
Today’s access password is “bellyrub”.
dat furwall iz a gud seckuritee sistem.
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Today’s access password is “bellyrub”.
dat furwall iz a gud seckuritee sistem.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: simon_hades via Our LOL Builder
No paswerd – no aksess
con cat ululations, annipuss! silly brae shuns?
Gonga rats Annie, Maus mary and LCB!!!
*Poors a nice glass of lambrusco, sets out decantures of wine and a huge bwol of spagetti marinara*
*Writes mauses naem awn ONE decantur*
Ummm…lambrusco!
Can ai haz mine inna juice glass??
Iz teh tradishunal eye-talian way to drink it!
*pours eeck a large juice glas full ov lambrusco*
Can I has mines in a firemans helmet plz? kthxleavetehrestoftehfiremantoo
*Mu claps wunce*
*Fire man enturs*
*removes shirt*
* removes helmet and fills it wiff wine*
*Kneels at LCB’s feet, waitin fur hur comand*
*swoons into a faint*
** puts smellin salts under LCB’s nose **
Oh,wait…thats the cayenne pepper.
*rushes in wiff swooning cowch*
*rushes owt tu let fyrmans du teh rest*
Thx fur teh congrats.
PM, Dat sownds a lawt bedder dan wat Ai haz planned fur mai dinnur!
wut am u havsing?
Sossij an mash
is mash liek mashed potatoes?. I liek sausaj! If u hassa enough wine u can pretend its anyfing u want
Yiss, mash iz mashed potatoes. Aifink iz teh Lunnun wai uv sayin it!
Bangers & Mash….
yummmmmmm!!
U needs sum Guinness wif dat,for shur!
Dat wud be gud, but Ai hazn’t got ennee an Ai aer 2 tyred 2 go owt 2 get sum!
None shall passzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Gandalf kitteh loses interest in the face of a good nap!
hahaha!
Iz so gud tu has yu back, princess!!! {{{{{mu}}}}}
{{{P-K}}}}
*ponders* i wonder how linkees be werking todae… justin case here’s a DIY vershun, den aisle test hyper spray linques,oar maybe a sossige link will be teh wiener…
youtube.com/watch?v=gXY9TuuwyL8
well, wouldja lukkadat. twerked!
cool!!! u has skills!!!!!
MaryO had a skill, but I eeted it!
*nom!*
*tinytendrillstiptoetwoardtwapdoor lever*
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*ponders, do i keep my pwomiseor do i twip da twapdoor?*
acck! izza conomdrum!!
*
mais non nebber pwomised… lessee if she be abailabull…
Hey! Yoo promissed! Yoo and awl of yor inkarnayshuns . . .
nunhuhnh *sad slo hedshaek* i canna speak fr Mais Non ; besides, i finkso she is in exile o’er at Failblog. They like’er dare; i finkso she wazza spy, and they brought her in out of the cold, so to speak.
Mais non haz a kold?? Oh deh Huge hankatee!!
*hans mary0 a Huge linnin hankee!*
O deer! Waht can we doo?? Itz troo – they sed she fitted rite in!!
!
hahah!
What if bribe with noms?
oooooooooooooooooo snorgle snorkle, need. one. now.
*divebombz teh Mary and snorglols wif hur* Hai *purrrrrr* *nuzzlols*
*jumps wif surpirse at divebomb*
ohai, taya.
*tendrilztenderlytousle da Taya’s furz*
*cuddlols cloes wif a seepy*
*rubs own belly*
HAY! Where’s my access?
Other side…
SNORT!! hehehehe! MAus!
Off to the NB wif ye!
*skampurs off tew NB*
you have made 3 failed attempts. you can has locke’d out.
“Hello, Halp Desk? O hai, it’s LCB. Lissen, teh kitteh on my keybroad sed I needed to give a bellyrub to get access. I rubbed my belly and guess whut? No, u doesn’t rly need to keep guessing. I’ll tell u whut. NO ACCESS, that’s whut. Why would such a cute kitteh lie to me? Why, Halp Desk, why? Can u send me a diffrent access password and a diffrent kitteh, plz? Whut? No, I’ll keep teh lying kitteh anyways, kthx. He looks so cute lying there.”
*gives LCB a golden key*
The liddlol tag sez Awl aksess
Ther! now u am nevur locked owt!
Oooh! Shiny!
I can still has another kitteh? And another lappytop? And a pony?
Nao,LCB,we tawked abowt dis….
u cannot haz a pony until u gets a cowboy to tayke care uv him !!
You rang?
i wanna hav a cowboi baby…
Save a horse, ride a cowboi…
I think u shoold come wiff meh tew da NB
Yoo guise ar hawt today. . .az in reelee funnee commintz, ov corse!
OKAY! Can we see de YNGs? Ai haz mai ironin…
Send a calikko dis tyme…
Uv corse him lying… luk at hims posishun!
If yu want a strait ansur, yu gots tu get him up strait… sumhao… witch ai admit be
diffikultjust abowt impawsibul wif a deep-asleep kitteh…*Error – passwurd must contayn at leest wun nummer*
*Tryz “bellyrub-elebenty”*
*bellyrub-42?*
O furgetabowtit *snorgle-snorgle*
867-5309 ????
heh
b-e-l-l-y-r-u-b-1
Ob corse! Cuz kitteh’s bellyrub shud awais cum nawt sekkund!!!
berry clevur! surely u am correct!~ aksess granted!
Woohoo!!!
*adn den rejalitee hits*
Nao ai kin haz pootir, ai haz tu wurk… pleh!
(wao! iz 3?)
wutta cyoot belly-bella! Ai wiil ruz it!
Werk laturz. Nao is tyme fur snorgles.
Iz lyke teh monster buk uff monsters. U haz tu stroke it tew git it tew work.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past few weekz adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
.
Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
*klinkee glassez wif the cween* Salud, Amor y Pesetas!!
*clinkee*
ohai BF!
Cween ur skills are fantabulous. I find the cryer bery helpful
Fankeez. I live tu serve.
How u b tuday, BF473??
Wii b gitting raininged upon tuday.
But at leest it not b rayning inside.
*klinkees glass wif udder glasses*
. . .
*hopps teh drink hazza littlol kik*
Ohai mai Cween! Hao iz yew?
*Pownce*
Haiya!!! I b fine. How u iz??
Ai iz gud, mai Cween *snorlols an rollz wif teh Cween*
*klinkees glassez wif ebreewun in site* Ohai frendz! ai am gud tudai, kinda blarg dai owtside butt (!) luks lyke it iz sunny heer in cheezland agin!
Ha! Teh passwurd wuzznt “bellyrub”! Tri “snorgle”. Noe? Taht dint wurk? Tri “filkittehbowlwifgushifud”. Wat? Itz nawt taht eivver? Hmmm…tri “drivetewPetCoanbyeawltehkittehtois”……
. . . ACCESS DENIED
I has shwimp
A shwim? Ai fot kittehs doan laik teh waturrz!?
tehre ya goe, ai bet tahts it!
* ring ring *
“Ohai boss! Nose, ai canut du anee werk todai; dere is a kitteh sleeping awn mai pooter. Huh? Whut? O, is NAWT teh worst excyoose ai has ebber cum up wib!”
U shud haz sed “Sumfing crasht awn mai pooter” liek wunuv teh uvver capshuns sez.
ooo aifinkso ai’ll yoose taht neckst thyme!
The one abowt getting stuck awn yer wheel wuz WAYYYY werse!
but but but taht RLY happened won thyme! Honest! Lookit tihs fais…
* holds up bebbeh skwirrl *
wud tihs fais lye tu yu? Rly?
*snorglols mai Piggeh*
Ohai Taya! Hao yu is todai?
Ai iz gud. Hao yu iz? Yu lieked teh tuxx ai gotted furr yur bday?
ooo yesh is teh byootimuss, fankyoo!!! ai gawt SO manee prezunts, ai donut no whut tu du wib dem awl!!!
btw, has aneewon seed mai gold clip bored?
mebbe iz unner awl yur prezzunts?
Mebbe u shud askin LCB? Aifink she tayked it owt to see wut it luuked liek in teh lite.
Oooooh – shinee.
I knew you’d be liking that one!
So, wut wuz ur werst eggz kewse??
“Ohai boss… yesh, ai umm… canut cum intu werk todai cos ai has tu pretend tu bii a Guinness Pig awn teh innerwebs adn host a talk show”
O, u has come up wif worster ones than that. *consults list*
Aphrodisiac overdose
Bitten by a snail
Couldn’t find lucky unnerwares
Double double vision
Elephantiasis of teh ego
F…
Funny bone bork’d
Ghostwriter pains from appendix
Halitoesis (aka foot in mouth diseaze)
I
fronch kiss reaction ( seveer)
grapes n shoes
hard water
impossibly bad hare day…
J…
(gets mentul imaje uv bunny in blak leather an chayns an shades…
)
:snerk:
Junk in mai trunk iz too hebby
Kuddent start mai hare dryer
Label in shurt iz tew itchee
Mai toenale polish iz still wet
N …
Nayle in tyer
Onlee founded won shu
Paynted maiself intu cornur
Questioned by cops…
Raided by FBI…
Searched by CIA…
Taken in by Immigration…
U…
Uvula cramps
Vry bad footcold
Waiting for important call from Marcel Marceau
X…
U heard.
Dus dat meen yu kan nawt ululate wen yur callin yur phlonqai?
This is a list of excuses le phlonquais de moi has used in teh past.
My uvula is teh just fine, thx. See?
*flashes uvula at AfriCat*
Heh!
*gibs LCB a standing uvulayshun*
X-rated movie marathon on
Y chromosome missing
Zamboni accident
GP!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pets and snorgels GP wiffin an inch of his tolerence*
*GIves hima large beer tew make up*
{{{MU}}} Hao yu is??? Ware yu has bin??? Whut is teh meening ob lyfe??? * SLURP *
My IT lady an boss said “noe moar ICHC at werk!!!” but now dey sey is okeh now!!!
Da meaning ov lief tew exsisst fur teh good ov awl an dew harm tew none
HAppy now?
ooo ai has a happee taht yu kin plai at werk agen! awlso, ai lieks yur meening ob lyfe berry, BERRY mush!
Ohai GP! Happee lait burfing day! Sawree nawt tu bee joinin teh festibities teh otter day…
*Insults dikshunaree*
*lyfe
–nown
1. the kundishin that de-stings-wishes organisms from inorganick objecks and ded organisms, being manifestidd bai growf frew metabolism, reproduckshun, and da power ob adaptashin tew emvirumment frew chanjis orijinating internillee.
2 thru 27. blah blah blah, blah blah blah …
27.5. Mt. McKinley!
Sumhao – ai NOO that wuz it!
Waht elsz cud it BEE?
But Mt. McKinLEE.
Trai singing it. Werks reelee well!
Hey Guinness! I LOVE your comment!!!
simon_hades
Meezer kittin luks liek Beenie Babee – I am suspish — suspich — I think it may be a trap.
IT’S A TRAP!
/Admiral Ackbar
Awwww, looks lyke mah mommah’s kitteh Yoshi wen hez wuz just a wee wun! Sew kyoot. (but man doz itty bitty pointyends wur murdur back den!)
Yeff, itz amayzin hao sharp dey ar – eben teh littlol toofers.
Wen ai nawt-sekkund fownd Angie (adn hur siblings), ai wuzznt shoor dey had been weend yet. So ai gots bottlols adn stuffs, adn awlso sum kitten gushifuds. At wun poynt ai wunderd if dey wuz reddy fur teh gushifuds, so ai put sum awn mai fingur adn offurd it tu wun ob dem.
Praktiklee bit mai finger awf! Frum den on dey got gushifuds – in a bowl!
LOLZ deh had a hongree! “NO! NO eetz mee! Nawt nootrishus!” =D
Yoshi iz pickee dood. No lieks gushifuds. Lieks toona. Inna pawch, notta kan. Izzy no lieks either wun. Go fig!
ohai i iz a new lolzer
i givez you bellyrubz but i dont have teh acess
Welkum tu Cheezland, inomnom!
See teh cweenz post abuv ^^ foar sum helpful hints!
Welkum tu Cheezland, inomnom!! Wii ♥ noobeez!!
*handz inomnom a chokklit martoonee.
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!
“lolzer” – FTW!
*Noks inomnom down tryin to gib frendlee Cheezpeep welkum, dusts inomnom off and tries again*
Wii is glad U r heer! Hoep U hab fun playing wif ebrybudy!
*Runswifakwikness bak to wurk*
oktnx
i izz habing luts of fun
*hugs angelplume cweenmj 4point5kittehs and kvnsgrrl*
Ai iz finlee owt uv bed, aftur sleeping in (well, ai DID wake up tu du Loki meds an kitteh brekkyfast…) an hazzing a loooong cuddul wif a Cory.
In a lil bit, we takes teh Cory tu teh Humayn Sosietee an him gets sekkund vaksinayshuns an ai sine papers an gib tehm munnies an tehn when Cory coming home wif us him be offishullee part uv fambee furebber an ebber!!!!
(Ai sowree if ai keep repeeting maiself, but ai haz a hyooj happeh!!!
)
Has Cory been practicing his signature? Or will he use a rumbert stamp of his pawprint?
Him use teh tip uv hims tail lyk paintbrush… Seanya bringin teh indeea ink.
Dis climb ur: Ai nawt reellee in favur uv dipping kitteh tayls intu ink.
Gushifud, purrhaps. Oar cold water whyle tehy sleeping, az an eksperiment. Rapping teh end uv a long string arownd tayl looslee so kitteh can run madlee thru howse chast bai awl teh uvver kittehs, shur. but no ink!!!
Myn kittehs sumtiemz sit on teh cownter wif ther tayles dangling into teh sink … an offen into teh contaynur uv soapee sudz we keeps fur washin dishes. Itz bery funneh wen itz a lawng-haired kitteh & him duzzint realize himz tayle beez awl wet at teh end. Big floofee tayle moast uv teh way – den liddlol skinneh tayle fur teh last fyoo inches. *snerk*
Yay yay yay!!!! Iz a happytail dai! *shmoos Cory-Bear an p-k an sean an angel an trick an loki*
ai wuz jus luukin at the kitteh’s blog, ai luv taht bideo uv Eva fawlin asleep, sew cayute! Noe Mahm, ah’m nawt..zzzzzzz..sleepee!
We was awl giggling at her.
Iz berry happytail day, yepyep!!! *grabs bf’s paws an dansdans*
YAYAYAYAY!! {{Cory Bear, PK, Seanya, Loki, Angel, Trick}} My how yur brood iz growin!
Ai a 4kittymomma!!!!
{{{3km}}}
YAY! I telled my hubbikat dat I kuld bii 4km an hii just luked at mii wif no xpression, I tuk it az a “no”. Iz it tu layte tu donate tu da worthy kaus?
“… an hii just luked at mii wif no xpression …”
I gotta find that expression. I tried many, researched the internet video clips, watched movies, spent hours researching this topic – and failed. No matter what “look” I tried, it was always taken as a “maybe” look. And maybe (as you know turns into yes soo quickly).
For the longest time I was trying to stand firm about not adding Cory permanently. But because of the lack of “the look” we have gone from being temp parents to getting ready to sign adoption paperwork today … all because of the lack of the look.
If your husband has perfected the “no” look, it should be captured for posterity and education for generations of the male geneses (sic) to come.
They say that a picture is worth a 1000 words, but if one has the right look, it only has to say one word – “NO” – Just the thought of the power in such a look.
Just a note from men every where – for our edumacation –
pass on “the look”
Sean
(Tongue in cheek)
(btw I do love the little baby basement cat, I just was not sure at the beginning if we could afford another mouth to feed, plus to buy him his own futon, and all the other basics …)
NEWS FLASH: Prysma Kitteh has just told me that “the look” does NOT work on cats! … Sorry for those who were trying to learn it for such purposes.
*sighs an gibs Seanya a diffrint kind uv look*
*tihs wun sez, ai lubs yu eben tho yu haz a silly sumtiems*
Menz! can’t liv wif ‘em.
Nuff sed.
Ohai, Sean. I laffed owt lowd when I red yor note.
Mah huzbing has a pritteh gud “no” look. We hav wun kitteh and hav agreed it will be just wun. I wanted at least 2 in teh beginning, as ther wuz a litter of 3 we wuz lookin at.
He tole me he thot I had alreddy decided it and wuz upset he waz nawt inklooded in teh decision mayking. So I decyded to respekt his wishes. We has wun tabby boi rite nao and we luvs him so much.
Ennyway, congrats to yoo for yor noo fambly member. And congrats to yoo for being flexible, and letting the “no” look mean “maybe just this one time.”
Ai juss yooze mai mamaz glayr.
Dat wurks awn kittehs tu.
Ohai, Seanya! *wayves floofee paw* Ai donut fink ai haz seed u heer befoar!
Welkum to Cheezland – and concatshoelaces on teh gnu addishun to ur furreh famblee!
i haz “teh look” i yoosed to gib teh kids wen i wuz teeching 12 12-yeer-olds in sunnydayskool. it sed, “sit down an be kwiet or yoo die, i dont kare if we are in church”
wurked sumtimes.
*giglol* Aifinkso LCB iz keping teh lines opin fur a whyle. Iz nawt just teh adopshuns, gotta get him tutored an fings, tu.
*scoots awf tu finish collekting stuffs taht goes back tu Humayn Sosietee, lyk carrier him arribed in an fings*
Ohai, P-K, I shayrs yor happeh! Ther is nawt enuff “happily ever afters” in teh whurld to ignor even WUN of them!
*seizes P-K’s paw and DANTZ DANTZ DANTZ DANTZ!!!!*
*DANSDANSDANSDANS wif gremlin*
We gots tu taek pixors, an post tehm, coz it feels lyk ebreewun gunna be tehre in spirit an mebbe yu wants tu see whair yur spirit goed when yu waz nawt watching it. *giglol*
*grabby pawz wif grmlin adn PK
DANS DANS DANS!!!
Iz such a happy day!!! w000t!
*Grabs paws wif gremlin and PK an cweenmj*
DANS DANS DANS!!! Fur teh happee day!
O may there bee menee moar happee daiz heer in cheezland!! We just had wun wehn Princess Mu came bak – an Gremlin gotted marreed an hir noo an verree hunkee huzbind got helthy again
Must be LOTZ moare!
Grrrrrrrr, Grrrrrrr, Grrrrrrr -*growlin at WP*
My, whut a beeg feerce Grrrr yoo has, AfriCat!
*luks skeered; hides under a blankee*
Sawree, yu kin come owt naow. Weird Pretzel wus nommin mai komments an eets been a lawng week week week! (Tuday is mai Friedegg yu know?)
Happy Friday Africat!!!
Fankees Princess!
*peeks under blankie*
u can has a shrimp if u come out and play Gremlin…..
*crawls owt slowly*
Did sumwun say – Shwimp?!!!!!!!
I cannot telling u awl how prowd i iz uv deh Cheezpeepz fur turning deh uzzer cheek yesterday and not engaging in a war. I espeshully want tu commendifying PK and Nightshayde fur venturing intu deh enemy camp and making frendz. I must kunfess dat I staid away frum dem b’kuz I wanted tu go over dere wif a battlol axe and destroying deir kee boardz adn enny finnerz dat got in mai way. I wuz berry BERRY BERRY angry dat dey kame here and launchinged an unprovoked assault on deh fine cheezpeepz.
and I gnew dat retalliashunz wuz not a gud idea.
I hereby givvingz Deh NoBull Peaz Prize tu PrysmaKitty and Nightshayde fur dere onnerablol diplomatic efforts.
And I hereby present deh Medal uv Valor tu tessm, fur suffering deh traumatic hed wound frum deh Fayl Bloggerz dikshunairy.
♫
Lissen, Chilled wrenz, tu a story
Dat wuz ritted long ago,
‘Bowt deh mowntin uv deh Cheezpeepz
Adn deh Failblog peepz below.
On deh mowntin wuz a trezzure
Barryed deep b’neeth deh stone,
And deh Failblog peepillz swore
Dey’d hab it fur dere berry own.
Go ahed and hate ur nayburr,
Go ahed adn cheet a fren.
Dew it in deh name uv Hevvin,
U kin justify it deh end.
Dere wont b enny trumpitz blowing
Kum deh jujmint day,
On deh bloody morning after….
Wun tin soldjer ridez away.
So deh peepillz uv deh vallee
Sent a messij up deh hill,
Asking fur deh barryed treshure,
Tunz uv gold fur witch dey’d kill.
Kame an anser frum deh Cheezpeepz
“Wif ower bruzzerz wii will share
All deh sea kritz uv ower mowntin,
All deh richez barryed dere.”
Go ahed and hate ur nayburr,
Go ahed adn cheet a fren.
Dew it in deh name uv Hevvin,
U kin justify it deh end.
Dere wont b enny trumpitz blowing
Kum deh jujmint day,
On deh bloody morning after….
Wun tin soldjer ridez away.
Now deh vallee kryed wif angerz,
“Mownt ur horsez! Draw ur sord!”
And dey killed deh mowntin Cheezpeepz,
Sew dey wun deir just reward.
Now dey stood b’side deh tresshure,
On deh mowntin, dark adn red.
Turned deh stone and lookt beneeth it…
“Peas on Erf” wuz awl it sed.
Go ahed and hate ur nayburr,
Go ahed adn cheet a fren.
Dew it in deh name uv Hevvin,
U kin justify it deh end.
Dere wont b enny trumpitz blowing
Kum deh jujmint day,
On deh bloody morning after….
Wun tin soldjer ridez away.
Go ahed and hate ur nayburr,
Go ahed adn cheet a fren.
Dew it in deh name uv Hevvin,
U kin justify it deh end.
Dere wont b enny trumpitz blowing
Kum deh jujmint day,
On deh bloody morning after….
Wun tin soldjer ridez away.
To doez uv u tuu yung tu member deh movee Deh Legend uv Billy Jack, plz tu renting it, it b relevant tu ur intrests.
*salutes hur Majestee, an bows in respek an admeeration*
*clappity clappity clappity* taht sawng alwais gave meh chills an u rite, Billy Jack iz bery gud moobie.
ai wuz maid bery sad yesserdai an ai commend ebreewun fer nawt attakin failblog in return. ai wen ober dere (din’ commint, jus red) tew see wat started itz, dere wuz nuffin. jus wun purrson said sumfin lyke “hey, whoo wans tew goe attak teh lolcat peeple?” an sum uvvers jumpid aboard teh hait trayne. ai doan git it….wen a few cheezers wen tew tawk tew tehm tehy wer adamint bowt nawt uzin lolspeek awn “tehyre” site, sew wat wuz teh purrpose uv attakin us fer uzin it awn “hour” site? maibe ai am tew nayeeve but taht maiks meh sad.
I redded dere blog, tew. And it gavinged mii a giant sad dat dey attackinged us fur no reezun at awl. I finkso sum uv dem b berry em~bare~a$$ed at wut dey had dun. Az well dey shud b. I b glad dey polologized and gavinged us non-poysun cookeez. but I will stay kleer uv deh FaylBlog.
Oh, mai cween… ai hadda angree tu – waz furius when ai gotted awnline aftur class an saw sumwun hit tessm.
But tehm did polojyze, an tess furgibed tehm, peas be better tehn wars, iz awl.
Ai haz an enormus honored, but ai nawt deserb prize. Ai wudda had pointee ends owt in a kitteh’s hartbeet if tehy had sed nastee fings tu me oar sed ennyfing else meen tu mai famblee.
heer be teh oringimal sawng by Coven. tee sownd kwalitee iz nawt bery gud tho.
Oh mah cween, yoo has capshurd mah felines exactly. I wuz singin this song yesterday evening at home, after “teh invasion” and teh cheez-peeps’ (mostly) peaceful response. I shayrs yor prowd. Altho I wuz mostly just a bystander, I was so encouraged by peepul’s response!
We say so often (or maybe just I do) – Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me. But putting that into action sometimes means denying yor furst (sometimes angry) response, and speaking peacefully when your hart (which wuntz to guard yor frenz, and stand up for yor community) is saying uther wurds, mebbe wurds that ar nawt so frendly.
I admyres teh wurds of owr frenz hoo shayred teh olive branch, and hoo chose nawt to fan teh flames. Cheez-peeps, I am proud to be among you. I am proud to be one of you.
I choose peace.
I has a prowd.
And BTW – I put mah floofy orinj pawz arownd tessm so kwikly that I finks teh dikshunary merely bounced orf us. Altho ther wuz a thret, I do nawt think tessm wuz harmd.
But of korse I shud let tessm speek for herself!
At teh verreh leest, her felines wuz prolly hurt!
Yes, u wuz kwik tu defending deh tessm. I finkso, u shud haz a Medlol uv Valor, tu.
*putz medlol arownd gremlinz nek*
psst…. don’t let LCB take it owt to lukking at in deh lite.
*admyrez teh Medlol uv Valor*
{{{{{gremlin}}}}} Yoo ar teh FURST ov us to receev this! An no wun cud deserb it moar. An oh mai, hao prittee it luks, hanging frum yur oranj floofee nek awn teh byootiful blak velvet ribbon!
*hans gremlin a mirror*
Whut! For meh! *luks imbarrist, then prowd* Why, it duz match mah furz! I shall cherish it forever. *holds it up to teh lite to admyre it*
Ai remembrr, gremlin, wehn yoo put yur strowng floofy orinj pawz around paul an lifted him frum hiz wheelchayr, so he cud dans wif us. Still brings teerz to mai aiez!
Ai’m shur yoo purrtekted ar tessm!!
Yesh, I members that. It wuz wun of teh best dantzes of mah lyfe. I was glad to be part of it, and happeh that mah pawz wer strong enuff to do whut wuz needed for teh dantz. But as we noes, on teh Internetz, awl kynds of majikal things kin happin. I memberz in mah armz he seemd lite as a fethur.
Cheezburgrz 4 teh m33k kittehs, theys can has teh urfs. Matt 5 Lolcat Bible
Cheezburgrz 4 teh kittehs dat sez shhhhh!, Ceiling Cat is liek “u mai kittehs.” Matt 5:8 Lolcat Bible
OH cweenmj!! Yoo ar teh wunderful!!!
Wehn ai came – it wuz awl ober but teh shauting! But ai wuz SOOOOOOOO mad!!!! Ai went an roted a long replai to . . .teh wun hoo wuz SOOO smug – an hoo reelee shud noe bedder, becuz she iz a langwidge speshulist!
An ai dont know wai, but ai just eraysed it – an caem bak heer!
Tehy may be funneh an clever peepl – but – they hav no hart, ai think.
Failblog be builded on a core of pointing at stoopy fings peeps duz oar mistaeks tehy haz maked an laffing at tehm. ICHC be builded on being silly wif pics uv kittehs an aminlols. Iz berry diffrint seeds, nawt so suprising tehy growd intu diffrint trees, akshullee.
I am just glad it b over. Dey say dey ment no harmz, and dey wuz just habbing fun. But it wazn’t fun frum ower end. Wii tease ee chudderz, and hedbatz and de-breefz, but itz not deh same fing at awl. And dey shud noez better. *grrr*
*raps teh cween inna floofeh cheezmap blankkit tu surrownd wif luvs*
Iz otay, iz awl ober. Nawt wurf wasting enerjees awn being growlee enny moar…
*taiks cweenmj, p-k, JCH4K, AfriCat, Kaykitteh, gremlin an ebreewun elze in reech, startz conga lyne uv peece an luv*
conga
conga
conga!
conga
conga
conga!!
Wai hay!!
aww, mai conga lyne wuz awl serpintine, WP tuuk owt mai zigzaggy spaicin. meen ol WP!
*twisteeturnees teh congaline lyk a snake*
*dukks owt tu taek care uv Cory’s stuffs*
Back layter! Lubs yu guis!
STILL a fun dans!!!
. . conga
conga
. . . . .conga
. . .conga
conga
LOL!!! Just hao ziggeezagge wuz yur spaicin??
*putz handz on Janetz hipz and joynz deh Konga Lion
kong gah, kong gah, KONG GAH!!
~~~ kong gah, kong gah, KONG GAH!!
ai shud haz put teh dots ai gess…..(ooh! dots!) ai jus zig zaggied daown teh messige spaice den WP lyned awl mai congas up nyce an neet.
Cweenmj! Ebrewun! this iz a big moment! In Cheezland.
We hav had ar furst battlol!!! An – we WUN!!!!!!!!!!

Ai spose we shud maybee keep it kwiet an NAWT hav a viktoree parade!
Still. . . soon a big caek in the brake room??? Wif *whispurrs* victoree candles?
Thanx fur posting the awsum sawng, cween! Dat wun has alwayz bin wun ob mai fabrits, adn u adaptifyd it beyootifullee!
BTW, ai gabe dem a slap oar tu yesterday tu, but has spended teh nyt looking ober deyr postings. Ai wuz impressd enuf wiff deyr attitood dat ai has been posting der as well, adn ai has bin welkumd adn treeted wiff respekt. Deyr a bit diffrint frum us, ai admit, but good peeps oberall wuns u gets tu knowing dem. Adn dey gets lotsa trolls tu, adn whut set dem awf was sum trollish-lospeekers hoo inbaded dem a whyl bakk. Aifinks we has bilded sum brijes nao, adn awl is gud!
*nod nod* They really seem to be a nice bunch for the most part. A number of them seemed to feel genuinely badly about coming over here & being mean — and there were a few who were actively chiding their own for not behaving properly.
They were impressed by the fact that we reacted maturely rather than acting like trolls, ourselves — and also pleased that they were received well in ICHC when they apologized.
Last night, one of them was talking about how their community has evolved over time. Apparently, there was a lot more general meanness over there — people jumping on others within the group & saying not-nice things. They’ve more or less pressured out the truly mean people and are happier as a result. They definitely enjoy giving each other a hard time, but it seems to be all in good fun.
Much as we invite eachother to have cake in the break room whenever trolls show up, their response is to hug (*squeeze*) trolls into submission, which I find quite amusing. The trolls over there get very very nasty & use non-family-friendly language. Maybe we should be happy that our trolls just whine about lolspeak & then go away.
Really — I don’t think either “side” won. I think all of us won (and some of them have said the same thing). I think (or at least hope) we all can either make new friends — or at least embrace a “live and let live” philosophy.
I agrees with nightshayde, I’ve seen trolls do worse than what the FBs did.. it was all a misunderstanding, and they apologized….
I was ackshully thinking maybe I’d take em up on the cuddle puddle offer Friday. We wuz invited after alls.. it might be fun to visit onse in a while to pay tehm an offishal, “O Hi” visit!
And sumtiems ifinkso I need to hone up on mai Englisch skills.
Ohai Leeza! Guess wot! Ai took teh “Wot kind ob kitteh r yoo” test adn ai’m a BASEMINT KITTEH!!!
Bwahahaaaaa!
i hoep tehy knowz now we iz not trolz. we capshures trolz an gibs tehm to burfday fairy, hoo
chains them to the workbenchesgibs tehm yooseful employment at teh burfday goodie facktree. an wut, after all, culd be wurser for a trol – wurking day an nite to making fings to maek peeples happy?blast, trying again: (being moderatifyd)
)
becawz iz niser:
something has crashed on my computer
(not being a (dis iz a repeet trol; dis iz wun ob the kyootest pikshures evar an iz fun to see it wif teh diffrent capshuns!
blarg!!!!!!!
shuld be, becawz TWISER is niser
shuldnt try to type wif a brooing sinus infekshun
i haz a owchie an a pleh an a blarg. mebbee shuld just go bakk to bed
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*sends gud thots an chikkin soop an luvs*
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*sniff* fank yoo *sniff*
Get well sune, LM!
I find ty ping wif deh finnerz werkz much bedder dant ty ping wif a brooing sinus infekshun.
*wipes greeny yukk off teh keebord*
ifinkso yor riet, my cween
ew ew ew!!
wun more teim to getting it riet:
)
becawz twiser iz niser:
something has crashed on my computer
(not being a “dis iz a repeet” trol; dis iz wun ob teh kyootest pikshures evar, an iz fun to seeing it wif teh diffrent capshuns
WP hatez mii
but teh rest ob us lubs yoo
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{{Africat and lunarmommy}}
WP hates ebreewun.
But, lyk LM sez, we luvs yu!! {{{{{{AC}}}}}}
o noze {{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
*hissy tayle an pointee endz tew WP*
Fankees fur awl teh hugz an lubs! *paws krossed dis kommunt weel survive*
Ohai Africat!
Wp haz bin nomming mai comments 4 a week butt (snerk) teh Cheez helpers helped mii get un-borked. Gud luk bcuz it is bery frustrating!
{{Africat}}
{[ Lunarmommy, Kaykitteh, P-K an BF473}} 2!
my cheezy frenz, i wuz going to saying dis yestirday, but teh Inbaysion ob teh FaylBloggers gotted in teh way:
wut a wunderful ebent taht wuz on Mundane, teh Piggeh in Conbersayshun show an teh party for Guiness Piggeh!! it wuz so much fun, teh singing, teh laffing, teh sillyebrities. fun to partycipate in an fun to reeding ober agin. ifinkso, after teh big sadness last week, it felted bery gud to laff an rebember why welubs dis playse an eech ovver so much. teh sad makes teh happeez eben sweeter, an in teh happeez we kan cherishing teh memreez ob owr frend hoo haz goinged on ahed.
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Such a fuzzy liddle cyootie!Ai can’t beleeb no-wun has… uh-oh…
SPLORRRTTT
… and dat there haz nawt bin a warning.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*KA-SPLORT*
Goshdarnit. Dat wuz a gnu CHRG. Dey duzzint mayking dem liek dey yoosta, aifinkso.
*thud*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies, Annipuss! Ai haz a worried dat nobuddee wud see dis down heer wen teh gnu lol wuz postified.
*snugglols into blankee*
*nibblols choklit possum*
*sips hawt choklit*
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*
Dun worry, 4.5kittehs, I halp
Dingdingding dribing teh CCC
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv lemonlime solushun*
*pakk dem caerbullee bakk into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*fassen wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*snaps awn nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn floofy cheezfrenz map blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh kittehs wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Ok.
Oh fank yoo, supertuscan! Ai wuz a goner dere! Ai duz hab a week week weekness for teh meezers!
*snugglols in blankie n nibblols chonklitt rackoon*
Dis will be teh eaziest passwurd to hax EVAR~!!!
*rubrubrub*
Plz to set noo passwerd:
“Snorgle”
Kitteh hares in lappytop: DO NAWT WANT.
Snorgles: DO WANT NAO.
meh needz a belly rub 2