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Jus nawt eet awl teh kiblols urself
tahts rite, trappted kitteh! we iz gitsin u aot strikkly sewz u kin nawt hawg teh kibblols!
Iffen I gotta dig to verrah bottom ov dat bag!
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by catnip……you shall be free!
even iff I gotta eet ALL teh kiblols!
*nomnomnom*
in teh naem ob justiss!
*nomnomnom*
O hai, ChocolateSamus! How u is?
perty niec! i juss gotz facebook 2dai n i has like 5 frenz.
awn mah profiel i gotz a picshoor ob teh samus videogaem charactur fer mah profiel picshoor, nd i liek it! but teh picshoor has nawt showd up az mah abatar fer deez commints… o_o; iz i sapposed 2 du sumtin differnent?
Get me a noo collollar!
Oar at leest a bettur danglol. Goggie boan, do nawt want!
No kidding… iz just insulting, an demeening, an an an… bad!
i sented you an Email…………..Prysma………. I is eggcited about cheesmeet
yeshyeshyesh – so iz wii!!!
dansdansdans fer Innernashunal Cheezmeet in VLC!!!
oh hai Pc …..how is Eva ?
she be bery gud! growing, an plaiing wif owr otter kitties. dere be sum pikshures an bideos awn PK’s blog, an teh Cheezez posted a bideo uf Eva an Tira Synkronyzed pownsin Unique! awl free uf owr kittehs bein faymuss naow!
Ohai, PC!
I LUBS Tira’s butt wigglol ov doom! Iz sew kyoot, speshulee wif dat liddlol stumpee tayle!
Plz to gibs awl teh kittehs the snorglols frum me, ‘k?
kitteh has identity crisis, yesh.
kitteh sez MEOWF!!! to teh collar! beleef meh, taht meenz kitteh r mad.
LOL! ai just noticed teh coller!
*gets kitteh a coller wif shinee stones and tag shapped lyke a heart *
oh noes! i iz tew laet wif mah portibel nom nekliss!!
*wunners wuht 2 dew wif deez keeblz n miec strung up liek beeds wif a cheezburger pendant*
akshully, design flaw much.
no kitteh wud waet 2 eet diz collur/neckliss ting, sew u mite az well juz put deez tings inda bowl.
kitteh will be verra happee wif yer offerings!
wif noe hairzballz, eether.
I comeing fur yu lil kitteh, just howld awn!
kitteh inteh bag: nomnomnom, no waiz! tihs wai ai has fudz awl teh tiem wifout needz for hoomin!
Ohai, ChocolateSamus haz wii meeted? Iffin so pleez xcuse mii! *extends floofy paw uf friendship*
oh, um…hai!
*extends chocolate-colored hand clad in futuristic video game battle armor in friendship*
Hoep yoo had a lublee BIRFING DAI 3kittymomma!!!!11!
Thnk Yu 4P5K wuz ok. I haz realized da owlder yu git, da less fun they are! {{4p5k}}
Iz dat ur pokkit rhsb? The wun whar awl teh kittehs dissapreers intu ad n nebbur cum owt?
I nebber taylez!
Hey! Were did yu go? I didn’t get a chance tu {{rhsb}} yu fur da Happi Burfdai! {{rhsb}}
See below. I had sum RL stuff to do. Pleh.
Ai’m skeered! Luuks like kitteh inna bag has bullitt whole through hur head!
EEP! iz rite! ware r teh traind hedsplort treetmint squad?? kitteh is in needz of hed injury halps!
Akshullee, dats ware teh kitteh did a hedbat, finkin teh pikshur wuzza nuvver kitteh, adn wuz rewardid wiff kibbuls.
Heez lukkin tu du it agin, aifinkso. Has a hongree!
LOL. Funny.
kan u heer me nao?
Hooz awl dem peeps standin behynd u?
Why don’t he write? Cat got yer tung Bubbi?
Yoo needin tihs liek an whole in teh hed!
Now I has eerwum. Nikklolbak wun, of coarse.
“I need u, prolly az bad az I need anuthur hole in teh hed…”
**Red comez in, tayle draggin an luukin verry sad**
Ohai, frenz.
I can has ShamWow foar a cryin towlol? I jes gotted dun doin my czech-buuk.
I hazza borked.
* hands rhsb ShamWow for LCB’s pokkit *
luk, it has lotsa shinee fings taht LCB, um… borrowed.
* hands red a GIANT frozin martoonie *
Fanks, gammacat.
**smilols slitelee, luukin at teh shinee fings**
Oh, an teh parental yoonits mite nawt go awai foar a few dayz! Dat meens I NO CAN HAS HOWSE TO MYSELF!
**sobs in2 ShamWow**
um, tihs mite nawt b tiem oar plaec, but…
wuht duz “rhsb” stand for agin? i knoe teh r is red.
red head sad bag?
red hearts saying byebye?
red hot smokin boy?
Um, definitelee NAWT teh last wun, cuz I’z a girlee!
Teh offishul anser iz “Red Heded Step Bastidj”, butt dere has been sum creatib sujjeshtunz from teh Cheezfrenz.
Aifinkso it meenz
Red’s Hunting Singlol Bois
(teh cow kind oar teh firemanz kind, hur nawt pikkee)
No, nawt boiz! MEN! Men onlee!
An yes, I am sumwat pikkee.
* Handz red teh larj floofy mainly coon BC an teh snorglol snorklol*
Heer, iz beddur den enny shamWow
Oh, fankees, WRR!
**snorglols kitteh**
**whispurrs, Iz dis 3km’s Pookie?**
SSSHHHHHHHHH!!! Hur will heer U.
Sowwy!
I be reel kwiet…
Fanks.
**schmoos WRR**
HEY!!! Iffin dat iz Pookie yu need 2 shamwow’s tu dry hyme off. Hii lubs rain an wuz owt in da torental downpour tudai. Ifinkso hyme still soaked! Oh, an wen yu try tu dry hyme off, hii will bitch an gripe kause hii haz plans tu dry awn yur pillow.
My comment will show up layter or nawt, it iz currently being moderated, kaus I used a “B wurd”
U CAWLED ME TEH “B” WURD?!?!?
I thot wii wuz frenz…..
**starts sobbin agin**
NO!! I nawt called yu da B wurd! Nebber! I said Pookie wuld bi B’ing kaus yu wuld have tu use 2 shamwows tu dry hyme off kaus hyme lykes da rain an wuz owt in da downpour. An hyme had plans tu dry off awn yur pillow.
I dryved hoam in dat mess.
Wuz doin 40mph awn teh way hoam, ware I nermalee do 70mph!
I haz nebber seen Pookie soaked tu da bone. Hyme hair seems tu repel waters, but hyme wuz tudai. Wii gitted 1 1/4 inches in an hour.
Ifn him iz Mainlee Coon, dey iz ‘pozed to lyk teh wadders.
Raynestormz? I donut kno. Nevver hurd of dat wun.
Fryst clap uf thunder hyme is scratchen an cryin at da door. Hyme haz awlwais been dat way. Soon as da storm iz obber hyme bii pluckin da window screen wantin in. Strange kitteh!
BTW.. I see’z mine comment wif YU R BEIN MODERATED awn top. Kan u sii it?
Nope, I nawt seein it.
Teh wevvers wuz weerd 2day. I walked owt of werk dis afturnoon, got to teh car, an by teh tyem I got reddy to pull owt awn to teh rode, it wuz raynin.
Awn teh way hoam, I wud dryve frew areaz ware it barelee raynin, den it be raynin bukkits!
Ohai rhsb {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Mai kidletz b inna Lekseengtun wif deyz momcat. Boi kidlet tolded me yestiddee dat uh tore-nay-dough wint neer dere…
AAHZ! How u doin? I has missded yoo!
I finkso teh tornaydoz wuz furver Eest of Lex, a cupla cowntiez ovur.
I had mini-Cheezmeet in Lex last week! I got to meet Madamz. Hur iz berry nyse an funnee. Wii laffed an tawlked foar ovur 4 howers!
Gotta go to Lex tomorrow nite. Pleh. I HAYTE drivin in dat traffik. Do nawt miss it at awl!
I b dewin whale, fanky! Haow bowt U? I misted U tew…
*pleh*
I nawt b missin Lekseengtun trafix, but hay, it cood b werser — I naow b livvin n da Hotlanta ayreeuh… U wanna tawk bowt bad trafix…
Yah, I libbed in Massachoosits foar a yeer. Traffik in Lex iz NUFFIN compayred to dat mess up Norf! Krissmiss shawpin traffik awn Niklisvill Rode iz nuffin compayred to I-95 goin to Boston!
I werk in Frankfort now an traffik iz nawt bad at awl.
Oh, donut kno if yoo haz herd oar nawt, butt I’m offishulee singlol agin. (I finkso teh singlol menz of teh whirled feeled a collektib shibbur up dere baks wen it bekayme offishul.)
Yay 4 da rhsb singlolness!! I noed U bin havvin da hard tymz wif awl dat win I wuz last awn ICHC… I bin awai tew lawng…
Me n mai XYL bowt 2B sillybraytin owr 2-yeer annumversiree sune … We iz fynullee gunna can haz owr serruhmoanee, sintz we dint git 2 can haz wun da nawt-sekkund tym…
O, n sum moar nooz — I gotted 2 gowld meddlz wif mai figger sk8n reesuntlee! I b happeetaylz bowt dat!
Conga-ratz awn teh Gold Meddlolz!
I awlwayz wantid to lern how to ice skayte. I uzed ta be gud at rollur skaytin way bak inna day, butt dat wuz elebenty yeerz ago.
Fanky rhsb! I hadded uh grate tym — mai free-sk8 proegrum wuz 2 da orijinul theem 2 Star Trek (ware iz Tribble? herz wood liek 2 b heerin dat!)
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Iz nebber 2 layt 2 lern sumfin noo. I startid figger sk8n ownlee bowt 3 yeerz uhgoe, n datz aftur NAWT sk8n 4 bowt 31 yeerz (cuz I borked mai arm da nawt-sekkund tym I wint ays-sk8n). It b lawtza funz, n grate eggsursyz tew!! U otter trie it…
Ai fort teh speedin limit in Amerikal wuz 50mph??!
Haz bin wrainin lotz in TTI.
It depenz awn teh rode ur dribin awn.
Heer in KY, teh speed limmit awn teh rode I wuz tawlkin abowt iz 55mph. Awn teh innerstayt an teh parkway, iz 70mph (wuz 65mph).
Iz differnt n differnt playsiz… lawtza playsiz rownd heer n Hotlanta iz 65mph, but ppl awlwaiz dew 80… Da plees nawt b stawpin U sept ifn U dew moar dan 15 obber da limmit…
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I seen uh Ferrari n a Porsche dewin bowt 110 da uvver dai — wuz hoapin 2 B CN sum bloo pardee lytz, butt (!) nun wuz dere…
{{{{{Aahz}}}}}} I hazn’t seeinged u in sooooooo long. Glad tu heer u b doing ok.
Eye bee cryin wif yous — I hadda maek mii seccond kwarter tax deposit!!!! BWaaaaaa!!!! Borked banc acct!!!
wut dis bee doin awl da way downz heer??? Sposta bee up der bi Red’s cryin commints
{{{Elsa_Mama}}}
I nawt dun my czech-buuk in a whiel, cuz I HATE doin it! I hate it SO HARD! Grantid, I’m nawt neerly az borked az I usta be, butt iz still nawt fun.
**sad sigh** At leest I still gotz jawb, rite? Nawt eberywun can say dat rite now.
yep mii too – witchiz wny I hadda maek dat stoopy deposit to dai!
Iffin mii hubbikat new how badly I keep up wif da checkbook hii wuld fall in da floor howldin hiz chest.
Fank CC fur online banking!
Eye haz a HYUGEEE gellous!!! Wun ub mi brudderz (I gotz for un dems finks) gotted Two, nawt wun butt TWO babbeh kittehz!!! 3 months young – two sisterz, a tortie and a oranj (nawt da poizin kynd) and white. Namified Jeannie (tortie) and KitKat (orinj).
I haz two goggies an i lub lub lub lub dem awl a bitz. But I wood likee a kitteh two!! Butts I kinnawt getz no noo pets till me babbeh boi is awl beddar frums hiz leukemia …
Sew – I kinz pway wif mi brudders babbehs — yea datz it OTay naw i haz a happity!!!
Aww! I haz a jealous tu! I asked fur bebbeh kitteh fur mine burfing dai, an hubbikat gibbed mii da “have yu been struck silly” luk. Conga rats tu yur bruther tho!
Tew kittehs!!! Heaven. (Sigh.)
Nity, nite cheezfriends!! Yu awl are da bestest!! Thankyu fur awl of da burfdai wishes an lubs! {{Cheezfriends}} Cheezpeepz Rock!! Sii Yu tomarrow CC willing!
‘Nite, 3km!
Sweet dreems!
Nite 3km!
O, waytaminit — I nawt b innerdoosted yit …
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Ohai, I iz Aahz *bows and kisses 3km’s hand* Pleezded 2 B meetin U! O, n hippo birdee two ewes awlsew!
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NAOW I kin sai “Nite 3km!”
but i dont want out, ur owner bought me so then u could eat me.
…’Do you unnerstan’ the words that are comin’ outta’ mah mouth?’…
Halpfull kitteh iz halpfull
This cat looks just like my cat that ran away 2 1/2 months ago. I know there’s a million cats that look like that but if the owner happens to live in the austin area then who knows it could be my cat.
Hey David – I’m sorry to hear about your cat.
I’m the owner of this kitty, I posted this pic about two weeks ago. That’s my Jimmy, I’ve had him for almost ten years now; we live in Ontario, Canada. I hope you find your kitty!