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yuk. i iz nivver drinkin frum heer.
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*luks arownd* Rilly? Trully? Dis iz mah not sekkond not sekkond!!!
In dat caes, eggstra speshul congrats! Teh nawt sekund nawt sekund iz berry eggsitin. Off 2 teh tye booteek 2 chooze sumfing as a memento!
*luks caerfulli* ai finkin dat ai wud mebbe liek dat nifty pen dat rites in owter spacies. Gots wun uv dose?
Dere iz ebbrifing u cud ebber wish fur!
That is where humans wash off their salad. Haha.
Figures I had a picture just like this i was going to submit. Again too late for me. The connection is slow here.
Cant complain though. Am going to have to find a new picture to post. That shouldnt be too hard my cats are evil.
Lucy likes to climb up the curtains like spiderman. And fluffster likes to jump in the shower. Digital camera time! Yes!
YAs der are seberal. U want teh federashun, romulun, jedi oar teh klingon stylol
*finks mebbe she shud start owt simple* prolly just a reglar, silvr wun, hao bout wiff mah naym an ICHC on et?
Sure, here ya go! Congarats.
Conga-rata-ululations Scooter! naow Wii iz off to teh tye boo tique
I wonts a bobble hedded bebbe otter snow-globe!
*dansdans-ScooterP-dansdans-furstistnawtsekkund-dansdans*
– Conga-rats, SP! –
*dansdans-fyvwayty!-dansdans*
*clapclapclap* bery nyce! Fanks!
Congrats, ScooterP! U leed teh brayde.
*suddenly shy* uh… iz ok tew jus fallow yew?
No nead 2 be shy – we aer awl frenz heer!
Ahz bin lurkin fer long tyme. Yew aer awl bery bery frendliness heer. Fanks!
*scampers ober flutterin hur wingz* Hai. Iz okai. Wii iz frenlee. *purrrrr*
Hai Taya (batz at teh fluttering wingz)
Hai *snorgle**schmoo*
*purrrr* yay fer frenlies!
*purrrr**rollz ober awn tew hur bak showin off hur tummeh*
*rubs tummeh and itches awl teh itchy-est spawts*
*Snorgles ScooterP, purrin haplee and lowdlee*
wow, yew AR bery frendlee! *sneezes frum awl teh furz eh teh aer* Scuze meh!
Yesh wii iz. Ai iz jus a bebbeh kitteh.
ohaiya, taya! you can has a nupdated avatar?
*gently scritches lil kitteh under chin n eerz*
Yesh ai duz
ohai scooterp! nice tew meet yew!
Conga rats Scooter P!!
purr kitteh, skared fer lyfe!
Ai wish Ai hadunt seed dat
wut haz bin seen cannot bii unseen
GMTA ScooterP!
Yukkkk!
Datz a weerd liddurbawks!
Deres noe lidder 2 cubber stuff wiv….
DingDingDing! We haz winnr.
Mai kitteh lookz at teh commode and thinkz, “y u haz round littrbocks ful uv watr?”
And Ceiling Cat Said . .
1. THOU SHALT NOT JUMP ONTO TEH KEYBORD WHEN THY HOOMAN IZ ON TEH COMPUTR.
2. THOU SHALT NOT UNROLL ALL OV TEH TOILET PAPR OFF DA ROLL.
3. THOU SHALT NOT PROJECT HAIRBALLS FRUM TEH TOP OV TEH REFRIGERATOR.
4. THOU SHALT NOT SIT IN FRUNT OV TEH TELEVISHUN AS IF THOU ART INVISABLOL
5. THOU SHALT NOT JUMP ONTO THY SLEEPIN HOOMAN’S BLADDR AT 3 A.M.
6. THOU SHALT NOT RESET THY HOOMAN’S ALARM CLOCK BY WALKIN ON IT.
7. THOU SHALT NOT TRIP THY HUMANZ, EVEN IF THEY R WALKIN 2 SLOWLY.
8. THOU SHALT NOT PUSH OPEN TEH BAFROOM DOOR WHEN THAR R GUESTS IN THY HOUZ.
9. THOU SHALT NOT JUMP ON TEH TOILET SEAT JUS AS THY HOOMAN IZ SITTIN DOWN.
10. THOU SHALT ATTEMPT 2 SHOW REMORSE WHEN BEAN SCOLDEDED.
Teh Kittehs bork most ub dese write away.
Wait … slo doan … nummer tuu is *blink* ooohh, shinee!
I knead tew rite dese down fer de udder kittehs in teh hawse… dey not fam- fim- …uh…rembring dem.
Aer yu shore dey’re from Ceiling Cat? My kitteh says they’re from Basement Cat adn obeying dem wud be Eebil!
Hmmmmm…
Letz mii sea if dis werks better…
And Ceiling Cat Said . .
1. THOU SHALT JUMP ONTO TEH KEYBORD WHEN THY HOOMAN IZ ON TEH COMPUTR.
2. THOU SHALT UNROLL ALL OV TEH TOILET PAPR OFF DA ROLL.
3. THOU SHALT PROJECT HAIRBALLS FRUM TEH TOP OV TEH REFRIGERATOR.
4. THOU SHALT SIT IN FRUNT OV TEH TELEVISHUN AS IF THOU ART INVISABLOL
5. THOU SHALT JUMP ONTO THY SLEEPIN HOOMAN’S BLADDR AT 3 A.M.
6. THOU SHALT NOT RESET THY HOOMAN’S ALARM CLOCK BY WALKIN ON IT.
7. THOU SHALT TRY TO TRIP THY HUMANZ, EVEN IF THEY R NAWT WALKIN 2 SLOWLY.
8. THOU SHALT PUSH OPEN TEH BAFROOM DOOR WHEN THAR R GUESTS IN THY HOUZ.
9. THOU SHALT JUMP ON TEH TOILET SEAT JUS AS THY HOOMAN IZ SITTIN DOWN.
10. THOU SHALT NAWT ATTEMPT 2 SHOW REMORSE ‘SPECILLY WHEN BEAN SCOLDEDED.
Ifinkso this iz da copy mine kittehz got!
mine tew! cept #8 – they push teh door open for us too!
An iffen dey kannawt git da door open, dey sit an sqwall lyke dey are bein abooosed!
my best buddy tiger wuz liek taht. wuz like habbing a two-yeer-old hoomin in teh howse. “mommymommymommymommymommyopen teh door mommymommymommymommymommymommymommy”
kumo, on teh ovver hand, just stikks himz big floofy pawz under teh door an tryz to attakking yor feets. (him haz big hyooj paws wif tufty furz between teh pads. iz floofy an snorgleable.)
Shadow leeps at teh door knob!
wun day will grab it an open it, an will be wun step closer to wurld dominayshun!
Pookie cat kan easiily wurk da lever style knobs. Usta let hymself owt wen wii libbed in FL. Kouldn’t ebber teach hyme tu klose da door bihynd hyme tho!
My kitteh wishes tu say sumfing: “My name is Cat, adn I approob ob dis messij.”
lol, i red BAFROOM az BARFROOM.
Speekin ob baff *goes ober tew Mommeh fur a tungbaff*
*washwashwashwashwash*
*puts taya in hedlokk to kleen eers (just like shiro duz wif kumo)*
O kwap. Anudder dreem goz down teh toobs.
Wat haz been seen kan nawt bii unseen.
grate mynds finkso alike, 3km!
lol…wii cud dew dis awl day!
WOW!! 2 GMTA’s !!
ar mynds must bii rilly grate!
That’s wat I keep tellin mineself!
well, ifn yew ferget, ah’ll re mynd yew!
Kuld yu remynd da rest uf my fambily?
shore! ah sez tew dem “*hem hem* Atenshun awl pipples livin wif mah frend 3km: Ah haz a grate mynd, an 3km n ah finkso bery mutch alyke, darefour 3km haz grate mynd tew. Dere. De Scoot haz spokin.” Hao wud dat be?
Purrfekt! Thnx ScooterP!!!
I finkso I wud heer teh lafftur awl teh way to my howse.
3km, u has teh emayo.
Yu soooooooooooo fuuuunnnnnyyyy red!
*runs tu check e-mayo*
Now yu haz an e-mayo! STN!
i loled.
Yah, I hate dem ovur-teh-bole fingees, too.
Specially wen it’s my head after a big nite uv drinkin. Shew, nawt ebber want tu dew dat again!
Yah, dat’s nebber fun.
Fank CC I nawt dun dat in seberal yeers.
Last tiyme it did dat wuz in Barsellonya, Espanya.
Halpful hint: neber drink deh wine wif deh lizard in deh bottlol.
8-0 De wut???
oops, smilie fail
Datz bowt awl i member…. wuz in a Chineze restraunt just off deh Rambla… adn deh wine hadda lizard in deh bottlol.
*finks bout werkin at de horspital an awl de sammon ella poysoning* scawy…
Um, lizard IN teh bottle? Um, Ifinkso I nawt kuld drink dat. Yu bii brave wummans cween!
no, wuz not brave…. just hadded tu much wine frum deh bottlolz wifowt deh lizrd.
Likwid kourage! I haz had that before!
**rites teh cween’s hint in sekrit noatbuuk**
I finkso the last tyem I got dat sik frum drinkin, it inbolbed a bottlol of Jose Cuervo margajaritas – a BEEG bottlol!
Nex tiym try teh mezcal. den U can eet teh wurm.
No wermz wuz inbolbed in my alkyhawl consumpshunz, noar will de ebber be, ifn I has sumfin to say abowt it.
….at leest….nun at teh bottom of teh bottlol.
lolz. dis 1 dint maek me sport tho. sinse is on da potty wit my laptop. xDDDDDDDD
TMI!!!!! Braynez bleech, plzkthxdontfurgittuflush!!!
O.o
lolz i flushd dun wurry. lolz.
lolz, gud. dont forgit to turn teh fan on too. tehr are peeples in my howse taht alwasy forgitting dis.
Yu need tu git some Poo-pourri! “spritz in da bowl before yu go, an no one else will ebber know” Real product, hand to CC!
*wonders if she dares google it*
ew! wat iz dat?
Guires, I has a wurreed.
I got sum fud awn wun of my fabrit shurts 2day.
I hoapso teh stayn comes owt inna warsh an iz nawt purrmanint.
if its tomato-baysd stayns, wut wurks for me iz aftur washing, dont put in teh dryer, let teh clofs ayr-dry in teh sun, make shur teh stayned part gets full sunliet, teh sunlite will bleech owt teh tmoato stayn.
dis mite wurk for ovver stayns too, but i haz had suksess wif teh tomato-baysd stayns. in anycase, dont put teh clofs in teh dryer until yoo haz did evreefing yoo kan finking ob to remoov teh stayn. teh dryer heet will permininmintly set teh stayn. gud lukk!
oooo fangs for dad vice.
Wat iz da stain? Wat kinda fabric? I haz sperience wif lawdry! Myne boi’s baseball pants were white wif black pinstripes! (Watta GREAT choice), an da sekkund year hyme shirt wuz white tu wif black lettering!
Iz t-shurt (cotton), butt nawt awl whyte, so I nawt can bleech it. Teh stayn iz budder an sower creem frum a baked potayto.
I yoozed Tide pen rite aftur, an now iz in teh warsher, in warm wadder.
yah, to get teh oily stayn owt taht shuld do it, but ayr-dry (Dont put in dryer) just to make shur until its all teh way gone. may need sekkund treetment an washing.
I rarelee ebber put my t-shurt inna dryur. I has beeg wuudin dryin rak dat I yoose foar t-shurts an unnerwares.
ah, tahts gud then.
ohai Red!
You probableh wont see this – but it is wurf a try… A trick is to put some washing up-liquid directly on the stain a few minnits before washing it in the machine – wurks everytime for me – an I’m often a messy eater!
Definatly ayre dry, iffin it nawt come owt, pre-treat wif “stain stick”. That wurks alot uf da tyme but (snerk) I needs tu sit. I uz 20 mule team borax, oxyclean an stain stick an usually dat wurks. I haz 14 yr owld boi, an hubbi dat iz restuarant manager. Lawdry iz a xperiment in chemistry round here.
Shuld bii It needs tu sit, altho, so du I!
If Soil Lové is available in your area, you might give it a try. We had a friend who owned a 2nd hand clothing store — he swore by the stuff to get out all kinds of stains.
Iz nawt availablol heer, butt I duz has sum dat I ordurd awf a website.
It tuuk owt cheezburger greese!
OxyClean, red. It’s wurked for me on everything. Billy Mays or no!
WOW!! I gotta git sum uf dat stuff! I tend tu ware my lunch or dinner awn my shirt!
Thatz whai us Cheezmen wears teh neck-tais, yu kno. During lunsh, trow teh tie ovr teh shoulder; lunsh munchies drip on middlol of shirt; tidy up after lunsh bai droppin neck-tai back into plais, hiding lunsh shrapnels nicelee. Long as wind duzznt blow too hard in offis adn expose teh hidden stuffs…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA thats is the perfect caption
*skweeeeeoooooo skwaaaaawwwk* Plees heer mai maicrofolol. Ai am being owt uv teh nerfing hoem an ai nawt reddy. Mai nee knoeee fixed yet. Ai am habing a sad. Pleees send meh happee beeems! Tooo sad. Lubs too mai cheezfrens {{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}}} U mai nao go bak to ur skedlol LOLs.
{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}
i hope yor knee gets better soon, plz to being careful an let it heel an not borking anyfing else. heer are happy beems to yoo:
☺ ☼ ♥ ☼ ☺ ☼ ♥ ☼ ☺ ☼ ♥ ☼ ☺ ☼ ♥ ☼ ☺ ☼ ♥ ☼ ☺ ☼ ♥ ☼ ☺ ☼ ♥ ☼
take kare ob yorself an gets all better soon!
{{{{{KCT}}}}} Why dey bii sending yu home wen yur still borked? *Sends speedy healing an well being beams tu KCT!!* Pleez git well soon.
{{KCT}} *sends lotsa heelin beems to KCT*
Nawt onlee iz she being kicked owt uf teh in-pashent treatment but iz gonna be up to 3 well meaning frends to figger owt how to get her up teh 8 steps to her apt. Teh social werker iz gonna get pics frum me tomorrow documenting teh unsafe conditishuns teh nsurance companee is sending her hoam to face. We iz gonna try one last ditch effert to keep heer where she can finish healing. Ur gud wishes r appreshiated by KCT!
Bastids! Ai’m so glad KCT has teh gud frends.
{{{{{Cattails}}}}}} {{{{{{KCT}}}}}}
the evikshun: izzit related to da urlier complaynts? you know how kittehz are teh curios.
praying for you, KCT, and yr fwiends and halpers.
Her frend did complain to teh director of nerfing about her treatment last week.
It all seemed rather fishy to me, but this action seems to be coming frum teh insurance rather than the nursing hoam.
The OT and PT and SW all seem to be on her side and halp to fite the insurance companee.
Thanky fer ur support.
wut?!?!?!?!? *brissles fur an tayl, hisses at stoopy inshurance co.*
grrrr, stoopy inshurance company. i’z glad her haz peeples fiting for her, will say prayrs taht evreefing kan be wurked owt for teh best for owr deer KCT.
Is majicul gateway to wonderwerld.
No … ai’m nawt gonna ask. Don wanna kno.
Where iz owr donkee? ICHC’s clok needz a mayjur hoofin!
yup, and a hedbatting!
Waol, ur teh egg-spurt! Give ‘er!
so duz KCT’s inshurance company. grr.
Where is this cat from?? I just adopted a kitten in NH that has VERY similar markings. He had 2 brothers in the shelter one that looked just like him and one that was black and white. they even have the same black stripes next to their eyes.. I’m very curious if this is his brother. I adopted mine in Manchester, NH. He is about 11 weeks old now. Please respond. Thank you.
perfect caption,LOL
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Don’t sit down on the Plexiglass toilet…
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He is sooo kyooote!
Thats rite, kitteh. Its a wet litter box.
OMG. I think that is where I live. Not my place of course but the complex. Cause thats the same layout and exact everything of my bathroom. HEY HEY, whoever posted this!! Message me please! I wanna know if we live in the same place, because your kitty looks just like my kitty only a little darker. And I mean exact same markings. Probably from the same daddy cat since I also own the mommy who was prego with her. Message please!!!
I took this photo about 8 years ago in a friends’ apartment in Orlando (Ian). I think it was his room-mates cat, who’s name I can’t recall right now.
i dunno, mebbee kitteh iz finking, “mmm, drinkies!”
Oar mebbeh kitteh just throwed a penny in, adn is making a wishes?
Don’ fall in lil’ one…
Looks EXACTLY like my kitten, I have a picture almost the same, but a different bathroom. I thought that was my kitten. She used to do that all the time.
Awwe i just luv cats sooooo much i have 3 cats… sooo cute and funny
no!
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chocolate……..gross!!!! not really i wuf chocolate
man w8 untill I get even bigger ……:-)
watchin a toilet is so better than TV!!! I’m goin 2 do this all day nao