Comments on: I tries dis. It werks for da baby birdz

By: kittehluverzcommitehleaderz

kittehluverzcommitehleaderz — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:36:25 +0000

TWEET TWEET

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:10:23 +0000

Kitteh needz a dental!

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:46:08 +0000

Oooooh Solo Meow….”

By: jntnds

jntnds — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:11:03 +0000

stoopid birdie

By: arch

arch — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:38:48 +0000

This may well work, a Cardinal parent will stuff food into any gaping maw.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:33:02 +0000

Morning dreemz ar teh mostest vivid fur meh tu, adn lyk urz dey is full ob weerd chaynjing adbenchur adn rayrlee has peeps ai rekkignyz. But ai has a hard tym remememembrn dem kuz dey slips away so kwik as ai waykz up.

By: imakittykat

imakittykat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:55:18 +0000

Ewww dat dosent sound too apetizing

By: Garbledina

Garbledina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:54:00 +0000

Now someone vomit in the cat’s mouth, it’s hungry.

By: imakittykat

imakittykat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:31:04 +0000

now give meh mai fud or u will beh srry!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:29:23 +0000

Mah tonsils, let me show you dem.

By: Dezi

Dezi — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:07:56 +0000

it wantz to eat da burds fud!!

By: Maus

Maus — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:13:43 +0000

You use really dark roast coffee, and make it really strong, with less water than usual. It should come out almost like espresso, only thinner. Serve with sugar. No milk or cream. Yummy!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:59:08 +0000

MAUS!

I nawt seen u in ajdis!

So, wut iz Spain-style brewin?

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:54:46 +0000

Iz grate pome! Fank yuu JackDeth.
Mai kitteh, he duz deh leggz rubbinz rite naow.

By: Maus

Maus — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:48:42 +0000

Mornin’, Red. I has sum extry-dark roast coffee, brewed Spain-style.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:45:36 +0000

*clappity clappity*

Awsum poetree eben erleeur tehn usual! Yu rock!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:44:28 +0000

Yay, Jack! Wunnermus az awlwayz!

Kitteh can awlso try: standin awn teh chest an meowin in teh fayse trik.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:44:24 +0000

Ai gots vanilla Earl Grey tee wif obseen amownts uv sugar innit…. no cawfee, tho. Plehplehpleh.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:40:36 +0000

**Red comez stragglin in, still warin hur pj’s**

YAWN!!!

‘Mornin Cheezland! Ennybodee gots sum cawfee dey iz willin to shaer?

By: Q.

Q. — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:36:53 +0000

I haz a loaf of Zingerperson’s bread in the kitchen even as we speak.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:32:29 +0000

Smrtee brayn Kitteh
knoez dat summtymes Hewminz habz
2 beez pooshd 2 feenk

Moarneeng iz nawtz besst
tyme 4 Hewminz hoo jusst wawntz
kwyitt andz cawfee

Ifz Oapunn Mowff Trikk
duz nawtz wurkz. Kitteh willz yooz
T3h Leggz Rubbinz Trikk!

If datz duz nawtz wurkz,
Kitteh will tryz 2 oardurr
Oppoazzibill Fumbz!

Jack.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:20:49 +0000

Akshullee, it waz nawt skerry at awl, uvver tehn lil momints lyk hiding an hoping ai nawt get seend. Moar eksiting.

Ai lubs dreems lyk taht tu. Ai be teh cween uv berry vivid an intricate dreems, it kinduv developd teh bedder ai gotted at riting. Ai hates waking up sumtiems!!!

But ai nawt oftin haz reel peeps in tehm. An eben less oftin peeps az awsum az LCB!

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:14:56 +0000

JCH4K an udder Cheezfriends

Fer deh bestest choklit cheery bred, yuu shud come to A-Squared. Deh Zingermans Deli (whish is shortly fer “deelishus”, aifinkso) maeks dis kind ub bred and it is nummy beeyond bee-leaf. Dey sell it on de webbysite too, sew it iznot onlee Meeshigan peeps hoo can gets it.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:11:42 +0000

But but but she mussels in awn mai commets an peeps donut kno it’s rly me an mebbe get confuzzled! An Ai wud sooooo lyk teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet to be EBEN bigger an EBEN funnerer tahn teh larst toow! Wiv EBEN mor diffrunt contrees rerpe…prepre…reprse..wiv cheezpeeps form EBEN mor diffrunt contrees!

So get yur bids in erly for wehr an wehn we has it!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:10:21 +0000

Wow!! Sum dreem! Ai – well – it wuzn’t TOO skeeree wuz it? Ai just LUV dreems laik that! Full ov stranj and interesting things!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:07:18 +0000

But. . .but. . .*tremblee lip* taht stoopy posh bint in teh beeg hat iz reelee nice!!! An she lives neerby, too! Ai think she’d hav lots ov fun, too!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:03:20 +0000

*luks thotful* Her gibbed wunnermus hugs in mai dreem, tho.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:02:33 +0000

*yawns lyk kitteh in picshur*

Gud moarning, cheezpeeps!

LCB be arown? Ai hadda weerdist dreem, an her waz innit.

Ai hadda du sumfing fur class wif sparklee colured gems fur sum reezun, but sum aleeuns sed, “Gib us stones oar we pwn yu!” an no wun beeleebed me, so LCB waz gunna halp me steel tehm. An her hadda big locked cashboks in her car awl fulla shiny fings altho ai dunawt gno whair she gotted VLC 1- an 2-dollur coins eksept mebbe mai pokkits. An we steeled teh stones, we hadda hide alot an get a passwurd frum sumwun but ai cannawt rememer. An we camed tu mai partmint onlee sum Mens in Black camed an we hided an tehy nawt finded me but tehy finded her an tehy gibed her injekshun uv sumfing an ai traid tu stop tehm but waz nawt kwik enuff. Her runned awf an teh Mens in Black sed it waz sumfing aleeun… ai cannawt rememer if her WAZ a aleeun oar it waz spost tu make her fink her waz a aleeun.

An tehn alarm wented awf an kittehs jumpt awn me an sed “Dunawt hit snooze agen we want brekkyfist IMMEDIATLEEEEEE!!!!!!!”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:59:05 +0000

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:55:59 +0000

*yawn* We just did yunit awn veturnaree dentistree (Cory waz thair an had kweschuns *giglol*) but ai nawt wake enuff tu rememer ennyfing. Can juss abowt rememer mai own naem. Aifinkso, ennyway. Iz “wewantbrekkfastnaonaonao” ryte? Iz what mai kittehs sed…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:51:13 +0000

If ais be opin, an kittin seem preddy stabul an iz eeting otay, problee yu cud wayt longer ‘tween feedings, lyk ebree 3-4 owrs oar when her wake up lyk teh kittin in teh lol, whicheber coming nawt-sekkund. Iz nawt offishullee rekmendid, but itr wurked berry well fur Eva.

Ai meend tu ax yu, what yu be feeding her, an hao, an hao much? *crossis fingers it nawt be strayt cow milk*

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:45:50 +0000

See, this is where u put the cheezburgers!

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:58:43 +0000

lolz! si watched a performance ob dat wen ai was at skool…all dese yrs ago…..”feed me seymour, feed me now!”

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:57:31 +0000

aww africat, u kno hao lucky u are? ai has missed all dat wid mai chizel. him was 3 months old wen ai got him, so ai missed out awn all dat….a has a liddle bit of a jealous of u!

By: trewzdaze

trewzdaze — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:43:32 +0000

Oh annipuss! Dat wuz so purrrfekt!!
Feedz meh, mummaeh burd!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:42:33 +0000

Nawt tuu angree noe. Dere wurnt anee flamin torches an pitchfurks wur dere?

Byefurnao! Goin hoam soon, wull keep yu up tu dait awn teh nu arribal. Kthxbye.

By: Q.

Q. — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:40:26 +0000

But where’s your blooness so I can see dem?

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:37:24 +0000

awwww *shmoos teh poor sad bottom lip* there, there, ah’m ur frend.

ai leff a message awn ur profyle but ai repeetz heer….u haz noo bebeh kitteh ur hand-raisin??!!
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wat dew wii want?
Pixures!!!
Wen dew wii want tehm?
Weneber u haz tyme!!

hmmm, taht dint sownd bery angree mobish, did itz?

By: Priss

Priss — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:33:53 +0000

kitteh needz toof cleaning.

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:33:40 +0000

An ai faut yu wus mai friend… *quivering bottom lip*

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:30:58 +0000

Teh bedder tew nom u wiff, mai deer! Wait….wut?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:28:47 +0000

Mai! Wut beeg teef yu haff!!!

By: zelkina

zelkina — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:26:36 +0000

wen be dere anodder cheezemeet? dis tyme, ai will b deeres!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:21:56 +0000

Kitteh, ai reely dint want tew kno taht mush bowt teh innsyde uv ur mouff!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:21:17 +0000

Pffft! Stoopy posh bint in teh beeg hat! Taht wus MAI jentul inveetayshun to teh Furred Lunnon Cheezmeet!

By: Ruth James

Ruth James — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:16:31 +0000

an wun dai sune Ai’ll put mai fotos oop an tell yu awl wot fun we had – Ai fink Ai gawt teh bestest deel cos Ai gawt to meet teh mostest cheezpeeps, fur teh lawngest tym – Teh Sekkund Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet caym in sevrul installmunts!

An fur awl tohse plannin a visit to TTI in teh nekst twelb munfs, plees to let me kno wen wud be teh best tym fur Teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet, an wher in Lunnon yu wud lyk to meet!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:49:32 +0000

Yesh!

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:47:21 +0000

Sleep – in, that is…

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:46:47 +0000

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz’s to ya Janet!! I think I’m headed in the direction of a sleepin myself!!

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:45:03 +0000

You’re all a twitter this mornin’Anni! CongaShoeLaces…