THIS Is the most dangerous box. Ever.
but i thot u wuz lurv in a boks.
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Hmmm…Iffin u put basement cat or celin cat into teh speriment, duzzent that introduce a new vareeable?
¿i finkso he can has Heisenburger Nompensator?
That remains uncertain
Even ifn you takes a cloaser look?
*wanders thru*
*Offurs a tray of semisoft danish chese, crusty fronch bred slices, and apple slices*
*R2D2 falows behind wiff a tray of iced coffee*
*nabs a fronch bred slice*
Why, thankyoo, Princess! So good to see yoo here! And hallo to yor liddel sidekick!
*R2D2 beeps in response*
*Scampers in*
*Takes the tray of cheese*
Thanks, Mu! It’s great to be able to steal food from you again!
*Scampers out*
*tendrils twip maus*
gaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggh skweeks da maus
*tray flies into air*
*tendrils catch tray and tenderly place them on da tabul*
Ohai princess! Sooo gud tu see yu agin!
Yesh…we iz missin u very badly!
oh hai princessmu!! fankeez fur deh nomz.
*takez applol slice*
{{{mu}}}
The cheez. . .ai thot ai saw cheez. . . .
Oh welzz!!
*taeks sum applol slyzez*
*nom . . nom. .crunch… . .chrunch*
hmmmm so sweet an joocee an crunchee!! Oh Princess Mu! WHERE id yoo find Hunnee Crisps at this taim ov yeer! Mai fayvrits!!
Hey Janet!!! Are ya home now?
Fur a wile eneway! Ai willl find that pikchoor chip!!!
Ai THINK ai know where it iz!! 
It sounds like you had a really great time!! I’m envious!! No pressure for the pics…Take care!!
{{{{cheeses}}}} i missed u guys tew!!! I’m sew happy tew b bak! an justin thyme fur janets return!!
* kisses awl around*
If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Kitteh in ambush
Oar iz it ambocks?
Kitty cannon rains death and destruction on the enemy.
Box has fierce ninja skillz!
…IS SPARTA!!
I am Sparta (#%&*)!
Basement Cat!!!
Basement Cat, Portable Edition!
hmmm.. did Eeck have anythign to do wif this, I wunder?
Hey skwirrl! I hazza a complaint ’bout sum of yer relatives! I wuz owtsyde a while ago, and a grey squirrel was chasin’ a bebbeh bunny. Uncool, IMO!
but but but… mabbeh it was.. troooo love?
Nope. Teh skwirrl was bein territorial or sumpfin. To be fare, it wuz chasin’ anything grey and furry.
Duz taht mee hoo hav to bee reelee careful wehn yoo go out???
*ahem* Respell!!! Duz taht meeN Yoo hav to bee careful wehn yoo go out??
* sez to self – membrr to proofreed – *
Teh funneh – if there wuz ene there to begin wif – iz a bit loasted when yoo repeet it *sigh*
sooo… wud u say that makes skwirrelz, uh, indiscriminate?
Well – to be FAIR – ai think we awl haz teh reltives we wish wud stay in teh claw zit!
You Can’t Control teh Cuzzins!
everybody hassa blak skwirrl in their famly!
Yesserdai eye had 6 bebbeh squrrelz playing tag inn mye yard. U iz lukee tu haz bebbeh bunnie. Fox an hawk eat alla mine.
I saw two birds chasing a skwirrlol all the way across the meadow. Diving bombing teh skwirrl, lukked like they wer trying to peck its hed.
Ai fink it had ben a bery nawty skwirrlol!
Bebbeh sqwirrlol gotted tu close tu bebbeh birdeez nest. Iz phunnie tu c leetul bird chaysing bigger bird or aneemul awai frum nest!
Mebbe….
As in “mebbe ai had sumfin to do wif dis box”
in response to Leeza.
cat in the box, scares da kiddees
Oar skeer teh jetlaggedwuns hoo dont see just hao funnee Mais Non can bee wehn she taeks a twip. . . .
To clarify, I am funny when I take a trip? Well, I have been told I am not fully appreciated by the people in my own country, like the proverbial prophet.
*chagrinned look on face*
*tries to regain dignity*
“Ahem, oh that, up there. [looks at embarrasing post above] You linguistically challenged people have finally given me the disease of your “language”. I shall return to Fail blog where I am appreciated for my Fail skills.
*harrrumph*
*slinks over to the banal*
*pounces Mais Non*
*the magic of kitties pouncing transforms demi troll Mais Non back to mild manner’d tendrils*
da tendrils 0 doom tikkel Taya
*snorglols mai Sweetpea/Mary*
LOL!!!! an tehy reelee DOOO preesheayte yoo!!! “Well, yoo fitz Rytin!!” LOL!!!
*slinks over to el bano*?
sawy – baño
¿donde está el baño? Creo que allí, en el blog Fall .
♪♫♬
Splish splish, I was takin’ a bath♪♫
Long about a Saturday night ♬
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin’ in the tub
♫Thinkin’ everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor ♪♫
I wrapped the towel around me and I
♪♪Opened the door, and then I ♪
Splish, splash… I jumped back in the bath.
Well how was I to know there was a party going on?♪♫♬
GMTA, Janet. over at Fail Blog they be singing dat song…
okay, i admit [reluctantly] maybe we and the FBers are *somewhat* alike, but i think the peeps here are much more amusing and witty, and-more importantly- kind in their humor; I believe it is a sign of a true wit when it is used like a sweet kitty uses her paws: uses them cleverly in surprising, amusing ways, with claws retracted to keep from harming unnecessarily. IMHO.
A NOM!!! That IZ teh diffrence! Ai thot they were much laik us, too. . .but sumthing wuz amiss!
Speekin uff FAIL Blog and challengez… they hazza picher ober dere wit 767 commentz! Wii haz been heer much longur, and eye doan’t ebber renembur a picher wit dat menni commentz. Wii needz tu step it upp cheezfrens! Wii needz tu hit 1000 not second!
Ai fink dat wud be 2 mennee 2 coep wiv. Iz moar cumfee heer!
We cud do it if we awl sed just wun werd! Butt. . .ai dont hav ene grate hopes fur THAT!!!
There
is
DARK AN STORMEY NITE STORIES !! Wud werd eech!! LOL!!!
easy
solushyun
Two points:
1. Their pictures stay up foreeeeeeeever (that’s hyperbole for you literal sticklers)
2. Brevity is the soul of wit.
{{{{{{{hyperbole}}}}}}
puts Janet inna hyperbolic chamber to halp! her with her jetlag.
for
taht.
And
that
Their last picture of the day posts at 10am pacific time. I’m sure if we had one lol up for that many hours during heavy-traffic time, we would, too. They’re actually quite impressed about how many comments we generate in just two or three hours.
Pleas tel me we is nawt going to start insulting ar naibors at Fail. Cant wii all jus get along?
But kevinsgrrl!! we hav NAWT insulted teh naybors at Fail! TEHY started it, eneway! But. . .tho ai mite LAIK to – ai’m nawt gonna!!
.
Wun commint – so selfcongrachulatotrree an snug an awl thingz ai dont laik – maed mee see red!!!! Ai CAN haz a temper!! an ai went an roted a long commint – but ai erayzed it, cayme hoem heer an had sum ov that reelee gud caek in teh brake rume!
They did invade us yesstidai, but den dey saw dat we wuz nies peepl an dey `pollyjized, so we aer frens wiv dem naow.
Detente has been achieved.
sumuvdem, annewayze.
I had SEW much fun reading all of that! They seem leik fun peeple over there too!
Of corse I has a hard time keepin up here… so I dont finkso I’d be able to keep up here and there too…
BUT!! I thot it was really innersting that they seems to lost their pants over there too!
And I liek the *squeeze* fing.
Well – yoo GOT skweezed – JASON!!!!!!!
Them an us is VERY similar peeps. Teh biggest difference is that they can’t abide lolspeek.
An taht iz wun HYOOOOOOOOJ difference!!! Awl teh diference in teh whirrrled. LOLspeek iz offen – tho nawt awlwaiz ov corse – waht maeks ebreething heer so funneh. Ai LUV teh play awn werds!!
An hao it maeks me luk at ebreething wif compleetlee diffrernt aiez!
Hooz aiz iz u lukking wif??
Ummmmm. . . .yoo noe.
We iz jest multilingualol!
I finkso they wud be very innerested in teh DWDC, Maus.
Nooo…doan’t ebber insult n e wun @ FAIL Blog!! Eye am tinking dats wear awl teh trolls went! They izz leavin uss alone cauze dey haz dere own plaze now.
Doo yoo think teh Burfday Fairy knows they ar there? She cud cleen out a troll nest in 30 sekonds, ai’ll bet.
AWN teh otter paw, they did bring sum reelee gud cookeez!
They said yesterday that they have a HUGE troll problem. Apparently the regulars have given up posting on the weekends due to trolls.
An just hao can tehy tell hoo iz a troll???
Oar ai just bein nawt nice??? Ai hav luked at it a few taimes – an thot they were funneh, tis troo! But nawt laytelee – cept fur rite after ai got hoam thiz mouning.
Sum tymez tehy iz berri phunnie. But sum tymes tey iz naztee, sew eye doan’t reed teh commentz moast uff teh tyme.
Ai nawt-furd dat!
but the eency weency trolls be no tribble a tall.
ai suspekt that their troll problum lies in teh fakt that FB has a kind of interwebs “kool” factor that kyoot kittehs apparuntlee duz nawt haz… *shrug* cuz teenaje bois wiv nothin better to doo will go to FB but wud nawt bee cawt ded on ICHC. Iz too kyoot an nyse, kinda lyke going to prom wiv ur sister.
speeking uv wich, ai suppose wee shud get reddee foar teh annyooal summer vacayshun invayshun uv kidlets.
Seeniorz haz awlreddi gradumatated. Beech week started lass week inn Ocean Cittee Mareland! Now dey juss haz tu fynd a job. Izz berri hard 4 ohai skewlerz tu fynd a job dis yeer. Doan’t no how dem izz gonna pai fur colleje.
speekin ob da kool teenaj bois – n e 1 scene Dragonkitteh lately?
Dey haz der own nastee trolls ober there — an their trolls iz much rooder den owrs, aifinkso.
*swallers hard* Um, duz yoo notiss hao teh darkniss in teh boks seems to absorb teh lite? Cept for those shining yeller eyz . . .
Well – ai thot it WUZ just a box ov blak – wif a pear of aiez in teh middlol. Dyoo think there IZ a kitteh attached?
mebbe *ulp*
Ohai JCH4K glad u got hoam saeflee! Wuz wundermuss 2 meat u.
Oh {{{{{{annipuss}}}}} an yoo TOOOO!!!! there juz wuzn’t enuf TAIM!!!!!! So much to say! an lissen to! Ai dint know where to put mai eerz!!
An yoo eben organamaized tath wunderful wether! Hoo KNOWS waht yoo can do wif yur gardin!!!
Ai doan’t fink Ai can taek teh kreditt fur teh wevver! It wuz grate tho, naow we haz wintur bakk agane!
Maybee yoo can’t taek it, but ai can STILL giv it to yoo!
omai – we were lukki, weren’t we? Ai wuz so lukki!!! Byootiful weather – it rayned awnlee at nite!
Feelz laik winter heer, too! ai had to tern teh heet awn!
Those eyes, they’re burn into my soul! Make it stop.
♪hey Juuuuuuuuuuules, don’t make it baaaaaad
take a bad sooooong, adn make it behehe terrrrrrrrr*
Beetlols!! Whoo Hooooooooo! Again ref FTW!!!
Beatlols? Here’s anuther wun – this wun from Across the Universe. I herd it and fell in luv with this verzhun!
*whispurs wurds of wisdum* There will be an answer. Let it be . . .
an it iz 42???
Or Mt. McKinley! Yor pik!
BTW, I left yoo a messij on yor profyle but I leaves it here too. I am sorry I misst yor burthday this weekend, J4K! Happeh happeh burthday to yoo! And menneh moar . . . May yor year ahead be blest!
BTW, Mah huzbing’s burthday is teh 17th. Is his furst burthday in which I culd get him a card that said “to my husband.”
Oh thank yoo, deer Gremlin! Ai had a MOAST fantastikul day wif Tidmum an ambercat – an DrTinyCat’sAprentice cayme too!!! Ai had prezzies at brekfast – then we went to Lacock – wun ov those ultra cyoot littlol villajes teh TTI haz so menee ov – an we had lunch at an Inn established in teh 1100 hundreds – an visited an Abbeh an ai stood in rumes taht Henry teh VIII had stood in hisself – an there were flours an rozes ebreewhere – an a kitteh waring a sine awn hiz coller sayibg “Ai bite” – so we had to trai it out an he did!!! LOL!!!
*sigh* an much much moar!!! Laytur, Tidmum gave mee a caek wiff candulz to blow out – an THREE marzipan kittehs – wun wif pinkee pinkee toe pads. And . . .SUCH a fun day!!!!
Oh!!! An just HAO sweet iz that? Teh furst wun – “to my husband.”
Maeks wun smyol to see yoo so happee!!! Ai AM smyoling!!
I yam glad yoo had such a gud day! I gnu yoo wer in gud hands, habbing teh fun! Is wun of teh things that keepz us frum growing old – gnoing hao to keep habbing teh fun!
Yesh, I am smioling too. Wuz a sweet momint, pikking it owt at teh stor. Mebbe is sumthing everywun elz kin tayk for granted. For for me, teh beeing marreed is awl gnu.
We spent part of our honeymoon at Mont St Michel, where the tide comes in very quickly. When we got into our room, the phone rang and I answered it. The woman on the other end was saying in French that I had to tell my husband to move the car right away!! I hung up the phone and said, “She called you ‘my husband’!”. DH said, “What did she want?” I said, “Oh, yeah. You need to move the car…” sigh.
you reminded me of that fond memory! fankyoo!
OH thx yu, Tessm, 4 sharin yur lil tail ob huneymoon, itz tuch’d mae hart!! =^!^=
Thx for teh storeh, tessm.
Peepuls has bin kawling Mr. G mah huzbing (by mistayk) for yeerz; Mr. G has never korrekted them. Nao iz troo.
Aym still gitting yused to it awl! Is hard to beleev that we has bin marreed going on 8 munths. On owr wedding day, I wuzzint shor he wuz gonna liv anuther day or week, let alone munths! (Or yeerz!)
I members putting on a feerce and stomping arownd teh emergency room on owr wedding nite, giving instrukshuns to teh ambulance guize: “Hey, that’s my huzbing you’ve got ther. Be shur to tayk gud kayr of heem!” (I wuz trying to be feerce ennyway. As feerce as peepul lyke me git!)
Ennyway, I realizes hao blessed I am, and I yam thankful.
Rememember
teh kitteh’s inside teh box
awaiting yer sox
to makes ‘em better better better
WOAH!
na… na na nana na NAH…
Mary O, I has neber understood what Hey Jude, meant. Good to know
that I is not the only one who finks it ar a bit odd.
Ai awlwaiz thot awl thoz Rock soawngs were being intenshunalle ob skewer! Oar – tehy were awl “OHAI” wehn they roted them an dint reelee know waht they ment eether!!
ohai Janet how wuz the TTI trip?
Ohai, 2K. I just fownd this on wikipedia; it may be of interest in explaining teh sawng:
The song’s original title was “Hey Jules”, and it was intended to comfort Julian Lennon from the stress of his parents’ divorce. McCartney said, “I started with the idea ‘Hey Jules’, which was Julian, don’t make it bad, take a sad song and make it better. Hey, try and deal with this terrible thing. I knew it was not going to be easy for him. I always feel sorry for kids in divorces … I had the idea [for the song] by the time I got there. I changed it to ‘Jude’ because I thought that sounded a bit better.”Julian Lennon discovered the song had been written for him almost twenty years later. He remembered being closer to McCartney than to his father: “Paul and I used to hang about quite a bit—more than Dad and I did. We had a great friendship going and there seems to be far more pictures of me and Paul playing together at that age than there are pictures of me and my dad.”
oh fanks Gremlin! that is helpful, I like the Beatlols in general. Gremlin I wuz in deh NY wine country this weekend, where did Uz stawp fur wine tastings? We stawped at Atwater wineries and Wagner wineries (dey also had beer and we did beer tastings 2) and I meeted a kitteh at deh Atwater wineries, hurz wuz a cutie an full of cattitude
Ohai, 2K! Yoo wuz in teh area wher we stayd for owr hunneymoon! Is gorjus, and I wishes we wuz ther agin!
We stayd at Taughannock park, on Lake Cayuga. Teh winery we lykes and is members of is called Lucas Vineyards, near Interlaken. They has a line of wines I lyke (mostly sweet whites) called Nauticals, or Nauties.
Ther ar so menneh gud wineries in that area. I culd spend days and days trying wine! We did bring sum bak, but teh kar wuz so pakked with us and awl owr stuff and Dexter and hiz stuff. I wunted to try moar wine but wuz afrayd I wuld buy moar and it wuldint fit in teh kar! Oh trajedy of trajedies!
Ai REELY need to go bisit my momcats famblee arownd there and hit the wineries. Haven’t been to the area in almost 5 years,and I hate to admit ai have nebber been to teh wineries.
Me & booklion hav talked abowt a winery cheezmeet..
* sigh *
Oh,well..one uv these days!
Can I comes 2?
**luks hopeful**
oh and BTW U shud try deh beer taystings 2, I taysted bout 8 beers an ended wid a rut beer, wuz gud!
Shur…ai will send teh cheezfren jet!!
Yes, I hopes yu come, eeck.
twe_kittehs, I haz a hurt cause yu were here nd didn;t call me.
we wented to Watkins Glen and the wineries wuz on lake Seneca
Watkins Glen is teh gorjus. And ther ar menneh, menneh wunderful wineries on Seneca Lake too. Next tyme we goes up, I wuntz to go to Red Newt Cellars, on Seneca. Just so I kin buy wyne bottles with newts on them! (I lubs me teh amfibbians.)
I fink teh Seneca and Keuka Lake wineries r bedderer tan tehCayuga Lake wuns…Red Newt is gud, nd teh restaurnat is, too.
Gom Jabbur!
Continuing the Dune refs from teh prev pic…
Feer iz da mynd-killur!
this iz y kidz r afraid uv teh dark.
Adds a whole new meaning to the monsters under the bed.
“Heer yoo ar dder! Yur bedtaim box ov dark under teh bed. Sleep tite.”
Box ov dark wif glowing aiez in it!! Eben better!
Butt – hoo sez it haz to bee a monster??? Cud be JUST a box ov dark wif glowing aiez in it.
“My mommy always said there were no monsters – no real ones – but there are.”
“Yes, there are, aren’t there?”
“Why do they tell little kids that?”
“Most of the time it’s true.”
But,but,but…bockses are nawt teh scary…
bockses are your frens…
so be shur to buy them in 1000 qty’s,pleez!
** beginsorderinbockseswifakwikness**
Ar yoo sendinb boxes to put in sum dark an a pear ov glowing aeiz to awl yur frenz? Burfday prezzints, purrrrhaps???
Ai downt know iffin ai wuld send those to “frens”…
trolls,mebbe…
*Whispers in Eeck’s ear*
1000. Spherical. Canvas. Boxes.
Gawd…there go those voices agin.
** gets speshul eerplugs **
spherical eerplugs?
Smartypants!!
oooh do I still have pants?
*checks*
kewl!!
Aliens!!! (Lub dat mobie)
New from RONCO ™ As seen on TV. Monsters in a box! (TM) They are scary! They are portable! Scare your kids. Creap out your coworkers. Terrify your neighbors! Onlee $19.95 plus shipping and handling. But wait, if you call now, we will double our offer. That’s right, two Monsters in a box ™ for only $19.95! You just pay the extra shipping and handling. This is a limited time offer so act now! Call 1-800-MONSTER *Disclaimer: Monsters in a box ™ is for entertainment purposes only. RONCO ™ holds no liability either real or in cheezland for any damages that may occur with it’s use. (Liability may vary in your state.)
*dialz 1-800-MONSTER
Jello??? Yes, I wud b liking tu haz lebenty Monsterz in a box™ plz. mine credit card nomber iz lebentyleben. Plz tu sending wun to LCB, wun tu Leeza, wun tu Janet, wun tu Jamammakitty, wun tu tessm, wun tu Maus, wun tu Tribblol, wun tu annipuss, wun tu Africat, wun tu gremlin, wun tu eeckthecat, wun tu Fluffy B, wun tu Nightshayde, wun tu Mary0, wun tu Fnark, wun tu kevinsgurl ……
Yesh, ai will be liking sum tew- portable BCs- want!
*Adz luvscatsva tu deh listingz…
*opera hater on line from 1-800-MONSTER in agitat’d voice
*
pls to not be sending Monster-in-a-Box to Mary0pea1 Can -0-peas, she is our only hope to ward off invading Aliens [hint for above ref] wif her “singing”.
*
opera hater stading by haz idea*
black kittehs inna box be a good substitoot, ma’am, would you like to send that to mary0?
But, deh monster iz entertaining!! it sayingz so in deh ad…. *holdingz up advert* see?? “*Disclaimer: Monsters in a box ™ is for entertainment purposes only. ” Duzn’t dat meening deh Monster b an entertainer??? him can joyning in deh singing!!
Whooooo hoooo!!! Singing an dansing blak monster kittehs! We cud uze them when teh Conga Ratz ar awn vaycayshun!!
Ai can see it nao!!! We brings tehm out – ebree wun run away wif a kwiness skreeming an shouring!
Lotz of gud egg ur size there!! Think hao helthee ebree wun will bee. Prollee ought to get mennee ov these!
Oh mai – ai think ai haz to go bak to bed fur a wile! A big sleepee – ai haz it.
Ummmm – do yoo think ai shud . . .luk under teh bed. . .befoar ai go to sleep?. . . .
No wurreez… deh monster iz in deh bokz,, not under deh bed.
sleepz well.
ai will rest in pease!
Juss doan’t lett yor hand hang ober teh syde uff teh bed!
Meee? Ohfanku, mai leeJ! Ai will treshur it foreber, and Ai promis nawt to use it to scare mai neeces and nefew.
Well, wutz deh fun uv dat??? I thot deh best part wuz beeing ablol tu skeering ur frendz adn famblee.
BEWARE OF THE BOX.
)
THE BOX IS EVIL.
(That sounds like a movie title.
Once agin…
Bockses is NAWT evil…
Bockses be your frens….
BUY the bockses….
Buy them in bulk!
Sooo Eeck, wen arr yu gonna mak dose sferikal canvas boxees teh Ebil wun wunts? Ai finkso heez gittin impatience…
I have informed Mr.Ebil Maus on various occasions that the spherical canvas boxes are no longer available.
And yet he persists…
Oh, are you selling spherical canvas boxes? I would like one.
You see Eeck? There IS a demand for SCB’s. So… fire up the assembly line!
** sets fire to the SCB assembly line **
I hope the fire doesn’t spread to your other equipment. I think you need to call the firemen…
theer iz a demand foar those alsew!!!
I DEMAND TO SEE MY FIREMANS!
Your wish iz mai demand!!
** sets moar fires,moar firemens run in **
*swoon*
Ekskyoosie, pleez! Ai hazza konfjoost… izzit nawt tym fur teh nekst lol nao?
Oh, nebbur mynd! Ai fownd et!
*runsawaiwifakwikniss*
No… wate!
*stawpsruninawaiwifakwikniss*
Iz kwite kyoot, akshully!
*runsbakwifakwikniss*
WANT!!!
Mai comments r showing again!
*duz happee dansdansdans and scampers off to wurk*
*Waivingz bai-bai tu Kevinzgurl.
*hopez she njoyz deh monster in a box dat will b waiting
*on hur doorstep wen she kumz home.
Shud maek hur relee happee!!
Ai see no ebil der! Ai seez box fulof kyoot floofy basement cat. (Ai uzed to be adoptified bi a basement cat. Haz crossed tey bwidge.) Sein basement kittehs awlwaze maeks me want!
{{{{luvmeece}}}}
black katz iz deh bestest
Ai’ll gin elebenty monies tu da nawt sekkond peep tu stick dere hand en da bocks.
Do we have to have our hand when we retract our arm from the box-o-doom?
Well, ai guess nawt, butt (!) ai’ll knead tu put da monies in somfing….
*Points to handless-arm*
What… that?
Tis Merely a flesh wound!
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Lookit! I have a spare!
Wate! Ai missed it. Du it agin….
Never again, will I open a box unsuspectingly.
Fanks cweenmj {{{{cweenmj}}}} Ai finkso too! To HissyFit, Ai wud stick mi hand in da box no problym!
Myte finded tey pownty ends, myte finded (or hear) a puuuurrrrsssss.
Mia floofy BC MC iz sittin aside mii rite nao, puuurrriiinnn nad likkin mi ellebo. Berree lubby kitteh – untill yu putz himz in a bocks. Den himz a wilde jagular powncin on ebreefing!
OOOhhhhh! Karful ob tey wilde jagular ( BTW tey r myne mostest faborites wyld kitteh) Mi BC uzed tew lub playin inna boxes an saks an fings.
Mae nawt-sekund eber kitteh waz a BC, 2nd han rescue en she lib’d in awr fireplaz 4 a week! Wii cud onlee see her wen she’d open her eyez!! Slowbyslow, she came awt to lub’n'lib wif us.
=^1^=
Whoever made that kitten in the box, it surely scared my youngest son…
Witch’s ordurr frum “Familyerz R Us” haz arribed.
***Snerk*** Dats a gudwon!
@@@@@!
ai always figure if ai had bin born a cupple hunderd yeerz ago, ai’d hav bin burnt as a wich.
red hayre, blak kittehs… tsk tsk tsk.
Put yr hnd in teh box… n teh box ther iz… PAYN.
Nt mny ken endur dis test.
*sneeks a handful ob gooshie fuds before putting hand in bocks* Oooh taht tikkles!
Dune ref FTW!
Wow- it looks like the Monster in the Darkness from the webcomic Order of the Stick! -megaglomps-
Dis haus protektid bai Basement Cat Protekshun Serbisses… jus opin teh boks, adds teh waddur adn POOF! Yoor berry oan BC fur awl yoor aynkill pownsin needs! Az yew has seen awn teh teebee!
Schrodinger’s death kitteh! OH NOS!
basement kittehs floating eyes look into ur SOUL!
its a cat in a box for god sake
Should be linked to the one that says your toy surprise dares you to dig for it.
It’s the agent of The Nothing.
u should c my cat when we put him in beer box and turned him toward us his eyes started glowing while he was in back of box then he striked at us with his paw nightmare kitty=O
basement cat in a box, never leave your basement without one
Haha that’s so funny! reminds me of my cat…
is that a grue in there?