Mad Cow?
Mad Cow? Swine Flu?
u definitely dont wantz dis mad cao.
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Hoo noze
Ai aern’t wurrid – Ai’m a dukk
Deer Dukkipuss!
Happy top ov teh brayd to yoo!! An fast awn yur heels – we see nun odder tahn Ambercat an Judson!
Sum tee? Url Grey? Sum nice hawt crumpit wif budder an jam? Let mee see – oh luk!! BLACK raspberree jelly!! Want to trai it???
Thx Janet. Blakk razzberree jam sowndz innerestin! Juss wat Ai nead 2 gib me teh enejee 2 go shoppin!
Ai hav sum akshool yello raspberreiz, too! but nawt enuf to maek jelly wif.
ohai and good morning and congarashumalshuns to the leaders of the brayde…. and ai has a curious, about the whirled-famous lundun cheezmeet. we can has pictures? or, has ai missed them (while being exiled in Spamberia — a story which ai must tells at some point)?
We ar AWL wayting wif brethless annii. . .auntiepeep. . .we reelee wants to heer it!
Wuz it prittee there?? Flours an ancient inns? An Abbeys where Henry teh VII wuz? An villages wif naymes laik “Tiddleewinks” an thatched roofs? An wunnderful teas? An parks an pikniks an swans an duckies awn teh river? An kittehs on charming stone fences wif tags that say “I bite” an tehy reelee DOOO?? 
An cassles where Teh conquiring William visited offen? Iz that waht Spamberia iz laik???
There ar sum pikchoors ov teh whirrld fey mouse Lundun Cheezmeet ober at Cheezfrenz. An there ar lotz of tehm in mai camera! Ai just need to figyoor out hao to taek them out!
*whispurrs*
Ohai Janetofmennykittehs!
Ai hav found that teh eesieest way tu get teh pics out of the kamera, is tu get wun of those card-readers! just check on the boks dat it reeds your card… (daddehcat diddunt check that…gud for me – not so gud for hims).
Den all u have tu du, is plugg it in de puter, open an eksplorer windurr and find the card, find the pics an copy them over tu your harddisk!
eesie – peesie!
an btw – ai know that there prolly is a cable to connect ur camera tu your puter, ai just find the cheep card reader eesier tu use!
Ohai, evverybuddy. Janet, duz yu haz a Mac? I do…I just connect teh cable to camra and ‘pyuter, and teh pixshoors come right on in and show up on skreem. (I skreems becuz pix ov me do nawt lukk like mental imij I haz of self. Whatta shokk!)
Yes! Ai do hav a Mac – an SUMWHERE ai hav cabuls an a manual taht prollee tellz me sumething! Hav ai red it?? LOL!!! EbreewunCanHas3Guesses!!
*hedbonks Booklion*
Ohai! Lovely to bee seeing u!
ur rite – macs are a bit eesier that way
I’ve just found dat all my cameras wunt me tu innstall sumfing or otter – butt (!!!) my cardreader just pops up wiffout any bother
*Hedbonks Nennepus*
God dag, Nenne, gud to be seeing yu, 2.
Day I switched frum Windows to Mac wuz happi, happi day.
no
it wuz nawt so beautiful. However, the peeps there wuz all reeely happy, becuase they all had receebed elebenty gazillion munnies that were found in a bank account of teh dead relative of teh lottery-winning head of teh african oil industry ex-ecutive who wuz dying of teh pleh dizeeze … they wuz just waiting fer teh check to arrive.
ai will haz to look at cheezfrenz, but ai am nawt a member of that ill us try us group …
There arnt so menee there! It wuz Upfi an Annipuss hoo had tehm. Ummm – waht cud we doo to put tehm sumwhere where ebreewun cud see them?
Ummmm – ai must admit – ai’m sumwhat laik booklion. Ai, too, do a lot ov skreeming an cringing!
In mai mind, ai’m still 29!!
Oh! Thos happpe an luckee peeple in Spamberia!!!
Too bad WE dont hav ene ded relatives in Afrika hoo want to giv us their munnies!
Mebbe they will yuse teh munnies to redocorate the interiors of teh compyters … if dat wz less than luvvly site of conferensee.
Welkom bakk to Cheezland, Pd’B!
Which reminds me…hazz ennybuddy opened a flannik-cleening serbiss in Chaazland yet? I fink it might be needed…
LOl!! Ai wuz sumhao hoeping thoz flanniks mite be DIS pozabul!
Butt *hangs hed in shayme* ov corse, we must think ov teh urth. Heer in Cheezland, ov AWL plaices, we shud be thinking ov that! An setting teh gud eggs amp lol!
d’Beakre labz haz a handydandy driveup recyLol centre fur da flannicks where Igor adn himz minions aer hard a twerk savin Dan Vironment. I hear himz haz ebben figger’d out how to turnpre-digestivessistem kitteh fur; postconsumer kitteh fur recycloling, not so easy to recyclol, asksully.
oopsie should be “…turn [space] predigestivesistem kitteh fur into stuffs relevant to yr intersts” . dunno wot happn’d. must need moar coffeez oar sumfing…*wandrez off leaving italians own…
WONDER TWIN POWERS – ACTIVATE!
gud jawb we bofe juss eet grass an aycorms!
Okrahoma Ref for teh WIN!!!
Yer a pig!
Fat cow!
there are bacon cheezeburgers in some kittehs future
Nawt riep yet tho!
teh end?
Ya gotta grab the bull by the horns
Also be vary, vary carefull of teh hoof and mouf diseese!
dat foot in mouf deeseeze, I gotz it bad
MOOOOOOving right along…
Don’t be fooled by their looks. They are plotting our destruction!
I think it’s bacon and cheezeburger time!
It’s agreed… EAT MOR CHIKKEN
The caption-it has reminded me of a book I used to read to my kids. Involving a pig in search of something (can’t remember) but they trade sounds and eventually say oimoo as a result of their friendship. Can’t place the title since I am up waaaay past my bedtime. Mebbe another cheezpeep will remember of what I am talking about. ^_^
We just need a crow or some bird and we would have west Nile.
If someone here could translate my above comment to lolz Iwould be able to write lolz thanks.
Ohai, 5_eagles, there used to be a translater someone had set up somewhere on line.. I’ll see if I can find it. Does anyone else remember where? Only works one way though… English to Lolspeek if I remember right.
It wuz Lololympics – sumthing laik that. He (ai think) wuz just heer fur a bit druing teh olympiks – an then went away. But ai seem to remembrr that program there.
eep! I founded it!!
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http: // speaklolcat.com/
just close up teh spaces!
OMAICC!!!
Ai went! That’s it! An it haz a link to teh Lolcat Wiki page. An. . .ai think ai may faint!
There iz a pear 0 graff about Ceiling Cat. An it sez it needs a “citation.” About hao Ceiling Cat becayme . . . they dont hav a citation!
It mite me ME!!! Ai thot – ai sed it furst – at ICHC. But ai dint know that no wun else had sed it. Ai awlwaiz thot ai mite ask Teho . . .he seemed to know teh histree ov these things . . .
FANK uz so MUCH Skwirrl!
I iz a strngrz here, stilz, lolcatz skills, I ain’t gotz ‘em!
I iz bare-a**ed som timz! (Inserts blushy blushy emoticon herz!)
I go study berri hard….WAITZ!!!!
thinkz I needz choklits, albays studee bettr wid choklits! LOL!!
But 1sts, NOM NOMS! Lunch timz! THEN , the choklits, then the studies……
ai is nawt berry long being nawt-secund here maiself…u piks awl ob it up easerleee enuffs, butt*gigglols* ai finds maiself typing in lolspeask to mai fwends…dey be nawt understandin ob me!
You can go to:
speaklolcat.com
It does bidirectional speak…I think!
Yay fur yoo too. PootyTat! But – Ink wiring minds wantz to know!! Hao did yoo – hoo ar still kwite noo – know that????
Oar ar – LOL!!! OK! Just tell me! HAO did you know?
Research, my dear! When I first started “lurking” here, I needed to know all I could…I found it on Google, I think it was, a while ago and bookmarked it…
Hao are you today, Janet?
Ai’ll trai it!!
Wii just needz a kroh oar sum burd an wii wud hav west Nyal.
Enewun else wantz to giv it a trai?? Verree A shuns awn a theeem???
here we go … a crow, with the ininiimiit… imitiniabl … cannawt be emmy tatered David Attenborough …
crows? here\’s some crows
Wayte wayte wayte! If yu comines teh swine flue birus wif teh West Nile birus, and a few ovver assorted bird flu biruses, dem dat will be a birus to tayke over teh urf!
Bedder order a gross of flanniks! Weze gonna need them!
*bilds sum fyres*
*putz out big call druns filled wif wadder ober tehm*
*pore in lotz of strong sope*
*putz up lions fur hanging teh lawn dree in teh son*
OK!!! Ai think we’re gud to go!!
Cant sees it caws teh intertoob cafe sais it is “illeeglol” *sighs* In KC at teh Plaza (swankly areea) has a peeriod wen teh Crows and messess teh Plaza AWL OBER teh plases. Sawry PdB that Ai cant sees ur pikshur. Teh PTBs akt up.
O mai CC!!! Crows ar SOOO smart!!
But – LOL!! Philippe! HAO do yoo FIND these things???
*stage whisper*
(pssssttt …. googlol is yer frend)
pig: “U R udderly mooovelous”
Cao: “Moooooooi? U r speshal in oinksly life!”
retards swine flu has nothing to do with pigs.
Just another american “bozo” that gave it a name.
It’s a joke. Take one.
Eggscoos meh! Ai haz an annownzmin….*Skweeeeoooo* *Noiz uv mikrofonelol* Ai saw teh doktor an cud put mai borked leg on by 50% *nawt pownds* and am nao moov leg at 100% bendy than 0%. Wi started teh making mai noo nee bak to traing to getz that noo nee working agin. *noo nee skweeking and needs oil* U may return to ur LOLs. Fank U!
Wut gud noos! Shmooz adn WD40 2 U, KCT
Gawta goes. Bekkyfast!
LOL!!!!!! omg amazing hahahahahahaha love it. <3
Good one… both of them shall meet up and discuss who is the greatest of all…