Move? And deprive you of my presence?
ull haz 2 use teh speshul removal tool.
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i iz doing yoo a favor heer.
my nawt-furst nawt-sekkund evar!
Speshul congrats aer in ordur in dat caes!
i had wun ovver nawt-sekkund, figyurd i’d nebber get anovver wun!
(ifinkso i only gotted lukky cawz teh LOL wuz late going up)
Ai gabe up waytin!
hao ofteren does teh lols go up? i still nawt craked teh frquency ob it all…..
Yoo ar frum Southern Ingerland??
Cheeztaim, az yoo see it heer, iz frum Hawaii!!
Nermallee, teh lols go up rite awn teh our! Teh furst wun iz midnite, Hawaii (Cheezland) taim. 6 AM EST – an 11 AM fur teh TTIers.
Weekdays, tehy ar nermallyy then 3 hours apart. /
Eggsept teh last wun, which iz at 8 PM EST.
Weekendz iz different – ai wud hav to think ov teh schedule. Still starts at teh sayme taim, tho.
sooo…wen wud teh next lol be iffen it is nrly 8pm here in Ingerland?
Sorree to be so long – ai had to go luk!
Teh complete weekend schedule *crosses fingurs*
Cheeztaim . . . TTI Taim
12 AM. . . . . . . .11 AM
4 AM. . . . . . . . . 3 PM
8 AM. . . . . . . . .7 PM
12 noon. . . . . . 11 PM
2 PM. . . . . . . . . 1 AM – the next day!!
REMEMBRRR – usually tehy ar RITE awn teh our! But fur teh last day oar so, they’ve bin a bit layte. An awnlee teh Cheezes in teh Sky know wai!
Aifink teh cheezes klokk iz slo!
ai ia an eager beaver tew trai get a nawt seccund, me thinks ai nawt have teh lightenin fingurs…..but judging by teh pleh sky outta mai windo, ai mite nawt hab tew wait long fer teh lightenin!
Time Time Time
Wuts it awl mean N-E-way?
Time iz nuffin’ butt(!) a coinkydink.
Ooh, wehr in TeenyTinyIngerlan is yu? Ob corse, wot wiv Ingerlan bein so teenytiny yu is oenlee doun teh street form me, butt (!) Ai needs to kno wich windoe tu luk owt ob, to wayv to yu!
Her iz sumware awn teh Sowf Coest (Portsmouf oar Plimouf – dis awld diselksik confuzzles plaesis wiv similer naemz!)
lolz! ai is down in Portsmouth iffen u generally wave dawn tew south den u see me…anywere is north aboves me!
Ai wuz shore it wuz wun oar teh uvver! Ai can comfuzzle Madestone an Maydunhedd 2!
well, aparrotlees, dere be tew Portsmouths! one is abit upper norths. Ai is in teh one wid teh big shipsan navy dockyards an sailors frum teh ships
w00t w00t! An we awl kno: Ebry nyse gurl lubs a saylor! Ai is leenin owt ob teh windoe, wayvin Souf, an eest a bit, can yu see me?
ai sees you! *waves back, an holds Chizel kitteh up tew wave as well* Wai, heelo der!
Ai fink da Cheezez be late cau ob da basabalol game an al da parteein dey be doein.
hao dare dey partee an nawt invite us! *sulks*
Dey deed imbite us, jus nawt offer to pae fore da treep to Seattlol.
must der allways be a catch? *Hears shouts of “Youre out!” frum teh game*
Concatshulaces, lunarmommy! Whut u wants fur sillybrashuns?
sleep. lots an lots ob sleep. an chonklits.
*Handz LM a chokklit martoonee
*adn a Jeer a Deli chokklit bar
*and a chokklit sundai maded wif chokklit iiz kreem, adn chokklit sawse adn chokklit whippy kreem and chokklit sprinklolz
*adn a chokklit chokklit-chip cookee
* and a chokklit caek
* adn a Chokklit Kreem Piy
Schmoooooooo!!!
THAT aught to do it!! Iz there enemoar???
IRL ai’m having a moast virchoous veje tablol soop! Reelee gud, akshoolee! Just maed it mice elf!
But. . .that Chokklit Kreem PiY –
oh MAI!!
ohai JCH4, teh soop sownded reelee gud an virtoois, 2! Heer in Pawiss der b tu menee temtashunz wif buttree choklitee tingz awl aroun!
an a floofy Fronsch bonjoor 2 awl teh udder cheezyfrenz, tu.
Oh, an bonjoor to yoo, too, Madame la Marquise!
Concatshulanz tu! An heer b sum choklit treets frum Pawiss, wer ai b nao, ai chooz dem frum Fronschy chokolaterie 2 adD 2 teh Cween’s noms
Yesh, heer b sum 4 ebereewunz! patiserry wif choklit swirlz, profiterolz wif choklit saws, oldey-tyme handy=mayde choklits wif delikit choklit powdur awn tawp, chawklit crawsonts four brekfist, hawt Fronsch choklit four snak!
*snagz nommy frenchifyed chokklit on way owt door.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm. fankyz Marquise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, ai iz bery layt – iz dere ne chawklit crawsonts left??? ai LUBS dem!!!
Profiterollz wiv chokklitt sorse! Drooooooolz!
mmmmmmmm…………………..
*drool*
*nom*
osorree, deer Cween an Lunarmommy an Annipuss an JCH4 an UniqueKitty an udder cheezfrenz, ai jus b seeng dis nao, ai teenks Fronschy pyooter konekshun b leezurelee! Yesh, yesh, der b Fronschy paestreez four awl, doan wurree UK, iz nebber 2 layte, ai gadder upP teh bes wunz an gib dem 2 u! U kan haz wile u sitteeng awn n prittee Aartt Deko cafay an watcheeng teh Fronschy peeps goe bai! ai b probydeeng dem teh hole tyme ai b heer teechifyeeng, ntil Augus, okayz?
{{{cheezyfrenz}}} an breeng owt gnu silbur platur ub patisree
Ai can haz a jellus, MF. N Paris until August. Bi taht time Ai wud way 4 hungred pounce. Wut duz u teechin?
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♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER cSMALL ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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AN thank yoo SOOOO much, deer Burfday Fairy, foar letting us know!!
conga-ratz on yore naught-sekond, naught-sekond, LM!
ai hopes that yoo can gits lots ob slllleeeeppp, cuss “Saterday issa a speshul Day”, an wii can gits berry tyred frum awl dat “gitting reddy”
Ai offurs sordid cukkies and brownees, tee, cola, ginger ail, and milk.
mmm, nommy, fankyoo
(kumo keeps walking akross my skanner an stepping on teh skanner button, guess him wants attenshun)
Him b duein a cat scan??
Lol, gud wun!!!
dat is a gud 1…mai Chizel like treadin awn mai keyboard wen ai writes….
*gives LM extry-shiny thing as a reward*
oooh, shiny…..
W00t!! Wooty-w00t-w00t!!
Duz eggstreem happytail dans fur deh fabulus LunarMommy!!
Dan dans dans tu deh left
Kik and swing and hop and jump!!
Dans dansy-dans-dans tu deh rite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hop and twurl and skip and kik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
@.@ hazza dizzy…..
LOL!!!! Ai hoep yoo hav recovered!!! {{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}
*taeks lunarmommy’s paws*
Yoo know teh steos
Dan dans dans tu deh left
Kik and swing and hop and jump!!
Dans dansy-dans-dans tu deh rite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hop and twurl and skip and kik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
*shoo goez flying off itno teh wings*
@.@ hazza novver dizzy @.@
Conga rat mutations!
Deh Conga Ratz ar mutating??? OH NOEZ!!!! *runz and hides*
GMTA! Mutatid conga rats, do NAWT want!
NO, no!! Com bak!! Luk!! It’s a TY! – wif lunarmommy – an tehn jerseybarb! We needz to do a littlol danz fur jerseybarb, too!
*taeks cweenmj an lunarmommy bai teh paws again*
Dan dans dans tu deh left
Kik and swing and hop and jump!!
Dans dansy-dans-dans tu deh rite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hop and twurl and skip and kik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
*shooz flying ebreewahre!!*
Yesh, dey iz terning into Hustle Ratz! *DarthMommy shows herz aje*
fankyoo darthmommy!!
(wanna cleerify – i alreddy had my nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund, but it taked way more tahn a yeer. finked i wuld nebber get anovver wun!)
Ai KNOW!! Ai hav hardlee ene!! Ai’m awlwaiz off getting kawffee – par sumthing. Oar a kitteh jumps up riet wehn ai am poized to puunce! Oar. . .Ai ar just NAWT fast enuf!! Struk down bai teh dredded Brayne Freez!!
*dansdans-noomember-dansdans-multiNSclub-dansdans*
Yay! Adn congrats!
Yep, ai seed taht it wuz yr nawt furst nawt sekkund!
*karries teh elebenty…substracks teh nawt furred …. *
……….. Oooooh, dots!!!1!
(Cheezmaffs–ai duz tehm.)
U want me to move?
Ai guess ai cud move insted, ur royal kittiness.
How about you move?
Haow cud u exist wifout mai presense?
And wai???
izn’t ur only purpoise tu serving mii??
Hmm???
Wai else wud u b heer???
Ohai kitteh, ai needz pyooter aksess sewz ai kan plase yr gushie fud order, k?
Kitteh haz presents? Ohboiohboiohboi!
**hopes foar gift sirtificayte tew gardening serbiss**
sew mush tew dew, sew liddlol tiem
AI wud bee aut mowing eben az we speek!! But it rayned! So – ai ar in – having moar fun!
I wud lub tu stay and play. but i has tu going tu town fer grow sir eez. *sigh* at leest dhe sun b shining and NO WIND!!!!
So at leest yur DISH iz safe, yes??
Ai wish ai cud just giv yoo sum ov mai soop – so yoo cud stay fur a wile!
O, Janet, 3heathens just said o hai to u over on FB!
Ohhhhhh!!! Did she reelee?? Maybee ai need to go an luk! Ai laik hur SO much!!
Adn did yoo see below? Iz CSmall’s birdai todai!
Yes!! Ai think Ai ar going to fetch mai Burfday song! And tehn send hur an eCard! Ai WISH she wud com bak heer! We NEED hur!!!
Ooohhhh!
:idea:
NC66I can has gift sirtificayte foar rayne insted?
Iz bin sew dry here dis year, teh grownd iz az hard az mai hed.
Iz too polite to b leavin u all by ur lonesum.
WHAT a thotful littlol kitteh yoo ar!!
Awwww…..fanks a lot Janet
Ai aer mutsh beddur 2 lukk at dan teh silly pyooter!
moi? in teh wai? hao dere u!
U kin uzing deh lappytop on deh left. Deh deskytop iz mine. Now kwit bozzering mii. I haz napz tu taking.
dis be mine….yes ai am aware u was using it. note u WAS using it, u r not nao. therefore is mine nao.
If I move, how will you pet me?
Oh Hai, Oh, bother!! I don’t think I haz mettting u b4. *Extendz floofy paw uv frendship.* Welkum tu Cheezland!!! Dis b a fine playce tu playing!! Deh onlyest rule heer iz tu playing nice.
*Handz Oh,bother a chokklit martoonee
*klinkkee glasses
Cheez!!!
Ooh, thankee! “klinkee* *slurp* Ummm, neish chokklit martoonee! Cheezh! *dozes off while vaguely waving floofy paw uv frendship*
(Clearly, I don’t get out much.)
AI haz a Catitude!
U soitenlee does, kitteh!
Whut does kitteh hav catitude abowt?
Beinn a kitteh.
ai iz keepin u sayf frum teh vyyrusses awn teh interwebs!
mai floofs b betur dan anee fyrewaul!
nuffin is a able tew get frew teh cat floof!
Isa catterwaul?
Catterwaul – berry gud!! catterwaul b eben betur dan fyrefox, rite?
catterwaul iz strawngur tahn grate fyrewall uv chynuh?
snerk!! aifinkso, yesh!
What kind of pussycat is that?
Beeeoootiful!
Iz a chonklitt poynt Siamese, aifinkso.
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to cSmall an evreewun else hoo iz habbing a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, an yello caeks wif fudjy frosting! also sparkly party punch, isy kreem, noyzmakers, an today a game ob live-akshun wakk-a-troll!! (donut wurry, it lets teh trolz get sum sunshine an fresh ayr after wurking so hard in teh facktree, plus if yoo only waks tehm on teh heds it duznt hurting tehm.) also goodie bags wif sparkly hair clips, sper-snazzy sekrit ajint sunglasses, fevver boas in brite colurs, an lite-up ninja swords, for yor dressing-up fun!! ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif disappeering-ink pens, kandee, an blak-velvit paynt-by-numbers kitteh payntings wif many fun colurs ob paynt!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all you burfday wishes come troo:
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Donut fergit beSmall, cSmall twin! Yu canute hab wuwn wivowt teh otter!
ooo – a beayutimuss bloo ayed kolorpoynt!!!! ai lubs dem! *sigh* mai Stormy wuz a bloo ayed bloopoynt Himalayan…
*wanders awf to teh meedow to bisit Stormy, and Chica, and Max, and Cody teh goggie*
Ohai UK! Didja see teh lol ai meded wif ur byootimus pic ob Plasticat n Eba?
ohai DK! yes, ai saw it! iz bery gud an bery appr…apro….bery suitablol!!
Ai has subdood teh dreddid lawng-tayl maus fur u.
Ai has restraynd it bai teh tayl, heer, fur ur inspekshun.
*awayts prayz*
*bats at maus until skreen gibs nys bloo-wyt glo*
*tayks nap in teh raydeeants*
***Nownsmint***
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I heerby deklare dat entries for teh Formula Lol motor rays aer now beink eggsepted. Teh rays iz dew tu start Monday on teh noon PST pic (3pm EST, 8pm TTI, elebenty o’clock kitteh permanent time). Teh rools aer simpul. Cars must nawt be driven by goggies oar hoomins, adn stopping at teh vets iz prohibited. Teh starting lyne iz teh empty refrijuraytor adn teh winnur iz teh first wun to reech teh jiant cheezburger.
Purrfect – teh lil upturnd nosie!!!!
Let me fink abowt eet.
**present kitteh moobs to IBM finkpad**
BTW – Haz N-E-bawdee eber notissed teh resemblanse between teh 2001 Spayce Oddeesee ‘puter HAL adn IBM?
Iz juss wun ledder in frunt eech tiem.
BTW! Ai haz lawst may blooness – tryed loggin owt an in agane – still blakk. Nawt fare!
Dat did teh trikk!
And nao I see your blooness, but no cheezmeet pix on your profile. What do I do wrongly?
Haow menne pics do u see? shud be 27.
oh annipuss, ai just saw teh lolz made frum teh pic on mai profile of Chizel in mai laundry hamper…ai has a sore in mai side frum laffin!
Ai can’t see ur profiel `coz u aern’t bloo!
y wuld yoo want too doo dat?
IT kitteh izn’t dun yet
Plz not to inerrup the repairs
…Speakin of pears, u gots any?
Or chikin? Or cheezburgers, maybee?
What?!?1 Ob coors ai wuz nawt lukkin at teh kitteh pron! **clikee clikee tryin tu clos teh windoes wifakwikniss** So what’s dat, yu askded? Dats taystful art. Nao goes awai…Iz bizzee.
Just like mai aunt’s cat!!
I was reading this and I can’t believe all the non-related posts… *sighs and shakes head* it’s like everyone has ADHD
haha! I lurvs it!!