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puss in boots.
that was a nupdate from the Intuitive Grasp of the Obvious Department
aka “I, GOD”.
Sorree tew butt in! (heh, heh) But dis is a splort elebendy warning!!! please to be wearin yer charg wif extry strong duckt taype and joo janta peril sensitive glasses. Dis is a berry danjerus bebbeh!
yeade puzzy chat
aaawwww – haow KYOOT!!!
uhoh…………….
ohnoooooooooooes, wot to dew??? splortification seams imminint!!!
*wrings tendrils*
*ffwipfwipfwip*
profillaktic wrapping 0 craneeyum wif ten drills… hope it holds
oh, fankies SP! dat wuz klose! liddlol bitteh orinj kitteh luuks liek Eva teh Deeva! cept uf korse dat Eva be bigger dan dis noaw.
*sigh* i love happytayle endings such as the Saga 0 Eva! concat ululations on a successful adoption.
fankies! her be lawts uf fun! an noaw Cory hazza happytayl ending tew! izn’t it wunnermuss?!
wut beeg ayes u hab! well, inna moovee ennewais..
Wii need donkee!
Ware’s kafleen?
Here i is!
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I hazn’t seeinged u in a hole bunch uv wylez!!!!!
Oh, yah….. and
————–☼
Otay, dis wun’s “gifted”. Next…
Nawty AP!
Iz tyred ov standin in lyne to clubz I nebber get in
Iz lyk teh bottum of teh ninf an I nebber gunna win
Dis lyf nawt turned owt kwite teh way I wannit 2 beeeee…
Ohai Rhsb. Ai can burry ur Pole? teh BF wuz gibbing awai Pinny gig fongs in teh last lol, adn ai wantud tu dans fur teh P-K.
hur nawt liek fongs awn trollz aifinkso.
Um….u wanna yoose MY dansin pole?
Gee, I dunno…..
U can sit inna frunt row. Jus has teh munnies red eye.
I’m still nawt conbinsed.
Now, mebbe ifn wun of teh Cheezmenz wuz gonna danse, dat mite conbinse me. U kno, either WRr, Dan, NC, PootyTat, Lungdoc, oar enny of teh uthur wuns!
Fur wun munnies ai taek sumfing awf. fur 5 munnies ai put sumfin bak awn.
Can I gibs u 6 munnies an u nawt do it butt say u did?
Speeking strickly fr maiself, aifinkso yu best should include me OWT of teh pole-dansdansdansin invitashums. Nawt a pretti sight dat would be, nope nope. Much demand for eye/brain bleach tehre would certingly be. Oyesh. Much.
Now Lungdoc, I SHUR u nawt be as offensib-luukin as u tryin to mayk urself owt to be!
Geez, guies gots teh self-esteam isshoos too? I thot dat wuz a wimmens-onlee fing!
We old guise still got lossa self-esteam, Red, but a lawng tyme ago we learned which of our assets are best to display, adn which ones are better kept wrapt up. Tehre iz enuff sadness inna whirled wifout some peoples tryin to pole-danse, aifinkso!
Yabbut, teh wimmens who lubs u will lubs u unkondishunalee! Flawz an awl!
Beesydez, wii gots teh seryus bodee-imidj ishoos, so ifn u sho dat u lubs us teh way wii iz, den wii will prolly resiprokayte.
Foar egg-zamplol, I iz overwate, gots teh full fayse, uglee toes, small eies an nose, I hasta ware glasses, an has surjiklol skars.
Dat’s onlee teh short liszt.
I need a gui dat will lubs me teh way I iz. I nawt egg-speck him to be purrfeck cuz I nawt.
Soundz liek verri sensibul attitood. Mrs. Lungdoc adn Ai will has a 29th anniversaree later this month, adn part of what keeps us happee wif each other iz to nawt expekt taht we will still be in our twenties nao, aifinkso. (Ob course, another part of keeping Mrs. Lungdoc happee is for me to be at work a lot of teh time, adn not underfoot causin troublez!)
Happitayle Erlee Annibersaree!
29 yeers of marridj be reezun to has a beeg prowd!
My dad iz retyred, butt mahm still werkin. Dad keepz berry bizzee wif stuff, an himz got woodwerkin hobbee too. Mahm prolly gonna has forsed-retyremint at end of yeer (werk iz clozin), butt I nawt see dem fitin mutch ovur stuff.
I wish u an Mrs Lungdoc menny moar happitayle yeers togethur!
ooooh, u is teh smart man!! pls to tell me haow u lerned to nawt bee underfoot?
Tessm– (I don’t kno where this reply will end up ’cause they don’t seem to be nestin rite)–regarding how did Ai learn to not be underfoot: Learned same way kitteh learns, aifinkso! Gettin trod on gentlee once or twice! We find out where teh traffic mostly goes, adn go some other place.
*drops voice an octave*
Tell me whatchu want.
Yay! Sumbodee gotted it!
I want a bran noo howse in teh middlol of Cheezland
An a bafroom I kan play hopskotch in
Wif a king-syze tub big enuf foar awl teh YNG’s an meeeeeeee!
*still low*
Tell me whatchu need.
Tikkets to Nikklolbak!
Dey gonna be in Sin-sin-nastee Ohaio in Awgust.
Ooohhh… ai wud so lubs tu see tehm! Tehy be wunna mai favrite groops, an wun uv teh few taht makes me fink gnu musik nawt awl horriblol.
Yah, dey be teh awusm.
I nawt kin tayle u last tyem I wented to konsert!
*eers bakk, tayl down, slinks owt uf ruum…*
Nawt to wurry, UK.
Iz jes me, singin Nikklolbak…….agin.
{{{{uk}}}}
* runs after u-k and pownces *
schmoo u-k!
* whispurrs * I don’t get it either
*wreesles wif gammacat*
fankies GC, iz kinda nyce tew noe dat ai nawt teh ownlee wun hoo nawt geddit…eberywun heer sew smart!! lawts uf myusik, mobie, buuk, tv refrenses dat ai nawt get…
schmoo GC!
Pffftt. iz menny refrinsis ai nawt get.
Aifinkso sum get sum refrinsis, sum get uvvers, problee nawt menny get AWL uv tehm. Nawt tu wurry, otay? Iz nawt stoopy tu be nawt omnee… umni… gnoing-ebreeing-inna-whirrld.
{{{{{UK}}}}} {{{{{GC}}}}}
I gets embarriss wen dere iz kwotes frum moovies I HAS SEEN butt nawt remember teh kwote!
*wispurrs*
Google iz ur frend.
yesh, and dish wunnerful place be vewy educamashunalz. lurning is teh fun.
oh yesh, ai nawt noes NEERLEE so much if ai nawt haz aksess to google an wikipedia!
{{UK}} Ai hadded noe clu eethur. Whut iza Nikklolbak?
Nikklolbak iz a rok myoozic groop. Wun of my kurrent fabrits, akshulee.
Dey came to KY bak in Feb, butt I nawt cud go see dem. I iz DYIN to seeing dem!
Fanky Red! Tihs site is much edumacashunal!
Tehy duz teh gud musiks, if yu lyk rock!!! *nodnodnodnod*
Oar, ifn u wuz behine me tonite, I wuz blastin dem in teh car, so u mite have herd dem.
Well, I hazza BIG embarrass!
I thot dat song wuz kid rok!! *lowers head an shakes it* I iz showin mine age, which iz movin up soon an nawt haz a happi bout it.
I has a copee of teh noo Kid Rok cd, fankees to wun of my co-wurkers.
Haz u herd it, 3km?
Nope, I hazza mujikal defisit lately.
I hazin a hard tyme commiting tu enni certain CD’s lately, my muzikal ADD iz showin.
Iz gud. Iz cawled “Rock & Roll Jesus”.
Plz nawt tu be habbing embarrass. Onlee CC noes ebberyfing.
Ohey Red! Nikklolbak iz one of teh (many) bands Ai’m a littlol vague about. Which song were you singin? Ai thumbed through teh “Nickleback Lyrics” site awn teh Intertubes but couldn’t figyur owt which title Ai was lookin for–adn its always more fun for me to hunt up these refs when I can. Do you merember teh title? thnx!
Rockstar
“Rockstar”. It’s frum teh “All The Right Reasons” cd.
Akshulee, “Rockstar” iz teh nawt-sekkund song I asso-she-ayted wif Nikklolbak. I lubbed it so mutch I buyed teh cd it wuz awn.
Unforchunatlee, dere iz few Nikklolbak songs dat u kan singin awn heer in dere entiretee. Menny of dem iz teh “R” ratin.
Lungdoc, listen to “Animals”. Iz funnee! I has had sumfin similolar to dat heppin to me elebenty yeers ago.
Mai favrit, an wun ai assosiate wif cheezland, iz “If Everyone Cared.”
♪♫♬
If everyone cared, and nobody cried,
If everyone loved, and nobody lied,
If everyone shared, and swallowed their pride,
Then we’d see the day when nobody died.
♪♫♬
Also,
♪♫♬
If they could love, like you and me,
Imagine what the world could be.
♪♫♬
Ai kinda fink uv cheezpeeps when ai lissin tu it…
“Someday” and “Savin’ Me” both be awsum songs, but if yu can finding bideos tu them an tu “If Everyone Cared,” is amayzing!
I has “Silver Side Up”, “The Long Road”, “All The Right Reasons” and “Dark Horse” cd’s, so I’m familiar with all of those you’ve mentioned.
**luuks arown** Hoap I’m nawt shot foar postifyin dis linkee. Iz wun of my fabrit songs by dem: Nikklolbak!
In gray? Ai just copeepayst teh stuffs frum teh karakter map. Ai nawt du colur fings…
i like the song with Santana ann niccolbak singer
Dere’s two, akshulee. “Why Don’t You & I” and “Into The Night”.
Iz AMANDAKAT’S fault I buyed “Dark Horse”! Hur got me huuked awn “Gotta Be Somebody”.
Thnx for teh information! Ai’m learning all kindsa stuff tonight! (Ai can visualize Red in teh new car rockin out w/taht song in teh link–but if Ai were visulaizing maiself in an analogous pixure, it would be in mai old collej roommate’s ’69 Mustang, with Steppenwolf on teh 8-trakk, blastin’ “Majik Carpit Ride,” aifinkso!
)
Oar “Boarn to be Wild”!
Hay, I has been known to blast sum Steppenwulf, too!
I lubs my noo car. Hur still nawt has nayme, butt hur will evenshulee.
Well, thnx again for the info, adn Ai’ll see you folks later. I gots to get back to workx nao! Thnxbai!
Ohai, amandakat!
Tu an a haf weeks til we gets tu meet at teh cheezmeet!!!!!! Ai hazza happeh yu coming tu!!!!
*haz a happee thinking uv deh VLC cheezmeet*
VLC cheezmeet gunna be a big wun! Iz aifinkso abowt ten peeps coming… mebbe moar!!!
O hay, PK! Check Cory’s page. I just updatified teh total.
*runs tu luk*
*luks*
*faints*
*fans p-k wif hunnert dollar bills*
Let me know if u wanna wait until donations stop and u get a huge wad of moneys all at oncet or if u want to go on teh instalment plan.
*blinks hazilee at teh whirrld*
Wow. Iz amayzing peeps heer, iz awl ai can say. Taht, an “fank yu”.
Um, awl at wunce problee be eezier awl around.
Fur ennywun whu nawt seed it, tumorro be teh big day, Cory gets sekkund vaksinayshuns an tehn ai pays teh munny an sine teh paperwurks an him offishully wif us fureber! *dansdans*
Hay Prysma – Where wii meeting on teh 27nd? Huh? Where? Where??
Uh… mai partmint? Iz comfee playse, even if peeps show up at diffrint times since peeps coming frum awl ober. Well, ai hopeso comfee, iz gunna be a lot uv peeps an ai dunno where ebreewun gunna sit oar ennyfing but we can figure it out ai sure. An ai GNO ebreewun gunna wanna meet Cory-Bear an teh uvver kittehs.
Sownd otay?
Current list, as far as ai gno:
Yu coming souf,
Leeza coming tu NY an tehn teh rest uv teh way driving wif uniquekitty an plasticat,
nicewitch going to Toronto an getting a ride teh rest uv teh way wif PrincessOfChaos an KittyDaddy,
amandakat coming an she hopes her hubby nawt get cawled tu wurk taht weekend so him can come tu,
an uv coarse Seanya an ai.
An a rumur JCH4K might trai tu making it.
J-pak! Oh mai! Wikked cool!
Ur partmint sownds gud. Leeza arribes in Syracuse at 2:25 pm, so maybee tehy will arribe in Kingston arouwnd 4:30?
Aifinkso yoo alos had a eeting/drinking plaec in mind?
Ai duz! Ai will calling tehm an see if tehy saves tabuls fur groops. Iz kinda pub/restrant/bar playse wif eksellent fuds. Can haz patio tu, if we’d ravver sit outside, an iz berry close tu waterfrunt if we wants tu go fur walk oar sit in park oar ennyfing.
An aifinkso we habing sleepober… *lukks arown* uh, sumhao… an ai haz no ideeya abowt teh nekst day at tihs point.
Ryte nao, ai needs tu hed fur bed. No classes tumorro coz tehy habing gradumayshun seremonee fings but du need sleeps!!!
Schmoos to awl, an haz awsum dreems!!!!
Dat eeting plaec sownds eggsellent!
Nawt to worry abowt teh next dai – we’ll figure it owt!
*piksors wall-to-wall mattresses n sleeping bags in P-K’s libbing ruum*
*luks arownd adn hoeps Leeza will nawt mind egg-streemlee cluttered/hairy/dust bunneh-ish howse*
Sweet dreems, P-K.
Schmoos. xo
(yu onlee gots leeza tu wurry bowt… ai gunna haz lyk ten peeps amung mai dust-lolefants an kittehfurs an clutter!!!!
)
)
(reellee trulee goned nao
Ohai – ai’m bak!
An uniquekitty – yoo do nawt hav to put yur littlol eers bakk an slink off laik taht!
An besieds, moast peeple heer hav to googl laik crazee to trai to keep up. Ebree wun confesses to it! Itz cuz we’re awl too smart fur ar own guds – but nawt in teh sayme thing!
Just ASK! Taht wut ai doo!
Oar
so ai think!
I can meet cowboi dat dose shoos belong to?
**hassa hoapful**
Dem iz tu kleen tu be teh reel cowboi’s boots. Iz teh artufishul urban cowboi dat owns dem aifinkso.
Liek uh Rine Stoan Cowww Boi
Gettin kards and letters frum people I don’t ebben noo……
Mebbe dey iz teh “gud” nyse wuns? Lyk teh wuns him wares to town?
oh roooooo-beeeeee….
doan tayke ur bootz to town!
Hooz bed has ur boots been undur?
if u meen mai red wuns wiv teh spike heels… ai never even gotted them off the closet shelf this winter.
WHUT wuz ai finking??
Montana haz da bestest lukkin cowbois, atleast at da Marlboro Ranch. *fans self*
A reel live Marlboro Man?
**swoons at teh thot**
Oh, an yu shudda seem dem ride da horse’s an rangle da cows an da bestest part wuz walkin behynd dem.
Oh yesh! Dat’s teh bestest part!
Foarget teh diamunz – a gui inna nyse-fittin pare of jeens iz a joy foarebber.
YUM!!
….oar a towlol….
.
.
.
.
Oops! I wuz havvin a memree dere….sowwy!
**Red gets dreemee luuk awn fayse an a delishuslee-ebil grin forms**
*runs tu check playne tickets tu Montana*
Get wun foar me!
Ub kourse, kant tayke hubbikat tu look at cowbois, hii nawt dat way.
An I really nawt want hyme lukkin at cowgurls.
**litebulb comz awn ovur Red’s hed**
I kno!
I buyed Powerball tikkit tonite. Jakpot iz $45 millyun munnies.
Wen I win, how bowt wii rent a toor bus an dryvur, pik up awl teh Cheezwimmens dat wanna go, an go awn a COWBOI-HUNTIN trip?!?!
Laytur, wii kin pik up teh Cheezmenz an has beeg hyoomungus partee!
grayt ideya red! iz it tew layte fer teh buyin a Powerball tikkit? teh more uf uz that buys dem – teh bedder owr chanses!!!!!
Nope, drawin iz 2morrow nite.
If u nawt has Powerball in ur state, chek teh Mega-Millions jackpot.
Dat iz da Purrrfect idear!! I gotta git a pair ub cowboi boots, fur da, umm, ah, dansin, yeah dat iz it dansin.
sounds purrfect!!!
* starts looking for boots *
I haz boots butt dey nawt cowboi boots.
Wanna go shawpin, GC?
sounds gud red! Im alwais up for shoppin!
Um, dew wii need a liscense tu hunt cowbois, iz dere a season?
Nawt akkordin to teh emayo I sended yoo.
I has drybur lysinse. Iz dat enuf?
Teh man dat wun teh 232 millum munnies in SD is teh singlol cowboi!
U can go tu teh keloland dawt com and luk undur teh popular tu find himz pikshur…him iz teh gawd feering fambilee wanting man, aifinkso, frum teh inturvoos him gibbed.
Himz kyoot! Awflol yung luukin tho.
Ifn I wanted bebbeh, I wudda gibbed birf!
partee! yeah! kan ai haz a seet awn teh bus toor??
pweez, pritty pweez…oooh dots!
knead tew meat cowboi. southern gentleman turning n2 southern choke!
Yesh, u can has seet.
Bring yur boots! Hey red, du yu thynk wii gonna need rope fur ranglin?
Oh yesh! Lotsa roap!
Oh, an shud I get noo ridin crop, oar iz a gud broke-in wun beddur?
Dem will needz sumwun tu du teh peddloling.
Who needs halp? Us oar teh cowbois? Wutz peddlolin?
Ridin crop? Oh, fur da horses.
Save a horse – ride a cowboy!
Aidonutfink she meened fur the horses.
WEEE HOOO!!!
3km – U has teh emayo. PLz to be watchin.
U will laff urself sillee!
NOES! doan forgit teh diamnuz!!
*luuks hoapful*
can haz bofe?
Yu can has teh kowboi, ai DO WANT teh wikkid kewl (wif respecks to Jak) boots an teh splortashus kitteh! *fallz in luv wif teh sweet puss in boots lolpikkie*
Umm, Ifinkso yur boots bii tu big.
*dubbul rapps CHRG wif purplol duckee tayp*
*averts eyes*
Ohai ai iz……………………………splort
*Oh noes! Bon Momme is daon!
Here, scoopy, scoopy scoopy da braynes.
Rinsee, rinsee da brainial cabbity wif sparklee waters.
Ploops all ub da scoops ub brains in dere
Pat, Pat da hedbones in place]
Wrappity, wrappity da dunkt tape.*
Here’s a cheezmap blankee and a chonklit possum.
And heres a hot chokklit wif extra whippy kream and sprinkles.
Fankee fankee fankee PC. Ai noes der waz a notice, butt (snerk) mi CHRG(wdoi) waz tu old ai guezz.
*pullz noo CHRG owt ob bocks. draws hartz an ranebows an starz wif sparklee markerz* Heer, BOM_MOMME, ai made yu a fresh noo CHRG(wdoi) tew keep ur branes safe. {{{BOM_MOMME}}}
ohai, NS. nice werk over @ failblog. icy mais non can has found herz niche ober dere…
Fankies! Ai luuk forward to playin dere azwell.
jus reemembur, stinkfut kils kitteh ded.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… K-Y-O-O-T!!!!!!!!!!!
toadlee OT, butt – my pyooter haz FINALLEE grashuslee loud mii tew put pikshure uf mai Max awn mai profyle! dere’s wun uf him, he be teh brown horse, an wun uf mai liddlol mare Peaches, an wun uf mai barn kitteh Amiga, teh floofeh greyandwite kitteh. Pyooter and ai haz ben arguifying fer MUNFS bowt teh horse pics! ai wanted sew bad tew put pic uf Max awn after Cweenmj rote teh Night Watchman storee bowt Max crossin teh bridj…..an pyooter wuldn’t let mii!!!
*stikks tongue owt at pyooter* sew theer, stoopy pyooter!!!!
Ai haz da happitayle fur U. Nawt haz anni resun fore da nawt potin ob da eva-da-diva pikks.
oooooo ….. max wuz just az i imajininged him!!! such a handsum feller!
*sigh* yesh, Max wuz teh bery hansum gui! an such a sweetie tew….
ai lubs mai Peachesmare, butt ai miss mai Max…………
Fur shure bery hansum horse.
Max lukks berry wunnerful an hansum an content in teh pic… aifinkso him had a gud lyf. {{{{{UK}}}}}
Peaches an Amiga be teh helfy an happeh an byootimus tuu!
w00t w00t UK for gaining mastery ober ur pooter!
Max wuz a byootiful boi. {{{{{{UK}}}}}}
Uh, I think I’d like to see these in a Kitteh size…
(CHRG at the ready! Squeeeeee!)
**danses arown**
I mite can has mini-cheezmeet 2morrow!
3km nawt can mayk it, butt madamz mite!
wear u beez meatin?
Prolly at a lokal restaurant.
Me, squoze, madamz an 3km awl be in dis area. I has meeted 3km befoar, butt onlee foar short tyem.
I hazza a BIG OL’ jealous! Stoopy RL *kicks RL* E-mayo mii wif playse PLEEZ, just incase I kan escape fur a few minutes. *kicks RL again*
Yay fr mini cheezmeet! Haz a fun!
Gud nite ebberywon! {{cheezpeeps and nice failbloggers}}
Gud nyte, KK!!!! {{{{{{KK}}}}}}
G’nite KayKitteh!! Schmooooz {{{{KK}}}
‘Nite, KK! Sweet dreemin!
Nity nite KK, wii sii yu tumarrow!
aack! iz tryin tew fynd mah CHRG (wdoi).. wayr culd it be… oyay! der it be! wayt, Cliffy nooooooo!!!!!
**SPLORT!!**
grumble grumble…triis tew wiep up teh messiz awn teh desk… bayd lil goggeh fur rummin awf wif mah CHRG…
OH my yu biiin down fur a bit!!
*Runs in wif da portable CCC. Scoopys up cc81′s brain an rinses dem off wif sparkli wyne. Carefully paks dem bak intu da head an replayses da head bones, puts awn xtra strong CHRG an wraps wif ducky tape dekorated wif whisks an bowls an kyoot kittehs in chef hats. Hewlps CC81 tu da recobery couch an gibs her Chokolite Martooni an chocolite possom.* Pleez rest hear fur a bit an nawt luk too long at da kyoot kittehs.
Oh noez!!! CC81 be down!!!
WEE-HAW-WEE-HAW-WEE-HAW
(dat wuz teh siren)
*scoopa scoopa scoopa up CC81′s braynes & rinses dem wif stromberreh-sented sparklee waddurs*
*tukka tukka tukka teh braynes bak into teh braynium*
*jentlee replayces teh hed bones*
*appliez gnu CHRG (wif drawrings uv gnus onnit)*
*taypa taypa taypa CHRG in playce wif purplol sparklee duckeet taype*
*tukks CC81 in unner a sawftee floofy cheezpeep map blankee*
*provides mug uv hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a chocklit octopus (wif caramel filling)*
There. Tayk it eezee. Rest a bit & donut luuk at teh bebbeh kitteh until u haz ur strenf bak.
Oh Nooo!!! I’ve never done this, but I’ll give it a try.
Scoopity, Scoopity caramelchef81′s brains
Rinse brains in lemony, sparkly water
Place brains back in the branium cabity, tape w/ decrotib ducky tape
Put on new CHRG(wdoi) – more ducky tape – justincase
Wrap in floofy cheezepeepz map blankit. Have a chocolit mortoonie and chocolit possums adn rest a bit
*admires teh dekratib duckie tapes* Grate jawb!
Thank u, kind of you to sai
aifinkso yew haz duna grayt jawb! teh nawt sekkund tiem ai trid SPLORT repayr ai put teh CHRG in teh rong playc & teh sekkund tyme ai furgawt teh dukky tayp! ai has a sooper splort protekkshun nao!
Oooh – triplol reskyoo! Bery niec.
Fank yoo eberywun fur teh sooper reskyoo! Ai fown mah CHRG… turns owt mah doxie-goggeh Cliffy wawntid tew luk at teh pikshur awlso. Hims wuz tryin tew put it awn himz oan hed! Ai awlmos splorted awl ober agin!
Gud nite, pplz. Haz fun & plz to play nicely wif enny failbloggers dat happenz by.
{{{Cheezpeeps}}}
*SQUEEZE* to teh Failbloggers
Nite NS! Haz da gud dreams!
‘Nite/Bye NS!
Sleep well owr bikulchural frend!
{{NS}} Sleepz well, deer frend!!
*Focks comes in grumbloling abowt stoopee ear-ree-spawnsible naybors*
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Lawng storee short: Me and mai kit halped to save a bebbeh bloo jay (we hopes) from teh naybor’s kitteh. These bebbeh burds have bin nesting in owr yard since mama burd layed teh eggs, and we saw them learning to fly for nawt-sekkund time today.
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Nao, ai lubs the kittehs, and a noes is sekkund naychur for them to hunt, butt (!) “bad” naybors let their kittehs run owtside awl teh time, wiff no tags or bells or nuffin! Ai cud go awn and awn abowt stuff teh “bad” naybors do, but nawt takin care ob kittehs is just rong!
Gggrrrrrr…
Shud nawt let teh kittehs be wandring loose… is bad fur teh birdees, an bad fur teh kittehs, tehm haz teh much shorter life ekspectansea! Tehse sownd lyk berry bad naybors whu deserb tu haz teh Uniberse send tehm purrzaktlee what they deserve. {{{{{ichf}}}}}
Hoapfullee nawt at teh expense uv teh kittehs.
Ohai! Ai drawped bai teh Failblog, an gess wut? Tehy baked us cookies! An sent dem wif a heart note attached!
*passes teh cookie platter*
oh gud! ai nawt had dinner yet!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Oh hai Tessm!!! Haz u rekubbered frum deh hedbonk wif deh dikshunairy??
*kisses it tu making it awl bedder.
hooray! cookehs! wayt…wayrd dey awl goes? **luks at tessm, rayses eyebrow**
HAY! Leggo my eyebrow!
I seez yer eybrow and raizes yew an earlobe.
OW! Leggo! That earlobe is attached, u knoes.
O and thx to Phat Cat. She knoes why.
oooo…..legos!!!
*starts building rokkit ship.
*Lukz at rokkit ship.
*Lukz at cello.
*lukz a rokkit ship.
*disrezemblolz rokkit ship.
*Goez adn gitz a chokklit martoonee.
But Cweenmj! Plz rekunstrukt yr rokkit ship. Taht lego cello iz nuffin kumpared tew yr wunnermouse creyashun. Ai wuz hoping tew be teh nawt sekkund astronawt tew take a ride in yr ship.
{{{cweenmj}}}
Sorree to hav mist ebreewun tonite. It IZ layte.
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Cweenmj, SUMday yoo ar coming wif mee to Legoland!!!
ohai janet, duz dis meening yoo are safe at home agin?
yay! i iz off to beddy bye now, just chekkin in to see if anyfings happenig. nitey-niet!!
Oh Hai Janet!!! U iz bak in deh USA??
I spoze u haz gone tu bed bai now. I guess I b going tu bed noaw tu.
oh, Plasticat!!!! yu haz tew come heer – cween iz bilding wif teh LEGOS!!!!!!
See – dey rillee iz niec.
leggo mah eggo!
*begins noming teh wafles*
What the hell is this coupon mountain bs? Stop spamming my rss.
Kitteh hazzen finished filling dis boot and he still has one moar to go. Bedder go get some noms kitteh, gushifud would be a gud choyse.
lol that is so funny great idea! : )
Aaahh!!1 feetz not fit into boot! D:
O HOW CYOOT!
*Splort*
Holy Ceiling Cat! My first main page lolcat. This is awesome. Thanks everybody for your kind comments and words of encouragement.
This site is fantastic.
Almost 1300 votes… you like my lolcat… you really like my lolcat!
Thanks again to everyone who voted.
Wow! Awesome boots. Those are Dan Posts. Best dancing shoes I ever had.
LOL, poor kitteh haz teh bootz ov Andre teh gyant.