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*The Thunderbolt Greaseslapper drives in with Maus at the controls*
Hi guys!
*Takes his hands off the steering wheel*
Look Ma… no hands. Uh oh!
*Suddenly it careens out of control and smashes into NOM*
HALP!
Noe, nawt NOM. Oh the hugh g manatee. Getz da fyreminnz.
WEE-WAH-WEE-WAH-WEE-WAH-WEE-WAH!!!
heer comes teh firemans an teh poleesmans!! pull teh Thunderbolt Greaseslapper out ob teh wall ob NOM – put maus off to teh side owt ob teh way – put owt the fire – pull all teh chunks ob wall off teh pastry cownter – nomnomnom…..
*Weakly*
Whut ’bout me?
*Faints*
*Upfi comes to teh reskew wif a bottlol of Scotch*
*shwimps fill tendrilss*
*looks at maus, looks at tendrils*
wot to do?????
*feling gud Smartian-ish, stuffs shwimps in mouf*
*tendrils fwipfwipfwip around da somewhat dish hevvell’d lukkin maus*
Oh nose da swoon recubbery veehicle can;t git froo awl the racey carz — oh well, i gess Maus weel jest haf ta recubber onw his own – wif sum halps frum Upfi — wut a good cattypillar you be …
Whooz mouf doz sweatpea putz shwimps in??????????
mineminemine!
Herrow kittyboocat, diz iz beri eggsitin da racy dae an all da crashez an stuf.
Ono, nawt NOM! Wear iz teh princessmu wen we needs hur?
**reelizes fyremins are heer, fixes hayres an putz awn lipstik**
Parrots has lips??
***Kisses 4.5K awnna cheek***
**spits awnna kleenecks, wipes 4.5K cheek**
EEEEEWWWWWWWW
mom spit.
DE NAWT WANT
Enewun gotta Shamwow?
Shamwow fer ya.
*hand 4.5k a shamwow*
Mai hero!
*swoon*
Yu gonna tayk part in teh Formula Lolcat race?
** ears perk up **
A rayce,u say ???
Yesh, ‘nownced it Caturday adn Sunday. Dis lol, der’s a rayce open to awl speechees eggsept goggies adn hoomins. It starts rite heer adn teh first wun to reech teh cheezburgers wins.
Well,then…
Eeckthecat takes teh corner in the Mousegan Hunkajunk. She passes the wreck uv the Greaseslapper and continues past Nom down JCH4K Boulevard….
jd’s nom-mobile iz jus’ eeting up teh road – adn sum ob teh sidewalk, but haz spitted owt a lamp post. Teh car goez ontu too wheelz at teh corner at teh end ob JCH4K Bool Vard! Rownd teh corner he goes… seberal thymes az he haz trubble straytening owt teh steering wheel! Whooshing down teh turnpike tuwards teh traffic circlol, he starts to catch up on eeckthecat!
** throws up fake toll booth on turnpike **
Hahahahaha…
now u has to go back and get a,um,…
whole bunch uv dimes !!!!
Yu frew up a toll booth? Yu shud wadsh yur diet, aifinkso. **nods**
Followin closely behind jd is Zelkina in her Purrneolpe pitstoppe like car, she narrowly avoids lamp post spat owt by jd’s nom-mobile and uses a few choice cursey wurds at him…tiem fer teh dirrty tricks as she launches a gigatuamous hairball in jd’s path!
*putz awn TROll mask* Ohhh — this is silly, you guys don’t even talk about the picture — and who taught you guys to talk — don’t you know you all sound stoopid!! Boy I’ll bet you couldn’t talk right if you tried …
Warch owt furr dat TROLL BOOF guys!! ittle makes yous cwash!!!!
* snerk *
Troll boof…..
Iz whut eye finked when eye seed eet.
mayke sure u pay at teh troll bridge!
@@@@@@@@@@
Not anymore…
*Blargh*
*wonders if maus is rrilly dead, or onlee mostly dead*
*could use some spare change for da washateria since da home whashing mashine be bork’d*
*wrings feelurs in despair*
But ai brought u a bottlol of Scotch up there and it didn’t help? Didn’t revive you one bit? Mr Maus? Please?
*Moan*
*Gurgle*
*CoughHackCough*
*pours more Scotch down Maus’ throat*
oops, sry, that wasn’t reel skotch.. it was um, teh water I used to warsh out my grandad’s pipe. I hadda confusticate all teh skotch earlier, due to Maus’s inabilitey to control hisself.
*Spit Take (all over Leeza)*
Pleh!!
Aifinkso that wasn’t a tobacco pipe…
Hay, whiel Maus is incapacitated, has hims ebber bin debreefed?
ooh GMTA DK!!
whare’s LCB? She has teh most xperiense, outsied of Maus!
Moovez ober ta watch da debreefin ub da Maus … Dis weel bee a hysterical event –
Oh no you don’t!
*Jumps in the Double-Wide Debriefing Cart and drives away to join the race*
Wot’s soss for teh goose… er, wot’s skotch for teh gander… er, oh wotever! Stoppim, Leeza!
*stiks fut out and gets runned over by teh DWDC*
owie
whooz gottz da mostee xpeerience inside ub Maus????
well that wud prolly have to be….. ebil maus??
You rang?
Outside of Maus, LCB has most xperience.
Inside of Maus, it’s too dark to reed…
*snork*
Groucho ref FTW!
*looks sternly at skwirrlgrrl*
This Scotch comes from my own stock! It be single malt and awl! I wudn’t trust wotebber has been hanging around here wif u to be drinkablol!
Hmmm, Ai fink it’s awl a cunning roose to snaffle awl teh can a pays!
hay, Maus u b naut sekkond! i hopes u have inshurences!
oh noes! NOM has bit da dust?!?!?!?!
*rummages around thru rubblol to luk for da shwimps*
heer, i haz bringed a “volunteer” wurk kroo frum teh burfday goodie facktree to rebild NOM. i haz extry wips (bright neon-colured!!
) if anywun else wants to help oversee teh wurk.
Bounces upndoen wavin paw inna ayr
Eye’ll halp, eye’ll halp
Pweez, pweez pweez.
Me 2, me 2! Ai owe a troll sumfing…..
*hands wips to bom an anni* haz fun!!
Tom Slick!
Nat wiv awl teh fluff bunnies oop heer!
Um…a liddul help,pleez ???
dat kittah iz perrtending 2 be ceiling cat.
Rock-a-bye kitteh on the ACs
When teh AC’s on the kitteh will freeze
When teh AC brakes teh kitteh will barf
Den down will come AC, kitteh adn awl.
Ai herd a stan dup sing tihs vershun:
Rokkabye behbeh, in teh tree tawps,
Wen teh win bloes, teh craydul will rok.
Ai wus taht bayb an wot bovvers me
Is wye MumanDad stuk me oop a tree!
lol!!!!111!!!!!11
Aw, puddy tat fall down and go BOOM!
Lawng az it wuzn’t Puddy_Tat – himz mai sunn an spozed 2 be bizitin me awn Caturdai!
but tat lands on feets.
Yep, it does.
Oh noes maus!
Otay, nao hao duz ai getz daon?
Aifink LCBz splortscar shud be gud fur raysin.
Speshully kuz teh brayks ar still borkd.
*sneeks intu garaj*
*fyrz up splortscar*
WEEP! WEEP! WEEP! WEEP! WEEP!
*runsawaywiffakwikness*
Dam, furgot abowt teh anti-GP alarm system.
Iz otay AP — keeps da splortscar — LCB iz dwivin Mt. McKinley — affer awl it iz da rite answer to awl da kwestiamuns …
Cuz sum peepz miit nawt haz seen dis earliur wen I postid eet:
Sum peepz prolly remembers awiil ago wen I posted teh storee abowt The Traveler (awn meh blog) nda sum peepz sed dey wantid tew reed moar. Ai finally gottid arownd tew typing another part-meh pooter told me eet waz 298 wurds- nda haz eet up awn meh blog! Clikee meh naem tew seeink eet!
gud wurk on thoze storeez plasticat!!
fanx Lunarmommy!
yeah! ai likey teh lyrics u wrote tew! ai writes as well…nawt much gud afinkso is mainly fan fiction…. snerk…bout meetin My chemical Romance and sum Harry Potter stuffs….but ur welcum tew hab a look!
ob corse teh noo LOL goze up whil i’m bizzy putting teh burfday party on teh last LOL. so heer we go agin:
HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Thornius an 3kittymomma!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caek, yello buttercaek wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frootsytootsty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, kazoos, kandee, an sokk puppets – kittehs, goggies, skwrlols, pinny gigs, meeses, an flutterbys!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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YAY!! Burfdai kakes!! *Takes a kazoo an marches in a circle blowin kazoo* Woot, woot, woot. It’s five o’clock sumwear rite? *Considers haven burfdai drink* Myte otta wait a bit. Thnx Burfday Fairy!!
It’s 9.30 pm in Ingerland….
Thnx Anni fur da burfday wishes awn last lol. I leeved an waxed my kar, well, part uf da kar. {{Anni}}
*still brefless frum teh race*
Happy… burfday… to…u… 3… kitty…momma. I bring u … dots. No, ai brings u hugs and kisses and cheezlubs and wish u many happy returns of teh day.
Grabz kazoo an floowz 3km inna feetz parade.
Happi Birfdae tu U
Happi Birfdae tu U
Happi birfdae deer 3km {{{3km}}}
Happi birfdae tu U
Playz sebentee sixx tumpbones onna kazoo.
Thnx Upfi an BOM!! {{Upfi an BOM}} Pleez haz da kakes an refreshments wen yu finnish raceing!
*SQUEEEEEALLLLL*
PFFT!
it’s impossible to have a race when no one know when teh startin gum will go orf!!
So… is it okay to …er… be a bit more actively involved in who wins here??
*owes payback to LCB for missing shineys*
Sure! Just get your creativity racing and off you go!
BTW, LCB is downthread racing Mt. McKinley. No, scrap that, she crashed it. She’s now racing on Mt. Fuji.
Absole ootly!! As you can see sumwun alreedy added a fake toll boof …
{{{skwirrlgrrl}}} Thanks for the lemming-ade!
*squeeze*
I mighta won if I’d had tiger in mah tank!
pfft
*inserts ‘a’ *
Maybe next time. I wanted to see how it was done first.
Nothing more irritating then someone jumping into the middle of a game and breaking the rules.
Yeah! That is teh worstest. That really chaps my liver!
I mean, all they has to do is be borned knowing everything, rite?
Hmph. Teh nerve of some peeple’s chillrens.
Teh ownli rulez in dis rayce wur no goggies oar hoomins driving, adn no stopping at teh vets for performance-enhancing drugs.
erm. Did nawt kno wii had any rules here…
well, if you had Tiger WOods in your tank, you’d at least win a gawlf tournament!
*climbs up to sit in stands to watch the race*
*looks around for refreshment stand*
*Hands a drink to Judy*
*Sips beer*
I’m rooting for skwirrlgrrl, how bout you?
Well, I was going for AngelPlume, but she seems to be having trouble getting a car. Skwerlls are usually known to be pretty quick, so I’ll join your team.
*sips*
*sits down beseid Judy and Brewski*
*grabs a
Brewskibeer*Watcha watchin you guys?
Hey!! What are you doing here?? I had my money on you!!
oh, well, this is embarrassing then!!
Oh well, that’s okay.
*refills skwirrl’s drink*
I’ve kinda lost track of who is winning anyway!!
Oh good, thanks!
*swigs*
Next time I’ll be shure to have my secret weapon ready… and we’ll take all the munnies!
Say, what happened to your pants??
*hands Brewski a flannik*
Thanks 4p5. I don’t really have to go…yet. And Judy knows me well enough to keep a spare pair on hand, I grabbed them earlier. I try, and I try, but I can’t get no… pants satisfaction. It’s not what I wanted to be known for! But that’s okay!
*sips beer deeply*
Say, maybe I can assist during your next race, skwirrl? Assuming I get a small share of the munnies, of course.
hmmm.. mabbeh!
wot kind of assistance can u offer??
Yer rootin furr skwirrlgrrl cuz LBC tooked yer shineys?? Iffin you wnats you kin interfere wif da race — iz nawt inna da rools dat you kant
Nom was the refreshment place, but I think it has been demolished by Maus…
not to wurry, i reskyood teh pastreez frum teh pastree case. pi or eeklairs, anywun?
Oh!
Pastries!Pastreez! Tx.*struggles to speak native language*
Don’t struggle, Judy, no need. Really. Maus always speaks plain English, too, and we like him all the same. *offers German cheesecake*
Thanks! You guys are so awfully nice!
I personally would like to make you feel welcome on your first (nawt-sekkund in lolspeak) race. I’ve been lurking on fb in the last few days and I like you guys a lot.
I know, it’s like going to Prague, attempting to order ice cream, and instead getting 3 plates of sheep livers.
Has that actually happened to you, Brewski?
er… no. Thankfully.
Oh, well dun, Judy!
*curtsies*
*Offers a tray with German beer, French wine, Italian prosecco and Scottish whisky in appropriate glassware*
Help yourself, I’ve already be outraced, I think. Caterpillars on skateboards are fast, but not fast enough.
Millipedes are a bit quicker. You might win by a few feet.
Grone!
*considers changing species*
*decides against it*
There’s no Second Life as a butterfly when you are a millipede, I think. I would always have at least one foot in the grave. If not more.
On teh odder fut, yoo cuud give LCB a run for her munny inna next rays.
*Yoinks the prosecco, glugs it down. URP!*
lemmingade! popcorms!! frosty cold bevrijes!! hot gogs an cheezburgurs!! get tehm heer!
One popcorm, please. Double butter, please.
Here you are. *hands big container to Judy*
*skwirtskwirtskwirtthebutterystuff* heer ya go
nomnomnomnmnomnomnomcrunchitynomnomnomnom
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***Formula Lolcat Starting Line***
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Awl entring teh Formula Lolcat rayce to teh cheezburgers, dis iz teh starting lyne. Noe stopping at teh vets foar performance-enhancing injekshuns. Aaaan’ teh lites turn to green an’ teh race iz on! Teh cars aer awl sprinting off teh starting line, wib several lolcats competing foar teh first corner!
Hey…ai fink me & Maus jumped teh gun….
** continues in the Mousegan Hunkajunk to try & catch up wif LCB ***
o noes…did ai skip eh gun tew?
Naw u iz okay….
** gets gun & shoots owt Zelkina’s tires **
Bwahahaahaha…
VICTORY IZ MINE !!!!
Plehhhhhhhh eeck.
*Bom expekded cheetin an gibed Zel da bullete pruf raceycar bodee an tyrez*
*Zel jus cruzez by eeck*
*fummin noese at eeck*
** noses thumb back at BOM-MOMME ***
tankies bom! mai bulert proof tyres be no match fer erm..a bullet?
*Mt. McKinley zooms onto teh track, LCB at teh, um, controls. As long as teh track isn’t too turn-y and curve-y things will be ok.*
*We have secritly replaced the rode in front of LCB with a lattice upon which ten drills miraclolsulee gr0w infront 0 da mt mcKinley*
Ai aer bein pulled throo teh skie in a gondola unner a rainbow cullerd bloon drawn bai 4 magpyez.
We juss had a thunnerstorm den a bootimuss ranebow an 4 magpyez wuz skwabblin in teh tree nekst dore!
Keep yur eyez awnna rode, anni!
Arrrr you dooin da kolor commentary?? Likee dey doo frum da blimpy?
*Upfi has desided to go tawp speed today and got hurself a skateboard*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
** pfffttt **
Your skateboard iz no match for mai Hunkajunk.
In Mousegan,we makes teh finest hunkajunks available.
** zooms past catipillar on skateboard **
Ai dunt eben noes wot a hunkajunk IS. Sounds laik a lawt of junk to ME! Pfft!
Iffin u ebber comes to teh Deetroit area,u will sees whut ai meen…
*sekritly attaches a propane motor to upfi’s skatebord*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*Upfi careers dangerously along the road*
** seekritly lites fuse attached to propane tank **
hang on tite upfi!!
Ai dunt wants to be blown up! Twill be a while until ai gets mai wings and be a flutterby!
Upfi speedz pasted eferybudee!! Holdin tite to da skatebored wiff awl herx tendrilz… she iz in nawt seccond palce!! An da crowd goes WILD!!!!
**Hi-fyves Upfi, thereby takun eyez awf rode.**
Hay, hoos eyez are deze?
*Upfi goes eben wilder cos she dunt noes how to stop or brake or wot*
I’ll help you Upfi!
*Gets the People Catcher Thingy*
*Stops Upfi just before the finish line*
Oooopsie! Sry!
Butt Upfi wuz goin sew fast she brakes froo that net and crosses da finish line!!! WeeeeeHoooo
Oooof. Did ai win? Did ai win? Nawt that it matturs! Dis was sow mush fun. And fanx for teh reskew attempt, Maus! Eben though it slowed me down at teh wrong thyme.
Yesh, yu wun! Adn yu aer now inbited tu tayk yore place on teh winner’s podium adn be handed elebenty cheezburgers!
*Cheers for Upfi!*
Whoooo-hooo!
Congratulations!!!
AW! Ai has really wun? REALLY? Cheezburgers for awl! Drinksies! Danses!!!! Woot, woot!
*LCB steps up to congratulate Upfi, is mowed down by a Lego car*
** rassenfrassenstoopyskateboard **
** goes up to shake upfi’s feeler…avoids LCB’s lifeless body **
*b0rg enhanz’d tnendrils race toward the finish at Warp Seedp*
*cleverly twips LCB’s glascial speed vee hick all, making all sortsa shiny things fall out adn twinkle azzif a Mardi Graw flote had esploded*
LOLVALANCHE!!!
*Mt. McKinley crashes into teh wall.*
*LCB escapes teh wreckage, badly frozen*
*a team of rabid weasels leaps into action, warming LCB and putting her in her Japanese backup vehicle*
*Still a little blue-ish, LCB catches up to teh field in Mt. Fuji*
*going backwards, no less*
*jumps bakk in teh splortscar*
*fyrz it up, puts it in rebers*
VROOOOMMMM! *CRASH!*
Ooops. Furgot tu opin teh garaj door.
Uh,oh…
U iz gonna hav dat taken outta your pay !!
Ai gets payd??!!
Don’t u get wooden nickels & some dryer lint ???
Juss sum toona ebree nao adn den.
If ai has bin gud.
If deyz remmememembrs.
Awww, heer, AP. Ai gibs yoo a hole can ob toona. Nawt teh cheep kind, eivver. Albacore.
Oooh, fanks, DK! Ai onlee got to nom a littlol ob dat jiunt burgur.
*nom-nom-nom*
*ignoars teh splinturd door, crumpld trunk, adn alarm*
*puts car in geer adn hedds awf tu teh rays*
WEEP! WEEP! rattlol-rattlol WEEP! WEEP!
Ware iz dis rays bein held enneway?
*zooms arownd Cheezland*
Teh rays iz rownd cheezland adn teh finish lyne iz teh Big Bang Burger Bar, where elebenty cheezburgers awayts teh winner!
Scuse me ais be delivewin teh cheezburgers. Is ok if I bak up dis truk hear?
*baks up truk*
BEEP,BEEP,BEEP
*cheezpeeps converge on emperor’s truk*
*runsawayrealfastinphear*
Not tu feer!! Cheezpeepz only wantz deh burgerz!!
*nom nomnomnomnom.
Fankeez fur deh cheezburgerz!!!
Ya but you no wat thay sais, strength in num-bers.
Stoopid mawderasion! X 2
Ya but you no wat dey said,
“Strenght in numbers” Is a scary thot wen I countz teh kittehs.
Teh Emperor is speeking lolspeek! Bwahahaahaa! Our ebil plan is suckseeding!
Hmmm, maybe derz an anownsmint awn teh raydio…
*turns awn raydio*
*reeches fur teh channel-chaynjing button*
*SPROIINNNGGG!!!* AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!
*lands fays-down awn teh red karpit*
Ohai, Dragon, whare is ai? Dat wuz teh ejekshun swich, wuzznt it?
Come on, AngelPlume! I’ve put all my money on you to win! Go, AngelPlume!
*wawks (staggurz) alawng teh red karpet lukkin fur red slippurz*
*finds wun ob teh modelz is wayring sum*
*jumps up tu fays-lebel* RRAAWWRR!
*model is skayrd ryt owtta hur slippurz*
*puts awn slippurz, clozez iyz tyt*
Derz no playse lyk hoam… Derz no playse lyk hoam…
*A sawft poof is herd in teh ayr abuv Cheezland*
*AngelPlume appears frum an alturnit dimenshun*
*Grabbity kikks in … a sawft splat kwiklee folloz*
mmmmrrrooowwww, mai aykkin
heddbodee*lukks up*
Is dat teh Big Bang Burgur Bar??!!
Duz ai win?
*turnz arownd*
Is dat Mt Fuji? Adn upfi awn a skaytboard?
AAAAIIIIEEEE!!!! *runs*
Yu caym in fird, adn win a giant cheezburger adn a lyfetime-guaranteed goggie whistle!
Yay! Fanks, jd!
*nom-nom-nomz awn cheezburger*
*blowz awn wissul*
*goggies cum runnin frum ICanHasHotdog*
*drops wissul, grabs wun lass byt ob cheezburger*
*runsawaywiffakwikness*
So, if I read my lolspeak correctly, I just lost all my money, huh?
Oh, well. Maybe I can pawn my necklace for a few bucks.
*feels for necklace*
LCB!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
I feel your pain, Judy. I feel your pain.
A hurd ob elolifonts crossez teh raycetrack! jd swurbs tew miss dem, gowing fru teh petstore insted! Catnip adn shinee fings goe flying eberywhere! jd’s nom-mobile suggessfully eggsits out teh back adn gets back on teh rode, wibowt losing tu mush distance!
** cuts jd off at the pass **
Uzes hiz “dew nawt go pass” card to bypass teh pass.
** passes jd off at the head **
OMCC a rays! Nda tew fink Ai didn’ gno! Uh… *luuks arown* Umm…… *grabs LEGO horse* Giddy up! *LEGO horse does noffink* Hmmm……. *runz up behin Matt Crewt nda steelz himz trukk* Wii’re awf tuu be in a rayse! Teh wunnerful rayse ob…. umm…. cheezlan….
*puts plasticat in lego teknik rasecar wif pull-bak motor akshun*
*pulls car waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy bakk an lets go*
lmfao winsome!
Wahoo! Yeah! Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
***Parrothead zoomz up tu teh start lyne, dekked owt inna orinj (nawt poysun) red, yellolow an bloo jumpsoot, dribing teh Parrothead mobile. The mobile iz, well, mobile, wut wif havvun weels an stuffz. Teh parrothead mobile luks mushlee lyke a Bentlee, butt fastur an sleeker an lowder. It iz a fjiord. Yu kin tell dis frum teh bored strapped awnna back, wear ‘Fjiord’ haz been wrytid in spray paynt. VROOM VROOM! Teh mobile is cubbered wif ‘parrothead rum’ an margaritabill stikkurs, an haaza fin awn tawp an finz tu teh leff an finz tu the rite. Hurz the onlee gurl in town. An wen the in-gin rebz up, teh eggsawst smoak spellz owt ‘happee burfdai 3km **
*likes parrothead’s style, sneaks hi-octane boost into gas tank for extra horsepower*
OOOO, fanks Brewski! Rev, Rev, Rev! Am ai winnin? **Reelyzes fjiord iz still in ‘park.’ **
**putz fjiord in “drive.”** Rev, Rev, Rev!
*the fjiord kwiklee oburtaykes teh Mowntain, wishebur Mowntain LCB iz dribin nao**
Eet mai commints, LCB!
*Mt. Fuji zooms by teh Parro Thead Mobile, which is racing around inside teh travel agent orifice.*
Hay, YNG? Does u know why Parro Thead is shaking her fist at that poster of Mt. Fuji?
Hay LCB yer needed up fred ta debrref an incapacitaed Maus!!! It weel bee a nawt seccond hystorical event!
*Maus zooms by in the DWDC*
Too late E_M!
*Races past LCB toward the finish line*
O no u doesn’t!
*uses remote control to ejectify teh debreefed briefs in back of teh DWDC*
*Maus is buried in debreefs*
*LCB zooms by, laffing*
U has been briefed!
Da Troll Boof jumpz in frunt ub Maus and gwabz dat DWDC inna heem big durty mouf!
WHUT?
*swerves sharply, sending puPurrneolppe pitstop mobile flying out over teh Princess Mu Meadow*
*realizes that in spite of everything, teh race must go on*
Ok, YNG. Ur time to shine. Ooooh… shiny. *shakes hed to snap out of it* U either has to take teh controls here and win teh race, or else go debreef Maus, just like we’ve been practicing. Which will it be?
Well, seein’ as Maus just passed us, I think we need to try and win the race. THEN we can debrief him. LET’S GO!!
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE……………………..*there is faint thud as she lands amid a rose bush* Biologikil tendrils ob roses! crreh me forwards!!!! *rose bush starts to walk towrds finish line, tendrisl stretched owt tew grab lcb*
YNG! Teh weedwhacker! NOW!
noooo nawt teh weed waker! ai aint a weed! hao dere u! *fires thorn cannon at lcb!*
lol, wunse wen we wuz on vakayshun in Sandy Eggo, we wuz in teh parking lot ob teh Ralf’s groshree store in La Jolla an seed a Bentley almost get bakked into by a Honda. wunder if teh Honda’s inshuranse wuld cover bakking into a Bentley?
Prolly…goin by teh fakt mai insewerants cumpnee payed for teh toadal repair an safety makin ov teh Row ov Gas pumps I took out….. An teh 4.5k repair bill awn mai Toyata Carina
I still gets a nerbuss wen I has to go to taht garij for Fuel. Aifinkso they is awl lukkin at me …. EEEP!
**maykes noat tu nawt ride wif tidmum**
I’m an eggcellent driver.Ask JCH4K bowt mai Drivin skills . She gotted to teh airprot sayfely
fanx to my satnav….wunce we changed it frum teh Cartman narrayshun!!
Yes!! tidmum iz a driver of teh OHAIEST eggsalence!! Ai gotted to teh Heethrow Hareport wifaut WUN rong tern!!
Corse – we neerlee went off teh rode frum laffing wehn we furst herd teh Cartman narrayshun!
Wunc we had teh polite ladiez voice, awl wuz well!!
ifinkso tehr must be a story behind that….
Ther is. It bein ‘Moderated’ O.o
wow. must really be some story
That iz a colorful racesuit.
U a Gordon fan??
Nose, nose, nose, a fousand tymes nose! Ai lyke Marrk Marrtun, an himz 6 bi-agra car. Himz allwaiz up fur teh rayce!
And I bet he corners HARD…
Butt onlee fur 3.99 ours. If teh rayce goes tu for ours, him hazta go tu teh murrgincee rum.
Oh,my…
u guiz jus made mee laff owt lowd..
at werk,no less!!!
Tihs hole fred is crakking mii up!
*snork*
*fasepaw*
*heddesk*
Uv corse,teh biagra car nawt be arownd aneemoar.
Nao Mark gets to hawk frosted flakes or whatever.
Wayle, it cannawt go awn furreber. Alldough ai heer yu kin git sumfing dat will last firty-six ours.
Yes…wondering when the see-al-is car will show up.
I personally want to see one with Midol on the side…
FJORD? Lik the Naught horse? Fuzzy wuzzy CUTE-a-muss!
(Pciture d interweb NAUGHt be pastin?)
Lyke the fjiordz ai pyne furr.
puPurrneolppe pitstop mobile has taken a teeny weeny detour in teh oopsite direction wen all teh peeps come racin towars her! Zelkina ducks as MT Fuji comes carrerring forwards, scooping her purrmobile up on to tis lower sopes as it trundles along *ai hide here an makes a dash for finnish line,, aifinkso!*
hope yo didn’t fall off in the Nawty Barn!
Oh noes….,.LCB…..LUK….YU GOYS A STOE AWAI!!!
shhhh! ai is invisibubble!
okay den…but I gits a share of teh loot fur keepin mai big mouf shut!
agreed! nao, distracter LCB!
*LCB and Mt. Fuji successfully avoid teh tollbooth by jumping over it. *
*They land on Upfi’s discarded skateboard*
*Momentarily losing control of teh controls, LCB crashes into teh Nawty Barn*
*irons, ironing boards and YNGs go flying every which way*
*A YNG lands on LCB’s back as Mt. Fuji exits teh NB and careenz back on teh track*
Oy! That skateboard belongs to mai nefjoo! U bettur brings it back in wun peace, u hear me?
*barely able to hear over teh roar of teh crowd, teh purr of teh engines and teh awesomeness of teh YNG, LCB just smiles and waves back at Upfi*
O hai! I nefyew too!
** waves at upfi & LCB **
Yes…niece to see u,too !
Aunt we habbin a wunnerful tyme
Sure. It’s awl fun ‘n gamez til sumwun brakes an uncle.
Oh Brother! that wud hert!!!
the mother of all accidents!
We daughter have known that sonbody wud gets hurt.
Cousin reel lyfe, askidents duz hert.
U might say they is often a mater of life and deth.
mama mia!!
Weeeeeeeee! Let’s get ‘em, LCB!
Ok. I’ll keep tryin to steer this crazy thing, u lob ginormous snowballs at anyone who gets in our way. ‘k?
** uses welder’s torch to melt snowballs as they come my way **
Aaaauuuggghhhhhh! Welder’s torch, eh? I know whut to does.
*hands YNG some marshmallers, graham crakkers and choklit bars*
*Makes elebenty ‘smores*
*Throws them on the road in front of Eeck*
*Eeck’s car gets mired in the goo*
***pfffttt **
Ya want s’more uv me ??
Do ya,punk ??
*imajines Mt. Fuji jumping*
*sprayns her few remaining brayn cells*
Sprayns sumfin imajinin YNG riding on LCBs bak…
* Eeck guns teh Hunkajunk to catch up wif LCB *
* Nawt to win teh rayce,but to get a better look at that YNG *
*Heaves a ginormous snowball at Eeck*
*SPLLLAAATTTT!!!*
Ha! Gotcha!
** pours rum on snowball **
** adds sum juice **
Mmmmm….rum slushee !!
ummm…jus were abouts be teh finnish lyne? i has tew plan went to drive frum mt fuji?
ifink upfi winned upthred, wen eeck lited teh fyooz on teh propane tank i sekritly installed on her skatebord. wuz kwite spektakyoolar. but teh race not ovar till evreewun’s finished. or krashed. or bofe.
Yeff, upfi winnd it, adn ai kaym in fird.
Ai still hazznt figgurd owt hoo wuz sekkund, tho…
I fink LCB woz sekkond, adn Zelkina woz forth.
Yay fur LCB adn Zelkina!
Hmmm, ai wunner ware teh splortscar endid up?
Adn ai wunner iffn ai kin blaym teh borkd garaj door awn GP?
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*hydz*
Teh splortscar woz fifth, I finkso. Eeek caym in sixth adn I finished sebenth.
forf? is better dan kik in teef, ai is supposin….mai Chhizel is attacking my arm as i type right now…makin it a bit hard tew wrok!
well, seein as ai id nao usin a rose bush from Princess Mu meadow as transpurtation…ai mite be a wile…
Climbs into bleechesr to sit wif FB peeps for safer view of rayce. Offers choklit chip cookies to spektaters. *squeeze*
Joyns luvscatsva an FB frenz.
I nawt racin tewday. Saybin mah Vroom v room hed for goin to the British Grand Prix awn teh Week week week end.
*Passes owt BBQ chikkin,pork n applol sossijs an Angus burgers*
OOO…ai hazza jellous!!
Ai lubs teh Grand Prix racin…well..all racin,aktually.
Saw teh Nascar Truck Series race at Michigan Speedway awn Caturday.
*Joins luvsatsva, tidmum, and FB frenz*
Me neevur. Gotta finish a magazeen article for teh mewseum. Werk…hmpf.
I brotted sum ann-dewey sawsidjes and baguettes. Halp yourselves!
*Joynz deh crowd (?) bystanders(?) fans(?) awed~ee~ense(?) viktimz(?) on deh sidelinez watching deh awsum rais.
POP!!!.
* Opunz deh shampayn. and deh bubblolz float up.
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*porez sham paynz intu crystal flutez
*and passez dem rownd tu awlla peepz.
Cheez!!!
*CHEEZ*
Belayted “CHEEZ”
Wish ai cudda bin heer!
But ai had to go wif mai sister to visit a reelee gud frend an hav a raspberree latte, an tehn drive along teh laekl (Lake Michigan) an hav stromberree shortcaek wif vanilla ice creem an tehn go to teh Butler in Saugatuk an hav cheezburgerz.
Thiz is wehn teh Gemini in mee iz needed to be in too plaices at wunce!! Still nawt werkin rite!
Cool! *woz at teh Brands Hatch GP where Mansell won teh British GP for first time, adn at Silverstone where Mansell overtook Piquet on Hanger Straight* Those wur teh days! Bak when I still had heering.
Yoo meen I cud go deff??? ..*smaks seff upside hed**Yoo is awlreddy yoo silleh moo
*
Note to seff. ..Take teh batrees owt mah deff ayds ;D
Wow…Mansell iz certainly a blast frum teh past.
And Piquet’s SON iz driving nao….
Ai’m gettin owld!
Is Fathers Day awn Raceday plus we juss haddid ower 15f weddin annibersary, so me an Mr T.M am gowinaway awn a 3 day break. We has passes for Caturday Praktiss an Bunday Race
…Wot Mr T.M duzzent no is this… awn the way thar awn Frydegg,weis doin a detour. …To teh shoppin mall
…Fifteen yeers marrijed an I STILL no has a ingaygemunt ring
Thats MAI treet. Heehee
Tidmum, yu haz no engagement ring? OMCC, fur 15yrs, yu deserve a big wun!
YAY!!! Sowndz like u will haz a lubblee anni berse airy.
Duz u haz a ring pikkinged owt awlreddy??
Mai huzbin proposinged on Krissmuzz, so deh gagemint ring wuz mai Krissmiss prezzee. Den, bowt a yr adn a haf later I tookinged it and deh wedding band in fur ‘Kleening’ and treeted maisef tu a gard ring wif 2 roobeez and a liddlol cresent uv dimind chipz. Wen I gottid it bak frum deh Joolerz, I puttinged it on and tellinged him I had it bak and nonshalantlee wavinging mai left hand arownd fur daze. But he didn’t eben notiss deh gard ring. Finally, i had tu telling him I had deh gard ring added. Menz!!!
I hazza customer hoo iz changin her rings frum da yellow gowld tu da white gowld an nawt telling her hubbi. Shii say hii nawt nowtice. Hii probli won’t unless hii luks at da credit card bill.
ai wears mai mum’s engagement ring…nawt awn engagement fingur u unnnerstand….mai bf nawt gonna go dat far jus yet, ai is a sure! But her suddenly decided wun dai ai cud has it…said she hoped it bring me more luck dan it did her….her an mai dads divorced….. heres a hopn she rite!
Mii ringz waz mii muvverz. Her waz da widow fur elebentee yearz. (reelee!!!) an when da huzby tuk mii shapin, ai didnt lik ani of da rings, wanted pkayn gold band an simple won dimund emgagmint ring. Sew himz askded mum to buy herz fore mii. Sinzez her had remobed da dimund when mii dadcat died, mum gibbed eet tu us.
awww dats sew sweet! mai mums 1 has wun ob da sapphires missing. issa diamond in da middle, saphhires round teh outside like a star.
uh, oh, wordpress is moderating an invisiblol troll booth sumwher arownd heer, be careful!
ai hassa suggestion fer next low budget performance, if possiblol? Monthy Python an teh holy grail…..lol style!
omg, imagine that film in lol speak! my sides has just split wit teh fought o knights who say nee in lol speek!
Omaigosh mercysaiks Zel! Doan be gettin us startid! Teh averaj ICHC commint thread izabout elebenty percent Monty Paithawn kwotes anniway! We gonna endupp quotin teh whoal film adn prolly get busted by teh copyrite policez! (Oar nawt.)
ai shud fink we be safe….”happeh cat an teh Holy Gushifud Bowl” iffen we du it awl in teh lol speak, dey wunt unnnerstand enuff to figure wat we is syain!
A guud poynt there, yu has it! Adn if anybodi beefs, we tellem it waz a “hommaje” tu teh orijinal!
exakkerly!
“An dis be mai faithful hoomin…Patsy…”
Dat wud be cool! I woz wurking on Shakespere’s Hamlet wunce. But nawt jus’ a simple translation into lolspeak, but put into kitteh terms. Deez shud be dun!
*LEGO racer stawps* Uh…. halp!?!
*pulls lego racer waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bakk*
*lets go*
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Uh-oh…. Dere’s a sharp kurv! *flis up ober curv nda krashiz intu tree. Plasticat airbag goz awf*
oh, fank gudness yoo iz allrite! wuldnt want uniquekitty to be mad at me. *dusts off plasticat, puts lego racer bakk togevver, makes shur steering weel iz put in gud an tite, puts plasticat in racer*
*pulls WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY bakk*
*lets go*
*flis forwurd nda owt ob siit*
*uses rose tendrils tew pull back an let goe again*….. as long as lcb dunt win, issall ok! launching me in tew teh meadow! n e 1 fink her/him (ai nawt sure…sorrys!) nawt want me arounf *sniff*
her iz a her. her wants yoo arownd, just dont get between her an any YNGs. or firemanz. or shiny fings.
unner stood fer fture notyces. fergives mai stoopyness!
iz not stoopyness, a lot ob times peeps genderificayshuns iz not eezy to spot.
genderificayshuns! ai loves lol speak some times!
Can we sees da violins inna siztem?
um, i see sum cellos… duz taht cownt?
a tuba maybe?
halp! hlap! Kom see teh violas adn double basses inherent inna siztem! Halp, Ai’m bein unstrung!
lmao! ai see wat u did der!
Stop an smelz de VIOLLAS!
(But, NAWT on d race kors! Dangermus!)
Danger Mouse?
I lubs doze cartoons!
(Weird Press stowl my efforts tu powst teh Dangermouse lyrics.)
*digs large pit*
*covers with cardboard*
*hangs dangling shineys over pit*
Woohoo!! LCB!!! The course goes over this way!!
*notices with trained eye that “shinys” are made from cardboard*
*swerves to avoid pit, clips Brewski, leaving him uninjured but pantsless*
*Handz Brewski a crystal flute filled tu deh brim wif shampaynz.
*fur medissinlol purpussses, uv korse.
*shakes fist at LCB*
*exits stage left*
*averts eyes*
Here, Brewski. I brought a spare for you – just in case.
*hands over fresh pair of pants*
*peeks back in*
Thanks cweenmj, thanks Judy!
*dons new pants, plots revenge on LCB*
Crimeny, Brewski! You just can’t keep your pants on no matter where you are, can you?
Its not “cardboard”…
it’s “corrugated”….jeesh !!!
** goes off to put in more box orders…busy Monday around here! **
R dose fyremens and pleezmens dun yet? >:)
yoo meen up at teh reck at NOM? tehy iz done, an now burfday fairy’s teem ob troll
prisonerswurkers iz hard at wurk repairing teh dammij. NOM shuld re-open soon, an teh firemanz an poleesmans are now avaylablol for ovver servises.Oh fanks!
Mite haves a fyre 2 B put owt ur sumfing.
Nao ware dose maches . . . ?
*hands matches tew Rattipuss* mayke sure u get teh wun wid teh curly long black hair an teh welshie accent tew cum over mai way!
Yu gotta noe how to swoon, ya’kno….now where did aye put teh swoonin couch……
Ooooh, da swoonie cowch.
WANT!
ai is requestin lesserns! Swoonin nawt be taught wen ai was at skool….*ponders if she should find classes on the subject*
Umm, kuld I pleez borrow a fyremens tu stand by wen I lite da kandles fur da kake? Kuld wii put a bow awn hyme an have hyme stand real close, wifowt a shirt?
iz gud commyoonity relayshuns, rite?
for teh edjoomacayshunal porpuses, right?
Safety Nawt Sekkund!!
Wate! We haves to spezzifise “nawt shert”?
Ah fawt wuz unnerstood. >:(
Wil sind curlee blakk welshie to Zelkina.
ooooh yay! firemans awl ob mai owns! *purrs delightedly* cant wait tew get mai claws in tew him……figuratively speakin ocourse!
malicite frum FailBlog tryed to race but hims getting moderated.
phooey moderators.
we’re also still missing a troll booth (dont aks me how i kno abowt dis, iz TOP SEKRIT) an tidmum’s story ob how she taked owt a hole row ob gas pumps.
Alsew missing aer teh lyrics tu teh Dangermouse theme.
Air condishuner repare kitteh
Wants more cheezburgers befoar he checks out the warranty
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl ower noo frenz frum Fayl Blog adn ennee uzzer noo-beez. I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu
playing nice!
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I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite
hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez
dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu
sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how
tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on
dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing
sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Teh FB’erz has a map nao tu! Dey herd abowt owrz adn Aikiwaza set wun up!
That iz SO nice!!
Wow, thanks, you guys sure are welcoming! And organized. Our blog is usually chaos.
*bookmarks Cheez Town Crier*
*enjoys beverage*
you just know he’ll have to check again tomorrow! XDD
the space either shrunk or i got lot bigger!when i was younger i could fit here….