
George, call the exterminator – we seem to have zombies in the backyard again!
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George, call the exterminator – we seem to have zombies in the backyard again!
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: KamikazeKatze via Advanced Lol Builder
Sillee burd, dat’s a kitteh!
And a CC on tawp of that! No danjur to a burdee!
Conga-rats, annipuss, lemme offer u some German apple pie wif whippee cream and vanilla ice. And some nice strong black cawfee! *pours big mug wif pickshure of Munich tram awn*
Thx Upfi – u noe me 2 well!
Moarning awl!! Conga ratz dressed in Lederhosen & Dirndlz to match Upf’s PI an cawfee ar nao dansing fur yoo, Annipusss! Itz kinda noizee, wif awl teh stomping an slapping ov teh nees an teh peeple shouting – mite waek ebreewun else up!!
An AI wud laik sum ov the German applol Pi wif awl teh whippe creem an ice awn it – AND teh yummee cawfee. Tho ai think ai’ll put sum ov teh creem innit, too!
Nuthing laik sharing kawfee in teh morning wif frenz!
HEY! I wuz tryin’ to sleep over here!!! Keep it down!!
Hehe…good mornin’ cheezes and contrapulashins Anni!!!
*Yawns, stretches, rubs aiees.
“What’s all taht noise? Sounds like folk dans dans dans? Can’t a girl get hur (much-needed) byootee sleep around this place?”
Ohai! Upfi, you angel, I reellee need some uv that coffee. Kthx. Congratz, Anni. Morning, JCH4K.
I can has Schwartzwalder Kirsch Torte bitte?
*gasp* Yu sprekken Doytch! *swoons*
“I’m usually not partial to desserts, but this is very good…”
Jawohl frau James.
Wii naw retrn U 2 UR Regularlee shedulded LOLSpeek programz.
*ahem* it’s “Fraulein”, akchully – juss sayin, nawt hintin or enneefink!
Don’t hit me, but I thought you were in your late 20s? It’s polite to use frau regardless of marital status when addressing someone you’re not related to and who’s over 25 AIUI. That might reflect on my spending most of my time thereabouts in the Rheinland, Bavaria and Austria though?
And I STILL want to heer about THAT wunovthezedays!!
“late 20′s” Paws4Thot yu is most trooly a jennulmun! Bless yu!
We wassunt tort taht distinkshun wen Ai wus faylin mai Jermun O’lebel – juss “Frau” is marrijed and “Fraulein” in un-marrijed. But Ai can sai “mai leg is prolly borked” in Jermun – very yooseful!
“it ain’t broke, get in the damn truck!”
yah, translate THAT into jermun!!!
bwahahahaha
Congratshuulashuns!
Thx Lindy!
Conga ratz Anni! Hoap yur havin naice wevver an a lubberlee day!
It iz fyne at teh momint, but teh wevver purrsun sed we wull haz thunnersormz latur. DO NAWT WANT!
conga rats, anni!
*helps self two pii*
nomnomnomnomnomyummee
Teh wevvur pussons sez wii haz rayn naw; haz beed sunny sins 6:00 local (messaj tymd @ 14:19).
Thx fur awl teh congrats. Ai haz 2 go owt naow – an hoep 2 be hoem agane b4 teh thunner an litenin! TTFN!
Conga rats to Annipuss! Hoep yu donut mynd if Ai hang tihs heer? Just to be remyndifyn peeps abowt teh Rayse fur Lyf wot SJ an Tidmum (an TehAngstyWun) an me is awl doin. We is doin tihs in Joolye, so tehre is steel tym to sponsor us, if yu has teh spayr munnees, or post yur werds ob encurijment awn teh TounCryer luk fur teh 3Racey Gurls post!). Cloes up to gaps to maek teh linkees werk
Me an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum (anTehAngstyWun) – an mebbe odder Brit gurlie cheezpeeps – is awl taykin part in teh Race for Life. Is a 5km run/walk/stagger in ayd ob Cancer Research UK an is a Wimmin Oenlee sponsord fingy.
To sponsor me (Ambercat), plees to go heer
w w w.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
To sponsor SJ, plees to go heer
w w w.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sarahfahy
An to sponsor Tidmum, plees to go heer
w w w.raceforlifesponsorme.org/clairewhite16
Yu donut has to sponsor awl ob us – hek, yu donut has to sponsor enny ob us! Yur kynd thorts an gud wishis is enuff, tho munnees will halp to canser reserch bedderer!
Oh, ai haz a prowd of u awl!! Way to go! Ai bet de conga rats will meet u at de finish line!
And ai went to sit on Cheeztown Cryer- and ai did sponsor U and Tidmum- wuz eezy!
schmoos to yu!
May ai add to this tath this iz a moast werthy cause.
An it duzn’t hav to be much taht yoo giv. Ebree littlol bit will halp.
An if yu has no spayr munnees (an hevven knose hao lidl spayr munnees tehre is juss nao!) plees to put chere us awn – an chere us oop – ober awn teh “3 Racey Gurls” post awn CheezTownCryer. Ai is finking speshully ob SJ, hoo canute get to ICHC verree orften, an mite miss commets heer, an TehAngstyWun, hoo is havvin teh teenayj angst an teh “Noebuddy lubs me” an teh “Ai’s nawt verree gud at stuffs” an teh Gloom. Akchully, she is VERREE gud at lawts ob stuff, lyk fotomagograffy an skaytbordin and throwin a strop an maykin fayree caeks, but it neber herts to tell a teen tehy is a Nyse Persun an prayse tehm fur doin Teh Gud Werks!
Well dun all of yous! Is great what yu is doin. Cant sponsor more coz haz alredy sponsored dawter for same fing. She did it as part of training for TTI 10k race in July -all my girls is running to remember thir gran who died of cancer in December – they is runing for St Thomas’ Hospital. Gud luk to yu all!
Sure looks like a zombie to me.
Oooh get da shotgun!!
Cal u kill a zombie dedd? Ai thort dey wuz awlreddee dedd but wudn’t lye doun!
yoo has to destroy tehr brayn!
iz jus zombee rooles!
Ai’m nawt shur WHAT teh rools ar. But ai just red in mai laytest Neil Gaiman buk that zombiez arnt reelee ded. They awnlee THINK they ar ded.
Ai, purrrrsonallee, hav nebber known wun, so ai cant say fur shur!
So…they’re only “mostly” ded?!?!
oar teh krikitt bat
tohse krikkit bats can e leeful!
Brayyynzzz!
“lukk owt, mate, ai fink she likes yoo”
Ohai! {{{cheez-peeps}}}
I thought I would drop in and visit the neighbors. I brought toikey sammiches, cheez puffs, and catnip for all.
*sets out abundant refreshments*
Nobody wants ‘freshments? *does a sad*
Oh no!!! Sidhe Cat!! I (speaking your language
PLEASE don’t be sad!! I don’t know what can have happened! Normally, lots of people would be here munching and saying “thanks.”
Tell you what! Since it is so early – the very early post here is always slow – I’m bringing your toikey sammiches, cheez puffs and catnip over to the 9:00 EST LOL – but it’s a little late there too. Most people come when it’s first up – and then – sometimes – the numbers dwindle.
But I thank you VERY much for your thoughtfulness {{{{{Sidhe Cat}}}}} and PLEASE feel free to come and visit any time you want! You are always most welcome!!
*Upfi crawls slowly into the thread*
*spots the sammiches*
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Fank u, Sidhe Cat! *squeeze wif feeler*
Fank u sew much Sidhe Cat! ai wuz a liddlol lait but ai hoap tehres sum toikey sammiches left!
mmm, turkee sammiches *noms*
fankees fur teh freshmints! heer in cheezland, tehr is no such fing as “spoilage”.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Well, nowun b awn butt…..
Sum peepz prolly remembers awiil ago wen I posted teh storee abowt The Traveler (awn meh blog) nda sum peepz sed dey wantid tew reed moar. Ai finally gottid arownd tew typing another part-meh pooter told me eet waz 298 wurds- nda haz eet up awn meh blog! Clikee m eh naem tew seeink eet!
ai like it, PC!
EEk! You left us hanging! when’s teh net installment?
“Hey George! Teh nayburs’ kitteh wuz inna bar fite agin!!!”
zombie cat can has brains?!?
yup, yurs!
BRAINS, BRAINS AAAAAAUGGGGGHHH.
Hi 5-eagles! *squeeze*
Tehy hunger!
I still remember the original caption. It’s one of my all time favourites =D
It goes something like this:
“openopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopen
openopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopen
openopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopen”
*snerk*
heer it iz
MMmmmmmm..
Burd branes!!
Hey Leeza! Take a look at this!…
that’s awfull!!!!!!
*HEDBATS*
Reminds me of monkey paws…
Oh Maus! Dat’s horribubblol. Yuck. Do nawt want. Eeewww!
NO makeing joolrey out of teh rodints!!!
Mabbeh ai can has bukmark wif real mouse eers awn, yesh?
Did u eva has teh feelin u wuz bein wach’d? Liek teh i’z of big, skerree fing b apawn u?
PEOPLE! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
N so, habin re-re-dispozd ov teh monstr, egg sit ar heero
Mmm…heeroz…NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM…
Plane whyte kitteh hazza envious ob de budgies coloful ploomij. Kitteh wants the ploomij teh wey Gollum wants his precious.
lolololol I like!
Luuk owt Parrothead! Itz rite beehyde u!!!!
Jawbba Floof Kitteh
feenkz Prittee Burd purr~tinint
2 himz interestz
Jawbba Kitteh needz
sneekee way 2 getz cloassurr
2 himz awnjekktivv
Jawbba Kitteh needz
henchmenz andz minnyunz 2 haplz
akkwyre himz foarchoonz
Jack.
purrfick as yooshyooal, jack!
*clappiteeclappitee*
Kitteh: EXTREME WANT
omg, that cat is going to give me nightmares now!
lolz but not reely
thats 2 funny… the dont make pics like that anymore
XD tat r so funy!
im bored and there is nothing to talk about
george, di yew foget to plant melon-pults agen??!!??
It’s the cat version of Uncle Fester !
i love you anna taylor hope this helps your day better