Comments on: Don’t let the

By: Emme Lily

Emme Lily — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:09:19 +0000

I love it, but mostly because I love hearts on things. Check out my website and see what I mean!

By: Noobeh

Noobeh — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:04:47 +0000

Muh hart – u haz it kitteh. An ai lurvs ur little 3-point noze!

By: c0nzo

c0nzo — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:13:36 +0000

hitler mustache ftw

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:51:40 +0000

ai wants tu lern bawlruum dancin, but nawt mai hubbeh. sew ai wayts til Plasticat be a liddlol owlder, den mayk him goe wif mii! teh gyrls will liek a boi wut can dans, aifinkso!!

By: DarthMommy

DarthMommy — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:33:14 +0000

*gigglol* Yup, ai lubs poetree. “America is west, and the wind blowing.” Wun ob mai all-time faybrit lines.

By: judson

judson — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:12:42 +0000

Darthmommy, I am please to see that there are others who have at leest a passing familiarity wiff Amurcan poetry. I doan fink dey teeches it anymoar. If I say “he who touches a hair of yon grey hed, dies like a dawg…” I git blank looks in return (too bad, it’s a grate line an I hab a grey hed).

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:03:40 +0000

doan worree judson! silly werdpress uses da saem innerweb tubes dat suck teh left sockies into limbo an gibs wyrhangrs a plase to gets togevther and make baby wyrhangrs.

it happns tu awl of us at one tiem oar anover

By: DarthMommy

DarthMommy — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:03:25 +0000

Oh, oops ai nawt seed dis wen ai replyed beloh.

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:01:21 +0000

i kan do da flewrs! i haz a lawn full ob da dandeelyens!

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:00:07 +0000

oh, yu shud go!!! is berry fun!

when i was a kitten i tooked lessens at da lolcal communitee coledge and had a fantastibabilous tiem! itz alwso great foar de exemercizes.

an yu knoe wat? dere was bois dere whu didn’t hab girlz to come tu da class wifs!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:55:40 +0000

Merember tehre iz moar tahn nawt two ways to look at marrajes sometymes; some marragjes aifinkso be maed in Ceeling, becaws CC wants tehre to bi two mizerable peeps instead of four, yesh?

By: DarthMommy

DarthMommy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:55:22 +0000

“It is bitter–bitter,” he answered/But I like it …

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:54:19 +0000

Nope, nawt yet.

I’m tryin to mayk me has 3 lolidayz awf WIF NO PAYIN! Grrrrr….

I’m to say I voated foar him. At teh tyem him wuz teh lessur of teh two ebils.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:51:29 +0000

Iknowso shii lub’d yu bunches an bunches. Her made dat heart shape just fur yu.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:47:21 +0000

I rote Mr. Steve an hii said yu kuld hab da dai owf tu go shoppin wif mii. Did hyme cawl yu yet?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:46:37 +0000

Nope.

Wut holiday iz u tawlkin abowt?

By: judson

judson — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:43:46 +0000

How the heck did dis end up here? WP! DANG YEW TO HECK!!
It wus suspossed to be down thred above the Jack Deff poem.

By: DarthMommy

DarthMommy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:42:47 +0000

Sigh. Mai bloo haz nebber werked.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:42:21 +0000

Sorri, didn’t mean tu pull it hard. Just wanted tu sai hi. Iz yu awf Mundai?

By: judson

judson — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:41:58 +0000

Sawy if that ref wuz too obscure, here’s the entire poem:

IN THE DESERT

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said: “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter-bitter,” he answered;
“But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart.”

— Stephen Crane

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:40:24 +0000

Syde hawrt Cow Kitteh
duz wutz hurs wawntz andz trabbillz
hurz own paff aloan.

Nawtz reelee aloan.
Hurz habz Hewminz 2 admyrez
hurz Missuz Peel kule.

Syde hawrt Cow Kitteh
habz a Banditt Massk ‘cuz hurz
lykes 2 ‘borrowz’ feengz

Jack.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:38:17 +0000

Oh an google Arthur Murry Danse studios, maibii der bii wun near yu!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:37:31 +0000

Oh BOM, dat iz great dat yu an yur hubbi want tu try new stuffs tugether! Wish my hubbi kat had innerest in sumfin otter den tawlkin bout wurk.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:34:39 +0000

O, adn ai saw a gud bumpur-stikkur yesturday fur teh NPT typs…
Doze hoo has abandond deyr dreems will diskurrij u frum acheebing urs.

By: judson

judson — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:33:39 +0000

“because it is bitter, and because it is my heart..”

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:30:47 +0000

Zelinka, ur bloo mae taek a liddlol while foer da WP tu werks. Problee need tu refresh in about 10 mimmutes. Den (claws crossed) U weel be bloo.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:30:30 +0000

OW!

Hay! Wut wuz dat foar?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:30:05 +0000

Oh fanks, zelkina!

Nomnomnomnom…

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:29:19 +0000

Yeah, datz a bettur deskripshun. Ai noo Columbo wuzznt teh ryt peeriud, but ai'm nawt a film buff so kuddn't fink ob a bettur refrinse (tho Bogiee caym tu mynd afferwurd ... did he du sumfin lyk dat tu?). Aneeway, if u wants tu see fur urseff, heerz wun ob his commints awn teh current fayl.

By: judson

judson — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:29:18 +0000

Sham Shpade? -”The shoo skeeked lyke a Florshein knockorf, Sham turned an drew, his rosco barked twice and den dere wus the unmistaekable sound ob a body hitting the floor…”

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:29:03 +0000

Akshulee, dere's a few songs wif dat in teh lyriks. Dere's Dis bershun by Nazareth. Dere's also Dis bershun by Incubus. Oh, and dere's Love Stinks by J Geils.

By: judson

judson — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:26:47 +0000

Princess Bryde ref FTW!!

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:25:38 +0000

Goe, tel da bf dat eet doen hurtz tu tri eet. Iffn he doen lik eet den atless U tryed eet.
Mi husby an ai keep tryin tu fin a playce tu lern da balrum dansin.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:23:21 +0000

Datz wun ob teh wuns frum FB. Nawt reely fits teh mold, tho.
Aifink moar klooliss den mallishus. Hard tu tell.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:15:41 +0000

Oefanks fur teh cookie. Tis nomolicious.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:15:16 +0000

Caek inna breakrum.

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:13:41 +0000

ai hassa awlways fancies learnin tew dew latin dancin, maiselfs….ai has nawt told n e 1 dis as ai finkies mai bf will has a laff at me….but dere issa danc club at teh church nawt far frum me…ai will maybe wun day get teh currage tew goe…

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:13:20 +0000

Iz sumfing wii al goez frew.

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:11:54 +0000

isnt der a song wid does lyrics inna it? ai wanna make a Mister Jones reference, but a dont thinkie its him…an last time ai dids tat, sum 1 threw reds panties awn teh stage…stangehand dan want pleased!

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:10:53 +0000

OOWW a aranjded mawage. Diz be berri fun aifinksew runstulukforeskrwllmaragedress.

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:10:37 +0000

ohai red…ai pollyguys fer bein a rude an nawt offerin mai sillybrashun cookies an hawt choklit..here!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:07:34 +0000

*Runs thru an yanks red’s tyle*

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:06:22 +0000

i has replied again bom…oh teh hooge manitee with mai confusions!

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:06:13 +0000

Photo shopped LOL.

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:04:48 +0000

silly skwrlly grl! doesnt noe wats gud foar her! wee can jes stick her inna nawty barn till awl da plans be maded!

By: minerva99

minerva99 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:03:19 +0000

oooooh!!! oar mebbe sam spade? i lubs da dashiel hammett storees!

i lubs da thin man mobies too! nick charles is mai dreem hubbie!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:03:14 +0000

luv hurts

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:02:30 +0000

Chizel nawt hb teh markings…but hims has clawed a sorta heart shape in teh backs ob mai hand over time …dis mean he luves me?

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:01:24 +0000

ai wants dat sticker. ai saw wun once that sed “if its got tyres or testicles its gonna gib u trubble!”

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:56:24 +0000

Josie had a brown an blak spot awn hur sholdur dat wuz hart-shaped.

I finkso hur relee lubbed me, too.