
Wow. Romeo’s putting a lot of effort into this!
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Wow. Romeo’s putting a lot of effort into this!
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Spider cat
2 be startlinglee orijinul…
Tu be nawt-sekkund oar tu be in a ty, dat is teh kweschun.
Conga-rats awn teh solo tawp spawt!
Thx, AP!
Hey, yore elebentyith nawt sekkond! Foar reeching dis illustrius hie skore, you win…..
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Elebenty Cheezburgers!
A box ob Yorkshire Tea!
A box wib Basement Cat innit!
A free voucher foar teh store ob yore choice!
A season tikkit to teh NB!
Teh Compleat Collekshun Ob “Conversations Wib GP”!
Along wib…
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Appuls
Bananas
Cider
Donuts
E…
Egg straw maypole syrup
Fun at teh neggst Lunndun Cheezmeet
Grapes, red, whyte an bloo
H. . .
Horse applolz
Impulse injinz
Jaka lopez
L…..
Linnen Tee Towelz wif scenes ov Greebwichwich awn them
Marmalades fur yur cumpits (shugar free)
Nom, noms an moar noms – awl yummee
O. . .
O gib mii a home, wair deh buffaloz roam,,,
Pak up ur trubblolz in ur old kit bag and smilol, smilol, smilol.
Q…..
But AI ar nawt startled to find yoo in a solo Tawp SPOT!!!
Hoooray fur teh fastest fingurs in awl ov LundunTown!!!!!
spider cat spider cat – doin whatever a spider cat does …
Romeo can has juliet?
When should I tells him I’m a guy?
O wait. We’re both gurls. Nevermind.
Jules. Juliet. Whatever. Az long as der iz cheezburgers!
Ai wuz akshullee cast in a produkshun ob “Romeo adn Julian” a whylz bakk. Wuz a beri inneresting adaptayshun, adn wurkd purrfekly wiffowt eben changin anee ob teh wurds (exksept fur a “he” tu “she” nao adn den). Dat shoz juss hao tymless teh Bard wuz, adn hao unibersal lub iz.
“A plate on both ur houses!” (filled wif cheezburgers, natch.)
They hav mayd cheezburgers owt of me!
*exeunts*
berry clebber, de Romeow cat is trine to get to where the Orinj Juliette stans.
Dat mite be a problum, az iz befoar teh watershed.
mebbe iz awl arown teh wawtch towwur?
Oar behind teh bike shed?
an hes kyute, too!
an athletic. Dis wun mite be a keeper, Juliet!
Izzit teh stunt groom?!
Anti-Grabbity, yore doing it rite!
Yoo shudda scene LCB in HUR Anti-Grabbity bootz!!
Wur dey aksually hur bootz? Adn giben teh wink, where did she ware dem?
Ai hoep itz awlreddi in cweenmj’s legendz an lore! If nawt, ai’ll trai to find it – but it mite take sum taim.
I think it’s there alreddy.
O, and BTW, didja see I finded teh Mr. Kitteh Goes to Washington series? All elebenty parts?
Ar they there too??? Ai LUVED Mr. Kitteh Goes to Washington. Ai think we shud bring them heer frum taim to taim – just so ebreewun can see. Nawt taht they can’t THERE – just sort ov laik a revival!
Ai wish she wudda dun moar. She wuz afrayd it wuz too pololitclol an sum wun mite bee off ended!
Ai sed, fur shur nawt . . . but. . .*sniff*
ar loss.
Yes! I dug deep into teh archives&sourcream and finded 7 eppisodes. Is on teh ICHC Lore & Legendz page under General Sillynesses. Is third from teh bottom of that section.
WOW!!! Ai thot AI had tehm awl – an a hav awnlee 4!!
So ebreewun knows – these were bai teh wun an awnlee GRRRRATE DivaGeek! Hoo ai reelee reelee wish wud com bak, too!
what lol thru yonder windo brakes?
Tis a feast, adn Juliet haz da noms.
rise, cat ornj, and maul the envious gog,
Who continually licks and drools: good grief!
BWAVO! BWAVO, Mary!
MOAR!
Yor onna role, MaryO! Moar!
[juliet]
roameow, roameow, why duz you have to be naemed Romeow?!
[Roameow is silent in tipical mael fashun adn ignoars quest shun whilst scaling teh wall]
[Juliet continues her line 0 quest shunning]
How camest thou hither, tell me, and wot teh heck foar?
The orchard walls are high and hard to climb,
And the place= death, considering who you am,
If any of da goggiees find thee here.
[ROAMEOw, slightly outta bref from climbing]
With honger’s light paws did I o’er-perch these walls;
For stony limits cannot block nom’s schmell,
And what noms can do, that dares love attempt;
Therefore the goggiees are no stop to me.
*sigh ov pyoor happiness*
Fluffy paws clapping!!!
Deh Low Budgee Thee Ater rizez tu gnu hitez!!!
Cheez-speare, we has it!
*gigglol*
Honger’s lite paws, FTW!!!
golly, fangs
[roameow, mutt err ring to hissef]
Chatterlings much, duz m’ lady, talks alot duz my love!
O, that she knew she were! O, it is
She speaks yet she says nothing; what of that?
Yoo know we havn’t uzed it much – but teh JCH4K Theatre that gibbocat bilt iz just laik teh Cheez-Speer Globe theatre! Ai think. . .maybee – we cud soo sumthing spekatular!
We need cSmall bak fur teh costyooms! An stagehandan to – be a stageand! Cud bee teh Staj manajer! An we KNOW we haz lots ov gud aktors.
*has a ponder*
An a fyoo bad akters, tew?
I can act badly *nod, nod, nod…*
Butt(!) sawft! Wut lite thru yawn der win doe brakes wind? *snerk!*
It bii Jooliet an she bii fannin hur butt awnna lawn!
*snerk*
clappitee clappitee clappitee!!
huzzah!
*sniff*
Tis a tear formeth in myne eye for such a rareth performance hasth noth been seen since the Shakespearean greats … MaryOspockn I feel I musth addeth thy name to the list of others who have done so, and believeth me – the list be short. Sean Connery, Jean Luc Picard, Michelle Pfeiffer, Peter O’Toole, Data, Hugh Jackman, and off the top of my head, Ian McKellen.
Please, again, wearth the donth the theatre face paint, the flowing costumes of a gala or the torn rags of a minion.
I rateth this performance @@@@@ cheeseburgers, although ith deserveth much more.
*proper & polite clapping*
“… encore … encore …”
-Seanya
It’s about time u got Ian McKellen off ur hed. He was getting dizzy.
?? Ai thot it wuz part ov hiz hare do! But – waht LUVELEE werds fur teh OH!SO!talented Mary0!!
Yea, it was hard on the neck and further pain on my back … but I was running out of places to carry people … and I think having M. Pheiffer up there might have gotten me into trouble with PK … I think she would have wanted (forcefully insisted) to help carry the fair lady … *grin
*curtsies gracefully*
thank you kind sirs and ladies for your words 0 encouragement.
i almost didn’t post the thing thinking twas too siwy!
Aneefing fur u, mai sweets!
Romeow, Romeow!
What the heck are you doing?
Rapunzel,Rapunzel..
Let down a rope ladder alredde..
Jeesh !!
GMTA… kinda sorta……. ooooo dots….
shinee tew….
ooooh!
…
moar dots!
Well tha’ts grate, Romeow, but too bad yu nawt seed teh stairs obber dare tew teh left!
Stairs? Stairs?
I doan need noe stinkin stairs!
{{{{{Romeow}}}}} Ai wiz hoeping yoo wud come heer fur yur own LOL!! Upfi had wun fur hur just this morning!
Oww!Owww!Oww!
Rock wall…very rough!
Oww!!
Wrap pun zel!!!!
Wrap pun zel!!!!
Frow down ur Rabbitz!!
Ai ar blind!!!! Ai sed ai needed otter aiez! Ai NEBBER thot ov that befoar!!!
LOL!! ROFL!!!!
Don’t let NS noez u haz otter aiez!! U noez how she b.
Plz to telling me teh otter aiez wuz donayted by teh famblee uv an otter dat crost teh bridj uv natchural cauziz. Ai wud be ok wif teh organ donayshun az lawng az it wuz an honest effort (an dat no otterz wuz harmed in teh gettin uv ur aiez).
*runs off to snorgul Roscoe*
U iz werf it, gurlfrend!
heerz teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Martoonie, Breezyb**ch (sorry for teh edit, not wants my burfday party to get moderatifyed by WP), an WetKittehMouse!! my Sekrit Idenity iz not feeling so gud today, which may affekt teh kwality ob my wurk *glares at Sekrit Idenity, puts anovver serving ob Cup Ramen in teh nook-o-wave to heet up* but i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh berrez an wippy kreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, plushie bebbeh zombie dollz, kandee, an Graet Seens Frum Shakespeer, Kitteh Edishun coluring buks wif elebenty-six byootiful colurd crays wif bilt-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to maek all yor wishes come troo!
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Ooooh…(dots!) I’m tryin’ to stay inside the lines, butt(!!) my coloring ain’t as good as it used to be!
tahts ok, pootytat, creatibity iz more importint tahn stayin in teh lines!
Rememmer, whirled iz rownd. Derefoar, iffen yu go far enuff tu yore left, yu get to teh lyne on teh rite. Dis meens yu can nebber colour outside teh lynes.
Yesh jd!
Thanks fur bringing us teh burfday liszt, deer burfday!
An ai ar so sorree yoo ar sik! Hope yoo ar feline bedded soon!
{{{{{burfdayfairy}}}}}
*heers a nice noo box ov tishuoos fur yoo*
ooh, fank yoo, janet
*snorks into a tishoo*
just so’s yoo kno, i wuz careful not to BOOM my Cup Ramen in teh nook-o-wave.
*snerk*
BOOM
*collapsis into a fit uv lafftur*
hee-gmta
because as we all know, soup is good BOOM!
*falls off chair laffing at old joek*
dang, still cwaks me yup.
Oh!! Me too!!! Just thinking ov it. . . . Oh an mary – we were THERE!!! Seeing it az it happened!! Ai dont know WHEN ai’ve laffed so much!
*snorglols Mary wif a seepy*
for teh noo folks hoo duznt rebember:
soop iz gud booms
wish i culd finding hashim’s punchline for taht, on anovver LOL:
“microwave sed, Yor soop, it had a flavr.”
or culd say,
“microwave sed, I made yoo a soop but i eeted it”
Oh, Romeo! Teh Fiery Tybalt wuz alreddy here – and he eeted awl teh cheezburgers!
fech teh pichfoarks! fech teh torchus! gavver up teh angree mob!
What’s cookin’ Good Lookin’?
Ohai Ms B!
Hiya! I just wanted to swing by and drop off some yummy ice cream sundaes!
*passes out ice cream and all the toppings*
Enjoy!
*looks askance at da taupings*
*seem to pass in speck shun*
sweets for the sweet, and nuts for the nuts?
classic hank
Thank you, Ms B!
Please take this tray of cheese and crackers back to the failblog peeps.
*hands noms to Ms B*
Thanks Ms B!! Ai’ll hav sum vanilla wif caramel saus – an sum nuts. . . an the cheeree herry aen the top!
Ohai, Ms. B! Nice to see yoo here!
romeow oh romeow… why are thou romeow… or wud et bees where are thou? n-y-1 seen owr romeow?
ahhh… ai fownd romeow upstairs… oar… upposts…
ai taeks mai kweshun bakk
Jus wanted to tell you’re lol gived me a happy, thank you.
*bownsis intu the ruum, showring ebreewun wif lil Cory stickers — sum fuzzy, sum googlee-eyed, sum glo-inna-dark, sum wif shiny bits*
Ohai! We iz home!!!!
Ebreewun ooohed an awwwwwed ober Cory, an sed, “Ohmai, taht cannawt be teh same kittin!” an “OhmaiCC, him so splortatiouslee cyoot!!!” (ai is translating, uv corse).
Him nawt much lyked teh vaksinayshun, an nawt liked teh dewurmer pill atawl, an him reellee REELLEE hated teh mike-ro-chip. But him fawled asleep in mai arms whyle we was duing adopshun stuffs, an ebreewun sed, “Ohmai, him so sweet, awl sleeping in yur arms, no wunner yu keeping him, yu hims mommacat!!!!”
Seanya tukked sum pics an bideo, but we cud nawt du in some playsis coz uv confidenshialitees. But we will sho yu what we can!!!
Nao we hoam… nawt-sekkund fing Cory did was run tu litterboks, an nao him awn balkonee washing himself.
Woo-hoo, P-K!!!1!
Lol @ “Ai is translating, uv corse”!
sew nao hims naem iz fishullee Cory? Or Cory-Bear? lol
Him offishully Cory — Cory-Bear be him sekret ICHC name.
*stage whispers*
HEAR THAT, EVERYWUN? DONOT BE GIVENING AWAY CORY’S SEKRIT ICHC NAME. KTHXSHHH
*has a proud that she halped name Cory*
Did yoo see?? Today iz SJ/Martoonie’s burfday – an we dint Do enething! Ai know its layte – but . . .*rings hans* waht to DO? What to do!! An Wai dint ai know!
Ai don’t think she ebber got at profyle – did she? Ai think ai feel reel bad about this!!
O, I think there mite be a birfday party sometime soon for a certain someone else so we can tack SJ/Martoonie onto that. Wif nice, shiny tacks! Not tacky at all.
BTW, do u have any of her Institoot of teh Bleeding Obvious stuff bookmarked? I’ve been trying to find some for the Lore and Legendz page, was brilliant stuff!
*sidles up to LCB*
Ai kin shares teh prowd, plz? Aifinkso my LOL abowt Cory being a bear contreeb… cowntri… halped wif teh sekrit name.
YAY!!!!!! now deh kewt liddlol Cory-Bear b wif u awlwayz!!!!!
Linez up deh Conga Ratz in full kostoom and startz deh dans dans dans!!!!!!
Awww!!! We ar nao awl smyols fur yoo an Cory-Bear! May yoo live long an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
I r glad ppl like this one. Danke.
Ohai Wittypirate!!
Yes – we LUVED this wun! And as yoo see, we based a LOT moare comments awn it tahn we offen do!
Mennee congrachulalayshuns fur this wun! it’s grate!!! Iz it yur furst front page won? Ar yoo from Germany? Or Austria? Maybe die Schweiz?
Come bak an visit us som moar, OK?
u noo, theer iz this site on da web in which you can seez thiz in a movee?
owns
is anyone seeing luke i am your father here?
That one on the top must be Juliet then…