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u got in trubbel 4 makin awl dose lolz at wurk, huh?
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OH Poo!
Congrats an
Fang Q Anni
Wii Haz 5 wai Braid!
Iz off tew teh TY bow Tique !
Ai will moast happilee be off to teh Ty Boo Teek!
Ai need a verree speshul sno globe. . .
An maybee. . . teh bobblol hedded kitteh in teh red an whyte.
Leeza-B – iz ther enething speshul at teh PI stawl today! Ai smell sumtihing WUNDERFUL – but ai cant quite place it!
eep!
sry Janet, werks called me away!
I bleeve teh skwirrls has made use of teh fresh strawmberries in season now! so halp urself!
Werk? WURK?? Whar R ur prioritees, gril?
um, I think tehy took a left turn at albequerque….
Cory stole tehm an dragged tehm unner teh cowch… wif teh socks, kitteh toys, shopping bags, an ennyfing else small enuff fur him to carry or pull.
Wud tath be YOUR Cory, YOUR berry own liddel BC?!?!
It wud indeed.
*dansdans*
Teh silleh little packrat… *giglol*
Ai fout himz waz a kitteh, nawt a rat!
Donot NOMNOMNOM da ratz.
mii puppeh stuffz heem tois unner da couch — butt heez too big ta go unner heemself. Sew dem he lays onna his sidez an frantickly swipes him legs unner der trin ta getz dem bak out. Iffin you getz dem furr him he playz wif em a leetol bitz dem stuffs em unner da couch agin!!
ROFL Cyoot!
Mi Mum had da goggie what lubbed ice cubes. One dae mum noticed dat da goggie wood tak himz ice cube an burree dem in da sofa cushins (sabin them fore ladder). Den himz wood go bak later an git upset cause da ice cubez was goen.
that sounds like something Jazz wold do. It is not fun enough to chase his ball and chew da chewie, he haz ta findz a small place, but the ball or chewy innit and den try ta getz it bak out!!
hey skwirrlgrrl – you are being connected to JasonK on FailBlog again!! Thez behavin a BAD tee-ar-oh-el-el infestationamum at the moment and that unsavory character broughted you innit in a reply to a comment by JasonK …
Leeezzzaaaa!!!!! do not going tu deh dark siyde!!!!
ders a bunch ub cheezepeepz playin ober der some .. deys nawt sew badz — reelee, they eben eetin sordid pastries furr breaky … and naw had caek inna brakerum wile da t-r-o-l-l iz runnin wildz
I will staying heer, ifinkso. deh Cheezpeepz b mai tru frenz.
O Cweenmj, I jest re-seived the Monster in a Box that you sended me yesterday! Thanks yew SEW much! It’s bery pritty wif purple fur and huge-mongous foots. Five of dem! I will name him… Deli-Cat!
CheezTowen bee da bestest of playces, goin to Fail blog iz sorta lik going to da neggest town an lurkin round to see wat dey haz diffrent.
CheezTowen wii’ll always be mi home.
Ditto… but ai willing tu welcome visitors, an drop bai there nao an then. Lyk ai lives in wun place, but visit frends sumtiems.
An catslave an Maus did a bit ov sortofmindmeltering az well!!
Oar – wuz it just TOOOO – az SJ wud say – too Bleeding Obvious????
Filed under “P”…
fur “Pew-Pew-Pew!”
boss kitteh not happeh wif hao litlol tyme u is spending in heer… shud be 24/7…
An mebbe spendin to much thyme LOLling when you shud be @ twerk!
I realised when I’d posted it – that I haddent gotten may messije over inna clare ann conny sised way…
I was akshully trying tu say dat “you” wassunt LOLing enuff…
*sigh*
*shrug*
oh well – worse fings kud happen!!!
Hmm… my kitteh boss wants me to play moar wif him. an my twerk boss wants me to clear my desk. Butt (mmphh!) its so nice here in cheezland…
Is easee peesee tu kleen da desk.
1. Move larj trash kin tu won syde ob desk.
2. Strech arm out on ovver edj ob desk.
3. Slyde arm along desk tuward trash kin.
Viola…a kleen desk.
Teh alternatib is a Zippo…
hmmm… i likes it. Kiwk, ef-fish-ent… mai stoodents might asks me how I arrived at their grades, though!
“I found them in the trashcan, next to your assignments.”
Dart bord… wif teh grades awn it.
Wood werk, moist of mi grade belonged inna trash. Yepaifinksew.
but but but.. I has feedbak to give!
oh wate… luks liek this is more liek, fudback
snerk!
AWLmoast a bit ov mindmeltering!!
Butt – butt – ai ar teh WONDERFUL!!!!
*sings*
La la LAH lala LAH la la lalalala LAAAAH . . .dont poop awn me. . . .
Do nawt want
Wud this be an appropriate tiem tu pee inna flannik, du yu fink?
Ai meen, bosscat luks grumpee an skerry!
Aifink wud be beddur 2 trie bribin him wiv toona!
Butt — duznt toonaa make da stinkiererer poopz??
Trubbel with a capital T
that rhymes with P
that stands for Poo!
Rite here in kitteh citteh!
LOL!!! Nao let us awl sing “ShiPOOPI!!!”
GMTA!!!!!
@@@@@!
Poo-sick Man ftw!
Dare I say it? Oh yes I shall! Shipoopi!
OH mai!! lukkit that!! Teh VEREEE sayme taime!!
*heerz eeree Mewsik playing sawftlee sumwhere in teh distance*
shud we dance now??
*ahem*
ONE greshun urn!
*starts twirling*
* ass yooms inn o’scent egg spreshun*
Wots a greshun urn, Skwirrlgrrl?
*pozes awn wun foot – arms gracefullee reeching to teh skye – draypurrrrrriez fluttering in teh breez!*
Pollee nawt enuf!!
Ooooh… *apple-odds teh imaje*
Sum danz tu remember, Sum danz to forget!
Yesh, lets dans.
ONE greshun turn!
*Twirlz wif skwirlz*
TOO greshun turnz!!
*Spredz armz, attemptz graysful turn, tanglolz footz in skirtz, flaylz about, runz off stage muttering bowt stoopee long skirt.
Ai finkso, it must be hard to do greshun turns and skwirly whirls and scottish skirls in a queeny gown. Mebbe you could try some Lycra?
*imaginez reel self in Lycra.
*fawlz on floor laffing.
*recuvverz cweeenly dignity.
Eggsalad suggestyun, Fnark. Neggzt time I will uzing Lycra.
I wuz moastly wurried abowt yer safety, notcher dignity!
I pree shee atez deh safety kunsernz.
Ai fink Lycra be veri gud dansr, kin ai getz her neggst tye ai suposed tu dans?
dis is part of ur permanint rekkerd
Oh Noez!!! not mai permanint rekkerd?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. Ur permanint rekkerd followz u furevver.
*lukz bhind hersef
So datz wut dat fing b!!
I foughted it wuz mii butt! iz mii permanent rekord!! hmmm… no wunderz it is awlwaez gettin BIGGER!!
GUd Moarning Awl!
Gud moarning, catslave!!! {{{catslave}}}
{{{{{P-K and Fambily}}}}}
Datz whut u git fur turnin yor reportz in
using lolanguage!
ohai Tribble, how U iz? I hope no one you gnu wuz at the Holocaust memorial museum yesturdai.
hey Tribble, haz u seen teh gnu star trek moovy?
*sneeks bosskitty sum cheezburgers garnished wif sprigs uv fresh catnip tu put him in bedder mood*
Thatz whut I wuz thinking. This golden tabby wuld lyke a snak. He almost has a liddel smiol on himz fayce. With a bit moar whyt, he wuld remynd me of my tabbeh boi:
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4337764
ooo! gude plan!
Yes, butt (mmphh!) it duzn’t endeer you to yer co-twerkers.
My purrformance re-mew: it has a smell!
Boss Cat is not happy with your work or the way you dress
An doan’t eben git himm started onna tatooz an piercingz!
Ohai two_kittehs!
An yor catitude leeves MUCH to be desyred!
and deh purple hair
Are you aware that the person who created this lol has tattoos, piercings, and purple hair? That certainly does not impair her ability to be CREATIVE and FUNNY.
Your comments come across as mean-spirited and RUDE.
Well, of course they know – it’s in her profile, isn’t it?
I guess it’s only right to expect a little CATTINESS on this site, after all.
an deh lowd mew-zik on teh computer.
an using all teh server’s bandwidth frum downloadin pirated moovies.
An getting cheezburger crumbs in awl teh files.
(The akshual file folders wif paypur in tehm, nawt teh computer files… as far as ai gno, iz diffkult tu get cheezburger crumbs in them.)
but cause a real mess ifn you do!
good morning darlings!
*offurs fresh mint tea tew awl*
Ohhh GUD Morning! MUST run!!! Thankz fur teh tee!
*hastilee sip sip sip sips sip slurp slurp sipittee sip!!*
SOOOOOOOOOOO happee to see yoo HEER !!!!!
*waves bye tew janet*
Yay! Hi, P Mu! *drinks a liddel fresh tee, lifts pinkee toepad in ayr in culturified manner*
*offerz sinnamom rollz tu awl.
*sitz down neggst tu gremlin and wif cuppa tea adn a roll.
How u b dis fine (?) moarning? It b klowdy heer. but at leest deh wind kwit blowing. I had tu taking mai interwebz dish down last nite it were so windy. Put it bak up just a kuppla minnitz ago.
Oh, wairz mai mannerz????
Thank yew Princess Mu fur deh tee. {{PM}}
gude morning! cween! fankies fur the sin rolls:)
Ciminon rolls?!? Yum!!!
*grabbitee paws adn mmnphphmnmnomnomphph*
*delicatelee dabs at mouf wif nakkin*
Fanks, mai cween!
oooo sew culturfied, Gremlin!!!!
mm, thank yew, yer hai-ness. Just whut I need on a hot afternoon.
*sips deli-cat-ly wif wun finger in teh air*
glad u am enjoiing it fnark. I find mint very refeshing tew
akshully, “deli” is Turkish for “crazy”. So “deli-cat-ly” must mean “in the manner of a crazy cat”!
I must remembering dat.
*ritez in notebuk.
This kitteh’s scowl looks a lot like my boss…
Morning all! Just wanted to say “Hi” from next door. It seems our home turf is being invaded by trolls today… *sigh*.
Thanks for visiting a couple days ago, and also to those who have stopped by since! We used to only see lolspeaking trolls, so didn’t get a proper representation of the community here. It’s been nice to meet you all. Bye!
*hugs*
(sorry, I can’t do lolspeak)
Ohai, Brewski! Not a problem, lolspeak isn’t mandatory.
Trolls suck, I’m sorry to hear you have an invasion. I hope they go away and find something useful to do.
Oh hai Brewski!!
not tu wurry, wii duzn;t reek wiring lolspeek. Playn, unadorned Ingerlish iz purrfectlee ack septa bull.
Translation:
Not to worry, we don’t require lolspeak. Plain unadorned English is perfectly acceptable.
Wow! dat wuz hard tu ritingz!!
Schmoooooo.
Ohai Brewski (Love the name/avatar BTW), You can stay over here and play until those trolls go away.
.
Even though there’s not a troll *here*, there’s cake in the breakroom for ya! Enjoy!
Thanks! I already grabbed a pastry and coffee from the goodies that BOM_MOMME and Angel brought over to us!!
Brewski!!! I thought I might find you here!
Thanks for stopping by, Brewski. I have been enjoying our little “cultural exchange program”.
Hey there Brewski, nice to have visitors!
Keep your eyes open though. I hear you’re a regular debriefing magnet… and we do have people here specially trained in that area…
debreefing reek wirez speshul trayning??? hoo noo??
“Allow our team of ohai-lee trained and eksperiensed bebreefers tu take care uv all yur debreefing needs.”
er… Debreefer… iz what ai get for typing fast befoar scooting awf tu nekst class…
lolz!!! Lolspeak typo correction!!
I would have never known…
Wii offin goez bak and correctifyingz owersefz. Eben tho dere b no rulez, wii duz like tu b unnerstoodinged.
Huh??
*pownsis 4.5K, hedbonks, an noms an eer*
*faispaw*
*rofl!!*
still laughing…
That would be me, and the specially outfitted ICHC Double-Wide Debriefing Cart…
*pees inna flannik*
That mite reduse yur odds uv being debreefed, akshullee…
Reduce oar increase?
*eyes ICHC DWDC warily*
I’ll steer clear of that…
No where is safe for you Brewski…
Ohai, aikiwaza!!!
Welcome!!!
After many a post… I has ben axshepted.
I came for the Brewski debriefing.
Shorry! I forgets teh tankx fur teh welcome. Hia prysma-kitteh!
It’s normal for ICHC to have a long delay before a first (aka “not-second”) post, but it’s odd that it took so long for it to let you get through. I’m glad you kept trying and made it!
Hi aikiwaza! No better way to get a, er, flavr for ICHC than a good old fashioned debriefing!
*pulls up comfy chare and pats teh seat*
Come sit here, we’ll have a good view of teh
debaucheryprocedure. Lub ur abatart btw.MAUS! Time to fire up the DWDC! U has an audience now!!
*sits*
*Is glad he doesn’t wear pants*
*admires aiki’s permanent fur pants*
*notices everybody else has them too*
*suddenly feel strange with pants on*
hurry uoz Maus — luks likee Brewski iz gettin reedy ta debrief heemself!!!
*checks to make sure Brewski doesn’t have a Zippo*
what’s that in your hand, there??
Uh.. yous mite wanna bak away der skwirrlgrrl – doughnut invadify his purrsunall spase — mite bee uh .. messy, yea messy …
What this? In my hand? My.. vacuum cleaner!!
Er, no, sorry, bad joke. Really, I’m just happy to see you.
*squeeze*
Yay, Walkum, aikiwaza 2 dis happi plaesBTW, ur naem iz nawt eezee fur dis awld wummun – Ai aer aliddul dyselksik!
We’re having a “Get Your Not-Second Debriefing Free” special this month, if you’re interested…
PFFT!
Since when do you let people choose not to be debriefed???
Shhhhhhhhh! We want the FBers to keep coming back! It’s good to have new
victimsfriends…Ohai,Maus…
Didja watch Top Chef Masters last nite ??
I couldn’t, but I read a recap. It sounds like it was good. I’ll catch a rerun later this week.
It was very entertaining…
wait’ll ya see how one guy incorporated a dorm shower into his cooking.
O shuuure, Maus. Teh nawt-sekund one is ALWAYZE free… tehn, when we’re addictified, you raise teh prices!
Berry whyz ov yu! Ohai Brewski! Nycetameetcha! Lub yur nayme!
only elebenty.99 per debriefing – no monnies back – dats garantied!
I wouldn’t want a review with a face like that. Might as well pack and go home.
Hiyaz and tanks to teh good peepz here.
Howdy aikiwaza! You guys are having quite a time on FB with that troll today. He’s a “piece of work”, eh?
Haven’t had a chance to go look… technically I’m learning how to be a good veterinary receptionist. (
I’m only an experienced medical secretary.) That bad, huh?
Ohmai, that really is a heck uv a purrsistent, crude, and irritating troll, isn’t he? Emotional age, about 14 years old. Intellectual age, somewhat lower than that. Vocabulary range, FAIL. Having a life, FAIL.
You hafta admit… he’s got … oh neber mind. twuz never a bad word where I came from!
Lolz. Never seen the word used that way, and so annoyingly. Oh well. The treats that were brought over for us are great!
Yes, return greetings to everybody since I could never manage to post to them all individually.
Maybe our neighborhood troll will be exorcised by now…
*gives Maus noogies*
That’s for those extortionist debriefing prices!
just remove the s-, and you what remains is what you really have.
…..
…. 
Gud wun skwirrlgrrl! (Juss praktisseeng mai smileez heer. 
)
iffin ya needz it — der bee a whole list ub dem at, um, uh, hmmmm hrm .. I nose derz a listee sumwearz in cheezland … *scratchz hed* wear did it goez?
On the Cheeztown Cryer, uv corse!
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
Under Helperz adn Majik Tricks
BossCat is gonna need to you come in on Caturday. Oh, and if you could just come in on Sunday as well, that’d be grrrrrrrreeaaaaaat.
Butt, ai kinnawt find mai red schwingline!
Good Morning friends….how’s everyone here? I’ve missed you all….my new addiction–facebook–where i”m spending time lately.
Pleh, ICHC is much funner then stoopy ol’ FB.
yesh…i agree…but but lots of my frenz r not cheezie frenz!
U will haz tu prostloltizing dem.
Iz anuvver speshultee ob Maus, aifinkso.
Ai donut fink dat wurd meens wut yu fink eet meens…
Incontheevabul!
I haz begun teh daily posting of teh LOL on mi profile…
Ohai friscokitteh! Haow’s ur rescue kitteh?
*eers perk* Rescue kitteh?
*wispurrs* ssshhh, gawt wun tuu. Two dais (ai fink) owld, eyes still klosed an sleepin awl teh thyme, sept meel thymes ob corse!
AC, yu haz a teeny babycat?????
Iz much wurks… ai gno this well! Ai wishing yu an teh baby much lucks!!!
Yesh, fanks!
We can haz picshurs?????????
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Yu can compare tu teh erliest pics uv Eva? :giglol:
Babycat be berry tiny…. they gro fast!!!!
She’s great! she has been with us a little over a year now….she is a real sweetheart….still doesn’t like loud noises and is very shy of strangers coming in the house….favorite spot…under my bed!
Aw… ai hope she gets moar confident. Ai berry glad her safe an luvved nao!!! {{{{{friscokitteh}}}}}
On a totally irrelevant note: 91% on my Marketing test, 92% on my Labs test. 8)
Geez, whut a slacker. Try harder next thyme…
whoo hoo!! conga cat yulashuns! An not entirely off-topix. mebbe yer prof yuzed yer dart-board meffod! (jest kiddin… I noes you did a grate job in yer classes. We’re prowd of you.)
Ooh, ai lubs Labs!1!! Such grate goggies.
Gud werk, PK! *pats PK’s bak*
Gud moanin tu all an sundry (?) !!!
“sundry” – taht’s wot’s happning to mai lawndrees, owt awn teh woshin lyn!
Are you givin owt sundries? I wud like wun wif chocklit sauce anna cherry ontop.
Komming rite up! Wud yu laik yurs regularr oar fat-freez?
*checks to see ifn wifey-cat is lookin*
*she izn’t*
*whispers:*
regyular, plzkthx.
Ummm…… I wunderz y deh boxez on deh rite (hooz tawking, etc) mostly b deh tan but sumtymez iz deh bluu….. mebbee i haz needz a chokklit martoonee wyle i ponder dis…. oooo….dots….
Hmmm… a bit laik teh “Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything”, rite o, cween?
I nebber sawed teh blue wuns… mebbe tehy come out only wunce in a blue moon.
*sipz martoonee
It happunz randumlee.
*sip
i dunno y.
*sip
yeah I know that feeling!
Wow! This cat could be my boss. Any chance of that promised promotion boss?
I see this and think that the kitteh may be protecting something… maybe donuts.
I like cats.. cause funny and make me happy ..
I will keep cats…
well this stinks!!! literally….
Taking a crap…Like a Boss!
*takes teh kitteh cake/doggeh* hehehehe *bring to doggeh* *pops out oif teh cake * WOOP WOOP happy b-day *doggeh passes out* hehehehehehe
crappy. i get it. (((
)))
poo
Y’m Giben yu teh brown slip…Yu fyrd.