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RED!! ur awn teh frunt payg!
nawt dat ur a chikken…ai’d nebber cawl u a chikken!
I nawt a shikkin!
Iz u a rooster ???
Well, u is ackting pretty cocky.
….an my fevvers iz ruffloled….
Yeah,you batter stop stop that!
Plz to nawt gettin ur fevvurz awl rufflold.
Nope. I’m AWL WOMIN!
Let’s hear u roar, then.
RRRROOOOOAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
AC!!!!!!
**runs an pownses awn AC**
**hedbonks**
I has missded yoo. Nawt to be afeered. I onlee roar wen I need to.
Ohaio Red! *hedbonks* Gud tu see ya tuu!
{{{rhsb}}} r u mad at mii?
Yesh, u cawled me a shikkin!
**stiks tong owt at jk2k**
ai did nawt! dint u see mai reesponce tew mai reesponce?
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MAWM! she’s stikkin her tung owt at mii!
MAHM! Hur started it!
**maeks fayses at jk2k**
MAWM!! she’s luukin at miii!
**pullz jk2k’s piggeh-tayles an runswifakwikness**
(using mai bestest in skool teechur voyse)
Ai beddur nawt haz tu cum in there, Oar U awl gits detenshuns!!!
**eers perk up**
Defyne “detenshuns”!
Ai fink Troll E Troll needz sum fut washings.
EEeewwww….
I be gud.
**powts**
*snorglols hur othur Daddeh, purrin*
*poeks rhsb*
u iz in trubblol!
Troll E Troll needz hiz toof brushed tu!
Put hyme inna cowboi hat an a towel an ifinkso things will bii fyne.
I’d rathur stay aftur skool wif u, teechur.
Dis rode ilund red shikkun just bin eted by wp. o da huge manatee! So if owr red be frum kintukkee iz resintlee moobed parintz oar granparintz.
Gawt a big nekkid shikkin tu putz in uben rite noaw. Dint sez wair it cumz frum. byb.
I iz nawt shikkin. I iz Liddlol Red Ridin Hood, walkin frew teh wuuds, luukin arown foar teh Beeg Bad Wulf.
♭♪♫♩♬
Hey thair littul red ryding hud,
Yu shur be luking gud,
Yur ebreefing a big bad wulf cud want…
♭♪♫♩♬
Huntin down da “Big Bad Wulf” iz moore lyke it.
An hopin hiiz wearin a Cow boi hat.
An a nyse-fittin pare of jeenz…
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……oar a towlol….
**Red gets dreemy luuk awn fayse**
Or a swimsuit an chaps?
**Red comez owt of hur dreem-lyk stayt**
Wha….what? WHAT?
Swimsuit an chapz? Pleh! Do NAWT want!
But, but (snerk) Hii haz da moves, da grooves an da changable teef!
Nope. Still do nawt want.
**whispurrs I finkso u had gud eyedea yesturday, 3km!**
Witch wun?
Abowt my nexst bakayshun.
Yep! Ifinkso wuld bii gud fur yu an them! Awltho, I git tu know bout it!
Grrl, ifn I had MY WAY, u mite nawt be ablol to handlol awl teh sordid dee-tails! **ebil grin**
Heer ai iz! Deh big bad wolf!
OK ai iz teh coyote. Hey we iz in a reeseshun. Ebberybuddy is cuttin’ bak.
Nawt tu wuree. Itz bin a salted naow nd iz kukking slolee soze ai kin plai fur a wilez nd den goze owt tu plant sum flowrz.
run, byrd!
*digs up a Beatlols song*
Freeeeee! As a noooooom!
WIN!
*wayvs litur inna aer*
frii byrd! frii byrd!
`coz ur clukky
Gess hoo duzn’t eet in fass fud plaesis!
To grill or to fry — dat iz teh kweschun.
Mixed bukket is teh answer.
Iz yung burd. BBQ wuud be beddur.
Re: yesterday. I’m going to get some lamb on my way home tonight, aifinkso. *drool*
Iz bestest tu considur awl possibilities:
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A-la carte
Baked
Casserloled
Deviled
E….
Egged and floured
Fried
Galette
H…
Heeted in teh microwayv (aftur bein thoroughly cooked, of course)
In buffalo sawse
Jenerously seasoned
K…
Kentucky fried !!!…
Likkin..er..fingur gud….
Marinated in wine….
Not raw….
O…
Kebabed
Long, slow braise
Made into meatballs
N…
Nuked (in teh microwayv again)
Onion-covered
Popsicled
Quartered
R…
Rowst
Soft-boyled
Toasted
U…
Under glass
Very crispy on teh outside
Wif picklol slicez
X…
Xtra cheeze
Yet another dab of cheeze on teh side
Zabaglione for dezzertz!
I hasn’t a kernel of a clue.
*snerk*
an is yu finnerlikkingud?
But… but… u doesn’t has fingers, kitteh. Unless some of mines falled off and u taked them. *looks at kitteh accusingly*
Kuddint she lik sumwun else’s fingurs?
Owr famlee kitteh, Peggy, LUBBED chikkin! Hur wud likliklik finners aftur wii gibbed hur sum chikkin.
Wunse, hur even stolded a peese of chikkin awf mahm’s playt!
Dat’s whut hur gets foar leevin hur playt awn teh harth, unattendid.
Ohai Red, (are you deh famous Lil’Red Hen, eh?)
Heerz mae chikken/storee…mae tabby, Tarzanna, lubbed it so much, she wud sit in font ob oven ‘n’ howl fur it whiil it cookd! Datz lubbin chikken!!
=^1^=
Angie, fur sum reezin, turnz hur noz up at it, unless itz sum ob teh fatty bits lyk teh tayl. Sammin, howebber … mmrrrooowww!
Sownds lyke our Baby kat an cheese. Anytye wii git cheese owt uf da fridge shii akts lyke shii hazzn’t been fed in dais.
Mah Skimble iz liek dat wif vejetablols.
ore mai kat and bluuberriie muffinz… he acks less than 7/8 uv his age wen he smelllz those muffinz.
One of mine loves spice cookies.
Who? Me? Nuh-uh! I doesn’t know whare those fingers has been!
Dey seem awflol warm…..mebbe dey has been owt inna lyte?
Mebbe dey wuz holdin sum “hot” merchandise..
Yur fingurs haz an elebenty-day garantee, if tehy fawls off, ai sew tehm back awn, otay?
Ohai PK! Plz tu halp! *lol/off Am I supposed to wake the baby kitten every time for feeding, or only feed her when she’s awake?
Aifinkso yu iz ‘posed tew waek upp teh bebbeh foar feedin tiem…
Fankees Taya! An Ohai!
You think she’s about two days old, you said?
Honestly, what we did with Eva was, for the first few days until we were sure she was stable, we did wake her up to feed her roughly every two hours. Once she was clearly stronger, though, and had the hang of being fed, we extended it through the day to letting her wake up on her own (but not letting her sleep TOO long). What we found, once she was stronger, was that waking her up too often made her cranky, but the longer periods to sleep seemed to work better.
I think part of it’s going to be a matter of working out what s/he needs and what works for you.
For the record, the momcat will spend 90% of her time with the kittens for the first week or so, and for the first three weeks or so, she’s the one who initiates feeding sessions.
If you don’t have my email, click on my name — give me a yell anytime, whether I’m here or not, and I’ll try to help.
{{{{{AC}}}}} {{{{{gnu bebbehcat}}}}}
Fanks! Dat helps a lot. Gud nite awl!
AC! I misseded sumfing! You’ve been adopted by a bebbeh kitteh? This is wonderful news.
{{{AC}}}
Nite-nite, AC, mae CC bless yu bof!
=^!^=
OH AC, yu gitted a new bebbeh? Concatulations! {{tiny bebbeh kitty an AC}}
Ai awlwaiz hurd “lebe sleping dawgz lye” so ai wud lebe da kitthe til she waikz up tu. but ai’m nawt a doctur. ai just plaiz wif wun awn teebee.
Kitteh gonna fry yu!
sumhow I fink the kitteh is too impatient fer dat!
Iz reberse cuuking. Kitteh eets chikkin tehn lays down negst tu fyre to cook teh meat.
Cue teh theme from “Rocky”:
Gonna fry now
Frying high now…
The Cat That Sat on the Mat (Part 4 – the goggie does wake up, Taya, but only briefly)
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The goggie was right next to the water bowl, asleep. With the ball hitting the water, a splash hit his face, which he ignored. As the kitteh ploughed through the water bowl, sending water everywhere, the goggie grumbled.
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As the kitteh proceeded to run right over him, bopping him on the nose several times in the process, he opened an eye and growled. oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort! didn’t even flinch. He just kept running, smashing into an ironing board. This came thumping down on the goggie, waking him up completely. The Ming dynasty vase that came crashing down then returned him to a state of complete unconciousness.
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Still, the sparkly glitery ball was eluding the kitteh. Or would be, had the kitteh remembered he was chasing it. He was much distracted at this point by the smell of fish. Fresh fish. All kittehs are totally responsible at heart, and this one was no different. He knew the risk to human health of fish, if improperly kept. So, being the good and kindly cat that he was, he lept into the kitchen to inspect the food and safeguard his humans. No-one around. He jumped up onto one of the counters. Still no-one. The smell was getting stronger, though. It didn’t take much searching for him to find the sushi his humans had brought home.
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Not wanting his humans to be too upset at the risks he was taking upon himself for their sake, he grabbed a salmon roll in his mouth and sprinted out of the kitchen, down the hall, and back to his mat, where he nommed the salmon roll in peace. “Ah!” he thought. “But that only proves that piece was safe! What if the rest are dangerous?”
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So he slithered down the hall to see if he could evaluate the health and safety of the rest of the sushi. However, the door by this time was firmly shut. Never in the history of kitteh-kind has a kitteh been so insulted as to have a door CLOSED! Especially when there is food on the other side!
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Scratching at the door and howling like the place was on fire produced no results. “Hmmm,” he thought. “The goggie is bigger and may be able to break the door down. Unfortunately, I think I may have knocked him out, which might upset him. Don’t know why, goggies are like that.” He therefore opted for plan C, which involved breaking out of the house and bringing back dead lizards until the humans got the message. This plan also had its problems. The catflap the squirlol had used earlier was just right for oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort! when he was younger, but he was now just a little too fluffy to get through easily.
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Of course, the solution to that was more exercise, and oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort!’s favourite exercise was the Snore. So he went back to his mat, curled up and went back to sleep, intending to wake up when he was thin enough to get out the door easily.
mebbe teh hoomans git teh kitteh hims own sushi furr noms?
liek dis?
Gonna git owt da 11 herbs an spices.
**Red hangs up fone**
Pam Anderson nawt comin aftur awl. Donut want to be part of teh chikkin tortchur.
YAY! Moar fur us!
Can we torture Pam Anderson insted ??
Wat ways wur yu finking?
Lessee…
Algebra test
Brain scan
Connect teh dots challenge
D…
Dressing in clothes that actually cover u….
Economics 101…
French pronouns…
G…
Dikshunaree reedin
Elevaytor cowntin
Fronsch speekin
Geometree lernin
H…
Higher learnin…
Inglish grammar…
Japanese verbs..
Keeping clothes on…
L
Legs closed
Mormon bible reading
Nudity prohibited
O..
Oral test (make up your own joke here)
Puttin’ on lipstick tastefully
Quittin’ the silicone when it’s enough
R…
Revolting develubments
Statistically unlikely bodies
Totally tacky
U…
Understanding long words…
Verification of facts…
Writing cursive..
X…
Shur!
**goes luukin foar long sharp strate-pin, to drane hur “flotayshun debises” wif**
*snerk*
Ohai, Tidmum!
How be lyfe at teh HoT? Iz Hazelmowse reddy to moov to ‘Merika yet?
Specifically,to Kentucky ??
Ob coarse!
Oh, an Eeck, plz to be shippin Nikita heer too.
U needz my address?
Pretty soon u will haz AWL teh floofy kittehs!
I bii keepin klose eye awn mine Pookie, Red bii beri close tu were I live.
Ohai, 3km.
Has u seen Lungdoc’s kitth pikshurs? Him has Pookie’s twin.
Yep, I seen’d dem. Luks alot lyke Pook. Hyme nawt thinkso shii iz as big tho.
*luks arown wildlee tu make shur Angel nawt see tihs*
(Her hazza grumpee coz we being so much moar careful nawt tu let her steel Cory’s kitten-kibbul coz it making her eksessivlee, er, floofeh…)
Uh,oh…wunce dey iz too floofy,Red will want to steel them !
Hay! I rezemblol dat remark!
Izzit MY fawlt I has weekness foar teh floof? Nooo….I donut finkso.
Awwww….poor Angel.
Ifn hur wanna run away frum hoam, hur can run away to my howse.
Lessee….Angel, Hazel, Nikita….who eles do I need to add to my kitteh collekshun?
**litebulb comes awn ovur hed**
3KM!!!! Wat portch iz Pookie awn rite nao?
*Ups securikat settings to elebenty*
*duz teh saem wif teh Yoru-bebbeh…*
*ditto here fur Angel*
Taya – Iz Yoru a floofy kitteh? I nawt see pikshurs.
mai latest lol has teh Yoru. Seh iz a Domesstik Lawng Hayre BC
**goes to luuk at Yoru pikshur**
**comez bak**
Oooohhh…hur iz teh purty!
Yesh teh lass tew are ob hur an sew r sum obers
Dat’s Princess Yoru. Ob teh Imperiul thrown ob Catsmania.
Yoru: Yu gawts dat rite!
Um, Pookie just bii in frum hiz daily stroll. Hii awlwais goes owt in da rain. Strange behavior fur a cat iffin yu ask mii.
Trick joins me in the showr sumtiems… awl behavyur is strange behavyur fur a cat.
Anom!
ooo – PK….didja see awn teh prebeyus lol teh linkie tew a bideo uf Eva/Tira/Unique dat teh Cheezez put awn teh ICHC bideo channel???!!!!!
What where huh who wha…? Eva, Tira an Unique hazza famous???
*runs awf wifakwikness tu luk*
OH MAI CEILING CAT!!!!
They hazza famous!!!!!
*cheers wildlee*
*faints*
*wakes up tu cheer summoar*
*faints agen*
** puts smellin salts under PK’s nose **
Darnit..that’s the cayenne pepper agin !!
*wakes up sneezing violin-tlee an finking uv jamama’s gnu kittin fur sum reezun*
Wha’ happin? *luks arown fuzzilee fur atishoo*
Wen Pookie wuz a little kitteh, I switched hyme tu Science Diet..Awl da sudden I had 20lb kat wif GIANT paws. Wuz lyke hii doubled hyme size in a munth.
PERZAKKLEEE whut happened to Hazel.
Now she’s got allergies as well, she no can has ENNY kibble.
Seh haets me for dat O.o
but her has lost a tinee bit of errm..floofiness
Pook nawt realli bii overweight, he’s just Big. Bigger than sum lapdogs.
NOPE!!!!! *hides Hazel in the seekrit place*
..she’s adopted the old Lady over the fence.
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Already Lost Fern to the Posh side
She comes home once in a while to see if we still love her though!!
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Apart from a very large not pretty broose awn mai hiney, an a few akes an pains, I’s doin okay. **Stoopy bloomin stares! keep jumpin up at me
I has noo brooz too.
My car bited me yesturday.
OWCH!!!
Wus it hongreh?
Donut finkso. Hur had full tank of gas.
I nawt kno why hur diddit. I has been so gud to hur…
Hur nawt in yor gud books then.
Mebbe hur iz mad cuz teh birdees keep poopin awn hur.
I nawt MY fawlt tho!
Wuz a magarita involved in dis biting? Where did it bite yu?
No margajaritas wuz inbolbed.
Hur bited me awn teh leg wif teh edj of teh door. I wuz goin to see Dr GirleeCat an hobbloled akross teh parkin lot.
Magaritas wuz fur da medisinal use ownli then. Purrfectly understandable.
Kitteh to shikkin: “Plz to coming to my howse. I’d lub to has u foar dinnur.”
yu will bii teh gest ob honur!
Wif yur own speshul plais (awn a plattur! *snerk*)
Oh yesh. Plz to get into dis
Pot, er….hawt tub.Ai will gibs yu a massage …wut essenchul oyls wud yu liek? Olib oyl? Canoelah? Wut bowt loshuns? Ai has honeh garlick, miyuld, meediyum, hawt…
Adn affer dat comez deh spa tweetmint wif dey bubbly-wadderz! Hmmm, yeshifinkso!
my life’s work is 2 surve u…
awn a plaet!
Wif smashed potaters an gravee….
**drools**
Run away! Run away!
der, Yu see? Dat’s whut I suggested, but did teh byrd pay ani attenshun? NOOOOOooooooo!
Shikkin nawt gonna be “Gettin Luckee In Kentuckee”, I feer.
LOL! =^!^=
Depends. Aer tehr any “Lucky” chikin recipes?
Nawt foar teh shikkin.
How strange. I was just attacked by a flock of crazed chickens while filling my birdfeeders.
What were teh chikkins filling your birdfeeders with?
I wish I could teach them to feed theirselves,
I wish I kuld teech da kittehs tu scoop dere litter box. I haz had no luk sofar, nawt wif da kittehs, or da hubbi, or da boi.
Ifinkso I bought da rong size scoop, ownli fits my hand.
Isn’t it strange that those scoops only come in small
Bah! Ai jus bited teh insied uv mah cheek wilst eetin Reeses Peeses Pastel Eggs.
*nomnomnomOWnomnomnomOWnomnomnom*
i get kentukey fried chinken
I R FRUM KY! But i no lik KFC cuz dey iz ebil.
it should say “you from kuntuckey?” and the chicken should say “you from china?” lol
oooh, dat chicken iz sooos deads (:<
kitteh: yu’z frum Kentuky?
chicken: yeah. y u ask?
kitteh: no reason.
chicken: k.
me: *whispers a bit too loudly* will u share?
chicken: share wat?
kitteh: o nothin
me: we were just plannin dinner. *wink wink*