Comments on: CLUELESS

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:12:09 +0000

dey won’t notis yu haz a hook in yer head.

By: eubie

eubie — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:17:12 +0000

Mai dad had teh alz, KK, adn Ai can noes wut ur tawkin baot. Mai mawm wuz n rly rly bad helf, but mai dad wuz so mush wers 2 deel wif, caws u nebber noes wut tehyr gonna dew. Wun mer gents sea affer teh uvver, adn each wun more bizarre tahn teh last. Ai jush LIVED egg sauce ted. Hang n tehre.

By: noobeh

noobeh — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:42:37 +0000

ai sowwy to hab missed u an ur helpful self BF! Fankq fur teh info – ai rote it on my cheetsheet for smilies so ai alwayz ‘member.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:39:21 +0000

@@@@@!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:26:54 +0000

Yeh, dond wan dat pleh stuff goin daun deh kitteh! Ai uze swiffer an iz drai in a sekinnd.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:25:32 +0000

Oh, u sposta preten liene is deh dawt.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:15:41 +0000

Priceless
lol

By: Judy

Judy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:14:52 +0000

HAHAHA that pic’s fabulous.

By: Mitch Yo!

Mitch Yo! — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:05:01 +0000

Ha ha! That worked out perfectly. Sometimes kitties get confused.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:50:48 +0000

i can has clue?

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:22:51 +0000

OBTW kitkay! Aifinkso my friend list got fouled up adn you disappeared offa there, so Ai’v sent you another friend request. Judging by other peeps’ messages, this sort of thing happens to ICHC once in a while, so pleeez don’t think that folks have erased you on purpose if you find that they vanish from your list or vice-versa. Just send teh request again.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:22:08 +0000

Ooo, sownds wunnderful!! ai lubbs orangy kittehs, an teh MC R cool!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:12:50 +0000

**Peeking back in for a minnit adn finding kitkay’s messages**
Fanks for teh info re: Tribble! Do you know which specific LOL we’re talking about back in that time? Ai know it’s hard to remember, of course, adn we could maybe find it with a Google search–annywai, next taim we see Tribble in teh LOLs, Ai’ll ask..
–Adn Ai’m sorri to hear about your mom’s difficulties. Maybe tehy can get teh meds balanced to help her keep a little more control. It’s very sad to see a loved one doing/saying things you know she would never do in her life before the sickness, and know how distressed she would be if she knew. Life lotsa times turns out not to be fair, aifinkso. {{{{kitkay and her mom}}}}
–goodnight all–(again)–

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:08:52 +0000

yeah, agreed. Taht lyke wut ai wuz finking. Ore a tag 2 hang up in teh store on teh LOLcat i’ll. maykes EZ picking out-niss!

(and ohai, kaykitteh! wii boff Beez Kay’s an KKs!)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:05:21 +0000

O, and eye am soo happeh 4 yoo, too, Red. That’s wundermuss and amazeing! Trully a blessing, an ai hoaps taht yoo stay well!!! (yoo prolly in bed now, swete dreeems!)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:01:38 +0000

oh, and fangs sew much 4 fending mii!! ai juss gotted my profyle resently, eben tough ai bin on hear ovver a yere!

ai kame late today; spent teh hole freeking day in horsepitals wiff my mommakat…wuz eggossting! She has teh ALz. an teh crazies, an bin fawling cuz meds not rite. Wuznt rlly hert bad this thyme, butt ai took hur frum teh ER back in teh psych horsepital (insted ob her ALzheimer’s ass’t libbin) , so tehy can help her git better frum her contant yelling an git meds rite sew as she wont be falling down soo mush.

Normally ai donut lyke 2 tawlk about my RL too mush, butt cheezfrens B teh nysist frens!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:54:32 +0000

ohai, Dr. pulmonaryist!

yesh, ai did go too teh bed last nite, but i juss red yore commints, and yess indeeeedy, Tribblol is an un-freekin-beleevablol palendrome kween!!!! ai wuz playing on that day, that LOL, an ai absolutely cood not beleev how menny she did an how fast, OMGosh!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:34:30 +0000

guud nite {{{OM}}}

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:34:28 +0000

Sounds like somebody playing Metal Gear Solid or one of those? Am ai dimly remembering hero sneaking up on guard by hiding under a box? One of those fun-but-unlikely sort of game mechanics–

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:32:01 +0000

Yay! LD is blu agin! Yesh, Noobeh, Bom waz deh bery hepful wen ai began inna Cheezlan. Our queen iz gud 2 butt(!) hab deh intertoob receptshun troobl 4awhil. o.o O.O -.- zzz Tyme 2 coil up nex 2 mae hubcat naow, nite-nite!
{{{als Cheezfrenz still up}}} =^1^=

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:31:39 +0000

ai haz tew uze teh numbre pad tho, teh numbre kees atteh tawp uv teh keebord nawt dew dis fer meh.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:28:58 +0000

noobeh, duz u haz a pc?

ai maik teh moosikal notez an stuffs thuslee…
hold daown teh alt kee an uze teh number keepad awn teh rite side uv keeboard, wen u letz up awn teh alt kee the symbolos appeer.

alt 3 ♥
alt 4 ♦
alt 13 ♪
alt 14 ♫

ai nawt explaynes bery gud sew ai hoap u see wat ai meenz

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:28:58 +0000

Happy 2! Adn now Ai will sai goodnite to all, and will go get some sleep. Thnxbai!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:26:30 +0000

Sounds liek you bi a gooood mama foar teh kittehz. Our two kittehs have allwais been indoor critters; we had indoor/outdoor kittehs teh first few years, but tehy were always comin home wif wounds and abscesses from cat-fights adn bites, and finally we lost one dear old kitteh who got hit by a car, adn after taht we just keepem inside. Adn tehy seem to do fine. Tehy chitter at teh birds through teh windows in teh mornings, but tehy get bored wif taht after a while adn go take a nap–adn then run around teh house like crazee at 0300 for no obvious reason… adn on teh rare occasions when tehy sneek out a poorly-closed door onto teh porch, tehy just flop over on their backs in teh sun adn rub on teh concrete adn get nice an dusty-dirty, adn then come back inside again. Adn rub teh dusty dirt on teh black trowser legs.

By: noobeh

noobeh — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:18:07 +0000

ai nawt gno how to mayk teh moosicul notez so my song to u abowt beein so bloo wuz nawt luvverly lyk ai had hoeped, but maybeh now u gets teh pikchur.

By: noobeh

noobeh — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:15:43 +0000

ai luv to reed teh kid fiction befur ai let my kidlet hab it… mommee preevyoo. ai will hab to chek dis guy owt! fankq fur teh shayrin!

By: noobeh

noobeh — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:12:36 +0000

u sooo bloooo! u reely r

By: noobeh

noobeh — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:11:33 +0000

lmao! wow ref awesum!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:08:20 +0000

Aifinkso yu are rite, darthmommy; tihs has been a bad dai for blooness generalli–but maybi tis fixt now, cauz ai had a blooness teh last time ai checkt. ‘course, now ai prolly jinxt it… grumblemumble…

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:03:30 +0000

Noah Fair, yeshaifinkso!! Datz y ai naow keepz mae kittehz inside mii houze until dark. Iffn ai neber eber gitz anoffer ded bird, skirl bebe or chippymonk awn mae bak step ai will die hapyhapyhapy! Ai hab deh stong feelin’z 4 als lil’n'heplez onez. Moastly rodentz bee nocturnal (rite?) sooo mii formerly-feral kittehz can hunt den.
CC knowz ai tryz 2 putz mae kollege 2 gud werk!
=^!^=

By: darthmommy

darthmommy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:58:36 +0000

Fankyoo sew muches fr remynding me ob himz. Nao ai haz an ideeya fr mai suns summer reeding!

By: darthmommy

darthmommy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:53:19 +0000

Fankyoo, noobeh! ai will trai dis. An alsew, no madder wut, ai kannawt be bloo! But ai finkso i’z nawt doin it rong, ai finkso iz sum udder problum, kuz ai follwed teh drekshuns, but it nawt werked.

By: burnt eyes

burnt eyes — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:53:09 +0000

Is world of warcraft kitteh! You haz imcompleat qvest!

By: noobeh

noobeh — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:41:20 +0000

dat wuz a helpful hint handed down frum a cheezpeep, maybee Bom, ainfinkso. Gotta gib credit wer credit iz doo!

By: noobeh

noobeh — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:37:18 +0000

ushully ai find peepl dat are not bloo by pastin der naym instead uv myn in teh browzer when i m on my profyl. like it will say cheezburger.com/pictures-by-noobeh or sumfin an ai put darthmommy in der instead of noobeh an mosstymz ai find dem. but yesh, go to cheeztowncryer (cweenmj’s site) fur teh most helpful hintz!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:31:44 +0000

Oyesh! Ai hadn’t seen taht one yet, but he’s written lots of books, mostly for kids of various ages but enjoyable by grownups too! A few yrs ago tehy put together two big collections of his classic kids’ fantasy/SF novels–called “5 novels” adn “4 Fantastic Novels”–both xcellent and still available. Ai still crack up reading “Borgel” and “Slaves of Spiegel.” I love the way his kids’ stories don’t shy away from using big words the kids will have to look up when they are appropriate to tell the story. Adn teh kids eat em up! Or so Ai’m told.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:21:29 +0000

ah’m a lil lait but welkom mainlycoon!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:20:40 +0000

O noes, nawt borin! Ai didn’t kno abowt Townsend squirlz be4. Lookt em up just nao inna Wikipedia–not much info there yet; will Google moer later aifinkso. But teh map in teh endangered aminlols list site shows em just inna litlol bitty patch of Washington! Oo! — crowded out of most of their old range aifinkso, liek you said. No fair!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:12:12 +0000

Mae sistah hab State Patrol yob cowntin’ deh fatalitez ob car-crashz. One dae at werk she gitz phonecall, “Yu gotta yob teachin HS-com 2 werk!!” Sistah openz deskdrawr, pickz up purse, walkowt & nawt luuk bak, eber. Ah “hapy endin’”!!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:08:48 +0000

Yep, mai work is divided between hospital (pulmonary consulting and critical care mostly) and office (mostly consulting adn following up folks I’ve tended in hosp.). You work in police dept. aifinkso you mentioned downthread? Do you has to work wif grumpy public? Or back inna back office doing stuffs for teh grumpy cow-orkers?

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:04:12 +0000

find teh post bai cweenmj. Click awn teh bloo naem, der is teh page awn hur site dat will tell U haow tu do most fings in cheezland.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:02:43 +0000

Ohai mc! I’m sure that one of our kittehs is not a MainlyCoon, as she’s a fairly typical domestic shorthair (teh tuxie), but we’ve wondered whether our black longhair kitteh might be partly MC. She’s kinda small tho, and my understanding is that MC’s are mostly pretty generous-sized kittehs. She might be partly Persian but doesn’t have the squooshed face. Both are rescue kittehs so we don’t know much about their parentage.

By: darthmommy

darthmommy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:59:49 +0000

Ohai mainlycoon. Ai wood frend yu but *wisperz in shame* ai duz nawt no hao tew dew it. Ai needz tew figger dis owt.

By: darthmommy

darthmommy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:54:02 +0000

Ohai! Ai hab herd ob Daniel Pinkwater. He rote wun ob mai fabrit books cawled Bear’s Picture.

By: Troll E Troll

Troll E Troll — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:50:20 +0000

Ai had teh jawb dat nobuddee wanted meh tu du foar dem. Ai payed foar mai trip tu France bai diggin teh grabes.

By: Miroku

Miroku — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:49:54 +0000

What was that noise?

Hmm…

Just a box…

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:44:34 +0000

Deh skwirlz heer are mostly jus Eastern Greyz…which hab displayzd PNW Townsend skwirlz. I hab dem inna bakyard sum. Dey doant “mix” wif Eastern Greyz…dey are black wif oranj (nawt poisin) tummyz, so cute! Adn Townsendz bee smaller yet much much noizer! Mae broffer deh beeg hunterguy hatez dem bc tey seez danger und “cheep-cheep-cheep” tymes elebenty telling deer’n'otter prey hunterguy is neer!
HA (mii broffer iz Nawt hongry–leaf dem alone&go home wif yur gunz, ai sayz) Anyhoo, up awn Vancouver Island–dey gotz lots’n'lots ub deh Townsend skirlz az Eastern greyz nawt taken ober. Ai lub naturl science..sry iff’n ai bore yuz.

By: briezbee

briezbee — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:07:24 +0000

that is so funny

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:13:01 +0000

**shrugs** I nawt care. I iz pale, iz fack.

So, u werks in horse-piddlol?

By: mainlycoon

mainlycoon — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:12:24 +0000

Ohai Lungdoc, Nice to meet you. Do you have Mainly Coons? I listen to NPS but it’s Usually “Car Talk”