
letz mi getz dis strate. a hoomin fitez crime in a bat kostum or a spidur soot an he’z a super hero. but a kitteh in a chiken hat iz silly?
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Yup. That’s rite, kitteh.
Yup, confurmd. Heerz teh pink copee.
Conga-rats, LCB! We has a brayd wiff Ambercat!
*dans-dans-layzeeSumday-dans-dans*
O, dis towtally ‘beminds mii ob my oanje kitteh, (knot poysin, juss SWEE!), an how she likes 2 stalk up on hers prays…even a bug ore whutebber: Herr tale twitches an she maykes a fully eh-eh- sawnd. Oranje kitteh sooper hero keeping teh Haus pest-free, won bugg atta tyme!
(Oh hai, LCB!, how yoo B on this nyse Sun(ny) day?)
O hai. I is teh ok, thx. And u?
eyem well, fangs. Bin werking in teh gahrahj sortin my mommakat’s stuff that eye brougt ober hear win she mobbed frum Assister Libbing down teh street. She hadda nyce sweet dare, but now issa in small bedrume in the Alzheimer’s you-knit on udder syde ob town, an knot B kneeding sew mush stuff NE moar. *sigh*
iss hotter dat hech out dare! on teh brite syde, it save mii frum habbing kwite soo much 2 go frough win iss awl obber *sigh*
Is nawt eezy weneber yoo do it! wen mai dadcat passed, dere wuz 40 yeers uf akumyulayted stuffs in hiz howse. Boff him an mai momcat wuz teh pakkratz. Mai momcat had passed 11 yeers befor, an he nawt touch most uf her stuffs. Wuz bery hard tew go fru eberyfing, wen eberyfing mayk yoo sai “o, ai members dis”! or Ai member wen wii…”
ai nawt envee yoo, but ai gibs yoo dis…{{{kitkay}}}
Ai noes taht problum tu. Dadkat and Momcat bofe hadda lotta stuffs, keepin, keepin awl teh tiem. Inn caes ov merjincy, ai guess. Wuz hardist fing tu goe fru it awl.
troo dat.
my parents hadda ranch, an hadto git rid of the blakk angiss cows, tools, vehiclols. Dis berry emoshunal 4 mii. My mom’s stuff, ai meen. Dad wuz meen, but hee died ob teh canser. Berry bad, butt soe bad as loosing mom peace by peace to teh oogly Alzheimer’s.
*huggs cheezfrens*
KittehChikkin to teh rescoo!
Wiv his traydmark cawl ob “cokkadoodlemrooooowwll!!”
Awaykining crym-fyting awforriteez tu teh daynjur.
Adn if dat duzznt wurk, a kwik swyp tu teh fays duz teh trikk.
Captyers teh baddees bye wyndin hisself rown teihr ankuls so tehy trip oop!
den proseeds to do teh chickin danse
Capon? Do not want!
cayperin capons?!
Mindwurm!!!
An dem capons go rolling along!
Sooper-sillee
chiggen soop 4 teh LOLS!
(hey, AP!)
CHRG ineffecktib agenst Sooper Chikkin Kitteh’s kyoot! Iz herz sekkrit weppon.
Ah so teh chikky hat cansuls owt teh pertektif FX ob teh chikkyhedrubbahglub?!
Iz kitteh’s plan fur whirled dummynashun.
R Yoo finking whut eyem finking?
i for wun welcoms owr chikkin-hed kitteh overlords!
prolly sayfest bett!
FTW!!! {{Lunarmommy}}
Ohai CweenMJ, plees to be remyndifyin peeps taht SJ, an Tidmum&TehAngstyWun an me R awl taykin part in Teh Rayse fur Lyf – a 5km sponsord run/wolk/crawl in ayd ob canser reserch. Teh rayses R in Joolye so tehre is still tym to sponsor 1 or mor ob us, or send us massages ob cheezlub an support – an Ai fur wun need awl teh support Ai can get! Can Ai leev teh linkees to teh sponsor payjes to yu (an yur minyuns!) to fynd awn teh CheezTounCryer, an post as a gnu fingy, so’s peeps can fynd it eesilly?! Kthxsponsormeplees!
Plasticat an ai sponserd yu gyrls!! gogogogogo!!!
Ai sor! Fankyu bofe verreeverreeverree mush!!
Fankyew fankyew fankyew
Is berry appreesheeated an goin to a worfwhile cawse.
We will do our Cheezfrenz prowd
Thank you, Ambercat, SJ, Tidmum, and TehAngstyWun for doing the race, and for all who support you with donations and just plain support. I am a two-time survivor of breast cancer, seven years apart.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Donut fank us, marm, we’s juss doin owr jawb!
Is a honor to raise teh munnies.
I will be racin for mai Fambly who had teh Cancer and my frens hoo has it or has had it.
Is teh least I can do.
Ai fink ebrywun knose sumwun affekted bai canser; woteber lidl we can do, to halp fynd treetmunts an mebbee eben cyurs is a Gud Fing – we’s can wolk/run/stagger 5km, odder peeps can cheer us awn!
yup!! I will crawl awn mah knees if I has to. I has a deetermined.
Ohya TTI cheezfrens! gud lukk on teh wrun, wawk, craul, and w00t, w00t 4 teh kause!
and, most ob awl, *sqeezes* 4 Q!!! been a surbiber.
{{{{Q}}}}}}
Ohai Q – ai iz comink up to 4.5 yeers in remishin frum teh pleh breast cancer.
{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}} – 11 years from the first go-round, 4 from the second. As you will understand, I have become totally ferocious about my life.
Hurrah for you and your 4.5 years.
Afinkso, but where will you get enough catnip to fill the congress?
Aifinkso, but if you give a mouse a cookie, it will go straight to my hips when I eat it.
Aifinkso, but won’t the Lakers look silly in purple tutus?
Aifinkso, but where will we find a duck and a hose at THIS hour?
Aifinkso, but we’re naked most of the time anyways.
aifinkso, but where will you find enuf jello to fill it up with?
aifinkso, but teh potato won’t fit
That’s why u mash it up with a fork first.
Aifinkso, but if you use all the duct tape and paperclips in the corset, what will we use for the garters??
Whut do u think teh stapler is for?
Aifinkso, but if you wear a garter, will we still lose our Peal socks??
Aifinknawt.
Aifinkso, but haow duz we get teh pink octypuss to weer teh hat?
PINY and teh Brayn, FTW!!!
Witch da maus ore da kukkee?????????
inquring minez wantz tu noe.
The cookie is IN the mouse…so both!
Dragons are very self conscious about their hips. If they have just one extra mouse there, they get all upset.
:p
Aifinkso less nawt upset teh dragons.
u knows, it’s nise having a dragon here again… wutever happent to draconic wit, anyone know?
Aww. I’m glad to hear it.
{{cheezpeeps}}
*squeeze*
tee, hee, hee. Yesh, is good 2 have a drag-um.
awlso a Trogdor, if pawsiblol!
Dew nawt upset teh dragon for u r crunchy an gud wif catsup.
nyce tew see u heer! *squeeze*
ROFLPIMP! Ai **hart** Pinkeh adn teh Brayns! Awn top uv dat…
Teh kitteh eies… teh cayootness… iz grabbin teh ducky tayp, tryin tu hld mah hedbonz tugevver… ohelpmehceelincat!
Narf!
Oh mai I needs one of tehm new CHKG (Chikkin Headed Kitteh Glubs)
Aie needs a hero aiefinkso
Ai needs a heeroe!
Ai’s hoeldin owt fur a heeroe ’til teh end ob teh nyt
He’s gotta be strong
An he’s gotta be farst
An he’s gotta be fresh form teh fyt
Ai need a heeroe
Ai’s hoelding owt fur a heeroe ’til teh mornin lyt
He’s gotta be sure
An it’s gotta be sune
And he’s gotta be larger(or beer, Ai’s nawt fussy!) tahn lyf
@@@@@@ elebenty cheezburgers fur you
And Fank you for the ear wurm
yu’r walcom!
ya noe – weneber ai heer dis sawng naow….ai fink uf Donkee in teh sekund “Shrek” mobie…
oh, yu shuld! dey be sillee funneh! in teh sekund wun, Donkee geets turned intew a wite stallion. wen dis sawng iz plaiing, Shrek iz riding Donkeetehwitestallion to teh reskyoo!!
O, troo dat. An teh riter ob the “Shrek” is an eggsalad! Ai reded hiz books 2 my liddlol kiddlols, an ai still lubbs dem. Hymn naym is “Wm Steig”. I habba sighed copy of “Dr DeSoto” frum hem. A grate chapter book is “Abel’s island”. W.S. rocks. Towtalley!
Me neither.
Oh gud, I not b deh onlyest wun. *sigh uv releefz*
inconceevable!!!
you two have WON week to see teh first one, if not.. then I will have to put you in teh comfy chare and MAKE u watch it!
ooo – gonna mayk dem watch “Princess Bride” tew???
I’ve seed that one.
nobody expects the comfy chair!!
O hai, Fleep! How u is? I didnot eggspect to see u… I mean, um, just o hai.
late reply, but ai is good. ai wuz exiled to Spamberia by teh powers that be for a while … only my capable ass istant Igor could postify here. But now, miss tear yusly, ai am back.
nebber go aginst a sis-sealy-yun when deff is awn teh lyne!
Me az well – Ai hazn’t seed ennee moobiez latur dan Mai Fare Laydee.
U has mentioned that before, but I don’t rember if u ever splained whut u did that got u banned from teh movie theatres. Must’ve been something rly bad!
Ai bandid maiselb – `teh sownd in teh moobie plaes wuz so lowd dat it awlwaiz gibbed me a mygrane, so Ai stopt goin 2 moobiez.
Hmm, a lyklee storee! Wot rilly happund?!
Absconded wiv teh commishonair
Borked teh seets by jumpin awn tehm
Cat-cawld awl thru teh lub sceens
D….
Dropped popcorms on teh peeps in front ob her
Eeted her popcorms bery noysilee
Feets up awn teh seet in front ob her
Gum, popped it loudlee
H…
Had hissy-fitz when nawt liked ending
Injured those who tawk-tawk-tawked during moovie
Jumped up and down during the eggsiting parts
K…
*interrupts teh list to pass out caek*
Luuks liek a new kind ob troll – a troll impersonator!
Kissd teh boys an maed tehm crai
Let her frends in fur free, thru teh toylut windo
Maed rood noyses wen teh heroe kissykissy teh leedinlaydee
N….
Now, dat wuz a gud moovee!!
*startz singing and dansing
♫Dhe rayn in Spayn stayz maynlee in deh playn!
Twurlingz and spinningz
♫Dhe rayn in Spayn stayz maynlee in deh playn!
Gliding and spinningz
*joynes teh cween in twurlingz n spinningz*
♪♪ Ai cuud hab daaaaaansed awl nite!
Ai cuud hab daaaaansed awl nite!♪♪
Ohigh, cween!!!
ai kan onlee dansa liddlol bit…
sings: hold mii kloser _____
Oh Hai yurself!!!
*grabbity pawz wif KK
*Dans dans dans!!!
Ai finkso hers got it!
Iz a burd, noe, iz a plain, noe, iz a kittehchick!
@@@@@!
Hi KK!
frum KK
lol, i finked ob saying taht too!
“iz a burd, iz a playn, no, iz ChikkehCat!”
When you find yourself in danger, When you’re threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin’, brukk, brukk, brukk…
Super Chicken!
gess whut?
*playz aylong*
Whut?
chiggen b____!!!
chiggen butt!
dis knot fare! D:
i lovez yur awsom supa hero slowgan youz maid, keshet!
Supa Chiken, 2 da rescue!
Itza old kartoon frum teh 60s.
*Lungdoc sings offkey*
So if yur a frayed, yule half two over lookit;
Bii sides, yu knu teh jawb waz danjrus wen yu tookit! –buk buk buk buk–
sooper kitteh kneeds a grafic novelol about hymn lyke teh udders–
like:
Avengers,
Batman,
Captin Amerika, (happen Sonday, imkk and keshet!)
Doom Patrol,
Elongated Man,
Fat Fury,
Green Lantern,
Herbie,
Inferior 5,
Justice League,
Krazy Kat,
L…
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Mega Man
Nightshade
O..
Outland
Phantom, The
Quicksilver
Rawhide Kid
S…
Silver Surfer
Tick
Underdog
V..
V for Vendetta (well, it was a grafic novel, yesh?
Wonder Woman
X-men
Y…
Yellowjacket (okay, this is a bit of a reach… from 1940′s)
Zippy?
Yellow Jacket was the only one I was coming up with too, lol!
Could go with Zoom.
w00t, w00f 4 cheezpeeps an sooporeheroes!!!
geek.
aye haz it.
Yu nawt silly kitteh, yu iz cyoot.
u dew noe taht u iz abowt tew diiii….. as suun as ai git diz stoopee chikknhed awf mii, rite?
ohai, iz teh burfday fairy heer to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Valesa an evreewun else hoo iz habbing a burfday today! today on dis byootiful sunnyday morning i haz bringed delishus froot tarts, lite ‘n’ fluffy anjul fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, tasty fudjy caeks ob corse, raynbow froot sherbert, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay (teh woodn balls are paynted liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh mallet tehy sez funny trol fings!) also goodie bags wif yor very own replikas ob teh kyoot chikkin-hed hat, bebbeh zombie dolls wher yoo push tems bellibuttins an tehy saying kyoot fings like “i lubs yoo” an “bwayns!!”, kandee, an puffy chikkin stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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ooooooooo, whut a fun party, bf! (an hai, 2!)
“happeh, happeh, birffday,
Valesa deer,
happeh daze will cumes 2 yoo awl yere,
Iffn ai had won wish, then it wood be
A happeh, happen, birffday
2 yoo frum mii!”
i knowz taht song!
*joynz in*
“happeh, happeh, birffday,
Valesa deer,
happeh daze will cumes 2 yoo awl yere,
Iffn ai had won wish, then it wood be
A happeh, happen, birffday
2 yoo frum mii!”
yesh, it is a Lubbly Day for Singing !!!
*grabs krokay mallet and bawl
*whakkz deh troll hedded bawl intu neggst Tuezdai.
Oh dat felt sew gud!!!!
*Taykz bawl adn mallit frum teh rakk*
*Gibs it a whakk, ownlee manijes tu get it intu tumorro*
*whakk!* … … … … … … .. .. .. .. .. . . . . . .o
*litlol voys:* Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail!
Hmmm. Dat wun musta cum ober teh fens frum teh nayborz yard.
*A fresh bawl cums down teh shoot intu teh rakk*
Hmmm, ai wunner whut dis wun iz?
*whakk!* … … … …o krak! .. .. . . o
lololololllololllololololl stoopee stoopee krak! Fail! Fail!
OMCC nawt dat wun agin! *sigh*
*Grabs linkee liteneeng rod frum mallit rakk*
*Spies lolol bawl*
*whakk!* *bzzzzzt* … … …o
Aidagui doadawoan finkdaink datdabat wuzdabuzz fundabunneedabee
Ai fink ai borked eet.
Upchucked furball in shoe in 3…2…1…
i wunder if dis iz wut guiness piggeh’s Floofy Chikkin-Hed Rubber Glubs luk liek.
Mai nawt sekund thort wuz pore kitteh – duzn’t lukk liek him’s enjoyin bein maed 2 ware teh hat.
Ai knoz! Dat payshunt yet pleeding eggspreshun!
Has u had enuff fun yet? Can ai has awf nao?
exsqueeze meh, just dropped in to
SPLORT
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer* *It b battree operated.* *Turnz it on adn deh braynez iz sukked up, kleened *adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.* *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz* * Skwirrlgrrl is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand* *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
puurrr, aicanhasnummychogoliposomes, too?
yes he is. yes he is. who’s a silly kitty? who’s a silly one? *snorgles lil chickn-kitteh*
Heer, Ai fink yu need tihs *hands rew teh snorgle snorkel*
Adn maybee deses.
*hans rew a bunch ob Hewwo Kitteh bandades*
Fanks! *adjusts snorkel* Ahm goin back in!!! Present belleh chickn-kitteh.
tee, hee, hee!
an you win at… oh dat’s rite, nawt much rlly! Mebbe FP envy, ifinkso.
psst! rew! Kum hab sum brake inna caekruum! Er, ai meen sum caek inna brakeruum!
Rum in teh caek brake?
We’ll need it. The caek in this case has long since gone stale.
Joyn meh upfred adn gibbim a whakk
where’s nc66 wif his stick when u needs him?
mallits ar probided
can I has caek in the rum break?
Can Ai haz rum in mai caek?
has yu gawt ruum fur rum?
If aneebuddy dunt want der rum, u kn pass it dis way. lmao, I nawt hod mai breff tho!
Bless lidl lollollollolookn.kjasv;khkb’osi; he/she/it awlais brytuns up teh fred! Mor
rumcaek, enneewun?*holds plate owt, an glas for rum*…
Wai nawt goes strate 2 teh rum an jush u caek as a nappityzer?
OOoooo! Rum in teh caek? Wanna! Wanna! Nawt a peece but teh HOLE caek! *stuffz caek inna mouf* *speeking wif caek inna mouf* Lurvstehcaekandwawntmoar!
Yummmmmmm…Rum babas FTW!!!
*duz Mom impresshun*
tsk tsk *slo sad hedshaik* pleez nawt tew tawk wif teh caik inteh mouff. Dint ai teech u bedder tahn taht? Dint u lissen tew meh? Naow luuk at ur mannurs, appallying! Ware did ai goe rong? *akompanied by much hand ringing*
Ohno! Nawt teh sadleedissapoynted voyse! Taht’s teh werstest punny shment ob awl!
yesh, teh “I’m nawt angree, just terriblee, terriblee dissapoynted” speechez r teh wurst!
Waaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!1!! Ai’s sawry – Ai promiss neber to do it agin, woteber it is Ai did!
*Luks hed ober* *caek still abit ober mouf* Sawry Ai trai 2 do beddur. Mehbeh. Kindasorta.
caekruum sounz nice. fankyew
Heer wii haz manee uvver costuumz tew inflikt awn kitteh, ai lyke teh froggie wun!
Kitteh Costumes
bee shure tew reed teh Engrish tew, iz pritty funneh
Still laffin! Taht wuz … innersting! Ai lafflafflaffed! Fanks!
Hao Kyoot!
I lyk teh Anne of Green Gables wun, wif teh hare.
Of coarse, NUN is kyooter den owr liddlol red ridin huud kitteh!
doze r sum tickt awf lukin kittehs aifinkso!
Aifink it’s crooltee 2 kittehz an shud nawt be aloud.
We duz it silentlee, den?
I kan sii mii puttin wun uf mine kitteh in wun uf those. Pulling bak a bloody stump an a shredded costume.
Sumware, der iz pikshur of Peggy (teh famlee caliko) in teh Santa hat & beerd dat usedta go awn mahm’s conkreet goose.
Iz funnee pikshur.
yesh, my gurls r nawt cooprative wif teh dressin up, dey wont eben ware teh lil raindeer antlerz at Catmas *powts*
Mai kitteh Stormy taht crosst teh brige manee yeerz ago, she din’t mind aneefing, she wuz bery laid bak. Wud wauk rownd awl Catmus dai wif a stik awn bow awn hur hed an neber eben bat it awf, shee dint cair.
Grayson wuz kinda lyke dat. I made hyme a shark fin fur Halloween an hyme weared it fur coupla hours. Hyme eyes lukked lyke shark eyes wen hii wuz ready tu play attack.
Chikkin man!
Hez eberyware! Hez eberyware!
yesh, dat’s Y eberryfing tayses lyke chiggin!
I memember way bak inna day dere wuz radyo show abowt Chikkin Man!
Heer be linkee Chikkin Man
Oyesh, Ai gotted those disc collexions taht Dick Orkin sellz on hiz site–Chickenman adn Tooth Fairy both–brings back silleh mem O rees adn I has a giggle fit to bustagut… Ohai-lee reckomended for folks of a sertin sort of sensayumor, yesh yesh.
Guies, I hassa prowd an a happee.
I nebber lyked teh fingee dat holded my eerings, even tho I yoosed it foar yeers.
Last nite, I had eyedea – keep dem in a dibided bin dat holdz beeds foar kraftin!
So, I buyed wun today — foar $1.99!
Bye-bye stoopy eering holdur! U goin in teh grodj sale!
hay, dat iz guud idea!
Oh, an gess wat! I’m redoin my nekliss storidj too.
I’m gonna get a padded linjuray hangur an safetee-pin dem to it. Dat way, I can hang it in my clozit oar awn teh wall.
Bye-bye stoopy neckliss storidj!
Mine sister buyed mii da koolest jewelry box. Da front uf it looks lyke a kollage picture frame an yu can cut a hole in da wall an countersink da bak, so it iz flush wif da wall lyke a real picture frame. Iz still in da box in da bak room tho.
I has seen dem. Dey iz teh kewl.
Ifn I had teh munnies, enuf room an lotsa joolrees, I wud want wun of dem free-standin joolree arm-warz.
Teh ownli problem wif enni joolree box iz dat yu gather it awl in a nyce little container iffin sumwun breaks in yur howse. I tawlk to peeple awl da tyme dat thys happens tu.
**hydez awl hur millyun-dololar joolree**
Umm, let mii luk at dat, just obber hear in da lite.
*rollols bf473 & rhsb ober & ober* *rollols, rollols awl ober down teh hill* O Hai bluefans73 and rhsb! rshb lieks maeking joolrees? Ai maeks joolry? Ai sees bluesfan473 wif mai teddee bearee. Wif sum uv wut teh nursefs (sum) and CNAs (sum) and nao ai gawts TMJ. Neber had it befoar. Send me a gallon of Rum……and choklit. *rollols bf473 & rhsb moar*
*rollzrollzrollz lyke a beeg snobawl daown teh hill wif KCT an red*
{{{KCT}}} u haz teh TMJ naow? Sweetie u havin teh wurst luck uv aneewun ai eber herd uv!
Nurf FORCED me by get up owt of bed wen ai wus sick. Teh nurfe and CNA forced my nightcloses off an forced my uvver close on when I was crying and saying no, no, no. I was sik abowt dinner and anuvver CNA sed he put it in the refrig. They dragged me down in my wheelchair and forced me to eat and at that point I did WANT my fud. Nurfe also wudnt let me have my pain meds ever. She made humiliation to my elderly for making noyses.
PG 2. Nurfe and CNA made me humiliated 2. I cudnt get up one day wen my blud sugar was too low and another CNA was in a snarky voice that I just didn’t want to eet mai brekfast. Wen ai begged to hab CNA to get anuvver nurfe, He saved me and I told him that I wasn’t now wanting fud. Nurfe Don beleebed me and sabed me Ai has a sad sumtiems and ai sawry abowt saying this. Ai trai nawt to tell but it is harder. {{{{{{bf473}}}}}}
{{{KCT}}}
U want me to showin dem my poynty enz?
{{{{rhsb}}}} U gawt dat rite, babes!
{{{{KCT}}}} you don’t have anything to be sorry about, the staff has no right to treat you or anyone else that way. Can you talk to Cattails about this? It seems to me that formal complaints need to be made about some of the staff.
Wish ai had seen dis sooner today. I hightailed it on over to see KCT this evening and she was still understandably upset. She had a frend visit her yesterday who spoke wif director of nurfing about this. Some serious charges here. Cheezfrends, ur luv and snorgles mean sew much to KCT. She’z had a tuff time uf it this year. {{{{KCT}}}} and {{{{cheezfrens}}}}
Ohai, KCT!
I has happitayle to seeing u!
No, I nawt makin joolrees. I jes buyed teh contaynur foar holdin my eerings.
I did dabblol in cayk dekoraytin, craft payntin, an sope makin, butt nawt do ennyfing in adjis.
I did the same thing except I’m using a tackle box.
Ai happeetayl to see u to rhsb! Well den its art 2!
Chikken Cat, Chikken Cat,
Ebil dewers he stompz tehm flat,
Hitz tehm wif a larg brickbat,
Nevver nevver acks lyke a brat,
Lykes tew ware a stylin cravat!
Luuk owt fer Chikken Cat!
Heer he kums 2 sabe teh dai,
Mighty Mo..Kitteh cums to saye teh dai!
Eggselent! Ai didn’t tink Super Chiken sounded tu gud – but ur Chikken Cat song is furdeh win!
Can I stay up so I’z get to see the Great Chikin leev dippin sauss for all the good boys and gerls?
Dis such a preddee-preddee kitteh, wid sucha lublee spreshun.
Teh mewing rooster iz gonna cluck u up.
Chickencat!!!
(Akshully, hyooman in chikin soot lukz kinda silly 2. And kittehs dont need 2 dress up 2 b awsum anyway)