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Pokkit-siez fur ur entertaynmint!
Kittehs has pokkits? Oh – fur hyoominz pokkits!
*dans-dans-solonawtsekkind-dans-dans* Conga-rats!
Fankies, AP!
*puts noez bak to teh grindstone* Ai hazzint gotted much dun today.
*puts a pokkit-syze LOLcat in NS’s pokkey,2 keep hurrz kompany*
Dat wuddnt has aneefing tu du wiff applol martooneez, wud it?
Well – nawt direktlee. Ai haz bin hazzin too much fun playin heer & on FB though.
ai lub 2 fer 1 deels!
teh big kitteh nawt luuk bery happeh.
teh liddlol kitteh just luuk…..
uhoh….
SSSPPLLLOOORRRTTT!!!!
eeewwww, wadda mess!
UK!!! Ohmaigudness, hold in there, ai coming!!!!
dis ’tis not funneh. ’tis repost from mothership cat. bad bad bad
Prysma’s post or the pickshur? Sorry, I doesn’t unnerstand.
Teh pikshur, sarry i’z cunfussin
*NEE-NAW NEE-NAW*
*skreechus tew a hawlt*
*skoopee up bwains, rinsee rinsee inna sparklol waddur*
*pakee pakee pakee inna hed*
*wynds taep rown hed, maekin shur hedboens r in rite playce*
*tuks floofy blankee rown teh showldurs*
*hans UK a nyce hawt choklit*
doan luuk atta pikshure wifowt pertekshun!
*runs in wif teh nawt-sekkund aid kit*
*sweepy sweepy teh brayns*
*rins wif sparklee lemming-flavured water*
*carefullly pack brayns back in tu braynium*
*put braynium bones back tugevver lyk jigsaw puzzul (wow, whata mess!)*
*sn-n-naps awn CHRG wif drawings uv Eva awn it*
*adds lots an lots uv dukkytaype*
*raps UK in floofeh blankkit an fetches a chokklit moose tu nom*
Nao, just rest, an trai nawt tu luk at cyoot until yu iz compleetly recobered.
oh, fankies jk2k and PK!! ai feel muchlee bedder naow!
*luuks arownd*
gess dere shulda ben a warning awn dis lol, luuk at awl teh splorts!
ai has a mini-meh
npt {{ap}}
mm sez:
ai aint hebby; shees my mudder!
@@@@@ !!1!
LOL *SPLORT*
*NEE-NAW NEE-NAW*
*skreechus tew a hawlt*
*skoopee up bwains, rinsee rinsee inna sparklol waddur*
*pakee pakee pakee inna hed*
*wynds taep rown hed, maekin shur hedboens r in rite playce*
*tuks floofy blankee rown teh showldurs*
*hans CS a nyce hawt choklit*
doan luuk atta pikshure wifowt pertekshun!
Fang Q JK2k naow plz goez tew halp Red…
Dozes awf after dring hawt choklit….
Uh-oh…..
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SPLORT!
*NEE-NAW NEE-NAW*
*skreechus tew a hawlt*
*skoopee up bwains, rinsee rinsee inna sparklol waddur*
*pakee pakee pakee inna hed*
*wynds taep rown hed, maekin shur hedboens r in rite playce*
*tuks floofy blankee rown teh showldurs*
*hans RHSB a nyce hawt choklit ebben tho she wuz kinda meen onna last lol*
doan luuk atta pikshure wifowt pertekshun!
**slowlee regaynes conshusniss**
Oh, fankyoo jk2k.
I wuzznt meen. Ennyway, u startid it. :-p
MAWM!!!!!
**holds hed**
Ooooowwww….my hed be hurtin. Stoopy wevver chanjis…
*luuks at red sydwais, wundurs eff she’s faeking…*
*cawshuslee awffurs moar hawt choklit*
…
mebbe diz helpees teh hed?
I nawt faykin, I sware.
I rarelee fayk ennyfing.
REEEAAAALLLLYYY??
♫What, nevver?
Gno, nevver!
Wot, nevvvver?
Well–hardlee evver!
So give free cheerz adn wun cheer moar
For teh red-hedd capting ov teh Pin a Four…♫
Gilbert and Sullolivan ref FTW!
3km, U has teh emayo, btw.
*runs tu check*
Those were da funni! *Throws self in da floor, bangs head against da floor* Dew wii haz ennifng tu make hubbikat’s shut up bout wurk? Da trolls need tu wurk awn dat.
U cud try to “distrack” him.
Az far as tunite goes enniwun who will tayke him kan have him! I really doubt I will ebbin git a card fur mii burfing dai. Hii will sai “go buy wat yu want”. An wat I want I kan’t buy, wat I want iz hyme tu make da effort.
{{{3km}}}
I’m gonna sendin u a card. Haz haddit awl pikked owt foar weekweekweeks.
*wipes tears frum eyes* Thnx red!!
Aw hunnee, wii redheds gotta stik togevver.
Besydez, u kno stuffs, so I HASTA be nyse to u!
Wanna donut?
I NEVVER tell! No donuts fur mii, I’ bak (kinda) tu da low carb thyng. Pleez don’t offer mii icecream kaus iz my weekness.
YAY! Mundai I gits a DQ icecream kake!! Mite eat da whole thing myself! 
Oh, an icecream haz no calories or carbs iffen dey are consumed awn da burfingdai. That iz wat I heard an I am followin teh advise.
Fuds haz no calories if consoomed wif frendz.
Hay, mebbe my hed hurtin frum delaid hang-ober?
I finkso I need a sertin YNG to put me to bed an wate awn me hand an fuut.
*sinds rhsb owt tew NB tew luuk foar sertin YNG*
taht shud hep teh hed-aak!
**goes to NB, luukin foar Lucky**
Lucky! Ware u be?
Umm.
*Ponders abowt just wat kynd of hang-ober dat iz, exactlee, adn decides nawt to ask*
*Adn carefully does nawt wait around to see whether YNG shows up in next messij or nawt*
Ohai, Lungdoc.
I had mini-cheezmeet last nite! I meeted madamz an wii had margajareetas.
Still haz a jealous!!
Neat! Sounds liek taht would esplain teh symptoms aifinkso.
Teh margajareetas adn teh hangz-ober, Ai meend. Nawt teh jealous. Nawt taht tehre’s annyfing rong wif taht. Just the nestings of teh messages cre8 ambiguiteez.
I hazza a jealous I kouldn’t gow tu da cheezmeet, I NAWT hazza a jealous uf rhsb’s hangober. I haz had atleast wun *snikker* an nawt injoy dem atawl.
I nawt finkso iz hang-ober.
I finkso teh stoopy wevver chanjin EBERY TWENNY MINNITS iz teh mane culprit.
**Sighs**
Fank CC tomorrow be teh day befoar Caturday!
Yu bii rite bout da wevver changin. My joints haz ben given mii “H” awl dai. Thys aruritis crap iz fur nawt fur wimps, an I izza wimp.
Dis am an eggsalad zample ob emergencee prepairedness. Along wif battries and water jugs and canned food, dis homeowner has his main primary kitteh and a small auxillary kitteh jest in case.
Big bloo babycat eyes!!!!!
Ceiling Cat an Son uv Ceiling Cat??
i finks CC spose ta b all lubbing – dat impostr kitteh dunt look sew 4giving iffen u asks me
I like that two thumbs up *giggle*
OMCC!!!!!! POC!!!!!!!! ai nawt see yu in fureber!! haow yu and KD be?
Or mebbe dottir uv Ceiling Cat?
Ceiling Cat an Kittin uv Ceiling Cat.
hey, shuldn’t Cory hab ben teh free tryal siz wen wii dopted Eva??
aifink u mite hab a hawrd tyme triing tew konvinse PK uv taht..
well, wii be goin bakk tew her playce in a kupplol weeks…wut if Cory stows awai in mai bag?
ai noe nuffink….
Noooooooeeeeesssss!!!!!
MAI Cory-Bear!!!!!
ai wuddnt let ennewun taek Cory-Bear ‘wai frum u, iz ok.
ai just kidding!! ai ownlee wants tu snorgle him!
BTW – nefing from Janet? wantwantwant her tu come tu cheezmeet!!
Ai haz nawt herd… ai axed her yesserday, but aifinkso her leebed befoar her sawed it.
Aifinkso him will be kwite happeh tu halp wif teh snorgulings.
Well, shii wuldn’t donate Cory Bear tu mii so I kuld 4km. PK bii awl selfish wif her Cory. Just alittle small donation uf a itty, bitty BC so I kuld bii 4KM! *giggles* (I wuldn’t gib hyme up either)
well, ai gess Plasticat an ai kan’t complayn – she did let us doptify Eva!!
PK pikked purrfect parents fur her. Yu tu rock! Shii bii such a happi little gurl wif yur fambily.
Oh, an thnx fur keepin us up tu date wif her. Cheezpeepz bii da bestest peeps!
Awww, baby goes for rideys
Dad is best transporter
(CHRG on and tite!)
kitteh bakk-pakkin dad luks redy 2 protekt an defind preshus, wide-eyed cargo.
kitteh praktizing for teh future?
h t t p://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/full-speed-ahead-2/
Now I knoz y my kittah sleeps on my back. She learned it from Mama Kittah.
Iz dubblol dekker monorail?
LOL
Mii an mini mii! WANT!!
Now that is a cute picture.
gess wut, guis? my naybore wut yells an skreems at hurr goggies iz mobbing out! Ai didn’t nose it until moobing ban showed up yesterday, an “Fore Sail” sine wint up! Hoo, boi do ai hoap wii gits sume nyce, sane pet-lubbers type volks next dore. The last wons had liddlol paw-meraininans an left dem out syde awl teh thyme. it was a konstant yap-konsert day an nite!
{{neighbors goggies}} I feel sorri fur yu an da goggies. *Yells an skreems at neighbors tu let dem know how it feels*
Bebbeh Kitteh stikkz
cloass 2 Mawmmen Kitteh 4
cummfurtz andz suppoartz
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
ekksellentz playss 4 Naps oarz
lawwwng coazee Cuddillz
Behbee Kitteh nawtz
awaryz dat ‘Sploart!’z happeneengz
awwwlll ober t3h playss!
Jack.
*claps floofee pawz wildlee fur Jack*
Bravissimo!!! Ai speshulee luv teh lazst vers!!!
U bother mai bebeh, ai bother ur fais.
Gittem momma!
zomg, is Neko-Koneko. o_O
ooh, I wants nekoconeko too!
FTW! Ai had to Google that one–thanx for bringing it to our attention! Relevant to owr interests, it is!
We’ll see if WP lets me post a link: w w w .azu.yuedream.de/fan/nekoconeko/?lang=en&seite=was-ist-das
(Close up the spaces after teh w’s)
Aww kewt kitteh ilky pilky vavoom LOL! Be at miss or each good play home they. It leave taste mr pooky in it fancy cat. She son lose does fond bred kitteh gave lady get.
I just had ta sweep da bwoom unnder da coach an owt came free tennis ballz, wun syuperbouncin ball, wun red Kongz and sortid different toys and chewiw fingies. Mii goggie iz naw berry happity two haz heem tois bak.
Dey doo nawt easily roll unnder da couch – he haz ta set dem down and den STUFF dem unner der. Den he pawspawspaws da couch. Sumtimes he pullz dem bak out buttz – Inna 2 oar free days hee will haf dem awl udder der agin! An he weel bee lukkin sew sad *I haz no tois Mama … Y yous neber buy mee no toiz*
he iz sooo berry silleh!!
Ai yoosta find a duzzin toy mausies unner teh cowch & teh stove & teh hutch ebbree fyoo dayz. Ai shud probablee chek doze playsis. Kittehs wud fink dey gotted gnu mausies!
I find mylk rings in awl sorts uf inneresting playses! Da lawdree, my purse, da shews, etc.
Duz yous stuff dem der awn purrpose jest sew dat yous has to try ta findz dem?
Snerk
I think the big cat as a tumour.
**in hur best Ahnold voise**
Iz nawt a tooma!
I can has a toona?
.. or teh liddlol kitteh haz a grayte beeeeeg tooma.
Wut did I tayle U?
Nawt a tooma
ore a sigh-a-knees twinlet
Ai kint splort fur dis lol. Ai splorted free lols ago (teh 6am cheeztime lol) – an mah braynez haz been scattered there fur abowt 8 1/2 howrs.
*pouts*
No CCC fur nightshayde? *not feelin luvved*
Wail, I wuz nawt heer foar teh oridjinal splort, butt heer goez:
*NEE-NAW NEE-NAW*
*skreechus tew a hawlt*
*skoopee up bwains, rinsee rinsee inna sparklol waddur*
*pakee pakee pakee inna hed*
*wynds taep rown hed, maekin shur hedboens r in rite playce*
*tuks floofy blankee rown teh showldurs*
*hans NS a nyce hawt choklit*
doan luuk atta pikshure wifowt pertekshun!
Fankies, Red! *sniff* U caer. U rly caer.
Hmm. No wunder mah hed hurtz — mah brayne haz bin missin fur moast uv teh day.
*snugglols into teh blankee*
*sipps teh hawt choklit*
*purrrrrrs*
Yu’z bin mostlee ded awl day?
Oh noes! {{{NS}}}
I’m sorry you were lefted splorted all ober teh place wif no-one to scoop up teh braynes. I hasn’t been ablol to keep up wif all teh threds lately.
I donut know hohow it happen!
I looked looked look, up down, on roof, bottom of
piklol barro, look everywhere and did not find you splorted.
Vigilance, work on I must.
i know those teh nekoh konekohs <3
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna go to bed.
My hed hurtin an I has hoap dat mebbe I can sleeps it awf.
Gud nite/day/wutebber!
ohai red.. hope you feel better suun!
{{{rhsb}}}
Nite red! Sweet dreams uf cowbois in swimsuits an chaps! Just kidden, sweet dreams uf hawt cowbois in tite jeans an big “hats”
its a noo Dr Seuss book: “Nom on Mom”
We iz backwardz marsoopeeallz.
neco-koneco luv! X3 imma geek.
bottum kitteh looks mad. mebbie top kitteh is fat?
top kitteh is happeh but(!) nawt fer lawng. Bottom kitteh is strugglin to hold in fart, about to give up.
i rebember wunse wen theez kittehs wuz disgized az a wedding caek!! an oh my gudness, taht wuz teh LOL for JCH4K’s burfday party last yeer!
LOL!
Gud nite, cheezfrendz (an failbloggers if ur lurkin abowt). See y’all tomorrow!
{{{{{{g’nite, fren, an plesint dreems}}}}}
Wow… everybuddy’s gone. I donut think I’ve eber fownd ICHC completely M-T befoar.
AWWW!! =) so cute
Attenshuns pweez.
Ifn yoo haz a kitteh in teh Miami Florida rejun. Plz 2 nawt b letin himz or herz outsyde. Dere is a krayzee runnin aroun doin vary bad fings to kittehs
eleben kittehs haz gone to ceilin cat and basement cat awreddy 
I bet someone has said this already, but IT’S NECOCONECO!!!
YES!!!!
could be genetic engine eyering. just sayin.
question is, is that better or nawt-better than ph**o-shopped?
hmm, hmm, ok, let’s go through the czech list:
commint is posted … czech!
abatar is visible … czech!
name is bloo … czech!
ai can talk to my self … czech, but that’s nothing new.
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this is all good. now for the big question:
can yew see me?
I can see all three of you.
Two bloo…one not…czech…
Schit…skitz…err, more than one personalolty?
Ai can see yoo too!! An thank teh CC fur that! Ai wuz just saying to sumwun taht yoo must be VERREEE bizzee, becuz ai hadn’t scene yoo fur sum taim – nawt eben Igor!! An – heer yoo ar!
Aaaaw. Looks like Totoro cat is not amused.
Bebbeh kitteh: I heerd a noyse undedr teh bed!!!
Momkitteh: Arg. Why yu alwaes heer noyse at free ayemm?
yay, its a Nekokoneko
if anyone has seen Azumanga Daioh ^^
Jules, this is for you …. this looks like Lilly and since you are my BFFL i thought i would send this to you
xoxoxo,
Morgz
It’z travul siez! Nu needz tu maek extrah room in bag