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Saving my life goin well, akshully
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EMT Win!
*BOOP*
*BOOP*
Backatcha! How you is Ms. B?
er… Ms B is a FB purson!
altho she seems liek one of teh nice ones!
I’m ok, how is u Maus? U has been AWOL lately.
Mite have to bring u up on chrgs…..
I had a
victimcandidate for debreefing all readdy for u yesterday….. u must have a bizzy to be passing up on that!I has been having a huge IRL bizzee tihs week week week. BIG project with a “yesterday” deadline, an lotsa Stoopy Soots with whips ‘n’ chains standin arownd. Pleh.
*has an excited until she realizes she red ‘Soots’ as ‘Scots’*
*then notises about teh whips n chains*
Luks nawt so grate, akshoollee!
Whips, chains AND leather kilts??? What r u waiting for? Yes I’m off to the NB!!
we are all nice……most of the time
cake?
Altho, Maus *boop* yoo ar at teh TOP ov teh quartet heer, yoo can be at teh bottom an be teh base!!
Nao – hoo amongst teh rest ov yoo – annipuss, Nennepus, an skwirrlgrrl – we need teh soprano, alto an tenor! an tehn yoo can entertayn us!!
Maybee Mary 0 will show up to play – but if nawt, Maus iz reelee gud!
Ai will put out teh cookeez an punch (similar to “boop” but sumwhat tastier) fur teh on lurkers!
_
ai is soprano!
(mezzo akshully – becos is moar fun)
an we can sing any of these – they’re frum our concert on tuesday:
the Rosenhof choir
hrumf… that was christmas…
sorry…
summer
Beeyoootiful ennywey.
Ai just luked at teh Crismas wun!! REELEE Gud!! Wich wun ar yoo??? Nawt rite behind teh direktor, ai hope!
ai am… rite in the midlol…
But on the summer wuns – you can just se may face on teh sekkund row, rite in the midlol!
The one in the bloo shirt, just over his shoulder?
yepp! that’s me!
an fankq – ai am reelee honnurd that u fink we’re gud!
*runs tu tell de choir dat a nopera singer thinks weer gud*
Nao ai had taim to go luk at sum moar! Yoo hav a reelee gud chorus there, ai think!
An yoo ar teh wun in bloo!! Hao fourchunate taht yoo ar teh AWNLEE wun in bloo!!
But – wai ar so menee tawl peeps in teh frunt? An teh short wuns in teh bak?
Amabercat sings in a chorus, too! An It iz reelee gud! Ai hurd a CD tehy maed!
Ai just LUV choral singing! Wehn well dun – sooo prettee!!
Plz tu furgive teh innerupshun ryte heer… Janet, yu menshuned coming tu teh VLC cheezmeeet in tu weeks (27th), an sed yu wud fink abowt that wunce yu gotted hoam. Ai nawt meen tu be annoying, but ai hazza wundring, shud we ekspecting yu?
Teh current list uv peeps whu gunna be there is:
Me, plus Seanya
PrincessOfChaos plus KD
nicewitch
leeza-teh-skwirrl
uniquekitty
plasticat
4.5K
amandakat plus pawsiblee her husbind if him nawt haz tu wurk
(What be teh rekkurd fur teh larjist cheezmeet? aifinkso we may haz it!)
Wow! Dees amazen! Ai lissen an has a happee!
Ew luks like ew has so mush teh fun to sing tu!
(Ai use lots of ! tu sho da xcited.)
Fanks fur sharin.
Bobcatt zings in a chorus tew! Nennepuss… dat moozic is beeeutimus!
**runs to tell choir director to see nennepuss’s choir so to steel gud idears for nekst Chrisspus. ***
*scampers in for cookeez and punch, waivs to ebrybuddy and scampers bak to wurk*
oooh punsh, ai lieks punsh…
*luks up giltilly* yes ai iz mezzo sins yu arsks, wai? o rite. yep giz me a glars of punsh an ai sings de botum lien wid JCH4K & Nennepuss &c
*holes breff an wayts…*
PS ohai JCH4K!! sawry ai haz had a disapperd reesintly – am traiyin tu moov tu Jurmuny an iz lawts uf bizzee!!!
Thx fur dat – mai heero
Anni – is this a TTI fireman? The nicely pinky-red and white checkered tabard is not an American thing, I notfinkso
Ai wuz luking at teh car plait! LUks a bit TTI-ish to me. A bit.
Teh car plate duz luk liek TTI wuns, but teh hi-viz jakkit izn’t liek wunz Ai haz seed
Teh fyrtruk, teh yooniform & teh rej playt R UK fur shure. I nawt kan playc teh chek best tho; most playces UZ daiglo yello wunz.
Ohai paws4thot!!! We MIST yoo at teh cheezmeet!!! Maybee neggst taim??
Ai has nawt seen ennee TTI fyrmens waering teh pinkee chex; hang wan, lemme jus diyull 999 an see!
WHERE IS AMBER!!!!!!!???? Just LUK at that kitteh!!
OMG!
Oh, teh credit is teh BeeBeeCee – Ai’ll go has a google, BRB
Ai has trakked teh pikchur doun to Ohai Wikkum, in Bukkinhamsher. Nawt gawt teh hole storee yet an muss get bak to mai markin inna minnit…
Teh sun is shyning heer, but itz kwite cold!! Tehy say it haz bin 10 degreez below nermal teh hole MUNTH!!
Teh zact saym as teh wethur heer! Whut R teh oddz ob daht, huh?
Same fing here in southeast Meesheegun, JCH4K. Cold! But at least today is very sun-filled
Ai finkso itz new icee age, cawzt bai globla warming.
OK, Ai has fownd teh storee – Ai canute do teh linkee thingy but go to dailymail.co.uk an serch Dec 29th ’08 Fyrmens rescood SIX kittehs an revyved tehm wiv behbeh oksyjen marsk. In mai reserch Ai fownd LAWTS ob storees lyk tihs, an a report taht fyrmens in Florrydah nao carry animul oksyjen marsks, speshully! Huzzah fur awl teh fyrmens an wimmins taht rescoo peeps an fur-behbehs!
Thank you for your research, Ambercat. This is fascinating.
Ohai Ambercat! Fankyew fur letting us noes! Ai luukt intu et, teh artiklol wuz kwite kyoot. In mah surch, ai fownd an otter artiklol aboot an eks-soopirmawdil reskyoowing stray kittehs. Beli admiablol! But deir wuz a beli horriblol commint left deir, adn ai akshualle feel beli sawree fur himz.
Thanks goodness for stories like this one. Between searching for the story and the recent ASPCA e-mail in my inbox and just some random headlines, I’ve seen way too much about the worse side of human nature lately. If it weren’t for people like this fireman and my own furry family members, I’d probably be feeling way too in line with Sweeny Todd’s way of thinking right now.
*taiks a step oar 2 awai frum LOLDemon*
*smiles nurvislee*
Well… ahem… *fiddles wif cawlir* … den ai’m defity glad fur teh fyremanz adn furry frenz!!!
{{{{{{LOLDemon}}}}}}
Ai gnos… hyoomins can be horriblol, an ai juss wants tu dispair, an fink we needs a plague tu wipe teh speeshees awf teh plannit fur teh gud uv teh rest uv teh plannit.
Tehn ai luk at fings lyk tihs, an ai luk at mai happeh bebbehs, an ai see cheezpeeps opning harts an hands an homes tu aminols whu need tehm, an aifink, mebbe iz sum hoap, if we cud just collektivlee gro up an be part uv teh whirrld insted uv traiing tu control an use an abuse it.
U sed it bestest for awl uv us,PK !!
Kuddent ugree moar.
i knoes! teh ASPCA email made me cry – i can’t stop thinkin bout dat kitteh, and its makin me haz a really, really big sad, for reals. I wud so gladly kill taht hooman girl… i can’t help it.
Ai troo up a bit in mah mouf. Sik. jus sik.
But ai duz has sum beeg happytayle noos! Mah fren cawld meh adn asked iffn ai noo enniwun hoo wanted a chihuahua puppeh as hurs fren wuz habbin tew moob tew hawaii adn culd nawt take teh puppeh wif hur. She has a beeg sad BUT mah BF & meh awfferrd tew *paws*ter teh bebbeh. Wuldn yew gno it ai fownd a grayt hoam fur hims dis moarnin & Ai hasnt eben piked him yet cuz ai just fownd owt yeshterday!
I cantz find it, I has a sad
Kin sombuddy gibs me teh link, pls?
Tank oo, ambercat!
Aifink teh letturz aer KK – Dat iz a Luton mark, but mai juss be ware teh trukk wuz maed nawt ware it werks
Ai finks teh veset iz foar teh vet hoo attends a fyer ware dere iz un anymol hurted. Sum fyer brigaydez has speshul anymol divyshns me finksoyesh.
Thx, TCM – Ai haz nebber seed wun liek dat. I gess iz nawt berry offen araownd. Iffn dere iz a fyre, Ai trie 2 keap owt uv teh wai!
Meh 2, unlesh it iz a warm cozee fyre wif wuden logs un marsheemaolloas awn stiks…
An we carn’t haz doez in Lundun!
Ai noes, ai jus remembers dem frum wen ai wus littol up Norf!!
oo me tu! krumpits wid lotsanlots uf butter mmmmmmm sitin aroun de fier wile all de liets owt dyoo tu strieks…
Can’t yu hab a marshmallow cookowt on Speaker’s Corner on teh grownds logs aer making unamplified sownds?
nope. elf n saefty. mite drip marshmallow ober de toorists…
yay for fyremens! (an cowbois…)
I lurves fyrmens
Anom!
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ai founded on teh innerwebs lass nite, teh fyremens costuums 4 teh pinny gigs. Ai fot ub GP warin a fyremens sute adn Ai laft adn laft.
dis iz bof teh splort n teh awww
plus it maeded mai eyez awl leeky…
Yus, aim leekin a bit too. Tu dis medtek, a life is a life. Beeuootiful!
Yesh, maed mai pooter skreen go aliddle blurry, tuu. yay fur fiermenz an EMTs!
A “Thank You!” from our frendz and loved ones who can’t speak…Way to go civil servants!!
*Dans twirl spin – take a deep breff, liek teh kitteh!
*Hop leap capurr – take a deep breff, liek teh kitteh!
Congratz to Maus, Anni, Nenne, and LeezaB for a 4-way tie.
*Hoists tray over head. Tray has coffee, tea, mimosas, cream scones with strawberry jamz, parmesan crakkurrs, and sordid mini-quiches on it. Follow me to the tie book eek, please!
*folloez tray uv noms*
*follow Anni who follows tray of noms which follows Q*
Wear wii goin? Ooo, noms! *follows Nennepus, who follows Anni, who follows Q an teh trey ov noms*
CONGA!
Ohai, AfriCat! Please to telling us, what noms from Saudi Arabia should be on a tray?
Waaal, Kahva (Arabic cawfee made wiv teh cardimum (?) spicees) an various noms (don kno teh naimes) made wiv teh banananas, creem an hunnee!
an does madid wif filo an pistachios an hunny – rolloled into sigarshayps – awflee sweet – but very nommee!
Takes a sordid quiche….
* hmmmm *
Tastes like eggs to me!
*dissappointmint*
(Eeek, take one of the ones with taht only luk liek eggs. Those are the extra-special ones made with lots of othurr ingreedienz.) (wink, wink)
Gotcha!
(nudge,nudge)
::taekz anuddur sordid keesh::
Hmmm, dis nawt lukz sew…wayt a minit!
::lukz at sordid keesh frum difrent angul::
O mai! Hao skanduluz!
Aww!!! Teh poor kitteh!!! Aniiwun noes wut hapint?
teh fishes holding bref unnawater maeks eet luk so ez!
laif lesson lurned!
Stoopid fishees!
I chekd awn teh BBC nooz websiet tu see if I kud find storee dat went wif pikshur, but no dise. Dere wur eebin sum storeez wif hedlainz liek “Fairyuman rivaivez kitteh wif oksijen mask,” but nun wif dat pikshur.
Must rimembur tu b kayrful wen lukkin fr nooz storeez abowt kittehz sew I doant reed teh sad wunz. Dey leev me feeling awful fr owurz.
Oh deer! Fankyew fur teh trublol u went tu, LOLDemon, ai reely aprishijate et! Sawree et gaib u a sad.
A littlol up teh fred et seems dat Ambercat fownd teh stawree (at 3:45am).
O, nebbut maind. Amburkat fownd teh stawree an reelaytid it abuv.
Fanks aniiwai!
Kitteh needz teh CCC!
Dat’z sew nize. Dey haz itteh bitteh oxeegen mask fur kitteh!
There’s no way that Jockey’s going to win a race on that steed!
needs at least a goat?
Gud ting is not CPR. Kitteh haz tuna bref!
And teh firemans has LCB bref. Ur point?
Wayt, kittehs get toona bref, coz tehy eets toona.
Fyremens get LCB bref….. ohmai!!!!
(pssst, aikiwaza — CPR awn goggies be much much wurse!! pleh pleh pleh…)
lolz. Eww. Neber awn goggies! Des haz longeh tonguez den kittehz.
Mabye teh kittehs is teh kissing teh toonas or giving them mouf-to-mouf. U don’t know.
Mai aies leekin 2. Fanks and moar lubs 2 owr frens in fyrfiters, pleecemens, an EMTs!
This is awesums.
{{{kitteh & reskyoo hooman}}}
Exskweez me, Mister Fyrmens, Ai has a lidl coff
*coff, coff*
Ai can has oksy jen and a cuddle wiv a fyrmen, plees?
Me next!
Me next!
*coff coff* ai feelinz a liddle week maiself Ocksyjen and a cuddle is just wut teh, erm doktor? ordered aifinkso.
*drops out ov teh conga lion an waits fur teh Oksee Gin an Cuddlols!*
Oksee — dat beez a berry gud brand ub gin!!
Kitteh beein berri gud pashent tew.
Yesh, I noticed hao very quiet and co-operative teh kitteh is
Awn veree rayr ukayshun, kitteh reyulaiziz wut iz gud fr he. Liek oksigen.
Wee luv teh hiiros. fank u for saving kitteh.
Fr serviz abuv an b-yawnd teh kawl uv dewty, we prezenz tu yu teh Goaldin Cheezburgr uv Awnur, wif teh gratitewd uv kittehz, goggehz, an awl kritturz an teh peepulz hu lubz dem fr yr herowic akshunz.
Klappity paws aplaws!
Heer heer!
*clappity claps floofy paws*
Woohoo!
Anom! Fank CC fur teh fyrepeeps, EMTs, an menny uvver peeps whu save lifes, despite sumtiems putting selfs in danjer an always having teh high-stress — an oftin those lifes being saved haz four feets an fur tu, nawt just tu feets an bare skin!!!
*cheers wildlee an duz standing ovayshun*
here be original story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1102749/Firefighters-use-baby-oxygen-masks-revive-cats-overcome-smoke-house-blaze.html
Tankkoo
Poor widdul moggies!
Fank u, Mr Fyrman. I would be teh ded nao, if it weren’t fur yu.
Ai wants to live.
Dayr iz sew mehnee flayvorz I haz nawt taystid yet.
Hyoomin rayse at its best wen dey help out ammals. At its worst when dey hurt em fur no gud reeson.
Dis kitteh gonna be ok – back on its feet an suckin in deh good air.
*hopes the kitteh is legal age*
*gives DrB a free postcard anna bobble-hedded kitteh*
{{SG}} A momento! *squeeze!*
*pops back to the madhouse…*
This izzint teh madhowse???
*pondurs sanity*
What a wonderful person! Friend to kitties and people. I hopes he got recognishun for savin’ the kitty!
Who ever that guy is, he deserves a reward. Not everyone would take the time to save “just a cat.”
This be wunnerful thing tu see, this lol, an absolololololoootlee teh hyoomin in it deserbs medal, purrfurablee a berry shinee wun.
But iz nawt berry condoosive to teh yusual sillehness heeer, aifinkso. Iz hard to be silleh when luking at a picshur lyk this.
*hazza pondur*
Ed Zackary!!! {{{{PK}}}} Hai! Hao u?
*yawn* Sleepy, parintlee, sins ai juss dozed awf a lil bit… Nawt gno whai so tired tho.
O hai, P-K. Did u check teh Cory total today?
THUD
(that be sownd uv me fainting, yet again)
Altho whai teh genrositee an wunnerfulness uv cheezpeeps shud sprize me, ai duz nawt gno…
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hmmm. mebbe cuz you been very busy taking caer 0 kittehz, taking caer 0 otter peeps, getting kittehs rddy foar otter peeps to adpopting, skool going, homewerk dewing, important stuff studying ummm haz i left anyfing owt???? hmmm. mebbee shudder starte’d an alfa metbatacull liszt…
Adoptifying kittehs
Being good partner to Seanya
Cat feeding
D…
Deciding to change career to sumfing win-n-full0awesumess
Educatink da cheezpeeps about pet helf
Finding a good hoam for Eva wif Uniquekitteh
Getting gooooood gradez
F…
Howsewurk, avoiding it
ICHC, playing awn it
Just-a-few-moar-minnits uv kitteh playtiem, duing it
Killing irritating classmaets, NAWT duing it
Luvving mai kittehs
“Yes sir, I realize that you’re feeling relieved and happy and grateful. But you should be taking deep breaths right now, so you may want to stop purring for a minute.”
puurrrrrrrrrr…coff…purrrrrrrrrr…deep breff…..purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ♥
awwww……ai haz such a admirashun fer aneewun taht wil tri tew saiv kittehs er goggies er hoomans er munkees er huge manatees er lyons (git in teh car!) er anee lyving creeture. tehy iz ful uv awsum an win! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Very weird coincidence. I saw this story on the morning news,
http://www.ktvu.com/news/19734733/detail.html
and then saw this LOL when I got on the computer.
Firemens is awesome!
Hmmmm, Both stories were about kittehs saved from fires that started in kitchens, mebbe leve cheezburger cookin 2 ta hoomins, nex tahm, eh?
I can almos feel teh littul heart powndin aginst teh hyoomin’s kind hand…is gud to remembur sometimes taht all lifes is preschious an wurth savin.
awesome picture
Amen to that! What a great hero!
Mine hero!
Hahaha…. Good one…
Basement Cat approves!!
Dis pik iz teh EPIC WIN! {{{awl fur-bebbeh reskyooers!}}}
awww kitteh!
It’s just amazing how animals are treated better than humans.
I am totally in love with this firey. I’m just sayin’.
God bless his soul
EPIC WIN!!
Ai jes luffs teh laffin gass. MOLMOLMOLMOL….