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An we lub eecu otter
Grr! Dat shud be EECH otter!
Congratz, Annipuss, 4 anuver nawt sekkund! Has sum tee?
Thx, Ai haz juss had sum cawfee an acookie, so Ai\’ll pass!
we shud lub evry otter!
…..”no otter love have I”…..
cuteness always comes in pairs!!
yoo shud B gud tew eech otter!
(conga-otters, ap!)
Thx KK. Iz kwyut dis mornin! Praps ebbriwun iz `spektin teh lol 2 be layte liek teh lass fyoo daiz!
gud morening, kitkay an annipuss! yew peepz aer in teh teenytinee engerland, yes? it iz 3:33 in teh morening heer in laws angileez. mai insomeneeah, let me showz yu it!
hiya, minerva! my insomeeah is showing, to. Akchewally I bin werking on stuff 4 my mom–ai is her gardy-young, an sew much paper werk 2 dew–way behind on stuffs. ai took a brake 2 rite 2 amayzon reebues 4 fun–the last one on \”MHP The Sandler All Wood Coffin Kit\”.
I fink I here teh burdies singing, an teh sky is gitting liter. Oh my! eye goes now.
kthxbai.
u otter kno dat ai lubs u!
lost our money in phishing scam
hahah! phishing scam…. hhhahahahahha
Tiem Ai went owt! Bai fur naow.
By Annipuss! C U l8er! *Upfi waves*
*waves* has fun Annie!
{{{Upfi}}}
Ohai Upfi! Wanna hop awntew dis ferry? we can has a ride a cross tew Otter island and see the baby otters n der nursery! den we can has a picknik! k?
*hands upfi a a peanutbudder an jelly scone tew tide hur over fur the ride across the lake*
Imma go get gremlin. maybe she want to come wiff us.
Every bodies welkom! All abored!!!!
*Rings big brass bell*
Dong Dong,dong dong
I’ll come. Is we rowing?
*sings wifalowdness*
CRUUUUUUZIN down teh riVUUUUHRRRR
onna WENZday AFturNOOOOOOOOOnnnn
*lalalLAlalal* cruisin….
wunce we let teh ferry loose it will drift gintly across tew the island.
*offurs fnark a nice cold beer and a bag of chips*
EggZACKLY whut I wantz jest now. Thx princessmu.
*clinks bottlol nexk wif princess and nennepus*
*joins in*

*totallee out of a totallee diffrunt tune*
Saaaaaaaaaailingg – we arrre saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiling!!!!!!!!!!!
croooooooosssss de oooooooooooooshuuuuuuuuuun
crooooooooooossssssssss de seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ooh – dat wus verry ai wont gard in lee bootimus!
most pritty tu listun to!!
*fluffs up a cushion ffur Nennepus*
Okeh we’ll just wait heer fur a few more folks, den we b awn our way!
Gremlin shud be here soon!
Ai wanna go- ai will bring a thermos of hawt cawfee to share wif awl- passes around mugs.
Fanks luvs cats! gude tew c u! it’s lovely morning heer in cheeseland
Mornin’ Mu. Itsa looooonnnng story, but NOM haz drive-thru service now.
wait, what? I mist that!
we has plenny of tiem.. tell us a storee Maus!
ooo! cool! wayte, wus der an incident involving some sort of crash and a whole in NOM??? Oh noes! our lovely Nom!!!
Well, I did sorta crash into NOM during a race on Monday. But our captive trolls fixed that. But then jd sorta jumped teh sidewalk yesterday in his car and made a new hole in the side wall. We decided to keep it for drive-thru service…
oh my! the next building ah congure will be renforced wiff rubber sew cars just bounce off wiff no harm. altho i liek the idea of having my crab cakes awn the fly
Yesh. We do need to have vehicle restrictions though. Like no ACME rocket-powered lawn chairs, flying skateboards or Mt. McKinley…
*Upfi looks disappointed*
Wot? No flying sk8boards? It halped me win teh race!
O hai, LCVa! No thx for coughee, I’ve got a beer goin. Cheers!
I can also offer a little Baileys or Kahlua fur cawfee for those who like it- wif whippy creem- skwirrls reddy?
Hooray! A ferry ride, how fun! Woot woot! Off to Otter Island! *gets out binokulars* Oh look, I kin see behbeh otters from here!
PB& J? What a good choyce! *noms on the PB&J, sips some hot cawfee*
*sits on a dek chayr, stretches owt orinj paws, turns fayce to the sun* Ahhh!
Okeh! heer we go!
* unties fery frum dok*
Oops I furgot mai… oh, well, nebber mind.
*settles into driftin..*
Are there big fishies in this water?
the placid lake watur lapps against teh side ov the ferry. the warms awlla da cheespeeps, but nawt teh beers. the island is nawt very far frum teh shore but the watur is deep
*ferry bumps against otter island dok*
Oh were hear!!
*jumps out of boat. trips on gunwale and falls face not-sekund on dock*
*piks up and dusts off Fnark*
Thx again princess! Mebbe I quaffed me beer a bit too much wifaquikness!
*offurs scone*
*leaps owt; spots a behbeh otter on teh beech; gently piks it up (with its mama’s permission, akorse) and snorgles it*
Does life get enny better?
*tries to organize otter hide-and-seek game*
Which uf you otters can cownt to 50?
Hi Gremlin! It’s definitely beer o’clock here in Turkey. Good thing Cheezland is trans-time-zone-ational.
Ohai, Fnark! *raises mah cup of cawfee* A toast? *clank* Yep, we are glowball! It’s good to know it’s always “drinking time” somewhere in teh whirld!
Today is mah huzbing’s burthday. So aym shor I will has sum cellybratory drinkies later in teh day! (Is abowt 9 am tyme here in eastern USA.)
Hoppy birphdaze to yer hubby!
Thankeez!
Okeh darlings.. we am heer!
*leads group up path tew otter nursery*
happy burfday Gremlins gnu-ish hubby!!!!
Thank yoo, Mu! Is furst burthday I culd git him a kard that says “Happy birthday to my husband” on it. Wuz phun to buy it. I gigglold like a liddel kid. OK, being teh gurlfriend for 22 years, I has to admit even I was starting to think it wuz “husband” time.
We never had tyme to buy wedding rings when we got married cawz Mr. G. was so sick and dying (but not reely dyng – he meerakuled and got beddur!). This past weekend I fownd us a payr of matching rings.
They ar sterling silver, and they say: true love waits.
And just in tyme for his burthday!
o how purrekt is that!!!! {{{{{grem an hub}}}}
oh – *swoon*
Hao purrrrrfekt an romantikk!!!
Happy purr ringday Mr. G!!!
Thankeez, frenz!
*sets owt swooning kowch, justincase*
Fankys, ai lubs tey babeh otters! Ai want tu snorgle dem awl! Wif der mufers purrmisin ofcorse. (RL steppin in. Gota eat breakfast wif de granditter. Wil check back later tu see tey adventures) kthnxby
Let’s have some games for teh bebeh otters!
Apple bobbing
Baloon fight
Cake walk
D…
dancing
elolphant leaping
free style belly slyding
G…
Goggies (for pinning de tayl on)
hopscotch
instent messeges fur textin tu fwends of otters
J
jumping roap
kafleen (for pinning de tayl on)
lundun brij iz fallin down
m…
I can go tew? (luks hopeful wif big kitteh eyz)
Korse! Hop on! All A-B-O-A-R-D!!!
Wot a soup-herb eye-dear, mai dear princess! Ai happily join u. *climbs on board*
Ohjai! Ai noes Ai is late, but wood much rather go to Otter Island than wurk!
*rites note to boss “kvnsgrrl wil nawt bii at wurk 2dai becuz she has betterer things 2 do. Kthxbai”*
Oar “otter fings 2 do”.
awww! teh otter being snorgled habs an \’ahhhh!\” fase! dey bof be bery happee aifinkso!
I just four-worded this picksure to mai otter haff. (odder haff, mebbe… but nawt tell her I sed so!)
wee cin keeps seecritters here… *nods*
O..o – Ai fink u jest did…
Dey is otterly kyuut!
Oh, nose!
*Looks frantically around for protective gear but …
*SPLORT*
Oh noes, Q! Yoo is down here awl splorted!
I tries to halp. *kwiklee shields mah own eyz frum orfully kyoot otters*
*WEEEee-Oooh! WEEEEeee-OOoooh!* That’s teh sownd of teh cyoot crash cart!
But wayt, today it is not manned by teh yooshul kritters! Today is run by a team of otters!
*Six otters jumps owt! Wun of them sweeps up teh brayns, sweep sweep sweep!*
*Wun of them puts teh brayns bak in teh hed*
*Wun is standing by with a fresh CHRG and he puts it on Q*
*Teh neggst otter tayps it down tite! TAYP TAYP TAYP – hey, this is hard, no posable thumz!*
*Wun of them offers comforting churrs and a sawft blankee*
*And teh sixth otter offers Q a nice drink and a snak – chonklit, perhaps?*
Oh noes! Q be down! Halp, halp!
*crawls to get teh portable CCC*
*drags it along*
Lemme halp u Q!
*scoop up the brains*
*rinse tehm in saline solushon*
*put dem back in craneeul cabitee*
*replaice hedbone*
*put CHRG awn (wif drawings of bebbeh otters)*
*wrap ducky tape around*
*wrap Q in floofy blankit (light blue water colur)*
*hand Q chocklit possum to nom on*
*gib Q a hawt soothing drink*
Dere, feel better nao?
*hi-5′s teh caterpillar* Good show, upfi! Good show!
ooh – a doblol rescue – by otters anna caturpilar!!!
Your bound tu be recubbering kwiklee wif this treetmint!!!
Yay for Upfi, Gremlin an de CCC-otters!!!
Fanx, guise. Whew!
This is otterly cute.
It is, isn’t it? Sweet! *gigglol* I specially luv those whiskurs! Look how long they ar! Chin whiskurs, nose whiskurs, i-brao whiskurs!
Come awn up thred Gremsie an 5_eagles we can has a ferry ride an pet baby otters an has a picknik!
*tugs gently awn gremlins paw*
*heads upthread*
I can haz UR bukkit tehn?
Well . . . I wouldn’t go kwite THAT far!!!! Love has its limits . . .
Jst UC I noze a LOLrus hoo wood reeli lyk a nu bukkit…
i want deh otters!! deh so fuffy an “cute”. but deh stink up deh house.
AWWWWW!!!!! Deys jus’ so cyoot, whiskerin’ sweet nussings to each otter…
Whiskerin’ FTW!!!
HA!! Bah Dump Bump, rimshot.
Cute otterrzz
Liiiike a briiiiidge o-ver trou-bled ot-ters….
Happy Otterversary
Hmmmm. How mini fingers duz otters haz? Adn luks like sum fumbs, 2, 2 mii.
All I can say to this is AWWWWW!
My significant otter.
Eggsakly what this site needz, moor otterz!
awww
totally sweet and cute aww
very cuddly grrr