Dad kitteh, put just a drop of scotch on da kibble
Dad kitteh, put just a drop of scotch on da kibble now has quiet afternoon to nap
i wish skotch wud wurk on mah kid.
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… or play on teh pyooter.
Congrats, NS leeder uv teh brayde!
Mai Ai add a warnin tho? Pls 2 titen ur CHRGs – Ai aer nawt stayin up laet 2nite 2 man teh CCC!
Iffen playing on pooter rekwires kids owta da way, yu shud be at teh cyber cafe in teh NB.
Skotch nawt gud foar kittehs souf ob dah border. Shud be uzing ginnis oar rum.
Asydes witch, kittehs nawt luke teh alkohall. (Ref star trek novel:Uhura’s Song!)
Oar azk Brightspot. Shee knoes!
hey, wer’d teh skotch goe?? Maus??
Dass wun wai uv geddin sum peese
Mosh pit!
itteh bitteh drunken kommitteh
Benydrel wurks tu! Uh, so I hear.
So duz BennyHill.
tis true! I done dat errr mean heard dat befor tu
It wuz fur dere own gud. Keepin da allergy’s awai.
Zoe and Mir’s vet sed to yooz Bennydril fur teh sicks our car trip wen we moov in a fyoo weaks.
Da feliway stuff werks gud alsew. An fore da nawt welfee ob us, da bennydril generik iz diphenhydramine an werks bery gud. Iz da stuff in Tylenlol PM
Duz it wurk awn teenage bois tu?
I got wun wif an attitude.
Him must tayk aftur himz mahm?
HEY!! Ifinkso I resemble dat remark.
Difen doe werk onna teenage boiz, butt (snerk) a swif kikk inna bottum werks eben bedder.
Hyme haz had wunna doz before! Skool iz owt now so I bii taken hyme tu wurks wif mii, an hii bii bored an miserable there. I kinda unnerstand.
If u taeks enuf uv dem, u will falling asleep & nawt eben notising teh boi wif himz attitude, aifinkso!
I nawt kan tyke Benydrel, last tyme I taked it I woke up wif big red forehead where I wented tu sleep face down awn da desk.
Wuz purdy gud nap tho.
Dats wut I bot – I can has jenerik diphenhydramine. Dint evun get Tylenol PM.
Kombinayshun medikashuns are akshully a rippoff! U can haz jenerik Tylenol or jenerik Bennydril in yur howse and take wun oar the othur oar bofe, deependin on wuts rong wif u.
Oh, and fank yoo fur teh innfoe on Feliway. Ai jus hurd uv it todai – will chek it aot.
Chek out da spray an da wipes. U kin use da wipes on kittehs and inside da carriers.
Butt (!) NEVER give Tylenol tu kittehs!!! Oar Aspirin! Best uv awl, use FELIWAY spray an doan giv kittehs nothin internalli eggsept vet-appruvd medz. SAYF an SAYN.
Bennydryl maded my brudder beet up teh Krissmiss tree.
Yah, wii be a weerd famlee.
Wuz da tree pikin awn hyme? Or just lukkin at hyme smugli?
Roflcopter! Meny fanks for da snerk! i bez needin dat!
Ohai nsane! Pleez to esplayn: roflcopter? iz it lyk wen u fall on teh floor laffin an ur legz do a spinny copter lyk fing? Datz teh visjual ai getz.
ohai! sure be happee t6o esplayn! goes like dis
Roll On Floor Laughing, Can’t Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus
lol ai hab had momentz lyk dat, indeed.
Teh storee goez lyk dis:
Himz got seveer allerjeez an has teh sensitibiteez to teh medisins (awl types).
Himz allerjeez wuz botherin him, so him tuuked teh Bennydryl. Dat nite, him got up inna middlol of teh nite to go potty. Him wuz still haff-sleepin an loopy frum teh Bennydryl.
Awn teh way bak from teh potty, him walked too cloas to teh Krissmiss tree an feeled it brush himz leg.
Him spinned arown an, in himz werds, “I saw a tall shadowee figger, so I cloze-lyned it!”
Him had teh tree down awn teh floar, wuz awn it an beetin teh carp outta it befoar him realyzed wut him wuz doin!
Stoopy SIL sleeped frew teh hole fing.
Nope, him wuz in himz 30’s.
Now, ifn sumwun sez tehy gonna tayk teh Bennydryl, wii say, “Stay away frum teh Krissmiss treez!”
Fank CC hyme nawt had da gun! Hii wulda killed it dead, an shot hole in hymes wall.
Yah, fank CC.
Wii nawt DAT rednek……..
.
.
.
…..yet.
Wat yu mean Redneck? I thot ebberywun paked der gun tu da baffroom!
Onlee if potty iz owtside.
Speekin of rednek – I sended yoo teh emayo.
*Runs tu chek*
*giggles* Dat wuz gud, butt (heehee) dey furgot possom an racoon season.
Apparentlee, rite nao be raccoon seezun, at leest wun of my frenz deklayred it raccoon seezun. Hur sed hur “dropped” a raccoon wif a .22 hollow point dis past Caturday.
Atleast it nawt played Jack inna Box otta her trash kan at nite wen yu just takin da trash owt. I had tu pee inna flannik!
**gigglols**
U shur teh flannik wuz teh onlee fing dat gotted wet?
Nope, iffin da neighbors wur lukkin owt I’m shure dey ROFLMAOPIMP! I now havta kick da trash kan an lissen before I open it.
Mebbe u shud knocking naw-sekkund….lyk to see if Oskar teh Growch (oar Rokee teh Rakoon) iz dere?
Hoo wun?
i noes wut ya mean.. gives tu me da Valium and yoo be findin me bouncy off da wallz n stoof
Warning:
*SPORT* level approachings elebenty fife
Ai’m reddy fur teh nap, eben wifout enny skotch. Lawng dai at teh skool librari.
I needed a nap rite after da alar wented off, so I wuz little lyte fur wurks. I hate Mundais!
Skweee!
Daddy sings the bestest lullabyze
(CHRG alert!)
*runz bai and rappz DRz CHRG firmly in place wif lotz adn lotz uv
*dukkee tayp
ooopz.
* kutz liddlol holez in deh tayp fur deh DR iiz.
*and a kuppla more fur deh noze adn mouf.
Dere ya go!
OMCC! Cween!
U maded anuthur Duck Tayp Bandit!
Duck Tayp Bandit
Oh, an dey maded a rap: Rap
LMAO!! Oh I member dat. No wunder peeps think wii nawt wear shoes hear.
**luuks at bare feets**
Uh-oh….
Mine sister went thru a fase were shii didn’t wear shoes IN PUBLIC. Shii howebber lives in a usta bii small town in FL. I wuz awlwais mortified shii nawt wear shoes intu da convience store.
I wud see peeplols come in2 teh groshuree stoar bare-feeted. It bugged me, cuz sumtymes dere wud be borked bottlols an I jes KNEW sumwun wuz gonna get hurted.
Also, I finkso mens shud ware dere shurts wen dey go inna stoar. Sum iz nawt so nyse to luuking at!
Sew sew tru baot teh mins shurts! Cuppla times mai principal had 2 tell teh yung mawms “iffin teh kids gotta ware shus 2 skuul, u gotta ware tehm 2 come hear, 2.” Sum peeps shud nawt can haz teh chirren.
LOL!!! I hopez DR duzn’t taking tu a life uv krimez!!!
I dowt DR oar ennywun heer foar dat mattur iz stoopy enuf to trying dat.
Thank u, I are ekstra-safe
Peas and kwaiet – purrfekt Fahthur’s Dai prezant
Tahts whut mai dadkat used tu axe fur as a Cristmus presunt. Won yeer ai gotted him a can of peas and sum eerplugs, coz wuz as close as ai cud cum.
|lol| LOL, di hee lyke it?
Hee thot it wuz sum funni altho nawt ROFL. Noe wurse tahn sum ov HIS joeks!
My ex-FIL gibbed me a can of peas foar Krissmiss wun yeer, cuz him knew I nawt lyk peas.
I wanted to frow it at himz hed.
Shud haf takken dem outside an dumped them on teh ground. Then sed :Sea? Nao wee gotz peas on urf like ebbrybuddy wantz fur Krissmiss”.
i not shure dat it was a wittle bit. lol!
Ohai, Arielle! Ai fink maibee u r noo heer? Welcum!
Welkum Arielle! wat a cullerfull abatar u haz. lyke teh staynd glass.
Itteh bitteh kitteh komitteh pulld an awl-niter.
So, daddeh-kitteh, duz u has enny left foar uz growed-ups to enjoi?
*Hands red a Veri large glass ub tukillya*
1 tukillya
2 tukillya
3 tukillya
FLOOR!
ANOM!
Ai’ll hav myne on teh rawcks, pls. Fanks.
Ai’ll jest hab sum rawcks, plz. Ai’m alreddy almoast onna floor wifout tukillya.
Ai hafta go maek noms now. Weer havin fishees
Gud nite!
When wii mobed frum Wis tu NoDak when ai wuz a liddlol kidlet, teh vet gibbed us sum morfeen pills fur teh kittehs fur teh 12 hour dribe.
Morfeen nawt gud foar keeping teh kittehs kwiet. Eben teh gurmin sheppurd staied aowtta the wai uf dem sigh co kittehs.
Teh “Ace” med dat Josie’s V.e.t. gibbed me nawt werk ethur. “Rescue Remedy” worked best foar us.
WRr – U has teh emayo too.
* Snerk *
Wii lurned aftur teh dribe dat morfeen offun haz teh manic effct awn kittehs. Instead ub maeking dem sleepz it maeks dem bouns awf ebberyfing.
Sum kittehs nawt need teh morfeen to mayk dem syko. Dey iz dat way natcheralee.
I’m gonna go be a bad gurl for a minnite.
BBL.
**comez bak in, cursin**
Dangitdangitdangit
Teh naybor mowed teh feeld, so now I’m not az well hidden wen I’m sittin awn teh rok….
**dragz sopebocks in**
Frenz, I has teh confeshun:
I beleev in killin mices oar ennyfing dat invades my howse.
My attitood is: Ifn a livin be-ing comes into my howse uninbited an poses a potenshul thret to teh livin be-ingz dat iz ‘pozed to be dere, den it be fayre game.
I losted a fren cuz I nawt “catch an relees” teh mowses dat wuz comin in2 my hoam.
I sowwy, but diz be how I feline.
Jes thot u shud knowing.
**gets awf sopebocks**
Ai nawt catch adn relees teh rodints dat nawt inbited either.
Wii haz a problum wif teh aowtsied rodintz hazzing teh bubonic plague adn teh hanta viris. Iz safur tu nawt handul dem enny moar den U haz tu.
U duz nawt do it TEH HOOMAYNE WAY?!?!?
I knew dere wuz reezun I lyked u, WRr.
Ai likez ya both. Clue tey name,Luvmeece. Corse dat wut kittehs luv bestest.
Haven’t had problems with mice. I am constantly chasing ground hogs and chipmunks out of my garage. The racoons are so big they gnawed the bird cage off of the neighbors chimny and decided that was a good place to live.
Ohai, mainlycoon!
Duz u has mainlycoon kittehs? WANT!
Red, ai am wif yu on dis situayshun! Micez in deez partz hab plague (nawt kiddin) AND cary virus dat libbz en der potty..wen it dryz humanz hab dyed bc dey inhaled virus, Wanta Virus, ai fink itz called. 2 dangerous 2 mess wif dem!!!!!1!!! Nawt fur homez!
{{{{{Red}}}} Hope yur fren unnerstanz somdae.
(stooopy ‘puter freezen up & stopin awn mii, sry)
Dat’s kewt, but don anywun akshelly try to give littel kittehs whiskee. It wood be danjerus!
I’ll hav whut theyre havin!
Iffen playing on pooter rekwires kids owta da way, yu shud be at teh cyber cafe in teh NB.