seats for the opening of the new birdfeeder sold out in record time this year
do we git dinner wif dis show?
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oh ohes. is dere a Bark 0′ Lounger made 0 feral naugas in da picher?
Luckily they is teh rare in teh theater districkt.
mmmmmmmmm. rare nauga. Nauga Tartare on da menU ad Nom today? mebbee whif a side 0…
Seriously, are you people even speaking English?
oh, mai. MOAR caek?? gud fing we awl lykes caek!
What? I can’t hear you!
*hands tessm a dictionary*
*squeeze* You may have to smack tessm with the dictionary a few times first. You know, knock some sense into it first.
Oh, you like cake? Well it’s a good thing I laced it with rat poison
But the cookies are still okay, right?
I thought the cake was a lie.
Portal Ref FTW!
Hehe Cuddles look down there VV. “skwirrlgrrl” seems to be… our JasonK!
Hahah! She definitely is. *squeeze*
*squeeze*
My second discovery leaves me in a state of shock, though.
And OMG, I found someone else down there.
Who did you find?
Scroll and you shall see a familiar round avatar, black on white. I would have never thought.
Oh snap! This is a sad sad day.
*just arrived*
*goes down [giggle!] for a peek*
OH NO!!!! They got Fuzz!!!!
*squeeze* It’ll be ok. Maybe we can sway him back from the dark furry side. I wonder if the proper English was too much for him?
*wonders about other failfriends that have gone missing or haven’t been seen lately – Lunchbox, Loz, Bod, SkwerllyBob, Christopher…*
hmmm somethings not quite right here.
Could it be that you forgot to capitalize your H and you forgot an apostrophe in something‘s?
getting hit for capitalization on the lolcat site? ouch
We know you know better
Watch out, LOLspeak is a virus and it will spread.
iz nawt feelin so gud
See, See!
*dons hazmat suit*
Taht wud bii a Strut-o-Lownjur. Fur CATZ.
standing rum onleee
** perks up **
There’s rum ???
Gimmee,gimmee..
*passes o’er rum favrd lifesaber*
Hey,dis izzint a rum flavored lifesaber,
it’s pineapplol….
well, you can keep it, no xtra CHRG. here, give this Coconut one to Leeza-B if she comes around.
Did leeza faint?
yesh, for dramatickal effect on da Tauk Sho yesterdae, and during doing da faek swoon she bork’d herz hed and really did go blargh (not ded blargh, swoon blargh). Disunfortunately, no wun notice’d and dey lock’d herz in da stoodio 0ver nite. She should be cumin round soon…
pfft, no I dint!
It was GP that got plinked in teh hed wif teh rong scripts, and we put him in teh comfy chare to recovver, and tehn he just disamappeard.
*narrows eyes at ebil coconutt*
** runs in **
** applies wrinklol creem to Leeza’s eyes **
** runs back to desk & luks bizzee **
Whut flavor lifesafer u wants? We gots
Albacore
Butterbeer
Chinese pea pods
Dubble-strong coffee
E…
Espresso…
Filet-o-fish…
Guava…
Halibut…
I…
Irish cawfee
Jersee caow
Kathlua
Lemunlyme
Munkee
N…..
Iced Tea wif Onion
Juicy Vegetable
Kale (popular wif teh pinny gigs)
Lamb Chop
M…
ItsyBitsySpider Flavah
Jerman Chonklit
Krispy Kreem
Lemming
Merangue
N…
Nougat…
Orange…
Pineapplol….
Quince…
R….
Razzleberri
Snapper,red
Tootsyfrootsy
Unkle Sam wants Choklat
Vermin
Wite choklit
Xtra strawng strawberi
Yello banananana
Zabaglione!
Yay,bluesfan !!
Berry gud finish!
luks like grate minds think alike, or kinda similar. An type abowt teh same speed. Conga rats to LCB and MoS!
thanks, but i no da troof- LCB’s mind werks @ warp 11benty adn mine still werking on Impulz pow’r.
Wait, whut?
hee, LCB needs to watch da Star Drek…is hur onlee weekweekweek spot…
pea ess: means i think about 1/4 the speed you do. ‘struth. admit it.
Who teh whut, now?
Who’s on first…
What’s on second…
I Don’t Know is on third…
*sigh* implants b0rg implants in plants in LCB’s house which brodcast 24/7 Star Drek innal itz mini purrr mutashuns.
whachout for da spores from da houseplant dat be implanted wif da implanets from TOS. dey mek you fawl in luurv .
Eeek !!!
A borg !!!
*unsettling voices*
we aer da b0rg, youand your eeckinees will be assimilat”d adn your paprecuthangnail talents will be added to our Cull Eecktivness. See: win/win fur eberybuddyz.
You have a strange definition of “win”….
** slowly backs awai **
b0rg ten drills into eeeck’s eerz…
Eeck begins to feel strange…
Rezixtence iz fertile.
Ha. I is not home at teh moment.
But wait. My kittehs is home. O noes, whut will I find when I gets home? Kittehs in Starfleet uniforns and givin a Vulcan saloot and havening pointy ears? Um, pointyER ears?
oh, kittehz be da best Vlolcons. indeedy. Just wachout for da sholder pinch. owie.
*snerk*
Imagines Spock kitteh gibbin LCB teh “live lawng & prosper” hand(paw?) gesture.
Hay Der LCB — didja eber getz yer fingers adn fumbs sordid owt???
Oh LCB, I just seen pinny gig coats fur sale awn E-bay, du yu think GP wuld lyke wun. Wun wuz tiger stryped!
Hmph. Someone was giving away pinny gig vests on Freecycle. I axed GP did he want me to get them for him and he sayed nothx. U wouldn’t know it to look at him, but he is teh fussy about his wardrobe.
O. M. G! Here is a site wif Pinny gig costumes. Scrollify way down and u’ll see a *swoon* firemans costume!
ohhh dey bee da CYOOT!!! uh oh … LCB is swooned … waves sum smelly saltz udder her nosienosenose and pokes her inna eye (ooops – dat wuz a meesteak — sowwee!)
Ew! Smelly saltz, pleh.
OW! Swelly eye.
Thx, EM. I guess.
Semms liek model piggehs be sayin,”Oh,the indignity!”
Mmm-hmmm. Say, that gives me a idear.
*gets out camera, orders elebenty costumes, calls GP into my office to pose for teh 2010 Cheezland Calendar*
wellll.. yous nawt swooned eenymor ……
An dey haz pinny gig diapers tu!! LMAO!
O mai! taht site iz teh funnie butt (!) it duz konfirm mai bleef taht sum peeps haz waaaaay tew mush munniez dey doan kno wat tew dew wif, wich tehy shud imedjitlee send tew meh!
AI Laik teh one on teh second payge of the pinny gig in teh Maus Costumb!
Ohai, ai iz bak. Ai finks wii should du da fun raisin fore tu rais da monees tu git Piggeh a hole set ob new cloths.
Oh yesh yesh yesh!!!
ai luff teh elf wun! an teh dinosrawr! tehy awl sew cayute an teh pinnygig modle iz bery pashunt
jus tew bee fayre, heer iz a site wif kostumes few awl uz kittehs! teh Engrish iz purty funnee tew!
CatPrin Tailor of a Cat
Ifinkso – da kitteh hoggin da white fluffy chairz haz rum furr mor kittehz!
Yeah. I’ll bet teh non-seat-havening kittehs is gonna pretend that teh seat-hogging kitteh is President Lincloln and they is teh John Wilkes Boof!
ohhhh , an an an den dey kin sneeks upz onhin and BOOF himz till he fallz outubda chairz!! It weel bee a side show — ta take plase durin da intermeesion!
Ai wunner wye!
Shhh! shho is abowt to start!
*Handz carosue a box uv popcormz.
Hmmf… I was expecting an appointment to a higher post.
maybe one day you can has taupe spot when kitteh 2nd from left abdi cats .
Basement Cat Convention 2009 Birdfeeder Lounge
Tee shirts on sale naow.
iz a formal attire affaire
It’s black tie.
… and tails
Duzzint luk liek a convenshun.
Ai duzzint see any glasses uv booze..
DO WANT alla BCs!!!
Teh kitteh 3 frum teh leff duzn’t seam berry innerestid!
He’s waiting for teh popcorm vendor to come by.
Kitteh iz moar innerestid in kitteh nekst to himz butt…
whoo cud blaim him, itz bery floofy
Wif a luverlee lawng swishee fing 2 plais wif!!
kitteh ober awn teh rite side iz dewin it rite, cumfy chare wif pillo an wite cumferter fing fer sheddin awn wile wachin teh sho!
Yesh,teh floofy blankees be irresistable to kittehs.
Speshully if kitteh hair clashes wif pattern/color.
Izza kunspirasee, ai tell ya!!!
Iz nawt a knew birdfeeder opining, izza sekrit Basement Cat meeting!!!
Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*runsfurtehhillswifakwikness*
Aaaiiiiiieeeeee! Pee inna flannik!!
Ai neerly did at ur commint!!!
Pee inna flannik!! Ai can c meh usin taht.
*chases after FluffyB*
U does not knoe that fer shure. They could be teh stagepaws, all dressed in black so u doesnt see them pawing teh stage.
But but but… if deir teh stagepaws, y r dey awn teh vjoo-err side ob teh glass?
I didnot say they was good attit.
ooo, you can dewing bird humor? in alphamabetical order?
Attit
Bloo burd 0 happiness
Cardinal Rich Loo
D…
Duck..it’s the cops!
Egret to say there are no more seats….
Fly away home!
G…
Goose meh!
Heron teh cowch…
Ibis … ?
J…
Jay-bird,nekkid as..
Kookaberra sits in the ho-hum tree…
Loony as a…well,loon!
M…
Mockingburd, Tequila
Nightingale, Flornz
Oriole, Balmer
Parrothead Buffet
Qwayle, DanE
R…
Robin,red red bob bob bobbin
Swaneee, haow ai luv ya
Tweety burd
U…..
Uglee ducklink
Vulture the Vulcan
Warbler the crooner
X…
A Parrothead Buffet!!!! Whut beez onnit? Jest parrot heds oar udder partz two??
Hay! No nommin teh burdees!
i nose! iz terribubble ideer ta haf a ParrotHead Buffet — datz Y I axin!!
Mae Bee iz nawt buffet UB parrotheads, butt a buffet FURR Parrothead??? I hopez *crosses awl pointee endz*
Donot be teh worry, parro thead. I for one prefers my buffets to be pollyunsaturated.
*gasp*
*heddesk*
*faysepaw*
pollyunsaturated FTW!
Dey’s halping–kitteh style.
*stagepaws* ROFL!!! Plz tu inklood in Loldikshionary!
I haz a front row tweet!
lol
They sez teh showz nawt over till teh phat burdie singz!
*holds up opera glasses to git a kloser luk, fans self with fancy fan, tries hard to luk kultured*
Here…wear these pearls…
OK, but only if they ar blak wunz; I yam wayring mah liddel blak floof to fit in. *tries to hyde orinj floof, fayls*
No,you have to wear the “cultured” pearls.
Get it??
Cultured pearls??
BWA-ha-ha!
And I fears teh perls has moar kultur than I duz.
Nonsense!!
Jus stick owt yer pinkee fingur whenebber u iz drinkin tee or cawfee & u will be fine.
*runsinwifakwiknesssss* dumps Yogurt wif activ cultures onna Gremlin’s hed — *runawaywifakwikerness**
** sets Gremlin’s radio to “all Culture Club,all the time” station,and runs behind E_M. **
*eerz pik up* Church of teh poyzun mynd – hao appropriate! Butt I feerz I must do this . . . .
*switches to All Bruce Springsteen All teh Tyme channel*
Nao THER is whut we lyke! *taps toez*
Bruuuuuce!!! I loves him too! I haz Estreekradio in my truk.
♪♫ do u rillee wanna hurt me?
do u rillee wanna mayke me cry? ♪♫
In a wurd? Yesh!
oh, admit it, wuddint u rather hurt Boi Jeorge?
Ai fink he’s done enuf to himself,aktually….
Ackshuly, thatz whut I ment. I wuld never wish to mayk *yoo* kry, tessm! No, oh noes!
{{{gremlin}}}
{{{{tessm}}}}
♪♫ karma karma karma karma karma chameleon!
u comes an goes,
u comes and goes… ♫♪
“I noms yer toes-I noms yer toes”
Ai noes awl tehre iz tew noes abowt teh crai-ing game.
Ai’ve had mai shaer ob teh crai-ing game.
Furst (nawt sekkund) tehre r kissees
Den tehre r sais
An den befoar yew noes wear yew r
Yur sayin gudbai…
*lifts paw up, wypes yogurt off, liks paw*
Hmm. Verreh tasty! Why fangz! Hao did yoo noes I lubs tey yogurtz?
iffin you lubs da yogurt den you haz LOTS ub culturez!! Nawt eeny culturez butt ACTIVE cultures — dey bee da bestee kindz!
I prefer teh yogurt wif teh passive cultures. They isn’t as noisy.
Whut I rly hates is teh yogurts wif teh passive-aggressive cultures.
yeah,those make u feel reely bad!
*hugs eeck*
I gotta go to a meeting, but u guise should knoes that there is caek in teh brakeroom.
Yes…definitely time for caek.
** goes to eet caek to avoid powncing on teh Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell **
WEAR??? I doughnut seez it!! *Startz lookin awl ober reelee keerfully …. *
ohhhh der dey iz … *stuffz fase wif caek* Iz Tessm otay?
ohai, EM! ai iz fyne!
Oh yesh, tessm is rite here and she is sayf in mah strong, orinj floofy pawz!
Oh mai gudness!! I nebber saw such a herd uv hooliganz !!!!
{{{tessm}}}}
*noms sum cake*
*passes cake rownd tu alla Cheezpeepz
Deyz trabbelin in gangs nao. Fayl trollz? Oar juss faylurz?
{{all gud cheezpeeps}}
Ai cudn’t beleef mii eyez, neeber! *mor kaek?, Y tank-ye mos kindlee!* CC halp uz! *yesh, a spotz ub creme inna mae tee wud bee lubberly! thz!*
O.o o.O O.O -.- O.O R dey gon?
Mebbe we shud going to their nativ habitat an speekin teh lolspeak. We kud critisize dem fur usin dat silleh standard Ingerlish stuff, aifinkso.
Ai went adn korrected dere grammar. Wuz teh fun!
LOL!
Mebbe ai shud trying dat. 
Gud wun NS!
I wented there too – they seem to have repented of their evil ways. I corrected their grammar too, but when I refreshed I saw that 4.5kittehs had already pointed out the failure in their communication skills!
ai wuz wundering if tehy figgered owt that we won’t tawk to trollz, so tehy hasta bring a groop along in order to haz a conversayshun.
if u can cawl it taht.
but ai donut mynd ‘tayking wun foar teh teem’
if it alertz alla cheezfrenz to whut iz going on! ai is prowd uv evverywun!
{{{cheezfrenz}}}
Ai put mai tu sens worff in ober der tu.
Ai wuddn’t sujjest tu mush “rebers trolling”, doh.
At wun poynt dey referrd tu a “war” between teh syts – apparintlee derz bin “lolspeek trollz” ober der befoar. Wuddnt want tu insyt sumfin wiff dem. Dey dislyk teh lolspeek, adn if we wants dem tu respekt owr conbenshunz, den we shud be nys adn respekt derz.
If nuffin els, it wud gib us teh moral hi-grownd, so tu speek.
In dis caes teh sho iz nawt ober til teh phat burdee iz dinnerz an teh kittehs goe NOM!
Oh gud, a dress-up okkayshun! I wayrs mah LBF (liddel blak floof).
butt butt, isn’t U an orinj kitteh?
Yesh, I ar. I bot mahself a noo blak furry dress to wayr, tho. Is verreh dressy! Even has heels and hat to match!
*twirls arownd, showing off LBF; teeters a bit on teh heels; a bit of orinj furz stiks owt unnerneath*
pardon, ma’am, your ornj is slipping
*still chukloling over da E-z finsh*
i lub to re psych Lol.
Teh deep down poyzin: yoo kin try rubbing it owt, yoo kin try skrubbing it owt. . . . *pulls blak hat further down over mah orinj fayce; puts on a payr of blak shayds*
Aww, gremlin — embrayce ur orinjness! Iz nuffin to be ashaymified uv, u noe.
Oh – and ur LBF iz teh stunning!
Heh! Noe sillee supermastitions in dis howse!
But sebben is a LUKKY nomber, rite? Sebben blak kittehs = gud luk!
*cownts agin* OK, I seez 6 blak kittehs inna pikshor. Wun musta run orf for a minnit!
Hmmm, is one hiddink? Only seez sixx
Yah, me too. But I culd swayr ther wuz anuther wun ther a minnit ago! *looks distrustfully at LOL*
The seventh is taking the pic!
Dems all byootimus BCs! Want!
Scooze meh!! Ai haz a kweshun…
Ai haz 5 kittehs adn 4 of dem is black adn whyte (apart frum wun who is moar grey adn whyte, butt he is a hooge Maine Coon adn ai donts argoo wif him meh finks nawt…).
So, mai kweshun is dis: Ar dey ceiling cats or basement cats? Oar dus dey hav a speshul posishun?
PS. Teh 5th wun is a pewer black Maine Coon adn veree veree basement….
Ifn dey is all Maine Coon, den I thinks dem is muscle cats (and, yesh, not to be arguood wif!)
Teh uvver 3 wos awl ferrel adn wylde, it took meh a yer to domesticayte teh furst 2! The 3rd had bin in a home as a bebeh, butt dey wos veree ebil 2 her adn she ran aways. She still veree shy now, cept wif me.
They’re Purgatory Cats.
Ai haz one PC….
Nala iz normally very sweet,but she likes to walk along my balcony railing,which gibs me heart palpitations.She duz dat on porpoise,ai fink…
Wun uv myne climbs to top of teh roof!! Yes, ai fink dey do do dat on porpoise…
Mae neighbur kitteh did dat wen ai zzzz’n at nite wif curtinz open 2 see starz’n'moon…wif a sudden dere B upzsidedown cathed luukin at mii, Scarry!!!
HA! =^1^=
Ai lykes dat! Purgatory Cats, it dus nawt hert dem tho dus it?
No…they’re jus kinda neether heer not there !
Dat is ok, dey r veree dat, sept wehn dey is hungree tho!!
Dey iz awl in sum level uv balance between BC & CC. Itz helfee, aifinkso!
Well, the answer is not black nor white, is in gray area.
Story Problum fur tewdai: If TheCatsMutha haz 5 kittehs, an 4 ob teh kittehs iz blakanwyte, but wun kitteh iz hyooj wif attitood, but himz is gray an wite, an wun kitteh iz blak Basemint kitteh … Hao menny apples duz Johnny haz?
but but but… u iz comparin appuls an kittehs!
42!
Mt. McKinley!
NUN – da badz BC kittehz stoled dem awl!
But does we know fur shure that bc is blak and cc is white, I purrsonally fink boff bc an cc can come in many colors, is how demz behave and not
the color of deh coat that determines who dey is.
To paraphrase Martin Luther King Kitteh, the kittehs shud be judged by not by the color of their floof but by the content of their character.
oh, mebbe u iz rite – ekspet foar ai agreez wiv Jack Deth that the blak kittehs alwayz noes haow to luuk “wikked kewl”!!
yes that dey does, btw mah tabbeh kitteh is quite deh bc, himz berreh bossy an full of catitude, alwaiz ready to deploy himz pointeh enz
Midnytez Kitteh Croo
amz payshunt. Burdz Feedurr Day
berreh impoartuntz!
Midnytez Kitteh Croo
knoez how 2 luukz wikkid coolz
wyle duzzeeng nuffeengz
Midnytez Kitteh Croo
wunndurrs wut kyndz ubz Burdz willz
drawpz bye 4 a snakk?
Jack.
I lubs yor pome, Jack, and I answers yor questions:
Drive-by Blackbirds, just lyke in teh sawng.
No one here can love or understand me…
Awl those kittehs onlee want to nom me…
Clappity-clap-clap! Yea! fur Jack’n'Gremlin!!!
“wikkid coolz” lurve it!!
u iz frum easty coast Jack?
Yay! grate jawb Jack, as alwais!
{{{{{Cheezfrends}}}}} aifinkso tehres a reely larg caik inteh brakeruum!
Um whut happened earlier? wuz we hijakked??? by tee-ar-oh-ell-ells??? ai had a skared…
doan hazza skared {{{{luvscatsva}}}} cheezfrends unyted cahnnawt bee ignyted!
Dey wanted ta burn us up?
er, sorree, tahts frum a TP buuk, Sgt. Colon iz trine tew rally teh peeps aginst a dragin an keeps sayin “the people united can never be ignited”!
LOL datz da funneh!! Ifinkso da dwagin cud ignitifiy demz awl togeffer!
Shh nao. Do nawt be skeerd. We holdz paws and be’z sayf.
*clasps paws with luvscatsva*
If I translate that correctly: Yes, you were. Sorry for that. It won’t happen again. Bye!
*waves*
Wii kin only hoap!
*waves bai-bai tu Arthur adn himz ko hortz*
*links armz wif cweenmj, gremlin, luvscatsva an tessm an marches awf tew teh brakeruum* hay! pineapplol upsyddaown caik!
Looks like “persons” from the FAILBlog decided to venture out today… They’re a “different” bunch of folk!
Feeld tripz iz teh phun — mebbe itz gud fur dem to expandifying their horizons.
ifink dey iz nawt meeniez – jest gyoofy – nawt gyoofy like cheezepeepz, butt gyoofy jest da samez!
Yes, sorry!
*blows smoochies*
{{{Ms B}}}
ifinkso wuz peeples frum failblog, wich iz, how shuld i say it, much more wilder and woolyer tahn heer. (*snikker* tehy apparuntly finks owr skwrlgrrl iz sumwun named “jason” *snikker*)
*nods*…nail on teh hed!!
Owch — dat nale hurtz ma hed!
Jinx!
Moar liek triplol…
hay!
I only has two or three identies heer!
no, ifinkso teh failblog folks juzt beez confuzzled.
dontfinkso her iz a hermpro – harmafer – hermpaphr – boyandgurlmiksdedtogevver. but i culd be rong.
Dey’r kwilty-abatarz had similar patturns, but wen u lukk closely …
FAIL!
*snort!*
ifinkso dat der entire comintz take plase inna NB!
just remember…NPT! NPT!! gud job!!
Go check owt their current fred. Iz teh funneh! Wun ob dem calls us “linguistically challenged”
Butt — dey did agwee dat dey dinnit wantz ta bee Tee are oh el el z … and da udder failguyz told dem dey wuz bad – howz wood dey like it iffin da failblog commint wuz attacked by lolcatz.
yah, theys not reelly trolz, more liek teh naybors hoo plays tehms myoozik too lowd an leeves thems empty beer canz in yor frunt yard.
LOL — datz rite and berrry funneh!
Sum ov us wif Ingerlish az nawt-second langwidge can has anodder langwidge liek Jerman oar Fronsch and Lolspeak tu!!!
Who, what an where? sorri tu butt in butt (!) I just gitted a minute tu check in.
Nebber mynd just scrolled up thred. *rolls eyes* Wear du they git teh tyme?
On teh tawp menu, ther is a Fail Blog (is third frum rite). Thatz wher they kaym frum.
oboi! *dialz fone* hewwo, wurks? ai cahnnawt com inn tonite, ai iz feline linguistically challenged!
note frum bf473′s dr. tinycat: bf473 haz been digano – diagsno – um, haz camed down wif lolspeekitis an cannot riting teh memos an e-mayos an tehr iz no kyoor eggsept to staying home tonite an watchin loltrek an drinking teh chonklit martoonies.
She also called you folks “sweet” and “peaceful”. And made me ashamed that I interrupted your conversations. Which is why I’ll -finally- leave now. Sorry again!
Call ahead next time and we’ll show you around…you may like it!
Noes! Do nawt leev… Wii iz naise if yew gits tew kno us… Wii yooz lolspeek cuz it fun tew do!
Wait, where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
*roffle*
I love Young Frankenstein!
Yesh! Young Frankenstein= BRILLIANT!
No harm, no fowl… it’s good to see hoa the “other” people live every once in a while!
yah, we’z had wurser. an tehys akshully on pretty gud behayvyur, compard to how it gets on tehfailblog commints. wild an wooly, i tells yoo
*nods* Yup!
ai iz glad ebreewun haz tehyre plaice tew plai, ai hoap tehre nawt gonna bee fites between ICHC an anee uv teh uvver sites. iz posed tew bee fun an relaxin heer, taht wud maik mee sew sad
Yeah!!! but WEEE cud – and WUD win -ebreetaim!!!
*sez wif a feerce*
ahm sorree tew dizagree wif u pootytat but sumwun sayin tessm needed tew bee smaked wif a dicshunary an teh caik laced wif rat poysin iz nawt nyce er fun. pleez letz nawt haz fites an arguin between teh sites? dis is fun site, cahnt wii let eech uvver enjoi wateber wii lykes best?
ai haz a sad naow
{{{{bluesfan473}}}}
Sawree yoo hazza sad. Ai wented adn played on dere site fur a bit, butt ai wuz nawt teh rood adn ai had teh fun! Dere just being silleh.
*tiptoes in*
*leaves plate of yummy, wholesome, completely poison-free cookies as a peace offering and apology*
*tiptoes back out*
I finkso wii kin akkseptifying deh polology. Dey wuz not meening harm. And I finkso dey now b habbing deh nawt-furst thotz bowt wut dey haz dun adn iz truly sorry. Wii duz not want tu b habbing war fairz wif uzzer peepz.
*egg stendz floofy paw uv frendship tu deh Faylurz*
*nomz a poysun free kookee and passingz dem rownd*
If you look on their blog, one person started it, and it went from there. No apology from that one person, unless I’ve missed it, but at least it was one bad apple, not the beginning of the War of the Blogs. Do not want!!!! Most of them seem to be okay peeps.
*noms a cookie wif teh hand nawt holding Taya cuddoled close* Mmm, gud cookies!
fank yoo dragonwriter, i akkseps teh peese offreing.
*noms cookies*
{{{dragonwriter}}}
Hi. I’m another one of the failbloggers who came to visit earlier. Sorry if I upset anyone. You all seem like nice folks – it’s the language that get me – it’s really hard to get used to! Please come visit anytime – we always have cookies, love to share, and on Fridays, we have a cuddle-puddle!
BTW – what is {{{ name }}} mean?
Hugs Judy dear.
(Don’t worry, I had to ask and Dragon explained it to me back on FB.)
yesh, troo. taht wuz not very nise ob tehm. but taht iz how it iz on failblog, so tehy may not knowing any better.
*scamper* Mommeh! Ai has a scared!
Yeah, that wuz not nice (didn’t see it til noa), but am hopin’ they were just tryin’ to be funny! Oh well…we’ve had worse and surbibed it! We can do it again!!
*comes in, pikking her way carefullee thru teh rekkage an caek crumbs*
What teh basement happened in heer? Iz ebreewun otay?
*gavvers her frenz tugevver fur a hyooj hug {{{{{{{{{frenz}}}}}}}}}}, an lukks arown fur any further danjer tu her famblee, pointee endz reddy*
Ohai PK! {{PK}} Yes da reckage iz grate, buttifinkso ebberwun iz otai! I still nawt sii da fun in blastin in sumwear, maken an “A” uf yurself, puttin ebberwun else down fur nawt thinkin lyke yu an stompin off.
hey – dey did leef us sum cookies — ifink dey iz da sorry … mostee ub dem eenywiaz
Auntee PK! Ai has a scarededed… Dey maded meh awl floofehtayl an pointee-endz! *tail tiz in between teh kittun’s legs, eers droopeded*
*scoops Taya up, raps arms titely arown, an cudduls her close, stroking jentlee an purring reashuringlee*
Iz otay, Taya. No wun gunna hurting yu, kittin, yur famblee awl heer, an enny nastee peeps whu trai tu hurt ennywun gotta faes AWL uv us. Taht be a whole awful lot uv pointee ends (an rodint teefs, an parrot beeks, an fings), awl wif a lot uv purrtektive anger behinds it.
But most uv them nawt seem to be reelee bad peeps. Waz just wun whu camed up wif teh idea, awn their blog, an sum uvvers folloed. Iz nawt reelee big invayshun, just wun peep whu nawt lyk tu see uvver peeps having fun… mebbe him haz no famblee tu luv him an haz a jellus. Whu gnos? But ebreefing be otay nao, nawt need floofehtayl.
Yesh… ai saweded som ob dem pologized…
What the hell is this coupon mountain bs? Stop spamming my rss.
some rich kittehs has posh skybox, some kittes in nosebleeds!
that cat on the right looks cozy.