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Duz Schrodinger noe abowt dis?
Iz kitteh fed, oar nawt fed? Oar boff?!
duzzint mattur, kitteh alwais want moar!
If kitteh in haff a bocks, am him haff ded, oar haff alive?
Anser us dat, Mr. Schroedinger!
Iffin kitteh kan fit in haff a box, dere iz nawt enuff fud!
Oh NO…. Its the Phantom of the ah-purr-a
LOL — gud wun, rodney!
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Teh bocks iz half-ded adn teh kitteh iz half-starved.
Quiz: If half-a kitteh can nom half-a can of gushifud in half-a minnit, haow mani kittehs will be singin for moar gushifud az soon az tehy can see teh bottom of teh bowl?
Con-quantum-layshuns, DK – solo tawp spawt!
Sillybrashuns? Lybashuns?
*dans-dans-solotawpspawt-dans-dymondkitteh-dans-dans*
Fanks AP!! Awl ob teh abuve!
*brings in tray ob sordid cheezes (teh gud kynd) adn krakkurz*
*sets up majiklol karaff ob wyn fur teh cheez, wiff glasses*
*the karaff is ebber full, adn teh glassiz chaynj it tu ur fabrit wyn*
Enjoyz! *klink!* dans-dans-sillee-dans
O, purrfec lybashuns, AP!!! AI lubs mii sum cheez n crakkers!
Dare ai ask wot kind ob cheez wii has?
Dat myt leed tu a ravver lawng list…
Oar u kud konsider teh plattur majiklol tuu…whut du u fynd der?
Yes, ob corse ai wuz finking ob teh Montee Pyfon skit!
IRL ai am eeting teh humblol yet ever tastee cheddar, wif stoned weet fins.
Sownds nommy! (tho IRL ai kinna du teh weet)
Bye fur nao – ai is heddin owt tu wawk teh goggeez. Enjoy!
Bye AP! Fanks fur teh snaks!
Heers sawng foar AP to dansin to: Appropryit?
Oooh, yeff!
Ai lubs Styx! Aifink ai has dis album … in vynil!
*dans-dans-GrandIlloozhun-dans*
I nawt kno ifn I has dis wun awt vynlol, butt I duz has menny vynlol albums.
AP – Owr adje, wii be showin it!
Vynyl rools!!!
lolz….ai am a youngun…but vynl still rools….eben mai fave bands has their songs out on a vynls too
Ai cooked foar teh boi scowt campurs ober teh weekend. dem nawt eben noze whut vynil LPs iz!!
illiusion KITTEH psyiken me out…
LOL
Aww. I tot i wud get furst.
U gotta be kwik arown heer, adn it helps tu be klebbur, tu.
R u sayin ai has a qwik n klebber?
*preens a la LCB*
Mostist difinitablee! *hedbonk*
*pores catnip ober 4.5K*
Well, naw yu’re kwik, clebber, hallucinating adn running in circlols.
O.o
*has a berry dizzee*
*slips DK sum nip antee-doat (tayk as needid), adn a kumpuss*
awl ur noms belawng… r myne
kitteh gonna git hymes own dinner.
Whar iz teh can opunur? Kitteh haz teh hongri fur gushifuds aifinkso.
stoopy lak uv poseablol fumbs..
teh lectrick kan opunur solvs taht problum!
U needz anuzzr bawx. Dis wun empee.
Ai iz in ur bawks … messin wif ur mind.
Whut littlol der is leff ob it, u kin mess wiff, kyoot kitteh
Oh. Teh kyoot kitteh in teh lol. Neber mind.
I think both of you are being corrupted by us failers!
p.s. I used to go by “liitle bird” here! Shhhhhh!
but teh gushy fuud smelz liek teh stinkehs. y u wud kitteh eat dat?
Derz gud stinkeez adn bad stinkeez. Hoo is u tu judj?
Teh schmell am in da noze of da beholdur.
Oar sumthin lyk dat.
Now u sees me
Now u still sees me
Lol BGee!!!1!
*smirk-teeny grin*
Concrete shoelaces for ur furvest from last co-mint!
Aw shuks, fanks! Twas a flook! Kum upfred adn has sum lybayshuns, compliments ob AngelPlume.
kitteh is in ur box scrawin with ur eyes
Green kitteh reuzing fud box fer howse, aifinkso!
mebbee teh kitteh is wayting tu ambush teh goggie.
Half breed!!
Wow… that’s crazy. My cat is famous!
Here’s another video of me goofing around with him….
Byootiful kitteh! Krazee, butt byootiful!
Oh noes, ur kitteh nawt haz enny bonez!
Kittehs kan bekome likuid if nessarsary.
rule sumfing oar odder ob kitthe fizzics, aifinkso kitteh can become liquid state wen needed
Mon Stirr kitteh noes bocks iz portall 2 alt– atler– udder you nevers. Dozzen werk wiv hooman in rume, aifinkso.
Fud bowl is emtee! Hmm, so is bawx.
Yo, hyoomin! Tym fur a gushifud run!
himz aMAAAYzeeng! yas
illudez ur opticlez
*ppsssttt* if newun iz interistd, dere b 2 noo pikshures of Eva awn teh blog…
*runs to luuk*
Soooo kyoot! U haz sum byootimus kittehs, UK!
*eers perque up*
Noo pikors ob Eba??? See ya!
*scampers off to blog*
Yup, dat’s Eba n her sisters! Fanks for posting dem adn letting us noes, UK. Butt ai cuud onlee glanse at teh wun ob Eba on Plasticat’s bed – dose widdle pinkee tow pads!!!!1!
Doan furgit Ur CHRG adn teh HGGs!!
* wif aplologies to Sandie Shaw *
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Ai haz a cat in teh box
him likez tu wear purple sox
an’ likez to jump up ‘n’ down all teh day!
An’ heez az sly az a fox
mai littel cat in teh box
an’ in mai life him haz teh final say!!!
* Takez a bow *
Hai!!! Gib meh back mai bow!!! iz teh onliest wun ai haz!!!
*chayses teh wiley coyote wif teh acme coyote catchur *
Tiem fur meh to going hoam. Gud nite, Cheezpeeps!
* Handz bow back to Troll. *
Sry. Didn’t noe it wuz yurz. Had noe naem on it.
* Ducks rotten tomatos thrown by rest of audience. *
Fanks burtonator! Ai enjoid teh pics of ur prittie kittie!
YAY! Ai kin haz commintz agin!!!
yay!
*hopskipdance*
shampers for all in sillubrayshuns!
O.o – bobblols!
Oeh! Shampurrs!!!
Oeh! Bubblolz!!!
*sip sip sip GULP*
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*hack hack errrrggghhhh hack*
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Ai fink ai swallowed teh glass bye aksident…
Nao iffin u’ll ekskjews mii, ai fink ai shud gow see Dr.TinyCat befoar ai asfiksowai…afixij… stawp bereeving!
*maiks kwik eksit, stage left*
Helloo? Kan annybuddy see mii? WP is makin mii craaaazee!
Ai kin c u! Kin u c mii? Teh saim iz hapinin tu mii!
Ai can see u!
Have some shampers
Fankees Nennepus! *gloog gloog gloog – hic!* Shanks, dash guuud – hic!
Oh deer… Fluffy – ai noes shampers be the bestest fing butt (hehe) not tu nom the glassis please!
Nao – open your mouth please!!!
*gets superslinkyglassextractamafier out of drawer*
Ai can just reach the stem….
*Yoink*
There – all out!!!
*hands Fluffy a nu glass – maided of the saem stuff gummibears are maed of*
Drink this – butt (snikr) better hurry befoar the glass melts… and u can nom the glass afturwurds!!!
*taiks deep, cleansing bref*
Oeh!!! Gummibear-laik glas, WIF moar shampurrz!!! Oeh, iz defity mah lukee dai!!!
Oh, fanks Nennepuss! U saibt mah laif!!!
{{{{Nennepus}}}}
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diz kitteh doznt lok to happeh
Ai kin c u! Kin u c mii? Teh saim iz hapinin tu mii!
@ AC
Ohai FluffyB! Ai wanted tu reply tu yu an Nennepus yesturrday butt (!) WP is nommin mai kommunts oar teh stoopy Explorer keeps borking!!! Grrr!
ooh – thats wut happened to fluffy yesterday tu!!!
mebbeh its wun of those south affricun fings?? liek rooibush and braaj??? an reeleh reeleh gud wine?
Den et haz tu b aginst teh SA peepz adn nawt teh kuntree, coz AC libs in … Arabia … sumware els? Rite AC?
yepp – some genetic fing I fink!!!
*snikr*
Butt (!!) I’ve noticed a lot of peeps complayning about deese last days… I’m using fyrefox – the only problem I have, is when I try to use another identety – then I get modurated an disapear into the darknesses of the innertubes…
Saudi Arabia, yesh.
Saim heer!!! Nawt sekkund et deleted awl mah details yesturdai affur mah nawt sekkund commint, adn ai cud nam\wt commint affur dat teh hoal dai! Tudai mah details r still gone, adn teh onlee reesun ai kin commint nao iz coz ai took awt mah “website” details in teh commint box! Iz beli fishy, adn nawt teh toona kind!!!
Kitteh. Now with moar… uh, kitteh.
Schrodinger? wut about Oppenheimer?
wat kate??? ai c noe ktte!!!!
wuf wuf
i has water eye AND fire eye
very nice page…let me add my 2 cents to this blog by sharing a really good gallery of optical illusions
at http://appslog.com/blog/1-blog/836-optical-illusions-what-you-see-is-not-what-you-get.html