Cannibul Cake
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Hoo haz it eeted?
hi anni! conga ratz awn yur tawp spawt! wii haz teh saym ideer heer…
Thx cc – dere izn’t mutsh u can sai `bowt a canniblol caek, iz dere?!
Hm… no, tehre reellee iz nawt…
Nawt az fun tu see nawt-sekkund fing inna moarning az kittehs-oar-uvver-aminlols, eever. *shrug* Ohwell.
it’s like cake evolution! survival of the sweetest
either that or there can be only one… pielander
SPEEK WIT LAWLCAHT AXENT!!
yesh!
yew can has axent!!!
or weh shall eaht yew!
Shut up. Commenting in LOLSpeak is idiotic.
Mah kiiteh like to speak wiv lolcat,and he olso bites meh arms!
THANK YOU!!!!!!
Agreed. We don’t NEED to speak in LOLSpeak. We can speak normally and if we decide to, don’t give us any mouth. I like LOLSpeak but yelling “SPEAK WITH THE LAWLCAT ACCEEEENT” at us is rude.
Oh, hey, cool! Rational people on icanhascheezburger!
[takes screenshot]
no iz not. If u dont likes it, dont surfez ish site.
Leave that person alone! He or she doesn’t have to speak retarded if he or she doesn’t want to!
eetz choklit peepul?
Itsa caek eet caek wurld!
Well, uppairentlee sow…
Kake says “I’ll ice yoo!”
@@@@@
Don ise me hoemmy!
Hmmmmm caaaaaaake!!!!!
Shee?ta kake iz like a poopet wit ta i’z and ta mouf and ta kakizem wit it face
Is hongree meel insted ov happi meel?
Thank gudness is onlee a three-slayer cake.
*hed desk*
Is how he can haz his cake and eets it 2
*Yawn, shuffle, shuffle, rub ais, scratch butt(!), plop doawn in fronta pooter, peer in to see wutz up*
Yo Anni, congaratz. Hey CC and KK, how ya doin? Aricat an Daisy, nyce to see ya.
Aisle be back inna minnum, I gotsta make and hab sum coffee.
Ohai, judson!
ohai judson – yoo’z getin up; i’z goin ta slepe nao… nyte nyte awl!
tihs is foto ob cake(s) in owr brakerum? ai has a pees ob eech an ai hab sum ob taht peekan pai two!
ohai, all!
Iz troll-eeting cake?
Ohai KK (big slurp ob steamin hawt cuppa joe, Ahhhh) So about 25 years ago there wus an animated film festible where top prize when to a cartoon spoof on the Frankenstein story. It wus aboawt the mad baker who libbed in the inherited castle onna hill. He wuz bad, hims baked gurl scout cookies wiff real gurl scouts. His ultimate creation wus the Chocklit caek that came to life in an electrical storm n yerrozed the area. The towns people roze up an stormed the castle arm wiff spatulas an pie servers and forks and the choklit caek wuz driven to jump frum the pairapetz. The mad baker then delivered the emotional sillil… sylillok… speech abowt how if only they tried to unnerstan the chocklit caek and had showned it sum lub insted ob fearing it , yadda yadda yadda. I fot it were very funneh at the time and now that exzact caek has been ressereckted in dis LOL. Gud fings cum to dem wut wayte.
Gud moaning Judson. Dat kawfee sure wokeded yu oop!!! Fanks fur teh chonklit cake ov doom storee.
axshually I fink I still has sleepy hed, my fully awaek brane wooda nowed bedder den to tell dat story.
Ai thottid dat wuz beri gud stawree!It gots ebreefing: s’spens, drahmah, revoltin pezints, moaraltee spiich an choklit. *clappiteeclappitee*
Yesh, yesh. In sobbiet roosha, cake eet yew! I likee da storee anywho.
Teh Chonklit Caek ob Dooom!! ROFLMAO an frietnin teh cats.
*snerk* Yesh, Choklit Caek ob Doom–ai wantz tew bake wun nao!
Ai hopes caramelchef81 sees this… oar mebbe nawt! *majins cc81 desyding tu trai it fur hersalf
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Akshulee, dis kaek lukz berry much liek wun teh Sweedish Shef maeded awn Teh Muppit Sho, afinksew. Mebbe dey iz rilayted?
wut wur teh naym ov dis mazderpeese?
Ifn dere’s enny Red Velvit cayk, I will be happitayle to save it frum teh canniblol cayk!
Iz a sakrifyse I’m willin to mayk.
How brave uf yu!
Aw, shucks.
I do what I can.
Speak teh lol wurdz! hoomanz r stoopid an’ like 2 speak lik tihs “Hello! How are you today? I feel just great!” fail 4 hoomans…
lolspeek bee opshunall
yesh! u r rite!
Aill halp u save teh Red Velvit caek!
Yu tu kan haz da Red Velvit, Ifinkso I will bii eatin awl uf da Dairy Queen ice cream cake, YUM!
you are the reason i drink
I doesn’t want to alarum u, (well, ok, mabye I does a little) but teh canniblol caek is wearing teh clothing of a Black Forest caek but its open, um, mouth looks like its red velvet inside.
Wear brite colors and stay low.
*divers alarums go of*
*prysma goez awn an excursion*
*yawn* Hm, if ai waz moar awayk, ai problee cudda dun sumfing funnier wif taht refrins… oh wall.
U is going on a diving excursion? Sounds major. U has everything on ur checklist? Lessee…
Air to breathe, canned
Book to read while waiting to get to teh bottom
Cute pair of flippers
Divers things
E…
ekstra oksijen sillinder
funneh-lukkin mask
grate deep breff befor u goes unner teh watter
h…
I LIKE CAKEY
Ohai!I just got 2 kittehs lazt niyt! Lucy nd Oscar. dere soooo cyoot!
Yay! noo kittehs izza wunnerful fing!
Kon-catz awn teh noo uddishunz tu teh famblee! We kan haz pikshurz sune?
ConCATs! Luv tehm furevur an evur an tayk bestust cair uv tehm!!!
Its a Harry Potter cake!.
Yay cake!
*puts on way-out-of-proportion-sense-of-outrage troll mask*
Hay, u knoes, many cultures practice cannibalism. Laffing about it here is ignorant, it hurts the cannibals’ feelings and is racist and not nice. Making fun of caeks is teh stoopy and is icingist.
*takes off mask, shakes hed to clear it, wanders off nibbloling on a gingerbred man*
awwwww…I duzz nawt wunt too hurt teh poor cannibully’s feelers.
I JUST WUNTS TOO HOOF DEM IN TEH @#$!
ahem.
donut bee eetin meh, canibulls. Plzkthxbai.
Wakey wakey, choklitt cakey!
(I has a silly happy cauz it Sunday and I am FINULLEE off. Wutt a crappy week.)
*pownsis Kafleen fur big hugs*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*ties rainbo ribbons in big bows awn teh dawn kee eers*
I feel your pain.
this not kitteh!
*runs tu luuk up pics uv kittehs*
*runs back tu eksamin this pic*
*studees bof wif an intensitee*
*pondurs deeply*
Yu gno, ai fink iz just pawsibul yu mite be awn tu sumfing…
yup, defeenitly no kitteh, no goggie, no lolrus, no hedjihogg, no burdy, no skeerel… no nuthin. scandal !!
Kitteh iz in cake, iz kitteh
Cake or Death!!!
we’re awt uv caik
What does this have to do with cats?
I give up, what, Mr. Spock?
Where does it say every picture has a cat in it?
Does it not say at the top left hand corner of the page under the icanhascheezburger logo “lolcats and funny pictures”?
You, sir, are weird.
heh!
Awwww he’s cuuuuute ^-^
dat caek iz a lye.
is it just me or, does this cake look like a lie?
i think that cake is the lie
Um, am I the only one that finds that cake disturbing?
Cannimul caek remindz meh ub Ike frum Souf Park
“ah pooped mah pants”
u can’t be a cake n eet it too
Iz next eets Duncan Donuts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBTe4lON2kE
Luk familyur? :3
If that broken link was going to be the wedding cake from Super Mario RPG, then I’m glad at least one person here got the connection. :p
Iz Cakey, teh cake from outer space!
Yay! Is Cakey, The Cake from Outer Space! (no, seriously, that’s his name…)
Oh look! It’s Cakey!
Domo Kun caek has lost its teef!
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http://images.google.com/images?q=domo+kun&gbv=2&hl=en&sa=G
Butt he gaynd sum wipt creem n cherees.
Hi, Turk! This is for Abby (not that you couldn’t tell!) Have a great day; we’ll see you guys soon.
Love, e
this is funny lol its not the funniest but its funny lol hahahahahahahahahashahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one is a brilliant creation. A good idea for my next party.
that’ll give some little kid nightmares!
lol
Dis iz teh gratest kayk eye’ve sean in my hole life. Proppz to whoevur haz it bakeded.
In Soviet Russia, CAKE EATS YOU!!!!
(somebody had to do it)
OMG cannibal cake *eats cannibal cake before it eats me*
Lolz eez caeky. Frum dat 1 show. I lovez caeky.
want!
Teh cannibul cake eight mai birtday cake
ya say WHAAAA??????????
OH teh noes! Mai icecream kake!
only one will survive and yes……….it will be ze pie!!
Heer des hjorn de caakensmoosher!
ohnoes but will cannibul kitteh eat cannibul cake?
NUU! NAWT TEH SUPER SPECAIL RAWRSOME WHITE ND BLU KAKE!
Food chain — Kitteh eats cannibal cake, cannibal cake eats nom cake, nom cake eats goggie.
the kwestshun iz–
hoo wuz its LAST viktum?
rofl, i remember wen that canibal cake ruind mah birfday, i ate that thing so fast…it was Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, chaerry, and even RAWBERRY!!!!
(made with LIGHTING!! reeaalll lighining…) That dang cake ate Frank
om nom nom
Why is everyones grammar so awful on this website?
Is nawt awful. Is lolspeek! Lolspeek iz for da kittehs and da kitteh luvers. And is just me, or duz dat cake luk lyke Domo?
dis is chat language,otherwise known as lol speak. you spell things incorrectly,as well as making tings shorter.
omg. that is teh scariest cake i have ever seen. it is so creepy!
ya, but wat happenz wen cannibal kake gets eaten???
In Soviet Russia, cake eats YOU
i thinkz dat da vanilla caek has allie in da bakgwound, holdin a plaet n fork…….
run next victim is u
Haz anyone seen or heard from the Pillsbury Doughboy recently?
i gus wehn theat ould peple sade”let dem nom caek” she meaned teh caek twoo.
Rofl
I fink he ate that big gingerbread man Mongo from Shrek 2
OH NO THE CAKEMANTI
shut up all of you!
wat kind of pareent wud call der kid “shutup”?
wat du u meen, shut up?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH! 0.0 looksh tashty i luvz it make moore…. or bi moore
dat iz teh scawiest cake. Eva. In teh world.
that picture is awsome!!!
ITS PRINCESS PEACHS EVIIIL CAKE!!!!
Wo i wantz dat cake for mai burfday! Plz?
how u manage tu ceep mouf open!?
i sooo mak dat kaik!
thks for ze idea!
Lawl teh cake iz firin its lazor
Dis picture make me hungry. I can has cake?
LAWL i bee luuvinz the yummii canbl caek! YUMMI YUMMI!
teh caek looks lik nom nom caek spicail 4 nomming
This cake is ready to get out of the cannon and into the birthday club!!!
Hahaha! Cake nom nother cake!
Lol teh caek iz funneh
itsnot funny anymore
Rawr………. deh cake iz on teh loose
yus it is.
and i caughtz
it in mah kitchin…
teh pie is safe!
Even if the pie is evil too, there are the innocent cookies.
CAAAAAAAKE?!?!? D’:
iloveyoucannibulcake
<3
lol, meh luvs dis site! it rawks
dat has to be da scariest cake i haz eva seen