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Congrats X2 GP #1fur ur nawt sekund an #2 fur ur birfdai. HAPPI BIRFDAI!
ooo fankies annipuss!!!
WELKUM WELKUM tu teh nawt sekkund episode ob “Piggeh, in conbersayshun…”
Plz tu taek yur seets! Teh show wheel startify inna phew minnits!
*Runsthruwifakiwikness* Happi Burthingdai GP!! *Throws GP a nyce fresh carrot an sparkli collar, um I mean necklace*
ooo shinee adn crunchee!!! fankyoo!
*comes in overwated by a hyooge elebenty layer carrut caek wif creem cheese icings*
*loses balanse*
*caek lands rite on top of teh piggeh*
oops!
er… Happy Birfday!
can u eet ur way out from unner that, or do u need halp?
* muffled OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM *
*adds ‘lebenty flaming candlols n sparklers to caek*
Happeh natal dai, GP! Adn menny, menny moar!
*wispers* Leeza, has he had teh bumps yet?
bumps?
is taht liek.. teh birfday spankings??
Sort of. Peepz hold hims 4 liddle legs and (jentlee) bump hims derriere on the grownd, wun bump fur eech yeer adn wun fur gud luk – wich he mite need after teh bumps!
Hoopy bird dai GP!
fankies catslave!!!
schmoo! To you GP! Happy birthday and many happy returns!!!
schmoo!!!
Piggeh, stop schmoozing and start teh show! Teh sellebrities is getting restless. Even teh rabid weaslols is starting to look worried.
If ur waiting for teh cween and she is not here yet, perhaps we could move her number back a little? Just a suggestification.
**Runz in breffless…… cursing stuppee internet connexshun……
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OH hai ebbreewun…. sry i late
haz deh sho started??? did i missing mine Q???
Aifinkso ai saw Q. daonthred, but didnawt gno was YUR Q
** runs in to get a good seet **
Didja find Gerard Butler for me ??
Huh ??
Didja ??
** bownces up & down wif teh eggcitemint **
Umm… Err… Umm… yesh! Umm… hii wheel prolly be heer anee minnit! Hu ebber hims is!
** rolls eyes **
He’s an ACTOR…wuz in “300″..
iz Scottish…
Happy burfay, Pinnee Gigg!
Ai meenz, Guiness Piggeh! An manee more woot-woot-wooting burfays to cum!
yesh yesh!!! heer’s tu umm… lawts moar!!!
Happi Birfdai GP!
*pull owt follding chayre adn sits in de front row bownsig wif eggcitment*
fankies nyghtwind!!! but but but yu deed nawt liek teh chares wii had set owt? * has a worried *
*gibs GP a prezzent ob elebenty shyny fings – ok, iz akshewally LCB’s bakpak, but I’m shure she won’t mind – adn teh complete “On Teh Riberbank” DVD set*
* grabs prezunt adn scampersawaiwibakwikness *
Happi burfadi, GP – Ai has serched teh innerwebs fur teh perfick burfdai pressunt fur yu an Ai fownd…….ekstrah-padded green floofy nikkers, juss rite fur sykling in! Butt(!) plees to be waerin teh odder shorts OBER tehm – we donut wont to fryten teh horsis!
there iz odder shorts than ekstrah-padded green floofy nikkers???
ai donut finkso!!
you mean the one ending in *** **** elebentyelebentyelebentyelebenty?
happy burfdae! here’s sum re-cyclol’d caek left from da brake rum
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.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~adn in honor 0 yr brufdae, the Cui Cassoulet todae will be maded wif ham stir.
*cuts littlol slice outta caek, gives rest to piggeh*
Wat a wunnermuss cayk! U r a speshul pinny gig, GP an all teh cheezpeeps lurvs u! Happeetayl birfday 2 u (even lil tayls can b happee) {{{GP}}} *shmoo*
{{{noobeh}}} schmoos!
*ham stirs*
Oink! Plz to nawt eet teh piggehs! Kthx.
ooh, wut a nommy-luking caek!
*droolz*
Wow! Berry impressib!
*reads number from card*
It’s “12345″. Yes, mm-hmm, that’s rite. Name on teh card? Lessee… it’s last name Piggeh, first name Guinness. Yes, like teh drink, uh-huh. Eggspiration date? Whut kine stoopy question is that? How will I know when that silly piggeh gonna kickify teh bukket?
*snort*
Conga rodent shoo laces, GP! and Hippo Birdie Deer Ewe!
* joyns conga lyne ob rodints *
fankies Janet ob Gar!!!
And HOORAY fur teh NAWT SEKOND Guiness Piggeh in awl ov Cheezland fur landing awn teh Nawt Sekond spot awn this MOAST ausbe. . .aspig. . .speshul day!!!
Solo, eben. Hippo burdeez, boss!
Fankies! Fankies! Janet & AngelPlume!!!
^ _...._ ^.' '. _...._^ / HAPPY \' '.|X BIRFDAY/ GUINNESS \-. \ |X PIGGEH | ^.-. |'.-. .' \ /\;/ `/\` '. .'/ \ ( `/\`/ \ \ ^ `)^ / \ ) ( ^/'-...-'\ ( \/-.__ __.-\ )jgs '._ ` _.' ^ /`"""""`wowsers!! *clappity clappity*
ohhhh, purty! nice job nativeca66
dat reely iz kwite impresiv! its lyk fyrwerks in teh skii!
Agweez wid ahl abuv about deh burfay picher
ooh how pritty!
NC66!! u haz owtdun urself!!! dat b spektakkaler!!!
More tallint! Wowzer! Yu’z good! Amazeeng!
nativeca66!!! Ware yu has bin??? Ai has missed yu!!!
Fankies fur teh baloloons!!! Trooly egg salad!!!
ADN teh poyntee liddel partee hat!
do you finkso teh rouwnd fing unner teh partee hat is a liddol guinness piggeh???
*runsinwifaqwiknissouttabreth*
ai iz bak frum stoopy meetin, butt (!) aifink ai missed teh sillybrashuns…wah!
enneewai, HAPPYTAYL BIRFDAI to owr deer GP! Heers tew mennee moar, fulluv teh gud stuffs, gud helth, an awl teh shinee fings u wantz!!
{{{jk2kitteh}}} fankyoo!!!
*a littlol packich is delibered 2 ginneh pigs dressing rum – wayt… way will der bes dressing ober ginneh pig? hims nawt a salid… n-e-way – da pakich… bees deliberd adn lablold wif ‘hawpee burfdai ginnehpig’ iffn da ginnepiggeh opins et der will bees a selecshun ob greek cheezis… wibout da burgers forchunatleh, cus dem habs been stolded*
* wipes salid dressing awf *
* eyes bocks ob lubberly greez cheezes, doesn’t mind dere is no cheezburgers! * {{{siobhan}}} yu shore nose hao tu maek a littlol piggeh happeh!!!
greez cheez?
somehao that sounds liek somethin u’d eet!
*snorglols teh littlol piggeh* Ohai Piggeh. Ai has misseded yew. Ai lubs yew. *schmoo* *grooms Piggeh’s littlol eers wifagentilness*
{{{Taya}}} Sry ai missed yu tu!!! Schmoos!!!
*snorglols an gibs teh Piggeh a littlol tux fur hims birfdai parteh*
Iz nawt purrminint tho…
nex yoo shud maek a work-owt DVD!
Hovercraft Kitteh iz doing weight-loss infomershuls? Hmmm.
i am floofy, not fat.
don be uzzin dat colonic stuff, kitteh.
Uh…are the kitteh’s feet botherin anyone else ???
Sumfin abowt teh feets iz creepin me owt…
duz it give u shivers in ur sole?
it crepes eek owt, i finkso.
** luks at Lezza archly **
*feels liek a heel*
Sumhows, yesh, but I can’t quite nail it. (Ob coarse, sum mite say I’m jus’ toe-ing teh line.)
Yeff, lyk der poytin teh rong wai or sumfin. Lukks kinda lyk teh floof is oberwelmin dem .. pushin dem intu straynj comfigulashunz.
Iz juss teh wate uv teh kitteh skwishin dem doun awn teh glass tabul dat teh kitteh iz sittin awn.
Fankeez, annipuss! Dat kyoord teh kreepeez fur meh.
Ai had ownlee bin seein it as a kitteh layin awn itz bakk – wich eggsplayns teh weerd flatness ob teh frunt futteez tu.
omcc, teh situps r NOT werking, kitteh!!
u needs a boe-flex!
Yesh yesh! xcellent fine device for hangin clothes upon to keepem off teh floor!
duin mai rollersizes
Yeah, butt (snerk) ur luv handles just gots megga-sizzed!
GP…iz it tiem yet???? ***asks wif an exsite ed****
ohai SpiritDancer, sew glad u cud mayk it!
ohai, noobeh…gud tew seize yu lykwize. GP hired teh Rabid Weezols 2dai fer protectifying hiz gests…
*LalaLaLAlaLalaaaaa*
Happee Buirfdai 2 U
Pikkled Eggs in a stoo
Happee Burfdai deer GP
Moar porkee scratchins foar yoooooooo
*Kertsees*
Ai fank u…
Ai is nawt used 2 pulik purformin!
Happee birfday, dear G. P.
*Hands G.P. magiclol platter that constantly replenishes itself wiv his most favoritest foods.
*Gives G.P. a glow stick to wave around, or to boop peepz wiv, however the fansee strikes him.
Schmoos to youse
Ai think, to compleet THAT storee, he needz teh flying car pit az well!!
*hans GP teh moast byootiful flying car pit in teh hole whirled, wif foot long golden frinj*
*whispurs* Taek if wif yoo awn teh neggst long bike ride. It folds up reel teenee – yoo can hav it in yur pokkit. An wehn yoo ar awn it, yoo ar invisiblol, so . . .
ohai janet, yoo rebember taht burfday wish yoo menshuningd to me? well, consider it granit!!
(if i kan grant rhsb’s sekrit burfday wish, ifinkso i kan do anyfing! 
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* waybes glowsteeck wib a kwikness adn marbells at awl teh pritty cullers * Fankies Q!!! Whut a grate gift!!!
Dat wuz beyootiful !!!
Happy birfday,GP…ai haz broughted u yougurt drops in ebbery flavor…
and sum Guinness & Smithwyks to wash dem down!
ooo fankies eeck!
Dat wuz boofull TCM!
glad tew heer taht leetle peece awf brain we left out awn last lol didn’t damage ur singin voise.
It woz teh sparling lemony waters dat did it!! Fank you soooo much!!!!
O TheCatsMutha!!
Taht wuz just lubberlee! Seldom hav ai seen a bedder purrrrrfur mintz! An teh werds – purrrrrrr fekshun!!
*ahem, ahem*
too teh tune uv “Gary, Indiana” frum teh Moosik Man, by Meridtih Wilsun
red hare? check
singing voyse uv five yeer old? check
tap shoos? check
OK, let’s roll!
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Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Happee Burfdae, piggeh!
Let me say it once again!
Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Happee Burfdae, piggeh!
To our TTI cheezfren!
If u’d like to haz a persunal burfdae phlonquais,
To feed u lotz uv Guinness an caek awn Mundae,
If u needz a recc… a wrek… a suggeschun,
Try LCB,
I think she’s free…
Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Hope you heerz teh message alla way in Birmingham!
Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Happee Burfdae, piggeh,
Happee Burfdae, piggeh!
Owr GRATE cheezfren!
Wat a wunnerful voys u hab! An teh tappytappy shooz wer a speshul addishun! {{{TessM}}}
{{{tessm}}} taht is full ob win! fankyoo SO mush!
Hoppi Burfdae tu U
Hoppi Burfdae tu U
Hoppi Burfdae deer Piggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Hoppi Burfdae tu U
An Meeneeeeee Mooooooooooooore.
Ai offers da Blakk & Tan inna larg barrel wif laddr insid an out.
An lif tym supplee ob pork skrachins ( as long as U lib onlee won weekweekweek.).
*eeps adn runs off tu pay Warner Bruvver Goggies tehr royalties foar awl teh HB singing*
*clappity x elebenty*
That was so cute! Did u guise see her tap dance wif tap shoos on her hands? That was amazifying!
clappityclappityclappity!!
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very nice!!
(i lubs taht moovie
Otay! eet seems ower cween is held up awn teh Red Carpit!!!
So, heer tu openify teh show… Heer is lolcatburglar wib a BERRY speshul purrformance!
Plz tu put yur paws tugebber!!!
*puts GP’s paws tugether*
*tyes dem wif fur handcuffs*
oh, must be left over from the shelf lining over the weekend. phew.
LCB steps onstage dressed in either the costume provided by teh rabid weaslol dry cleening “serviss” or mabye it is two postage stamps and a rumbert band. She tunes her lolguitar, removes a few strings and replaces them wif limp spaghettis.
While My Phlonquais Weeek Weeek Weeeks
(Wif aplologies to teh Beatlols)
Teh warshing masheen in the londree room’s bleeping
While my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks
I look at teh floor and I see that it’s seeping
Still my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks
I don’t know how often I’ve told u
Not to let Mick go thru
I don’t know why I must still scold u
Now clean that mi-il-dew
I had a hard day and I deserve some pamp’ring
While my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks
GP’s not around, he’s out playing and scamp’ring
Still my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks
I don’t know why I shouldn’t sack u
For all that u don’t do
But I’d be sad if I should lack u
No one could replace u
I look for GP, find teh little beast sleeping
While my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks
I’ll give him a brake
Still my phlonquais weeek weeek weeeks
Lol, lol, lol
Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol
Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol
Weeek weeek weeek weeek
Weeek weeek weeek weeek
** bows to teh grayte and gifted LCB **
w00t! w00t! *wisslols*
Cudos, LCB! Yoo had mii laffing rite frum teh titlol!
*sniff*
taht wuz lubly, LCB, i am very moovd
*clappityclappityclappity*
* clappity clappity *
Fankyoo LCB!!! Nao, shud ai get mai nawt sekkund guest owt???
Laydees adn Gennulmens, plz tu welkum awn stayge… Merkin Prezidunt Barry Omaha!!!
Taht’s Barack Obama, piggeh….yew gotz teh rong guy!!
No,no!! Ai think itz teh rite guy! Itz just PiggehSpeek!
Naow wear iz Johnney Depp?!?
* speeks intu eer peace * whut yu meens hims has cancelled??? PFFT!
Umm… otay… send owt teh neckst guest den…
Laydees adn Gennulmens! Misser Omaha canut be heer sadlee, so plz tu welcum Meet Loaf!!!
* speeks intu eer peace agen * whut yu meens hims adn Cher wus arresitificated??? OMCC!
Hu else does wii has???
Umm… Err… Laydees adn Gennulmens… umm… err… Meet wus, unaboidablee detayned…
Lettuce sea iffn LCB mebbeh has an otter musiclol nummber in teh meenthyme!
Er, I doesnot but Mick wanted to do something for u, little rat, er, I mean, piggeh. He is just about reddy, only a few moar coats of lip creem to apply.
Ah, otay den!!!
* speeks intu eer peace AGEN * AI DONUT CARE HU YU GETS! is a talk show! GET ME SUMMEDY TU TALK TU! pfft! Stoopy Rabid Weeslols…
Ahem… yesh, well… Umm… plz tu direktify yur tenshuns tu teh otter stayge ware umm… mai gud frend Mick “teh Lips” Jaggeh has a littlol purrformance fur us awl tu… umm… enjoi.
Pssst! Piggeh! Mick went to teh rong stage again. Is down below a littlol.
YAY!! Pleezed to meet yoo, Mr. Loaf!!!
**klappity klappity** **wistlol wistlol**
Oncroyabull! (As we say in Fronsch lolspeak). W00t!
ooooh, tray bean!
clappity clappity! berry nice LCB. an u are in fine voice 2day
*jumps to feet wif applol soss*
*reminds self to look up phlonquais in dictionary.com*
yay LCB! Sing it Girl!
such teh greatness n latents! *iz stonishd* (deeplee!)
*jions in teh birfdei-wishis-partey*
hppybdei to piggeh ^^ *hands ‘nuvver carret*
Ohai RobbevonScholle!!! Fankyoo berry mush fur teh carret!!!
@@@@@ x ellebentee LCB
woot woot!
*clappity clappity*
*paws held titely togedder to honeur teh Grate LCB*
*realizes taht resistance iz fyootyle*
W00t!! W00t!! Clapitititititclapclapclap etc untilz toad alley exhausted!!
Oh Mai CC!! LCB!! Again! Yoo haz outdun yur awn self!
*punches LCB in teh arm (jentlee) to be shur it iz reelee she*
hao?
But… but… but ai doan wanna luuk phphlat laik a plank!!!
Ai laik kurvs!
Hau long dus tummee stayz flaht wen u gets up?
ask no qwestjuns – heer no liez!!
an lissen to no infomershalz.
Wun moar trai.
* sneeks in with huge jar covered with googly eyed Pinny gig stickers *
GP, here are some home made pickled eggs for this special day! I followed your recipe exactly.
Pleh RL is calling
{{{gammacat}}} best… prezunt… ebber!
Ai has a littol sad ai has 2 leev teh partee, but ai has a big happee cos ai is go home adn c mai 5 booful bebeh kittehs!!!
If pooter wurkin ai mite be bak, if nawt, hav wundful nyte adn ai c u in teh TTI moarnin.
{{{{{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}
U Can’t Always Please LCB
(wif aplologies to teh Lolling Stones, except for Mick. He knows why.)
(see below for link to singalong. there’s caek there, 2!)
*Lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig, freshly styled and audited by Fronk, inhale helium and sing*
I sawr LCB at teh reception
Warm applol juice in her hand
I knew she would have a conniption
When she learned it was “GP” brand
No, u can’t always please LCB,
U can’t always please LCB
U can’t always please LCB
But if u try sometime
U might find u get ur revenge.
*lolpigburglar plays a fronsch horn solo*
*Mick struts up to teh mic, singing from GP’s
pintpoint of view*I sawr LCB at teh reception
Warm applol juice in her hand
I knew she was gonna have a conniption,
When she learned it was “GP” brand
(Chorus)
U can’t always please LCB
U can’t always please LCB
U can’t always please LCB
But if u try sometime,
U might find u get ur revenge!
And I went down to LCB’s mansion
To get my fair share of abuse,
I sed, “I wanna nom some pork scratchings!
If I don’t I’m gonna spill some warm applol juice!”
sing it to me, piggehs
(Chorus)
Oh, piggeh, yesh, oh
I went down to teh Cheezland Drugstore
To get Mick’s prescription filled
I was standing in line with lolpigburglar
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a Guinness
My fav’rite kind of beverage
I told my woes to lolpigburglar
Yeah, and he sed one word to me and that was “rage”
I sed to him
(Chorus)
Whoa yesh! Whoo!
*lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig sing oohs and aaahs while Mick screams, struts and pouts*
I sawr LCB at teh reception
In her glass was some shampers
She was practised at teh art of hedbatting
Well, I could tell by my blood-stained eers
(Chorus x 2)
*lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig sing oohs and aaahs while Mick struts and pouts and eventually falls over*
Yaaaaay! *clappity clappity clappity* WOOOOOOT!!!!
*clappityclapptiyclappity*
iz a insint classik, ifinkso!! wootwoot!
*bownses up and down and flings applol saws eberwer*
woo hoo!!!
*frowz shinee fings at stayg fur LCB*
oh muh cc! Ai m in awww uv u an ur pepper ayshuns! u werked bery hard on ur purrformuns.
*clapptiy clappity clappioty clappity!!*
*still laffin over blood stained eerz*
(well, laffin over teh lyriks, ennyway, nawt teh eerz themselves)
* funderuss Applolsaus *
Well, yesh. Fankies Mick, LPB adn Scrooge – berry moobing…
Nao, yu wheel be teh pleezed tu heer wii has a guests heer awn teh cowch!!! FINALLY! * narrows eyes at Stoopy Rabid Weeslols *
Plz tu gib a beeg warm, cheezland welkum to… Skwirrlgrrl!!!
* leens in awl seerius liek *
Nao, skwirrlgrrl… plz tu tell us abowt yur terriblol addikshun tu anti-wrinklol creem… hao deed yu get thru teh dark thymes, teh multiplol purrsonalities, teh Pork Py addikshun…
* lukks closer *
Hay! tihs is NAWT skwirrlgrrl! is a cardboard cutout!!!
* speeks intu eer peace * GO TU COMERSHUL! COMERSHUL!!!
*deh ruum is pitch black wifowt a single photon tu shedding lite.
*deh peepz murmur amunst demselbez wundering wut iz happening.
*Suddenly, in a blinding flash uv lite,
*Cweenmj materializingz on deh stage
*amid smoke adn a rezownding thunderclap
*leebing deh awed~ee~ens stunned intu silence.
*Deh Cween iz indeed stunning in
*deh hip-hugging bell-bottomed blak lether britchez wif fringes down teh *owtside seamsz and deh pokkitz dekkerated wif shiny silver studz
*adn a wiyte satin blouse wif beaded flowerz front and bak.
cweenmj:
Is tihs teh reel lyfe?
No, is just fantasee
Welkum tu Cheezland
Yur escape frum reeyalitee
Wii sai “Ohai’s”
Flai up in teh skies wib Acmeee…
Man teh Cyoot Crash Cart, ai kneads mai C-H-R-G
Dere’s a gnu LOL, commints? No!
Ai sai “Ohai!”, Nawt Sekkund? No!
Annipuss wus teh fastest, meens wii kin go tu teh…
Ty Boooooteeeeek…
[lolpigburglar plays a solol awn teh peano]
cweenmj:
Scamper… awl arownd Cheezland
Teh Cheezfrends arr awl in bed…
Teh Nite Watchman’s heer insted…
SCAMPER! Wii has LAWTS ob phun!!!
Plz Ceiling Cat donut taek eet awl awai!
SCAMPER!!! OOOoooOOO [dots]
Teh Trolls trai tu maek us crai
but dey won’t be bakk agen tihs thyme tomorrow!
Commint on, yur fayborit LOL… adn snorgle teh bebbeh otters…
Guinness Piggeh:
Mai Cheezfrends, yur so full ob win!
Funneh, sweet adn o, SO kynd,
Teh plezhure, eet’s awl myne!
Goodnite, ebberybodeh! I has to go!
Gotta leebe yu awl behynd adn fais teh trooth…
SCAMPER! OOOoooOOO (she cawls adn teh pig goes)
Ai’m just a Phlonquais!
Ai sumthymes fink ai’ll nebber escaype at awl!
[Scrooge McPig does a Geetar Solol]
cweenmj:
Ai sees a littlol silhouetto ob a pig!
Scrooge McPig, Scrooge McPig, hims wheel nebber be free, No!
LCB adn Mick’s lips, berry BERRY frightening EEP!
Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar
Scrooge McPig, teh Cheezland Tour Guide
lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR! Let dem go-oh-oh-oh
Ai is just a poor pig, ai has no munnie!
Hims just a poor pig, alwais has a hongree!
Spare him sum noms, won, tu oar ELEBENTY!
Guinness Piggeh:
“LCB, ai has tu no, wheel yu let me go?”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“let him go!”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“let him go!”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“LET MEH GO!”
“Wheel NAWT let yu go!”
“Lemme GO!”
“Wheel NAWT let yu go!”
“Lemme GO-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!”
“NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!”
“lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR, LOLCATBURGLAR!!! LEMME GO!!!”
“Be-LCB-bub has a debil set asyde fur me…”
“…called Mi-ck…”
“…he’s SI-CK!!!”
[cweenmj brings down teh howse wib an awesome Geetar Solol]
Guinness Piggeh:
So yu finkso yu kin stawp meh frum nomming mai PY?
So yu finkso yu kin rub creem awn mai narrowed EYE?
OWLD… LAY-DEH! Lookit tihs OTTER, is BEBB-EH!
Mick donut POUT! Yur lip’s sticking rite owt tu HEER!
“OH YESH! OH YESH!”
“Mai talk show’s awl taht matters…”
“Aneewon kin sea…”
“…follow teh bebbeh otters…”
“…tu teh stoodio wib watters… (Elebenteeeeee)!”
cweenmj:
“pfffffft!”
yu kin be singing along heer:
oh!
mai!
cc!!!!!
ai iz teh speechless!!!
yay!!
*whistlol whistlol*
wOOOOt wOOOOt
Fantasmagoriklol!
More more more!
And hippo birdseye GP!!!
May u hab menny menny menny moar!!!
Ai brotted a picnic hampur wif carrot caek, a 6-pack ob guinniss – an a sordidment ob pork pies an sossij rolls – Enjoy!!!
{{{Nennepuss}}} ooo whut a wunnermuss hamper!!! Fakyoo so mush!!!
lol!!!!
*clappity clappity stawmp stawmp*
Dat wuz so mush fun! Ai figgered owt the Queen part in the middlol an almoss fellowta my chair laffin!
*clappity clappity*
Extry points for getting into those leather brtiches, cween!
EPIC Win cween!
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As Wayne and Garth would say: “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!” /bow /bow
*takez deep bow
*Blowz kisses tu deh awed~ee~ens
menny thankz tu mai riter deh Grate adn Talented
GUINNESS PIGGEH!!!
*GP enterz frum stage left
Take a bow, GP!!!
Happy Burfday, deer Piggeh!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{GP}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
fankies mai cween! an egg salad purrformunts!!!
* taeks a bow *
* scampersawaiwibakwiknessfrumtehstaygefrite *
*lower jaw hits floor*
Wowzie Zowie, baby, you’re the one
Wowzie Zowie, baby, so much fun
*iz in compleet speechless awe at teh win an awsumness*
CLAPPITYCLAPPITYCLAPPITY X ELEBENTY
What LM sed!!!!
Ai sowree ai misst it atta tiem!!!!!!!! Fank CC fur teh Tiem Window taht allowing me tu lukk back in tiem tu witniss teh amazing purrforminse!!!!
Egg~sell~ant, mai cween, dis is awsum! U is such a fine purrformah!
*runs in wipting caek off hur mouth*
umm… I thot I was teh LAST guessed!!!!
*hastily tidies hur tayle*
so… how is u today piggeh??
Ah, skwirrl… dere yu is!
FINALLY! So, skwirrl… just HU is behynd teh anti-wrinklol creem? Plz tu tell us abowt yur inner skwirrl… oar, leeza-b as ai unnerstand she lieks tu be cawled…
um, as far as I knows, U is behind all teh wrinklol creem!!
wut kind of intervyoo is this? I thot u had a list of teh questions u is aloud to axe!
tihs am a seeryous innerbiew! adn ai is an award winning talk show host! right? RIGHT?
pfft… * czechs list ob kweshuns * but but but dese arr awl abowt YU adn yur gnu bukk: “skwirrlgrrl: so mush moar tahn juss a skwirrl”
*luks up from coloring*
um, wut?
did u say somethin?
*dodges hedbat*
ok ok ok… I was just teesing u piggeh.
but u knows, I don’t really need teh wrinklol creem, rite? RITE???
uh huh… affer teh correktib serjuries, rite?
So, hao deed eet feel wen yu lawts yur tayl in taht horriblol debreefing cart ‘ackseedunt’? Deed eet maek yu feel liek anee less ob a skwirrl?
well at leest I HAD a tayle!
who it makin these kwestions up? I never had any aksident wif teh debreefing cart! Ask Maus!! Don’t make me get owt teh wheel!
* flicks thru paypurs *
Umm… Err… well, hao abowt yu tell us abowt yur childhood? eet sais heer taht yu liekd tu plai wib teh otter eskimo kids in teh snow chasing pololar bares arownd. Hao du yu finkso taht shayped yu as an adult? hmm?
*grabs kwestion list from GP*
*scans wif w littol frown*
Silleh piggeh!
These r teh kwestions for teh lemmings!!
Unfortunately they had a slite akksident, when u givvd tehm the directions u shud not has had them come by way of Cliffsied Drive!!
So now all ur kwestions r out of order.
*wads up lemming kwestions and plinks GP in teh hed wif them*
Find MY kwestions, plzthx!
Umm… Err… Well, yesh…
* showts tu Rabid Weeslols tu find proper kweshuns *
Ahem. Umm… Err… is err… umm… is yur seet teh comfortablol? Umm… Err… Hao does yu liek teh watter?
oh finally, a hard-hitting kwestion!
well the chare is a littlol wobbly, but I can manaje.
but this watter… well I hasn’t dranked any of it.. why does it luk yellow and clowdy? and why is it WARM???
Oh sry, LCB mussa leff taht dere… is GP Brand ‘Applol’ Joose, freshly skwozed, steel warm, juss hao she lieks eet.
Ah! Yur propur kweshuns is heer!
Nao, yu had yur nawt sekkund big hit wib “Gipsees, Twamps adn Feeves…” PFFT! Stoopy Weeslols!!! Dese are fur Cher!
Go tu COMERSHUL!!! COMERSHUL!!!
huh? whut yu meens nobody wants tu adbertise awn mai show??? OMCC! Well, does wii has a moar cooperatib guest bakk dere?
Whut yu meens dey wus awl kidnapped bai marauding cheezfrends??? * sigh *
Umm… well… audience…? Does yu has anee kweshuns fur skwirrlgrrl?
Exsqueeze me for barging in, but is my drink here? I thoughted I was gonna be invited to teh couch after my song so teh rabid weaslols putted it there for me.
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
O, yesh… ai almost forgotted (awn porpoise)… plz tu welkum LCB tu teh stage!!!
Oh, Yeah!!! I have a question for the girl in the squirrel costume…
Umm… What are you doing Satuday Night, around 8pm?
Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.
Uncooperative.. hmph!!!
My peeple told ur peeple xactlee what to ask, is it my falt if you is orgamisashunnly challenged?
Do I still get my fee??
Umm… rite… yesh… * fumbles wib paypers *
So… LCB… umm… fankyoo fur joyning us awn stayge… Umm… plz tu tell us abowt yur nebber ending quest tu fynd Mt McKinley… whut does yu hope tu fynd when yu gets dere?
PFFFT!
At least he has teh rite kwestions for u, LCB!
*hands lolcatburgler her joos*
*goes off to luk for guest pressies in teh green room*
Hay! ai is nawt teh orgas… organs… whut yu sed challenged!!! Adn AI wheel ask teh kweshuns heer, fankies!
is NAWT called “skwirrl, in conbersayshun…” yu nose! pfft!
Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.
*takes sip of drink, spits it out all over piggeh*
PLEH! Whut IS this? This is not my beautiful wine!
LCB channeling AB Fab Patsy FTW!
EW EW EW!!! PLEH PLEH PLEH!!!
Nao, iffn wii kin get bakk tu teh kweshuns plzthx?
Dere has bin a lawt ob roomers abowt yu, Mick adn yur seekrit wedding plans – just hao troo are dese adn otter ackyoozayshuns?
Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.
Can I just say that u can never has too many hats, glubs and shoos.
* narrows eyes *
Sum wud sai yu has a crayzee addikshun tu shinee fings, yu is teh crool tu Rodints adn sum ppl has eben bin nown tu sai yu is a… catburlglar ob sum kynd.
Does yu finkso mebbeh yu has bin nawt fairlee stereotyped oar is tihs mebbeh a troo reflekshun ob yur reel inner self?
Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.
*drinks entire bottlol of wine, passes out*
uh huh… rly? wow! taht IS teh inneressing…
Yeah, cheers. Thx a lot.
* slow, sad hedshake *
Well, cheezfrends. eet seems wii has run owt ob guests adn aifinkso ai kin heer sirens in teh distunts… prolly notting tu du wib meh braking intu teh stoodios oar aneefing liek taht… nuh uh, no wais…
Umm… well, fankies fur coming tu teh show! Ai hopes yu lieked eet! Plz tu collect yur Guinness Piggeh (c) Ackshun Figgers awn teh wai owt!!!
Schmooz!
That.Was.One.Of .The. BESTEST.performances.EVER !!!
W000t!!!! w000000t!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!
*Cheeringz and whistulingz fur Piggeh deh Grate!!!!!
Ohai GP happeh birfdai!
{{{2K}}} fankies!!!
Wut eeck sed!!!
Happee happee birfdai tew uuuuu GP!!!
Ai haz brot u a cloke uv inbisibilitee (ala Hairy Potted) sew u cahn hyde owt fer a rest wen teh phlonquieing git tew mush fer u!
alzo a pinapplol upsyd daown caik, wich ai admit ai did nawt maik, but iz freshlee bot atteh grocree stoar
MMm, yes! So freshly boughten that teh ink on teh receet is teh still wet.
** blots up ink **
Now that’s fresh !!
ooo {{{BF}}} yu is teh spoyling meh wib awl dese gifts!!!
{{{{Guiness Piggeh}}}} HAPI BURFEE!!! Mennee blessings adn gus tyms ahed! *hans GP a bag ob “bleep” Cavia Crispy guiney piggeh fud wif a hyooge red ribbun awn et* Hopps u laik et!
{{{FluffyB}}} Fankyoo so mush!!! Whut a byootimuss gift!
hey GP!!! happy birthday !!! w00t !!!
{{{Fleep}}} FLEEP!!! Hao yu is???
Happee Happee Burfdai GP!
**hands GP a large bag anna sicks-pak ov Guiness**
Ai wentid threw mai seeds, an pikked owt awl teh “Guiness Piggeh Fabrite (alsew called “the onlee wuns Guiness Piggehs wud eet if left tu dere own dee vy siz). In joi dese tuudai, butt yu hab to prawmiss tu eet kale tumarra, otay?
{{{{Guiness Piggeh))))))
**schmoo**
Ai must admit ai with GP on dis wun…
Kale = PLEH
*whispurrs*
Heer GP – ai madid you some carrotcaek that mim.. mame… luks liek kale – just eet dese tumorrow and Parrothead will be noen de wiser!!!
*puts boks wif “kale” in GPs fridje*
Nennepus!!! MOAR carrotcaek??? Ai wheel burst!
Sumwun rilee needz tu speek tu Huvurkat abowt purrr-sunul spayce.
*raysis in owt uv breff*
Did ai miss teh partee? Ai haz onlee abowt twenny minnits, but ai juss hadda stop bai an see whu be heer an say ohai an omcc, izzat Johnny Depp?????????
Iz it??? ::leeanz awn PK’z hed an lukz arownd::: Wayr? Wayr???
Cwap! Puter crash, an nao ai haz tu go!!!
Haz a wunnermus day, GP, an may it leed tu an eben bedder yeer ahed uv yu!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{GP}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Schmoos!
::fawlz awf uv PK’s hed:::
OWWWZ!!!
Ratz. I no seed Jawnee Dep.
{{{PK}}}
ohai GP happy burfday to u! approaches GP shyly. i has a prezzie for u. punkin offers GP a big bunch of colorful balloons, sized just right for a pinny gig. an a silver cup, engraved wif kittehs, to put his guiness in. happy burfday, and schmoos to you!
doze r bery thotful gifts n he will lurv dem, aifinkso. He will needz teh biiiig guiness affer awl dis runnin arown today, yesh.
{{{punkin}}}
{{{Punkin}}} OMCC! Whut a byootimuss prezunt! Yu is SO thortful!!!
an heeeerz teh burfday fairy to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cwsrab, Chaoszmommy, an ob corse owr Guinness Piggeh!!! i haz a very speshul gift for Piggeh an all teh party guests an teh awdiunse: speshul limited collektors edishun Guiness Piggeh Snoglobe Boblol-Hed Akshun Figyurs©®™!!!! yes, it’s a byootiful fuzzy replika ob owr belubbed GP hisself, with fully-movvable arms an legs, an a bobbly hed, an ober teh hed, aktivated by teh boblol-hed akshun, iz a perfekly cleer snogolb filled wif pork skratching, teentiny botlols ob guiness, pipey-hot porkpi’s, cookies, an big fat paychekks from LCB all floating arownd in teh snoglob!!(teh trols at teh facktree haz wurkinged VERY HARD on dis wun!!)
also, ob corse, tasty fudjy caeks, lushus red velvit caeks, isy kreem, frooty fizzy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif the speshul limited collektors edishun Guiness Piggeh Snoglobe Boblol-Hed Akshun Figyurs©®™, kandees, super-snazzy sekrit-ajint sunglasses, an fuzzy bebbeh otter stikkers wif googly eyes (all proceeds to teh Guiness Piggeh Sank Chew WAry for Orfinked Bebbeh Aminlols©®™)
an a speshul Schmoo for my favrit
extortionistpiggeh * * ♥ * *an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*dons sekrit-ajint sunglasses*
aiz to proteckt GP frum paparoxy now
oooooh! tehse GP snoglobe bobblyhed akshun figger r teh wurks uv art! fank u burfday fairy!
*poses GP akshun figger in ‘come-hither’ pose an skampers awai gigglolin*
ooooOOOOOOOOooooh!!!! luukit teh snoglolbez!!!
*kinda afrayd to shayke it after whut wuz onna last lol*
ooh, cool!
*takes a boblol-hed giness piggeh akshun figyur, shakes gently, watches teh pork skratchings an paycheks floting arownd*
*eets caek*
Oh burfdai fairy, yu is SO full ob win adn ossim tu du tihs fur us ebbery dai!!!
Teh snoglolbes are teh bestest!!! Fankyoo SO mush!!!
Happity B-Day from teh Alabama (state, not muzikal group) GP! Have a good won!
{{{PootyTat}}} fankies!!!
PFFT! Stoopy Rabid Weeslols…
Laydees adn Gennulmens… plz tu put yur paws tugebber won moar tyhme fur ower berry own cweenmj as she brings yu an otter grate purrformunts ob “cween does Queen”…
…adn… CUE CWEENMJ!
Umm… up dere! Lookit! * hedbats direktor weeslol *
Sry. Mai mis take. I nebber did taking diy wrek shun well.
oh mai cween! u iz such a diva!!!
u iz mai heero!
no, reelee, itz deh piggeh hoo roting deh song…. him b so fabulus!!!
but but but it’s the diva part whut ai lurve!
teh leather pantz, teh attitood, teh schmoos…!!
*digz toe in durt.
*absently twurlz fringez.
Um…. oh, well, ……. fankeez…..ooo dots….
Tihs iz teh moast egg-citing an phun birphday in teh WORLD. Happy hoppies mr GP. Plz have an extra guinness for me. one moar month an I can have my own in jolly ol’ TTI!
ooo fankies Fnark!!! Adn happee burfdai tu yu fur a months thyme!!!
Fowr Miniature Giant Space Hamsters arribe wif a pak-cage frum Ory-gun in the Ewe Ess Ay. Iz markeded Specialol delibery 4 Guinness Piggeh on himz Birfday.
The pak-cage comes to a stawp in frunt of Guinness Piggeh and teh Miniature Giant Space Hamsters each pull a chord attached tew teh corner ub the bawx, den scamper awai wif a kwickness. The Bawx opens to reveel four bottlols of Whine squished frum Ory-gun gripes, an Ory-gun Unberelola (just a stick wif teh ribs stickin owt, no clof cuz it neber rains here in Ory- gun ) (snerk)
A well traineded Nutria to act as ewer man servant, Sum Smokled Salmon and a floofy blankie wif awl teh impotant mountings of Ore-gun on it.
Hippo –bird dai GP and Mani mani moor!
{{{{{GP}}}}}
oooooo… a Nutria???
I don’t fink he really needs one.. he has Angelplume u knows….
*slips Nutria into hur pokkit*
um, ai donut finkso u want to put wun uv those in ur pokkit… u ever seen a nutria??
ai juss looked it up an it looks lyk it cud eat teh leeza b! pleez nawt to pocket teh nutria!!!
but but but.. ren’t tehy sawft and floofy littlol fings?
oh, noes!! they is kinda big and haz BEEG ORANJ TEEF!! iz poysun!
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Wikipedia noes awl!
Adults are typically 5–9 kg (11–20 lb) in weight, and 40–60 cm (16–24 in) in body length, with a 30–45 cm (12–18 in) tail … They can also be identified by their bright orange-yellow incisor teeth …
orinj teef… wut did evolushun fink about???
maybe they has just been eeting cheetos?
OK, well, explain THIS wun:
The nipples of female coypu are high on her flanks.
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(This allows their young to feed while the female is in the water.)
um, EW.
not tuching that one wif a 10 foot oranj toof!
ummm nope to sawft and nope to floofy. pikchur beever an porkypine bebbeh. *owch*
Aifink dey iz kyoot — larj, but kyoot. Ai donutfink dey wud fittin in a pokket bery well tho.
Adn dey is strikt bejimitaryans, so no feer ob gettin nommd.
Rippd tu shredz bai nastee orinj teef, mebbe, but nawt nommd.
Teh Nutria or R.O.U.S.
h t t p://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/andera/nutria,-coypu-13191.jpg
EEEP!
They is worse than weesils!!
*pulls hur coat off inna hurry*
*luks around for somewher to put it*
*sees Igor and throws it to him*
I finkso teh Nootria wud make a GRATE pet for Igor!!
mebbe teh nutreeuhs shud goe an eet awl teh kudzu…
O mai Ceiling Cat!!! Whut an uh-maze-ing prezunt!!!
Ai LUBBS mai Nutria man serbant!!! Ai shall hug him adn squeeze him adn cawl him George!!!
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datz da like to myz page. tank youz!
Ohai, GP! Ai hoep ur hazzin teh moast wunnermus birfday u haz eber hadded — an dat awl frum nao on owt gets beddur & beddur!
♪ This iz ur birfday sawng! ♪
♪ It izzint bery lawng! ♪
♪ WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1!!!!!!elebenty!!! ♪
Fur ur birfday, ai givs u a drink cozee — holds ur Guinness, keeps it at wutteber temperachur u lieks, an maeks shur no unauthorized creechurs getz access to ur bevrij. U must be niec to it tho or it mite bite.
lolz lolz lolz XD
ai had sew mush fun todai wif teh piggeh birfday sillybrayshuns! Fankq fur such a wunnerful tyme. Applolsos for GP, LeezaB, CweenMJ, LCB, weezlols, an partisipaytin cheezpeeps!
Speshul birfday hugs for GP {{{Guiness Piggeh}}}
{{{noobeh}}} Welkum tu Cheezland!
HAPPY BIRFDAY GP! Many Noms should be showing up at your house by way Of CCC *I figured no one would have a splort on this picture*
ooo fankies Grantski!!!
Hippo Bird Day GP! Here I gibs yew a gold playted clipbored for keepin tracks ob all yer projekts, and a shiny badje whut says “piggeh in charge” and a large trunk to attach tew yer rokkit chayr filled wif pork skratchings, and guiness and nooly baked warm chonklit chip cookies *drool*
Enjoy!
{{{Phat Cat}}} taht is a wundermuss prezunt!!! Fankies!!!
ohai GP! i haz bringd yoo a prezzie -
iz a lovely golden boks, abowt teh right siz to holding three or fore bebbeh otters. an see, i fold down wun side ob teh box, so it makings liek a liddle stage, an yoo kan seeing teh bebbeh otters right ther!! tehy are so kyoot an furry (no wun has stolded tehr furz). now i wind up dis liddle handel on teh side ob teh box – an teh box beginz playing teh Happy Burfday song an teh liddle bebbeh otters sing an dans happy burfday to yoo!
wen yoo haz finished watching tehm sing an dans teh happy burfday song to yor hart’s content, tehy will be safely returned to teh Sank Chew Wary for Bebbeh Otters.
OMCC!!! A bebbeh otter stayge!!! {{{lunarmommy}}} taht is SO ossim!!! fankyoo so mush!!!
Wowee, wut a partee! Happyest uv birfdays, GP, an may yu has menny, menny moar!
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*Prezentz GP wif a hyooj i screem caek*
CASSIDEH! *pownse*
O noez! I skreem kaek went flaiying!! No wureez, I katchez it an putz it n mah tummee fr saef keepin.
(I keed, uv koars. I wil shayr.)
TAYA!! *pownse an rolols an rolols*
MAI KCT! **pownses an rollrollroll*
Ohai, Taya! *smoo*
Hao yew iz? *schmoo*
I SCREEM CAEK!!! Fakies!!! {{{Cassidy}}}
{{{{{{CHEEZFRENDS}}}}}}
Yu is awl so full ob win adn ossim!!!
Ai has tu go hedbat stoopy reel lyfe nao, but but but plz tu carry on adn enjoy teh partee!!! Ai wheel be bakk layter tu gather up awl mai prezunts ai has nawt had chance tu lukk at yet adn, ob corse, nom awl teh deelishus adn nootrishus noms yu has awl giben me!
Mai speshul fankies tu: cweenmj, skwirrlgrrl adn lolcatburglar fur halping wib teh orgamanizayshuns adn tu Fleep & co. fur yur most byootimuss drawings, teh Burfdai Fairy (ob corse) adn ebberywon else fur being so OSSIM!
* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
WEEEK WEEEK WEEEK
*hedbats piggeh*
HAY! Donot forget to thx tessm! She did u a wunnerful songandance.
{{{{LCB}}}}} O Hai! *trais 2 fine ifn lcb habs sweets in her pokit* *yoints GP’s sweets* *stuffinz sweets in her mouf liek a skwerl or a ginnee piggeh* Nawt enuf gud fud heer ware Ai am heer. *cheks owt uvver pokits* *sings* Fud, gloreeus Fud!……
oh, hee sed thx up abuv there. no wurries!
*hedbats piggeh for not telling me that*
but but but… o, ai gibbs up!!!
A berry, BERRY speshul fanks tu yu tessm!!! A wunnermuss sawng!
Adn LCB… 2 sawngs fur littlol meh??? Whut kin ai sai…? Yu is teh bestest…
x
o mai GP, u iz teh welkom! an u iz such teh littlol gentulpiggeh! such gud mannerz!
ai donut noes WHY-O-WHY u keepz getting teh hedbats!
{{{{{GP}}}}}}} Mosh Happeelee Burfday! Ebereetiem Ai sees teh pickshur ob teh hamshter/ginnee piggeh awn teh car advertishing. Maeks meh fink ob u. Hab so mennee happee burfdays!!
{{{KCT}}} Hao yu is??? Ai has nawt seed yu in a lot ob whiles!
*Upfi crawls in frum hur burfday dinner at teh Greek restaurant*
*she pulls a littlol waggon behind hur*
*The waggon is loaded wif Greek fud – stuffed wineleaves, fried zucchini and aubergines, taramasalata, Greek salad, pitta bread, souvlaki, bifteki, lamb chops and a whole bottle of Green anis seed schnapps Ouzo.`*
Enjoy dis fud, mai dear fwend GP! Ai enjoyed teh partee bery mush! U is awlways so full of gud idears!
* ‘aksidentully’ spills Ouzo but dibes intu teh waggon *
{{{Upfi}}} Yu has gibben me an IRL hongree nao!!!
falow dis simpul rul: OBAI
Happitale Burffdai Guinness Piggeh!
Aih hopes itz teh best 1 ebber, en manee moa!!
{{{madamz}}} fankies!!!
Uz Gived birff to 5-6 babee kittehs?
Happi birfdai, Guiness Piggeh! Sawry ai kood nawt make it tew yr sho.
Ai tivo’d it tho, an enjoied it furrowly!
“tivo’d” LOL!
{{{darthmommy}}} ai has nebber bin tibo’d before!!! Glad yu enjoyed teh show!!!
Glass Ceiling Cat?
…iz blokin yr kareer advansmintz.
*snerk*
OOOoooo.. So sawry to be late to sush a nawspishus okashun!! Nawt second – Hoppy Birdie wishus to teh Grate adn wunnerfulz Guiness Piggeh!! May U lib forebber, stai shmart adn nebber gro old adn prooney! Hands teh piggy a box of goldin prunes – just in case (Hey, it ain’t sew bootiful— butt
iz frum teh hart!!
U shore nowe how to frow a party!! Teh entertanemint wuz beyond kompare.. U, owr cween, LCB, Skwirgirl adn awl teh otters hoo haz appeered heer todai haz britificated teh dai adn owr lifes!!
Cheezland Rules!!!
{{{idansdansdansdans}}} fankyoo berry mush!!! Yu is teh sweet! Ai has nawt had goldin proons fur ebber!!!
Happitayle Birfdai, GP!
{{{KayKitteh}}} fankyoo berry mush!!!
G. Piggeh, many hapy returnz ob deh dae 2 yu—
Wah a GUD partay! =^!^=
hai peoplez! enbody wantz 2 chat?
i board
-http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-imakittykat/
(sowy i all ways put a link so peoplez can see mai page)
Ohai Arielle!
U must be noo! Welcomes!
U is on an old lol though, ushually teh people are generally talking on teh newest one! If u look above and to teh right, you can see where people are talking under the ‘Who Be Talking’ fingy.
So dat’s where the talking is.. it might look like it’s here, but this is mostlee teh birfday boi making his fankies.
BTW I love ur abatart!
Ohdeers, ai wish ai cud haz stayed thru teh sho an ebreefing… it bee teh wunnerful partee taht owr beluvid GP deserbs! Ai nawt gno what tu say eksept, this trulee waz wun uv teh grate purrforminsis uv Cheezland!!!! Mai hat be off tu ebreewun whu waz inbolved in it!!!!! *applesauce applesauce*
I wanna steel dis kitteh, cuz hur luuks SO much lyk my Josie!
**YOINK**
that’s Fuwari – Junko’s cat :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/junku/206950996/in/set-267169/
Happy, Happy Birfday!!!!!
I hopes dis is a wunnurmuss wun, and dat dere are manny manny more!!!
monorail cat comes in for underside kleening.
ask joo hao?
ok, hao did joo do dat?
iz obveeus! da kitteh sit on da glass tabel and da ownr tooks a pic wen da kitteh lookd at da ownr lik he/she wuz weeerd
K How do u do it?
I no! he lay down on glass table and -presto!- flat tummy in .25 seconds!
Im also going on holiday tomorow!! majorca!! whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!!!!!!!!!!
ooo fankies annipuss!!!
howz kitty getz lik dat?