
The call of the wild… … goes unanswered.
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The call of the wild… … goes unanswered.
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Prollee a rong nummer
Conga Ratz, anni..I seez U set ur alarm agin! Zzzz..
yesh, concatchewlaces to Anni an jk2k!
*dans ob joy fur u*
wud u lyk sum nomz affer teh beeg purrformans erliyer? lessee, we habs sorted confekshuns an lemonayd an tee? aneefing els u lyk?
Iz tiem fur mai “medisin” iffn Ai kin fyned teh korkskroo…
*Ahem* I haz sum sparklee white , er.. medisun rite heeer– wif a skrew top.. Adn sum pritte flooted glassis.. passes ‘rownd fildid up glassis wif a nornje slice onnit… *cheez*
Yesh, yesh. Dat Anni is alwayz onna ball.
*Rolls in tea cart wiv time-zoan-appropriate noms and sips. Lesse: for TTI and Yurps, got some after-dinner drinks and salted almonds; for AfriCat and tohse elsewhere on taht continent, gots warm milk wiv vanilla sugar to help to sleeping; for toshe in Asia, sneaks into ruums and leaves waturr for when you waekz up; for “mericans – is free-for-all!
Thx Q Praps Ai woan’t nead teh korkskroo dis ebenin!
ai m on baycayshun so ai will enjoi sum of anni’s “medisin” wif her, iffn she iz shayrin.
Shore, du u liek red oar wite medisin?
Hmm.. ai lyk bof dependin on teh noms, so ai will habs teh wite wif a fyoo uv doze vegiblols an dippins. fankq anni!
Heer u aer den – a nies glass uv chilld shablee.
*sip sip*
purrrfekt start to mai baycayshun
*puts feetseez up an relaxez*
Injoi yur bacayshun, noobeh! Yu erns it!
Oar, brown aspirin! = bourbon + water
Dat iz bery thotful, Q!
*taeks sum bejemtabulz & ranch dip*
Yes, it iz warm milk thyme for me! Butt (mmphh!) not too warm cuz its HOT tonight.
Ai wish u cud wend sum uv ur hawt to TTI – Ai had 2 fyned anuvver swetter, an Ai still feal cawld!
ai’ll anser taht tewmaorrow…
Tomorrow— tomorrow– isle ansr tomorrow– itz onlee a dai awaaaaaaaaiiiiii!!! ♫
Sorri I mist ur ty wif anni jk2k … Gess I wuz still sleepificated!!! Wut izzit u mite want frum teh ty booteek? I unnerstand teh new shipmint of bobbel hed pinny gigs in pointy birfdai hats is in…
ohai, iz nawt a prawblim, anni haz teh fassthans! butt (!) ai wud liek wun uv dose bobblolhedded pinnee gigs, it wud luuk nyce heer awn mai werkdesq!
Riiiite… Nuffing britens up ur desk like a teeny tiiny pinny gig inna pointy hat… BTW- he haz a liddel teeny tiiny boddel of Guiness wif ez open top for teh Emurginceez onlee, ob corse…
emurginceez – lyke wen hees thurstee?
U goddit!
pplz r alwayz doin stuffz tamarro justa find dat its alreddee taday.
Turn daon teh lytz awreddy
Adn dat insessint twitturing is reelee annoying
Wen mah hubcat wuz mah boifrend, him hadda alarm clok dat sownded liek birds chirpin. It diddint yoozuallee wakify meh — but ai had lawts of morning dreemz wif birdiez in dem. Den if ai wuz at hoam, reel birds wud chirp owtsied teh window & ai wud fink it wuz teh alarm. Wuz bery confuzzling.
Ohai {{NS}}. Yeff, dat wud be confuzzin. Mai wyf sleeps fru ebreefing, whyl ai’m teh typ dat hitz teh seeling wen teh fon rings. So ai gets tu wayk up wiff alarmz adn fingz, den wayk hers up onlee wen needed.
See – u iz teh purrrfekt match fur eechuvver!
is ok I willz let mah voice-mail answer it
I needs mah sleep to luk purty
Voice-mail: the modurrn equivalenz of a butler
An’ hu’z tu say dat dat izza rong answer?
Pls taek messij, I will calling bak. Prolly about 3 a.m., wif mah elefunt shooes on.
3 a.m.kitteh sownds:
Thump,thump,thump…
Rattle,rattle…
CRASH !!!
Thumpthumpthumpthump…
MEOWWWWRRRRRR !!!!
qwiklee fawllowed bai
ai dint dewit! onnist Mawm!
We are not ablol tew taek yer cawl, pleeze to leeb a message at the beep. May we returns yer cawl. ………………… Beeeeep!
Plz to leev a messij. Ur call will be ignoarified in teh ordur in wich it wuz
resee,resce,recie, gotted.I totally mentid tu taek taht!
no – reelly – I did!!!!
snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….
Awww mom, just 5 moar minnitz, pleaz?
Kthxbai
oh, you has met mai kid, has you?
kitteh mussa left hiz fone on vibrayt
Teh “purrrrrrr” ringtoan nawt sew effektiv, akshullee.
ai haz a wunnermuss ringtoan uv teh “imacat imakittycat an ai dansdansdans.” Ai will yooz it fur anee cheezfrenz numbahz ai getz.
Oh mai cc.. Dere plaing mai song!!! Iluvluvluv it!
ai pikchur ur abatar wenebers ai heer it now.
Grate choyce, noobeh.
BTW — iz gud to meet u! Extends floofy paw ov frenship!
u2! *shayks paw ov frenship wif mush lubs*
u haz az ringtone??? DO WANT!!!
ai gots it frum phonezoo.com! its a free webbysyt dat sendz songs tu u az texty. ai reserchd it furst to mayk shur it wuz nawt scam. its sayf.
iffn u nawt to find it, ai can text tu u iffn u want.
oooh, I will go luuk! fankies!
Nawt so shur abowt dat….
wuz tryin to nap on Caturday,and had Christy purrin awn may chest & Nikita purrin frum teh top uv teh cowch.
Amazingly,ai culd nawt get to sleep!
I iz not wild, I iz royalty
ai haz a beeg eggsited happytayl! 2mrw ai goez to the Lost Begas wif teh hubbycat. Wyl ai m der caramelchef81 an ai gets to hab a teenyweeny cheezmeet!
Oooo,noobeh..Ai wuz jus there at teh end uv April !!
Where iz u stayin ??
at Harrahs! It b my nawt-sekkun tym der butt (!) ai heer its nys. caramelchef81 libs in LV an werks at wun uv deh caseenoez so we hoep we can gets toogeder.
bery eggsited!
Vegas iz a lot uv fun !!!
Plan to do a LOT uv walkin !
(and eetin!)
ai gots muh walkin shooz owt fur pakin so ai can werk off muh buffet-madness! woot woot! ai wil miss mai cheezfrens wyl ai m gone butt (!) am happee to get to meet wun uv dem!
Yesh..teh cheezmeets are eggciting!
Speshully in Vegas.
Ai haz nawt met caramelchef81 yet…is he/she on here at nite??
she iz on now an den, but yesh mosslee at nite. she is a newbie lyk me.
she iz a pastree chef in RL an she mayks teh beutimus cayks! okai, lowndree calls bai! {{{eek}}}
enjoy your bacation noobeh
ohai mainlycoon! ai m shur u hav alredy mooved on to teh nexx lol but wanted to say ohai an ai sent u a fren rekwest! {{{mainlycoon}}}
am ai wuz dere in jannyooairee…. wii went awn a skiedieving addventyur!
u iz teh brayv kitteh. ai do nawt jump owt uv fings dat r moovin, speshullee iffn dey b in teh ayr!
Dey haz “onna grownd” skydivin….
at teh Rio.
Is a vertical wind tunnel.
now dats muh kinna advenchur! dat an maybee roller skaytin. dats my speed uv fings. Ai clumzee kitty.
Nao DAT ai wud try. It luuks liek phun!
Ai kint kwite pikshur mahself eber jumpin owt uv a fullee funkshunul airkraft. Nope nope nope no-way no-hao.
I kinda wanna try. See ifn I kin doit. Ime not so shure I akshully could…
ai had moar fun inna aerplayn dan teh jump… speshulee wen teh shoot dint opin rite awai…
WHaaaatttt ?????
Well, mabee U don’t haz to depend onna parashoot to flai in teh skai… butt
u haz teh luvlee, fezzery wings insted… *gentlee strokes eecks sleekness*
*purrrrrrrrrr*
Oh gawsh, eeck… I jut gawtit it!!
:snerk:
Sorree…..ai haz teh habit uv answerin whenebber sumbudde says “eeeeek”.
U don’t haz to bee soree.. wuz teh funni!!!
Wuz funnier taht i dint gettit!!
*heddesk*
Gess i wuz still sleepin!!
ohmycc!!! ai juss had a hartattak fur u! ai wudda had teh messee pantz iffn dat happend to me.
it wudda bin skeeree-er eff ai’d noen atta tyme it wuz happennin.. butt (!) sillee mii juz fwot, hey, 2 different kullers ov pairuhshoots…
wunse wee landid (did ai sai mai instruktur reelee IS a flying Elvis??!! butt nawt in cosstuem dat dai) mai hubbee axed eff wii wuz ok.. an den it donned awn mii taht diz iz wut happenened…
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ooooooooooooooooooooooomai. ai haz a viddeeo tew.
ooh! haz fun in Lost Wages!! an haz fun at yor teenytiny cheezmeet wif caramelchef81. i had a teenytiny cheezmeet wunse wif romeow, it wuz awsum!
Wuzzint there a kitteh exchange wif dat ??
fankq! ai haz to go do teh lowndree so ai haz teh cleen cloves an such. iffn ai donut c u b4 ai go BAI!!! {{{cheezpeeps}}}
Haz a lubblee tiem!
Call of the Sleepys
Iz much mo powerful
I’d reply, but Ai’m 2 sleepy to reach the keeboar…
…d….
ZZZZZZZZZ !!!
LOL! ai just finished teh cweens song on teh last thred
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
ROFL!!!!!
{{{{{{{gammacat}}}}}}}
I finkso deh GP wuz up awl nite riting deh song. Him so talented. I wuz onnered tu singing it fur ebbreewun.
Iz brillyant, adn so wuz ur performints!
cweenmj I really enjoyed your performance on the last pic.
Teh call uf da bed tu mii dis mornin’ had tu go unanswered tu!
tis a qyoot kitteh
Ohs Nacher is over rated ennywae
i think this is from a series called the warriors where a cat is sleeping and he has a dream of going into a forest and hunting a mouse so he does it in real life and runes into a cat called graystripe who attacks him and graystripe is from a clan called the thunder clan and the book is called into the wild.
Iz tiem fur mai “medisin” iffn Ai kin fyned teh korkskroo…