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LOL funneh!
Oh Hai Zipperkitteh!! i see u haz deh nawt sekkund commint!! congarats tu u!! I duz a liddlol dans uv joiyz fur u!
Dans, dans, spin in a cup,
dans, dans, twurly twurl!!!
Adn u b tyed wif deh grate annipuss!! haz u ben tu deh tybooteek tu gitting a prezzee??? Dey haz wundermouz kitteh tyz and skarvez and windchimez and snowglobez and uzzer fun thingz.
Schmooooooz!!
It duzn’t go rownd an rownd
GMTA, Anni!
An NS az well!
Eezy tu fix. Jus’ howld on…
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*cup spintwirlsliiiiiide*
*cup sliiiiidespinspintwirlloooopdelooop*
Dass maekin me dizzee!
An I sed Diznee Wurld, nawt dizee whurlld!!
Sowree, LOLDemon, did nawt see yur post befoar ai made mine below.
Nuffin rong wif grayt maindz finkin aliekz.
But… but… DizzyWhirled comes wib Free Ice Creem, Free Chokklit Martoonies, Free Catnip Mice adn Free Cheezburgers!
Az much az yu can keep down!
B-foar oar aftur ried? Kuz if yoo haz it b-foar anf frowz dem awl up awn teh ried, iz nawt sew grayt, akshulee.
Adn der iz nawt a Giyant maus tu nom.
Tru. Butt (!) yu doan getz dizzee an pyook, aithur.
It duzznt eben twurl
*twirls cup in tyme tu sum musiks*
*getz dizzee*
*fawlz doan*
*half-fills cup wib catnip*
*rebibes AngelPlume wib sum maccaroonies adn a chokklit martoonie*
Huh? Whahappint? Wayrizzai?
Oooh, lookee! *nom-nom-sluuurrrp!*
Fanks, jd! Tho ai’m still feelin a littlol … umm … *barf!*
sowwy
:fear:
It duzzint spinnify!
I’ll spinnify adn moob teh cup in thyme to dis mewzic. Jus’ howld on.
Teecup ried duzent moove!
*pantpant*
‘Ang on… I’b been gibing everywun rides.
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*puts on some nuvver moozic*
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*Cuppy spinnnnswirlrideslide*
*Cuppy spinnnnswirlrideslide*
*Cuppy sliiiiiideturnturntwirl*
Fankie jd! Still nawt dizzenywuld, but lawtz moar fun tahn befoar!!
Ai duz nawt gno abowt dizznywurld, but DIZZYwurld, ai haz nao!!!!
Amusement park FAIL
LOL @@@@@
Hoorah for Zipperkitteh and Anni! Here in Michigan, itz cocktail hour so… (ooh, dots)
*hauls in ginormous tray loaded with bowls of salted almonds, picholine olives, and fresh mozzarella, gorgonzola picante, and thinly-sliced breads. Also has scotch, soda, white and red wines, and a huge pitcher of caiparihna (sp?).
Cheerz! Nom, nom, sip sip.
Heer in Lundun it’s neerlee bedtiem!
Bifoar TTIers go away for teh nite, check teh linkies I’b been powsting. Yu mite eben be owld enuff to remember sum ob dem.
Aifink dey aer moar mai sunns eera dan myne!
Wat did I tell yu abowt being onist wib yore age?
Ai trie awlwaiz 2 be onnist. Iffn u haz a bad memree, iz danjeruss to tell fibs!
Den admit it. Yore 35, adn a danjur tu drivers wen dey see yu walking down teh street.
U can dubbul dat an teh danjur is 2 me `coz Ai aer 2 slo!
But yu kant trust a wummun hoo telz hur aje. she’d blab ennyfing.
Then haf a nitecap!
Thx Q – hawt chokklit iz mai yooshuel tippul dis tiem uv dai!
*hands Q a cup ob hawt chokklit tu gib tu annipuss, but “forgets” tu menshun teh caffeine tablet oar teh catnip oil dat was added*
*Fawlz asleap b4 drinkin mai nitecap*
And let’s not forget to comment upon the incredible amount of mind-melding going on on tihs fred!
so manee grate minds finking aliek, finkso we kan acheebs Yoonibersal Enlitinmint?
Maibe Ludwig can help.
Best wii kuld dew wif da konomiis lyk dis kitteh!
Gorgimus kitteh ais!
oh mai, heer iz teh burfday fairy coming in very late today!! to say HAPPEE BURFFDAY to Catz_rule_dogz_drool an evreewun else hoo habbings a burfday to day!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, an lushus cheezcaeks too!! also sparkly party punch, iskreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an godoie bags!! filld wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, remote control bebbeh zombie dollz, kandee, an sumfing very speshul i forgettid to hand owt yestirday inn all teh eggsitemint (credit to parrothead, hoo finded theez furst):
Make yor luv for teh pinny gig known!! bokser verzhun or fong verzhun, yor choyse!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Oh YAY!! Takes pair uf I luv pinny gig boxers. Nowun wuld want tu sii min da da fongs!
FONGS?
Um, BF, u is not letting teh trolls do any designing, is u??
An whut iz rong wif a Troll inna fong?
Trollz in fongz iz niec. Go get rhsb’s pole An ai will putz awn teh moozik in teh NB adn show U!
*pees inna flanik*
*stops to send back a rainbow birdee taht sings,*
Happeh birfday, CRDD!!!!
*continues eskaping*
Whai U run awai? Where U fink Mick lurned tu dans adn strutz?
Happy birfday tu awl wib a birfday!
*spin*
*spin*
*spin*
*puke*
lolz!
*squeeze*
That looks like fun! Can I try?
*spin-spin-spin-CRASH*
Fail
When my daughter was little, she heard me refer to a ride as “spin ‘n puke”(I can’t do those things – motion sickness). For years afterward, she thought that’s what the ride was actually called. People would turn to look at the little girl shouting, “I want to go on the spin ‘n puke!
LOL — and I’m sure everyone knew what she meant!
*smiles quietly*
that’s awesome…
Someone used to refer to the Sit & Spin toy as the Twirl & Hurl!”LOL!:-)
ai’d hab uh cuppa taht!
Dis ryde not eben muv. T_T
Mah reefund, Eye wantz it!
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Dis definitly nawt ee-tikit ryde!
jd sets up a hoooge ryde. Dis ryde starts wib a cup-n-saucer, which yu sit in. This spins and slides around a ginormous stage, filled wib giant catnip mice adn nommables hanging from teh ceiling. But that’s ownly teh start! Wunce yu hab slid adn spun rownd teh stage, teh cup is put intu a jiant cattypult adn thrown thru teh air! (Teh safety belt keeps yu in teh cup.)
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Teh cup flys fru a hooge cloud ob bubbles being blown from teh grownd, adn iz cawt in a hooooge net. Teh cup slydes down teh net adn trundles thru a mountain ob merangue and a mountain ob marshmallow fluff, finally coming to a stawp in frunt ob teh nawty barn.
Ooooh now DAT an eee-tikit ride, afinkso fer shoore! *hed spinny* Wheee!
Izzymom, where U frumdat U memberz da ee tikket ridz?
Mee an mah Izzygirl (2yr old tabbee) frum Kaleefornyah! =)
Mah mommeh n daddeh had sum frum when dey went on der hunnymoon to Dizneeland in 1968. Dey kept sum for sooveneerz n pawsteritee.
‘Deh happeest playce awn urth’ miteuv still had tikits wen Eye wuz a wee nippah but Eye doan ‘member. Furst tyme Eye went wuz wen Eye wuz tree yrs awld (1976), fur mah birfday =)
i rebemberz teh ee-tikkits (an teh ovver tikkits) frum Dizzyland wen i wuz liddle gurl.
gawsh, i’m old
Aargh! Earwurm:
♫It’s a small world after all♫
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Ohai ebberyone!
{{{Cheezpeeps}}} *failblog peeps*
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Ai his missed so much! GP’s burfday partee wif musiclol numbers, teh bisit by failbloggers, PK’s gnus abowt Cory-Bear…oooh, dots…
Gud to be back!
Gud 2 haz u bakk! {{{{{{Ichf}}}}}}}
Yay, we can has Icanhasfockses back!!! {{{{{ichf}}}}}
Aww, fanks guis!
Mai kit has made din-din, so gotta run.
TTFN *blows schmoos to awl*
YAY!! Ichf is bak!! Wiii ben missin yu!! {{Ichf}}
So iz dis a teeny tiny kitteh or a grayte big mug?
Grayte big mug: DO WANT!
Ai fink iz grayte big mug. Kitteh lukks liek is adult cat tu mee.
Dats wut aifink azwell. Mebbe ai duzzint need a mug kwite dat big. Ai duz liek beeeeg cups & mugs tho.
Cud be small adult… but eben small adult gunna be 6 oar 8 pownds, unless iz seryus weerd genetic fluke goin awn. Ai used tu haz a soop-cup wif a plate, lyk this, taht mebbe Cory cud fit in nao, at 2 an a haf pounds, but wud be tite skweeze. So… aifinkso iz berry big mug!!!
mai peeka kitteh iz tu big fer dat, his wud mebbe fitz in salad bowl!
Ohai, ScooterP, has we met? If so, ai sowree… if nawt, welcome tu cheezland, an is a pleazure tu meet yu! *offers a paw*
Hai prysma, not haff met, Iz lurks mostly uv de tyem. Nicetameetcha tho! *shakes paw politely*
Iz giant tea-cup plant pot. I gitted wun fur mine momkat fur momkat dai an put purty plants init. WallE 20 munnies. Dey are da funni an cyoot!
I haz seeinged sum cupz like dat at Wal e whirrld… dey b in deh garden sekkshun…dey iz reelee flower pots. but i thinking deh cup and saw sir b perma nentlee attach ed tu ee chudder.
Caushonery Tail : Don’t eet hawt dawgs befor to ryed tee kupz.
Plz to NAWT tell teh hole storee!
*staggers awf wifakweeziness*
Noe kidding!
Mah mommah tellz storee bout a friend in hy skool who rode da tyltawhirrll tu soon affer brekas (booberry pankakez). It nawt end well. 0_0
She sed, baby, what’s wrong wif U
Why don’t U uze yer magina shuns
(Oh-no, oh-no)
Nations go to war
Over trollz like you
It’s just a form of appreciation
Come on over here
Lay your clothes on the chair
Now let the lace fall across your shoulder
(Oh-no, oh-no)
Standing in the half light
You’re almost like him
So take it slow like your ketteh showed you
Dis wuz sposed tu be up bai PK adn BF commintz
stoopee WP.
strut-POUT-strut-POUT
Iz simpul reeleh… yew gibs meh noms, ai gibs yew cawfeh. Nao, wayrs mah noms?
Samson an Petey R finalee playin. Petey sneekd around da cornur, Samson cam runnin inna rum and da da da DA DREEDE BUT WIGGLOL OB DOOM. Onlee, Samson stopded inna dorwae an suprized Petey – den bouncebouncebounce at Petey.
Dere iz noms up teh thred, CC81. ↑ Plz to halping urself.
**ofanikies NS! ai wuld lurv sum noms! sudinlee paniks… yew gno ai ment dat az komint fur teh lol rite? Iz nawt tryin tu be meeny bayr wif teh cheezpeeps, pawmiss!**
Thank CC this day of work is over. I think I’ll grab a glass of wine and try to relax and think positive thoughts. Would anyone else care for a glass of wine?
I will sit wif yu, butt (snerk) I will bring my Mich Ultra wif mii. Fur sum reason wine gib mii BIG headach. I nawt noes iffin wii haz met. *extends floofy paw uf friendship* I haz a big ol’ BC mainly coon.
Hi 3k. I donut thik weve met. Yesterday was my first time here and I met a lot of cheez peeps. Extends a large floffy orinj paw uf friendship.
Hai, mainlycoon! Ai’m an uhkayshunal poaster heer. I lubs yur naem
Thank u it is in honor of my orinj mc.
Ohai, Mainlycoon! I duz nawt think we has met. I yam also an orinj kitteh, naymed in honor of mah beeg orinj (but nawt poysun) boi hoom I luvvd. I yam so glad to meetcha! *extends floofy paw of frendship*
Yu haz da orinj mainly coon? How purty! Iz yur’z xtra lubby lyke mine? (He’s awl black nawt orinj)
my beautiful girl is the best cat I’ve ever had. She has such a great sense of Humor. She’s 18 yrs old and still runs and jumps like a kitten.
Ohai mainlycoon!
Welkomme tu cheezland. Ai haz a beeg ol’ BC MC leik 3km! Himz onlee 5 yeers auld nad berree lubbee. MCs arrrh da bestest. Hissfissian sleepz wif lil dotter ebree nitey leik a kitteh-pile.
*ahem*
Iz a wurld uv lafftur
A wurld uv teers
Iz a wurld uv hoaps
An a wurld uv feers
Der’s so mutch dat wee shayre
Dat iz tyme weer uhwayre
Iz a smal wurld afftur awl.
Iz a smal wurld afftur awl.
Iz a smal wurld afftur awl.
Iz a smal wurld afftur awl.
Iz a smal, smal, wurld…..
**clappity clappity** Lovely singingz!!!1!
:blush: Awwww, fank yoo!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past few weekz adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice! (Not like deh hoodlumz frum Fail blog hoo kame ober eerlier tuday adn wuz nawt-so-nice..)
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Hi cween – fank yooo for the lyebayshuns! *clinky*
u comes tu orlando an i’ll sneekz u in to magik kingdum disguised as a babee an we goe on teecups togevr. wee can goes in fur free too cuz my hubby workz ther.
Iz bettr dan DiznyWerld, still.
Tip: Nevah nevah go 2 DiznyWerld on 4th of Joo-lie. So crawded. Eye wuz onlee 10 but Eye awlmost had a crayzee. “GET MEE OUTTA HEERE!!”
lol, thaz pot is from Wally-World!!!
I dont get it…
What the hell is this coupon mountain bs? Stop spamming my rss.
LOL,my mom was going to but that cup from Walmart and drink a whole lot of coffee