Dad ketteh sez: turn off teh lights!
Dad ketteh sez: turn off teh lights! U tinks I is made of moneh?!?
turn awf teh theromstat while u iz at.
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An we haz 2 sabe teh plannit
concatulations on yur nawt sekond, anni! is a liddle late in TTI fur anyfink butt tea an bed tym stories to sillybrate?
Thx, Ai yooshullee juss haz hawt chokklitt an a biskitt.
heerz a floofie blankee tew rap up in – eff iz styll raynin dere, u mite hab needz uv it!
Ai fink teh rayn haz stopt, but it iz nawt berry hawt! Ai had teh heetin awn dis mornin – an lass weekend Ai wuz 2 hawt in juss a cottun shert an trowzis!
Yuss, taht tu. (Haow he du taht???)
But… but… i is teh one whut pays teh bills.
“run fasser, piggeh! ai wants tu watch mai storees!” yu sez
“ai ownlee has littlol legs” ai sez
P.S. Iz yoo dri naow? A liddel stickee maybeh?
Jinks, DK. Have GP bring me a Coke.
but but but AI kneads a Coke! pfft!
Umm… yesh, ai is teh drai DK… wai yu ask? Wen ai wus wet? Ai donut member!
Applol joos? Bemember? First too warm, tehn too cold? Pfft! Such a fussey piggeh, too!
Ok. Bring ur thimble and we’ll pore u a Coke.
LCB! Now just stop that!
Whut? He’s been working hardly. He should has a drink. No?
Yoo noes berry well wot ai meen. Yoo keeps jinxing mii!
Name 50 times I has done that.
Naem 4point5kittehs. Nicetameecha.
*hedbats DK*
*taeks eis frum Koke, plops down LCB’s shirt, runsawaiwifaqwikness*
GP! Wii needs tow kokes, WIB lemming adn eis.
Kthxwotstakinghimsolong
* lukks arownd at awl teh freds *
Umm… Err… Umm… ai kin nawt answer so manee!!!
* faints *
Haow duz u gat a pinny gigs hed bitween hims neez?
Donut worry, Anni. Hims just being a drama piggeh, as uzual.
* narrows eyes * donut maek me cum ober dere…
o wayt, ai is fainted… * faints moar dramatik liek *
Ha! Ai dares yoo!
*piksors GP swimming cross teh Pond wif hims widdle legses, falls off chare laffing*
Hay! nao yu is juss bean teh sizeist!
* scampers off tu dressy ruum inna huff *
Who wants to tell Mr. “I am NOT a drama piggeh” that once again he has stormed off into teh broom closet?
Is NAWT bruum closet! Is… umm… err… juss a berry small dressy ruum ware wii keeps sum bruums… uh huh… yesh.
I see. And whut’s that on ur hed? A wig for ur show or perhaps a… MOP?
O, bai teh wai, ai borrowed elebenty munnies frum yur purse.
kthxailubbsmaignuhaircut
Tell me, piggeh, did this “Fronk” has unusually large lips?
Oh and happy birfday, piggeh!
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Umm… Err… Ai donut no WHUT yu meens… is NAWT mai burfdai… nuh uh, no wais! Ai is liek Peter Pan!
* sticks fingurs in eers adn goes “LALALALALALALA” *
O, adn yesh, Fronk does has beeg lips… wai yu ask?
O, no reason. Whut kine music was playing in his salon?
Uff! eet wus horriblol! sownds liek sumfing ownlee rly OLD ppl lissens tu, aifinkso… hims kept compayning abowt nawt getting anee sateesfakshun oar sumfing…
*Ponderz deh consept uv a guinness piggeh being like Peter Pan…..
Ummm.,… iz u saying u reely b Mary Martin??? GP iz a GURL????
Mmm-hmmm. And this salon, did it have warshing masheens innit? Ones that look like teh ones I has?
* wunners hu Mary Martin is… *
Umm… no, ai is NAWT a gurl! O, adn ai is nawt so gud at teh flying eider… oar teh fiting wib pyrates… oar teh staying yung…
but but but otter dan dat, ai is JUSS liek Peter Pan, uh huh, yesh. * nod nod *
yesh yesh! aifortso eet wus a littlol odd tu has warshing masheens inna hare salon… but but but hao does yu nose so mush abowt eet?
Shirley yu deed nawt pai munnies tu has yur hare liek taht?
No. I took elebenty moneys outta ur people-bank.
but but but ai wus saybing up fur taht serjury ai so badlee kneads… whut ai is gonna du nao???
O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
* maeks shore lawts ob ppl is lukking… faints dramatikally *
Surgery, Schmrugery. U needs a drama-ectomy is whut u needs.
ooo yesh! plz tu sine me up fur won ob dose!
rite nao, ai kneads tu sleep! ai has a beeg dai tomorrow!
Yes, yes. Get ur beauty sleep. At ur age u needs it.
I’ve been typing in my sleep for hours now.
Bon nuit, phlonquais de moi.
*piks selb up, still laffing*
Otay, going owt fur cheezeburger naow. Hazza gud sleep, liddle piggeh, and hazza gud Mundane!
plz tu NAWT forgit teh talk show! 6am cheezthyme!
Turn left at Albuquerque?
iz rite afftur troothoarkonseqwensis
U r SUCH a drama piggeh!
wer’z stagehanddan wen u needz him? hee haz teh speeree-ence wif teh dramma…
tearin’ mah hair out dealin’ wit High School Graduations.
the students
the teachers
the administrators
.
AAIIIIGH!!
look at it this way dan.. u could be waiting tables during prom season!!
oh yeah? I just had to partially disassemble a wheelchair so the head-rest wouldn’t knock off the motarboard.
The teacher (I presume) fumbled the hand-odd and tagged the student with the pad for the head-rest. The teacher’s tryin’ ta get me kill-ed (that killed extra dead), or at least beat-up.
awww… ur rite. that doesn’t compare with serving silly overdressed kids overpriced meals while they’re trying to mix drinks under the table (yes kids, we know, those pitchers of coke you ordered did not go unnoticed) and paying for with daddy’s credit card, although sadly, aforementioned daddy forgot to instruct how to TIP!!
OOh, shall I talk about the vomit in the ladies’ room now??
for awl too many, Tipping is apparently a city in China.
ai shaperowned a awl dai feeld trip wif 200 13 and 14 yeer owlds – dat wuz enuff fer mii!
Wuz u borned inna barn??!!
Yup and still heers a dawnkey braying! O, sry, thot u wuz teh dawnkey!
Spider Cat Spider Cat..
Duz whutebber a spidercat duz
… in teh dark!
Ooohhh … dot
U seez it tu, rite?
Seez wot?
{{kk}} ai wuz startin tu feel lyk a trol, nao aiz krazee tu?
{{{{{ap}}}}} Welkum to mai werld.
An kleen yur rum too!
Uh, that wuld bii room, daddikat gits da rum!
Dew nawt rol ur eyez at meh yung kitteh! U shud bee grateful fer tihs elektricitee! Wen ai wuz ur aige wii hadda burn roks fer lite!
Yew had rocks!?!?!?
dere wuz elebenty uv uz livin inna smal shoobaux in teh middlol uv teh rode!
Whoa! GMTA!!!!
an wii TA’d at eggsaktlee teh saim tyme!! spooooky!
an it wuz upheel bof wais awl teh tyme…
An snoe wuz highur tahn teh hous all wintur.
Wai wen ai wuz ur age…
There were a hundred a fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!
Fergit teh plan-it, dad kitteh iz wurreed bout ekonomicks — hiz.
…forgotted 2 ad: Yoo tink munnee groes on treez?
rite neggst tew teh nip??
CHRG WARNING – moderate
whyt littlol futteh-pyz
whyt littlol collollar
eben a littlol whyt anklol brayslit.
If deez fingz be full ob obertehtawp kyootniss fur u, plz tu tytnin ur CHRG.
wiffakwikness!
Ai wish mai kittehs wud lern tu tern off da lites.
Oar do teh dishes… oar bacuum dere ruum…
Scoop da litter box, wuld bii my wish!
Oar eben bedderer, poop inna toylet!
Den pee inna flannik.
*goez awf tew chng teh flannik*
Ai hoap dat iz nawt da saim flannik being uzed yestdy. aifinkso uze wuns nd fro awai, yis?
Ai jus wants tew noo wut a flannik iz.
O wate, spoonerism?
Ownli iffin dey kan flush it tu, an maibii kleen it.
This is one of the best lolz I’ve seen in a while.
Ohai,{{{{ ILIKE>>>>}}}} Ar yu nu heer? Wilkum tu owr happy plais. if yu liek dis wun yu’l liek sum uvvurz eben mmoar. Yu bin tu taebo teak yet? yu can go ennytiem yu liekz nd can has ennyfing yur hart deesirez dere. awl yur dremez can kum tru.
i can haz my dremez com tru?
Ub korse!!
*Opunz Dreamz Kum Tru booth*
Wii haz deh dreamz in a bubblol on sale tuday.
*holdz up pritty shinee bublol wif dream lukking like a liddlol floofy bit uv gauze inside.
*Holdz up a nuzzer bublol wif dream lukking like irree dessent raynbow inside.
Taking ur pik…… Dat will b elebenty munneez plz.
Dad-kitteh iz enuff to drive yung-kitteh up teh wall!
ha ha datz funny. i faved it!
wells dadeh yu shaid we can has wat we wantsh and we wants wights!
Such a drama piggeh!