U know how they compared your playing
U know how they compared your playing to torturing a cat………?
dis kitteh iz much betteh at guitar (video)
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catgut?? NOOOOOOEEEEE!!!!
It’z otay jk2k – dey yooze nylon fur eh stringz naow!
*wypes browww*
whew! iz berree gud tew noe! ai had a skeered!
I fot dey uzed weezlol whiskers.
Orijinlee dey yoozed sheep sinyooz, Aifink wye dey wuz cawled catgut Ai dunno!
Cuz teh cats lieked tu nom them aifinkso.
actually they usually use steel strings. Nylon is for beginners because its less harsh on your finger ends when fretting, then once your fingers harden you can move to steel.
Oooh – good to know! Thanks, Loonylion — and welcome to Cheezland!
not so much awl teh tym, loony. Steel or nylon beez a choyc for vetrun geetar playrz too. Afftr 30 yeerz ai still purrfurr teh nylon on the lower 3, steel on teh upper. Butt (ohmy!) nylon dun last az lawng.
*strrrummmmmmm*
Nylon is for beginners? lol…. not quite. Nylon strings are for classical guitars, not for beginners. Steel strings are simply for standard acoustic guitars.
Actually, nylon isn’t for beginners. There are nylon guitars and steel guitars. Many experienced guitarists actually prefer the sound of nylon strings. Each guitar have a tune of their own, and you can’t put steel strings on a nylon guitar and nylon strings on a steel guitar.. kindof xD
<3
Just another fact to brighten up your day!
You can put nylon strings on a steel guitar but putting steel strings on a nylon guitar will destroy the neck / fretboard / soundboard over time.
Is Okai: teh cats’ guts will be safe!
Catgut never came from cats.
It comes primarily from sheep or goat intestines and it is occasionally made from the intestines of a hog, horse, mule, pig or donkey.
U ain’t herd nuffin yet!
b.b.b.bbbbb.baybee yoo juss aint herd nuffin yet!!
joe walsh?
Noes !! iz Bachman-Turner Overdrive
it was driving me crazy trying to remember dat song. And now I has an earwurm!
Haow did dat get dere?
I’d rather listen to the cat……
..but only wen is purrrrrrrin
Nope.Dun wanna heer no por abyoosed kitteh skreechin anna wailin.
The Hyuge Manatee!!!!
Oh teh Porosity!!
whers teh ayrobix instruktors wen yoo needs tehm?!?!?
Hey hai!!!
Yoo still need sum tish shoos?
*hans lunarmommy big baukz ov VERREE sawt tishhoos, scented laik lylocks*
My grandfather was born and raised in Ballymena in what is now Northern Ireland. He also spent some time working in Scotland before coming to the United States. He told us once that in the Old Country whenever they were going to have a parade and were short a set of bagpipes that they would just go into the alley and grab a cat. They would put the cat’s tail in their mouth and wiggle his legs back and forth. He said you couldn’t tell the difference.
My grandfather told some great tall tales.
Kwit torturing da kitteh!
WYl mai geetar jently RROOOOOWWLLLL!!!!
Iz cat stevens!! teh kittehs faborite mooskmaeker.
nawt teh beeetlols? kitteh favurite bugtoi?
*sniff-sniff…..SNIFFF*
OH NOES…..DATS MAH UNCLE NATE!!!!
ai thot it wuz CC!
oh, don’t fret Dan! it’s not really him, they’re just stringing u along!
oh good, I was just vibrating with worry.
the frequency of such voilins strikes such a chord…..
ah’ll try not to fret.
well not if it wud cause a strain!
I wud note dat yore plucking deez puns owt ob fin air. Gibbon dat dis kitteh iz coming in from teh syde, I guess dis guitar b-flat.
Dat’s berry sharp uv u
Well. teh kitteh can’t pick wich side hez comin in awn.
hes a natural *grin*
*heddesk whilst grinning*
**snikkerin iz agin herd in teh distins**
LOL
Cat haz mai tung!
Frum da look uf teh guitar teh kitteh haz been tryin tu put it owt uf hiz misery.
although, y’all take a close look at the face of that twang-box.
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does that not look like bullet holes?!?!
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now that was a tough crowd.
Hii wuldn’t play Freebird, so they shot him.
Teh kitteh eated it.
Kritiks can be berry krewel!
I finso dat b holez maded bai deh kittehz pointy endz…. trying tu git owt!
Mebbe wuz yoozed in Teh Blooz Brudders Moovie.
U kno, dat seen ware dey iz in teh bar ware dey lykes BOFE kindz of muzik – countree AN westurn?
Rollin, rollin, rollin. Get those Goggies rollin.
Pffft! If Noratehpeeanoplaincat can has her oen yutoob vidyos, tehn so can Ai!
Y-knot, ya got built-in geetar picks.
♪ ♪
And the cats in teh craydlol and teh silber spoon
Littlol boi bloo and teh man in teh moon
When U comin home, dad, I don’t know when,
But we’ll get together then, Son,
You know we’ll have a good time then.
♫ ♪
We yuse to sing tihs Awl Teh Tym! At leest wun LOL a dai we manajed to cram tihs sawng in – ah, happi dais!
Yah, butt Nora haz a ear fer music. Dis kitteh no haz a ear.
wut?? ai kannt heer u!
“whats up pussy cat, whoa whooooaooo ooohhh,”
yay! mai kitteh has had a lol favourited of him!
OOOO!!!! Tom Jonez!!!! * throwz panteez on stayj*
ya know….ah don’t think its ever been established just where the….um….cart….is….ummmm emptied.
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inquiring minds and awl dat.
I’m not shur hooz dey ar…. Red wif blak lace…. mebbee iz urz, Dan??
nah, couldn’t be.
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lace chafes so…….
Oh – ai WANT to ask. . .
*snerk*
spoakin liek sumwun hoo noes…
Well, yoo know – he WUZ – an prollee still iz – an aktor! Cudda com bai teh . . expereince. . . in an eezilee explaynabul way.
nawt necessarily…..table cloths coulda been involved. lace ones, add in a moderate velocity……and dere ya go.
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and btw, it was never claimed that “I” was the one wearing the lace article is question.
*haz a ponder*
*goes to luk*
Yup!! yur rite!! DanCanHasN0Eggsperiencewaringredpantieswifblaklace.
fank yew.
U nebber been tu teh rokkee horror pik chur show!?
Haff de mans der teh lass tyme ai went wuz waring teh redpantieswifblaklace!!
we always just did the show in out street cloths. which given what a “straight-laced uber-geek” I was at that time caused some confusion to the goat-ropers who would come to the show to “start some…..um….trouble”
velocity??
aifink dere be a scale ob knicker velocity….is how much dey ripple wen u passy teh wind!
definatelys nawt mine….deres no naime tag inndem. *gets out lolspeaker* WHOS PANTIES BE DESE?
*whispurrrs to ebreewun*
Ai just can HALP thinking we hav WAY moar fun tahn teh FBs!!
FB? whut’s an FB.
FaleBloggurz
ah, gotcher.
Teh . . .*whispurrs again* . . .Fail Bloggers. Did yoo miss it? Where they came over heer an – behaved laik trollz?? An tehn tehy were sorree – an apololgized – an browt cookiez. It wuz a. . .cweenmj wud prolly know where – just a couple ov daiz ago!
But – ai cant imajin at wich poynt tehy cud get out a lolspeeker an shout “WHOS PANTIES BE DESE!!!”
ai am guardian of miscellanious panties!
LOL!!! Ai guess sumwun has to doo it!!
nawt sew grate wen dey dont WASH dem, i can tell u! Skidders!
I thot it was Mick!
SUMhow he always ends up with mien!
well Z, how do ya think I feel. do you have any idea the number and variety of item flung…..sometimes with great force, onto a stage?
Hao cud yoo – enewun – fling tehm wif grate force? Do tehy put roks in tehm?
lolz! Dan ai feelz ur pain….U has Mister Jones awn ur stage frequently den? And unless dey is made ob a berry. beery heavy matrial, or maybe dey is incon….incoon…erm…leakieness panties, hao is dey being thrown wid force?
ya take anyting flimsy, and wrap it around something metallic, like say a room-key (back when they used “actual” keys) for an example. and ya can get quite a distance out of a pair of skivvies.
Z, yes we have had that mad welshman here a couple of times, and it a great show. He has wimmen from 16 to 60 losing thier cool, and thier unnerwares. I know this from the….items…recovered during strike. I’ve stated this before on one of the shows in question, but here it is for you. There was everything from some that wouldn’t make a respectable eyepatch, to those that I expected to see a paratrouper floating under.
good lord! ai fink i will be safes wid mai rock concerts….least ppls jus seem tew throw glow stickies and glow wristbands there…
Wuz awn 6/9 awn da 6a.m. lol. Wuzzn’t dere wen it happened but came in after. Wuz cake crumbes an wreckage ebberywear.
nawt cake crumblies in de unnerwears! (dey will leave trails and teh burdies will follow…an teh kittehs will follow birdie traill)
Ifinkso nawt eben da burdies will eat da cake crumblies owta unnerwares!
Thankz 3kittymomma! Ai dint remembrrr . . .ai think ai just gotted bak frum teh TTI awn that day. Nite! Ai got hoam just befoar midnite!l
An nao – ai haz to go out fur a wile! Barney laiks to go out – but he cant go aloan, ov corse!
Happi yu are home safely an had a wunnermous tyme!
Deh Fail Blog peepz invaded on ower rite neer deh top wif an attack on tessm.
dey cameded frum deyre
for no apparent reesun.
Deh neggst day I postifyinged a commintarry on deh hole sordid affair.
Well that duzn’t luk rite, but I’ll b dammed if I iz gonna try tu fixifying it….. *goez in seerch uv chokklit martoonee*
Jus frow dem in teh lawst adn fownd wif teh otter panties.
U be surprized whut wuz inna lawst adn fownd at mai unclols rezort.
falsie teef? eye patches? a small but cute kitteh?
Otters wares panteez?
Nawt teh drunk wunz.
Dat’s teh nawt-sekkund fing dat comez awf.
Nawt ownli wif otter Ifinkso.
U haz dat problum alsew, 3km?
Um, I nawt know wat yu tawlkin bout.
Semes liek maibe i bin remis in hleping yu awl mantane da daykormu arown heer. maibe ai wuz purmoated b yawnd mai abilla tea.??? Ennywaiz it semez sum ar dansing berree klos tu da ej.
**Red comez in**
**seez hur unnerwares**
**cashulee pikks dem up an leevs**
:O dems were urs?
Yah, dey wuz.
SUMBODEE keeps steelin dem!
How mani tymes haz yur momma towld yu tu keep up wif yur panties! *sigh* Kids nebber lissen!
ai fowt it wus tew allways wear matchun unnnerweres? Sew dat iffen u get sqwished bai summat, u nat look daft in de hopsickle?
Wat wii matchin owr unnerwears tu?
Purse an shoos?
but..but….all mai unnerwears be erm…red an black….nawt saing dem frum earliers are mine…but mai purse itd yello an my trainers black an pink! wat am i gonna do?!
I keep an exty payre in teh glub compartmint of teh car, jes in cayse I’m inna axsident.
Lyk Bill Cozbee sed, “Nawt sekkund u say it, den u do it!”
Conga rats fur Ur kitteh. U can gib him this sammun foar a treet.
* handz zelkina teh 100 lb king sammuns fresh frum teh ribber *
tankies fer teh conga ratz! Chizel wud say tankies fer teh sammon but he tew busy steelin mai poppycorms. an clawing me.
Kitteh no haz a ear fer musik.
Troo, but he nose what he lykes.
Moastly high brow mewsik fer shur!
Der aer plenty ob tails in opera, but awlsew in folk mewsik.
Getting ready fer teh road tour: Ceileeng cat unplugged.
The Basement Minions fer support act.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past ree sently adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
iz troo, teh Cryer iz berree berree gud blog! Ai haz tew goe an bissit ebberee dai foar teh laytist noos!
*luuks at clok*
*wundurrs where teh gnu lol iz*
Silly, they post teh lols on ICHC, not on ur clock.
LOL @ “Freebird”. Went to a Kip Winger show years ago and he said there was someone in ebbery crowd who’d request dat (not one of his songs) and sure ’nuff, somebody yelled out fer it!
(Hims just on TV earlier this week, show called “Legends & Lyrics” on PBS). Too bad he’s allergix to kittehs.
werddepressed ated my last comment. :’(
This goes up to elebenty!!1!!
is half pasty one in teh monings here in uk! ai shud b in bed…but ai has teh writin bug tonite…ai jus dunt wanna stop. an my kitteh be usin my dressin gown over the back of teh chair as a tent….
Not cool! Did you put the cat in there just to get a lolcat pic? Those scratchmarks look like the poor cat didn’t want to be put in there!
HOUDINI!!! Holy crap! Mel’s kitteh iz now a lolcat that’s awesome. Congrats Mel and Houdini!
look at source info. Pic is unknown and just captioned by someone. So if it was done specifically for a lolcat pic, it wasnt the poster that did it.