INTIMIDATION I’m 1/10 your size and fuzzy. But you’re still scared.
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Happi cat doesn’t look happi…
Iz Sulky Cat – HappyCat’s half-brother. Hiz favver iz Basement Cat.
Aaaaah. Now ai can seez teh fambly resemblements aifinkso.
sum 1 nawt had hims coffee dis mornin
LOL!! Gud moarning, Zelkina!! Ai’m just off to bed!
♥♥
*plumpz pillowz
*tukz Janet up infloofy Cheezpeepz Map blankee
G’nite, Janet!!
Schmoooo!!
♥♥
Oh – thanks! LOL!! What happened?? itz been ober an hour since enewun wuz heer – an then suddenlee . . .
Remember taht taim – long ago – wehn ai wuz teh awnlee wun heer – an it wuz SOOOOO skeery! Odd, that. Wai shud that bee? An again – there yoo were to reskew mee.
An thanks fur teh tukin in an teh schmoooo. Maybee ai can reelee sleep nao!
Schmoooooo to yoo, too. Anna hug fur Richard, ov corse!!
An nite nite again.
I just gotted off werk. Will b heer fur a liddlol wyle, den off tu bed fur mii, tu.
nitey-nite, Janet.
Hiya, kween!! yoo beez in Ory -gone still? I nebber ben dare, butt my andy wuz dare 4 too yrs, so wii gotted 2 hear about it…
yup, wii b heer awl summer. So far it haz ben berry rainy. Iz spozed tu b desert heer, but it b lukking pritty green.
hmmm, my sonny sed dare’s a lotz ob berry’s out dare. an cherry’s and ebber udder froot, too. He wuz in teh Yoo-jean area.
Menee happee felicidtayshuns, lungdoc, awn yur nawt sekond!
Twas indeed a slo nite!
Happi dans fur yoo!
*Dans dans dans
Swoop, swoop, swoop, glyde, twirl
Dans dans dans
Twerl twerl twerl swoop glyde swoop*
*sit an think about going to bed!*
Nite awl – ai’m VERREE shur ai am teh laszt wun heer!
Goodnite JCH4K, adn thanx for teh elegant happi dans! Sleep well!
OK, YOU SKARE ME TU DEF! OKOKOK!
O my, yoo die frum teh skare, ‘sted ob teh cute!!!! nnooooooooeeeessss
Ohai kitkay! Ai wuz SHUR ai wuz teh awnlee wun her! But nao ai am off to bed – so nite nite to you!
sweeett dreems, R wunnerflol fren!
{{{{{janetcanhaswhutebbershewants}}}}}
cONGA ratz {{{{ lungdoc}}}}} but ai finkso iz miss taiken aidentistree.
I bleevso yur rite, LM. Teh orijinal HappiCat is some floofier tahn this pretteh (but indeed intimidatn) kitteh. Maybi this wun iz hiz slimmer cousin, NotSoHappiCat.
Concatulations Lungdoc. Da conga rats are dansin fur yu in der finyst frocks! Pleez tu haz da finest refreshments uf yur wishes an snacks!
Thnx 3km! (Sorri ai couldn’t answer earlier–was off at work in RL for a while) — Looks like a slow afternoon in Cheezland aifinkso! This was my nawt second nawt second, and probly only ever–just happened to be on at odd time when LOL popped up. Adn now it’s been up x over 2 hrs adn this is only commint #42. (Ah! Teh Answer!)
Oar maybe #43. Or #44. Our weapons are surprise, adn fear, adn ruthless efficiensee, adn nice red hats…
manee conga rats fur yur nawt-second nawt-second!
Der bee chocolate chip cookies, cheery chezecake, and champange fur eberyone!
O tang kew! *noms a cooky, nomnomnom*
LOLs seem to be coming up at funneh tymes todai aifinkso?
Cheezez ar akshullee awn PDT nd ai finkso dey du da wun dat wud be at 6pm urly so dey can goze tu dinur. So, heer sun iz obur da yardaarm nd we can awl has drinkeez ub choys. did ennywun bringz sum nomz? Ai fined sum kukkeez bhined da printur heer but we nedez maor fur feding ebreewunz.
Ai got heer sum applol strudols from teh bak shelf of teh fridge adn nice hot tea inna big Thermos fingy. Have attem!
Fiddlstix! Nao Ai gots to go bak to work. Has a good evening, everybodi!
itz aftur 5 heer tu, soz i will wheel in teh cart of teh hour of happee
it has mixies foar drinkies ob awl kiends, speshully da choklit martoonies.
an it habs teh meelks an treetsies foar teh kittehs too!
Ohai, {{{{Minerva}}}] ai luk at yur paje nd se yu has stewdint kitteh. dey can lurnz by ossmosis sitting awn da bukz. Fankz fur bringingz da nomz tudai. ai uze tu has tabbeh kitteh naim Minerva. she watez fur me at medo.
ohai {{{{ladymonde}}}}
fanks foar aksin about mai Shadow bebbeh!
shee’s mai studee buddee – wen she lieks a buk, she will snooze awn it, but she chues onna buks she donut liek! it halps tu hab her sort owt awl mai reeserch mateereals!
unforchunatlee, she is berry sik and we fink dat she may goe tu da medo befoar da brig sometiem sune. i tooked friesday orf frum werk to taek her tu da vetemernarean, an den staied hoem wifs her an now she is seepin onna pilloe next tu mai pooter soes i can werk nere her an she can see me an get cuddlols wen she wants tu.
((((((Shadow)))))) and (((((((minerva99))))))))
iz gud dat yu spend da tiem wit hur naow.
{{{{{{Minerva99 and Shadow}}}}}}
My own longfurred blak kitteh, also named Shadow, joins us cheezfriends purring beams of wishes of comfort to you & yours…
YIKES!
**runz, wif poofed-owt tayle, unner teh bed an hydez**
I just digged my fone owt uf da abyss, an seen I missed yur kall.
Yah, wuz gonna wish u happitayle erlee birfday!
Oh, an teh card iz gonna be layte. I nawt geddit inna mayle yet.
Sowwy.
Awww, dats okai. Ifinkso yu an mommakat bii da ownli wun gitten mii a card. Ususally I ownli gits wun frum mommakat. {{rhsb}} Thnx fur thinkin uf mii.
*hidez under blankee and peekz owt
***REMINDERZ***
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Az annownced yesturdai, der will be a Formula Lol motor race on the noon Pacific time (3pm EST, 8pm GMT) lol on Monday. Teh winner gets elebenty cheezburgerz. Teh ownli rooles aer dat goggies adn hoomins can’t dribe teh car, adn yu can’t stop at teh vet. Teh race track woz dezigned by Basement Cat when high on catnip, so eggspect awl kinds of weird and wunnerful things to happen. Well, maybe nawt wunnerful, but definitely weird.
I hazn’t seeinged dis b4.
*Grabz nownsmint adn runz tu post on Cryer.
eeeek! okay kitteh! i will gibs yu cronshee treets and gushifuds and yu can habs teh hole bed (ai will jes seep on da floor!)
Ok, ok, ok, wat ebber yu want.
Oanlee too creetchurrz
habz ‘T3h Eebil Iee Stayr’. Dis
creetchurr’z wun ubz dem
T3h uddurr creetchurr
wii cawllz ‘Mawm’! Eebil Iee Stayr
reememburrd 4 lyfe
Eebil Iee Kitteh
willz getz hurz way. No matturr
how beegz hurz Hewminz!
Jack.
*clappity, clappity*
Jack, u rawk!
Dis b true. Kit is twenny, and her says I kin still scare her wif teh “Ebil Mawm” look.
EEEEEEKK! Mai mawm is 87 and can still freeze mii at 10 paces wiv teh Mawm Stayr.
Ize Pet Tree Fide!
I’ve dealt with Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Tool, Rob Zombie, and Korn.
.
.
bring it punk, ya ain’t got nuttin’ that can scare me after that.
**hyzed behine Dan**
Yah, bringgit!
**wunderz if dis wuz sutch a guud eyedea aftur awl**
maybe so Dan…..
but did any of tehm have akksess to you while u slept??
Gud poynt! Poynti ends nebber sleep!
I sleep, tru. However, when I wake, it is often violently.
think about this one………….do you reeely wanna know.
hm, ackshully I think I DO know!
I would say: yes
… but, hopefully, not all of them at once?
Wy u finkso I wuz sekkund-gessin my desishun?
Ohai Dan! Speekin ob skeery..(dotz!) Howl deh als teh HS gradumaakshunz go fur yu? Oar meebe ai shudnt ask??? okaydenbyefurnaow, runz awai wif scamperz. =^1^=
aside from the desire to throttle every person I see chewing gum…..it’s okay.
GAWD I hate that stuff!!
Very close sekkund to coconutts. There’s nuthing grosser then steppin in it on a hot day in teh south. ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!
or kneelin’ in it, or crawlin’ in it, and let’s not even mention having to drag one’s body THROUGH it.
.
my hands clench into fists everytime I see a gum commercial.
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
kinda makes u think they’re halfway rite in Singapore…
imho, that punk got off light.
ai lubbs me sume gumm, on akkount ob ai hass teh lupus (stoopy wolfee) an it maykes my mouff REALLY dry. I choose it diskreetly, tho, more lyke sukking on it, sertinly knot chewing wiff my mouff opun.
remindz mee ov mai ole mafth teacher, Miss Smiff. She skeered eberyone. She waz aboud a hunred-elebendi years old an had dat look wen i forgotz mai hoemwurk, or da goggie nommed it. *sigh*
They lookz lieks bedrume ize to me
I wunnder iffen dis iz TMI!
dats wuld maik yoo a cowerd, i tink.
By teh math in dis lol, if kitteh is 10 pounds, then is tawkin to a 100 pound humin. Makes the lol strangely funnier.
that’s not far from what my little sister was at one time, and the Siamese female we had, had her completely cowed. Kitty would flat stalk her. but I was her preferred hooman warming pad. If there was a horizontal plane made up of…..well, me, it belonged to Kitty.
this is to say nothing about any gym bags, laundry-clean or……not so clean, chest-of-drawers, etc.
it’s teh kittehs howse, the hoomins just lib ther. an pay teh morgage.
When I was a gradeschool kidlet, we had a black kitteh who terrorized younger brother and me. He would hide up in the tree overhanging the sidewalk where we waited for carpool to school, and try to drop onto our heads. I think he’d seen too many jungle movies. Only time he got his just deserts was when he tried to raid a mockingbird’s nest and the parents beat him up– chased him half a block. Ah, payback!
Clarifying: _mockingbird_ parents chased kitteh, not my parents. _My_ parents seemed not to recognize what a nasty horrid little beast the kitteh was. But the mockingbirds knew…
Clarifying again. Kitteh would hide in the tree, not younger brother. Mai pronouns with confusing antecedents, let me show you them.
my parents’ late kitteh douglas wuld lay still an let teh mokkingburds attak him, tehn SNAP! wun less mokkingburd in teh wurld.
Oyesh! Owr old kitteh Pinky did sorta like taht; provoke teh robins, gettem chasing him, run away just slow enough taht teh robin could catch up, then FLIP! teh kitty would seem to jump over his own left shoulder, backflippish, adn catch teh robin in teh air!
Aifinkso taht was teh move the “jumping cat” kitteh in teh video the other week was doing–must be a natural kitteh hunting trikk. But too gruesom to watch, adn our kittehs stay indoors now.
fangs 4 frenifying mii, LD! an yore nyse messij!
o yeeah…doze mokking burd parents R teh vishus win it comes 2 proteckifying dare birdlets! Last year a famibly movved in behind R haus, denn ebbery thyme wii wint out on teh patio, dey wood cume and dyve bomm R heds! WTHeck, ii fote! Found out dey had bilded dem a nest in a wandering joo plant hanging frum the patio cobber! After teh birdies grew up and floo away, dey abandined teh nest, and I took down teh plant, and saw teh nest. COol!
Tohse mokkingburds has a lot of personalitee. Wehn ai was a medical stoodint (LAWNG tyme ago) tehre waz a mokkingburd taht lived in teh tree just owtside our big audditorryroom, adn he learned waht teh med-stoodints’ paging-beepers sounded liek—adn whenever abowt six or eight white-coat students would walk under his tree, he would make teh “beeper” noyse himself, adn everybody would scramble arownd patting theyr pokkets, adn teh birdie would laff adn laff, aifinkso. Taht was long befoar cellphones came–he’s prolly learning all teh ring-tones now, or else his great-grandbirdies are doing it in his place…
Ohai cweenmj! How was teh work tonite?
Fingz wuz berry kwiet tuday. Wii hadda liddlol party fur deh bossez dotter… she turninged 17. Hur b a gud kid.
Good moarnin o cween!!!
Oh Hai, AC!! Must b bowt 6 am dere?? iz midnitez heere.
*Handz AC a freshly brewed cuppa kawfee.
Fanks berry much! *sip sip * Aah! Das gut! ‘saxshoeallee 10a.m. heer, butt (!) teh kawfee ees welcome noon teh less.
*sipz nite cap.
I finso i b goingz tu bed noaw.
‘Nite, AC.
{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}
yeah, iffn dare’s won fing dose mokkingburds nose, it’s mokking. Dey knot has dare own sawng (so ai herd), but sings whut dey here.
“It’s a sin to kill a mokkingburd” issa kwote frum whut book?
Ai’v only seen it in teh Harper Lee book of same name; did it originate sometime prior to that? Any English majors still online this morning?
Well, Ai’m going to go get some sleeps now, Ai hoap. Goodnite to kitkay adn teh Cween, adn good day to AfriCat, adn we’ll see everybodi tomorrow or later todai or sometyme!
G’nite, LD!! Sleepz well.
{{{LD}}}
yoo is rite. I gotted a grad degree in literachur, butt is cherman lit. issa silly kweshun. lyke win ai ax peeplol “dew yoo know how lawng teh 30 yrs war was” (in yoo-rope)
funny, ai bin finking bout dat book lately. and hoo “mokking burd” wuz in teh storee. NE guesses? Boo Ridley, aifinkso NE way.
hee wuz teh quiet, mysterious nay-bore ob teh Finch family. Teh kiddlols were afrayd ob hymn–bleevd roomores—an founded out hee wuz juss a shy, but nyse gui. He left liddlol “gifts” in a hollow tree. Harmless lyke a mokkingburd. So dey say.
ai nose ai is juss tawking 2 myselff rite now. Akchewally, ai aposted 2 B riting a reebew 4 amazon ’bout a book cauld “Also Known as Harper”. I gotted an advance copee, an ai hassto rite reebews if ai wanna keep gitting teh free bks frum teh Amayzon. Ai knot hass a RL, onlee reeding novels, riting, an bisiting wiff cheez peeps. Teh last won is more lyke a RL, tho. At leest dey tawks bakk 2 me.
(ebben win ai bee so anoyying?) Srry ’bout teh lekchure.
Klass dismist.
Yu nawt bee a noyying! Tiz innerstin stuffs! Ai dint kno dat Amayzon had a norganyzed bunch of reviewerz; figured taht peeplz just wroat as teh mood struck tehm. Makes sense to does it moar mefodicalee, now taht ai ponderz it, yesh. Speshalee to get teh bawl rollin on new bks taht us civiliams hannot seen yet. Keep up teh good work!
(Oh–adn abowt teh joke question–sorri ai mist teh gist! Az yu see, this communicashum medium hazza disadvantage in transmitting irony, aifinkso! We miss teh timing adn teh tone ov voice. Lolspeak, oddly, seems to help a little–but nawt alwayz enough!
Aifinkso taht is prolly rite. All tohse birds are prettih to listen to inna early mornin when sun iz just coming up–but it’s a good fing we can’t speak birdspeech, or we’d prolly get scandalized by teh subject matter– All tohse little bois yellin at each other to get owta town or chatting up teh ladies at teh top of theyre littol voyses– yesh?
Oi yu! Diss is mai tree! Goe awai! (polite M-burd)
ohai, AC!
*pats teh nyce tree*
Ohai Kitkay!
Oar a hunnerd pownd goggeh.
Dis kitteh mai bi 1/10 syze, but she haz teef and claws n noes how 2 uze them!
Wen teh gud kittehz go bad…
Wutcha gonna du wen dey come fur yew kitteh!?
ohai, Hashim! good to see you- hoap all is well with you n yr kittehs.
Ohai mary! iz doing fine, but teh simba cat haz a bad case ob teh itchez :s
Hai Hashim! Reelee gid to see yoo again! Yoo ar grately mist heer! An noos ov simba, too!
An thanks {{{{{Hashim}}}} fur teh happi burfday wishes!
Ohai janet!
It’s gud to be back
And you’re welcome for the birthday wishes
Hashim!
{{{{{Hashim}}}}}
It is gud tu see yoo!
Ohai melonyx!
its gud to see you too!
Hashim!! {{{{Hashim}}}
Wii haz missinged u! Peepz haz ben asking mii, whair iz Hashim? I telling dem, Hashim b hazzing a Reel Life, Ifinkso.
Duz ur skool haz a summer vaycayshun?
Ohai cweenmj!
I be habbin my vacashuns nowadays, though there are power outages after every hour so I can’t get much time on teh pc
Aifinkso tey kitteh luks sleeepie. Berry sleeepie! Oh wayt! Dats mi gettin berry sweeeepie. Ai finks him iz hipnolitizing mi. Oooohhh shiney. (yaaawwnn)
knighty-night, lm…..
O.O i iz afraid… very very afraid. remindz me of my kitteh on a bad day.
Pete Townshend cat
Lookz likez my doktor when he tellaz me to cut bak on cheezbrgrs. He scarees me! Donut like him. Likez my cheezbrgrs, likez my cheezbrgrs…
I r mama kitteh in mai plais. Kitteh tries luk, ai luks bak. I r GOOD at lukings bak. Hims be haiding lawts yesterdais kos he bits me an ai gibs him luk.
No, not really scared because it looks like my Henry, and Henry would be purring if he was looking at you like that.
In basement….
….noone to heer u skreem.
Looks to be a Korat cat
This is my cat Tobias. He is definately Korat, but not pure bred. He is solid grey, but it’s broken slighty by a few faint specks of white on his back. Other than that, he’s built like a Korat and has the standard Korat personality. Very nice cat, we love him a lot. Great poser for the camera too!
Hell yes, I’m scared! I’m a vet tech and I’m way more afraid of an angry/scared cat than I am of the biggest pit bull you’ve ever seen!
who says small can be scary?
This is my cat Tobias! I am so happy he made the homepage! Thank you for using my photo!
I <3 LOLcats!
WOW how old iz thiz photo i will never see again!!!!!!!!!