
OH NOES! THEY FOUND THE BODIES!
u shudda hid teh bodiez betteh.
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OH NOES! THEY FOUND THE BODIES!
u shudda hid teh bodiez betteh.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Chris10a via Poster Builder
Kwikk, hyde!
teh ebil plan b ROOIND!
mebby we shudda gone wif plan a
sry.. bad joak.. concats anni!
Thx, me!
O, wate, We eated the boddeys. Nebur mind.
Weird, man. Anni’s remark was up there all by itself when I posted, but WP gave us the same time stamp. Pffft! Annipuss, as usual, reigns alone and nawt sekkund. Congratz, Anni!
Thx. Awl it meenz iz dat u got ur commint in teh saem minnit az me – juss a sekund oar too latur.
And act innosecent!
Ai fort dat wuz teh nermul eggspreshun fur a kitteh!
mmmmm. Yesh, mebbeh ur correct!
Hmm… ur ryt! Mebbe luuk shawkt! Dey woan b ekspektin dat, aifinkso!
Darn! Nao ai hastu kill mah hoomin tu eliminait anii possiblol link adn moob agin, adn ai wuz reely startin tu laik dis wun!
its awl da fawlt ob da policemens… dem shudhab nawt stikkded dems noes in da kittehs hissnis!
…
Iz u finking wut ai’s finking?
Urrrgh. Trai-ing nawt to
But.. but… but… et wud maik dems gow awai! Adn den ai kin stai wif teh hoomin adn keep gettin roast chikin ebery nite adn teh cheezburger ebery Sunnydai!
Ohai, FluffyB. A swimming buddy and I were talking about Cape Town yesserday at the pool. We have bof visited there, and were comparing memories. Oddly enuff, bof of us had spent several weeks in Durban at roughly the saem tiem, two yeers ago.
Lol! Teh wurld izza mush smawlur plais den wii awais reelize. Funny dat u shud menshun Durban nao, as in free weeks ai will b gowin deir myself fur a fjew dais awn bakashun! Weird!
rrrrrrr
ai hav bin heer, stoopee weird press is eetin mai commints like tehy chonklit cayk!
Ohai MM glad WP let u in at last!
ohai bakk, anni, and conga rats!
*pokes rats wif a stikk*
dans, rats!
sum kawfee? ai fink ai hab sum ob teh basil lemmingade frum yesterdai
Good moarning, Anni and me. Here’s to being awake on Sunday morning (at least, it’s early here in Meesheegun, USA. Anni’s surely already been for a morning walk, had breakfast, and maybe now is ready for elevenses?
*Brings in pitchers of freshly-squeezed tangerine juice, sliced mango and Greek yogurt, pots of coffee and tea, and toast points with salmon, capers, and paper-thin slices of red onion.
Nom on!
Thx, Nawt gone fur mai walk yet – layzee Sumdai!
I love Sumdai morning. Drink coffee and juice, sprawl on the couch, read the papers, don’t answer the phone…
BTW, Q. Haow mennee pic duz it sai Ai haz wen u goe 2 mai profiel? Ai fink Ai haz 27, but Puddy_Tat sez he can ownlee see 4, an nawt teh 4 frum teh cheezmeet.
I can see onlee 4 pix, Anni, and none of the cheezmeet. Dey inclood:
•a kitteh wut luks liek it’s eated an envelope
•a table with coffee/tea mugs and 4 hands of cards (bridge?)
•2 pix of a kitteh onna roof
We want cheezmeet pix! Sorree you’re having teknikul difficulties
Well, iffin u scroll down awn anni’s profyl page, den u kin c dat seh has uploaded teh cheezmeet pikshurs.
Dat’s teh saem az P_T sed Ai muss haz dun sumfing rong wen Ai putted dem awn mai profiel – CC noes wat tho!
Teh kitteh awn teh roof iz a fawks!
Hmmm. OK. I scrolled down and saw 4 pix (actually, 3 separate pix + 1 duplicate of a pic) of peepz. Now, who’s who?
And ZOMG! It is a fox! Izzit in your famous back garden, Anni??
Teh 2 peepl wiv teh vyoo behynd dem aer JKH4K an Gibbocat. Him is standin wun sied uv teh Meridian lyne wiv Upfi an teh 2 laydeez are Tidmum an Ambercat. Der shud be anuvver wun insted uf teh dooplikut.
Oh, an yiss, teh fawks wuz in mai gardin. Der aer sebrul moar uf teh babbeh fawksis wen u can see awl uf mai pics – dey wuz borned in teh gardin!
Nawt shur iz yu, anni — Eek traied tu sho me pics a cupple days ago an ai cud see 6, nawt 22. An OtherMother’s profile, tu me, sez no pix, but her haz pix uv her kittehs there taht her maked lols uv an ai can see THOSE.
ai seez 4 pics, same as abuv, but look laik a focks on teh roof, nawt kitteh!
watcha u gonna do? … charmz dem wif ur kitteh wiles!
Kitteh will have to find top-drawer legal defense team. Too bad F. Lee Bailey no longer wiv us!
It cooden hab been me detektiv, Ise a kitteh, kittehs doan dig hoals. Goggies dig hoals. Ders a big dumb goggie livin nek stoar, wy nawt sweat him fer a whyole? I has seed him buryin boans so ders nuffin to say hims cooden bury a hoal body.
Oeh yesh! Iz defity teh goggeh!!! Ai seed himz teh uder nite awt bery lait, diggin in teh bakyard! Beli suspishus iffin you aks mii, aifinkso. Uhuh-uhuh!
Kwik, kitteh, hyde in mai bakkpakk an ai will get yu owt uv heer!
Yu be a calleeco, aibet Red will gib yu asy… asigh… a home eben if yu nawt has floof.
butt (!) duz red haz a bakyard beeg enuff fer hydin moar bodiez? inn caise taht bekoms necessarie? noe reeson, no reeson….jus cureeous.
aww, ai haz a sad, ai maid a lol wif teh pixure uv mai gurl Tucker an sumwun else maid a nyce wun tew butt sumwun ELSE maid a nawt nyce wun taht sed mean kitteh, uglee kitteh.
{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}} That is TERRIBUL!! Wi wud enewun want to di such a meen thing? Usualle, teh peeps ar so niece.
Bit ai hav hurd – nawt so long ago – there wuz a big “brouhaha” about peeple maeking nawt so nice LOLs.
Iz teh nice wun about Turker at yur profyle nao? Can ai see it?
Teh wun yoo maed, ai meen. Teh odder niec wun wud be gud, too.
LOL!! Sorry abour mai odder than usual Tai Ping!! Barney iz maeking me taip sydewayz! H’s taeking up awl of the rume in front of mai pewter.
o wel, ai gess peeps haz a rite tew maik nawt nyce capshuns if tehy want tew, ai jus doan uzulee luuk at those. butt wen ai saw taht 3 lols had bean maid frum Tuckers pixure ai wanted tew see teh otters.
tihs is teh wun ai maid…
Tucker
an heers teh otter wun…
Tucker’ lol
{{{{{bf}}}}}
Ai wish, when yu upload pics, tehre waz a opshun for “Friends” insted uv “Just Me” oar “Ennywun.” Sumwun maked wun ai nawt much lyked uv an Eva pic, an ai feeled nawt-atawl happeh, but it waz nawt az nastee az taht.
Mebbe iz gnu kind uv troll, making nastee capshuns uv peeps’ beluvid kittehs.
Her berry byootimus, an iz a grate pic uv her! Iz hard tu get gud pics uv a BC!!!
bodies? buried bodies? bodies buried under questionable circumfrences? and now the police are involved?
hmmmmmmmm.
by the way, haz anybody seen Igor lately?
LOL!!! Oh NOES!! Haz enething odd happened?? Wuz he in Iran, purrrrhaps??
Oar mayabe he’s at Q’s haus, having brekfast!! Did yoo see waht she put out fur Annipuss?? FRESH tangerine joos! Greek yogurt an mango slyces. An toast points wif salmon, caypurrrs an THINLEEE slyced red yumyuns.
Ai’m still just werkin awn getting mai cawfee!
C’mon bai! I’m only a few owers away in SE Meesheegun, and there’s plenty leff to eet
Wun ov these daiz – ai’ll be there fur shur!
Thanks! Yoo can come heer too, yoo know! Tho – mai – ai laik to call it cooking –
iz – ov a simplur naychoor! Rite naom eneway. The joos – can do! Teh jogurt an froot – can do. But ai nebber thot ov teh savory pointy toasts!!
Janet! Plz tu be furgiving me, coz ai haz axed this befoar, but aifinkso mai timing haz been bad an yu nawt haz seen.
Shud ai be getting yur emeow addy tu sending yu teh gnus an plans an fings fur teh VLC cheezmeet awn teh 27th? Yu sed befoar yur TTI trip yu’d lyk tu come if yu cud. *luks hopeful*
Oh hai! Ai haz nawt scene, tiz troo – but ai shud hav sed sumthing moar. So Sorree!! mai email – ai leev haf ov it heer – an teh odder half in yur *wispurrs* pf!
ackshoollee – this iz teh seond half! @hotmail.com
*scoots awf tu find emayo tu forwurd wunce she gets teh uvver haf*
We wuz nawt frendz??!!??!!??!! Oh, teh hyooj manatee!!!!!! *faint*
Iz akseptid.
Ai cannawt TELL yoo hao shoked AI wuz!!!
OK – the rest iz there nao. Just befoar STILL.
Yu haz emayo!
Sounds laik a moovie. . .
Oh! Teh bodies. Sillee me. Ai wuz thinking ov biggur things. . .
*noms sum toast points an skampurrs awf fer errinds* Haz a grate dai cheezfrends!
the way ai seez it, there’s two possibilities.
1. Igor has been werking late at the Labs recently, and he has to dispose of the remains sumwere, and now the police have discovered it, and Igor has decided to visit his friends in South America, or
2. That’s Igor driving the backhoe, stocking up fer more experiments tonight at the labs (they are forecasting thunderstorms; maybe there will be enuf litening…)
Ohai Fleep! OT, but Ai has putted 4 pics frum teh TTI cheezmeet awn mai pics in mai profiel. Nawt ebriwun can see dem tho
Ai cud see them!! Thanks, Anni! Just wish SUMWUN had sed -” mai, iz yur hare SPOSED to luk laik that???”
Cud u see awl 27 uv mai pics? Iz berry straynj – Ai noe dat dey has awl bean seed b4.
Sum wun sed Tucker was a What???? Such a byootiful kitteh! Hoo cud say such a thing!??
An itz a byootiful pikchoor, too!! Az PK sez, it’s nawt so eezee getting a gud picchoor ov a BC! A hav duznes ov pichoors ov my blak poodle – moar laik blak puddle wif aiez!!
Ai reelee laik pawsibilitye #1!! But both wud splayne a lot!
Kitteh wonder if he can borrows teh digger for a liddle jawb involving local burger bar
Grayt beeg noyzee feeng
roodlee waykz Cammo Kitteh
frum Cheezburgr dreemz
Cammo Kitteh nawtz
skayrd ubz grayt beeg noyzee feeng.
Willz teetch it Mannurrz!
Cammo Kitteh luukz
daown andz cawntemplaytz. “Ubz coarss,
U knoez dis meenz WAWR!”
Jack.
Dang. All those bags from Cheezburger Land…
“OMGosh! What are they doing to my sand box!”.
*looks up. waves
*
Ohai! I’m down here!
Hiya! {{AP}} *squeeze*
Oops, there’s a new LOL up!
*goes to check it out*
hihihi nice ^^
weez haz tree undizcovverd spotz left
NAWT TEH BODYZZZZZ!!1!!!!1!!
RUN.
i love murder lolcats