i blows bubblez in ur milk
i blows bubblez in ur milk while ur not lookin
kitteh awlwayz tryin 2 mess wif mah milk.
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Aww, but bubblez am tasty!
Wait.. I wuz acctually nawt-sekund? whoa.
Yes u wuz! Conga-rat-ulayshuns! Has u nebber bin befoar?
wai nope, a don’t fink ah haz. thanks! ^^
Iffn dat iz ur nawt sekund nawt sekund u dezerb eggstra congrats! It iz berry eggsitin!
yay!
um… partah time?! (gets owt cheezburgars)
*hands owt glasses ob chokklit martoones, ginnantonix, adn anyfing else anywun wants*
nomnomnom
fankies for teh halp! (hands yuu beveraj ans jumbo cheezburger)
wow, dkl, iz yor lukky day!!
nise to meeting yoo *extends floofy paw ob frendship*
*handshayke of hapee* wai hey dere lunarmommy! nais tew meet yuuz!
Conga-ratz awn leading teh three-wai braid, aifinkso! These funneh posting tymes lateli have given us some surprise(d) leaders, yesh?
indeed.
however, the achievmintz of otharz shud nawt go unnoticed. therefur, we luk to 3kittymomma, ho got a nawt-sekund, but fur some reesun that lol is no longer dere. 3kittymomma, i award yuu wif onorari nawt-sekund celebrashuns!
mai the cheezburgurz commence!
..again.
Thank yu dragonkitteh_leelee! Kan wii awl go tu da tyebuteek? Ifinkso I needs a cheezland umbrella wif pic’s uf Eva an CoryBear awn it! Let da sillibrations commence!
huzzah!
(yay wuz gettin a bit owld =D)
(long pause, takes closer look at kitty)
SPORT
om nom nom nom
brainz
(my own brainz that ish)
Cawl teh CCC! Cawl teh CCC!
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Waitaminnit! Der’s no brayns heer! Jus’ a Zombee DragonKitteh! AAAARGH! *runsawaywivaquickness*
*taykz a step oar tu bakk*
Hmmm, self-consuuming zombifikayshun?
nah, just feastin on teh BRAINZ
its okay, dey now is back in my head cuz i didn swalow. or sumthin.
is nawt aftur urs, no worries.
Iz yu a zomboni nao?
lulz
um… eeek! wel, at leest dey is bak in dere. but yuu need to be lukken at da pixters wifs yer saftee ekwipment!
yu need yer chikken hed rubur glub awn yer hed to keepz da brainz in dere in case ob da kyootness
*fits chrg ober dragonkitteh_leelee’s head*
an yu shud taep it awn dere nise an tite wifs da dukky taep
*rrrrrrrp! rrrrrrrp! taeps da chrg awn da hed*
an den yu needz a drawin awn yer chrg. ai gibs yu a skawwy draggen fase wifs nasty beeg poyntee teefs!
*draws draggen fase own da chrg wifs majek markir*
dere! yu are awl set nao!!! SMOOCH!
thanks! i has pretti dragom ^^
I saw sumfing similar wunce.
lulz. epikly winning kittah winz epically.
Iz low-budget smoothie?
… er …. froth fur ur catpuchino?
o rly?
prepurred wif luv…
… adn spittul. (juss a littul)
Itz teh seekrit ingreedyent. Shhh – donut tell ennywun!
An teach yur kidletts tu dew it tu!
Dat way ebberytyme tu take dem owt they kan make a mess an annoy yu!
yaaayyyyyy
ooooh bubblolz!
win
Den ai nokks it ober
and lap up sum of teh milk…
and den step in it and leeve milkee paw prings all ober teh howse…
Den bat teh kup arown fur a wyl so awl teh milks get owt.
Adn tu mayk shoor teh kup is sayflee stord unner teh cowch.
noooooooooo
wayt, spilled milk am tasty for kittahs. at least it goes to a good purpose… ish.
blub blub blub blub!!!
Yu fink itz easi blowin bubblz wif no more lipz tahn ai gots?
i sekund that.
Yesh. Yu swallowed a gas cannister, remmmember?
Kitteh also blows bubbles in da hot tub…bad kitteh!!
*scrabbul-scrabbul-run-pownse!*
How ya bin KK? Gud tu see u bakk! Itz bin a lawng tym!
*headbonks* Real life bin kikkin mah behind lately, is hard to stay on da front page an keep up wif ebbryfing an juggel da udders. Udder jugglin iz nawt fur da faynt of hart! How yu been, my frend?
Aiz duin okay, sorta. Hasnt bin lukkin fur jawb, juss playin arown heer adn awn FailBlog. Did u heer? A fyoo ob dem inbayded us, but nao weer frens, adn sum frum boff playsis has bin playin bakk adn forf. Dey is fun peeps wuns u gets tu kno dem, but dey play hardbawl cumpayrd tu heer. Adn dey gets reel nastee trolls.
Whut kinda udders u bin jugglollin?
I maynly bin playin on da profile page….is nawt so fast paced! I has sum drama wif two of my grownup kidlets dat has my grandsons…so I been chasin dem round da innertubes….I still nawt hassa job, an I gonna be outta work for a hole yeer in a few weeks. Is brutal out der! I goes in wif mah 16 yeers sperience, an der be all dese yung gurls dat gonna work for cheep cheep cheep…..I does admitting/front desk for Drs, an der noes way dey gonna pay me min. wayge for all ah duz. I hassa gig cleenin dis big howse once a week,,pleh. I bin sewin baby quilts an wen I gets enuff I gonna tries to sell dem. Dunno wat else to do!!!
{{Kk4}} Hope yu find a good job soon dat pays yu elebenty hunnert munnies a week!
Fanks yu 3km!! I still be waytin for dat chanj dat ah voted for!! Husban bin layd off fur da last 3 munths…I gonna kill him if he nawt get outta mah hair soon! He mebbe gonna go back to work next munth….we bin makin it tho’, all 6 kittehs still get der Fancy Feast! Dat skunk dat bin livin unner da hows came out last month wif 3 littel bebbehs. Dey is cute, an we nawt bin sprayed. YET!
aww. yuu mayd me squee insyde. ^^ skunklets ftw~
Ai kno teh feelin. My trainin is owta dayt, adn derz plentee ob wizzkids (oar uvver IT-typz dat has bin layd awf) dat ai’m shoor it wud be ruff eben if ai lubbed it, but ai duzznt eneemoar. Ai don kno ware tu start, but gonna need muneez cummin in soon, frum sumwarez!
I be in da same boat, AP. I reely nawt wanna work fur da meen Drs no moars. I bin doin it sew long dat nobuddy wanna hire meh in da udder kinna jobs…dey sez I be overqualified…den wat I be really qualified for dey wants me to be bilingual an den der so manny peeps going for jest one job. Iz scary out der rite now.
KK4! Hao u iz?
… an hao wud u get teh kitteh in teh hawt tub? *haz a pondur*
Oh hai nightshayde!!! I hassa miss yu guys! Ai tinks nawt wanna put kitteh in hot tub!
My brudder uzed to share a mobilol hoam wif a cuppla uthur guies. Dey had OWLD hawt tub awn teh bak dek – nawt werked enny moar. Dey uzed to WARSH TEH KITTEHS in teh old hawt tub. Brudder sed it wuz lyk baptizin teh kittehs! Him wud get inna tub wif him swimsoot awn an bave teh kittehs.
Wut a beyootiful kitteh. WANT!
Oyesh! Luvli velvetti furz adn oranj (nawt poysin) ais… *sigh*… *Tightens up new modified CHWG(wdoi)*
–OHai red! How are yu todai?
Ohai, Lungdoc!
Nawt bad. How bowt u?
I finkso I need to tighten my CHRG too.
Awl doin fyne heer. Have a good evenin!
*tippytoes behind rhsb* *gibs her raspberry on neck* *runs away wif kwikness*
*sneeks up on KK4*
RIPPERTON!
Ripperton sez hi! I wuz lukky yest., dey puts a lot of Ripperton pics on da builder!! Oddly, he nawt as thrilled as meh….
I be wantin to say dat I deleted mah FB frends for a wile…I been keepin trak of da kid drama on der wif da famlee an is easier wen is jest dem on der…enny one dat was deleted dis is why…nuffin personal!
*sniff* Ok. If u says so.
U can gets a second account, u knows. One for fambly, teh other for teh frenz.
LCB – Wuz u at teh foto shoot wif Lindzey Lohan? Sum shinee sparklee fings be missin an nowun knoes ware dey iz.
Wait, whut?
KK!
**runz up to KK an hedbonks hur**
How u been? Howz teh bebbehs? I can has Ripper? Plz?
RHSB!!! *bunneh kikks wif no pointy ens* I bin treddin watters, how bout yu? Ripper sez yu may gaze upon hiz byootimus self as much az yu wishes tu! Yu all singel an sassy now?
Singlol? Yesh.
Sassy? I dunno. U has to axk teh peeplols heer.
I iz luukin to moov owt of the parental yoonit’s howse inna few munfs, plus I’m goin bak to skool at nite, to get my degree. Oh, an I recked my car butt got a noo wun. Iz purty, too!
Sounds liek yu be takin life by da horns, cowgirl!!! Yee and Haw tu yu! Has been ruff goin here, husbin been layd off an has turned intu grouchy velcro man. I NAWT WANT!! Him be all butt-hurt wen I be on compooter sew much, so I be sittin in da udder room watchin da crappy daytime tv shows, I tries to send him owt on errands…..*big sigh*
I has had sum ruff tyems too. Teh dark klowd of depreshuns wuz fololowin me arown foar long tyem, butt I finkso mebbe teh lite at teh end of teh tunnlol NAWT be a trane! (Foar a whiel, I wuz hoapin it wuz trane…)
Lyf nawt wunnermus, but iz bedder.
{{{{KK}}}} Sorry u has had ruff tyme latelee. Wishin u an huzbin beddur dayz soon.
Tinee bubblols
Duz kitteh breff maek milk tayst bedder?
u juz FINK iz milk inna cup! kitteh haz a gud cubber foar teh reel stuffs inna cup..
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Absinthe
Brandy
Cocoa
D…
Daiquiri
Foster’s (Pleh Orstralian stuff)
Guinness
H….
Eggynog (got skipt aifinkso)
Hard cyder
Ink (pink)
Juice of elderberris
K…
Kirschwasser
Lemmingade
Mead
N…
LOL @ pink ink!
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Koka-kola
Lager
Martoonie
N…
arrrggghhh! ai can haz slow innernets konnekshunz! sry fur repeetin stufs
No need for pologees! These threadz almost alwais branch sevral tymes adn go off in all direxions!
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Nehi oranj soda
Oranj crush
Peach nectar
Q…
Quince juice (gimme a break here)
Rice wine
Sweet tea
T…
Quinine wattur
Razzberree milkshayk
St. Pauli Girl dark (mmmmmmm)
T…
Tekillya
Unfiltered applol juice
Vin ordinaire (Chateau Thames Embankment)
W…
Whiskee
Xactly elebenty shot ub tewkilla
Yaegermyster
Z…..
Zinfandel aifinkso?
Aifinkso 2!!!!
Aifinksew 3!
Toilet water
Umbrella fabric
Victorian era hair jell
w…
sorry! ‘toopid slow computer
Nawt to worrih! Nice new branch to take off upon…
Wellington boot pawlish
Xylophone oil
Yet another unidentifyed liquid
Z…
Zabaglione!
Ohai Aahz! Gud 2 see u mai fren. Haow aer fings wiv u?
Ohai annipuss! I B gud heer — haow U B obber dere N TTI?
Ai aer gud 2, thx – still eggsited `bowt our cheezmeet 2 weeks ago wen Ai met Upfi, JKH4K, Gibbocat, Whiskers, Ambercat and Tidmum!
WAOW!! Dat musta bin wun grate Cheezmeet wif awl doze wunnermuss Cheezfrinz n U 2!
It wuz reelee grate – dey aer awl az lubblee IRL az dey aer heer!
Ohai[[[[lord aahz}}}]]bin a berry lawng tiem sinz we se yu heer. wilkim hoam.
Ohai, milady! (*bows to the Lady of the Green Shoes*) Yeh, bin tew lawng, but I b bak naow… I taylded ppl inna nuvver fred bowt da bizzee dat I hadded… Fanky 4 da wellkumz! {{{ladymonde}}}
gud. we has mist yu.
I misted evvywun heer. Mai ICHC wifdrawl wuz gittin 2 da poynt dat I wuz startin 2 tawk Lolspeek 2 ppl, speshullee mai kidletz… I happeetayl 2 b bak!
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O, did U C ware I poastid onna uvver fred dat I winded 2 gowld meddlez wif mai figger sk8n?
Ohai, lungdoc, mai gramma sez elderberriez taistz leik bedbugz. du nawt want…..
Had she taystid bedbugs?
heh! Gud fing herz nawt sed it taystz liek krap…
Oooh, did I sed dat?
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Smeld dem ennywaiz. she dint admit eting dem.nd, me, ai traid dtu maik whine frum dem. trunz tu binigur. maikz intresting salid dresing.
I thot dem was peppercorns!! Oh noes!
Ai confesses taht Ai gots NOE ideer what teh elderberry juice would taist liek. Ai fink Ai has an elderberry hangover from teh last big Monti Paithon/Holy Grale outbrake taht we had yesterday or sometiem like taht!
Dubbl shot ub ezpresso
Eggnog (wif rum)
Fronsh wein
G…
Ohai, moe! I lurvz ur abatar!! Hobbes iz mai fayvrit kawmickle strip kerrikter!
Ohai, Aahz!
Did u see teh messidj I leeved awn ur profyle?
I can haz seed it naow. Dat sew funnee!!1! I leevded kawmint awn ur LOL. Fanky 4 showin dat LOL 2 me!!
10Q Aahz. Yez, Hobbes wun mai fayvrits tuu! filozoffickl gui, wif dri scents ub hyoomer. An gud-lukkin inna feeline wai
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hao u is?
Umm, dere iz anudder new lol up. Duz enniwun else sii it?
we cans reed moar lolz than wun thou =D
Weerd! Can see teh title but nawt teh LOL–clicky teh name goes noplace? — *has a puzzloled*
yeh, twas dere a minut ago but nao iz gone! no wants!
Dunno wat iz goin awn. It iz berry comfuzzlin!
Aifink dey haz reelized dey maed a mistook an haz taken teh uvver lol doun agane.
Aifink nao we kno hao KitKay got doze urlee kommints reesintlee.
I got a kuppul ob kommints awn it, den it wuz gone.
Prolly will cum bakk layter, mebbe wiff dem still awn it.
Dey must be braykin in sum noo minni-burgerz.
Moar likely, a goggie brayn surgeon broke dem.
goggiez has braynz?
no, dats why de be brayn surgeons, to tri to gets dem
Dat wud eggsplane awl teh odd tiems lols haz been cummin laetlee.
Yep, da mystery iz solved uf da KitKay tyme travel.
The random LOL appearances do add another element of accomplishment to obtaining the not-second comment, though!
an now iz gone!!
culd cheezland be pozzessed by teh poltreegeistses??
Oar praps dey haz leff a traynee in charj!
Oh fank gudness it’s nawt just mii! I thinked I wuz losing my mynd!
Are tehy teh gostes taht go “wooooooowooooooobukbukbuk”?? Ink wiring mines wanna kno…
No, there teh kind dat go “Hey, luk, wii are messin wif dere mynds. HAHAHAHA!”
Would splain a lot of stuffs taht happenz here, yep yep yep.
Less hoep dat fings get bakk to wat passis fur nermul rownd heer berry sune! Dis awld wummun lieks fings 2 stay in dere rite tiem an plaes!
Yis. it iz moar daykorus dat wai.
bak up top, i awurdid yuu wif onorary nawt-sekund btw. just so yuu nawt go unnoticed. ^^
lolz
We has a cuppla eggstra owers tu fink up gud peetsa joaks!
yay
dragonkitteh_leelee, I nawt finkso wii haz properly meeted! *extends floofy paw uf friendship*
Waaaah! Ai wull be in bed bai den, an fass asleap (Ai hoep!)
Luuk at it dis way … u got a commint oar tu on a lol u normallee wuddnt hab seen at all!
Ai yooshulee haz a lukk at dat wun wen Ai log awn in teh mornin – awl teh clebber fings haz been sed bai den, tho!
Well tumorro u’ll get tu see whut dey sed tu yoo!
Has a guud nyt!
Thx, Ai reelee muss get 2 bed b4 Ai tern into a punkin oar sumfin!
Nitey nite annipuss!! Grate 2 C U agin!
Aahz, I wuz awlready gone last nite wen yu wished mii Happi Burfingdai! Thank yu! Wii haz nawt formalli meeted. *extends floofy paw uf friendship*
*snerk*
Poultry Gysts? Eeep! Teh serbers gowing tu teh birds!
Beddur dan goin 2 teh goggies!
Ai haop iz d a poultrygys. ai finkso dey bin heere nd maik mai nuly tiemur sprinklurz goze awn 2 tiemz ina mourning.
I seed it, then went off to do sumpfin else. Wen i refresh payj it sed
‘404 Error’ an it was gorn away . Hmmmm.
Greblins in the innertoobs ifinkso.
I has to post as RailroadCat instead of Chessie now.
Methinks Weirddepressed has problems. 
an not haz yor kyoot liddle raylroad cat abatar?
weirdpress iz being weird, nommed a bunch ob commints yestirday on teh Formula LOL race too. i stikking owt my tung at stoopy weirdpress 
Guies, I maded noo lol today. I finkso Aahz in partikulolar myte liking it.
Noo LoL
AARRGGHHH!!!
Linkee nawt werk!
Ah well, clikee awn my bloo naym an luuk at my noo lol dat way.
yer original linkee is missin a ‘7′ on teh end!
yers is kewl! *appel-sos appel sos*
linkee text
Fanks, gammacat.
U kno wut teh hardest fing iz abowt lernin to ice skayte?
Teh ice.
Wen I wuz teenaydjur, I wuz reel gud awn rollur skayts, butt nawt so grate awn teh ice stayts. I tryed ice skaytin wunse an keeped fawlin down!
I gots moar cushinin now, butt (_!_) it tayks me longur to reco….recup….recubber.
I wuzza gud roller skater, wuld nawt lyke tu try it now. I hazza fear uf borked bonez! I kuld nebber ice skate, week ankles, or uncordination, or sumfing. I bought roller blades bout 6 yrs ago, an tried dem wunce! Nawt purty!
LOL, tahts funny. (yoo gots nise legses, tho!)
Iz is comin down wit a kitteh cold. Derz tizzues everwhere.
*Looks fah nom nom box*
bubbles ar perty y yell at me for maken them?
teh kitteh lo0ks liek happehcats brovver lolz
lolz. dis looks like teh original icanhazcheezburger kitteh.
Iz cute
that really looks like the original I can has cheeseburger kitteh