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Wich iz NAO!!!!
Congrats, JCH4K Ai haz sum cukkiez an erlgray tee – no tiem 2 dans Ai haz 2 go an get mai dinnur reddee. Ai haz a hongree!
Thanks annipuss!! Ai can hardlee beleev it!!
Ebreewun!!! Luk – Annipuss haz browt her DELISHUS (ai know this to be troo – she browted tehm to teh Lundun Cheezmeet!!) cukkies!!! An mai favirit – Url Grey Tee!!
Plentee fur awl – pleeze to be halping yurselvs!!
Ohai, Oladee ob teh 4 kittehs! nyse 2 C Y, an congra-ratz on yore tawp spawt (an 2 annipuss, 2!)
*helps self 2 AP’s DELISHUS cukkies (or Biskiits?)*
gotta shufflol off 2 bufflolow now
*shufflol, shufflol, shufflol*
Aill just hang this up heer – an ai dont eben hav to ask!!!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER 3KITTEHMOMMA ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Did I miss an annownsmint?
*puts on partee hat wifakwikness*
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HAPPY BIRFDAY 3KM!!!
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Teh Pi Stawl is OPEN, wif choklit creem pi, and homemead whippy creem!! Just give ur order to teh skwirrls!
No! There wuz no nownsmint. Ai just saw teh Burday Fairy yessterday sed today wuz hur burfday. Ai just hoep she drops bai an sees this!!
Happeh, happeh, burfday, 3KM, deer,
Happey daze will comes 2 yoo awl yeer,
iffn ai had won wisch, then it wood Bee—
a happy, happeh burffday 2 U from mii!!
(Burffday Fairy is da bomb!)
Thnk yu kitkay!! {{kk}}
Thnx skwirrlgrrl!! {{skwirrlgrrl}}
happitayle birfdai 3KM!! dansing awl araown!
*frows kahnfettis up inna ayr*
*passes owt partee hats tew awl teh cheezpeeps*
Thnx Jk2k!! {{jk2k}}
Hapi birfdai, 3KM!!!1!!
Thank yu DarthMommy!! {{DM}}
Happi birfdai 3KM an mennee moar 2 follo!
THNX JCH4K!!!! Pleez tu ebberwun haz some ice cream cake dat hubbikat brought home!
OH!! Happee Birfdaes, 3KM!!!!
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i bakes fer yu mai werld famiss oreo cheezcaek, wif da smonched up oreos as da crust and the syuper creemy cheezy cheezy filling!
So feed me naow.
LOL!!! GMTA, Annipuss!!
*extends pinkeee toepad* JYNX!!!!
i iz ignoring yooz until yoo giv meh cheezburger.
i iz ignoring yoo until yoo giv meh cheezburger.
SHNUB!
*pawlm for’hd*
sheesh…
*not going to admit how long i spent trying to figger out what s.h.n.u.b. stnads for…*
I sympathize. The “senior moments” come more and more often these days, don’t they?
wisspurrs: erm, Mary? could you give hintz?
It’s “snub” the way the Mooch in teh Mutts comix says it…
*fingers fly wivakwikness to google Mutts comix…
OH! Now I get it.
Ai Ig-noorz yu till den
I haz a SULK – fud wuz LAYTE!!! AND wuz nawt cheezburger!!
Noe, was nawt cheezburger. What yu had foar dinner was:
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Avacado
Bat
Crikkit
Donuts
Eggz
Fish
Gushifuds
H….
Hare-ings,
Joosy-fuds,
Kippers
Lasagna
Moose
Nestle Chokklits
O…
u muzzt gibs me teh gushiefuds NAOW.
I is a kitteh with tude
mess wid me
or be rude
and U’ll be sorry if you
if U gib me no food
ohai two_kittehs!
U luk… different today. Has u changed ur hare?
*tosses her hare*
does U like it?
mah gnu do?
Oh yesh, very sheik!!
now bring meh… a SHRUBBERY!!
an a holy hand grenade.
Maed ov nip???
Neee!
an den u musst cut daown teh beegest tree inna forrist..
..
….
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wif…
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………..
a HAEYRRING!
We’re teh knights of teh round table
we dance whenebber we’re able
we do routines
and chorus seenes
and footwork impeccababbale
it’s lots of fun in camelot,
we eat ham and jam and spamalot!
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a very silly place…
three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four is right out
oh, and dancing lego men ftw!
neither count thou two excepting that thou count to three
teh home of Cassel Anthrax??
Are u SURE?
iz nawt a berree gud naem, izzit? o butt (!) wii r berree nyce an wii’ll uhtennd tew ur ebberee needz…
Wii would nawt be so ungallant az to refuze yur hospitalitee…?
O hai, Dr. LD! re: teh ammy-zon reebuse; NE 1 can right reebuse, an NE won and Ebberywon duz, butt ai B-long 2 a groop cauld “Teh Vine”, chosen by inbitayshun, onlee–onlee dont let dat fool yoo, sum Viners R akchewally aweful riters—ah teh misterious werkings ob teh awlmitey ammy-zon! Wii knot gits NE munies, ob coarse, butt gits 2 choose about 4 books 4 free off a “noosletter”. An sum ob tehm R new R “advance copees”. It’s a lot ob reeding an righting 2 keep ups wiff; ai half my own list ob books to reed, too!
Intresting stuffs! Maybe iffen tehy sendz yu somefing speshally good tu rebiew, yu can tells teh Cheezpeeps adn we can discober teh new winners ahedatime! Oar nawt. Anyywai, has fun!
This new learning amazes me… Explain again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes..
she turned me in to a newt!…..I got better….
Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
I… am an enchanter.
Arthur : By what name are you known?
There are some who call me… ‘Tim’?
Would it help to confuse him if we ran away more?
you stupid english cnnnnigggits!
your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Fetchez la vache!
now go away, or i shall taunt you a second time!
GMTA!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
you must answer me these questions three, nare the other saide ye see!
*Fast forward*
Blue! No… Yellow!
what is your name….what is your quest…What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow
*swoons at skottish askent*
skwrrl down! skwrrrl down! o noes…. n e 1 certfied in teh recobberys?
Nawt to worry, Zelkina! Teh swoons don’t need az much resuscitatin as teh splorts. We just pick up teh skwirrl gentlee adn place her on teh swoonin cowch (or shays longe or whatever it bii) adn tuck her up under a nice blankee for a whyle, adn she bii fine aifinkso.
*does so*
YEAH!!!!
ELDERBERRIES!!!!
(Non cheez frnds has a Confuz wen I say dat!)
Bai guis! Back in, oh, 5, 6 owrs! *sigh*
Schmoos an hugs an lubs an purrs!!!!
So why can’t we log in anymore?
I iz in Ur ICHC messing up Ur log-ins
*pours cod liver oil ober ebil_clown, then sets teh cats on them*
Iz berry agrabayting.
cat sound
Our BBQ moved. If you’d like to stop by and say hi, kitties are always welcome! We’ll throw on some extra cheezburgers.
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BBQ?? Yay! thank you for the invite Brewski! *squeeze*
will dere be shwimps on da barbie?!
*wanderz over to da wile’d side*
Yu better ask Mattel. I don’t fink dey’ve come owt wib dat model yet.
u hazznt bin tew burnning man, habs u?
Beautimus tortie calee ko!
I iz heer nao! Wut goes on!!
Royal kitteh is indifferent to peasants and hairless monkehs
mai haughtiness, ai sho it tew u!
And breakfast too.
Spot on wall seems moar impoartant than yew.
**stumblols in reeking ov tequila** Ohai, iz gud tu be hoam! Ai bisited FB, dey are havun a berry fun BBQ! Butt, iz gud tu tuch teh grean grean grass ov hoam!
If hyoomin walks intew room an kitteh ignorez him, duz hyoomin eggsist?
wat is teh sownd uv wun hand pulling the ring tab awn teh gushifud can?
Klick!
Philosopher kitteh thinks derefore he noms.
Cogito ergo nom.
I nom and therefore I iz
Ai’m pink dere4 Ai’m spam.
*Vikings burst in*
“Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam”
Aktually…
Ai down’t like Spam.
Aw, doan maikafuss, dere! Ai’ll has yur spam! Ai lubbit! Ai’m hasing spam spam spam spam spam spam bakebeens spam spam spam an spam!
Den u will be sick sick sick sick cholesterol poisoning
sick sick sick and sick!
Well, Ai could has spam egg sawsage adn spam. That’s nawt got _much_ spam innit.
Baked beans are off!
Ai am adn therefore ai nom!
aifinkso, so ai eets…
aifink so ai ete
(iz bedder)
Mawrmee Drawmma Qween
turnz hurz noaz upz atz Gushee fud.
Deezyrz Cheezburgr!
Meedee~ummmm rayr wiff
lawtza joose awn sawfft roal
wiff Provulloan Cheez
Mussturdz andz Keppitch.
Holadz t3h Unnyunz. Mebbee addz
crunchee baykunn 2?
Jack.
Provulloan cheez and baconbaconbaconbacon, FTW!
diz is wut Skwirrlgurl duz onher dai off!
Oh my! Who wulda guess’d?
I cant heer yoo LALALALALALALALALALA
Ai fink wii needz a punn razor tu getz da cheezbossez a nawt old clock. Der tymes seemz tu bee orf.
I see ur pun and I raise u an epigram.
We sees teh epigram adn raises a witicizm adn half of a dubble-entendre, aifinkso. STN!
Yesh, dey arr….
Ohai,pc……
Ai lubs teh pics uv u & Eva.
So nice to see she haz teh bestest hoam!
akk! whers teh noo LOL?? well, just in kase it nebber appeers, i will go ahed heer and say HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Thornius an 3kittymomma!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caek, yello buttercaek wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frootsytootsty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, kazoos, kandee, an sokk puppets – kittehs, goggies, skwrlols, pinny gigs, meeses, an flutterbys!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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LUB dem sokkkk puppets and pinny gigs!
Burfday fairy, u doin’ it right!
dude thatz a pretty kitty!!!!!!!!
Yuo iz nobudee til you is ignord bai a kitteh.
queen kitteh says u dont exist but then who give her belly rubs? =(