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Thnx fur dinner, wat yu havin?
il has a side order of lolz, kthnx.
congratulashuns on da nawt-sekund!
and tortl… torti…. round cheezfilled pastay thigahs.
no rly, watur is heatin up right nao ^^ noms
nice too see this is bak now ^^
Kitteh hadn’t kwite finished nomming.
That’s disgusting….how could that cat want to sit in a box from Little Caesar’s? Bad taste, feline.
Mmmm…..peetsa…..
did U ordur teh orinj (nawt poysin) kitteh peetsa wif teh side uf anchovies?
mmmm annnchooooveeeezzz…
ick……hairy fish……ick
An stinkee, too!!
Ohai JPAQC! Haow R U 2nite? I nawt B CN U 4 uh lawng tym!
*skyooz mai blokkee abatar — Fyrfoks borkded mai regler wun*
congaratz on teh nawt sekkund, 3kittehmomma!
Thnx MMP, wuz weird. Wuz lyke I wuz in alternate uniberse awl by mineself. I didn’t lyke it!
yeh… i gotz a nawt-sekund just nao ans i noe how yuu feel.
(bubblez. nom.)
Mmmm, warm adn stikkee. Juss hao ai lyk mai naps.
Whazzup? Layt, den tuu LOLz inna row?
What kinda cheez dey bin eetin?
obiously nawt teh cheez on dis pizza
Iz in ur pizzah nomming ur pi!
gud LOL tie-tull, KayKitteh—yoo shud submit it, Eyel bote on it.
Pizza iz rownd, but pi r ssquared.
Pi air round! Iz cormbreds dat air skwar. Enny hilly billy can tellz U dat.
Ai fink der iz a majer malfunkshun at Cheez Towurz! Ai haz a comfuzzled!
*sez dramatickley* I hazza bad feline abowt this.
*paws fer reflekshun*
reflekshun?
ooo am ai nawt beeyouuuteeeful?
Yew ar teh fairest en teh land *with flourishing bow*
ooooo! fankees! u iz purtee tew!
*luks at thyme ob urlier powsts, looks at dramatic DarthMommy* Dat’s no noon!
“Cheez Towurz” – gud wun, Anni!
Gud morning, anni!
Ai wuz fass asleap wen u postid dat!
Adn ai wuz fass asleep wen u postid dat!
Hello, Ai’d lyk tu ordur a peetsa.
Yeff, fur delibbery. Uh-huh.
Wiff peppurownee, eggstra cheez, adn lolcat.
Twenny minnits? Otay, fankeez. By!
If not delibberd in lebenty minitz, itz free!!
Kin ai hab yor fone numbrr?
8-6-7-5-3-0-9,? Yes, ai gawt it.
Awr yew at elbenty elebenty Feline Way?
K – Wii will bii der poast haste.
Dew yew need peppers, pawmeshawn cheez
oar floof tew put awn tawp ob yor peetsa?
* starks lukking for this peeza playce in phone buk *
Littlol Nemo’s Pizza
c/o P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney Australia
555-1212
If we can’t find yew, delivery is awn us.
*jest keep swimmin’, jest keep swimmin*♪
Moin! Moin! Moin! Moin!
Ifinkso I’m habbing De’ ja vous!
is Dayjahvoo nootrishus and deelishus?
*helps self 2 a slyse ob DJV*
Hmmm… It kood b voo-ja-day — da feline dat nun uv dis ebber happinded b4…
I will posting dis agin, sins wii b habbing so menny noo frendz in deh past fyoo dayz.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl ower noo frenz frum Fayl Blog adn ennee uzzer noo-beez. I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ohai, yore highniss!
*clinks glasseyz*
Ohai, kitkay!!! howz fingz in Okkee homa?? Iz it tuuu hotz fur u yet??
Ohai Cweenmj. Ai haz been saf frum teh tore nados so far. Dem went norf adn eest uf us so fars. Nawt hitted enny townz, Ai hoep it nawt hit enny.
duz u haz a fraydee hole???
Yas, dem nawt lok teh vault at wurk, wurk so ai can hied innit. At hoem ai haz a hidee hole undur teh shed. will have wun inna noo haws if dem eber gets it finnished.
*In a rare (HAHA!!) break from protocol, Aahz runs up to Her Majesty CweenMJ and gives her a huge hug*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohai, cween! Haow U bin? I seed ur messij bak onna uvver fred, butt (!) I had awlriddee goan 2 beddee-bie oar els I wooda anserded… I misted U gratelee!
Ai needs a fraydee hole!! Wot a grate term!
U can shaer mai fraydee hole, iz big enuf foar wun moar hooman adn a cupplol kittehs.
Yoo is berry kind, WRR. Is ok if ai bring sum noms, adn a few buuks, adn mai blankie? Oh, adn mai 4 kittehs, adn maybe teh stray tuxie boi? We mite alos need a wind-up raydeeo. Adn sum gushifud n kibblols. Adn wadders. Am ai fergetting ennefing?
Jush memburs ai haz mai lab adn goldun goggies wif meh. Mite haz sum cheep ennurtainments wif 4 kittehs adn 2 big goggies.
*kleenk-kleenk* anuvver dreenk?
Dere b plenny n teh selur til it b gon
Ai saev u frum urself. Ur welkum.
fangQ! ai cuud nom a whole peeza tonite!
*ScooterP duz not wanna be teh wun tew pick up teh peetsa barfs…*
Hewminz shoods nebbur
ignoar Nom Nom Bawkz wenz dayr
iz Kitteh arowndz!
Kitteh willz smellz t3h
Nom Nom Bawkz lawngz beefoar
it arrybez Insyde
Kitteh willz den wayt
untilz Hewminz turn dayr bakkz.
Den itz awlllllll Kitteh’z!
Jack.
*clappittee clappittee clappittee*
berree nyce JD!
Clappity-clap-clap!!
Dez bee wise werdz, fankz 4 deh eggcelant pooertree Jack. =^!^=
*clappityclappity*
nom nom bawkz, lol
yoo iz teh geenyus wif wurds, jack!
mmm…. pizza.
i haz to go cuk dinner now. *cryz*
{{{Luna}}} Ah well, mii 2! Hubcat gonna git hiz fav, ToonaNoodlyCassarool wif peaz. Iz hiz comfy fud r sumtin. BBL =^!^=
my pizza, not yors
lol!!!!!1!!!!
Dis iz a gud won!!
*UK wanders intew ICHC luuking at teh LOLs fer tewdai*
iz dat…iz dat….a bideo uf mai free kittehs awn teh FRUNT PAJE???!!!!!
*klonk* Uk fawls tew teh floor
*taps UKs hed wiff wun paw* Yew K?
huh???
wu…wut happind?
wai iz ai awn teh floor?
Yep, yew ker-plunked, aifinkso. *dusts off uk* Dere yew go, gud az gnu!
oh, fankies Scooter!
ai member noaw – awl mai kittehs be faymuss naow cuz teh Cheezez posted dere bideo awn teh frunt paje! iz eggsiting!
an naow kittehs be eggspektin speshul treetmint cuz dey iz faymuss…
gushifuds ar en order, aifinkso as a speshal treet. Dey r vary, vary cyoot fer shure! Luvin teh butt-wigglies… lol
waer are mai mannirs? ai don’t fink wii hab meet befor! *eggstends floofee wite paw in frenship*
*po lightlee shakes offerded paw* Hai, Iz mostlee lurk, butt (!) ah saw yew en dyer strates, sew ah finked ah wud help. Nice ta meat yew!
YAY!!!! Eva deh Diva maded deh frunt page!!! Along iwf ur uzzer kittehz!! I lubbed deh butt wigglol uv dooooooom!!!!!!
Congaratz tu u and Plasticat adn awl ur kittehz!!!
taht is SEW KEWL!!!!!!
an cyuut, butt (!) wii new tehy iz awl sew cyuut!
congee cats shoe lay shuns!
Iz a cheezy-colured kitteh!
lol yesh, yooh fink dat pizza wuz gud?
i iz havin chikin noms!
BU tea full marmmy, aifinkso.
Surely BU tea full. Mi bestest kitteh ever was a marmmy girl.
that must be one fat cat!!!
no piza for u
Pizza Pizza!
Nom Nom!
Et tu, Brute? Et tu, Brute?
Oops! Halp! Sowns liek nc66 is habbin littol seizures, aifinkso!
WHACK!
Dere, taht shud fixem.
**suddenly awl ob NC’s fots awr linked tew yootoob**
Intertube memes pop intew NC’s mind
*twitch twitch*
**Engraved awn NC’s medi-alert braclet**
In case ob paroxysm, administer peetsa immediately.
Follow wif beer and hawt wings until fit subsydz.
*nok nok dingdong doorbell*
Hoo orderd teh special large Carnivore Special Pepperoni Swassage adn Hamburger Peetsa wif extra phenytoin adn phenobarbitlols?
**fawls awf chair**
*thunk*
Oh noes!!1! Now wattamai gonna do wif all tehse hawt wings adn beer? Oh my, oh my. *nom,nom,sip*
I kin hep wif da beer, I finksew
*slurp, slurp, slurp*
*hic* Skyooz me
Whalll, LD, ai bee hapy to hep wif doze wingz dere. *nomnomnomnom* Ooooo, Fat Tire Beer! Y fankye, ai’d lub one! *slupz along wif Aahz* Clinky-clink!! 2 yur looong lif, frenz!! whisperz..Wakey-wakey, NC, yur missin’ yur own par-tay!!
Ohai OM! mmm fat tire. Hav u had teh skinny dip? it’s the “lite” version of fat tire! iz so goooood.
Ohai Noobeh!! {{{NB}}}
TankZ fur deh info! (ai bee tryin’ 2 git mae girly figger bak) Purrrfect!! smooz =^!^=
ai wentz to teh brooree fur teh fat tire in Fort Collins CO an tryd awl sortz of teh goodeez. Skinny Dip is a “seezunal” beer but iz wurf teh wayt! *hic*
*klinkee glassiz wif OM*
Livz Lawng n Paw-spur!
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I nawt b finkin we is met yet
*offers floofee paw of friendship*
Pleezded 2 B meetin U!
Y ai beleaf yu’re rite, x-cuuze mae poor mannerz!!
Hello, ai yam sew glad 2 meat yu, Azhz, *shakey hanz* Cheezlan & Cheezpeepz als bee lubberly, yesh? Kin ai offer yuz noffer ob LD’s beerz?
Clinkey-clink! =^1^= (tyme 2 turn in fur mii, nite-nite! {{Aahz, noobeh, Janet, Magesty, LD}}
Beware the Ides of June!
Beware the Ides of June!
wail, ai dew declare!! is almost like a reunion here!! ohai Aahz………. how yew dewin???
Ohai jamamakitty! {{{{jamamakitty}}}} I B dewin gud, fanky! Haow bowt U? I misted U durin mai grate absintz…
an ai hazznt been round tew muchly……….ai iz gilty ob playin on facebook
ai got 2 year old rescue kitty after mamakitty went ober teh bridge in january an jus a week ago got mai 3 munf old somali kitteh, cayenne. if yew click on mai name wen yew gets a change ai haz a cuppla short bideos of her on mai profyle
Aw, I shore iz sorree 2 b heerin bowt mamakitty — dat givz me uh sad…
Butt (!) ur uvver 2 kittehz can haz plintee uv kyootniss 2 b helpin U throo… Iz ur reskyoo kitteh da gray fuzzee wun? Herz lukz liek mai Mithril. N Cayenne b sew kyoot! Awl da plaiyin n bownsin rownd n … n … O noez!!
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***SPLORT***
*klunk*
shilo is teh bigger gray kitteh…..not so big akshully but compared to cayenne her luks big……..
teh mamakitty had teh kidney failure……wuz 19 years old so we had a lolfull life tewgether
Mai Mithril b 15 dis yeer… I hadded herz sintz herz wuzza bebbeh kitteh. Herz n I can haz lawtsa lolfull tymz, sew I b noein watt U meen… I nawt b lukkin 4werd 2 da dai win Mithy krawsis da brij… Hoapfullee dat dai izza lawng tym frum naow…
yew will haz her fur a gud long time now!! we can haz kittehs lib long time dese days…….. well nice to see you agin!! ai goes nite nite now! schmooo
G’nite Jamammamamammamamamamaamamama!!!!
*tukz jk in floofy cheezpeepz map blankee
Schmmoooooo!
Oh! Ratz!! Ebrewun iz going to bed just wehn ai get heer!
Nite nite, jamama-mamamamamamama!!
*whispurrs to cweenmj* Hao menee “mamas” ar needed heeer?
An ai’ll be luckee to say enething!
Barney keeps standing in frunt ov teh monitor – ai cant seeeee!!!!
Ohai JCH4K! How you doing tonite? Say Ohai to Barney for us!
ohai jch4k! teh cheezes haz borked sumfin aifink, cuz ai see ur fren rekwest, ai akseptifyin, ai go to ur profyl an tryz to makez hellos to yooz an it sez we nawt frenz.
thats tym #2 it duz dat to me tewdai!
mai finners awlwayz git kerryd away wen i ty pingz hur name. Dunno wy. Plz tu petting Barney fur mii. and gibbing him a skritch bhind deh eerz.
Skritches an ohais deiivered! An Barneys sez – ai think itz “thanks.”
an noogeh – maybe yoo cud trai frending me – an ai. . .wayte – ai wuz just there! An ai wuz r. . .BRB!!!
noobeh – ai think it mite be a bit borked. At mai profyle, it just sez “frend rekwested” fur yoo.
An – yoo had a cheezmeet in Venice???
ooo venice wud hab ben berry nys, but we gotz teh nex best thing – The Venetian in Vegas! lol ai lurvs teh Vegas – we hunnymoond der an go back 1-2 tymz a yeer! it mosslee be fun iffn u lyk to gamblol, c showz, walk arown an drinkee teh “adult” bevrudgz. ai do all teh abob!
Huzbin adn I gotted merried in Lost Wagez!!! Wii goez bak dere ebbree now and den…. wii not much intu dhe gamboling… mostly wii walkz rownd lukking at awl deh neet stuffz…. adn peeplol watching….
wen ai sez gamblolin ai meez teh penee slots hee hee. we gib owrs elves $20 an wen iz awlgon, iz awlgon. it hurtz tew mush to looz mowr dan dat! ai start finkin of wat ai cudda bots wif it!
Akshoolee, ai wuz wundering WHERE yoo cudda bin standing fur taht pikchoor – becuz – ai dont think there iz enewhere where a brij laik that iz neer enuf teh bell tower. . .
Ai lived in Italee fur a couple ov yeerz – an wehn ai wuz in Jermanee, Veniice wuz awlso reelee cloas – maybee about 6 hours to drive there. So we used to go a lot!
Ai must say – ai reelee do luv Venice. Wich iz laik saying “ai luv choklit! ” LOL!!! Whats nawt to luv?
An cweenmj – ai dint know that!!
Thatz sumhao reelee sweet!!
Wunst mai huzbin putted $20 in a nikklol slot musheen and him playinged fur 4 owerz!!!! It wuz a berry frennlee slot musheen.
in dat hotel, Venetian, der r gondolas an dey akshoolee sing 2 u an eberfing! iz fun 2 c, but wud ravver c teh reel venice, fo’sho!
*looks up calendar*
shood b ablol to afford it arown twenty-elebenty. ai will postify pikchurs den!
Cween, didjoo getz marreed bai Elvis? dat wud b fun, aifinkso!
No Elvisez were at ower wedding, fank yew berry much!! Wii gotted merryed at deh Littlol Chaplol uv deh Flowerz. A limo pikkinged us up at ower hotel, tookinged us tu deh courthowse tu git deh lisense, den tu deh chaplol. Afterwordz, deh limo tookinged us bak tu ower hotel. Den wii wented tu deh Stratosfear fur dinner. Wuz berry tasteful. Prolly deh most taystful thing I haz eber dun.
uv cours, muh hubby iz naymd affer Elvis an we danced at r weddin to Love Me Tender, so maybee iz juss me dat finks it wud b fun.
ai ment no offens cween
ai reely do fink it wud b fun. but 2 eech der own! 
u teh brayv wun 2 go 2 stratosfeer toppy top!!! no way josiee! nawt fur me!
OOps! So busy downthread wif poetry ai nearly missed teh splort!
Dingdingding aooooogah! Here comes teh second string substitoot CCC!
*Sweeps up branes*
*Rinses wif soda pop from pizza delivery guy*
*Puts back in brainpan, patpatpat*
*Puts top back on brainpan adn secures wif dragon-dekorated dukkytaip*
*Puts on special chiken-head workglub with drawings on it*
*Feeds Aahz nice chawklit lizard and tucks into warm blankit*
*slowly opens eyes*
Mmmmm… chokklit lizzerdz…
Fanky, Lungdoc — U seam 2 B uh grate brayn doc 2!
I bin awai tew lawng — mai immun… immyoon… ruhzistintz 2 kyootniss n splortij muss b daown…
Kin I nom sum moar chokklit lizzerdz, mebbe wif sordid fillinz?
Wah! Mai green skaylee abatar n mai bloo leenkee got borked win I moovded 2 mai uvver pooter watt haz Fyrfoks…
Ohekyah! Here’z a nice blu bukkit full of chokklit lizzards, adn if ai mistake not, those bii teh sordidest fillinz ai ever saw! EEt heartee!
O guddee!! *nomnomnomnomnom*
*talks with mouth full*
Sai, ware’d U git da bloo bukkit? I seed it b4, I finksew…
Bukkit, err, waz here wehn ai got here, yesh, uh-huh, yep. Adn ai inherited it from mai uncle, adn bought it inna graj sail last year, adn mai gramma made it for me wehn ai was a kidlet. No lolruses around here aifinkso, nope, nope.
Adn don’t worree abowt teh abatar–wii kan still reckanize yu bai teh dragon-decorated dukkytaip and teh slight fizzin of leftover soda-pop leekin owt teh left ear-hole, aifinkso.–
teh dragoon tayp iz kwite de stink tib, aifinkso. Ohai Lungdoc, how u bee 2nt?
Ohai noobeh! Ai’m fine, tan kew. Adn yersef?
sumwun stoled ur reply button lungdoc! I haz to go up heer an borrow minez!
ai had bery nys baycayshun last week in Vegas an had a lil cheezmeet wif caramelchef81! ai postified sum lolz pics from it. Berry fun… a furst fur bof ob us. *sigh* 2mrw is back to RL an werk werk werk. pleh
Iz K, noobeh — wunst da kawmintz nest reelee deep, da “Reply” leenkee goze wai… Nawt 2 B whirreed…
ooo hehe
aiz mosslee a lurker an bashfull so ai still newbie noobeh. 
nys to meetchew aahz! r u an icee sk8tr?
Gud 2 b meetin U 2, noobeh! *offers floofee paw of friendship*
) butt (!) ebben sew I steel hadda werkz hard 2 gitz ware I B naow…
Yeh, I B uh figger sk8r … I jess sumfin uvva biginnur az far az kawmputishun gowz (I iz “Adult Pre-Bronze”, wich B da nawt-sekkund levvul … “Adult Championship Gold” B da bestist, wich izzn’t me
Heer B draggunz, yep yep yep!
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waytuminit — datz spowsta b uh dyna-soar, idnit?
Dyna-soar, dragoon, …. to_may_toe, to_MAH_toe …
*shaykee teh pawz wif warm welkumz of frenship*
it taykz lawtz of hard werk to do whatchew do. mai dotter took lessunz fur 3 yrs an wuz juss jumpin wen she tyrd uv it. lawtz uv dedicashun – gud 4 u!
Mai dotter wuz hoo gotted me n2 sk8n — herz wontid 2 figger sk8 n spin liek dey duz awn teebee. Herz iz steel sk8n, n iz startin 2 jumpz. Herz winded 1 meddle sew far. Herz awlsew kwalleefyd 4 Speshul Lolympix, sew herz will prolly kumpeet nekst Febyoowerry n da reejunnlez. Herz otter dew whale n herz cat-egorree…
datz sew neeto! u sk8t tewgetter… awwww.
Yeh, we duz sk8 2gevver, awltho da roolz uv figger sk8n doan lettuce sk8 2gevver inna kawmpatishun oar ennyfing…
We did gotted 2 sk8 2gevver 4 reel wunts, tho — we awdishunned 4 uh kummershul 4 Kwaykur Otes Chooee Grunella Barz, n dey beedeeyoe taypted us sk8n 2gevver. We gotted uh kawl-bak, butt (!) dey pikted sumwun els… O whale…
aahz, ai sent choo a fren rekwest but itz aktin awl funnee 2nt so ai hopez u get it. ai wud lurvs 2 c u sk8t iffn u postify biddyoos!
{{{{Aahz}}}} i n glad tu seeing u!! i unnerstand u winninged sum medals!!! Yay fur u!!!!!
Fanky, cweenmj! Yup, I did! I did winded sum meddlez! I wuz sk8n mai noo proegrum tew — mai noo mew-zik iz da orijinul theem 2 Star Trek (Tribble wood liek dat!)
I finso lotza cheezpeepz wud liking dat moozikz.
Lawtsa ppl liekded da mew-zik, inkloodin da judjiz… N win I wuz finishded n taykded mai bowz, I didded da “Livz Lawng n Paw-spur” sine 2 dem! Dey smylded, n wun uv da judjiz ebben tawkded Star Trek wif me laytur!! Evvywun liekz Star Trek
Wish I kudda seeinged u skate. *sigh* I haz seeinged Scott Hamilton and Torvil and Dean adn Paul Wylie and lotza uzzerz in deh Starz on Ice.
Paul Wylie wuz at owr kawmpatishun!! I nawt gitted 2 meet himz cuz I wuz uhnownsin da sk8rz, but himz wuz dere wif himz stoodint sk8r.
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N win I gitz mai beedeeyoe, I’z gunna poast it. Butt (!) doan gitz ur eggspektayshunz up — I iz noe Paul Wylie oar Scott Hamilton oar Elvis Stojko…
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O, I did can haz uh funnee — I wuz sk8n 2 Star Trek, n I landed “7 of 9″ jumpz n mai proegrum! Git it?
7 ub 9!! I lubz it!! altho u prolly wudda preferd 9 uv 9!
Yeh, I wooda liekded 2 landid awl uvvem … I *awlmoast* landid mai lupe jump (da wun wat I bin werkin sew hard wif da lastist sevrul munfs), n I leevdid owt wun uv mai Tano tow lupes cuz I wuz runnin beehynd…
Straynj fing iz dat I landid mai lupe jump doorin da warmup … wooden shoe no…
OOh ya, ai 4got to sai congrats to Aahz abowt hiz sk8n! Neat! We bii much admiring teh skillz! Ai only been on teh ice sk8s one tyme adn all ai merember is how verrih verrih _hard_ teh ice is. Verrih. Tailbone still merembers taht detail vividlee. Ai watch, ai admire, ai stay _off_ teh ice. Tan kew.
iz hard on teh anklolz tew!!
Yeh, Lungdoc — n da ays duzznt git enny sawftur ebben win U is uh kumpeetin figger sk8r… Butt (!) az we awlwaiz sai n da figger sk8n whirled, “If U izzn’t fawlin, U izzn’t triein”
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We awlsew sai, “Tow pik!”
7 of 9…lyk teh borg!
Yay! noobeh gitz da pryz!!
Oh Aahz – it IZ so nice to see yoo heer!
An wehn yoo postify yur video, pleeze tell us – a lot! Ai’d luv to see it!
An – Sk8ting to Star Trek mewsik iz wunderful. Moast inspirrayshunal. Ai awlwaiz wundered – wif so menee ov teh skaters – WHAT on urth they were thinking when tehy piked teh mewsik. Praktikallee teh moast important thing, purrrrhaps??
Grate 2 B bak n awlsew 2 C U heer! {{{JPAQC}}}
Haow herz noed dat I koodnt gess.
Yeh, I iz gunna poastify mai beedeeyoe win I gitz it, sew doan whirree ursef enny…
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Offin tymz da coachiz r da wunz hoo pik da mew-zik, cuz da sk8rz offin doan b noein much mew-zik wifowt werdz. I gotted 2 pik mai mew-zik bowf lastest yeer n dis yeer, n I awlsew edit da purr-tickler verzyun I sk8 2.
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Mai dotter pikted herz mew-zik 2, cuz herz noez sum klassikle stufz. I wuz gunna sugjest herz sk8 2 “Pink Panther,” butt (!) herz wontid 2 sk8 2 “Tales from the Vienna Wood” bai Johann Strauss!
Itz wun ov mai favrits!!!
Hao awld iz yur dottir??
Ummmm. . .
Heer iz a GRATE vershun!
Vienna Symphony Orchestra – Robert Stoltz conducting!
Herz jest ternded 10… I gess herz ballay klassiz r dewin herz sum gud az far az kulcherul stufz… Herz iz gittin eggspowzded 2 awl sortza grate klassikle mew-zik dere…
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N fanky 4 da poast uv da mew-zik beedeeyoe!
Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep a-nights.
Yon kitteh has a lean adn hungry look.
He thinks too much… Would he were fatter! But I fear him not.
Adn they’re quoting poe-etree!
*re-swoons*
More poe-etree coming up…
There was a young bride of Antigua,
Who said to her mate, “What a pig you are!”
Said he, “Oh, my queen,
is it _manners_ you mean,
or do you allude to my fig-u-ar?”
Hmmm, nawt quite so swoonish, ainfinkso!
‘Nite, cheezfrens!
nite schweeetie!
LD, iz thiz bye Shakezaspeer? Maebee Merchant ob Venice? Ai knoe itz sew famiyiur….? (oh dots)
Pls tellz uz? =^!^=
Julius Caesar–in the same act with the “beware the ides” line–Act 1, Scene 2 aifinkso. (The limerick, on the other hand, is from P. G. Wodehouse’s “Jill the Reckless,” and it may have been old when he used it, I’m not sure.)
O Fank-ye! I red dem bof a lil bit ago (snerk!) adn gitz dem confusafied. Wodehouse’ “Jill the Reckless” iz new to mii yet ai hav heerd that limerick. Bitish lit iz crazee-varied, datz 4 shore!
*cheezland peepz bee alwaez larning heer*
(full disclosure) You might have heard teh limerick when ai used it once before in these comments, a week or so ago (ai forget when)–though I didn’t get it quite right that time, working from memory. This time ai cheeted adn lookt it up. The perseverence of mai plagiarism, let me show you it!
A quality muchly 2 bee sot inna yur line’o'werk, sir!
(Ai hab left yu a note in yur messages)
(ob curz OM meenz LD’s fine quality ob perserverence) N E onez kin “missatribute” from tyme to tyme!!! (Oh,deer ai’m gittin’ woozy from deh beer oar sumtin) {{{LD}}}
*Takez OMz
carkee board.Frenz don’t let frenz lol drunk!
Best advice EBBER!!
Hao about emayoling whilst being reelee tyred? Ai . . .think maybe ai shud just go to bed nao, an trai again in teh moarning! Midnite emayoling – maybe awlso nawt such a gud idea?
gudnyt Janet! nys to chat wifsyoo!
*Floofz pillolz*
*Tukz Janet in deh floofy cheezpeepz map blankee*
G’nite deer!!
Gud nite to awl!!
*thinks to self*
To emayol or nawt to emayol –
That iz teh queschun!
Nite Janet!
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I gunna hafta goe 2 beddee-bie maisef… C U awl L8R!!!
Oh cweenmj! Thankz fur teh floofee pillos!
NAO ai know waht to doo!
To sleep – perchance to dreem. . .
bai Aahz! nys to meetchew. *sigh* ai gess ai bedder getz tew bed too. goodnite!
OH!! Wayte!!!
Floofs pillos fur cweenmj
Floofs pillos fur noobeh
Floofs pillos fur Aahz
Floofs pillos fu lungdoc
Floofs sum extree pillos fur ene otters needing tehm.
Nite, cweenMJ!! Yoo ar a shining eggs ampule fur us awl!!!
OMCC…diz shure kin B took wrong!! AAakk! Ai waz tryin’ 2 say ai bee OLD, old az deh hillz Ancient nnawt dat there iz N E ting butt(!) gud noeing grate litreture. OOOh heavenz’n'CC ‘bove.
*redface covered by 2, 3 paws*
Tank=ye, Magesty, fur halpin earlier! My comment above this one was meant to go above Lungdoc’s last comment in the fred above. (WP full’o'trollz)
Heavens to Betsy, ai’m surrounded by Cheezmen.
*swoons*
sry to rain on yer, yer, ermmmmmmm parade, yeah, dats it!!
*opens wun aie*
Ohai jamama! Luukkit awl teh mens heer!
wairs Red wen yew needs halp??
Red waz sayin’ dat dairz stormz around her, ifinkso. Purhapz herz safer offin’ deh intertoobz fur naow. Ai wach weffer ob dat area az mae dawter’n'family beez cloze-by en TN…KY is neer & beeg low centered dere todae. CC bless ‘em als.
No bedtime snorglin fur u kitteh, u b awl greezee!
Da pepperoni gets me each timez
Heppy burfday ♪♫Igor Stravinsky♪♫!!! (googlol sez soe!) an Heppy burfday tu all an enny Cheezpeeps!
Chai Latte an marsub (Arabic brekky wiv banananas, honey, cream minced pancakes!) fur eberywun!
*yawn*
*whistlez along to burfday song*
Ohai AC! wuz juss hedded to teh beddybai an sawz u so stawpin bai to nom teh chai latte an marsub an gibs u hugz {{{AfriCat}}}
hav a good day/nite!
Gud nite Noobeh! {{{Noobeh}}} Sleepz tite!
Oeh!! Sowns delishimus!!! Fankyew AC!
*nomsipnomsipnomsip*
Belch!
Oh mai!
Pleez tu ekskews mai mannurs!
{{{{AC}}}}
Good Morning!
Yum!!!
nomnomnomnomnomnom…
Thanks!
And that was wun pretty happeh burfday-picture googlol had made foar Stravinsky!!!
slightly on sied of topic – but todays Rose is rose was kitteh-funneh:
Peekaboo has en error in judgement
omg i loveeee little caesars (: i just moved from north carolina and there was one down the road from me (: they dont have them where i live now :/ and the cat is a cutie (:
dey need teh hot n redy cheezburgers!
This looks like my 25 pound marmalade cat!
zat pitsa taysts lyke cawdbowd.