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Oooh, dat hertz!
since dere’s two, duz dat mek it mega hertz?
Dipendz awn teh frekwensee…
Bwa-ha-ha! “Depends”!
Teh suspense iz killin me….
deez luuk moar liek haynes…
congrats awn nawt secund anni! u sure quick off teh mark! Ai has sum haribo, sum pop corm, an un-eated easter egg an a snickers bar fer nomming!
Bleurgh! Ai haz juss had mai dinnur thx, so u can haz mai shaer uv dat kollekshun!
ai hassa lot of random stuffs in my fridge an cupboards wat can ai say!
**rayziz wing** Um sckuze me, butt (!) wut iz haribo?
Iz wut yu pull owta tangled poneetayle?
Haribo is a German company that makes gummi bears.
Gummi fings – fur chillun maynlee.
gummy bears, cherrys, cocla bottles, sour gummies, all sorts…jelly rings foamies
kids an growed up luv it sew, teh hapee wurld ob harribo!
Haribo macht Kinder froh und Erwachsene ebenso!
Fur de cheezpeeps who speek juhr-man.
Na ja. Ich leebe da Harribo. Das schmekt meer sare goot!
wo ist Upfi?? wii hab needz uv owr deer Upfi!
ai wants a kinder egg now!
Here Zelinka…
*hands Zelinka a kinder egg wif a speshul pirate ship toi inside*
Immer geradeaus! Auf dem rechts! Auf dem links! Bringen Sie mir ein glass Bier! Haben Sie ein Zimmer?
Ai doan’t nead a Zimmer yet – Ai can get abowt otay wiv mai wawkin stikk!
oooh yay pirate toy!!! omg does anyone frumcountries dat ot kinder eggs remember the little terrapins that used to come in them?
goomy-bare-shins!
w00t, w00t, w00t!
And daddies what steel tehm frum teh chilluns… plz nawt tell kthx.
ooooo a noportunatea for eeckstortion…
it happens….trust me
Hai sweetpea! Iz Eektehcat here? You wudn’t tell mai sunny-boy taht I haz been nomming his gummicandees, wudja?
lol!
Yea fur yoo, Annipuss! An may ai pleez hang this up heer??
Ambercat an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum (anTehAngstyWun) – an mebbe odder Brit gurlie cheezpeeps – is awl taykin part in teh Race for Life. Is a 5km run/walk/stagger in ayd ob Cancer Research UK an is a Wimmin Oenlee sponsord fingy.
To sponsor Ambercat, plees to go heer
w w w.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
To sponsor SJ, plees to go heer
w w w.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sarahfahy
An to sponsor Tidmum, plees to go heer
w w w.raceforlifesponsorme.org/clairewhite16
Yu donut has to sponsor awl ob them, oar eben enny! Yur kynd thorts an gud wishis is enuff, tho munnees will halp to canser reserch bedderer!
If yoo can haz sum spare munnies, this iz a VERREE werthy cause. Just C& P it in yur browser, cloze up teh www spayces, an that’s awl yoo hav to do! Ebreething will be egg splayned wehn yoo get there.
iz dat teh northern oar sothern? cause southern is in mai town!
weez captan underpants
*snerk* Gud commet, Brian9212!
oh noes dubble trubble splort!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up SP’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weekly*
oh, fangyou berry much, annipuss.
*sips kiwietly; weekly speaks.
i was un purrrr paired for deez 2 kittehs.
*sips; munches possums*
ya know, i waz just owtside hanging up da clotehs on da solol dryer, and dere wasn’t Nufing dis cyute out dere. in fakt, i was ratsenfratzen about the pulley thinkgamajig bein bork’d and droppinged da clothez on da grownd [ more ratzenfratsening!@#$] and i came in to see deez cyuties, and was just toadally un purrrrrr paired.
Gibs yu a kalm wudland seen tu look at tu recobber from splort.
ahhhhhhhh. byutimuss.
Picking cotton in teh South, kitteh?
**kinnawt beeleev never hurd dis beefoar**
**gigglols**
Stoopy titey witeyz!
That’s funny; they look loose from here.
Butt, du tehy mayke mai but lukk beeg?
Mmph. You sed butt. Twaice!
MAUS! Bring teh Itty Bitty Debriefing Cart, stat!
oh, haz pashunz: don’t getcher banteez inna punch.
Well, don’t U get UR twickers inna nist!
Iz 2dai Lysdexic Dai? I nawt gitted da memoe…
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(*ifn U kaynt beetum, joynum*)
Doan gitz ur wanteez inna pod!
c’mon, lets go has sum Surly Curry at teh Greasie Spoonerism Cafay. *wispers* NOM still schmells 0 trolls…
There’s a new dish there. It’s BBQ Cui, or “Furry With The Singe On Top” as it’s called on the menu…
I can haz wunna doze, n uh syd uv Cat-aroni n Meese
Yum! Adn sum lemming-ayd tu warsh it awl daon!
Lemming-ayd wud need tu be onna roks, foar dem to jump off, right? Welsh rarbbit iz gud. Mynd yu, iffen yu want lots ob energy (adn a glo-in-teh-dark luk), you could always go for fission chips.
Plz to tellin meh itz imitayshun Cui. Ai kud nawt bear to eet a pinny gig.
iz made from tofudibeest, but don’t tell GP, we like to terrierize himz once inna while.
*wieps brow in releef*
Fankies, sweetpea. U mayded meh feel beddur.
Waer du tehy rase teh tofudibeest?
Tofudibeestes r rased frum littul soy caffs?
izza sekkrit. canna re Veal the lolcation.
Wood U ifn we MEAT sumware?
dont B a COW-ard!
Wait, what??
Shouldn’t that be at teh Greasy Spoonerism Café, instead of NOM?
*Whispers*
Look up. ^^^
DUH!
*leaves in a pimacoton snit*
Psst … sweetpea … win did dey start maykin snitz owtta pimacoton?
is da way day be manufracture’d- ‘snit, not woven, fr da strectchiness.
O I C (sed da blynd man 2 himz deff dotter)
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Da stretchier da undeez, da wejier da … O , nebbermynd
*Pulls in the IBDC*
OK. Everybody stand back!
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lesse. Itty Bitty Ducky Tape…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Slobbering puppy…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lard…
*RummageRummageRummage*
An Itty Bitty Squiddy…
*RummageRummageRummage*
And of course, Itty Bitty Formula Debriefing Fluid…
OK, kitteh. Stand in the lard and hold the squiddy in your mouth.
*Dips the puppy in the Debriefing Fluid and lays it on top of the kitteh*
Aannnd… Voila!
OK, kitteh
tightie-whities…….nawt so cumfortable actually.
my yunger boi yoosed to call tehm “mighty-tighties”
There’s some skid marks in there too, I betcha…
ew ew ew!!
(coming frum teh Offishul Handler ob Ovver Peeples Yoozed Sokks an Undywears at my howse)
and how can tell they is boi kittehs from here?
Whut? Only boy kittehs leave skid marks? Idontfinkso!
we all no its troo.
gurls donut leave skid marx!!
Then… what DO you call them?
*ahem*
are u sayin ur dotters left skid marx?
**nods** Two peeplols an wun boi in mai haus, onlee teh boi undees hab skid marx!! Hoaebbur, teh kidlet an teh boi are tied fur grymee sawks!
Whut?! Boys izzint peeplols? Harumph!
Ov coarse, boiz ar peeplols, sawree Maus. Wut ai mint tu sai was, there are two normal peeplols an wun boi peeplols in mai haus… Odotz!
Boiz nawt B normull peeplolz?!?
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(cors, n mai hows, nun uv da kidletz R normullz…)
(n sumtymz I wunnerz bowt dere parintz, 2…)
mai momcat knoes ai nawt normals. she gibbed up on dat noshun years an years ago….wuz wen ai started wearin black maykup tew college, aifinkso…
Otay, whare did teh dubblol-wyd debreefing cart end up?
Aifink weer gonna need it heer.
Look up ^^^
Now this is a fine reboot of that tired old “Hang In There” dentist-office poster.
OIC. So one kitteh is in teh “Wednesday” pair, teh other is in teh “Thursday” pair and there is a 3rd kitteh just outta teh shot. Teh “Thursday” kitteh is saying, “Hang in there, …”
Aw, skip it.
“Where was Sunday? “
*rolls eyes, continues quote* Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday?”
when harry met sally, ftw!!
“They don’t make Sunday.”
Sundai’s awna fone wif Mundane.
Tuesday’s on the phone to me, oh yeah!
Heh! Mebbe da kittehz “came in through the bathroom window” butt (!) luk haow dey lefted!
If it wuz teh chokklit icy creems sundai wif teh hawt fudge adn teh brownees…It be in mai belleh. Wuz nommlishus.
Sonday’s pair was too holy
Hammuck — ur doin it rong, kinda.
LOL! Be gud capshun – ai wud keep dat pichur
Grate capshun, NS! =^!^=
(** Oooh, reelee grate kwoat frum “Beauty and the Beast” **)
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“Let’s see what I’ve got in my drawers!”
!!!!! Very good!!!!!
dnt worries, yew will grow in tew them…ebentuly!
*snork*
Panty raid: U’r doin it cute.
Hangin owt teh close or hangin IN teh close, teh sunshine maeks em smell so nise.
*decides to take duffy’s wurd for it an not smell tehm myself*
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lolly666, Amethyst, Archiesmum an espeshully to owr own deer gremlin’s huzbind, mr. gremlin!!! it iz a mirklol taht him iz habbing anovver burfday, an we wishes him many more, an many helfy and happy yeerz wif gremlin!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, an lemmin caeks wif orinj glaze an visa-versa – orinj caeks wif lemmin glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, an noyzmakers!! also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, boblol-hed bebbeh otter dollz (all proseeds go to teh Giness Piggeh Sank Chew Wary for Orflink Bebbeh Otters©®™), kandeez, an puffy shiny fishy stikkers wif googly eyes!! also, (speeking ob undypants) in case yoo missded tehm on GP’s burfday, speshul edishun Luv My PInny Gig unnywerz in fong an bokser styles!! taek yor pikk, altho manz are advised taht teh fong style mite not be such a graet luk for them, akshully. an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
YAY! Boblol-hed bebbeh otter dolls! Want!
Thanks agin Burfday Fairy! Awsome stuff.
*bownces blinky ball at kvnsgrrl’s boblol doll to make its hed bob*
Iffen der wur any cheezpeeps wib a D in deir naym habbing a birfday tuday, we cud get a cloning masheen adn awl be GLAAD.
*finkponderfinkponderfink* yah, too bad it iznt, say, Duffy’s burfday today. or Dan teh Stayje Hand. it kan be tehms Un-Birfdays. tehn we haz GLAADD!!
oops, forgetted teh boldie fings. Dan teh Stayje Hand
hey, but wiffout them, u still has GALA!
Nawt to mention A GAL!
ooh, tahts right! yay!
tank gooness dey iznt boxerz.
Not cool. They are obviously terrified.
I wouldn’t say obviously, since it’s actually very difficult to read the expression on any cat’s face, let alone a kitten’s. Some kittens hate heights and confined spaces, other kittens absolutely love them. I think in this case, it is -likely- that the kittens are nervous, though they could be scared (scared is only really likely if they don’t trust the human involved).
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Regardless, it’s not something I’d do to a kitten unless I was really, really certain the kitten was the kind of manic daredevil who would not be fazed by it in the least and would make sure the wire was close enough to the ground that the kitten could jump in total safety (and knew it).
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I’ve put kittens on my shoulder and cats on my head, with them knowing that at the slightest discomfort, they’d be placed on the ground, and that they could climb down my arm (with pointee ends out if need be) with me ensuring they had a gentle slope, lots of reassurance and a hop at the end.
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(Because I don’t make cats do anything, but always give them the opportunity to perch on me and be carried round if they so want, cats tend to see me as more of a cat toy than a boss, which is a good thing in my opinion.)
Ai like ur post. Hopefully, kittens weren’t left like this for more than a few seconds.
The way the one kitten (on the left) is hanging on, I would guess he or she isn’t really enjoying the experience.
Luks like that one is getting ready to jump
(I always have afterthoughts – can’t compose anything at one swell foop.)
That’s fine. When I post, it can take me ages to get all the thoughts I want down. It’s not unusual for me to take a tea break or two in the middle of writing a post. It might -seem- like I get everything down at once, but it’s just an illusion.
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The one on the left seems to be trying to climb out, so yes, I seriously doubt they’re enjoying it. If they were more relaxed, I might expect them to be investigating the clothes pegs or the string. It also looks like there was an attempt to make the gap at the top too narrow for the kittens to climb out of, but as anyone with kitten experience knows, that’s a futile effort. The kittens will either force the pegs apart or scrunch themselves up enough to get through.
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Again, this is absolutely not to say that kittens should be protected against everything. Some kittens ARE daredevils and DO enjoy absurd thrills. There, to prevent the kitten from doing anything would be cruelty as well. The discrete use of home-made crash mats they can safely fall onto, and/or a carefully-placed hand that’s in position but out-of-sight, can give such a kitten all the thrills it wants, in a way that’s under their control, yet is actually safe, without spoiling the kitten’s sense of bravery and achievement.
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(I think all kittens should be encouraged to have some things they can call real achievements, things they’ve done all on their own, without any overt help, that they can be proud of. I think that’s why cats bring in kills from outside – it’s a way they can show they’ve achieved something hard. Indoor-only cats, especially, can’t do that but will still have the same desire to accomplish and be praised for it. A friend of mine has a kitten that is an accomplished door-opener and lock-picker.)
*gives jd a LCB bizness card*
Have ur fren’s kitten give me a call.
Awlwaiz onna lukowt 4 noo rikrootz, huh?
Teh yoot of today is teh
pilferersleaders of tomorrow.“Yoots”? Iz wun uv ur ayleeyussez “Vinnie”?
My indoor cat was so pleased when he caught a large water bug that he carried it into the living room and showed it to me and the other cat, making happy sounds. He was so disappointed when it escaped under some heavy furniture – he waited for it to reappear for a long time. He’s the guy that likes to dance with me or go for a spin on my office chair, patting his brother as he goes by. The other guy looks like he’s about to faint if I even start to do some such with him. The one that was a little fearful was a little afraid to finish the jump up to the top of the closet, but the braver one showed him it was really quite easy. (There was something to land on a couple feet down, so they wouldnt have gone far if they’d missed)
These two look pretty tense; they aren’t looking around, sniffing and exploring. They seem to be yelling!
I hopes dey experimentededed wib deir poyntee ends on teh hoomins wunce taken down. (Nawt to injure hoomins, jus’ to remind dem dat kittehs ain’t toys.)
These guys are panicking and freaking out. I foster lots of kittens and I know that look. They’re probably too young to be hanging so precariously. Kinda mean.
To me the cruelty is not them being scared but that someone stuck them in their nasty underwear. that’s probably why they’re terrified.
Ai agree- ai ushually nawt trollish, but dey do look skared.
Iz nawt a troll if you say how yu feel. Iz ownli a troll iffen yu tell obbers how tu feel. Yu aer only saying how it comes across to yew, adn dat iz nawt troll but teh mark ob a caring adn compashunate purrsun.
i kan sort ob visualize teh seen:
“hey, let’s put teh noo kittehs in teh undywers! see if tehy likes it!”
*put, put*
*take qwik pikshur of funniness*
“okay, tehy not lieks it, lets take tehm owt again”
*take, owch, take, owch*
*kittehs run off to find sumfing tehy’d ravver do*
Ai vishaleyes sumtin simlar. Kittehs gettin unnerfoots wen clodes bein hunged, and gettin plopped into pantees fur juzta moment, pichurs tooken. take em out and led dem scampurr awf.
Here I go again – I close my comments because I think I’m done, and go away – and then I think of something else that I just have to post -
Purrhps doin sumtin skerree makes dem bravur cuz dey realeyes dey dint get hurted affer awl.
yes, iz same wif kidlets – over-protekting tehm too much an nevver letting tehm gets challenjed keeps tehm frum getting brayv an confident. dont lets tehm get in reel danjur, ob corse (but theez kittehs are not in anyfing liek reel danjur), just skary an challenjing.
Iz wai sumpeeps laike deh rollee coszers n such. Dees guis gonna lub deh mewsmen park ryde so mush wen dey get awf, dey gonna wanna get rite back awn.
Depending on jus’ how annoyed kittehs aer, what kittehs wud ravver do wunce let owt might nawt be to teh hoomin’s liking.
It problee gawt pricklee wen dey tayken out, as lunarmommy sez.
Weerd Pretzel keepz eetin mai commints
Add moar salt tu tehm. Oar maybe sum hot sauce. Mayks ‘em less dige.. gije… edinommable.
Faze 1: Collekt Udnerpnts
Faze 2: ?
Fase 3: Proffit!
Awlriddee bin dun … lastist yeer, nightshayde telld us uv vending masheenz n Japan ware U kin gitz undeez — pre-worn undeez. Sumboddee iz maykin uh prawfit offa dat… *pleh*
LOL – dey sells weerd stuff frum vendifying masheenz in Japan.
Aifink ↑ wuz a South Park ref, tho.
Yup *nod, nod*
Test?
Hai KK. Yer comin thru lowd an cleer.
42!
Testing, testing, testing.
42, Mt. McKinley, teh skware route ov pie!
Teh anser to laif, teh yewny-verse, an eberything!
Halp! Iz bee invisibul!
Sttoopi WurdiPretzul!
KayKitteh. We can see you – you have a blue name and a maroon kwiltee thing.
how yoo get in dat redinkulus sichyoowayshun
The fotograffing hoomin better be reddy to puts down teh kamera quik, becuz the kittehbebbeh in frame left is about to make a flyin jump at him/her.
i splorted. D: luvs da kittehs doe. mi lol 4 dis pik is betr doe. i tink. but yea. /splort/
*givz teh borked ICHC clok a gud, swiftee kik*
How to fixing dat?
Wun werd — commando.
and now i just pd mislf. lolzzzz. u iz a funny 1, rhsb.
The kitten crop will be especially floofy this year.
Tasteless animal abuse. How good to encourage this kind of crap.
ew. why would you put your baby kittens in your nasty underwear?
Ohai Chipo & Michelle, howl r yuz? Nize to see yu heer, wud yu liik sum caek? Der’z plentee inna brakerum! =^!^=
it hurts so bad!!!!!owwie
I’m glad others have pointed out how cruel it is to put these two kittens in such a precarious position. They’re terrified.
Who cares? They’re cats, no one cares about them anyway. They’re simply there for our amusement. l:
This is how a frightened kitty look like. As kitties, cats are terrified from heights, so please, stop tormenting ‘em.
omg!!!!!!!!soooo funny and cute!!!!!!!!!all the sixth graders and fith graders at covington isd totally adore it so much!!!!!:o