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COntact? Wud a hug be enuff contact?
no, fer me aye!!
maebe stuck awn ur kyoot liddle piddy paw, kitteh.
Wut?? no sillybrayshunz fur carosue????
lukz like deh remainz uv a contact!
I duz a danz uv joy fur u!
Dansy-dans-dans!! tu de left
Dansy dansy dansy! tu deh rite
Dansy bak adn forth
dansy dans dans!!!!
oooooo wutz dis on mai fut??
butt (!) wut a beeyouteemus dans!
it wuz a luverly dans, fankyu!
LOL!
*my comment was to go under her majesty’s comment* (sry)
It did go under mine….. But Jk2k had replyd eerlier, so hur comment is directly unnder mine…. dey b nested. …. oooo… dots….
*note to self: sign up fur speed-typin’ clazz*
und larn 2 tell tyme, too!!!!11!!!!
=^!^=
Oh Grate!!! Nao we can AWL danse fur carosue!!
*joynes the cween in the dansing*
Dansy-dans-dans!! tu de left
Dansy dansy dansy! tu deh rite
Dansy bak adn forth
dansy dans dans!!!!
Whoooo hoooo!!! *puff puff* Ai think ai need to dans moar!!!
Ai m taykin noe chansuz. Ai m goin in fur massiv snorglolz.
DANEJUR!! SPLORT ALERT! titen teh CHRGs at WUNSE!
taht iz adorablole kitteh fer shur….WaNt!!!
AND a very merry congrachewmalashuns 2 yoo, too jk2k!
I’m not mush ob a danser (or Prancer, or Vixen), but ai B trying 2 sind yoo a linkee 2 a funnee dansey!
Oh KK, doan be so moddess, I fink yer a heckofa vixen.
U sure it didn’t go round teh side of ur eye?
myne usuallee end up in da sock drawer fer sum reason….
ur AYE??
Liek teh doctur hoo diktated taht the childz muther putz sum drops in his eer, wich she kept inna drawur.
his EER?? :-0
myne usta end up na sink!! finally gaev up wareing tehm.
I has worn myne fer 42 yers. I don’t kno hao yu kud bare to givem up!
alolergies, wish wer nawt sew lolable at teh tiem. only knead tehm fer dribing naow…
Ai gaveup waring mine, tew. Hated dem. Wore dem for, ohhhh mebbe fifteen yeerz, but awf an on. Nebber felt guud, nawt teh soft or hard wuns.
Ai here yu, Darthmommy! Aftur 5 yrs mae eye-doc said ai doat hab enuf O2 gittin 2 mii eyez wif contactz datz why dey hurtz. Gogglez suit mii fine!
Keepz bugz owt, 2! =^!^=
:bugz owt:, tee, hee!
I cannot weres dem, eeder. Dri ei’s. part ob my stoopy lupus. (iss a rlly bad wolfee!)
I just gotted 3 noo prs ob glasses, an ai hassa happeh! (an a gud seaing!). Bifokal sunglasses wut rap around a bit; regular no-line rimliss bifokals; and anodder pr ob rimless WIFF a lyne–speshully 4 reeding (bottom) an computer (tawp half)…berry ’spensive, butt berry worff it!
Dehy soundz prettyful!!! Ai ben warin’ ol pear bc neow pear bok’n'ol pear bee e-z’r 2 reed’n'tipe wif..esp sing wif!! *stooopy tri-focuzlz*
{{KK}} Lupus IZ deh 2X pleh! Hare, KK, hab noffer {{{KK}}} Ai hab deer fren wif it, 2.
Dis kitteh look like Belle. A kitteh wut my ex usta has. Her was a gud an nice kitteh.
Niec commint awna kitteh butt nuffin foar teh ex. Ai haf a Dr Tinycat dat wuz gib 2 meh bai mai frens. Dr Tinycat halp peeps well.
O, eye has a doctor kitteh, 2! him’s Dr. Virjay. My sunny boi (#1) named hem. (butt he–teh kitteh iz naught akchewally a Doctor; in fakt hii nebber eben wint 2 grad skool, butt wii donut tawks about it; wii juss humor hem in hems Dr. delushun. Iz best dat way wiff Dr. Cat, aifinkso!)
*CRUNCH*
o sry.
Wall! Maek teh uvver matchit. Noes wun cant see wif wun contak ownlee!
KCT!!!
{{{{kct}}}}
haow r u tewdai?
O Hai jk2kitteh!! {{{{{jk2kitteh}}}}} Beddur dan ai wuz yeshterdai….gess wat? Ai sees teh doktor awn Joon 10, Wensdai an ai mite gets 2 walk on full weight!!!! *crossess mai paws*:) Dere is a pawsabillity ai may go hoem this week. Teh downsied is dat ai wont be ablol to contaks mai cheezpeeps until ai goes bak 2 werk.
o dat wud bee teh berree gud noos! eggsept foar teh innuhbillitee tew plai heer…
*wanders awf finkin bowt haow tew git innerwebs ackssis tew KCT*
Ai appreesheeates wut u and uvvers and Cattails. Ai doan fink ai cuda gotten frew in awl this in 2 sir juries and a stroke wifowt awl mai cheezfrens. {{{{{{cheezfrens, peeps and gud lurkers}}}}}}}}} Ai am gonna go see if Ai can put mai kittehs on mai profile
Ohai, {{{{{KCT}}}}} Happytayle tu heer yu are getting beddur. Dis sillines! ai klik awn yu bloo tu see yur kittehs nd it taikz me bak tu tawp ub paje. ai luk at yur kittehz sum ubbur tiem. Mai refrech duz nawt wurk gud eevur.
U maid contakt alrite!
Itn u scrunchbunches contaks, doan cum close 2 mai heeringades……Nuffin perfonal deer! Lubs u ennywais. Schmoooo!
{{{KCT}}}
{{{{{KayKitteh}}}}} Gud 2 see u! Ai trais 2 commint as mush as ai cans but sumtiems ai hab to hied in teh wardrobe so teh nurfes, ferapists, an ovvers. Dat’s a lawt traing to hied! Wheeeewwww!
Wii b glad u eskapading frum dem and beeing wif us wen u kin!!!
{{KCT}}}
Fankees mai Leej! Cattails halped meh eggscape foar a wile and gibs meh sum iscreem an kristal …hed forgetted. Cattails iz a gud fren heer. She libs close 2 ware ai am. Ai lubs awl mai cheezfrens, peeps, and gud lurkers. {{{{{cheezfren, peeps, gudlurkers}}}}}
ahai, KCT! glad yoo beez gettin bedder!!!!!!!!!!! ai left yoo sume gud wisches (on tawn cryer, aifinkso?). am glad yoo hass Cattails neerby, an glad dat yoo hass a ‘puter 2 use!
Two-limbd kitteh
must wok on frunt legs onleh
iz a hard life..
biig sillybrayshunz fur briezbee fur not second eber lol to make it on the homepage! aplaws aplaws aplaws. i iz in the awz ub u! i haz been in da lurks fur sum time haz eben maed da lolz but neber makes a gooder one to get here! hehe andz now i gets brav enuf to makes da coment. so ya Hai eberyones is nice to meets u all
O hai! Welkum to dis nise plase!
Oh Hai Nsanesylum!! Dis b tu welkuming u tu Cheezland!!! I finkso u will habbing lots uv fun heer. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz Nsanesylum a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Ohai nsanesylum! Nice to meetchew!
{{{u}}} donut b teh skurred of teh commenterz. Dey r bery nyse an frendloly. aiz mossly lurksy too cuz ai hav nawt teh witty but iz fun to pop in now and den.
nize tew meat chew, Nsanesylum. Luv teh naem. menny niec peeps hear, cept fer teh occashunal troll taht wunderz bai., butt (snerk) we ignorifies tehm as tehy r nawt teh happytail wif tehmselbs. howsumebber, ebberywon else is teh funnie an teh nize, sew wellcum tew cheezland!!!
Ohai Nsanesylum! Welcome! * Extends floofy paw uf friendship!
Ohai Nsane, welkumm tew u. Yay fur teh bravery tew make a commint!11!!!!
Deh beeg hi’n'howldy 2 yu, Nsane! Ai bee purdy new heer, 2. Iz fun’n'lite-harted in Cheezlan’. Doan bee shy! =^1^=
ohai, N! welcomes an happeh 2 meat yoo!
Meny Fankies to eberyone fur da warm welkies! i haz a big happiez naw!
soooo cute but sooo not tru
Oh noes :O I haz to ware mah glassus nao…
Uh-ohz….. I haz tu going tu werk. see ya later, guise. Schmooooooz
bai cween!
Duz eneewun gno if piggeh iz still doin conversayshuns 2mrw? Its at 6am heer an ai no wanna get ups dat erlee iffn piggeh canseled teh show.
Yeff, itz still a go awn teh skejool. He has an eggsyted.
It will be awn teh 6am cheeztym lol … u bakayshuning in Hawaii?
Dat wud be 9am californya tym. See ya den!
oh fank CC fur u AP! Ai wudda had a beeg lownlee all by maiself at 6am!
noobeh, wats teh pinny gig up tew 2mrow?? iz u 2 or 3 ours behind Ohaio tiem?
he iz habbin “conversayshuns” and bery speshul gessts an ai fink ai red dat teh cween wuz shoppin fur sumfing sparklee! iffn ai iz nawt mistaken der is a bit of info on cheeztown cryer, ainfinkso!
o fank u 4 tihs tidbit awf infermasions…ai shall b weighting wif bated breff…howebber, waht do ai bait it wif?!?!?
hamburgerz ubcorse! *grumblee in teh tumblee*
bai fur now guyz!
shpeekin ub such wunnerful noms, aiz gowin off wif teh hubbycat to hab sum delisheus hamburgerz and fronsch fryz! so eggsited!
bai…haz teh fun & beez ful awf care tew!!
Njoi, noobeh! Ai just hadded a beggie burger n fries n toklit milk – yummers!
we go 2 a plays called Red Robin an we eetz till we hav full tummeez lyk teh babee kittehs, awl rolly polly, but not so kyoot. okai hubby cat yellin to stawp teh kitty-fun so c u later!
Um yum. Refillable fronsch fries all tasty wif seasoned salt. Nomnomnomnom till weskit buttonz creak… **sigh** Ai better stick to teh Cheezland fronsch fries wifout the calories, aifinkso…
Itz dat oar bring on deh stretchy pantz!!
*I know this from hard experience, sigh*
So ai werkz at mii wait ‘n getz mae scamperzizez in eberydae…zo sumdae Ai beez ahunnerd-elebenty!!
u gno uv dis place? Dey hab themz in NM? ai lurv teh bloo ribbun burger wif teh nommynom bloo cheezes. mmm… bloooooo. *drool* an ubcorse de basket’o'fries wif teh ranchy dressy. *hrmp* shud hab brot hoem teh lefovers.
ai cudda shayrd!
Dey hab teh Red Robinz in NM aifinkso, but nawt in my town. Ai rememberem from when we lived in Colorado, though, adn we go to RR when we visit mai aunt in Colo Springs. Yum yum nom nom nom…..!! Ai like teh guacamole bacon burger–very messy to eat, unless you know how to do it! But worth teh effort!
teh cween wil b kneadin a sparklee gard tew keep LCB frum her usual high jinx. maebe we shud vololunteer.
yesh, ai bet LCB b sleenkin arown an up to no good. ai will halp u 2 keep an aie on teh cweens jems iffn u lyk!
iz a deel!!
{{{noobeh}}}
{{{Spirit Dancer}}} bai!
I takes awl deh halp i kin git!!!
Ohai,{{{ noobeh}}]] ai se yu ar in califurnis aslo. 6 ub cheeztiem iz 9am heer. iz tu urly fur me tu cum plai but ai wil problee luk at da funz ub da urlier tiem at abowt 2pm. nawt kwite az fun az wen ebreewun iz heer tokking but sumtiemz iz funnee enuf tu rede laitur.
yooshullee ai hav to reed all the funneez layder too, butt (!) ai m on baycayshun dis week *dans of joy* nys to meetchew grmawgs!
Nite awl! {{cheezepeeps}}
goodniteynite KayKitteh {{{KK}}}
yesh, ai juss chequed an der iz a “piggeh… in conbersayshun” link on teh rite side of cheeztowncryer. ai am nawt shur uv differens in tyme to ohai-o, ai sowwy.
iz 9:30 pm heer…wat tiem duz it b there?
ai keep furgettin to hit Reply instead of Comment, sowwy.
it iz 6:30 heer so u b seein teh piggeh at 12, aifinkso
hoep ai can b heer tehn…shud b teh fun.
ai will b lurkin az alwayz.
maybee ai will pop in if ai see a need – hope 2 c u der!
Hi. Ime new here. I’m in Ohaio also. Nice to meet you.
Ohai mainlycoon, r u still heer?? *floofy paw of frenship extended to u whereber u r*
Thank you for the welcom noobeh. Extends a fluffy ornge paw.
Oh Hai mainlycoon!! Welkum tu Cheezland!! it b so much funz tu playing heer. I hopez u likez it.
Deh Piggeh in Conbersayshun b @ 6 am cheeztime which b
9 am Pasifik tyme
10 am Mownting tyme
11 am Sentral tyme
Noon Eezter tyme
U kin finding owt moar bowt deh cheez tyme at CheezTownCryer
an a beeg welcume frum mii, too, mc! ai fink ebberywon is sweeping now, butt welcumes NE way, an plessent dreems!
(Puts on CHRG)
Okay, little guy! You hold still, I’ll get the flashlite!
(Snorgles kitteh jus to keep him safe)
o, teh liddel kittah b sew kute!!!!
*EPIC SPLORT!!!!*
o noes! mah hed b splorted!!!
OMCC!!!1!! WE HAZZA MERJINCEE HEER! HALP! Wut tew dew, wut tew dew?
Branes awl obber teh plase, an hoo noes wen teh zombies mite attak! Halp!
Heer–at leest let me put yr branes in tish bukkit an see if ai kan get tehm bak ware tehy belawng…. hmm … ai nawt eggsackly brane serjun….wunner ware tihs part goze ….
O, teh frontal lobe’s connekted 2 teh parietal lobe, and teh parietal lobe’s connekted 2 teh temporal lobe, an teh temporal lobe’s connekted 2 teh occipital lobe, and teh occipital lobe’s connekted too teh cerebellolum, an teh sary-bellolum’s connekted 2 teh meddullola oblolongata….
(ai rlly juss wanted 2 say “medullola oblongata”, but had 2 git teh odder pieses in 1rst, yoo no!)
Fanks darthmommy, iz taiks it frum heer!
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif rainbowz awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until feline bettur.
ha ha dat made meh laff. iz enybody hear?
First vote! Wooh!
what.
Who?
(ohai, kafleen!! {{{{donkey}}}} Ai missed yu)
um, Y?
oaih, kaffleen an odermuvver! (ai bin missin teh dawn-key, tew!)
er, ah, Where?
Thread getting a little raveled here?
Or unraveled?
(Aifinkso taht’s one of those Ingerlish word pairs where the opposites mean the same fing, yesh? Laik flammable/inflammable?)
Anyway, ohai people!
o goodee, sumbuddy is up, too. *wabes at LD*
an whut about werds dat meen donut make nose cents, lyke: unthaw, hot water heeter, irregardless, and eye could kare less?
Oyesh, we got lotses ob tohse. Adn don’t get me started on the homonyms that get used wrong (have to slip out of Lolspeak here for clarity)–my peeve lately is reading that somebody has been “given a free reign” when they mean “free rein.” Argh, Ai’m getting to be a grumpy old man aifinkso. You kidz get offa my lawn! Ai don’t care if it is mostly gravel annyway….grumblepout…
o, yeah, yoo bee in Noo Mixico! grabbel lawn! Zero-skaping beez gud, too–kaktices, yuccas, ebberyfing wunnerful! my fav NM grene growy fing iz teh Pinon pine treez! full ob win an awsumniss.
O, I whuts dat eye heer? yesh, a wunnerful funderstorm hear in OK! Free Rain! Yippee!!!
Neat! Too bad teh rain didn’t come inna daytime when you could sit out onna porch adn see those big thunderheads pile up over the plains. People who live in teh big cities miss out on teh impressiveness of those high-plains storms aifinkso. Nice to watch–long as they don’t make too much of teh hail or those twisty whirly things taht blow teh barnz awai… Still, maybi teh lightnins will make some firework flashes for you to see tonite.
(Aifinkso it was Mark Twain taht said “Thunder is good; thunder is impressive. But it is the lightning that does the work.”)
Also it occurz to me that you may be wanting to get offline if it’s starting to storm around you, adn I should go get some sleep anyway, so Ai’ll say goodnite now! Kthnxbai!
Obytehwai, Ai did finally notice the Free Rain/free rein/free reign wordplay. Honest ai did. But it took a while. Too sleepee, ai is, to be bantering in soffistickated manner…
’scuse me a minit, Kitkay, Ai want to make a nouncemint…
Ohey, ai just has a piffanee! Evverybody likes palindromes, right? Tohse things taht read teh same backwards and forwards, e.g. “Was it a car or a cat I saw?” –Well, ai’d like to know if there are any Lolspeak palindromes. It would seem on the face of it, with the relative freedom of Lolspeak spelling, that they might be easier to build than Ingerlish ones. Any takers? Think about it in your copious free time, people! And then throw ‘em into the comments for the amazement of your Cheezfrends adn the world at larje!
–end of nouncemint.
oh muh cc ai trooly look furwurd to c what otters kumz up wif but ai hab a hard enuff tyme maykin myself unnerstood now. lol
wutz dis? HOMEWURK? **grumble mumble grumble** Dis reeely gitteen hardurer an hardurer tew plai heer.
Ai jus lurk. Okthxbai…niet niet
Oh noes! Tihs is nawt a assignmint! Just a littlol challenj to owr many wordplay fiends!
Ohey again! Ai just did a Google search on “Lolspeak palindromes” adn came across some references to our own colleague Tribble–who, it appears, went through a struggle with palindrome issues back in Nov. ‘07 or thereabouts. Tribble, if you see this–Ai hope Ai’m not stirring up old demons! (Teh “top spot” episode, f’rinstance.) –But can you inform us new players about that epoch in ICHC historee??
{{{LD}}} Yu cant bee deh ol grumpypuss bc yu doant keepz deh lil kidz ballz’n'toyz wat rollz inna yer grabbl-yard, rite? Iff’n yu duz, DEN yuz mite qualify, yaifinkso. *runzawaywifaquicknez*
Yu rite. Ai’m nawt taht grumpy yet. Besieds, teh New Mexico wind blows em all awai befoar ai kan katchem. Tois, kids adn all. Surprizin how far a good gust ob wind can blow one of those seven-year-olds wif teh wheels on his shoe-soles. Espeshalee if Ai can givvem a little boost to startem off…
OOOoooo hooo LOL adn ROLF
Lungdoc, DAT waz funnny! “lil boost tu startem off”
Wat’bout dem wif extry-huge baggety-pantz…dey jus blown’ cleen awayz!!!!1!
Oyesh. Poetry in motion. Well, limericks in motion maybe.
…There was a young man from Antigua,
Who was told by his love, “What a pig you ah!”
He responded, “Mai kween,
is it _mannerz_ you mean,
Or do you refer to my fig-u-ah?”
Limerick FTW!!!! =^!^=
(Full disclosure: Ai can’t claim originality 4 teh limerick. It was probably old when P. G. Wodehouse used it in a book that came out a long time ago—adn I may not have it quite right in details. But what the heck.)
Yodeleeooee!!!! Yodeleeooee!!!!! Yodeleeooee!!!!!!
Ohai Africat! !!eeooeeledoY !!eeooeeledoY !!eeooeeledoY
How are things where you live?
anownser voyse:
And heer wii haz deh yodeling africat. Notiss deh repetitive kawl.
Ohai cween! In your travels in Texas, have you run across the music of teh Austin Lounge Lizards? Ai’m remembering their song “The Lonely Yodeler”–
“At night I yodel to myself instead of counting sheep;
Sometimes I wake to find that I have yodeled in my sleep!”
(from album Strange Noises in the Dark aifinkso)
Ohai, mae cween! fankz fur deh halp up-fred!
Ai hab deh beeeg dae 2-morrow sew nite-nite fur nawo! {{{LD, KitKay, Cween, AfriCat}}} CC keep yuz safe! =^1^=
Ohai Lungdoc! Ai ees een teh dessurt an eets gettin HAWT!!! Aberage temparatur durin teh nite (een meedle ov Summer ees usuamally neber beelo 30C! * sweat sweat sweat pant pant pant*
Woof! Taht’s hot! We gots some warm nights here in southern New Mexico but you folks have the kinda deserts taht taught the others how to do it. Stay in the shade adn don’t be meltin, AfriCat! Have a good day!
*drags in a hole cart of gelato*
Ohai AC!!
Heer – help urselbs – u needs it!!!
Fankees Nennepus!!!
Africat, are those sweat pants I see?
Ohai Cheezfrenz! Jus wantid tu pop in wifakwiknis adn say Ohai afoor iz gettin tu sleepeez! Nytee nyt!
nite-nite!! {{{CC81}}}
g’nite everybodi! {{{Cheezfrens}}}
bai LD! {{{u}}}
ohai n ohbai
sowwy to hab missed u muh fren! {{{cc81}}}
SSSSSOOOOOOO CCCCCCUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEE!!
coffee auto-brew set: check
alarm clock set: check
ready for piggeh conbersayshuns 2mrw: CHECK!
see u then guys! goodnight *shmoo* {{{cheezfrens}}}
I just LOVE this one! “WAIT, KITTY CONTACTS GONE MISSIN”
Ive been there!
Cute photo.
haha thats really funny, love it xx
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Stop!
I lost my contact!
Found it!
(The Yes Dance on youtube)
LOL funny pic
it wuz a luverly dans, fankyu!