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Dis really gets mai goat
u hav got tew b kidding me
Wot a silly billy!
u betcha! Here, evreebuddee, luk whut Annipuss has for us
nom sip
Naow get owt uv dat!
*Looks around for teh cheezpeepz. Hello – lo – lo – lo (Taht’s an echo) Anybody home?
Dere wuz lossa peeps abowt fur teh lass lol – mennee moar dan yooshuel fur a Caturdai. Praps dey aer awl sleapin it off naow!
Ai iz heer… sorta… ai nawt promissing mai brayn sells iz heer, mind yu…
Ohai P.K. Leftid a message awn yur profile.
*scurrees awf tu luk*
*voice shouts frum teh mists* no ones home!
Oh, dere you are!
Ohai, Anni and Zelkina. What’s news with youse?
We haz warmer wevver agane affer a weekweekweek uv cawld an wet.
I’z a naytiv Washingtonian, I’z yoozed to cawld n wet. Nawt like it, just yoozed to it.
issa better dawn here in teh south as well…nice an sunny. hao is u, q? Schmoos an hedbonks dis fyne afternoons!
but is teh gote coming or goin?
Ai doan’t fink him’s goin enniware! Him’s stukk!
between the baas!
LOL!!
Now Im feeling sheepish I dint think of that one!
Aer ewe?
Escape arteest: nawt quite
billy teh kid jail break fail…..
Sumbuddy bedder tell teh Nanny.
Now I has “Jail Break” in my hed.
Hey! The Car Talk guys are talking about Sham-wows! (Car Talk, btw, for non-’mericans is a radio show with twobrtothers who talk about cars, human relationships, nad everythong ele. Ver funny)
I lyked the suggestion that to dry the rain soaked caroet you pour in a cuppa gasoline and lite it up.
“hey, guys! Watch this!”
BOOM!!!!!!!
ah’m baaaaahd tew teh boan!
LOL
Gud moarnin ebribodee; ai jus gotted bak frum da V-E-T fore Samson’s nezt tu last Puppee baksinashuns. Himz wayz 22.2 pounds (nawt ingerish munneez) an iz in purrfect helf. Wii discussed de remobal of da dew klaws (iz beri contribershan – Gt. pyrennez can has lots ob troublols wif da dew clawz teerin off). Dt. TinyCat sayd Samson’s clawzz are gud in hi an attachded beri well. Ai haz a hapitayle.
Yay fur Samson!!!! *dansdans*
Plz tu nawt be pikking him up ennymoar, otay? Him big boy wif 4 gud feets uv hims own!
Dewclaws bee a noosance. *razberrees dewclaws*
Ai tryz nawt tu pik himz up, butt (snerk) himz bed/kennel iz onna over side ob da kawfee tablol an himz still doen lik tu go init sew iz ever walkwalkwalkdragdragdrag of jus carri tu bed. Himz startz Caninegarden in tu weeks sew hopin den noe more pikke up.
Him nawt lyk tu go in hims kennel? *hazza pondur* Ai shur we discusd in class ways tu get tehm tu lyking teh kennel…
awl gud newses! yay fer bom an samson! btw bom, chizel be a mad at me…ai put awn his collar an his id tube fingy dat holds mai address iffen him wander off….he nawt sew keen aksully!
Ai nawt suprised Chizel noe likkee da collar. Ai haz free cats, an wun ob dem hazzda weer da goggie collar wif da lether an medlol clikkee fing, eels himz pullz if orf. U might wanna chk of collars were de putz da id info on da coller itzsef, den nawt sew mush stuf onna nek.
Ai wented fru free colollars (wudda bin foar, but teh naybur fownd wun adn gabe it bakk) befoar ai gibbd in adn kept it awn.
Ai kept loozin dem, but Papa juss kept buyin dem, adn wuddnt let meh go owtsyd wiffowt wun.
Iz coz yur Papa luvs yu, an nawt wanting yu tu get losted. Him’s an eggsalad Papa tu yu.
issa idea, dat is! but id barrel issa temporarys till him is chipped. h be lettin mai bf takes teh pixtures of him atm…he such a poser, dat cat is!
yay fur {{{BOM}}} an {{{Samson}}}
*runs in*
*squeezes Cheezfriends*
We have set up an IV coffee stand for anybody in need.
failblog.org/2009/06/13/fail-van/#comment-469149
*runs back to failblog*
Thanks, Iusuallylurk!!!
We are always in need.
*squeezes Iusuallylurk* Hope I did that right! Oh heck!! {{{{{Iusuallylurk}}}}}}
LOL Aifinkso ebreewun gunna get teh idea, whicheber langwidge hugs be in.
Ryte nao, we trai tu teech tehm abowt cake in teh brakeruum when tehy haz trolls… tehy has a dredful infestayshun, ryte owt uv control!!!
*focks shuffles in, carrying cup of cawfee*
Ohai cheezfrens! Happee caturday!
ohai! happee caturdai tew u tew!
Gud moarning, focksee.
Happee Caturday!
Ohai PK! BTW, despite anyfing u may have heared, ai has been noware neer Western Jermany latelee.
*kicks closet door shut behind her*
*shakes head*
Nu-uh. Nope. Nawt me.
o.O
O.o
*trais tu peek arown teh focksee tu teh closit*
*Attempts to distractify, er, entertain PK*
Oooh, PK, heer r mai kittehs, Boris and Natasha! They wants to meet u, aifinkso.
*Smilols warmly, steering PK away from closet*
*pondurs*
*litebulb goes awf ober hed*
*holds up Cory-Bear, tehn tossis him jentlee tu ICHF*
*makes a brake fur teh closit*
Bebbeh Cory-Bear! Skweeeeeeee!!!
*catches teh bebbeh, snorgles & schmoos*
*yoinks opin closit door whyle ICHF be utterlee distractifaied*
Otay, PK, here’s teh deal. Iffen ai gibs Cory-Bear back to u, u sees nuffing in teh closet, rite? Izzit a deal?
*offurs paw to shake*
Er, forgot to menshun that other paw still holds teh Cory-Bear.
Trust me — teh Cory-Bear also be holding yur uvver paw…..
*watches teh cyoot Cory-Bear du hims best tu nom wun uv teh fockses fingers awf wif teh sharp lil back scissur teefs*
But but but ai wants tu see! But but but ai needs mai babycat back….
Owie! Teh little needle teefs!
Ok, ok, iz nawt a kitnapper u noes!
*Gibs Cory-Bear back to his mawm*
U “sees nuffing” in teh closet, rite PK?
*winks*
*taeks Cory back*
*Cory grabs neerist fingur in paws an starts traiing tu nom it awf at teh nukkle*
Donut taek it purrsunallee, iz his gnu fing him duz. *sigh*
Iz tru… ai nawt seed a fing inna closit… Nuffing at awl. Just utter nuffingniss, lyk teh blackniss between teh stars, oar teh space between a troll’s eers.
*Wipes paw across forehead* Whew!
.
Well, PK and ovver cheezpeeps, gotta run for nao. I has to finish an articlol this week-week-weekend for teh mewseum magazine. I’ll stop by to say ohai iffen I can. Schmoos!
O hai, guise. Hay, ICHF, I can borrow ur faux fox fur fez? kthx
*goes to closet, opens door*
Hay! What’re u doing wif all these– *faints*
PK! Halp me drag LCB outta here! Ai gotta run awf! Halp me PK, ur my only hope!
*puts Cory awn LCB’s chest*
*grabs LCB’s feets*
*drags LCB away frum teh closit*
Ugh, tu much caek, yu haz had it!
Hay! I resemble that remark.
Now, if u don’t mind, I has to go now and get my frosting re-smoothed.
Gud moarnin focksee, Anni brouted kukkies upfred. Iz glummee in eye-oh-wae-ah houz in ur nek oh da woods?
Ohai naybor! Wii has teh sunshine today. Yayyy!!
Hai, peeplz! Iz enybudy heerz?
I seriously cant understand a word anybody is saying
Not even one? Wow. That’s a new record.
issa fing. sum ppls are born wid teh abillery to understand lol speak, sum arent. like bein able tew curl ur tounge
Ai wuz thinking about what makes site attractive, seems liek is playing with words, and playing with ideas, punning.
Is sumthing that appeals to much less than haf of population, Ai finks.
But U is welcome to stay.
‘Member, if U can’t say anything nice, keepz fingers awf keyboard!
I iz so board and i haz nobady 2 talk too!
So get involved in a conversation already in progress above this. *points upthread*
But please keep in mind, this is not a chatroom, and people drop in and out as they can. This means there are sometimes long delays before responses.
Play nice and you’re welcome to join in.
O okayz! Tanks for da hedz-up, prysma!
Heerz annuver.
If u wants tu reply tu sumwunz poast, yooz teh “Reply” link awn dat commint. If it duzznt has wun, dat meenz deyr nawt nesting ennymoar, so lukk upfred until u seez wun tu yooz.
Wen u yooz teh commint bawx at teh bottum ob teh payj, ur comment ends up at teh bottum ob teh payj, nawt as a nested reply.
Welkum tu Cheezland, and has fun!
I can has nest?
Yu can!
An yu can has welcomes an cookees, tu! *offers plate uv sordid cookees*
Thx!
Om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Well! If lil Billy hattent tryed to horn in on sumbunny elfes spayce, he wooden be in dis pwedicamint! GM, Cheezfrens!
lol gud mornin 2 u, mrs_z!
This is in Cherokee, North Carolina at the petting zoo. I remember going there. That goat always got stuck there.
i iz heer, i wuz owt at teh stor. see, yestirday i wneted to teh Big Sale an byed summer pants, t-shirts, an unmenshunables. i tryed evreefing on at teh store, but wen i gotted home an started wering sum ob tehm, i fotted, oh, theez are too big. so today i taked bak teh fings taht are too big an gotted better sizes. yoo kan try fings on at teh stor an finkso tehy fit, but iz only wen yoo get tehm home an start doing stuff in tehm taht yoo kan tell if tehy reelly fits. forchantly, teh store haz very eezy return polissee.
plus i wuz sleep-deprived yestirday, had to doing a sleep study teh nite before, i duznt sleep hardly at all away frum hoem so wuz study in fyootility, ifinkso. anyway, i knowz i duznt snore, at leest. so i wuz too sleep-deprivd to tell if my pants wuz too big till i gotted home and tehy wuz falling down. like teh guyz that werz tehms pantsses below tehms butts. not a gud luk for anywun, speshuly me
but i digress. i iz heer, an taht iz very kyoot an funny goat.
*ponders going bakk to bed*
oai lunarmommy! schmooz and hedbonks to yew! i hassa unnerstandin der be an iv coffeee stand abouts here sumwere…
iz teh nise folks ober on failblog, ifinkso, hoo inbited us. i finks mebbee wut i needs iz massive sleep infyoozun. haz had sleep deprivayshun for abowt three weekweekweeks now, culdnt sleep in hotels on vakayshun, culdnt sleep wen we gotted home cawz i had bad cold, kittehs are in “play all nite” summer mode an donut let me sleep (eggsept tehy letted hubby sleep all niet wen i wuz gon for teh sleep study, go figyur).
Iz prolly cuz dey liek u better, aifinkso.
Ai knoz whut U meens about teh sleep studies, wuz lek that for me. For me iz nawt so mush snooring as suddenly having passage blolocked.
Best wishes 4 yur sleepz!
Angelplume!! Ai clicked reply and gotted sent tu bottom of cla page. Butt (!!) did sho up here after Uawlz wuz gone. Sew maybee dat ahcnages WP bee havoriur.
add ehshun: mai reeply wuz nested where Blongs.
…it’s funny cus I don’t know him.
at first it looked like the pole was going through him!!! but it wasn’t.