Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and it’s a shame what I’ll do to the curtains.
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poyntee enz, at teh reddee!
Ye JK2K, LCB & Anni a freewae ty, ai kin offr assorted drinkeez, cheezez and free diffrent crapperz. Ai noe du da dansin, butt (snerk) ai’ll drib u tu da tye bootiq.
fankees.. ai fink ai’ll pass awn teh crapperz tho…
Butbutbut, dere hoem maed wiff home maed stuff
Lowr lip tremblolz………..
Home maed crapperz??? Holey Owt howzez, Batman!!!!
lol ewww
Ai aer laffin so mutch Ai can hardlee tipe!
Oh mai!!! Ai’ll hav sum!!! An luk – hao nice an krispee they ar! An home maed. An luk – awl thiz nice cheez to put awn them.
*nibblol nibblol nibblol* YUM!!!
Ebreewun – pleez taek sum ov these carpperz! They ar Relee gud!!
*whipurrs* They ar JUST teh sayme az if tehy had teh “kk” in tehm! See??? Just. . umm – put a littlol rite leg awn teh “p” an taek a bit off teh top of teh p’s hed – an voila!!!!! Yoo hav teh “k”!! Ezzeee peezee!!
FankU JCH5K, ai werked hard onna crapperz, floer all ober da playce. A few weeks agoe, ai offered sordid pasteez an noebode wanted tu eatz dem eiver. Noebode lubs mii ore mi hard werk.
Awwwwww!! ;( {{{{{{{BOM_MOMME}}}}}}
Ai think they just needz to hav a littlol nibblol – and they tehn wud AWL see hao NOMMEElishus yur crapperz an sorid pasteez reelee ar!
Publicitee Purrson! (teh stars ar a sekret messaj frum
barney. Ai dont’ laik to remoov tehm – mite bee important fur teh Uni Verse!
Sordid pasties? Mae bee furr warin en nawt eetin … Dooz dey haf tassols? reelee gud stickem sewz dey stay own eben iffin Red duz herz cwazy dansdansdans????
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u see, owt heer, dere izza gaem cawld ‘cowwpi toss’ wer u .. um … uz teh … um … coww pi’z … (dri an hoepfullee kinda hawrd) an u frow dem as far as u kann… so’s mebbe ai had dat in mynd wen u sayd crapperz…
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ai fink ai’ll hab wun uv ur crapperz, dey luuk deelishus!
*sets owt trai uv rockee mowntin oiysturs foar awl tew nom*
OOHHH! Fank U jk2k. Mai faborite oiysturs.
* grabs teh trai uf RMOs a bottlol uf cock tayle saws adn skampurs intu teh hidey hole *
nomnomNomnomonom BURRRRPP!! is gud jk2k
Ai may be ill, aifinkso.
sownds liek u noe wut dose …. delleecahsees … reellee r…
*goes tu lukk it up*
*turns odd colurs an passis owt*
Sorri, ai been gon gittin dindin an walkin da puppee. WRR IMO u iz weird, ai doen noe annione who uzez da cok-tayle saw wif da rocky mtn oystrz.
Ai wented to Cal Poly SLO – berri agriculture kollig, dey uzed tu get da oysterz fresh frum da sak – uzin der moufs.
*gasp* tehy. . .did . . WHAT???
*terns odd colurs an passis owt next to prysma-kitteh*
What U want fur drinks and noms?
Ai nawt ask fur teh dans if ai wuz U.
T.E.T. wanting tu pole dans in himz noo pinnee gig fong.
Teh myned boggulz!
o mai.
yew kin wear sum ub BM’s sordid pasties! dey r home maed an haf reelee gud sticky side ta stay awn fur WILD dansdansdans!
U won’t get fooled again kitteh.
(Just fooling!)
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I’ll tip my hat to teh noo constitution
Take a bow(teh pink wun) for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
Don’t get fooled again
No, no!
*bebbeh winged kitteh snorglols hur othur Daddeh wif a seepy*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
An wat Ai’ll do in ur shooz
gmtaa
Hmmm, Ai aern’t shore Ai aer prowd uv dat commint, glad Ai wuzn’t teh ownlee wun 2 fink uv it tho!
oar too ur bodee!!! softee hoomin meats pointie pointie endz …..
Cawl mii Master Shredder.
Butt butt butt — Master Shredder is a RAT!!!
Fool me teh fird tyme it be shame whut happuns tu Ur shoos.
Speshully if ur cloas tu teh Nootral Zoan.
OK, mayk dat “spechully if ur neer Capella.”
Lyk if u wer tryin tu negosheayt a contrakt oar sumfin.
Wiff Klingons (nawt Romulans) lurkin neerbai.
Yeh, lyk dat.
*Can u ebber forgib me Tribble? Ai blaymz teh braynfreez, yeff ai du.*
Heh — ai wuz finkin uv hockey.
Hokkey hazza nootral zone??? Whu gnu?
Fool me wunz. . . an yoo can . .umm. . .feed a fish fur teh day?
Ai must do this! Awlthi ai kniw itz way layte an she wont see it prollee!!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER Sj/martoonie ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Happy Birfday, Martoonie!!!!
Donkey hugs and schmoos an all dat good stuffs!!!
Haz annibodee seed PK, hoew did da doption goe????????????
juss fien teh Cory-Bear bii awl hurs nao!
It wuz teh last thing awn teh previous thred – an it went WELL!!! It’z o’fishyal!!! Cory-Bear haz a furebber hoam!!1
an menny aunteez an unklols heer!
Ai iz sew happi, all da dopshunz goin awn iz a wundermous fing.
An Eva teh Diva hab aunteez an unklols heer tew! Bof goe frum beein orfink tew habbing beeg famlee!
Anom! Lukkee babycats!!!
Repostid frum last thred:
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*bownsis intu the ruum, showring ebreewun wif lil Cory stickers — sum fuzzy, sum googlee-eyed, sum glo-inna-dark, sum wif shiny bits*
Ohai! We iz home!!!!
Ebreewun ooohed an awwwwwed ober Cory, an sed, “Ohmai, taht cannawt be teh same kittin!” an “OhmaiCC, him so splortatiouslee cyoot!!!” (ai is translating, uv corse).
Him nawt much lyked teh vaksinayshun, an nawt liked teh dewurmer pill atawl, an him reellee REELLEE hated teh mike-ro-chip. But him fawled asleep in mai arms whyle we was duing adopshun stuffs, an ebreewun sed, “Ohmai, him so sweet, awl sleeping in yur arms, no wunner yu keeping him, yu hims mommacat!!!!”
Seanya tukked sum pics an bideo, but we cud nawt du in some playsis coz uv confidenshialitees. But we will sho yu what we can!!!
Nao we hoam… nawt-sekkund fing Cory did was run tu litterboks, an nao him awn balkonee washing himself.
Oh, PK! I just read Seanya’s response tu “the look” mii an hubbikat laffed an laffed, still wipen tears. Hii iz sooo funny. Please tu tell him next tyme I get “THE LOOK” I will take a picture an send it tu hyme so hii kan practise it, although it wuld NAWT have wurked iffin da kitteh wuz already in da howse. Kitteh comes in, it gits tu stay!
*giglol* Him making me laff alla tiem, him gud at it, but hazza shai sumtiems. Him sez him nawt gud at lolspeek an him keeps wurrying him will say rong fing an upset sumwun, teh silleh.
Aifinkso since Cory waz alreddy heer, him hadda paw inna door.
Him sez fankies, him needs teh halp despritlee!
Oh p-k I has a wunnerful happeh fur U!!!!!!
I b spending awl dai wurking on getting noo health care, and all teh stress has melted away wif ur grate nouncement!
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It’s a BOI fur p-k, Seanya, and fambly!!!
{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}
That sownds pleh. Ai hope yu gotted it!!!
Bideos be uploading nao tu YuToob, an ai gunna go thru teh pixors an find sum tu post… mebbe tehy can gibs yu a smile!
Fur making wun uv teh awsumist peeps ai gno smile: We finded this awn teh camra, iz frum last nite. Cory’s nawt-sekkund gaem uv Baftub Hockey!!!!
*crossis fingurs this wurks*
He shoots! We splorts!
An he’s getting so BIG!!!
An to think – this littlol bawl ov playing floof wedn’t hav BIN heer had it nawt bin fur yoo!!!!
Corree~Buyurr amz
getteeng ekksellent pawz/ieez
co~oardinayshunn!
Corree~Bayurr willz
sune awdishshunn 4 teh noo
ree~maykz ubz ‘Slapz Shawt’!
Corree~Bayurr habz
a Happee andz wii awll habz
a Happee 4 himz!
Jack.
Fank yu, Jack!!!! {{{{{{Jack Deth}}}}} Ebree tiem ai see nuvver wun uv yur haikus, it making me smile — heer an in teh kittin blog!!
Oh Jack!! Hao Ai wish we had teh voating burgers! You’d awlwaiz see then hao much peepl laik yur pomes!!
“Laik?” Did ai say “Laik???” “Luv” wud be moar bedder!
Oh, bebbeh Cory bii da sweetest lil’ BC!! {{Cory}}
The Cat That Sat On The Mat
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Once upon a time, a long long time ago, last thursday, a kitteh of remarkable renoun (so remarkable that nobody knew what it was) was sitting on the mat. This was quite an ordinary mat for such an extraordinary kitteh, but the kitteh didn’t mind. Well, maybe he did, as the mat had been scrathed into elebenty pieces by the time he got up.
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This kitteh, whose name might have been “oooooh!”, “snorrrrrgllle!” or “splort!”, no-one was quite sure, was enjoying his afternoon nap. This took place every day between his noontime nap and his early evening nap. Suddenly, nothing much happened. This startled the kitteh so much that he rolled over.
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(to be continued…)
(…continued…)
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“It’s the Damn Thing!”, he muttered to himself. (The Damn Thing is a mysterious thing that floats through the Universe. Only cats can see it, and they are honour-bound to chase it when they do.)
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Lifting an eyelid part-way, he noticed the Damn Thing had landed on his nose. This was his chance to be one of the Greats of the Cat Universe! With a scraaaaw, he pounced and nailed himself in the nose with all pointee-ends. The Damn Thing, meanwhile, had floated off.
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“Damn Thing!” he muttered, his nose very sore at this point. He sighed. Sleeping off the sore nose was going to cut into his nap time. He’d have to make up for it by racing up and down the stairs for no obvious reason fewer times than normal.
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However, sleep was not to be, for now anyway. A squirlol had managed to open the catflap and was looking in. This was just too much for oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort!, or whatever his name was. He slammed the catflap shut with such fury, the squirlol was launched into the air. It eventually landed in a deserted bird’s nest that was filled to the brim with acorns. This was not the most comfortable of landings, but the squirlol was in no mood to complain. He’d lost his last hazelnut swirly fing at Lost Wages and was hungry.
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“Serves that squirlol right!” thought oooooh!snorrrrrrrgllle!splort!, as he snuggled down to return to his afternoon nap and pain sleep-off.
Ai reelee laik this storee a lot! Certainlee SPLAINZ a lot! Ai awlwaiz wundered about that “Damn Thing”
Pluz up chayr, sitz doen tu luk at jd. holdz beeg boel of popcorm an sparklee drinkz fur ebrionez enjoimint.
Hilarious! So, why was his first noun not acceptable? Or did it go pro and he had to get another one? Anyway, I am glad to see that he was properly nouned eventually!
They wurn’t shore on wich noun tu uze.
Annownsmin….*skweeeeoooo* *taps microlololl* Teh sir jury doktor or as Ai cawls him teh Orfopod. Ai can nao put Mai leg awn 50 pownds an Ai can moob teh nee 100% as per awlmost 0%. Teh Orfopos awlso sed fat teh bone formation is GRATE!!!1! As apposed to Mai leg wuz MUSH originaly! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Wooot wooot!!! Yu mai nao return to your reglar LOL!!!
YAY YAY YAY!! Mii hubbikat borked hymes femur coupla years ago, I know how bad it iz! Danses happityle danse fur yu ’til yu kan danse it yurself!!
{{{KCT}}} YAYYY teh guuuuud nooooooz!
{{{{{{{3km & jk2k}}}}}}}} Ai dansdansdansdansed wile in teh weelchare but just wate! Ai will dans and dans wen it works! Schmooooooos!!!1!
Yay! adn congrachoolayshunz awn teh rekubberee! {{KCT}}
*dansdans-gudbonz-dansdans-spintehweelchayr-dansdans*
You can put your leg on 50 pounds? That’s almost $80!
That be awsum, wunnerful, grate, terrorifik, an a hole bunch uv uvver fings lyk taht!!!!
Yu gunna be back tu dansdansdans wif teh rest uv us in gno tiem!!!! Yu can haz Olympic dansing?
Wot a happee thred, bteween U and P-K. Teh las few dais hab bin full ob eggzitement here in Cheezland! Thz 4 sharing ur gud news and {{{cheezpeeps}}}!
Dat’s wut I thot of wen I nawt-sekkund saw dis lol!
BTW…no disrespects…
I juss finkso dis are cute an funny. Ebberybuddy duz funny stuffs, yes?
{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}} This iz indeed VERREEYY funneh! In mai furst comment, ai wuz traing fur this one combined with the trouble he had with the “Teach an man to fish” one – butt – ai dont think enewun got it! Perhaps -oh – Ai donno!!
Fool me a therd time, and yer soul goes 2 teh basement…