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dats wai mai heart is black
Congrats! U did it!!!!
ai has a happee nao!
Teh nawt sekund nawt sekund iz berry speshul!
nawt dat ai was waitin wid mai finger poised ober de mousie buttons oar nuffin…….*whistles*
we awl haz a happee fur yu! i bemember mai nawt sekund nawt sekund. it feels like…
…victory!
happeehappeedansedansedanse foar zelkina!
tankies minerva! ai feels like dansin up and down teh fred! Fred mite nawt approve tho…
doan worree! it’s your fred and you can danse ifn yu wants tu!!!
what kind ob dansin you likes bestest? ai wants to learn da belleh dansin! (i gots plenty ob belleh to shake!!)
wigglolwigglolwigglol
spinspinspinspin
wigglolwigglolwigglol
spinspinspinspin…
CRASH!!!
okay… i jes lays down heer foar a little while…
*Hands minerva a chokolite martooni* Here, sip dis an relax. Ifinkso yu mite haz a bruise tumarrow.
oh, fanks yu!
*slurrrrrp! slurrrrrp! slurrrrrp!*
ai hassa awlways fancies learnin tew dew latin dancin, maiselfs….ai has nawt told n e 1 dis as ai finkies mai bf will has a laff at me….but dere issa danc club at teh church nawt far frum me…ai will maybe wun day get teh currage tew goe…
Goe, tel da bf dat eet doen hurtz tu tri eet. Iffn he doen lik eet den atless U tryed eet.
Mi husby an ai keep tryin tu fin a playce tu lern da balrum dansin.
Oh BOM, dat iz great dat yu an yur hubbi want tu try new stuffs tugether! Wish my hubbi kat had innerest in sumfin otter den tawlkin bout wurk.
Oh an google Arthur Murry Danse studios, maibii der bii wun near yu!
ai wants tu lern bawlruum dancin, but nawt mai hubbeh. sew ai wayts til Plasticat be a liddlol owlder, den mayk him goe wif mii! teh gyrls will liek a boi wut can dans, aifinkso!!
oh, yu shud go!!! is berry fun!
when i was a kitten i tooked lessens at da lolcal communitee coledge and had a fantastibabilous tiem! itz alwso great foar de exemercizes.
an yu knoe wat? dere was bois dere whu didn’t hab girlz to come tu da class wifs!
YAY! Yu leadin da pak zelkina!!
*sings* leader of de pack vrooom vrooom!
*dans-leedurobtehpak-dansdans-wootfurstestebber-dans*
Yay! Gud tu see u mayd it tu teh tawp spawt!
teh efforts was wurth its! an teh chocolate downfred!
Yea fore ur Nawt Sekkond. (ai lebbed U a messege onna profile). Ai haz Hot choklit fore da drinkees and shortbreed cukkeez fore da sillybrashunz.
oooh tew ob mai faborite fings! *munchie munchie slurpie slurpie* shortbred goes sew crumblee sumtimes lolz!
Fore da dunkin, iz da bestes. Ai lubbs da shortbreed kukkees, nawt want da shortbreedz dough. Ai aksew lik da budder kukkeez.
mmmm ai lub danish budder cookies…ai can only gets dem round xmas down here in southern tti!
Congo rats Zelkina! Ai bringz sum rum fur teh hawt chokklit. Makez hot mudslides (laharz??).
congo rats? is dey like teh conga rats mutations from a few lolz back? here, hab a cookie frum Bom…she brings berry gud cookies! *hands cookie to coyoteman*
Oefanks fur teh cookie. Tis nomolicious.
Ohyay fur yr nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! *patz zelkina awn teh bakk*
tankies darth mommy. hab a shortbred cookie Bom brough fer sillybrashuns?
Fankyoo! Ai lubz shortbred kuukies!
Iz juss a mark – duzn’t meen ennifing
oar dus it? cud u b readin tew much intew it, or nawt enuff?
I NAWT heart yu ennimore!
Neggest iz da pointee endz – goe wae.
Ownli gushifud treets kan save yu now!
cum 1 step closer an u will kno wat a vampyre bite feels like, ai has teh fangs, ai is being generous tew warn yew
Ohhhhh Noooooess! Ai iz hart-borkken..:( Oeh deer!
Luuks can be deseebing. (but den, so can kittehs…)
Hay AP, deed U notic dat da FB peepz haz da boi skwrll? Maebe wii cud maek da royell marij between da too societeez an haz fureber peeze?
lolz! a marrij! a marrij! fur peas fer awl!
Ai dunno…. Aifinkso wud bee a marrij maed in baesment.
Merember tehre iz moar tahn nawt two ways to look at marrajes sometymes; some marragjes aifinkso be maed in Ceeling, becaws CC wants tehre to bi two mizerable peeps instead of four, yesh?
MAWAGE!!!
mawagh is wat bwings us togevver today!
Yeah, hims naym is Skwerlly Bob.
Teh ideea ob matchin dem togebber wuz rayzd wen she wuz ober der, but aifink she sed sumfin lyk “ai’ll mayk mai own choyses, kthxbai.” Silly skwrll!
silly skwrlly grl! doesnt noe wats gud foar her! wee can jes stick her inna nawty barn till awl da plans be maded!
OOWW a aranjded mawage. Diz be berri fun aifinksew runstulukforeskrwllmaragedress.
i kan do da flewrs! i haz a lawn full ob da dandeelyens!
Princess Bryde ref FTW!!
wait! nawt sekund wee must noes if da boi skwrll hbs da huge…
..um..
traks of land!
(why, what were yu finking i wuz gonna say?!?!?!)
Hims abatar wares teh fansee fedoara adn trenchkoat…
perhaps him skwrll royalty?
Akshullee luks moar lyk gumshoo detektib. (Columbo wiff a hat?)
oooooh!!! oar mebbe sam spade? i lubs da dashiel hammett storees!
i lubs da thin man mobies too! nick charles is mai dreem hubbie!
Sham Shpade? -”The shoo skeeked lyke a Florshein knockorf, Sham turned an drew, his rosco barked twice and den dere wus the unmistaekable sound ob a body hitting the floor…”
Yeah, datz a bettur deskripshun. Ai noo Columbo wuzznt teh ryt peeriud, but ai’m nawt a film buff so kuddn’t fink ob a bettur refrinse (tho Bogiee caym tu mynd afferwurd … did he du sumfin lyk dat tu?).
Aneeway, if u wants tu see fur urseff, heerz wun ob his commints awn teh current fayl.
Sawy if that ref wuz too obscure, here’s the entire poem:
IN THE DESERT
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said: “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter-bitter,” he answered;
“But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart.”
— Stephen Crane
How the heck did dis end up here? WP! DANG YEW TO HECK!!
It wus suspossed to be down thred above the Jack Deff poem.
Oh, oops ai nawt seed dis wen ai replyed beloh.
doan worree judson! silly werdpress uses da saem innerweb tubes dat suck teh left sockies into limbo an gibs wyrhangrs a plase to gets togevther and make baby wyrhangrs.
it happns tu awl of us at one tiem oar anover
oh ai has replied tew ur message, bom…ai nawt sure where dat bit be!
Ai fink ai gibbed U da linkeez, Aihopeez. Let mi noe!
i has replied again bom…oh teh hooge manitee with mai confusions!
Iz sumfing wii al goez frew.
Altho ai might chanj mai mind iffen u gibs mee a kitteh treet.
Gimme teh snorgle snorkel, I wanna snorgle dat spot!
Ohai, Red! Ai noo u wuddnt be aybul tu rezist dat floof!
Howz teh hedd feelin?
Ohai, AP!
No hedayk rite now, fank CC. Fanks foar axkin.
*Runs thru an yanks red’s tyle*
OW!
Hay! Wut wuz dat foar?
Sorri, didn’t mean tu pull it hard. Just wanted tu sai hi. Iz yu awf Mundai?
Nope.
Wut holiday iz u tawlkin abowt?
I rote Mr. Steve an hii said yu kuld hab da dai owf tu go shoppin wif mii.
Did hyme cawl yu yet?
Nope, nawt yet.
I’m tryin to mayk me has 3 lolidayz awf WIF NO PAYIN! Grrrrr….
I’m
to say I voated foar him. At teh tyem him wuz teh lessur of teh two ebils.
ohai red…ai pollyguys fer bein a rude an nawt offerin mai sillybrashun cookies an hawt choklit..here!
Oh fanks, zelkina!
Nomnomnomnom…
ha ha i luv dis pic!
my shiro-kitteh haz two dark spots taht wehn him iz laying curled up make a hart. but him reely duz lubs me! ♥
Josie had a brown an blak spot awn hur sholdur dat wuz hart-shaped.
I finkso hur relee lubbed me, too.
Chizel nawt hb teh markings…but hims has clawed a sorta heart shape in teh backs ob mai hand over time …dis mean he luves me?
luv hurts
isnt der a song wid does lyrics inna it? ai wanna make a Mister Jones reference, but a dont thinkie its him…an last time ai dids tat, sum 1 threw reds panties awn teh stage…stangehand dan want pleased!
Akshulee, dere’s a few songs wif dat in teh lyriks.
Dere’s Dis bershun by Nazareth.
Dere’s also Dis bershun by Incubus.
Oh, and dere’s Love Stinks by J Geils.
Iknowso shii lub’d yu bunches an bunches. Her made dat heart shape just fur yu.
ha, i seed teh bestest “bad attitood” bumper stikker in teh whirld at teh groshree store today. sed, “i’d tell you to go to he*l, but i work there and i’d hate to have to see you every day.”
ai wants dat sticker. ai saw wun once that sed “if its got tyres or testicles its gonna gib u trubble!”
Caek inna breakrum.
Datz wun ob teh wuns frum FB. Nawt reely fits teh mold, tho.
Aifink moar klooliss den mallishus. Hard tu tell.
Zelinka, ur bloo mae taek a liddlol while foer da WP tu werks. Problee need tu refresh in about 10 mimmutes. Den (claws crossed) U weel be bloo.
O, adn ai saw a gud bumpur-stikkur yesturday fur teh NPT typs…
Doze hoo has abandond deyr dreems will diskurrij u frum acheebing urs.
Sigh. Mai bloo haz nebber werked.
Photo shopped LOL.
“because it is bitter, and because it is my heart..”
“It is bitter–bitter,” he answered/But I like it …
Darthmommy, I am please to see that there are others who have at leest a passing familiarity wiff Amurcan poetry. I doan fink dey teeches it anymoar. If I say “he who touches a hair of yon grey hed, dies like a dawg…” I git blank looks in return (too bad, it’s a grate line an I hab a grey hed).
*gigglol* Yup, ai lubs poetree. “America is west, and the wind blowing.” Wun ob mai all-time faybrit lines.
Syde hawrt Cow Kitteh
duz wutz hurs wawntz andz trabbillz
hurz own paff aloan.
Nawtz reelee aloan.
Hurz habz Hewminz 2 admyrez
hurz Missuz Peel kule.
Syde hawrt Cow Kitteh
habz a Banditt Massk ‘cuz hurz
lykes 2 ‘borrowz’ feengz
Jack.
hitler mustache ftw
Muh hart – u haz it kitteh. An ai lurvs ur little 3-point noze!
I love it, but mostly because I love hearts on things. Check out my website and see what I mean!