I tries dis. It werks for da baby birdz
I tries dis. It werks for da baby birdz
u can tri teh steeling method 2.
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LOL!!! Yay fur yoo Annipuss!! “Tweet?”
Dass wat teh babbeh burds sai to teh mummeh burd!
Oh annipuss! Dat wuz so purrrfekt!!
Feedz meh, mummaeh burd!!
Conga-ratz on yore naught sekone! *tweet*”
Me and Fluffly B, Daisy tide 4 naught-naught sekond…
Luks laik a TY for nawt-nawt sekond!
Ebreewun CAN go to teh Ty Boo Teek. Ai wuz piquing in teh windoe a cuppla daiz ago – an there iz a noo Snoglobe!! Teh General Wolf stachoo in Greenwich park wif littlol Cheezpeeps gathered under it! Commemoatez teh 2nd Internashunal Lundon Cheezmeet!!
Ai haz putted a fyoo pic awn mai profiel fur teh peepl hoo wuzn’t dere.
Thanks Anni!!! Philllipe d’B wuz luking fur sum!! Ai’ll put mine up too – az soon az a fuggyoo out hao! Bai taht taim, ai can prolly put up teh wuns fur teh THURD meeting, too!!
an wun dai sune Ai’ll put mai fotos oop an tell yu awl wot fun we had – Ai fink Ai gawt teh bestest deel cos Ai gawt to meet teh mostest cheezpeeps, fur teh lawngest tym – Teh Sekkund Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet caym in sevrul installmunts!
An fur awl tohse plannin a visit to TTI in teh nekst twelb munfs, plees to let me kno wen wud be teh best tym fur Teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet, an wher in Lunnon yu wud lyk to meet!
Pffft! Stoopy posh bint in teh beeg hat! Taht wus MAI jentul inveetayshun to teh Furred Lunnon Cheezmeet!
But. . .but. . .*tremblee lip* taht stoopy posh bint in teh beeg hat iz reelee nice!!! An she lives neerby, too! Ai think she’d hav lots ov fun, too!!
But but but she mussels in awn mai commets an peeps donut kno it’s rly me an mebbe get confuzzled! An Ai wud sooooo lyk teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet to be EBEN bigger an EBEN funnerer tahn teh larst toow! Wiv EBEN mor diffrunt contrees rerpe…prepre…reprse..wiv cheezpeeps form EBEN mor diffrunt contrees!
So get yur bids in erly for wehr an wehn we has it!
But where’s your blooness so I can see dem?
wen be dere anodder cheezemeet? dis tyme, ai will b deeres!
You’re all a twitter this mornin’ Anni! CongaShoeLaces…
Sai “A”!
g’morning, FB!’
their wuz anad dat sez dat 70% ubb kittehz had dentail prblms
Affernuun kitkay! Iz prolly coz teh hoomins feed teh kittehs tu mush gushy fud. Teh dry kibblols r tu halp cleen teh teef adn massage teh gums tu keeps dem helfy. Iz y ai asso sellz kitteh toofpaist adn toofbrushes.
*yawn* We just did yunit awn veturnaree dentistree (Cory waz thair an had kweschuns *giglol*) but ai nawt wake enuff tu rememer ennyfing. Can juss abowt rememer mai own naem. Aifinkso, ennyway. Iz “wewantbrekkfastnaonaonao” ryte? Iz what mai kittehs sed…
Yes, Anni – how tweet it is!
Onlee werks if yoo wants to eet werms.
an gits up erly (pleh!)
Yoodlol-oh-dull old lady hoooooooooo
An Gud MOOOOOOORNING kitkay!! Yur up urlee!!
Ai awlwaiz thot it wuz “littlol old lady hoooooo” – but ai reelee LAIIK yur “Yoodlol-oh-dull. . .”
good mornin’ 2 yoo,yoo Janet. had insomnia but now ai is ahboat 2 fawll out obb my chare! buy, buy now.
My first thought for celebratory noms was gummi worms…But yuck.
So! Tea, coffee, scones, and toasted chocolate cherry bread for all. And a good morning to Anni and FluffyB
KAWFEEEEEEE!!!!! Ai needs et!
Ohai Q! Fankyew fur teh kawfee adn ai fink ai’ll trai teh toasted choklit cherry bred. {{{{Q}}}}
Adn Congrats awn ur nawt sekkund, anni!
Ai’ll du teh hapi-dans fur u (ai need dat tu, sow bear wif mii)
Dans dans dans
Shuffle
Dans dans dans
Twirl
Dans dans dans
Du da bunny hawp
Dans dans dans
Ta-Da!
*kawlapses frum ekzawschin*
Thx fur teh congrats – juss cawfee fur me – Ai wuz up laet dis mornin so haz nawt lawng had mai breffuss!
toasted … chocolate … cherry … bread … drrrrooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll!
ew! Sawry, ail wipe dat oop.
Hey, AfriCat. How’s by you and the new kitteh?
Ohai Q! Bin goin fine soo far. Moaslee sleepin ob corse. Maks mii feel gilti wen ai hav tu wak hur up fur feedins. O, an teh itty bitty teenee tiny eyeses arr open! skweeeeeeee… er, sawry abowt teh loss ov dekorum dere fur a momunt.
Sillee AfriCat!!!! Going “skweeeeeeee” iz universallee recognized az MOAST appropreate wehn confronted bai a wee babbeh sweet adorablol KITTEN!!!
aww africat, u kno hao lucky u are? ai has missed all dat wid mai chizel. him was 3 months old wen ai got him, so ai missed out awn all dat….a has a liddle bit of a jealous of u!
If ais be opin, an kittin seem preddy stabul an iz eeting otay, problee yu cud wayt longer ‘tween feedings, lyk ebree 3-4 owrs oar when her wake up lyk teh kittin in teh lol, whicheber coming nawt-sekkund. Iz nawt offishullee rekmendid, but itr wurked berry well fur Eva.
Ai meend tu ax yu, what yu be feeding her, an hao, an hao much? *crossis fingers it nawt be strayt cow milk*
Towsted CHOCOLATE cherry bread??????
We ar awl gonna dye!!!
*hans AfriCat a nice cleen flannik*
Been tryin’ to picture a flannik as of late… *pondurs*
It has to be absorbant, no?
Would it be soft or made of plastic? Or made of plastic LINED with something soft and absorbant?!?!? Oh the possibilities…
Ummmmm yup! Prettee much!
If nawt. . . . .OY!!!!! 
FEEEEEED MEEEEEEH!!!
AHHHHHH!!!
AUDREEEEEEEY!! ;
Ummmm. . .yoo WERE doing “Little Shop of Horrors,” rite???
Little Shop of Horrors!!!!1!!! FTW!
Yesh!
lolz! si watched a performance ob dat wen ai was at skool…all dese yrs ago…..”feed me seymour, feed me now!”
GUSHIFUDS HERE!!!!!
Opera kitteh duz opera!!
Oar itz Kirk shawting KAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Oar Stallone kitteh yelling ADRIENNNNNNNE!!
Oar Stanley shouting STELLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Oar mah tummy showtin FUUUUUDDDDDDDD!!!!!
FUD? As in Elmer?!?!
Heheh! Gud wun. Tho, no, nawt fud as in Elmer Fud, but fud as in food. Mah tummy hazza hungree!
yoo shd mvhihbx hav sum pubmbhbm ov this cherree chwchomp chocolate jumymnom bred!
???
??? Janet, having some vowel issues?!??
Or constant consonants…??
OK!!!
*brings sum boiling water*
*putz teh constan consonants in teh cup*
*pores teh boiling water*
*steep steep steep steep steep*
Gluguglul glugloluglol
Heer – sum nice tee! Wun lump?? Oar too? Sum milk?
Hold the lumps and hold the tea…but leave the millk plzkthxslurp!
nao ai’m laffing so har ai can ahrleee taip. . . .ROFL!!!
JCH4K an udder Cheezfriends
Fer deh bestest choklit cheery bred, yuu shud come to A-Squared. Deh Zingermans Deli (whish is shortly fer “deelishus”, aifinkso) maeks dis kind ub bred and it is nummy beeyond bee-leaf. Dey sell it on de webbysite too, sew it iznot onlee Meeshigan peeps hoo can gets it.
I haz a loaf of Zingerperson’s bread in the kitchen even as we speak.
Or Elmer shouting “Kill teh wabbit,kill teh wabbit”
Hehe…oar like you said above, LSH – SEEEYYYYMMMMOOOOORE!!
New interactive “kittehbank”…
What noone knows is that this kitteh is actually ASLEEP!
As ai am going to bee ene minnit! Ai get to go bak to bed fur an our!!!
Gud. . .morningnite fur teh nonce!!
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz’s to ya Janet!! I think I’m headed in the direction of a sleepin myself!!
Sleep – in, that is…
Kitteh, ai reely dint want tew kno taht mush bowt teh innsyde uv ur mouff!
Mai! Wut beeg teef yu haff!!!
Teh bedder tew nom u wiff, mai deer! Wait….wut?
An ai faut yu wus mai friend…
*quivering bottom lip*
awwww *shmoos teh poor sad bottom lip* there, there, ah’m ur frend.
ai leff a message awn ur profyle but ai repeetz heer….u haz noo bebeh kitteh ur hand-raisin??!!
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Wat dew wii want?
Pixures!!!
Wen dew wii want tehm?
Weneber u haz tyme!!
hmmm, taht dint sownd bery angree mobish, did itz?
Nawt tuu angree noe. Dere wurnt anee flamin torches an pitchfurks wur dere?
Byefurnao! Goin hoam soon, wull keep yu up tu dait awn teh nu arribal. Kthxbye.
kitteh needz toof cleaning.
See, this is where u put the cheezburgers!
*yawns lyk kitteh in picshur*
Gud moarning, cheezpeeps!
LCB be arown? Ai hadda weerdist dreem, an her waz innit.
Ai hadda du sumfing fur class wif sparklee colured gems fur sum reezun, but sum aleeuns sed, “Gib us stones oar we pwn yu!” an no wun beeleebed me, so LCB waz gunna halp me steel tehm. An her hadda big locked cashboks in her car awl fulla shiny fings altho ai dunawt gno whair she gotted VLC 1- an 2-dollur coins eksept mebbe mai pokkits. An we steeled teh stones, we hadda hide alot an get a passwurd frum sumwun but ai cannawt rememer. An we camed tu mai partmint onlee sum Mens in Black camed an we hided an tehy nawt finded me but tehy finded her an tehy gibed her injekshun uv sumfing an ai traid tu stop tehm but waz nawt kwik enuff. Her runned awf an teh Mens in Black sed it waz sumfing aleeun… ai cannawt rememer if her WAZ a aleeun oar it waz spost tu make her fink her waz a aleeun.
An tehn alarm wented awf an kittehs jumpt awn me an sed “Dunawt hit snooze agen we want brekkyfist IMMEDIATLEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
*luks thotful* Her gibbed wunnermus hugs in mai dreem, tho.
Akshullee, it waz nawt skerry at awl, uvver tehn lil momints lyk hiding an hoping ai nawt get seend. Moar eksiting.
Ai lubs dreems lyk taht tu.
Ai be teh cween uv berry vivid an intricate dreems, it kinduv developd teh bedder ai gotted at riting. Ai hates waking up sumtiems!!!
But ai nawt oftin haz reel peeps in tehm.
An eben less oftin peeps az awsum az LCB!
Morning dreemz ar teh mostest vivid fur meh tu, adn lyk urz dey is full ob weerd chaynjing adbenchur adn rayrlee has peeps ai rekkignyz. But ai has a hard tym remememembrn dem kuz dey slips away so kwik as ai waykz up.
Smrtee brayn Kitteh
knoez dat summtymes Hewminz habz
2 beez pooshd 2 feenk
Moarneeng iz nawtz besst
tyme 4 Hewminz hoo jusst wawntz
kwyitt andz cawfee
Ifz Oapunn Mowff Trikk
duz nawtz wurkz. Kitteh willz yooz
T3h Leggz Rubbinz Trikk!
If datz duz nawtz wurkz,
Kitteh will tryz 2 oardurr
Oppoazzibill Fumbz!
Jack.
Yay, Jack! Wunnermus az awlwayz!
Kitteh can awlso try: standin awn teh chest an meowin in teh fayse trik.
*clappity clappity*
Awsum poetree eben erleeur tehn usual! Yu rock!!!
Iz grate pome! Fank yuu JackDeth.
Mai kitteh, he duz deh leggz rubbinz rite naow.
**Red comez stragglin in, still warin hur pj’s**
YAWN!!!
‘Mornin Cheezland! Ennybodee gots sum cawfee dey iz willin to shaer?
Ai gots vanilla Earl Grey tee wif obseen amownts uv sugar innit…. no cawfee, tho. Plehplehpleh.
Mornin’, Red. I has sum extry-dark roast coffee, brewed Spain-style.
MAUS!
I nawt seen u in ajdis!
So, wut iz Spain-style brewin?
You use really dark roast coffee, and make it really strong, with less water than usual. It should come out almost like espresso, only thinner. Serve with sugar. No milk or cream. Yummy!
it wantz to eat da burds fud!!
Mah tonsils, let me show you dem.
now give meh mai fud or u will beh srry!
Now someone vomit in the cat’s mouth, it’s hungry.
Ewww dat dosent sound too apetizing
This may well work, a Cardinal parent will stuff food into any gaping maw.
stoopid birdie
Oooooh Solo Meow….”
Kitteh needz a dental!
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