
O hai! I lined ur shelvs… …wif fur.
i went ahed nd fured ur clothez 2.
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O hai! I lined ur shelvs… …wif fur.
i went ahed nd fured ur clothez 2.
Picture by: ElleBeaux. Caption by: brinnann via Our LOL Builder
Maed dem awl soft
…an byootiifyd yur kubordz tu!
Extrys. You can has dem.
ohai Janet! hoaw yu be injoiing yur bisit in TTI?
*Tidmum wanders in an realises she stoled JCH4Ks Identitee*
Tis I. Le Claire. Nawt JCH4K.
Happitayl Bunday ebreewun
oh, well then – ohai tidmum!!
Nawt stoled… ai shur yu just taked it intu teh lyt tu lukking at it bedder.
so – if Tidmum iz noaw Janet, hoo iz Janet naow?
Her wuz Tidmum dis mornin!
We is confuzzlin owerseffs
An ebreewun else, aifinkso!!
Helpful kitteh iz helpful.
Fur iz fur padding teh fud boals.
Thotful kitteh iz helpin wif da chores.
fud taste better w/ furs in it
Addz fibur two!
yay for hoomins pukin fur bowls!
Also lined other stuff wif fur. Like ur closet, ur bed, ur toofbrush, ur…
Sumdai-goe-2-meetin soot
Yur couch, yur rug, da ceilin fan dust.
*nods*
Yesterday Zoe was playing wif one of those thin plastic strips that shipping cartons is secured wif and she feeded it to teh box fan. I hadda take teh fan all apart to get her toy back. While it was opend up I taked teh opportunity to clean out a hole cat’s worth of furs from inside teh fan.
Oh yes, I wuz lukkin at my window fan da otter dai, needs tu have da kitteh hair extracted soon.
Ai nawt want tu fink abowt teh inside uv mai puter last tiem it waz opined up… *shudder*
Oh — Seanya wants tu gno waht yu gunna name teh gnu kitteh yu taeked owt uv teh fan.
iz “Fanny” too obvious?
mebbe nawt such a gud ideea…
uv corse, that meens sumfing verrrrreeee differunt to owr TTI cheezpeeps.
“fanny gurl”
if it yacks in yer shoos, call it fanny arbuckle
(costume history….I had it)
trust me jamama… u don’t wanna be sayin that around teh TTI peeps!!!
I’ll call it… Seanya! Yep, that’s teh tickket.
I noes, hab to kleen it befoar can goe tu church awn Sumdais!
O, an ai put sum INN teh bowlz tew, fer condimints. Berry tastee. U doan haz tew fank meh, iz otay.
I doesn’t knoes how to thank u, kitteh.
I doesn’t knoes why to thank u, neither.
Wel, synce u aks meh, u cahn fank meh wif….
Applol pi
Bawblez, banglez an beedz
Cash (alwais a guud choyce)
Deep dish pitsa
Eggstra skriches an snorgles
F……
Fresh fishys
Gushifuds
Half yur bowl uf ice cream
J..
juicy cheezburgers
oops…wasn’t dun
kelp (gud 4 teh furballs)
lasagna
musculs frum teh sea
newburg (lolbster)
o…
Oh Hai Tea
Play toiz
Q…..
Qwite a lawt uv snugglez
Royal treetment
Sno Conez
Treets, nommabul
U…..
Unnerwarez wiv fur lining,
Vacayshun inna sun,
Wite chocklit,
Xtry gushifuds and
Yummy treets,
ZOMG!
(p.s. ai lurves the sno cones. ai can has pls?)
uv corse! wat flavur wud u lyke, bloo, red, green, purplol?
an…um….furlyned unnerwarez??
oh fankyoo! awl flayvorz pls! SLURP.
.
the unnerwares kinda goes wiv teh shelves, u see. bof are fur-lined.
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oh, like ennywun else had sumfing gud foar “u”…
Kitteh bein thotful again. Wants tu hewlp hooman develop hair balls tu.
Need ekstra fibur in diet!
I stakt up all ur dishez nice an neet!
(CHRG at the ready)
Glad tu see u kame prepared tuday, DR!!
wondered wai mai dishes were awl cooshy.
iz much cheepr than teh stuffs u hasta buy to cushion ur nyse chyna playtes!
oh yesh, kitteh be MUCH cheepr…
Noes….Ai’s jus ketching bugs..an dekurayting…yah, thatz it…
O I C U did……..
I’ve never seen such a indignant furry face in my life. It’s as if he is saying, “What? Fur in your food is probably the least of your problems.”
Ohai ebbrywun!! {{{cheezpeeps}}} Hey the kitteh has a kyoot song tu sing fur all teh cheezpeepz. But since him noe can speek hoomin langwidge him haz a interpreter named Neji to du teh song fer him! Heer it iz (ai hoap):
Kooooots!
awww, tahts a nyce sawng!
sumhaow ai wuddnt haz guesst tahts wat mai kittehs r singin, ai fot it wuz moar alawng teh lynes uv “foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfooooood”
Oar … open teh door ai wuntz out … oar open teh door ai wuntz in … or oooo dotz!
Inn caise aneewun dint see tehm yesserdai, ai put pics uv mai kittehs awn mai profyle. Iffen u goe tew mai profyle paig an clik awn mai pixures, is teh nawt-sekkund tew pix. Tucker is mai blak an wite kitteh an Murphy iz mai stripey an wite kitteh.
*yoinks Tucker an Murphy an runs away wif tehm fur snuggles an hugs*
How did u git dem tu pose so prittily??
u haz sum dorabolole kittehs…Tucker luks liek mai Karrie K. Katt who crossed the bridge sum years back. Tehy b sew mush fun, but sew hard tew loos….
{{{spirit dancer}}} yesh, iz sew hard tew haz tew sai goodbai tew a furry frend, noe matter haow mush tyme passes it stil hurtz.
yesh, and fankys fer teh hugs. ***snif…wipes tear frum eyez***
{{{{{bf473}}}}}
{{{{{SD}}}}}
Iz wurf it, fur awl teh luvs an joy, aifinkso… but teh hole tehy leev behind be so big an achy an hurting. *sigh*
Nicewitch haz sed menny tiems, it taeks courage tu gno their lifes be shorter tehn owrs an tu luv tehm ennyway… aifinkso her berry wize.
yez, i debatein wether tew git anudder furrball…steel haz tew, butt(!) tehy be gittin old. Mai big blue goggie “Skye” passed ober teh rainbow bridge a year ago an ai steel nawt ober it. sumtiems ai sit & cry luking @ her bocks awf ashes on my dresser wif her pitcher on it. She left a great big achy whole n mai hart.
Ai unnerstand
… mai floofeh tabbeh boi Nermal crosst teh Bridge ober 5 yeers ago, an ai STILL haz leeky eyes sumtiems missing him, an a hole taht nebber gunna be filled inna hart.
Teh gud part iz taht harts can ekspand infin… inven… an awful lot, an gnu furbabies make ruum fur tehmselfs in tehre, an can halp smoothe owt sum uv teh raggid edges uv teh holes.
{{{{{PK}}}}} maebe awr kittehs r playing 2gedder n PM’s Meadow. ***haz a smilol finkin about tehm resseling n teh wildfluers***
Ai duzent noe y CC onlee letz tehm stai wif us fur a littul whiel eithur, altho is grate tu surve tehm whiel tehy is heer.
AWwww! Purty kittehs!! Hey BF473, I live in dat state tu most uf da tyme!
iz bery wel populayted, aifinkso!
Oboi oboi! D.R. maid mai Murphy intew a offishul lolkitteh! ai hoap u doan mynd iffen ai put it heer D.R! Shee wil bee sew prowd!
lolMurphy
Fank u D.R.!!
*cheers an apple-odds*
U has a welcom
clappity, clappity floofy paws fer Murphy an bluesfan. we haz an udder sea leverity in teh haws!
ai libs dere tew sumtymes! ai liek it lawts bedder dan NY state…
i finso dere b kake in deh brake ruum.
{{{{{cweenmj coyoteman D.R. p-k an awl cheesfrends}}}}}
Awf tew teh brake ruum wif us!! *leeds teh charge toward teh caik*
Mmmm, kake! I hope dere’s T also.
T an cawfee an milks an frootsytootsy punsh! Ai hoap iz nawt the cannible caik frum teh las lol, tho it duz luuk bery nommable!
umm….caek….ai haz a hungree…
***runzwifakwikness tew brake ruum***
AACCKKK!!! {{cween, DR, bf473}}
It’ll be okey. Has a froot punsh.
(Hands drinky)
Indeed dere iz!!! chawklit lemmmun spaice BC food
CC food and kukkiez tu. Awwlso plenty uv kaaw-fee and teee heee tu wash it down wif!! (sry no American- style lemonade though. Don’t want any sourpusses
). Halp Yurselvez!!
*walks off to brake room wif teh cween*
Hay, cween. Didja ever notice how peeps whut use teh “r-word” as a insult generally lack charm, likeability and even basic social skills? I has worked wif teh developmentally disabled and I is here to tell u that they has much more to offer than peeps whut is narrow-minded and negative allda time.
they alsew lak imaginnativ vocabularee, aifinkso.
{{{{LCB}}}}
{{{{cweenMJ}}}}
{{{{ebberywun else too}}}}
If tehy waz nawt so annoying, ai wud feeling sowree fur teh sad, emptee, shallo, pointless lifes tehy must leed.
Gibbon taht tehy DUZ be annoying, tho, iz bedder tu juss go haz caek an teehee wif frendz.
*strolls tu brakeruum wif teh awsum frendz*
U also gotta feel sry for teh peeps whut has to put up wif them in real life. And also sry for anyone who thinks that they is teh cool, because they too is lacking in imagination. Just going around name-calling insted of expressing urself in a meaningful and creative way that engages rather than repels is such a waste.
Mai mom used to say, “the criticism gayme is the easiest gayme to play”.
Meaning, iz always easy to criticize sumwun else’s efforts — creative or otherwise.
Iz nawt sew easee to mayke teh effort yurself!
Tru. lololololllololllololololl duzn’t eben haz a profile, so u noez dat he/she hazn’t maded enny lols. Prolly no creatibbity at awl in dat mind.
Of coarse, constructive criticism is good. Insted of just saying “Worst lol EVER” say whut u didn’t like about it or how whut u would like to have seen insted. I cannot play teh piano, fr’example, but I can tell teh diffrence between a good player and one that’s not so grate actually, and I can describe their respective performances in terms of how they affected me and whut I liked specifically and whut I did not like.
Art is subjective, even lolart. If I doesn’t like something personally, that does not mean that everyone whut does is mentally incapacitated. If I suggest that they is and to their faces at that, I will end up being teh one whut is thinked of poorly.
Oh, yes I haz notissed dat, LCB. I haz two “special needs” neices. Dey haz deh fetal alkeehawl syndrome cuz dere biological muzzer imbibed too muchlee while she wuz preggerz wif dem. But dehy b happy adn helthy and fun lubbing and caring adn haz menny frendz. Dey b growed up now adn eben tho dey haz issuez, dey b productive memberz uv society. Which iz prolly moar dan ken b sed fur deh rude obnokshuz peepz hoo wander frew here trowing deh “R” werd arownd az an insult tu deh fine peepz hoo play here.
It iz trewly an honor tu bii apart uf dis community wif awl da kind, intelligent, funni, creative, and caring people hear! It iz sad dat moore people in teh wurld are nawt lyke teh peeps hear. Teh wurld wuld bii a nycer place tu bii Ifinkso.
ANOM!!!
And ANOM!
{{{3km}}}
Thnx dm {{dm}}
Ai know dis iz truf, mae Queen, Hubcat’n'mii, wii bof hab lil gurlz wen wii hitched in ’84. Hiz dawter, our #2 gurl iz bery challenged butt(!) werkz hard 2 bee helpful’n'produckive. Wii haz bizitz wif her on som weakendz…she’z 28 gon’ awn 9. She iz a gud artist & werkz 4 a prof. artist in her town. Wii noez CC bless uz thru her. {{{cweenmj&neices}}}
Ai alzo hazza kwestshun taht iz prolly kinda stoopy….iffen ai deleet sum uv teh fings in teh ‘my pics’ duz taht alzo deleet any lols ai haz maid wif teh pics? Oar dew teh lols stai put? teh my pics iz gittin kinda owt uv controlz, ai wanna cleer it owt a bit butt doan wanna looze any uv mai lols.
I duzn’t noez deh anser tu dat. But u mite ask deh Grated Cheeziz.
Use deh
“Contact Us
Send Us Ideas and Suggestions.” buttun up dere on deh rite. It opunz a speshul comment box just fur u. Den dey will ansering u in ur emayoz.
is nawt stoopy kweschun! aifinkso is gud kweschun!
is such a gud kweschun, ai donut noes teh answer!
Tessm, y u haz a donut 4 a noes, ink wiring mynds want tew kno.
It halps her tu smell gud.
*stops eeting donut in midbite* Sorry tessm! Um…hao duz yr nose feel?
Donutz??
*grabz donut adn dunks it in kawfee.*
oopz. Dat b ur noez?? Sry tessm.
Pleez when U fin da anser, let uz noe, caz ai wundered alsew.
Mebbe sumwun kood do reserch spearmint! Uplode random pikkie. Add random pikkie tew “My Pikkies.” Make LOL. Deleeet random pikkie. See wut happins tew LOL. Report awn rezults.
Ai nawt knows hao to add pikkie. Or make LOL. Or dleet stuffs. An ai haz no kamra. Or kitteh!
Sew, ai nawt kwalified fur tihs reserch, maiself.
Okai, Ai did the spearmint. Ai uploaded picture of a bear, made a LOL from it, deleted the original picture and (so far) the LOL seems to be surviving. But before you trust this result, you might want to click on my blue name, look in the LOLs and see if there is still a picture of a bear with three lines of print onnit. Maybe in a couple of days, to be sure that the LOL deletion isn’t just slower than the picture deletion. Kthnxbai.
wuz nvaitid bai you nomiadik flocks 2 kontinyoo conservation on vis pic semes bit awd vough…
+ fur in teh kitshun iz allus fun 4 hoomis, they gots funneh looks on there fayces
and wut’s moar importnat: pleistuffs in there hands!!! Ω_Ω yay for moving furry stuffs!
oh and… kwait far from nawt beeing secund ;_;
It doesn’t matter where u be, as long as u be nice! Welkum, RobbevonScholle, ai seem to detect a hint of Dutchness/Deutschness in ur id? Ai is Upfi frum Jurmanee.
yezz form norse of girmenny ;D
Oh, ai libs in Munich. But ai is frum teh Noarth-West, teh Ruhr area. Butt (snerk) ai can has wurk in teh South, so ai libs in Munich. Wud mushly prefur to libs by teh sea. Ai don’t care for moutains.
awl i can say to lolstoopilollollollolstoopilollolloll….is JUS GO WAI
Psssst! jamamakitty! We doesn’t feed teh trolls by speaking dierctly to them. U can talk about them all we wants as if they wasn’t here. Drives them crazy.
Better yet, when one rears its ugly and unimagnitive hed, we just give each other a hug and go get some caek in teh brakeroom.
*hugs jamamakitty and takes her to teh brakeroom for some caek*
Hay, hows ur noo kitteh?
*wurries a bit bowt teh kayk in teh last LOL. approches teh brakeruum wif a kawshun*
fanks fur teh cake, kitteh is well, kitteh! how duz dey get into ebbryfing teh wai tey do? an ai awlways telled trolls to jus go wai………ask kafleen!! dats wai her lurves me……… nommm, cake
We has stopped doing even telling them to go way because they come here looking for some response. “Hay, look!” they sez to themselfs, “I wented into a crowded room and started flailing my fists around and — get this — teh peeps that I hitted telled me to stop or tried to reason wif me. Is they stoopid or whut? All they has to does is ignore me, but in saying anything directly to me, I win! kthxwhare’smyNobelprize.”
Telling them to go way makes them think in their sad little minds that they has won. So we don’t gives them that opportunity. Mabye when they get hongry enuff for feedback they’ll axe nicely next time.
keep tryin, mite sink in…………. LOL, ai knows wut yer mean
ohai guise!
did ennyone else notise that this troll now has a different kwilt color, and slitely different name? Ifinkso maybe teh cheeses blockified him, and now he’s back under a noo name.. so maybe he’ll get re-blocked. I for one, votes him off teh island!
Gotta go, guis… iz past noon, an ai still needs cleen clothings fur tumorro moarning, an studying fur a test tumorro moarning (mebbe Cory can halp, him waz in sum uv those classis wif me!), an ai has tu fink uv a topic tu rite 250-500 wurds awn (ennyfing inbolbing exotic pets… mebbe ai du pinnygigs ur parrots), an ai haz tu fink uv a subjekt fur teh kitteh behavyur blog fur this weeek, an… oh, stuffs. Nun uv witch iz getting dunned whyle ai iz heer.
Ai majine ai’ll be bakk laytur, tho! Schmoos!
U cud askes GP oar Parrothead fur halp, mebbee?
yesh yesh! ai kin halp!
Duz u haz tiym tu halping?? Iz u reddy fur ur conbersayshunz tumaorrow???
oh yesh yesh yesh!
Ai has LAWTS ob lebtrees reddy adn yur stayge is getting decomorated as wii speek!
* has an egg sighted *
Um, Piggeh? I might has two numbers. One I will do and I’ve been working with *shudder* Mick on another. That still ok?
Umm… shore… ai umm… kin hardlee wayt…
O, I think u’ll enjoy at least one of them.
Or else.
EEEEEP! I just realized, I haz to run tu deh dressmakerz to git mai kostum fitted!!!! Iz tyme fur the final fitting!! Last tiym i wuz dere, dey pokinged mii wif deh pinz. I hopez it b reddy!! U will b amazinged wen u seeing it!!!!
oh cween, der haz been sum discushion bout wut time 6:00 am cheeztime is here on wet coast…. aifinkso is 9:00 AM?
Yesh! 6 am Cheeztiymez b
9am Passifikz tyme,
10 am Mounting tyme,
11 am Sentral tymez
12 noon Eesternish tyme.
yay, duz teh rite clok time happy dans!!!
Ohai Ebberywon! Ai can has yur tenshuns plzthx?
Awn Mundane teh 8nd Joon (EEP! Is tomorrow!!!) ai wheel be bringing yu teh nawt sekkund edishun ob “Piggeh, in conbersayshun” – Oh yesh yesh yesh! Ai can has mai own talk show!!!
Wii wheel be habbing speshul guests, a hyooge musiclol nummer bai nun otter tanh owr belobed cweenmj adn lawts ob otter sillyness!
So, plz tu tune in HEER tomorrow awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL (is 5pm TTI adn mumble mumble Merica Thyme)
Fankies!
an kittehs
Haha. I’ve experienced this one.