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Ai had a fite wiv teh TP
Happy nawt-sekundses! We does Danses adn Drinkses?
Adn a fore-wai Tie! WoW!! I likes it, wiv alla the berry gud commints
Anna TP one!
HOOOOOOray!! Fur annipuss, Ambercat, nightshayde, AND bluesfan473!!!
We can dans – we can drink . . .hmmmm lemonade fur us – and lemonade wif sumthing INNIT fur thoz happee happee wuns akross teh beeg pond!
An ov corse – a trip to teh TY Boo Teek! There ar noo snoglobes there – teh General Wolf stachoo wif tinee Cheezpeeps gathered under it!
Aer teh cheezpeeps munchin cookiez?
Do nawt eet teh cookiez, peepz are seen fings. Teh kitteh iz missin frum teh lol, sum peepz see a kitteh wif fevvers, an ai presunally am seen skwirrlz in Sandy Klawz hatz.
Who maded teh cookiez?!?!?
Sumwun jist brung dem tu teh partee.
Ai maed teh cookiez fur teh Lundun cheezmeet an dere wuz noe cumplaynts!
NOM!
Ohai Annipuss!
Yur kukeez r wun reezun lawts ub cheezfrenz want 2 bizit TTI! ;o) U myt want 2 hab seb’ral “annual” cheezmeets, so cheezfrenz whu kan maak it in teh Spring kan meet, n maa-b anuthur wun in teh Summur.
Wut kynd ub kukeez?
Ai maed trippul chokklit wuns, shortbred an kitteh jinjurbreds.
Nom! Mai naybur caimed yestdy tu hlep me getz rid ub hassurd wiastz fingz nd sez she “awlmoast” bringed brownies last weak but memenmburd mr. grama shud nawt has enny.
Reely hur kidz problee caim howm nda eted dem awl.
We can dans if you want to … we can leev ur frenz behind…
becuz ur frenz doan dans an iff dey doan dans den deyre no frenz ov mien.
S-S-S-S
A-A-A-A
F-F-F-F….
LOL GMTA!
Coz yur frendz donut dans an if tehy donut dans, well tehy no frendz uv mien…
jinx!
buy me a Cheerwine, plz!
Itsza Safety dans!!!
hehe…
Saem tiem. Is we buyin arounds tehn?
what?
Your frends dont danse??
Cud be dey iz inna time warp, and finkso itz Krissmus?
Maybe dey ownly du teh Monster Mash.
Krissmus?? Whyever wud u think that?
*feels burd’s forehed*
Itz teh cookeiz, aifinkso!
“and if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine”
ai can has a leminlade wit a summin in it?
I is bak akross the Big Pond nows, and iss alreddy tiem for drinkies here…
But but but yu SED yu wonnted to redekkormarate!
U won’t beleeb wut teh goggie did in there!
But, we nawt hazza goggie!
It waz teh parrot! Teh beek an taluns, tehy reeked havok!!!
**putz awn kitteh suit**
But we nawt hazza parrot!
**luuks closelee**
I nevver seen a kitteh wif fevvers befoar…
Kitteh must have eeted a birdee!
Bad kitteh! At leest give self a baff afturwards!
*starts tu cleen fevvers owt uv kitteh fur*
Ow! Ow! Ow! Hay! Dose wuz, um, sewed awn, yeah, datz it! Yu nose, like fake hayres?
Parrothead’s gotta weev!
Ai gotta weev? Ai nawt du nuffin! Wai ai gotta go? **sobs**
heck, I didn’t think da PH could knit…….
Mebbe hur knitz lyk u do, Dan.
*sigh* Yu donut haz tu, but ai duz. Garbije tu take owt, website fur class fundrazor tu update, pills tu take fur teh hed-ack taht haz been thretning awl day but iz nao clozing in.
Ai trai tu be back laytur, but mebbe fawl asleep, aidunno. Eever way, hazzan awsum nyte/weekend/whateber. Schmoos!!!
{{{pk}}}
Bye foar now, pk.
Bizzy lyf, u hazzit!
Donut foarget to tayk care of U!
schmooo p-k! hope yew feel better!
{{p-h}} silly burdee, dinna go!
jus rememememeber, ai dint dew it
jus cauz ai FOWND it lyke taht duzzent meen ai did itz.
But wut abowt dat plastur unner yur pointee enz?
Just ruffing it up a bit so teh noo stuff will stik rite!
Iz Catastorphy in dere
A catlamatee?
A kitlakism?
did sumboddy commit a feliny?
Oh teh hyooj manatee!
**sneeks in**
**luuks arown**
**nobodee luukin**
YOINK!
**runsawaywifakwikness**
Ineewun git teh numbur ov dat hitunrun redhed?
a 10?
**snerkin iz herd in teh distans**
red! duz u have teh day orf??
Sorta. I cawled in.
Stoopy hedayk I wented to bed wif last nite turned in2 migrayne dat I woked up wif dis mornin.
eep! hope it’s better now!
*hands red a cold damp Shamwow just in case*
Fanks. It’s mostlee gone now, butt now I feel sumwhut “hung ovur”.
My bff an I wuz gonna go owt tonite, but I canselled it. No fun goin owt wen u nawt feline gud.
*Waves at rhsb* I want tu go home!! I tired uf wurkin tudai!
**waves bak**
Ohai, 3km.
My Lucy kitteh dun that tu da new wall paper I putted up.
Wuz ready tu beat her!
Interyur dekeraytur kitteh nawt finkso u has gud tayst.
ewe waked up wif a Mygrain? I has a sad for ewe …
Wunce I woked up wif a jerk… she was nawt as nice az her wuz teh Knite b4.
I has nevver woked up nexst to a horse’s hed befoar, butt I has woked up nexst to a horse’s behynd befoar!
Wazzint there a callee-ko in this pic a minnit ago? Hm, mai majinayshun. Whai tehy post pic wif no kitteh?
**whispurrs I finkso teh Cheezes be havvin a bad day**
*hugs rhsb, “borrows” her “cell phone”*
Oooh! I finded teh kitteh!
Wateaminnit, how did DAT get dere?
Oh, well, it wuz in MY pokkit, so it must be MY kitteh!
Ai TOLDED u teh calikkos be ebil !!
Just whut ai wuz thinkin- GMTA eeck!
NO DEY NAWT!
Calikos be teh bestest kittehs evar! Dey iz lyk snowflayks, no two iz alyk.
** throws Christy at rhsb **
Here ya go,then!
Enjoi !!
Fanks, Eeck!
Um….I finkso Nikita be part caliko too, rite?
The Cat That Sat on the Mat
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In yesterday’s exciting adventure, oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort! discovered he could no longer fit through the catflap and went on an intensive sleeping program to lose weight. We join the story in mid-snore…
zzzzzzzzzz………..
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
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The Cat That Sat on the Mat (concluding episode)
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The hoomins had other plans for oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort!, though. Unbeknown to him, it was his birfday today, and he was in for a bit of a surprise.
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Whilst he slumbered, the hoomins dimmed the lights, fitted him with nose-plugs so he wouldn’t scent anything suspicious, and carried him still sleeping into the living room.
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He was lowered onto the top of some amazing cat furniture, almost 8′ high with lots of hidey-holes, catwalks, perches and ladders. At the bottom of the cat furniture was a catnip cake, sushi and roast chicken. But oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort! could smell none of this. Yet. The noseplugs were attached to some string, so they could be removed from a distance, and the lights were turned out.
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Suddenly the hoomins shouted “Surprise!” and yanked the noseplugs out. oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort! lept five feet into the air, his ears brushing against the ceiling which he now realized was a lot closer than it had been. His eyes wide open, he looked round and was momentarily startled to find he was not on his mat as he had expected.
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The lights switched back on and his vision swam. He wished the hoomins would make up their mind, but was rather glad that the lights were on. Hoomins had terrible night-vision, which is why they had to be looked after by kittehs. Otherwise, they’d lose their way in the dark.
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oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort!’s nose prickled with the bombardment of smells. Smells that were coming from…. He glanced down. ARGH! He nearly bounced off the ceiling again. He was levitating! Oh, no, that was a platform of some kind he was on. It was fluffier than the mat, but that would soon be dealt with. Nothing was permitted to compete with him on fluffiness.
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He looked for how to get down. Considering that the interrupted nap had failed to reduce his weight significantly, he took the steps only two at a time. On reaching the ground, he noticed the hoomins had paid homage to his superiorness and offered him gifts to appease him. Maybe the lights and shouting were some part of the ritual they had misunderstood on their guide to kitteh worship.
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Nonetheless, fish, rice, chikkin and catnip were worthy gifts and he would forgive them their lack of understanding. But which to choose first? This was a problem. He thought long and hard before deciding on the only logical course of action. He knocked the bowls over onto the floor, thoroughly mixing the foods together. Now choice was unnecessary and illogical.
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Of course, it would mean delaying the trip outside, as he would need to sleep all the extra calories off, but maybe if he slept on the top shelf of this ladder thing, it would work faster. Clouds were fast when high up, slow when lower, and stationary when on the ground. From this, kitteh wisdom decreed, it was obvious that things worked faster at altitude.
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After nomming through his gigantimous meal, he clambered back up to the top, only to discover that his Special Mat was there now as well. Excellent! The hoomins were learning faster than he had thought! The Cat That Sat on the Mat sat down, lay down, then went to sleep.
yay! *clappityclappityclappity* eggsellent story, i liekd teh happyending
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clappittee clappittee clappittee
dat iz uhmaezink storee! haow gud foar teh kitteh!
W00t!!! w00t!!! egg salad!!!!!
YAY! es gud storee.
HORRAY for Snorrrrrglllle!Sport!
Dat waz fur snorrrrgilllle!splort!
But snorrgile es gud sport tu…
*klappityklappityklappity klappityklappityklappity klappityklappityklappity*
YAY! Happytayl ending 2 boot!
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Ai c moar adbentchurz in teh fyoochur!
Hugz n cheezluv,
Grate Kaliko Hunturr stryks agin! (weez gud at dat)
Whaddaya meen teh wawl izznt a maus?
Teh paypurr wuz danjurus! It wuz juss waytin tu cum awf adn attakk!
(dats mai storee adn ai’m stikkin tu it)
Stikkin tu it bedder tehn teh paypurr stiking tu teh wall nao…
*snert!*
Yore stikking tu teh paypur az well.
i r sry. reelee. onnist!
Wud dis fase lye tu u?
U tell meh tu git teh maus.
When ai trai, U hollur cuz teh wall gotted in teh way of teh pointee endz an is naow borked.
Maek Up ur Mind Hoomin!!
**walkz in nonshalantlee**
**luuks at lol**
Derez no kitteh in dis lol! Wuzzup wif teh Cheezes?
RHSB! Ai nawt seed yu in a lotta wyles! {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}. Hay, wutz dat mayowing lump in yur pokkit?
Ohai, PH!
Dat noyse? Oh, dat’s my sellfone. Itz got relee realystik-sowndin ringtoan.
Anna wayving blak tayle?
My kee-chayn?
dats cool! canni see yer fone?
Um…..yah, I wud be happitayle to let u seein it, butt I’m relee germafobik.
U unnerstan, rite?
she said butt!
Buttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbuttbutt!
**luks arown fur saop tu wash owt sumwun’s durtee mouf**
Yu sown lyk a motorbote. *giglol* Oar a lil skooter-moped-fingee.
I lyk motorbotes. **gigglols**
*runsovvurwifakwikniss an poeks rhsb*
OW! Hey!
Wuz dat teh purrson who called me a SHIKKIN last nite?
**stiks tong owt at jk2k**
Nawt teh problim. Ai haz teh eggstra strawng sany tizer sprais adn sopes. Ai tried tu gib teh Troll E Troll teh baf, but him runned adn hided aftur teh nawt sekkund sprai.
Bee shoar nawt to hit hur ‘phoan’ oar hur ‘key chayne’ wif dat stuff.
Well – u didnt be leabings me a claw post fingy.
teh wirld iz my skratchy post.
Teh wall wus being ebil.
Ai killeded it.
I sed I wanned a rownd arch. Now finish digging fru teh wall.
Dere wuz a mowse — yeh, dats it, a mowse — runnin up de wall to — to git to teh clok. Rite, an — I swattid him rite when — when teh clok struk wun, an he runned down, hikery — I meen ripperty splintery dok, he tored teh papur. Yeh, dats it. He tored it runnin down. An I’m not goin to go esplaining teh three mice in teh tub, yu can wurk dat owt yrself.
LOL =^1^=
an wut abowt teh mowse hooz bakk haff i finded on teh front steps? (or iz taht the frunt haff i finded on teh bakk steps?) wut’s teh story tehr?
ai hassa questeron for ppls….erm..is der a wai to see who has maide which one of ur lols their favourites? ai can see ppl have made sum of mai lols favourites, but nawt wich ones! “schmoos and hedbonks tew all dis ebbernin frum teh Portsmouth twon in uk!”
Ohai zelkina! Ai nawt nose teh answer tu dis, butt, teh standard ansur to awl questions seemz tu be to go to cweenmj’s bloo name an klikee. Dere iz wunnermus lotta infurmayshun dere.
Iffen yu fynds owt, pliz tell me! Teh bestest I can do iz clikky on “See who favourited you”, then click on each purrson, then click on their list of favourites and hope I see lols I recognize as myne. I dunno any obber way.
ohai parrothead, jd. issa same fer me….issa bit annoyin . so far issa same lol dey favourited too! oh, wud anyones like a handy full ob poppycorns? ai has a bag full while ai is writings mai story dis ebbernins
Iffen eberywun fabrits teh saym lol, yu knoe dat iz a very very gud lol.
Dat iz da way I haz done it, but I usually git tyred an give up before I sii my lol.
I’b fownd dat iffen yu chek teh saym day dey fabrited it, it’s normally on teh furst payg ob deir fabrits. It meens chekking iffen anywun new haz fabrited a lol ebryday tho. Which gets me depressed sumthymes, az it can be mani munfs befoar teh negst wun fabrits anyfing. I dunno iffen my lols aer no gud oar iffen dey’re just too obskewer.
Goin tu luk at ur LOLs – BRB
*snerk*
*gigglols*
Heeheehheheeeheehhehh! Ai faybrittid sum – yu’s gud! Yu jus gots tu bees payshint foar peepuls tu luk, aifinkso.
‘Teh hiiiiills ar alibe…’*gigglol*’LCB spots a shiny’*teeheehee*
ohai, on teh dashingbord ob yor profile tehr shuld be a plase at teh right side wher it sez, “yoov’e bin favrited”, under taht shuld be a linkee taht sez, “see hoo favrited yoo”. taht’s wut it luks liek on my sekrit Idenity’s dashingbord, anyway. duznt say eggsackly wut tehy favrited, but yoo culd going to tehr favrites an seeing wich wun iz yors. (i’z ansering az Burfday Fairy cawz i forgetted to go log in
dis habbing two ideniteez iz a trikky fing)
tankie burfday fairee….but *gigglols* ai wants tew kno wat lols dey hab favourited…udder dan goin frew each person an findin dem, ai dont fink der is a waito find dat out
Uzzer dan going tu eech uv deh pplz ho haz faborited ur lolz and den luukking at awl dere faboritez, i wudn’t noez how. Dat wud taking a long tyme, speshully wif deh peepz hoo haz menny menny faboritez. Sry.
ai jss spent ages goin frew sum1 who had nrly 700 favourites! all fer one lol! ai wanted tew see if dey had favourited any wiv mai likkle kitteh Chizel in dem, u c.
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Me.skills an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz (inklooding any frenz frum teh FaylBlog
) noofrenz an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, delishus moyst ‘n’ chewey spicy caek wif kreemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up liek disko balls wen tehy bownse, moood ringz, kandee, an sparkly trol-doll stikkers (teh nise trol-dolls wif teh long neon-colurd hair an teh big bellibuttins)! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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**hazza powt, cuz hur nevver gotted sumfin hur axked foar foar hur birfday**
Iz nawt ur fawlt, tho, bf.
U iz fulla awsum an win.
oh deer. {{{{{rhsb}}}}} wuz it sumfing yoo aksded sumwun else for? taht’s too bad, not evreewun kan granting wishes liek teh burfday fairy kan, unforchunatly {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Fanks, bf.
Yesh, derez onlee wun burfday fairy an den derez teh rest of uz mortlolz.
Hoap springz eternlol, tho, rite?
I know wat yu want fur yur burfdai!!
No u donut.
**gigglols**
yup, mebbee nekst yeer…
*yoozes burfday ESP to try to gessing rhsb’s unfulfillded burfday wish, makes notes on Offishul Burfday Fairy Notepad*
{{{{{rhsb}}]] dat iz a komun fing fur peepulz hoo can has janyuairy birfdaiz. tu klos tu krismus. nawt getz fur krismuz cuz tu klos tu birfdai.
*Puts awn mood ring, watches it turn luvli shade uf black* Oops, my mood iz showing.
wun ob thoze days, huh? {{{{{3kittymomma}}}}}
Yep! I wanna go home, I wanna haz Mundai off, an I wanna haz a nyce kowld adult beverage, an relax an play wif my cheezfriends an den I will bii da
*swishes burfday wand, makes wishes come troo*
Ohai Burfday fairy! Ai dont no if Ai can eet enee moar caek. Ai need to stai out ob teh brakeroom…mebbee if Ai chase around teh bowncy ball…
**Throwz bownsee bawl.
OT… I approving sum commintz u maded on deh Cory post on deh Cryer…. fur sum reezun dey landinged in deh SPAM folder….. but I set dem free….
Ohfanx! WP was nommin mai comments 4 a week.
Ai just think P-K is teh nisest, and wuld liek to help them somewai. Teh v.e.t. is nawt cheep and Cory mite need sum eggstra attenshun.
Hmmmp!!!! i just chekkinged and now deh commintz b GONE! not on deh post and not in deh Spam box!! **Haz a cornfuzzlol.** if u ritingz agin I will resQ dem frum deh Spam box rite away.
In deh meentiyme, haz sum Spam and eggz.
Ai can see them, butt (snerk) Ai cud see them befor too.
Spam and eggs, spam spam and eggs, spam eggs toast and spam…
Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam
Beautimous spam, wunnerful spam
Beautimous spam, wunnerful spam
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Nobody eggspects teh Kitteh Enquisitiun!
Is dat wen dey stand on yur chest at 4 am an enkwires why U is sleepin wen the fud bowl is m-t?
…. adn wair iz deh catnip maus?
… and hoo boaut dhe cheep gushifudz wen u noez I only eetz deh spensive gushifudz?
…. adn y u not petting mii??
… adn ware bees awl teh BOIS hu cud bees lubbin mii RITE NAOW???!!!! (frum mai Brynna, awl niet lawng, cos seh’s nawt fikst yet – deer CC, pls tu sending mii moar clyints wif munees, sew Brynna kan goes tu Dr. Tinyvet SUUN!
kthxbaiAnom.)donut wurry, kvnsgrrl (my bestest substitoot burfday fairy!
) teh caek iz tasty an nommalishus but majikally non-filling an haz no kalreez!
Ohai Burfday fairy! Is U feeling better?
O fanku fanku! Tooday ai haz burfday, butt noe tyme for partee. Mai howse luikz liek dis an muss fix itt. Iz nawt teh kittehzes fawlts, aifinkso. I wwil fink uv awl the fuudgee goodnez an udder noms whyle ai fickzes teh wawlls. an nawt drwl in teh spaklol, kthxbai!
Haz a happityle burfing dai K3K1G!! Hopes awl yur wishes come true!
Happee burfdai K3K1G! Best wishes 4 teh upcoming yeer! And gud luk wif teh interiur decorating!
{{K3K1G}}
happee burfday!!! *swishes burfday wand, adds K3K1G to teh Offishul (but far frum compleet) Burfday List*
O M C C!! wii haz had a nex site ment!! adn not a gud wun. sumwun hadded a hart attakk adn deh medix cameded and did deh CPRz and deh heelee oh kopiter cameded and tookinged him away. *sigh* I haz a hoapful dat him will b ok.
Oh noes!
Hoap himz okay.
Oh mii, oh my!! Hopes hii iz okay!!
o mai! hoping hims b ok, ceeling cat will watch ober him
Oh- hopes he will be okay! Butt (she said,hopefully ) were dere fyremans?
Yes, deh Ambulance b manned bai deh Fire Dept. Dere wuz eben Fyrewimminz. And Sherrifz, tu. Wii haz Sherrifz dat keepingz dere boat in deh marina, so wii gitz Sherrifz heer awl deh tyme.
Dey halpinged deh Ambulance peepz bai holding deh IV bagz and adn stuffz like dat.
Seeing dem heer.
Wun uv deh Sherrifz b a berry kewt yung man.
are ya “tryin’” to cause a stampede of cheezwimmens?
*stampeedstampeedstampeed*
we had nice chats abowt myoozik an david letterman wile him wuz glooing wires on my hed.
i hadda go for sleep study last nite, just part ob genrul wurkup for my awtoimmyoon ishyoos. didnt sleep much, dont liek sleeping away frum home. nicest part was nise yung sleep tech, gud-luking greek guy named “jorj”
***Pikchurz LM wif glooeey wirez springing out uv hed.
*fawlz down laffingz…
i’m shur it wuz a site to seeing, lol. igor prolly wuld hab fownd it very charming.
Just saying… iz not just deh Fyremenz hoo luk gud….
Ai wented 2 a meetin lass ebenin fur teh settin up uv a nayburhud watsh. Dere wuz a nies yung pleesman……
*sigh* Deh menz in uniform . . . . . . ***gitz dreemy luk in iiz*** oooooo….dots….
cheezwimmins don’t stampede.. they pownse!
*considers who to pownse on*
*snerk* oh ya…..sure.
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riiiiight.
Dan… u do realize now, u have only urself to blame, rite?
*POWNSE*
*juke left*
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y’all gonna love this, one of the artists tonight (it is Ultimate Doo-Wop) has requested a black padded bench be brought out for her to sit on while she sings. So, me and our Steward will carry it out. I asked (verrah tounge-in-cheek) were we supposed to strip to the waist and oil-up to do so. If so, then the act couldn’t be called Chippendales…..Chunkendales maybe.
**swoons at teh thot**
Noe wun upreesheeates mah dekuraytin.
YAYAYAYAYAY!!! I iz going home now!! BBL!!!
**goez to bafroom**
Dats nawt mad, dats insane.
**sloelee opinz doar**
*skweeeeeeeee.e.e.e.eek*
**peeks in**
**a swirleeng vorteks ob ebil haz opened in teh floor**
**toiletrees fly arownd teh room**
**liteneeng flashiz**
**an ebil laff can bii herd amidst teh funder claps**
**debrii and fixchurs iz being sukked intew teh hole**
**uh goggie hangz awn tew teh shower curtayne foar deer life**
**grabs goggie and bolts owt teh doar**
*SLAM*
**faints**
Teh Tidy Bowl man iz habin uh bad day, aifinkso.
will a cork dew tew keeps dis wurld sepatarered frum eth ebil vortex? stick it in teh hole?
Wy duz dis mayk me fink ob Grim Adventures ob Billy Adn Mandy…?
comparrison = apt! use billy tew plug hole…is wat mandy wud hab done!
lol, tahts a funny show. eggsackly teh kind ob fing taht wuld hab happedn on it.
ai has accepted ur fwend request, jd! be sures tew check owt mai piksures, is mai likkebaby kitteh Chizel….hims nawt rly a baby hims nrly 4 months olded, but he my baby anyways
LMAO!
LOL, ha ha ha!!
now there’s an “iceberg” to avoid at all costs.
redecorating is never a pretty sight….
alwayz gets wurser before it gets better.
but, kitteh helps get strippin paper dun in half de time!
but wat did he du in teh bafroom?
in de baffroom, kitteh has arranged most bootifully a decorayshuns of teh toilet paper variety, hims spent ages makin lots ob liddle snowflakes for ur enjoyment….teh baff appears to hab gone walkies tho….nawt sure wat happen dere