Frank couldn’t believe his eyes.
Frank couldn’t believe his eyes. Deep in the woods, he had stumbled upon a massive Catnip Growing Operation.
but iz awl kool man. awl kool.
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wOOt!
Massive Catnip – DO WANT!!!
conga-rat ns! (knot teh dedley kynd, rite?)
*noms nip*
*danses wiff a wooziness*
Conga Ratz NS adn carosue awn teh tye.
Heer iz sum chizlicks (is teh lamb kabawbs seezund wif garliks) fur noms. Wii haz teh blak an tans fur drinks.
Wii can du teh vir ginny reel fur Dansing?
*bounses upn’doewn*
wherz jd?????????????
wha happen to da kitteh???????????????
Ai wanna here da storee!!!!!!!!!!
Teh story WILL continue, but I had tu fix a frend’s compoota adn am too tired tonight. It WILL continue, and anywun who misses a part (I’ll number them) can message me adn ask for the rest.
U can dans. Ai will sit heer eetin teh chizlicks. Dat sownds bery bery nomilishus (nawt to menshun deelishus an nootrishus). Purrrhaps a MGD fur meh ravver den teh blak an tan, plz…. wif lime (ai iz a gurl – so ai kin froot mah beer).
Oops. Ai menshnned deelishus an nootrishus.
Ohai NS Here’s a bit ob tribia fer yew. The Lime wedge inna Corona is the result ob a bet that a bartender made wif one ob his regulars that he could start a trend. So he started sticking a lime inna neck of awl the COrona’s he sold from taht point on and it caught on. Now peeps think it is teh onliest way to drink a COrona. Onna otter hand, a wedge of lemon in a Pshorr Brau is de-rigor (Morris).
Do you have a recipe for the chizlicks? That sounds like something I’d like to make… *haz a hoapful*
evill lil’ creechrs’ rnt they dem growin a weed joint operasons
Maek meh Ur fren adn ai will send u teh eezee recipee.
leik wut
oo i iz a know! cheezburger patties with a drizzl of teh catnip on teh side
Done.
Fankies fur teh recipe! Ai will haz to try dat. Ai liek teh Worcestershire idea (nawt part uv teh recipe ai downloaded) — will hasta combine teh recipes, mebbe.
Never mind – just got a recipe for Lemon-Garlic Lamb Kebabs (with Feta Dipping Sauce) from another website.
Chiz Licks? Whut r da Chizes Likkin – dats whut i wantz ta nose …
Teh Chizzes get likked. Iz where teh joos frum teh kabawbs lands when kitteh iz nomming.
Oooootay. den whut iz a chiz?? an whose doin da likkin?
U haz tu axe teh kitteh dat kweschun. Ai nawt noze.
Chiz? Brie, Rocquefort, Pont-l’Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L’Est, Boursin, Bresse-Bleue, Perle de Champagne, Camembert?
OOooooohhhhhh…..I lubs me sum cheez!
Keep tawlkin cheezy, Lungdoc!
Gouda? Edam? Caithness? Smoked Austrian? Sage Derby? Wensleydale? Gorgonzola? Parmesan? Mozzarella? …
Ooooohhhh…..yes, Yes, YES!
Pippo Creme? Danish Fimboe? Chzechoslovakian Sheep’s Milk Cheese? Venezuelan…hmm..
How about Cheddar?
Aifinkso Ai almost ended up inna NB inadvert.. inedvart.. on aksident. Iffen annybodi merembers how that skit goes.
Ai’ll hab wut shee’s habbin.
is harvest thyme?
Nightshayde an ai ar goin to teh tye bootique an gettin sum machetes so we kan set up a fresh catnip stawl sumwhere. We ar goin to make ar fortune on dis nip!
ai gnoes wayr tew get stoarij yoonit & awls yew gawta do is habbin teh briebs fur teh lolinfoursmint kittehs (a lil nip adn sum munnies shud do teh trik!)
lolinfoursmint….FTW! Funneh!
Tayked meh a sekkund to decypher dat — but ai lieks it azwell!
sawry… mah lol-speek still be a wurk in prawgres!
doan change nuffin, yer Lolspeek is purrfect. I lubs the lolinforcemeat.
iz we habbin sawsij? nomnomnom!
Dere iz insinurayter behind teh bildin ware I werks.
Gess wut dey burn bak dere sumtymes?
O rly?
hey ns, u still here?
Yesh, rly.
I werk foar teh cops, so yesh dey has been knoed to burn teh “ebidense”…….an wii has been knoed to open teh windowz awn teh bak of teh bildin.
Ohh pleez inbite mii wen dat iz happinen! Fur strikly edumacation porpousis! Ya know I haz a teenage boi.
**luuks at 3km wif a suspishus**
An u nawt kno alreddy wut it smellz lyk?
I sware, I nawt kno wut it smellz lyk until I mooved to Massachoosits. Wut an edjumakaysun I gotted dere.
Wat yu MEAN my dat? I just wanna make shure mine boi iz sayfe. Open da windows an inhale deeeply so yu git a gud edumakation, den go fur peetza.
No….whyte casslols!
Mmmmmm…greeeezeee….
Pwease nawt harvest thyme — harvest NIP!!
basil-licaloloee, ur rite.
I hopez itz nawt too chili owt …
fore kast: parsley chili wifff a chanse ob meetbawls…
Oh nose — Rosemary furrgotz her umbrelly — shez gonna getz awl meetbally!!
*pikks a mushroom ‘brelly*
*gibbs it 2 Rosemary*
Rosemary sez — fankie KitKay yous a reel sweet Lamb’a Ear. You shud “Gotu” nom an git a “Kola”
Eggsalad choyse KK. It has bin muh sperients that wif a good shroom, the weffer becomes a non issue.
Ore thyme harvest?
Ore A-gone-O?
Yeah, dat’s wut ai mint.
Ifinkso we shud share- pars wif Lee
dat wood be berry sage aifinkso.
He naymd it “Hapee Valee”
Derz a road neerbai cawld “Hapee Valee Road”.
Nao ai kno ware it goz.
muss B teh rode less trabbloled by…wiff happeh sekrits!
Iz a Happy Valee skuul bai mai bruvvur’z haows. dey nawt let dere kidz goze dere.
Aifinkso da kidz lurnd tu groze dere oan “nip”
dere be a happy Valley State Forest neer uz…
Adn it wuz run bai GOGGIES!!!!
A gang ob ferel wildz goggies – keerfull – dey bee berry berry dangermous!!!!
troo dat–dawgs growing addiktive substanses!
*teh bebbeh wingeded kitteh snorglols aginst hur othur Daddeh, purrin*
Ohai Taya! Cyoot new pixure of wingeded kitteh!
Ohai! Fanks!
Moral deliminas ebryware. Kitteh vokabularee duz nawt have “share” in it. An harvest needs opposobble thums. An…
NOMNOMNOM..
…
whu? ‘ppossublol fumbs?
I jest ooze mii pointie ends like a sikkol — you nose, doze curvey bladee finks ta cutz da cropz … I haz lotz….
ai uze my fangs alot!
yer berry well come
fang-yoo 4 teh well come, EM!
ai gots 2 go doo stuffs now, smooz 2 cheezfrens!
Ai finkso yu finez machete iz hebbee nd hard tu swingz. wate til sedez nd groze yur oan wair yu can pik it bai hand. oar bite it orf.
Frank, at dat momint, noed where him wanted himz next birfday partee to be held.
*snerk* par-tay! par-tay!
*oink oink?*
Chuck E. Cheezburger?
@@@@@
Dat’s dessert.
maykin teh *speshul* browneez!
nomalishus and nootrishus, wiff green weafy begetables
He’z ANUTHER kitteh named Frank. Taht’s, like, teh third one tihs week!
Thyme to CATch the Nip in teh Bud!
Frank be related to LCB?
He’s my elebentieth cousin on my dentist’s side. By divorce.
Ohai LCB. Speekin uv famblee — hao iz ur furreh childrenz?
O they be teh fine, thx. Zoe is getting biggerer and she and Liam is teh good pals.
How u is?
Ohai l{{{Lcb}}}}} ai fink ub yu wen ai tok wif fyrmenz at stoar uvvur dai. Dey wuz bying flank stake nd muchrumez fur dinur. schmooz…..
U TALKED wif them? Dids they has deep, manly man voices?
Aifinkedso awl dis thyme fyrmenz cud onlee sai ‘yesdeer.’ Hmmmm.
Purrhapz ai confusulled fyrmenz wif mai myoot swedish masoosiz.
Pritty gudlee. wun wuz asian type. he tok wif me moar dan uvvur wun hoo wuz redy tu go pay nd leve. Yung enuf tu be mai kidz, un4chnutlee fur me.
That means that they’re not too old for u to take them over ur knee.
Ai iz well, fankies! We haz sum gnu kitteh TV — we haz a nesting pair uv Mourning Doves in owr bakyard (kittehs iz nawt allowed owtsied). Ai just buyed burdseed fur dem (teh Duvs – nawt teh kittehs) lastnite. Naychur iz nifty.
Kittehs wunder: if we plant burdseed, we cud gro burds?
Did yoo pop outta a seed, PH?
Aifingkso yu has tu plant a hoel burd. nd dey nawt liekz dat muxhlee.
Ai tolded mah liddul gurl dat ai got burd fud. She gaev meh a luuk & said kwite sternly “It’s bird seed!”
Yesh yesh yesh. Itz burd seed. *nod*
Him duz hab a luvlee black mask!!
Wayt… him be Zorro????
anom, berry kool mask an black eerzies, to.
(ai lubbs teh surprize izes, two)
OH Bii kareful kitteh, dey are usually booby trapped! Kuld bii trapped by goggies!
Az long az dey nawt be trappeed buy bobbeez (da stoopees nawt da ovver kind…U prevertz).
Hey! I nawt a pervert! Well, unless yu fink walkin biihind cowbois (uf legal age obkourse) an adirerin da view iz perverted.
Naw — datz helfee!
U nawt da prevert, ai wented tu sea Jefffff Dun Ham (dot com) las week and all da souper hero cud talk about waz da bobbyz.
Himz sew funneh!
awn teh steeek?
Dis reemyndz meh ubz oald
‘Hare~oaldz Hedd’ Cawmikk, ekkseptz
dis invawllz T3h Nipz
Frank Kitteh luukz lyke
Hare~oald’z cuzzin, Ellmo juss
b4 goez burzurrk
Frank Kitteh will needz
a berreh beeg bag 2 hoaldz
awll T3h Nipz himz wawntz!
Jack.
ohai Janet!
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…
…
it IZ yu, izn’t it? teh REEL Janet?? ai sai “ohai tu yu teh otter dai, an it wuzn’t reelly yu!! It wuz TidmumJanet!!
hab a nyce tyme in TTI, aihoepso? ai hazza jellus – ai LUBBED TTI, want tu go bakk!!
Yes!! It’s me – teh reel wun! Ai ar bak in Meeshegun – just gotted bak around midnight – so Ai’m going to bed sune to trai nawt to have ENE jetlag!
It wuz so funneh! Part ov teh taim ai wuz uzing Tidmum’s pewter – an ai wud furgit to log hur out – so she wud be saying VERREE un-Tidmum laik things – an tehn ai wud uze Marcus’s – hur husband – an she wud wuz herz – an furget taht AI wuz logged in. . .
It wuz SOOOO fun wif hur an Ambercat. An teh lundon cheezmeet an meeting gibbocat an annipuss an upfi an SJ/Mastoonie. Ai had awlreddi met Whiskers (she libs neer me!!!) and ov corse bai meetiong taim Ambercat an Tidmum!
An – ai want to go bakk, too!! Ai dint akshullee want to leeve!
Pssst, Janet… yu menshuned sumfing abowt mebbe coming tu teh VLC cheezmeet awn teh 27th… we shud spect yu?
HAY, JANET~~@@!~@@!!!$
sew glad yoo gotted home safely an that yoo hadda gud tyme in TTI!! Soo glad yoo gotted 2 meat awl those frenz! (so glad ai gotted 2 mete yoo in OKC, too!)
Ai knot Bee on hear too offen, but hoapfully wheel run N2 E-chudder soon!)
half a lotz ob lubberly sleep, now!
yippee!!!
I has sent awai fer catnip seeds in RL so soon I will need to kno dis stuff about teh harvesting!
**luks around** *wispurrs** Shud yu be sane dat owt lowd?
Probbly bedder tahn be-in insane owt lowd.
Nawt sekkund rool: gro tehm sumplays kittehs cannawt pawsiblee reech. Then fink uv ebree impawsibul way tehy cud reech it, an plan fur taht tu keep tehm owt.
Uvverwise, tehm nawt live tu gro up tu harvesting!!!!
(This be teh Voyse uv Eksperiense speeking… plz tu leev a messij at teh tone…)
Yis, ai putz a kaje arownd da smal plantz soze kittehz nawt lub it tu def b4 groze big enuf.
I hope you have better luck than I did. No prob growing it, the problem is every outdoor cat within a mile will find it. I don’t think I had enough to try drying.
Iffn U goes tu mi piks paeg, da bottum row, first pik is ob mi Oliver & Jimmy playin inna catnip patch nex tu da poorch.
Ai planted katnip in mai gardin wuns, but awl taht kame up wuz kitteh floof.
R U shur U planted da nip? Maebe U planted da Kat. Aifinksew yup.
Hao kood ai make sucha miss take?
Mebbe u had too much nip befoar u attempted teh planting?
Er … musst hab been teh brownies!!1!
**luks arownd nerbusslee** Er…wat browneez? der wuz nuffin in doz browneez…nope aidonfinkso!
**wishpurrs tu DM- plz tu nawt tayl ennibuddi wayr yu gawt teh browneez kthxizaseekretbai**
CC – yu nawt maek cannibul caeks lyk teh wun a cupple days ago… du yu? Wud yu? No, uv corse yu wud nawt… ryte?
Hay, P-K! I added a few moar moneys to teh Cory Fund. And teh total is in U.S. moneys. Does Cory know he is teh wealthy?
*lukks*
*faints (agen)*
Haz moar tehn cobered teh dopshun fee (ai gotted haf-price coz ai VA stoodint an fostererererer) an iz making big dent in teh vet an tutoring!
Himz a truszt fund bebbeh!
Plz to not dent teh vet. kthx
I need da snail mail address tu donate, I izza an owld soul wimmon an nawt uze da Credit card, Kause I nawt haz wun.
*skwishes eies adn finks reeeeely hard* cannibul cayks? duz yu meen teh paw SHAPED browneez ai mayd?
Tihs wun:
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/07/funny-pictures-next-victum/
owao! teh kreepeez… dey haz it! nonono, PK, ai has nawt mayd teh kreepy cayk. but ai did mayd a zombeh cayk fur mah BF burfdai last yeer (still nawt sew kreepy!)
Whew, izza releef! We alreddy haz a mad scientist in cheezland (Phillipe d’Beaker), a mad chef wud be skerry!!!!! We wud nebber be abul tu trust teh caek in teh brakeruum agen, it cud nom insted uv being noms!!!
lol… doonawt has a wuuried PK, mah cayks ar oanlee fur tu be nommed… nawt tu be nomming teh peeps… ai pawmiss! *playces floofy paw ober hart*
This Maust be teh place!
h t t p://kittyhooch.com/
Chezk aowt the pictures of teh Nip! Iz ober 7 paws tawl in sum uv dem!
Ai cud yewz sum nip ov sum kind ritebowt now. Mai kidlet gradumayted Caturday, an hurz atta beech nao. Nebbur bean awai frum hoam unsouperbized. **bites wutz leff ov nayles**
{{{{parrothead}}}}
Fanks darthmommy! {{{darthmommy}}}
Ai knoes wut yu’r going frew. Mai owldest dawter iz nineteen (will be twenny in Oggust). We wantz dem tew grow up, but we mommehs sumtimes hazza nerbuss bowt it, duzzent we?
Ai haz hadda nerbuss synce ai fownd owt hur wuz in mai tummie. Duz it ebur git beddur?
Ai finkso wuns a mommy, alwais a mommy.
Wen dey moob owt itz kwyut fur a fyew daiz nd den felez gud. Yu nawt noze wut kined ub owrz dey staiz owt oar wair dey goze so nawt wurreez so muxh. reely. ai can has 3 gurlz awl grode up nd awai., nd wun wif 2 ub hur own.
Fanks fur teh voyce ob speeryence! Dis mommy stuffs kan be sew diffkult sumtimes.
{{{{{parrothead}}}}} Ai gess at dis poynt u just hasta trust dat u teeched hur rite & den u hoap hoap hoap fur teh best.
Ai wuz a wild child on mah gradyooayshun trip to Mazatlan
& ai caem owt uv it just fien. Wented bak a fyoo yeerz laytur during Spring Brayke (frum collij) & wuz a wild child again. Went to Mazatlan az an adult & wondered why almoast nuffin luuked familiar.
*blaymes teh tequila*
odeer, big lytnin agin – bye cheezpeeps!
Ai studying fur test inna moarning, an juss lukked up.
Cory haz fawled asleep wif hims face in teh kruncheefuds. LOL Iz soooo cyoot! But aifinkso if eever uv us moovs tu get teh camra, him’ll waking up.
Pore bebbeh, his awl worned owt, plus sumtiems teh vaksinayshuns can make sleepiniss.
Aww. Hao owld is Cory?
Abowt ten weeks, nao. Him offishullee adoptifaied tuday, aftur almost seben weeks heer azza foster-bebbeh.
If yu clikkee mai name, yu can find blog wif him an teh uvver foster orphling Eva whu nao lib wif plasticat an uniquekitty. Tehy be cyoot!
hooray fur teh PK adn Cory-bayr! Mah mudder yoosed tu fawster bebbeh kittehs & mah BF sez him wantz tu fawster wen himz kittehs kross intu teh meddow (ob kors we duzznt want dem tu but tehy iz gettin up der in yeers)
Iz hard tu gib tehm luvs whyle tehy groing up an tehn let tehm go. Fur teh bigkittehs, tu — mai Angel-girl wud miss Cory berry much nao! But iz always kittehs taht needing teh foster-homes. {{{cc81}}} Yay fur yur momcat an yur BF an fur yu! An hugs fur teh up-in-yeers kittehs whu aibet has had awsum lifes so far.
Kongrachewlations!
Awwwww! Hezza kyootie! Ai wood hab splorted, but ai fot ahed an dubbled up mai CHR(wdoi) before ai luuked.
Eksellent 4site, yu haz it!
Him a sweetie. Hadda ruff start, still a bit small, but him always so friendlee an happeh!
Happee wif a noo behbeh! {{{{prysma-kitteh &Cory}}}}
{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Izza day fur gud gnus, aifink!!!
*duz happee dansdansdans for P-K & KCT*
Awlways deer, rite!
Wy iz teh pikshur funnee wif collers and stuffz?
So, a redhed an a blond walk in2 a bar….
You’d think the blond would have ducked.
tee hee….
Akshulee iz troo storee.
I got to meet a Cheezpeep tonite! I meeted madamez. Hur is fulla awusm an win!
I wanna meet moar Cheezpeeps! Dey iz teh bestest inna whirled!
So, who wants to come to KY an meet me?
An dey gitted tu sii a cowboi in shorts!
Bedder den a toofliss warin wif a bavvin soot!
**skwinches fayse at hur commint**
Dat nawt mayk no sense!
“Bedder den a toofliss wun warin a bavvin soot!”
Dat’s wut I meened to say.
*narrow eyes spishussly* Reel cowbois nawt be warin shorts.
yay fur teh cheezmeets! iz gonna hab a cheezmeet 2mrw- cheezpeep noobeh be habbin hurs baycayshun heer in Vegas adn wiis gonna meet at teh hotel wayr ai wurks! Iz maykin hur paw shapeded brownees (ai has a silly-cone mold) wif a gushy chokolit cinter! ai has a hoapful hers will liek dem
**playces tray wif sampuls fur teh peeps**
Oooh, I has a happitayle foar u!
Ifn noobeh nawt lyk teh choklit, den hur shud be BANNED from Cheezland!
Jes kiddin….
It wuz sew sad. Mai dawter made a dubble bach ob brownies fur a piknik todai wif herz groop, but it wuz kanselled due to rane, an we had tew nom teh brownies owrselves! Oh, teh trajjiddy ob it awl.
U SAKRIFYSED urself foar teh choklit?
Oh u iz such a wunnermus purrson, to gibs of urself so freelee an wifowt thot foar ur purson lyk dat.
U iz teh wind beneef my wingz.
*kurtseez modestlee* Wy fankyoo. We did owrz dootee noblee an nommed teh brownees wiffakwikness!
yesh yesh… yu haz a berry brayb…
*bows hed in momintus ob sielens fur yoor braybniss*
*admires teh brownees*
*nomnomnoms*
Yummee!!! Yu iz teh awsum chef!!!
Noobeh haz a lukkee — ai hopes yu bof hazza wunnermus time! Meeting cheezpeeps be FUNFUNFUN!!!!
Hao bowt yu kan come see me? Ai kood take yu tew teh beech. Ai nebber meeted a cheezpeep before.
U iz in teh Warshinton stayte, izznt u?
I wud LUB to come owt to dat syde of teh US! I nawt been berry far West.
Howevver, cuz I wuz nawt borned rich, I has to wate until I can has munnies.
Dis hole “werkin foar a livvin” fing nawt so grate, askhulee.
Orrygun, akshully, but rite neer teh Warsherington border. Beemz fr Toni tew win teh lottery–wether she bais a tikkit or nawt!
I duz has tikkit.
Ifn I win, wii gonna get toor bus an awl teh Cheez-wimmen iz gonna go awn a cowboi-huntin toor! Wanna rezerb a seet?
Yu betcha! Ai lubs dem boots. Mebbe ai kan find a cowboi hoo wood gib me himz boots!
I can has seet? I has a big net, and a lasso, and um, a tazer…
♪ ♫
I might be movin’ to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Kitteh Nip
Raisin’ it up
Packin it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown… ♪ ♫
Teh wildwuud fleur gru wild awn teh farm….
Iffin yu movin tu da great state uf Montana kan I pleez kum an bizit? I haz nebber seen a moore beautimus sky!
If dats ware teh cowboiz be, den I’m goin too!
♫
My python boot was too tight,
I couldn’t get it off last night…
♫
Zappa ref…FTW
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps! Y’all haz fun nao, y’heer?!
PK – Did you get that video I sent you? Did you get to watch it yet?
Ack! Ai gotted teh emeow, but nawt watched it yet… ai gotid distractifaied an furgot! *goes tu watching it nao, befoar going tu bed*
Um… speechliss, ai iz it…
Him lukked lyk him waz enjoying himself, at leest… *giglol*
I
teh hole way froo!
3km poynted owt sumfin dat I missed teh nawt-sekkund tyem – Him putted HIMS TEEF in aftur him tuuk himz chaps awf!
Otay… mah tummeh has a growely… haz tu go adn mayk noms fur teh BF adn roomie… dey haz tu eets awlso ai spose.
Unlyk kittehs, tehy haz upposabul fumbs an can wurk a can opner.
Ai gots tu go tu bed, iz late heer an ai gots full day uv classis tumorro starting awf wiffa test.
*scoops up a sleepy Cory, cawls teh uvver kittehs, drags BF awf hims puter, an heds fur bed*
Sweet dreems, ebreewun! Schmooos!!!
‘Nite, PK!
Conga-rats awn ofishulee adoptifyin Cory!
Nite-nite P-K!!! Adn Red adn awl teh uzzer cheezpeepz!
DK xo
‘Nite, DK!
Frenz, I finkso iz tyem foar me to try to get sum sleeps. I gotta go to werk in teh moarning – at leest until I win teh lott’ree – an sleep-depryved redhed iz NAWT a purty site!
So, y’all hold teh fort down foar teh rest of teh nite/day/wutebber, an I’ll see y’all laytur.
‘Nite my frenz!
g’night Red! G’night to awl my cheezpeepz!
O.O -faints due to joy at massive amount of catnip-
A magikal forest of catnip!
OMG LOL
YEh,….Catnip 4 da epic wantz
wheres??? my kittehs WANT
hahaha what a ridiculous name for a cat!