
CAMO Only helpful if you are in the right color
u shud lern frum teh camo master.
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CAMO Only helpful if you are in the right color
u shud lern frum teh camo master.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: yistinn103543 via Our LOL Builder
GP and Lolpigburglar at it agin…
Cheerz tu u maus!! wii haz sum lubblee cui appetizerz fur sillybrating ur nawt-sekkundnessez!!
Day are teh soy cui, aifinkso.
Butt (!) hoo is teh Miss Teary Us sekkund pinny gig?!
Mawnawjatwa? **heds awf tu NB**
Is dey sitting on LCB?
Hiding- yure doing it rong!
Well… one of them, anyway…
O, yure rite, teh odder wun wuz hiding doing it rite! Gud affernun, ebereebodee!
O, an wearz mai mannurz? Oheredayare. Conga-r…,um, happeeniss tu yu Maus, on yur nawt-sekkund. Wut drinkees and danses yu lyke?
Nothing for me, thanks. But how about some hemlock and a fish-slapping dance for my boss, who is mutating into a Stoopy Soot…
*attempts to comfort Maus*
Stoopy Soots — DO NOT WANT.
*Putz awn colofull Nordik costoom, getz out big fishes*
Ai reddi!! Just knead a partner!
inn honor uv maus’s boss……
Ebben beddurer — givz himz (da Stoopee Soot, dat iz) da Slap uv Noe Ritern (frum VeggieTales’ “Jonah”)
(*sorree, nawt can haz beedeeyow klip*)
ooh, i rebember taht!! frum wen we gotted teh DVD ob teh moovie an my yunger boy watched it abowt elebenty-six times a day!! (iz very clebber moovie, tho, tehrs wurse fings to watch elebenty-six times a day. liek barnee, wich iznt eben watchable wunse a day) tehrs fish-slapping tehr too, an teh giyunt Slap ob No Return!!
i also lieks teh Pirates hoo dont do Anyfing.
*slaps maus’s boss wif a REELY BIG fish*
INTERSPECIES FURSHEDDING
And the perfect bedspread for it too…
Maybe their dog is purple.
akshully is purple becos kitteh is royalty
Kitteh lukin at lunch!
Damn funny lookin’ kittens…..something in kitteh’s water?
Oh Hai, De Fault!! I dont’ b thinking wii haz metted yet. *extendz floofy paw uv frendship* Welkum tu Cheezland!! Dis b a grate plais tu playing. deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl, so u kin eatz and drinkz awl u wantingz.
*handz DeFault a chokklit martoonee*
Cheez!!!
Oh Hai back at you! Thanx for the kind wordz! If I get out of line just flush my account. Itz happened be4. I do love my 15 year old – 20 pound Maine Coon cat and thatz all dat matterz. KTHXBye…..
welclolm Default- hoap you duzn’t has to get flush’d-
here, *fwiiiiiiiiiishhhhhhhhh* try dis Scents 0 Humor, maybe ’twill halp you keep outta trubbles.
Remeber:cats rool, dogs drool and teh cats’ Nomber one rool is -play nice.
kthnx
Dey luk jest likee daddeh — Interspecies marriage — dis kitteh is berry openminded
Sow tru!!!
*sighs adn absentlee skratches teh bald spawt bahind mah eer – a tragik freak aksident cawst bye mah Mom finking deir wazza ded spider in mah hare affur ai caim bak frum teh hare-stailist*
*sigh*
Oh no!! Wat happened?
*grins sheepishly*
Tryin’ to pull the wool over our eyes, eh?
Everything looks white!! ?
Ewe! spiders in hair. do nut wnat.
Ohai! An update on our cheezfrend KCTailkinker: I just got great news! KCT’s doctor convinced the insurance company to give her one more week in in-patient care! That gives us till next Thursday to plan for her discharge! She is going to have her OT and PT take her over to the apartment and figure out a plan for getting her up the stairs! We are working on getting her computer up and running again. I may need technical halp wif this. I’ll keep u posted. Ur support and hedbonks and purrs are teh bestest medicine, so keep em coming. kthxbai!
O dat b gud noooz!!!! Purrz tu KCT!!! I hope she gitting bedder fast!!
*hedbatz deh insurance peepz*
{{{KCT}}}
{{{Cattails}}}
Beems for KCT!!!
Did yu hedbat teh meeny nerses? An huzzah for KCT commin hoem sune!
ai gotta go to werk now, but ai unnerstand KCT will be on line soon to say ohai. ur gud wishes and beems really do help her thru dis ruff tiem. Hugs to all uf u!
{{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}
and OMCC! ai just noticed teh GPs in teh lol! Skweeeeek! Sooo kyooot…must nawt splort! Must drive to werk….ai lost my lil pinny gig last yeer and miss her so much…RIP Penelope.
{{{Cattails}}} Thx mush fur ur updatez on KCT!
**sends gud thawts an lotsa prayurs for KCT**
{{{{Cattails}}}}} Fanks fur the update!
{{{{KCT}}}}
{{{{Cattails}}}}
HSSSTTT!!! ROOOww!! Hssssst!!! and Scratches an Hedbats 4 teh Bad Nurses and stoopy insurance Co. ( leaves somefing nasty in dere shoes!)
Thank goodness the insurance company finally saw a little sense! And thank goodness KCT has good friends to go to bat for her!
{{{{KCT}}}} {{{{Cattails an hubby}}}}
Yesh, (hed)bat!
taht iz wunnerful nooz!! yay for KDT’s doctor and teh OT and PT!! an gud lukk wif teh compyooter. O.o
Hide and skweek?
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Hide and weeek weeek weeek.
KK – that is PURRfikt! I givs yoo awl mah burgers:
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**teelz a burger wyle KKz bak iz turned.
Nomnomnomnomnom
*faispaw* make dat Steelz a burger ….
*while da cweenis faispawink, tinytendrils steel da cween’s stolended brgrs*
U kum bak heer wif dat!!!!! U adn ur razzenfrazzen sneekee littlol ten drilllz!!!! Don’t make mii get owt mai pruning sheerz!!!!
GP- sum fernz of yourz?
der- “frenz”, nawt “fernz”, sheesh.
Ai onlee hab fernz.
Kin I b ur fern?? {{{{parrothead}}}}}
Ohai yur madjustee! **schmoo**
Yu kin be mai fern, ai nawt negwect yu an nawt let yur fronds wilt.
Me too, me too!! ACanBeYrFern????
Ohai JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
**schmoo**
Yu kin be mai fern, ai nawt negwect yu an nawt let yur fronds wilt.
Kan ai bee yur fern too? Plz plz plz? {{{{{PH}}}}}
Ohai AfriCat! **schmoo**
Yu kin be mai fern, ai nawt negwect yu an nawt let yur fronds wilt.
AI wantz tu be your Fern tu PH!!1!
Ohai catslave! **Schoo!**
Yu kin be mai fern, ai nawt negwect yu an nawt let yur fronds wilt.
**lukz arownd at awl the luvly ferns, hazza happee**
Ai gonna need a bigger waddur sprinklur, aifinkso.
*Hands PH a seltzer bottle*
ai wanna bee a fern tew pleez *uzing beeg sad kitteh fayse-look*
Ohai bluesfan473!
**schmoo**
Yu kin be mai fern, ai nawt negwect yu an nawt let yur fronds wilt.
awww fank u {{{{parrothead}}}}
PH- whut a luverly garden u haz!
Ofankees luvscatsva! Pleez tu hazza care an nawt poke, prod, tuch, lukk tu hard at, oar odderwise annoy teh fronds. Day are berry fra-jee-lay.
Ai kin nebber turn doan a beeg sad kitteh fayse-look.
Y eskuze me, hao rewd! Does u has ur tikets to ride on dis bus?
This bus awnlee iz in town, an then they has to transfur to Monorail Cat. An out to teh far suburbs, they haz to taek teh Universal Cereal Bus. An THAT goez to teh Hare Port, wehre yoo can taek Bunway Air prakticallee enewere. Short trips wif HoverCat an HeliCat.
Bus??? Weez foughted da yous wuz a trampoline!! Wii jest bouncbouncbounc a leetlol onna yer tummeh — Otay????
Step to teh rear ub teh Lolcat plzthnx
Rume fur 2 moar awn top!
ohai ebberyone! gud ebernins tew yew awl!
Gud eberning Zelkina! Ai don fink wii hav bin purropurrlee introduced. Naice tu meetcha, extends fluffy paw, an bows deeplee.
**swoonz at AfriCat’s impeccable manners**
*plaisez swooning cowch under Parrothead*
*whisslolz fur YNG tu attendingify deh Parrothead*
Dey will bringing u refreshingmentz and fanning u wif deh palm leefz
*Brings sordid refreshments*
*Fans parrothead with palm leaf*
Is there anything else I can do for you?
OOOO the thinks yu kin think when presented with a question like that from a YNG! **sits back for moor fanning**
Yikes!! You have ebenin awlreddi! Ai’m . . . , jsut getting drisst after lunch to go an MOW a bit! Teh Sun – itz SHINING! A bit, eneway. Still kwite cold.
Ohai Janet! Shudnt eet bii *wispurrs* s-u-m-m-e-r dere bai naow?
*skampur skampur skampur pownse!*
Ohai {{{{AfriCat}}}} haow iz teh bebeh? ♥
Ohai BF! {{{{BF}}}} Shees fain, sleepin an guzzlin an sleepin an guzzlin … Tummy is a bit icky but otterwise she seems happi enuf.
africat, duz you have THREE kittehs now??
Sorta, teh itty bitty wun (mebbe 2 weeks owld?) is so far a foster kitteh, reelee kant hav 3. Butt (!) weel see.
any pickshures???
*a la picard*
i. see. FOUR . pictures.
dis is torture-we can has more piks?
I maded a lol outta ur caliko kitteh, Africat!
Sorry I is not bloo though.
U can find ny profile, witch is under my leeza-b name, tho!
*whispurrs bak* YES!!! it SHUD! We shud awlreddee be going to teh beech eben! But NO!!! Itz bin an average iv 10 degrees F colder awl spring tanh nermal!! An VERREE rainee – an sumtaimes foggee!
Iz JCH4K nawt gettin her shair of teh gobble warminz in Mizzu Ree? Aifinkso somebody 4got to turn off teh Widn Chillz Factoree. Maybi we can swap some weathers from here in southern NM– we has a warm adn dry nao…
Oops. Ai looks again at JCH4K’s profyle adn it says St. Joseph, _MI_, not _MO_ lyke ai thawt! Tahts Michigan, yesh? Mai geografical imprecisions, let me show you it!!
Bah! Silleh WP eats all my commentz for teh past two dais adn now taht ai can finally post agin, mai bloo naim won’t turn bloo. Ach well. Has a good dai, JCH4K!
Oh Hai LungDoc!! Haz u seeinged deh halperz? dhere eben beez a tutorial bai LCB fur halping wif deh blooonezzes.
Oyesh mai Cween, adn apprechiate tehm grately ai does. Normalli ai can has teh bloo wifout trubble, but tihs week week week things has been moar silleh tahn usual, aifinkso. Thnx!
Oyesh mai Cween! I has useded teh halperz much, adn appreciate tehm grately ai duz, yep yep. This week, haowebber, ai has had hekk tryin to get teh system to work. This is my second trai at responding to your message (WP eated teh first) adn I suspekt this one may get eated too. In which case, you won’t see this messsaj either. (*Makes sound of one hand clapping in forest with trees falling silently allatime.*)
Ornjj Floof amz berreh
pawpyoolurr flayvr ammungstz
Amminull Keengdum
Ornjj Floof wurkz besstest
wiff Kittehz. Summ tymez Bunnehz
andz plumpz Pinneh Gigz
Midnytez bawll ubz fluff
no canz cawmpeet wiff Ornjj Floof
untillz himz growz up!
Jack.
thank u, Jack!
plump ginnies r adorabul!
Gud morning, Cheezpeeps!
Ohai an helloooooo!
Ohai AfriCat — iz dat teh gnu liddlol bebbeh in ur pics? Sooooo kyoot!
Fanks, butt (!) dats Tammy, mai furst bebbeh. Will trai tu poast sum nu pics soon.
ohai {{{nightshayde}}}
{{{bf}}}
“Gib meh bakk rub” LCB sez…
I thotted LCB wood TAYK uh bak rub, nawt b askin 4 sumwun 2 GIVZ it 2 herz…
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Butt (!) then agin, bak rubz arnt shynee n U kaynt luk attem inna lyte…
* scamper scamper scamper LEAP *
Hao yu is??? Ai has nawt seed yu FUREBBER!
accomodating Catbus iz accomodating
I live alone with 4 cats I am so cool
I finso dis not b deh JCH4K wii awl noez and lubz….
…. Wunderz if dere b caik in deh brakeruum….
Stoopy ICHC clok. Ai haz to go use teh fassil… facel… fascil… liddurbawks, but ai duzzint want to miss teh start uv teh next lol!
Heh…dos guinea peegs ar awesome.
Ha. I didn’t even notice there was 2 for ages… That Is good camoflage!
so sweet
lolz it hide in seek i hide in kitteh kitteh cant find me and eat meh!!!mwahaha