Comments on: Dad ketteh sez: turn off teh lights!

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:14:47 +0000

Such a drama piggeh!

By: Kat Kraze

Kat Kraze — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:10:24 +0000

wells dadeh yu shaid we can has wat we wantsh and we wants wights!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:42:22 +0000

for awl too many, Tipping is apparently a city in China.

By: Arielle

Arielle — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:12:03 +0000

ha ha datz funny. i faved it!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:03:53 +0000

{{{{{ap}}}}} Welkum to mai werld.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:40:57 +0000

Dad-kitteh iz enuff to drive yung-kitteh up teh wall!

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:52:56 +0000

O wate, spoonerism?

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:37:49 +0000

{{kk}} ai wuz startin tu feel lyk a trol, nao aiz krazee tu?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:24:29 +0000

Yuss, taht tu. (Haow he du taht???)

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:19:46 +0000

Seez wot?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:05:34 +0000

awww… ur rite. that doesn’t compare with serving silly overdressed kids overpriced meals while they’re trying to mix drinks under the table (yes kids, we know, those pitchers of coke you ordered did not go unnoticed) and paying for with daddy’s credit card, although sadly, aforementioned daddy forgot to instruct how to TIP!!

OOh, shall I talk about the vomit in the ladies’ room now??

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:03:39 +0000

Ub korse!!
*Opunz Dreamz Kum Tru booth*

Wii haz deh dreamz in a bubblol on sale tuday.

*holdz up pritty shinee bublol wif dream lukking like a liddlol floofy bit uv gauze inside.

*Holdz up a nuzzer bublol wif dream lukking like irree dessent raynbow inside.
Taking ur pik…… Dat will b elebenty munneez plz.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:02:55 +0000

Bon nuit, phlonquais de moi.

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:02:18 +0000

ai shaperowned a awl dai feeld trip wif 200 13 and 14 yeer owlds – dat wuz enuff fer mii!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:02:02 +0000

oh yeah? I just had to partially disassemble a wheelchair so the head-rest wouldn’t knock off the motarboard.
The teacher (I presume) fumbled the hand-odd and tagged the student with the pad for the head-rest. The teacher’s tryin’ ta get me kill-ed (that killed extra dead), or at least beat-up.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:58:35 +0000

look at it this way dan.. u could be waiting tables during prom season!!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:53:39 +0000

goodnight, mai phlonquer!

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:53:23 +0000

Ai jus wants tew noo wut a flannik iz.

By: Nuno

Nuno — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:51:22 +0000

i can haz my dremez com tru?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:49:07 +0000

tearin’ mah hair out dealin’ wit High School Graduations.
the students
the teachers
the administrators
.
AAIIIIGH!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:47:56 +0000

Yes, yes. Get ur beauty sleep. At ur age u needs it.

I’ve been typing in my sleep for hours now.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:46:03 +0000

ooo yesh! plz tu sine me up fur won ob dose!

rite nao, ai kneads tu sleep! ai has a beeg dai tomorrow!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:40:09 +0000

Surgery, Schmrugery. U needs a drama-ectomy is whut u needs.

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:39:09 +0000

Ohai,{{{{ ILIKE>>>>}}}} Ar yu nu heer? Wilkum tu owr happy plais. if yu liek dis wun yu’l liek sum uvvurz eben mmoar. Yu bin tu taebo teak yet? yu can go ennytiem yu liekz nd can has ennyfing yur hart deesirez dere. awl yur dremez can kum tru.

By: grmawgs

grmawgs — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:34:02 +0000

Ai hoap dat iz nawt da saim flannik being uzed yestdy. aifinkso uze wuns nd fro awai, yis?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:28:28 +0000

but but but ai wus saybing up fur taht serjury ai so badlee kneads… whut ai is gonna du nao???

O, teh Hyooge Manatee!

* maeks shore lawts ob ppl is lukking… faints dramatikally *

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:22:39 +0000

No. I took elebenty moneys outta ur people-bank.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:20:36 +0000

yesh yesh! aifortso eet wus a littlol odd tu has warshing masheens inna hare salon… but but but hao does yu nose so mush abowt eet?

Shirley yu deed nawt pai munnies tu has yur hare liek taht?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:18:37 +0000

* wunners hu Mary Martin is… *

Umm… no, ai is NAWT a gurl! O, adn ai is nawt so gud at teh flying eider… oar teh fiting wib pyrates… oar teh staying yung…

but but but otter dan dat, ai is JUSS liek Peter Pan, uh huh, yesh. * nod nod *

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:18:12 +0000

Mmm-hmmm. And this salon, did it have warshing masheens innit? Ones that look like teh ones I has?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:11:23 +0000

*Ponderz deh consept uv a guinness piggeh being like Peter Pan…..

Ummm.,… iz u saying u reely b Mary Martin??? GP iz a GURL????

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:07:03 +0000

Uff! eet wus horriblol! sownds liek sumfing ownlee rly OLD ppl lissens tu, aifinkso… hims kept compayning abowt nawt getting anee sateesfakshun oar sumfing…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:04:42 +0000

O, no reason. Whut kine music was playing in his salon?

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:03:53 +0000

Ownli iffin dey kan flush it tu, an maibii kleen it.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:03:45 +0000

*goez awf tew chng teh flannik*

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:03:11 +0000

* lukks arownd nerbussly *

Umm… Err… Ai donut no WHUT yu meens… is NAWT mai burfdai… nuh uh, no wais! Ai is liek Peter Pan!

* sticks fingurs in eers adn goes “LALALALALALALA” *

O, adn yesh, Fronk does has beeg lips… wai yu ask?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:00:53 +0000

Oh and happy birfday, piggeh!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:59:30 +0000

Tell me, piggeh, did this “Fronk” has unusually large lips?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:52:16 +0000

whut? yu donut liek eet? mai staileest, Fronk, hims sed eet maeks meh lukk “Faboolus”… ADN eet ownlee costed me elebenty munnies…

O, bai teh wai, ai borrowed elebenty munnies frum yur purse.

kthxailubbsmaignuhaircut

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:49:20 +0000

I see. And whut’s that on ur hed? A wig for ur show or perhaps a… MOP?

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:48:31 +0000

Den pee inna flannik.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:48:10 +0000

Oar eben bedderer, poop inna toylet!

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:47:36 +0000

An snoe wuz highur tahn teh hous all wintur.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:46:45 +0000

Scoop da litter box, wuld bii my wish!

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:46:22 +0000

iz rite afftur troothoarkonseqwensis

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:46:14 +0000

Is NAWT bruum closet! Is… umm… err… juss a berry small dressy ruum ware wii keeps sum bruums… uh huh… yesh.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:45:46 +0000

See ya later!

*taeks eis frum Koke, plops down LCB’s shirt, runsawaiwifaqwikness*

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:45:42 +0000

Yup and still heers a dawnkey braying! O, sry, thot u wuz teh dawnkey!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:44:53 +0000

plz tu NAWT forgit teh talk show! 6am cheezthyme!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:43:46 +0000

Who wants to tell Mr. “I am NOT a drama piggeh” that once again he has stormed off into teh broom closet?