Comments on: Dad kitteh, put just a drop of scotch on da kibble

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:13:17 +0000

Iffen playing on pooter rekwires kids owta da way, yu shud be at teh cyber cafe in teh NB.

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:53:47 +0000

Sew sew tru baot teh mins shurts! Cuppla times mai principal had 2 tell teh yung mawms “iffin teh kids gotta ware shus 2 skuul, u gotta ware tehm 2 come hear, 2.” Sum peeps shud nawt can haz teh chirren.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:50:53 +0000

Shud haf takken dem outside an dumped them on teh ground. Then sed :Sea? Nao wee gotz peas on urf like ebbrybuddy wantz fur Krissmiss”.

By: thisncat

thisncat — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:52:52 +0000

I’ll hav whut theyre havin!

By: Pepe

Pepe — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:40:41 +0000

Dat’s kewt, but don anywun akshelly try to give littel kittehs whiskee. It wood be danjerus!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:24:38 +0000

Oar azk Brightspot. Shee knoes!

By: altosinger

altosinger — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:23:55 +0000

Asydes witch, kittehs nawt luke teh alkohall. (Ref star trek novel:Uhura’s Song!)

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:23:03 +0000

(stooopy ‘puter freezen up & stopin awn mii, sry)

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:19:15 +0000

Red, ai am wif yu on dis situayshun! Micez in deez partz hab plague (nawt kiddin) AND cary virus dat libbz en der potty..wen it dryz humanz hab dyed bc dey inhaled virus, Wanta Virus, ai fink itz called. 2 dangerous 2 mess wif dem!!!!!1!!! Nawt fur homez!
{{{{{Red}}}} Hope yur fren unnerstanz somdae.

By: luvmeece

luvmeece — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:14:00 +0000

Ai likez ya both. Clue tey name,Luvmeece. Corse dat wut kittehs luv bestest.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:13:33 +0000

Ohai, mainlycoon!

Duz u has mainlycoon kittehs? WANT!

By: mainlycoon

mainlycoon — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:12:24 +0000

Haven’t had problems with mice. I am constantly chasing ground hogs and chipmunks out of my garage. The racoons are so big they gnawed the bird cage off of the neighbors chimny and decided that was a good place to live.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:05:40 +0000

My ex-FIL gibbed me a can of peas foar Krissmiss wun yeer, cuz him knew I nawt lyk peas.

I wanted to frow it at himz hed.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:04:22 +0000

U duz nawt do it TEH HOOMAYNE WAY?!?!?

I knew dere wuz reezun I lyked u, WRr.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:02:13 +0000

I wud see peeplols come in2 teh groshuree stoar bare-feeted. It bugged me, cuz sumtymes dere wud be borked bottlols an I jes KNEW sumwun wuz gonna get hurted.

Also, I finkso mens shud ware dere shurts wen dey go inna stoar. Sum iz nawt so nyse to luuking at!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:02:01 +0000

Ai nawt catch adn relees teh rodints dat nawt inbited either.

Wii haz a problum wif teh aowtsied rodintz hazzing teh bubonic plague adn teh hanta viris. Iz safur tu nawt handul dem enny moar den U haz tu.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:58:35 +0000

Mine sister went thru a fase were shii didn’t wear shoes IN PUBLIC. Shii howebber lives in a usta bii small town in FL. I wuz awlwais mortified shii nawt wear shoes intu da convience store.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:56:22 +0000

I dowt DR oar ennywun heer foar dat mattur iz stoopy enuf to trying dat.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:53:58 +0000

Mebbe u shud knocking naw-sekkund….lyk to see if Oskar teh Growch (oar Rokee teh Rakoon) iz dere?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:52:40 +0000

**dragz sopebocks in**

Frenz, I has teh confeshun:

I beleev in killin mices oar ennyfing dat invades my howse.

My attitood is: Ifn a livin be-ing comes into my howse uninbited an poses a potenshul thret to teh livin be-ingz dat iz ‘pozed to be dere, den it be fayre game.

I losted a fren cuz I nawt “catch an relees” teh mowses dat wuz comin in2 my hoam.

I sowwy, but diz be how I feline.

Jes thot u shud knowing.

**gets awf sopebocks**

By: noobeh

noobeh — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:52:11 +0000

lol ai hab had momentz lyk dat, indeed.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:51:01 +0000

Nope, iffin da neighbors wur lukkin owt I’m shure dey ROFLMAOPIMP! I now havta kick da trash kan an lissen before I open it.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:49:41 +0000

**comez bak in, cursin**

Dangitdangitdangit

Teh naybor mowed teh feeld, so now I’m not az well hidden wen I’m sittin awn teh rok….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:48:02 +0000

LOL!!! I hopez DR duzn’t taking tu a life uv krimez!!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:40:21 +0000

**gigglols**

U shur teh flannik wuz teh onlee fing dat gotted wet?

By: Nsanesylum

Nsanesylum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:40:18 +0000

ohai! sure be happee t6o esplayn! goes like dis
Roll On Floor Laughing, Can’t Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:39:43 +0000

**luuks at bare feets**

Uh-oh….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:39:05 +0000

I’m gonna go be a bad gurl for a minnite.

BBL.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:38:17 +0000

Atleast it nawt played Jack inna Box otta her trash kan at nite wen yu just takin da trash owt. I had tu pee inna flannik!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:36:22 +0000

Sum kittehs nawt need teh morfeen to mayk dem syko. Dey iz dat way natcheralee.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:33:14 +0000

LMAO!! Oh I member dat. No wunder peeps think wii nawt wear shoes hear.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:29:28 +0000

Wii lurned aftur teh dribe dat morfeen offun haz teh manic effct awn kittehs. Instead ub maeking dem sleepz it maeks dem bouns awf ebberyfing.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:28:58 +0000

Apparentlee, rite nao be raccoon seezun, at leest wun of my frenz deklayred it raccoon seezun. Hur sed hur “dropped” a raccoon wif a .22 hollow point dis past Caturday.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:27:27 +0000

* Snerk *

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:25:37 +0000

*giggles* Dat wuz gud, butt (heehee) dey furgot possom an racoon season.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:20:18 +0000

Teh “Ace” med dat Josie’s V.e.t. gibbed me nawt werk ethur. “Rescue Remedy” worked best foar us.

WRr – U has teh emayo too.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:18:43 +0000

When wii mobed frum Wis tu NoDak when ai wuz a liddlol kidlet, teh vet gibbed us sum morfeen pills fur teh kittehs fur teh 12 hour dribe.

Morfeen nawt gud foar keeping teh kittehs kwiet. Eben teh gurmin sheppurd staied aowtta the wai uf dem sigh co kittehs.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:17:24 +0000

*Runs tu chek*

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:15:49 +0000

Thank u, I are ekstra-safe

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:15:07 +0000

Speekin of rednek – I sended yoo teh emayo.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:14:11 +0000

Onlee if potty iz owtside.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:13:06 +0000

OMCC! Cween! U maded anuthur Duck Tayp Bandit! Duck Tayp Bandit Oh, an dey maded a rap: Rap

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:10:54 +0000

Wat yu mean Redneck? I thot ebberywun paked der gun tu da baffroom!

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:08:41 +0000

Ai’ll jest hab sum rawcks, plz. Ai’m alreddy almoast onna floor wifout tukillya.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:06:56 +0000

Yah, fank CC.

Wii nawt DAT rednek……..
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…..yet.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:06:41 +0000

I nawt kan tyke Benydrel, last tyme I taked it I woke up wif big red forehead where I wented tu sleep face down awn da desk. Wuz purdy gud nap tho.

By: noobeh

noobeh — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:04:03 +0000

Ohai nsane! Pleez to esplayn: roflcopter? iz it lyk wen u fall on teh floor laffin an ur legz do a spinny copter lyk fing? Datz teh visjual ai getz.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:03:39 +0000

If u taeks enuf uv dem, u will falling asleep & nawt eben notising teh boi wif himz attitude, aifinkso!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:03:12 +0000

Butt (!) NEVER give Tylenol tu kittehs!!! Oar Aspirin! Best uv awl, use FELIWAY spray an doan giv kittehs nothin internalli eggsept vet-appruvd medz. SAYF an SAYN.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:02:56 +0000

*runz bai and rappz DRz CHRG firmly in place wif lotz adn lotz uv
*dukkee tayp

ooopz.
* kutz liddlol holez in deh tayp fur deh DR iiz.
*and a kuppla more fur deh noze adn mouf.
Dere ya go!