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whatta melon!
why fangs!
*passes o’er jushy slice 0 melon*
whatta mighty good melon! ;D
Doan’t spit teh pipps at me!
*munchnommunch*
*pbbt*
wot chew say?
Aarrgh! U can haz dat bakk!
*aims caerfullees*
*pbbtpbbtpbbtpbbt*
teehee
*runs off twerk*
I’m gonna give my cat some watermelon now to see if she likes it
Mii sister’s cat luvved cantelope. She cud bee doen rite bishez iffn U had mallon an didnt shaer.
mai cat eats flippin n e fing ai swears! stoled mai popcorms, ate sum ob may cheezes, may pasta, my lasange, ….gets better fud dan me!!!
my kitteh lubs cereals an yogurt
healthy kitteh, i guess!
yes him lubs non fat yogurt and skim milk, himz berry healf conshus
wish chizel would be lyke dat…steelin mai popcorms while ai is trying tew wite,,,
my cat lobs chocolate!
my kitteh also eats just about n e fing to! He’s nommed green olives,croutons,bbq chips…the only things he doesn’t nom r green jello,sour skittles,and nerds. (he tried nommin nerds but dey fell owt of his mouf…lol) He’s also not afraid to nab tings off ur plate…XD
Tira lubs cantaelope tew!!!
My Mewsers luvs avocado–go figger!
Mah kitteh lurvs cantalope. But only teh seeds an teh rind. Pulls dem outta teh bin to get dem. An shez reel old, too. Sheez 16, which I fink is more dan 100 in kitteh yeers.
I wud advyse u giv yr kitteh jest a liddul peece, in kays she duzzint liek it or it mayks hur feel nawt sew grayt akshulee.
Ai hazd a cat nommed sweetcom in vegy gravee.
Looooong tyme ago, mae fambly had a siamese (appol-hed) adn he wud nom deh leftover corn on deh cob. Eben growl and hisss at oar goggle iffin herz com tu cloze! Mr Mittz waz liik a gog wif a bone wen he hab corn on deh cob!
We bringed u a waddurmelun, but we eeted it.
now i hzza sad. meloncholy, even.
*wispurrs to Mary’O*
Doze iz kittehs – nawt collies.
Duzzn’t matter wat u coll dem.
melon collie bebbehs?
OOOOH! ai haz apun da citis, nao!
what?
sad puppees…
oh honey, dew not be sad!
Ai shud turn mai bakk awn it, but juss canta loap awayz.
dis HAZ to be teh bess wordplay evah. evah!
Purr hasp you’d like to Nom innate it for a naward?
hmmm. no chikkn, so can’t be Pullet Surprise
Mebbe teh NOMbel pryz?
hmmm. could be Nombel Pryze fur Little chew.
Fur Litter Ate Chew???
*ratz – ai’ve scene it bedder – but where??? hoo?? when?? whai??
Purrhaps Litter I Chew ‘er?
Sweet.
Sum liek watermellon cubes,
butts, I liek watermellon LOLz.
I seed wat u did dere.
yeh, I gotta thick rind, ah can handle it.
Tryin to maek mah way froo teh morning rind.
Watermelon an Romeow onna roll!! @@@@@
awwww dat kitteh awn teh left luuks jus liek mai owld Pip-kitteh. Ai missez himz berry much!!
Ohai, Moe! Hao u iz? Hao iz fings in Mumbai?
Mebbe u kin visit ur Pip-kitteh in teh Meadow.
{{{{{Moe}}}}}
I preddy gud, 10Q nightshayde. An hao u is?
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iz jus waytin fur it tu rayn heer. Teh monsuun be laet dis yeer, an teh ittehbittehraynwelkuminkommitteh r tyred ub teh heet! We’z wants rayndrops fallin awn owr heds.
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Teh Pip-kitteh sneeks into mai dreemz sumtiemz. Teh owld floofball eeben hi-fived meh wuns
Ai be ok, fankies. Teh wevver haz bin cooler den normal heer, but seems to be warming up. Ai did not rillee mind teh cooler den normal wevver, akshullee.
Aww – {{moe}} Is a priddeh kiddeh. Lite orinj, verreh luvlee.
Duz we ever stop missing those we has luvved with awl owr harts? No, I don’t thinkso.
nope wiii mizzez dem lotz n lotz
o hai gremlin. yez il Pippolo wuz teh bellissimo. Himz prolly snoozin wif wun iy opin under a bush in teh medoe, watchin teh Gremlin-kitteh plai.
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yez owr kittehs whut gone ober teh brij libs awn in owr harts.
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{{{Gremlin, dacatwizard, Zelkina an nightshayde}}}
ai misses mai old kitteh Tigger, an he brudder(well, in name only) Scooby, and ebben older kitteh Jason berry muchly nao i has my little Chizel kitteh…. ai has allways been a kitteh person. Dey bee playin tewgether in teh meadow. allways.
Awww and de one on de right looks like Pinky Ubiquitous Lee. She waz my heartcat and I misses her too.
awwww {{{{KimW}}}}. Ai finkso u kin plai wif Pinky Ubiquitous Lee (whatta innerestin naems!) in teh Prinsess Mu Medoe, whar mai Pip be snoozin an Gremlin r playin, an awl teh otter kittehs dat gone ober teh brij be happeh an helfy.
Summertiems,
An teh LOLin’ is eezee,
‘less you get a
mellon seed in yr eie;
But that do happen,
In a seed-spthittin’ contest,
So hush kitteh bebbeh,
Doan you crieeee.
*clappity clappity*
Yay for teh schweet singings!
Sumurtaim – we haz it.
We no has it, is rainy an cold
pleh
Yah, iz akshulee pritee simulur heer. Wuz nyse owt yesturdey, but nao iz s’post tu rayn awl week.
but,,,,ai wants it! gimme!
Take mine summertime…PLEEZ!!!!
izzit dat bad were u r?
Almost 100 degrees and hoomid!!1!
watermelon eating kontest…commence!
mor salz pleezktanks
mmmmmmmmm
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Darth_Momm (hoo ifinkso iz not being teh same pursun az darthmommy, tehr are TWO movvers ob darths!) an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!!
an also to mr. burfday fairy! hoo izn’t happy abowt habbing a burfday sinse him iz getting very klose to a major an not-kwite-so-yung-anymore landmark. but i telld him iz wen yoo STOP habbing burfdays taht yoo haz a problem, so yoo shuld enjoying tehm wile they lasts.
in honor ob dis LOL an wut mr. burfday fairy wants for himz burfday dinner, we iz habbing a summer piknik!! (if yooare in teh upside-down part ob teh wurld, yoo kan pretending iz summer
) we haz BBQ chikkin, cheezburgers ob korse, corms on teh cob, tater salad, watermeloms, and caek – tasty fudjy caeks an rich ‘n’ buttery yello caek wif crunchy topping an fresh berreez an wippy kreem. also teh ice chest iz full ob yor favrit frosty-cold bevrijes, adult an non-adult! also baseballs an futballs (teh poynty kind an teh rownd kind) an frizbeez to throw arownd, an goodie bags filled wif bottle ob bublols to blow, remote-control flying skatebords wif plushie upfies on tehm (sooveneers ob her big vicktree in teh formula LOL rays), kandee, an sidewalkk chokks for making pikshures on teh sidewalks! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo:
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oops, i forgetted to make teh boldie fings arownd Darth_Momm’s name!
Happpee happee burfday tu Darth_Momm an Mr. Burfday fairy!
I can haz cheezeburger? And frosty-cold adult bevrije?
**carefully sends remote control sooveneer upfi skateboard rownd teh tablol** Ai gotta put dis in mai seedar chest!
Happeh Natal Day to Mr. Burfday Fairy!!!
Grate piknik, BF!!!1!
Oops, adn to Darth_Momm too!
Deer Burfday Fairy! Pleese giv MR Burfday Fairy a big hug frum mee fur hiz mumbltee burfday!
An teh piknik luks so grate!
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HppyBurday, Mr. BF. [ just fur youi tookoff da da usual toppings 0 chzbrgrs n shwimps cuzz i thott'd you mite not has teh saem tastes as da kittehs here. ]
Moast Beyootiful, deer MaryO! Ai think yoo maek sum ov the nicest bufday caeks EBBER!!
love it! that’s one of the most awesome LOLs ever!
Ohai cheezfrends ai haz sum big and happitayle noos tew shaer wib yew orl…
Ower lokal noospapur haz teh fotos of kittehs at teh sheltur wot needz forever hoems. Ai forled in lubs wib a 10mo b/w/tortie wee gurl, naemed Ophelia. And gess wot – teh sheltur sez ai kin be hur forever Mommie!!! Ai wil get adoptified at 4.30 tihs afturnoon!!
Ai haz been tellink Buddy taht Ophelia cummink to lib wib uz – seh lukks at me azif tew sae “wot is dis Ophelia yew speek of.” Ai had a wurried taht Buddy wud be upsettid (haz bin me and hur for seben yeers) butt (sniker) ai torked to prysma nd we haz a plan for teh integrayshun!
Smilols orl raownd tewdae!
con cat ulations! dis is bery eggciting news. Ai has a happitayle for you adn Buddy adn Ophelia!
{{{{kimkiwi adn kitties}}}}
awww! dat is wunnerfull! ai has a berry big happe fer you both! ai be eben moar happe iffen may kitteh hadnt jus decided to nom mai leg for teh third tyme tonite…
Kon-catz awn teh noo uddishun tu teh famblee! Mah famblee iz sendin gud vaibz tu yrz tu halp Buddy and Ophelia bekum frendz kwiklee an tu halp Ophelia settl in an reeyulaiz hao lukee she iz tu hav fownd a furevur hoem wayr she wil b so luvd.
**bob hed, pek cuttlebone, kik birdie fut in ayre, shaik tailfedders, jazz talons** (dis teh happy parrot dans BF473 korey-graffed furr me)
YAY kimkiwi! Ai sew happee furr yu an Ophelia an Buddy!
*sneeks up behind parro thead, gibs her a big Schmooo on her softie liddlol hed*
yay, taht iz gud nooz!! yoo an buddy kan haz noo frend, an ophelia kan haz forebber home! (if it takes tehm a liddle wile to reely start to get along, don’t get diskooraged. shiro an kumo taked a wile to sort fings owt, an now tehy iz like bruvvers.)
i do not have any friends
Yay for the new arrival! I’m jealous – wish I could have another cat. And all good wishes for smooth integration.
Yayyy!! kimikiwi can has a gnu kitteh to lub.
{{{kk, Buddy, & Ophelia}}}
Oh, fanks fur sharing teh happeh happeh news, KK!!! Ai has mai pawses crost fur teh integrayshun!
YAY! Fur kimkiwi an Buddy an Ophelia!!! 2 kittehs = 2 tymes da lubs!!
Yay fur teh noo kittey! Yoo will nao be a happee three together – an Buddy will probablee laik teh companee wehn yoo ar nawt there!
{{{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}}
Y ain’t yew jis a slice 0′ pie!!! ^_^
awww xD
anovver kitteh at teh burfday fairy’s piknik
**Red comez in, luukin frazzloled, drops hur stuff awn teh floar an luuks arown**
Alrite, wares teh tekillya?
*purs Red a beeg glass ob tekilya*
Heer ya go!
Oh, fanks, nyghtwind!
**plopz awn cowch, kikks awf shooz an starts drinkin tekillya**
Ummm…..dis be gud stuff!
Need a refill yet? I furgitted dis Sundai wuz daddi’s dai, now I has tu figure owt a present! Got enni idears?
Nawt a kloo.
Refill? Yeshyeshyesh!
**holdz owt emtee glass**
*Refills glass*
I’ff figure owt sumfing. Yu wuld think wurkin wif mii ebberdai wuld bii present enuff huh?
Mebbe a shurt an pantz dat luuk gud 2gevver?
Be prezzie foar him AN ur mahm! LOL
*giggle* Hii wuld just wear them separately wif things dat don’t match.
Noo Cheezburger masheen!
Iz Daddi’s Dai, nawt kitthe’s dai!
Daddi’s liek tu plai wif cheezburger masheens. speshully if dem haz teh lektrik chikken turnur opshun.
Try a pix ob sumwon he lubz! Ai be gibbin mae hubcat a pix ob oar 10 month old granson inna special “Grandfather” werdy frame! He bee’z sew prowd ob dis nawt-sekond granbebe!!
Awl uf mine daddikats grandbabys are teenagers, nawt so easy tu lub.
Gib him a kitteh oar a goggie oar a niec lizzurd.
Oooooh deer.
thats totally our cat. though we dont give him much because it makes him gassy and im sure if you eat too much, youll throw up from your back end!
I haz a BIG SAD. My kitty Max has cancer. We’ll be sending him to Ceiling Cat on Saturday. Hez a basement cat lookalike, but a big follower of Ceiling Cat.
His big brother Socks will miss him terribly. As me and his Daddy will.
{{{Maxmommy}}}
I has been dere an dun dat.
My hart goes owt to u.
{{{{{MaxMommy}}}}} iz a big Sad to hab tew send a furbaby tew CC. Just ‘member he will be waiting at teh PrincessMu meadow for you.
{{{{{Max}}}}}
{{{{{Maxmommy}}}}}
Ai iz sorry to heer tihs.
his big sister Foxy will be waiting for him at the bridge and will show him all around PricessMu meadow.
Excuse the non-LOL speak. I’m too sad.
{{{{Maxmommy}}}}}
Dis b so sad. Wii noez it b hard tu dooing wut b best fur deh pore sik kitty-babeh.
Reassuring headbonks, Purrs and Beams to you Maxmommy!1!!
awww, ai am sew sry! {{{Maxmommy}}} Mae hart goes owt 2 yu & yur famly.
{{{{Maxmommy an Max an Maxdaddy}}}} My heart breaks for yu!
An {{{{Socks}}}}!
{{{{{Max, Maxmommy, Socks, and Famblee}}}}}
Our basement cat gotted cancer & we wuz abowt to taek him to teh v-e-t (minutes away – I took him to the litterbox right before we were going to put him into a carrier) — he decided to go to CC wiffowt owtsied halp. Him wented to CC in mah arms. 
Ai iz shur Max haz had a gud lief & dat him noez u all lubs him bery bery muchlee. Hedbonks, schmoos, and beems coming frum heer to u.
My eyes are awl leakey now…I had to do that for my poor PootyTat 3 years ago and it is still hard…I do miss him so and his sister, Misty too! It amazes me how attached we can become to an animal of another species…17 years is a long time. My hart goes out to you {{{{{Max, Maxmommy, Socks, and Famblee}}}}}!!! {{To everyone else who has lost a precious one as well}}!! I’m off to Mu Meadow now…I need to go see my babies…*wanders up to the bridge kicking the rocks as I go*
I’ve ben a lurker, but now has a beeg sad 4 u – {{{Max, MaxMommy, MaxDaddy, and Socks}}}
{{{{{ Max and Maxmommy and family }}}}} This is so difficult to do. I’ll be holding you all in my thoughts.
Iz teh lol peeps clock borked Again? Kneads gud kick in teh PATOOT tew get it working again!
**raizes paw**
Can I duz it? I has been itchin to do sum butt-whuupin latelee, an dis mite halp.
Dat’s nawt why wii goin tu lunch iz it!
**luuks askanse at 3km**
Why? U gotz giltee conshins?
Nope!
* getz awt rhsb’s kikkin butes. runswifakwiknesstunawtgetbuted *
Dang, eben teh rezidint Troll iz afeered of me!
**laffs wif a ebilness**
I nawt scared! I gots da red hair tu ya know!
Wayle, ifn u nawt skeered, den u can halp me!
Come awn!
**goes to kik teh Cheez-clok an deel wif sum RL stuffs**
BBL…
Rite biihynde ya! *puts awn special A kicken boots used awn x-boifriend*
What Ai wanna noze, Haow dat Troll noze whar Ur butes iz at?
Go Ahed, Red kick away!
Lemme run an get my speshul boots dat Ebil Maus gibbed me wen I wuz goin frew my diborse.
Dey has rustee spikees stikkin owt at teh toez.
***bakz sloelee awai frum rhsb***
Why u bakkin away, Aahz?
Unless u iz deserbin of teh bootin, u nawt get wun.
Ohai red, if yew wantz sum happitayle noos, chek mai postificayshun upfred.
I saw dat, KK! Conga-ratz awn ur noo bebbeh!
U gots pikshurs up yet?
Mellun tastee liek sweet wattur. Kittehs can has drinkee and noms atta saem tiem.
I wonder if Gallagher knows that the kittehs are into his props?
As long as they’re into them after the show, it’s probably all good.
nah, can’t be. nowhere near enough splatter to be “after” the show, trust me on this one.
*eyes CheezClok wif a suspishun*
wut hapened 2 it?
its like a gun pitu pitu pitu pitu
funny
oohz a melon iz liek melons 2
hai mary0!!!
Rofl cute though i wish i had a dum cat like that
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lolcats hug time
lol I got famous on runescape
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is righgt!!
eye hed a kitteh that ate garbanzo beeeen (chikpees)
i love this one! we r having watermelon @ our church youth group 2nite.
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focus on God and only God
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Oh deer!!!1! lolman4000 maebee has died wif hiz pinnger awn ‘puter pressin’ deh W key….sumwon pls 2 check awn him!! =^!^=