As this picture clearly shows, there is a
As this picture clearly shows, there is a dramtic need for traffic lights on sofas.
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congratumalashuns on nawt secund! I extends teh floofy paw of frendship, and offers…erm….wat hab ai got in may cupbaords…..*skurries off searchin fer drinks an snacks fer sillybrashuns*
Sum moozik, tu sillybrate wib, unless anyone’s got any obber prefrences.
eggselent!
bounce!bounce!bounce!
*bounces aroun the rume clappen floofy paws*
*joins minerva99 adn bownces rownd teh rum*
yay yay yay foar kitkay!!!
i still habs da basil lemmernades frum da bunday lolz. we can haz lemmernade margaritas
*poars lotsez and lotsez ob takeelas in da lemmerndade*
oooh yay! sound much better than teh tea ai brough downfred!
Duz ennywun want chokklit martoonies?
sip sipsipsipsip.
Wut yu mene sip sip? ai noze yu, mai liege, nd itz moar leik glug glug.
Iz ok, sun iz obur da yardarm in owr part ub da whirled.
OOoooooo u b gittin snarky!! I lubz it!!
but, u iz rite. glug glug glug. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sigh-a-meese tabbies joyned at teh fase
ai lubbs yoo, deer
*sweeze*
magnetic attrakshun – ur doin it awkwards
Congrats, Zelkina. Aifink dis lol muss haz bean put up erlie an den takin doun agane until naow!
aifinkso….i refreshed..and it wus dere wid 3 commints awlready! erm…ai has philladelphia an crakkers and nice hot choklit and cup ob teas fer drinkies an snacks…..erm….nawt much akshulee lol
mmmm! i lubs crakkers!
ai has plain philledelphia, ordinary cheeze, philledelphia wid garlic an herbs, an philledelphia wid chives….(ai likes mai cheeze!) wat u fancy, Minerva?
Aifink Ai’ll pass awn teh cheez – iz neerlee bedtiem an Ai doan’t wanna haz ennee narstee dreemz!
Yore eeting teh rong cheez, den. Iffen yu eet marshmallow cheez, yu hab lawts ob vivid sweet dreems.
Ai nebber heered uv dat!
I bets yu missed owt on teh hedgehog-flavur crisps too. (For doze TTIers owt dere woo watched TV in teh 70s, yes, that IZ a hedgehog sammich in my abatar.)
Ai did trie teh hejhog flavr crisps (Chips fur u `Mericans) aifink it wuz a joak an nawt reel hejhog – tho Ai nebber eeted a hejhog to compaer.
Me neeber, but I woz planning on asking 8 owt ob 10 cats for deir prefrence.
hehe! no hedgie foar mee, i prefer da creemy cheeze wifs herbs
mmmmmm… so nummy, zelkina, fanks yu!
Iz wun moar mistree hawo kitkay can be heer 3 haowrz sunur dan ennywun esle. sumfing in da spaiz/tiem kuntinyum?
Praps her haz a tiem masheen!
Haow did u manij dat, KK? Teh Lol ownlee showd up a minit ago!
Ai fink itz a stoopie WP trick! It tooked 2 minnits to git dis paj up 4 mee. *humph – ai has a grumpee* :-\
Butt (hee hee) ai has a happee 4 Kittay’s nawt sekkund!
Me 2!
WP bean berry weerd tudai, aifinkso!
So iz eberywun else.
murp!
So! Wat’s nyoo!
*runsarowndinsmallcircles*
*runsarouwnsinsmallcirclestehobberway*
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Dunno. What?
Nuffin – we’z awlwaiz weerd!
Educamashun Thyme! (Yes, fowks, dis blog can be highly educamashunal at thymes!)
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Weird, in Olde English, ment “Fate, Destiny”, adn in pre-Indo-Yoorpeen ment “to wind or turn”.
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Deez freds twist adn wind, adn LCB iz destined tu own awl teh sparkly fings, so dis plays IZ weird.
*pondurs this deeply*
*apple-odds teh wizdum uv jd*
*joynz PK in deh ponder.
iz dere being fishes in dis ponder??
*points tu teh 30′ herring*
is it red?
Pretty goldfishees, aifinkso, an froggies, an turtlols. Cannawt haz a ponder wifout turtlols!!!
Aifink she mannijd tu get intu an alturnit dimenshun, wiff itz own tymzon!
Teh lolz haz bean awl ober teh plaes fur teh passed fyoo daiz. Praps it’s tiem 2 bye teh cheezes a nyoo alarmklokk!
Dey do hab a noo alarm klok. Dat’s teh prollem. Teh direkshuns =cleerly= state yu duz nawt, repeet NAWT, set teh noo klok by putting it in teh microwave.
Yoru: Ohai! Yu iz teh wun dat cawls meh a Princess :3
Hai JD!
ohai Taya! I lyke yer new abatart!
*snorgle*
Fanks *snorgle*
Bebbeh Taya *snorgls* me and Buddy haz bin missink yew!
Ai has misseded yew tew *snorglol*
Dat’s rite. I cawls it foar hows I seez it!
Yoru: Wao… Yu iz nais *settlols inn JD’s lap*
Adn hai tu yu tu!
*snorgle*
CRASH!!
eeek! yu okay, 3km?
heer, you shud relacks a bit frum yer crash.
*puts floofy pillol behin 3km’s hed*
an heer is a nise hawt choklit foar you to sip awn wile yu recobber!
Oh thanks minerva99! Awl tho, I think I mite hazza ice cowld beer instead uf da hawt choklit! I habbin a tiny sillibration fur makin thru anudder year.
Haz birfdai fary bin heer tudai? iz 3kittymomma’s birfdai. wun moar fing tu sillibrate! dans nd sing. nd bringing owt da caik nd gud bebrijz.
Da Burfdai Fairy wuz heer earlier, nawt shure wich lol. Thank ladymonde!
dat’s okay, it’s ur day and yu can hab wateber you want!!
*drives up inna beer cart, wifs awl da perty horsees*
we habs anee kiend of beer yu culd wish foar! ebreybodee can hep demselbs to an icee cowld beer an toastie tu 3km!
hip, hip, HOORAY!!
laps. Dis sofa needz laps and noms, nawt silli lites!
Reason number #26 why yew neber let goggie hab super glew.
wats teh odder 25 reasons?
1) goggie will likely stick himself tew nearest fud bowl
2)goggie will stick down anything he can fer annoying teh huumans an kittehs
3) Goggie will eet it an’ drool will stik eberyfing tu eberyfing
4) Goggies can’t reed direkshuns
5. Goggie tinks it wil maek hm ’soooperrr’. FAIL.
6. Goggie wl stikc hims tozz tugedder adn cri a bumch ub teers adn dat wil bees too sad adn den Iz wl cri too.
Awww, izza kitteh schmoo!
Mebbe iz myootchulol teef-pikkin?
Ewww!
Iz nawt nastee wen kittehs do it!
Wen Josie oar Peggy “marked” sumfin wif dere cheeks, wii cawled it “pikkin dere teef”, cuz dat’s wut it remynded us of!
Happitayle Birfday, BTW!
THNX!! An, oh good, I wuz thinkin sumfing else bout da teef pikkin. I nawt beri sharp tudai, iz scenality creepin in, kauz I iz owld now.
Yew dunt luks owld! I tink yooz pirty.
Iz nawt krash!
Teh crashes wur awl inna last lol. I hab nebber, ebber scene sew many posts on a single lol!
Ai dint eben lukz at it. if ai stawpz fur ennyfing nd trai tu refrexh it ownlee goze bak tu tawp nd skrol, skrol froo it awl. pleh. so ai mis awl da funz.
twas a berry essitin race!
Did NE1 notiss dat dis pik wuz takn frum ABBUV? Iz nawt krash, iz klever yuse uv purrrspectiv!!
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Ai can hear teh brakes screechin’ on dis one.
ok cheezepeepls! ai hassa tired! kitteh Chizel also hassa tired. will speak in teh morrows! kthanxbai4nao!
Nity, nite Zelkina!
G’nite Zelkina. Sleap tite!
heh heh heh Ai lub it when teh kittehs haz teh traffik axcident. Ai shud put this stawppee sign bak naow aifinkso.
Oh, u nawty rat, u!
U wudda been drownded rat heer dis afturnoon. I dryved hoam frew torrenshul downpoorz! Wuz NAWT fun!
NAwt! ai am teh ribber rat aftur awl
So, u LYK bein soaked frew teh skin?
Nawt me. I has been knowed to chanj shurts in teh car wen I gotted soaked.
depends awn teh rayne. Ai nawt mind being wet if iz nawt brrrree cold.
I repeetz dis frum deh previuz lol fur doze hoo missinged it……
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl ower noo frenz frum Fayl Blog adn ennee uzzer noo-beez. I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu
playing nice!
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I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing
sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
*dans dans dans tu welcome all gnu friends, failbloggers an uvverwise*
Iz wunnerful tu have yu heer!!!
O! tanku cweenmj so muchie fer dis halp wif doin tings on de lolspages. Iz purrty gnu heer adn ai git confuzzled wif stuph. I spesully watned ta now bout teh abrevilated stufs liek CHRG, TTI, adn abatars adn uddertings. Naow Iz cn put mah new CHRG on mah hed bcuz it wuz a reel porbulum bafor. Iz wuz yousin ducky taep adn it wuz awl stickilie on mah hedfur.
*putz CHRG on adn breeves a si uv releaf.*
*putz ducky taep inna draur*
*sippy sippy sippy onna refreshaling bebberage*
*Smile cuz I has a clue naow.*
Uh, Iz juzt coppieed ur drekshnz fr noobies 2 Wrd adn ebberyting came up mispeled!!! I dun’t unnerstand??? So I gess I wil add awl dese wunnerful langwidge wrds to mah dikshunerry. Dis mit taek sum tiem.
*sippy glug sippy onna beverage agen.*
Awkwerd first kees
Awl teh moar reezun to keep praktisin!
3km! Iz a fing ai need tu say tu yu!!!!!
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Happeh Birfday, 3kittymomma!!!!
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Ai hope yu haz had a wunnermus day, an yu haz an eben moar wunnermus yeer ahed uv yu!!!!!!
Thank Yu PK!! {{PK}} Wuz purdy gud dai, I didn’t have tu wurk atleast.
Happy berfday
Thnx D.R. !! {{D.R.}}
happee birfdai 3kittymomma! *schmoo*
{{gc}} Thnk Yu!!
happy burfday 3kittymomma!!
Thnx LM {{LM}}
happee, happee birfday, 3kittymomma!!!
manee happee reeturns ob da day!
{{minerva99}} Thnx fur wishes!
ohai cheezpeeps – jist to sae it be snowink in Doonedin, Nooziland, vairy muchlee.
Hubbikat wants tu know iffin da kiwi byrds haz skii there?
Yiz tehy do – we fitz tehm at biginning of wintur.
Kimkiwis, on teh otehr hand, duz not. Ai walkied to werk nd it was not phun. Haz no idear hao ai gonna get hoem!
Maibii a kiwi byrd will gib yu a lift home. {{kk}} Pleez bii kareful going home, wii nawt need ennimore borked cheezpeeps!
Ai reeded this tu Seanya… him making teh terriblol jokes abowt kiwi-froots awn skiis, insted uv kiwi-burds awn skiis, an him making me lol so much ai can hardlee type!
Tell Seanya I gitted dat “look” again, butt (!) da kamera waz owtta reach.
Ai cannawt breev… him eksplaining taht he finks eever kiwifroots be ebolbing intu kiwiburds, oar vys-versa, coz tehm nawt reelly haz menny diffrinsis. ROFL
An him just drawred me a pikshur uv a kiwifroot wif kiwiburd feets an beek….
I just googled da kiwi byrd an I kan sii da resembles. *giggle* now ebbertyme I sees da kiwi froot diz will bii wat I finkinuf!
Me rolfpimping @ seanya’s joek. Ai orlwaes giglol wehn peepil in teh norfern hemmyspear torks baot putink kiwi into fings (liek on of caeks, or maeking kiwi smoovies). Teh mind boglols.
O fankies 3km {{3km}} moast of teh walkie on teh phlat butt (snikr) tehn ai haz to goes up a mountin (well, hill) – taht is teh bit ai does not want!
Ooh, taht be nawt-so-gud. Plz tu be careful, otay? {{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}
Dunno iffen kiwis ski, but I suspect keas do. (Dey steel enuffs windscreen wipers tu set up aki rezort)
Keas and LCB haev mennee jeens in kommin, aifinkso!
LCB sharez hur pantz??
onlee teh not-shinee wuns!
Iffin yew doant noes, keas lubs to steel shinee fings frum peepil. Tehy are alpyne byrd, vairy kyoot, butt (tee hee) yew kannot trust tehm. Nd yes, tehy nom the rubbur raound teh kar windoes.
Ohai kimikiwi! Lawng time since I seed u!
Pls to has a careful in teh snoes.
I read an articlol abowt a kea wut stole a passport from a toorist, then flied awf into teh forest. Made me lol!
Ohai ICHF – haz bin lawng tiem. Mai fwend had hur sunglassis stoled by a kea – tehy waz on hur hed at teh tiem. Wat impresid uz was taht teh kea tukked tehm on teh fly. Liek eaglol in traynink or sumfing.
Oh, and happitayle burfdae!!
Thnx kimkiwi fur da burfdai wishes! {{kk}}
Happy birfday!
Yesh, happeetayle burfday, 3km!
Here, hab sum ob mai iceycreem.
i wish i wuz tehr, iz nastee hot, windy an dry heer today.
It duz look pritty – jist not naice to haev to be owt in it. Hur Imperyal Hignhness took wun luk owt teh windoe nd went bak to bed!
An fur those who lyke kyoot kitteh pikshurs for tehr computer
blu linkee
Kyoot!!!
LOL! nothing like soda out the nose!
Haz u tryinged mowfwash owt deh noze???
moufwashez makez mii sneezing.
Not so grate, akshullee.
Iz bof beddur den loosianna hawt saws owt teh noze. Sum betz are beddur nawt maed.
Wun time mai sister wuz laffing whiel eeting yellow wax beens, adn wun cameded owt her nose…
Seanya sez, troo story, when him waz kid, bruvver stuck dime up noze (ur sum reezun best gnown tu self), an tehy gotted him laffing, an a kwarter comed owt uv hims nose!!!!
Teh favver sed, “Yay, him finlee paying awf, we needing moar dimes!!!”
Uh, Seanya be adoptifaied, nawt share jeens wif tehm.
Taht is teh funnee!
‘Nother nose storee:
At 14, the Dr. who took owt mai tonsils also took teh adnenoids. Ai did nawt realize they halped prevent fuds from going into teh nasal passiges. Teh first solid fud ai eeted wuz Cream of Wheat (hot cereal, kinda like oatmeal), which camed owt mai nose. Took a lawng time to get it awl owt ob there.
Er, I wuz 14, nawt the Dr.
* sticks tongue at WP * :p
test!
Denali adn teh fiv sisturs
Dat won kitteh wif bobtael is Pixie Bob I tink???? I LURVE dem! I has won here at hom tu! Luks veree like dat kitteh.
Aw, how cyoot!! It’s teh Hallzmark magnetik Kissy-fase Kittehs!
Fred an Ginger b dansing. Butiful! Graseful!
traffic lights would not fix teh problem. teen cats will run them. we just need a few older more mature cats around the house