And thats when he realized….
And thats when he realized…. He was surrounded.
just where do u fink u iz goin?
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oh noes!!! DA NOMIES!!!
dey are awlmost as bad as da clowns!
*crawls under da bed shivverin*
Conratshellaches awn yr nawt sekkund! May ai offur yu a refreshmint? Hao bowt a nise kowld strawbrry lemmunade?
wai fanks yu, darthmommy! ai lubs da lemernades! ai sumtiems makes basel lemernades when i has da fresh lemmens and da sweet basels fresh frum mai garden.
ai will make a huj batch ob da basel lemmernades soz eberypeeps can has some!!!
*makes lemmernade, den sitz back in a lawn chaer wif nommy strawbrry lemmernades and a pink umberulla*
Ooooh, basil lemmynade! Ai haz made mint lemmynade, but nebber basil. Iz sweet basil diffrunt tehn reglar basil? Ai haz basil in mai gardin, fr makin pesto, but ai nawt knoes if itz sweet basil or nawt.
dere’s two kiends ob basils dat i noes ob – da talien basil (da kind yu put in da talien fuds liek paskettis and lasanya) an da sweet basil. da talien basil is kinda spiecy, gud for da talien noms, but da sweet basils aer frum faaar away liek tyeland and veatnom, aifinkso.
da sweet basils taest kinda tangy, liek likorich! when yu maeks da basil lemmernade, you can awso put in sum pernod to maek it xtra yummerlichous!
Ai finkso ai will look fur dis wen ai goes to teh nurssry. Fankyoo!
yu will lubs da sweet basils! dey grow liek weeds and dey taest wunnerful! ai used tu grow a gihugeous bocks ob dem on the fyer eskape outsied mai winnow. den when i wuld cut dem fur kooken, Shadow would tri tu reach up and grabs dem orf ob da tablol. ai had tu gibs her a leaf ob her own soz dat i culd kook in peas.
Ai got curious abowt dis adn Googloled “basil lemonade”–adn found a bunch of recipeez; seems liek you can uze annikind of basil. Different kindz maek diffrent flavorz/colorz but nommi anywai, so tehy say. Example: (close up spaces)
h t t p : / / cc-calendula.blogspot.com/2006/07/when-life-gives-you-basil-make-basil_16.html
Full disclosure: Ai don’t grow basil adn mostly don’t kno much abowt herb tea/lemonade/etc–but teh pixures are nice!
Oh, fankyoo! We are nawt habbing ennifing rezembleeng summer wetherr heer, but ai duz hab basil growing. Nawt very big yet, thoe.
iz da perfackt when da weather is hot and pleh. sitz in da shade and sips da lemmernades!
Still coolish up in Ore a Gone? We gots warm down here in NM but dri, dri–poor litlol Basils be dryin up adn blowign awai, aifinkso. Somebodi needs to fynd recipe foar cooling drinkies we can make owt of green tumblyweed shoots, maybi. (Xcept too pointy to pick. Pleh.) Can make juicy stuffs out of cactuses but too slow to grow–better for looking at than for picking.
Yep, rainy, tew. Nawt pore-ing, but rainy enuff taht ai hab onlee watered teh vejjie gardin twise sinse ai planted it in Mai, an itz growing grate! Sept ai haz big, green, floofy tomayto and skwash plantz but veree fyoo blossoms.
yep! dats bout teh rite idear! ai ues da foodie prosesser tu do da mashin an add a bit of lemen juse wifs da suger when i maek mine. an i often put in da anise likuur, liek pernod. but wite wyne or tekeelah sounds nummy too!
there’be no escapin’!
Nawt eben Clint Eastwood oar Tim Robbins kin halp yew kitteh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Charlie Brown? Is dat yew?
Lucy Van Psychiatrist kitteh sez:
You hab surroundophobia. That’ll be 5¢.
luks like a she tu me!
yu ar rite, aifinkso. luk at dem bloo eyesies! dat elegint fase! dose petite toesies…
oooh! toesies!
smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!smooch!
minerva99 thx you fer the compliments! ai assure you Annie (my kitteh in teh photo) will getz lots of kisses
Prolly tru dat. Veri pritteh dilute calikoh girl, aifinkso. Melty blue ais… *sigh*
If Ai’m interpreting Olivia77’s profile page correctly, the kitteh girl’s naim is Annie. Thanx to O77 for uploading pixure of her pritteh kitteh!
Also congrats to Aela Bee foar front-paige LOL capshuning!
yesh! lemmernades and nome-shaped suger kookees foar olivia77, aela bee and, ob korse, to annie-kitteh!
thenk you lungdoc. come bi my cheezfrend …invite to everybuddy here too.
Yer right, is a she! Dat’s my kitteh Annie.
there’s never anything wrong with being surrounded by love
Butt dere iz plenny rong wif bein surrownded bye nomes! O.o
yep! da nomes are EEEEEBIL!!!!! eebil i tell you!!
Gnome alone.
*snerk*
Yur surrounded by tacky lolmas nomes kitteh, watcha gonna du?
Purty cat, purty cat
Watcha gonna do
Watcha gonna do
Wen teh nomees surrownd u?
Dis why yoo shoodent nokk ober teh Kwissmuss twee.
Okey, kitteh. Yoo nokked ober teh Kwismix trii, adn yoo ated it. Naow yoo gots to taik its place, ’cause guests are allreadi on teh wai for Kwismix cheezmeet tonite aifinkso. Sit there awn teh trii-skirt mat adn Ai will decomorate yoo wif twinkli sparkli lites adn stringses of popcorms adn stuff. (None of those tinsel stuffs tho. Nawt good for kitteh.)
Hmm. *Haz a ponder abowt where to start…*
I haz eeringz dat luuk lyk green Krissmiss ballz.
Ah! Xcellent start foar teh decorayshums! Green earbobs on kitteh wif bloo ais; prolly make kitteh ais look lyk rhsb’s, wif teh blu/green mix, yesh? Nao needs some gold stuffs. LCB arownd heer annywhere?
Awwww….u memembured.
(Psst) *whizpurrz* Downfred ai finkso she haz Mel’z nekkilace.
A-hah! *Borrows Mel’z nekkilace from LCB to look at it better in teh light* *Drapes nekkilace arownd Kwixmix-trii kitteh*
Now needs somefing purplol aifinkso. ??
we gots sum purplol basil up da fred wher we been maeken da basel lemmernades! we can hangs da leafies on string and hang dem on da kitteh
Xcellent again! now gots purplol, gold, green adn (ais) blue; adn we can prolly tempt Red to stay arownd to add to teh color skeem, what with this being a Kalico kitteh sorta. Could use some orange (nawt poison) next maybi?
Wellp, Ai think wif teh asplodin dye (see downthread) addign to teh festib appearance of teh Kwixmix-trii kitteh, mai wurk here is dun. Now ai gots to get back to RL work adn kwit goofin off for a while. Happy Caturday nite everybody! See you 2morrow aihopeso!
Hao else ammi opposed tew git tew
teh fun shiney rollee ornimints wut tew play wif?
And, teh gingerbred wut tew nom?
And, teh star wif pointy ends wut tew brake?
And, teh peppermint canes wut tew slickify?
And, teh twinklol lites wut tew chew awn adn drag awl ober teh floar?
And, teh tinsil wut tew maik the pretty poops wif?
Iz jes tew mush foar uh kitteh tew resist.
OH GNOME! NAWT AGAIUN!
I wuz s’prized, mice elf.
MelONyx! How nice to see u!
*runs up to MelONyx at full speed, knocks her over, pixies her back up*
Wuz nise ob yu to pik Mel bak up. Nao hao bowt gibz her bak herz shinee neklase?
*pouts*
*gives back necklace, steels bracelet just for sprite*
*We’re sekretlee replaysing LCB’s Sprite wif Coke*
*Let’s see iffn she notissez*
*Borrows steel bracelet sprite to look at it better inna light, adn hangs it on Krixmax trii kitteh upthread a littol ways*
Cue asploding dye asplosion in 3…2…1…
*KERSPLORTCH*
ooooooh! lookee da pertee culors!
Fah route! :-8 Can dip krixmax-trii kitteh in this stuffs for xcellent multicolor effex!
Hi, LCB. Going for a match to the bracelet you got from me yesterday on FailBlog? Hmmmm?
Fairy nys tu see yoo, as always, LCB!
Thx! Here, has a brownie.
Fank yoo! Hao r teh liddel ppl?
*wunders if izza breech of etiket tu be goblin wyl typing*
I’ll get ogre it.
Wood hayt tu mayk nebuddee pooka, ya noes.
*heddesk*
Ai fot Trabilawsitee wuz in fabor ob roaming.
How kitteh gunna git deals awn air fair
iffn he/she can nawt moob frum dat spawt?
Oh gib me a hoam wehre teh Kalicoes roam,
Wehre teh Failbloggers adn Cheezpeeps plai…
**eers perk up**
Dis sumwun say “Caliko”?
Ware?
**pix up Polo and warez her liek mink stole**
No caleez here. Just mai faux furr.
Ohai, NC!
Whoz Polo? U has caliko kitteh?
Oh, an ur faux furr’z tayle iz swishin.
Polo? Polo who?
**stuffs swishy tail intew shirt frunt**
Liek my gnu tie?
**Hurridly tries tew delete pic frum profile**
Iz berry……diffrent.
Duz it tikklol? Luuks lyk it wud tikklol.
Dunno. Lessee.
**hugs Red**
Pressing flesh, I can has gud tiem wif it?
**whiel NC’s gettin himz thrillz huggin Red, she stelthilee YOINKS teh kitteh frum hiz nek**
“Suddenly” real-eye-sis dat Polo iz missing frum nek.
Hay…uh…yew…uh…yeah…uh…gimme dat cat bak.
oar nawt*shrugs*Yew can has awneree?
*whispers*
Iz wurf it tho. Her iz lubber (wif catitude).
Ware seldumb iz herd, a krecklee spelld werd …
….an teh tee-are-oh-ell-ellz iz complaynin awl dayyyyyyy.
Heys!~ Dat calico is a she-cat, not a him.
Well, 2000 – 1 odds are she is a she.
(ohs, carosue already mentioned this ^^ )
That’s okeh, 5Cats! We get all kind of GMTA situations like that here. Press on regardless! Yoiks! Tallyho!
Yer right! Ai is so prowd of seeing Annie up there!
Bloo eies,
Bebbeh’s got bloo eies…
.
.
.
SSSPPPLLLOORRRTTT!
DINGDINGDINGaoooogah! Here comes substitute secondstring CCC!
*Scoops up rhsb’s splorted branes*
*Rinses with basil lemonade from upthread*
*Loads bak into brane-pan carefully, patpatpat*
*Replaces top on brane-box*
*Secures wif Crixmas-in-June dekorated duckytaip*
*Reattaches CHRG*
*Places rhsb in safe spot for resting and gives choklit bunny with ears not yet nommed*
**slowlee regaynz conshusness**
Wha…..? Whut happind?
You’ll bii okeh now, Red, but you’d better put awn some Joo Janta 200 Peril-Sensitib Sunglasses for protexion against teh bloo ais of teh pritteh kitteh, aifinkso.
Ohai. Er … yu nawt wanted doze chokclit bunee eerz, rite? RITE?!!!1!
*tempted by not yet nommed bunnee eerz*
Hay! U stay away frum my bunnee eerz! Dis be my splort-recubberin choklit!
Lungdoc – Fanks foar reskyooin me. Iz dis bunneh dark choklit? I lubs me sum dark choklit…
Is fine Cheezland multi-cultural choklit; dark, semisweet, no-caloreez, wyte, cleansed in finest quality spring water, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark’s… oops… wrong contents list… Hey? Who swiped mai Whizzo Qualitee Assortmint?
Butt luuk….
**holdz up bunnee wif eeted eers**
I nawt do dis. DARTHMOMMY did! Hur eeted my bunneh’s eerz!
Waaaahhh…..
Um, um … heer, hab dis pie ai baked juss fur yu! *hanz rhsb banananana kreem pie*
**frows pi at DM, hittin hur skware inna fayse**
BULLZEIE!
Yeeowch. Okayyy … hao bowt dis byootiffley dektrated kayk ai bayked juss fur yu? *hopes carmelchef nawt notisses her stok is dwindleeng …
**luuks at DM wif a suspishus**
U shur u nawt relaytid to LCB?
Oh no, no, no. Heh. Butt (!) ai plais awn ICHC an findz teh cheezpeeps tew be such gud role moddells …
U shud has diffrint rold modlol, I finkso.
Oh. Well, awwritey den. Ai iz nao taking applevakashuns fur teh pozishun ob Role Moddel. Awl cheezpeeps wellkum tew applepie.
Well, since I’m ineligible for consideration, how about I just supply refreshments? Chocolate chip cookies, anyone?
*Carries in chawklit cornfield*
Here you bii! Lotsa eerz!
Choklit CORMS?
Pleh.
Oh teh heresee…harisi…mistaken beleef! How can Choklit be Pleh? ’sides, is jussa statchoo of corms–same way choklit bunneh dozzent has real bunneh innit, aifinkso. Like candi corms at Hallolowowowoween, xcept choklit instedda whatever teh orange adn yello adn white stuffs are sposeda bee. (Annybody kno?)
Oh, okay. I eet teh choklit corms den, ifn u prawmiss dere’z no choklit-cubbered-corms.
I nawt lyk my choklit mixed wif ennyfing. Teh onlee egg-sepshun iz Reeses Cups, witch I has seryus weekniss foar.
Oh, an dem candy corms? Srsly pleh.
Picki, picki. But Ai simpathizes wif yur preferents foar teh straight choklit. Ai like most candeez in moderashum (xcept stuffs with coconuts), but Ai can’t face those fruit-flavored things that the Tootsie Roll people make adn sell at Halloween. Not that there’s anyfing wrong wiffem, but one January in Colorado ai got mai car stukk inna snowdrift for abowt 14 hrs and teh only thing ai had to eet inna car was a bag of those candies taht had been there since Oct 31. Got good and tired of chewing citrus-flavored rox… adn eating fresh snow…
Sometimes u get to nom, sometimes da noms get u.
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
Deyrz powurr in nummers, yeff.
Welkum tu Cheezland, Admiral! {{AA}} {{FailBloggers}}
♪♫♪♫
Ai wuz nommin awn mai nummers
Till dey orgamyzed eech ubbers
Den mai nummers wer a-nommin onna meeee
Friends, nom-ons, crunchy-men, lend me ur earz.
Tanks fur da welkum. {{AP}}
Step wun: Corral kitteh and collekt her under pants.
Step tew: ????
Step free: Profit.
but… but whut da kittehs gonna du wifouts deir unnerpants? dey cant goes around nekked!!!!!
Awl teh beddur foar dansdansdanseeng.
N-E-way, dey hab floof.
O.o Kittehs ware underpantz? Ai finkso ai seez a flaw in teh gnomes’ ebbil plan.
Yew mean bees hides step 2?
Oh noe, step too iz teh best part!
**hassa pawnder**
Tell mii agin, wut is step 2?
Wait, I’ll ask U.S. prez Obama.
Mebbe ask Joe Bitem insted. Mite be moer fun.
Yah, him will tayle u EBBER-FING!
but non ob eet will maek anee sence!
He will tellz yu teh reel storee, an den trai tew spin it laytur.
Kitteh’s nitemare abowt WhoVille iz comin troo!
Nawt tew woree kitteh. Who’s awr itteh bitteh titteh…er…tiny creatures wut lib awn uh spec. Dey kin nawt really surround yew.
Bees hides, teh Grinch keeps dem tew busy tew worry ’bout bothering yew. Jes click yor heels together and repeet affur meh?
“Deyrz no playse liek gnome”
“Deyrz no playse liek gnome…”
*heddesk*
Rugg full ubz Lawwn Gnoamz
iz no match 4 Kitteh whutz
knoez awwwwllll kyndz ubz trikkz
Clebburr Kitteh nawt
impresst wiff Lawwn Gnoamz plann ubz
attakkz. Nwatz wun bitz!
Lawwn Gnoamz nawtz 4 reel!
Callee-co Tukksee Kitteh
nawtz afraydz ubz dem
Jack.
*snapz fingrrs*
*groovez tew Jak’s pome*
^^^ high awn Red’s choklit bunneh eers…
*runz awai frum teh rath ob rhsb wifagilltykwikness!* EEEK!
Wy iz ai in modrashun nowomanzland? Did ai sai sumfing knotty?
Lemme trai agen: *runz awai frum teh rath ob rhsb withagiltykwikness*
Don’t forget your hat
anovver kitteh surrowndinged by teh nomes
FangQ!!! I remememembers taht lol, an I lurvs it!
iz not a eezy task taht liez ahed ob tehm, ifinknot
(based on dis)
Teh Fellolship ov teh Milk-Botlol-Cap Ring!
Datz beddurer dan da Fellolship uv teh Bafftub Ring…
*peeks into comments section*
*waves to new cheezpeep friends*
*brings the leftover chocolate cheesecake that prysma brought to the Failroom this morning*
*sneaks back rings that LCB stole from her yesterday*
*fleas!*
(Erm…woops. I mean, *flees!*)
Those fleas are very contagious!
Ohai Harry! Your research on teh “neither” kwestion was msot admirable!
It’s not like I’m anal about things, or anything like that!
I think that you and I are about the same age, and being Canuckians, we probably were taught the more “strict” formal British spelling and grammar rules than what our American “neighbours” learned in their schools. Live and learn … but it seems like life is moving on faster than I am…
And to make it worser, ai’m an editor! Nit-pikking is mai job!
So you are one of those people that get to correct the writer’s books before they are published? Hope you don’t get Dragonwriter’s novels to edit – our black and white rules will have to be gray for our neighbors! I didn’t think that many publishers employed editors anymore; I cringe sometimes to see how many misused words make it through to the bookshelf and into supposedly professional communications. Typos are one thing, but homonym errors are something else. I think people have come to rely too much on spell-check, and don’t re-read for themselves. Of course, spell check doesn’t care if you use the wrong word, as long as the letters match a word in the dictionary it uses. Now that I have written this, WP will fill it with homonym errors as soon as I hit Add Comment. So if you see any errors in this post, blame it on WP!
Ai kin has homonym pet peave? (ICHC nawt wifstandeeng)
Wear awr deez peeplolz? There dey awr. *points*
No, no! It’s “Wear are these people? Their they are!”
*pokes nose into thread*
*gooses Harry*
*grins*
Are you taking a gander at our comments again?
*ducks head and quails with trepidation*
Were you only over here on a lark, or did you come to crow about something?
Well, I had better be off to bed, if I don’t want to be a grouse tomorrow. Have a pheasant night!
When will they ever learn?
Cue asploding dye asplosion: *KERSPLORTCH*
Hay, DW, are u reddy for ur bikini wax yet?
Ha-HAH!!!
*wipes off scales with a ShamWow*
Asploding dye doesn’t stick to dragons. :p
And…um…OHMIGAWD, LOOKIT OVER THERE!!
*fleas from bikini wax*
Fanx DW! *Noms a nibble of teh chocolate cheesecake* nomnomnom! Come back annitym!
Will do!
Ohai Dragonwriter! U can has eggstruh chokklit cheezkayk2 shayr? Ifn sew, I can haz sum? I kood yooz sum chokklit rite naow…
Ohai Aahz! Lawng tym no see.
Hao yoo bin?
O hai, Aahz! How u is? As u can see, I is teh still not-dead, thx to u.
I iz happeetaylz U steel nawt ded, LCB! U iz mai fayvrit LCB uv awl! {{{{{LCB}}}}}
(stai uhwai frum doze green wyrz…)
Wait, whut? There is other LCBs? I don’t bleev that for a second.
LCB, U iz yooneek n wunnermuss, butt (!) U wheel awlwaiz B mai fayvrit LCB!
Hay, gud to seeing yoo, Aahz!
Ohai 4.5K!! Itz bin sew lawng I figgerd U wuz up 2 5.5 kittehz bai naow…
Good to see you, Aahz! Been a long time—stop in at cheezfrenz! We miss you!
Ohai altosinger! Yeh, bin lawng tym — 2 lawng
*hangs head in shame*
*perks up quickly*
Butt (!) hay — I b bak naow! At leest 4 a wyl (uh lawng wyl, I hoapz)
4 naow, tho, iz tym 4 beddee-bai heer — bin uh lawng dai n I b tyrd…
NYT AWL!!1! {{{evvywun}}}
AAAAAAAAAHZ!!!
*runs in and POWNSES*
*forgets Aahz is on skates*
*mayhem ensoos*
Sleep well, bro!
ohai aahz!! haz missingd yoo!
**hears tango music playing somewhere**
**grabs lunarmommy for a quick dance**
**lunarmommy impresses everyone with her form**
**Aahz tries not to step on lunarmommys toes**
**snatches rose from bud vase on table near dance floor**
**puts in mouth**
**Aahz dances much better tango with rose in mouth**
**music comes to end**
**finishes dance with flourish and deep dip**
Fanky lunarmommy! Nawt can haz gud dans inna lawng tym!
**get some chips to go with dip**
nom nom nom nom nom
Dansin givz me a hongree…
*swoons*
i iz rebembering teh fun we had at teh shampayn resepshun. yoo iz alwayz such a gennulman!
*noms dip, hopes iz tosted numyun*
Ohai evvywunz! I can haz uh missing ewe awl 2! I bin grate, but can haz uh bizzee wif da werkz n da famblee n da figger sk8n n da stufz…
Rownd hugz awl! (oar hugz awl rownd, oar sumfin liek dat…)
AAHZ!
*wappity wappity wappity*
*WHOOSH*
**kums running up**
*screeeeeech*
*slide*
*skid*
*BANG!*
**runs intew Aahz and tumblols**
Ai mint tew dew dat
**nox fists wif aahz**
Missed yew bro’
nawt dat ai wuz aimin’ oar nuffin’
**stuffs PI launcher intew pawkit**
Ohai nc66! Gud 2 B CN U 2!
*hydz PI beehynd bak*
mmm… chocolit cheezcake…
*noms*
fank you Dragonwriter!
Ohai, DW (hours and hours late). Nice to see you here in Cheezland!
*squeeze*
O.o Theyz every wherez!!!!
haiz peepolz. i haz mai late nite snak–a cheezburger!
yumyum
BTW, some “friendly failbloggers” have been trying to say o hai here but are being repressed. Well, except for Dragonwriter, but she is pretty much irrepressible.
Teehee!
*squeeze*
halp halp! i’m bein repressed!
ohai, friendly failbloggers, sometimes that WordPress just gets greedy and likes to eat all the comments. happens to the best of us.
Yah…the blogmonster likes to eat our comments, too, sometimes.
Ohai DW! Tath’s funny – neither ob mai last two commints have been eeted!
**Red comes bak in, warin hur pj’s**
I nawt cud sleep.
Ennywun still arown heer?
Noap – Nowun here butt(!) us.
**smeeglol and NC poke Red and runawaywifakwikness*
WUT wuz dat u poked me wif?
Nuffin’. Wii iz jes happy tew see yew.
**Finkso to hurself: Iz been a lawng tyem sinse sumwun wuz DAT happy to see me!**
**awnerary CLG wears hart awn sleeb**
Wuzza CLG? Shud I kno dis alreddy?
Chawped Libber Gurl
Iz I teh awnerary CLG?
Yash, I duz ware my hart awn my sleeb. Iz gud fing oar nawt gud fing?
Me an 3km wuz habbin dis berry conbersayshun teh uthur nite. I sed I has gotted too owld to wanna play “gamez” ennymoar. I ushulee say wut I finkso/feel an rarelee duz ennywun has to wunder ware dey stand wif me.
Alsew, I beleev dat ifn u nawt wanna kno teh anser, donut axk teh kweshtun. I’m a beeg gurl – ifn teh anser nawt wut I wuz hoapin foar, den I will deel wiffit.
**luuks arown** Now, ware did dat sopebocks come frum? **kikks sopebocks away**
**skips ober sope bawks az eet flies by**
Oh noes. Ai (akshully shirley) wuz voted (A)CLG wunce.
Wuz jes cawtemplayteeng teh sibnifycantz ob mai own happytail tew see yew.
Mehbee yew doan ‘member *snerk*, butt(!) wii had teh hart sleeb conbersayshun tew. FTITCTAJ.
Teh kitteh wif awl teh construkshun paypur harts? Yesh, I memembur dat wun.
Hey Red! AI’m heer, butt ai’m abowt to call it a nite.
Lub ur pj’s!
Ohai, DK!
Fanks foar teh complimints. Dey iz pinkee capri pantz wif pinkee fleurs.
Teh t-shurt iz a nowld wun dat I gotted wen I werked at Unibersitee of KY.
Nawt kwite co-wordinaytid, but comfee.
Comfee rules!!!
Yesh, it duz.
Rules ob comfurt:
Always wear loose fittin’ garmints
Bii cognisant ob flanlol and fleece
Cat belleez maik gud lap warmers
D…
Donut ware tite clothez,
Eben ifn u
Finkso dey luuk
Gud!
Have
Iron
Junked
K…
Keep
Lounjin clothez reddy at a
Momints
Notiss
Only
Pick
Quality fabrics
R…
Relaxify
Sometymes, even ifn iz awn a
Toosday.
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Weak phashun magazeenz dew nawt halp.
X…
Xray
Your
Zebra-stryped unnerwares!
He knew it was a bad idea, uncovering Travelocity’s secrets. And now they had the gnomes after him.
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