Holy Water in the water bowl…
Holy Water in the water bowl…
can i use sum of dat 4 mah kitteh?
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So duz drinkin owt ov teh toilet…
Nawt mai prowdest nawt-sekund moment, akshully. Aplolgies for general grossitood.
um… conga-ratz, aifinkso…
FangQ, nayber. We can duz teh Rose Festival Princess curtsy nao?
oh yesh!
*puts on fancy schmancy dress*
*puts on gnu shooz frum last lol*
*puts on dimund tiara frum Hugh frum burfdae*
*tries to curtsey and doo royaloltee-style wayve frum parade float*
and teh wevver is just about rite foar the Rose Festival isn’t it? mite be just a tad on the dry syde…
Wel, mai deerz , Ai se we be neding tu hab sum maor furmul o cazionz arownd heer fur yu tu be praktising yu curtzeez. Nawt wuns tudai did ai heer ennywun grete me az Yur laidyship oar enny suxh fing. we be seeryuslee slipping awn owr manurz. In mai urlee daiz nebur ennywun wuz uzing flannik in publikz. :;):
ohai ur ladeeship!!
*tries to curtsey without reveeling flannik*
{{{{{Tess}}}}} if yu’v uzed it , plz tu discard propurlee.
Pssst! *wispurs* Wassa flannik???
*waets nerbusslee, wundurin if flannik bees showin*
Az in, “pee inna flannik”
(transposition of “flee in a panic”)
Iz teh gnu kewl fraze latelee. LOL
WARNIN: Donut yoose dis frase IRL, tho.
Dey luuk at yoo reel funny afturwerds.
Voyse uv egg speer iense, red?
OMCC… Seanya axed what ai waz grinning abowt, so ai sed, awl dramatik, “pee inna flannik!”
Instantlee, Trick comed raysing at warp speed frum teh balka-knee an thru teh libing ruum wif tail strait up inna air.
Was teh purrfikt timing!!!! ROFL
Oh no……no…… nawt at awl….
Dey bees lukkin at mii funny foar yeers. Teh commint ai moast offin oberheer from teh naybores: “Wut in CC’s naem bees dat wummim duin NAO???”
Ai gnu ai lyked yu fur a reezun!
Majin this: libing in city, in apartmint awn sekkundfloor uv howse. Summer thunnerstorm. Me owtside dansing in teh storm in cut-off jeens an a tanktop an mai hair loose (an ai nawt a grate dancer, ai tell yu), soaked tu teh skin, juss lost in teh power uv teh storm. On teh sidewalk. In full vyu uv awl tejh nayburs.
Akshullee, mai kittehs lukked at me lyk ai waz crazee, tu. LOL
Kittehs nermalee luuk at dere hoomins lyk dat, tho!
Josie gibbed me teh “mahm has lawsted hur mynd” luuk alot, usualee awn dailee baysis.
Mebbeh at teh cheezmeet, ai tells yu abowt ‘Nekkid Gardnin Day’ ….
wun uv mai knitting stoodints told me abowt teh tyme she & hur yung hubbie desyded to paynt their kitchen in the nood, to keep frum getting paynt on cloathes.
then they founded owt teh nayborz cud see into tehir kitchen!
not usually a prollem here, I just tie “things inna knot”….usually.
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however…….insufficient “rope” can lead to unexpected unravelling.
Umm…..yeah…..beige paynt teh seelin beige….
Ohhh – DAT flannik! Ai has a foargot abowt dat wun. Tankyew!
ai finks der was nuffink rong wifit!
Dri is good! Waves tew 2minions and Tessm.\
I was takin sum photo-giraffes of teh pair-aid a few years back and got soaked. Costed me elebenty five monies tew get teh camera fixeded.
I Like Dri!
Ai lieks dri tu, butt ( ! ) tihs yeer wus just teh weerd!! Dri an sunny an nies to go owt fur HOLE WEEKS OV TEH ROSE FESTIVAL!!!
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Nao ai knoes wy tehy maded it a week longer: waitin fur teh tradishunal rayne…
ohai catslave! ai always finsko the peeps whut akshullee goes to the parade must be fanatical or masochists or heavy drinkers…
an ai wuz alwayz amayzed that peeps wud go “taype off” their spot days in advanse… and other peeps wud HONOR it!! noware else!!
Dat iz jaun fing whut makes Portland Weird and wondermus! Iz frum teh Gnu Yurk City area… and ewe cud nawt dew that dere! *snerk* wifawt getting yer noze broke!
Haow bout the Star $$ at Pie-on-Ear Carthorse sqware? Dat sunds like a gud playce tew meet!
Ai nebber goed tew teh Grand Floral, but ai goes wif mai kidlets tew teh Starlight Parade ebbery yeer. Kwite a bit moer laid bak–nawt sew intense wif awl ob taht.
*dares to interrupt for answer to burning question*
Ai saw pic uv cuteest bebbeh kitteh ever! Cap shun was like
you haz any ticckles for my tummy in your hand / dat hand?
And Ai cain’t spell the lolspeak well enuff to findz pick.
I can has help? plskthx.
ohai! aifinkso you can use the surch boks up onna right, and nawt haz to use lolspeek innit… gud luk!
kitteh needs mouf tew mouf!
U go rite ahed. I’ll watch.
Dental dammits?
dental damage, mebbe.
When we dunned nawt-sekkund aid in class, vet-tek teechur sed, most vet cliniks keep sum gnu toofbrushis an toofpaste in teh offis… coz sumtiems, peeps duz what tehy can fur teh furries awn teh way tehre, an also, if teh ekwipmint be bizzy, yu mebbe haz tu du it, tu. An her sed it taste TERRIBLOL, pleh pleh pleh.
Yu nawt sposid tu likking dem!!!!
well – ai didnt sai AI’D du it!!!
ai nawt a trayned vet tek…
*luks arown fur a trayned vet tek…*
*hands P-K a meeror*
Pore BC!!!!!
*runs madlee in sirklols waving arms inna air*
*finallee runs tu get sum unholee water*
*gibs unholee water tu teh injurd BC*
Furget da unholee water! Gibs himz da debils brew… teekeela!
Speekin ov BCs, ai iz rly noticin Corey-Bear’s tail in teh noo videos. Growin owt ov its litlol bebbeh pencilpoint into a long an graisfull fing!!
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*snif* Tehy groes up sew fast… *snif*
ohai TWOMINIONS!! u still wanna has PDX cheezmeet sumtyme? u kud go to mai profyle, clik on mai website, then click on “contact” and send emayo.
Neeto – yu has website! Izza fine fing. BRB!
A cheezemeet? In Portland? SOunds gud tew Mii!
Iz rite – i has a forget taht yu is in PDX, tu! Eest side or West?
IIRC, catslave is in Beeberton sayme as me!
ooo – wii haz VLC Cheezmeet in 3 WEEKS!!!!! kannawt wayt!!! *dansdansdans*
Ai gnoes! *dansdans*
*resolbs tu spend tumorro throing clutter inna garbij*
Yu cud waet til ebreesun gets der, an den ebreewun halps yu – goes mush fastur wen ebreewun noes dey doan gets tu has sleepees til dey fynds teh bed/cowch/floar/balkonee/wutebbur.
Ai ar teh
pakratpakwitch, an ai tried reeeeleeee much tu has teh kleen, byootimus partmint foar mai sistur bisitin frum TTI lass ottum. Kors, ai nawt get finnishd in tiem, plaes stil lukd liek the bom site, jus frum liddler bom dan befoar. Mai sistur (ai lubs hur sew mush!!) spendid teh neks tu weeks halpin mii wif moar kleenin ob teh partmint, an wuz lawt ob funs tu wurkin wif hur.Ai jus nawt shur mai sistur ebbur cummin bak foar sekkund bisit.
*giglol* PrincessOfChaos halped me awn last bisit, her be an angel!
But still is a mess, no matter hao hard ai trai. *sigh* Ohwell, ainawt finkso cheezpeeps will be tu juj… judg… will nawt wurry tu much bowt it.
Ai will trai tu maek shur iz enuff clear spaes fur mattress tu fit awn floor, an fur peeps tu sit, an will nawt stress ober it. Coz ai GNO mai frendz gno classis n kittehs coming nawt-sekkund, yepyep!
Wif cheezpeeps onle heer fur a weekend, ai nawt gunna be making ennywun du howsewurks if ai can aboid it! Iz moar funner stuffs tu du!
ohai prysma-kitteh, wuld yoo plz to telling seanya taht i lissened to teh song him putted up teh linkie to on teh prevyus lol an it wuz being very funny!! tell him fank yoo for teh funny link!
Ai tells him! Him sez him glad you enjoyd it an him glad him cud finding it!
*izza prowd mommeh* Him groing frum cyoot intu byootimus!
*sniff* But tu me him always will be mai bebbehcat wif teh teeny tayl an teh eers way daon on hims hed, whu fitted in wun hand…
I iz afraid ur Holy Water is nawt OSHA compliantz. No distingishing smell, colur or taste. It mait be ordunary water exchept dat wen indje…inge…drunk bai lawabidin demonish oder fiendish beings itz laik poisun.
Ma klients is conshidering a classawktion suit.
LOL! BC haz onna jawb akksident?? uh-oh, is OSHA rekordabul?
or, mebbe BC just needs propurr MSDS an PPE!
Ai be teh momma uv a bebbeh BC! Hao ai can let him go tu skool oar owt tu play wif frenz if ai nawt can be shur him gunna be saef frum tihs stuffs??? Oh, teh hyooj manatee uv it, when eben a bebbeh nawt be saef!!!!!!
SHREEEEEEK!!!
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*laffs so hard teh Minions has a scared*
Poor lil’ BC. Nawt gib da BC Holy Waters, him lyke sparkli waters!
ooooh, shampers! yespliskthx!
aarrgghh – ai hazza liddlol grumpie – Plasticat and ia just came bakk frum owr ebenin walk, and up teh road awais, weer it goes thru teh state forest, dere wuz a turtlol hoo had ben laying eggs in teh sand awn teh side uf teh road…and sumwun runned her ober!!! iz a bery kwiet kuntree road, and she wuz off teh road, ai don’t fing her jumped owt in frunt uf a kar liek teh deers du – it seems liek it wuz dil…deli…ON POIPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maeks mii mad….
*growls an bares teh pointee ends, eers back flat*
Hao cud sumwun DU taht? Tehre iz NO WAY yu can claim a turtlol be in enny way a problim aminlol… an whyle her laying eggs?!?!?!
o, taht iz sew sad, wai duz peeps haz tew bee sew meen? ai jus cahnt unnerstand itz sumtymes
*slow, sad hedshayke*
*bows hed*
Dear CeilingCat,
Pls tu gide teh pore TurtlolMommeh saeflee ober teh Brij tu teh Meddo, an hur liddol turtlol bebbehs tu, if dey bees beeyond yur halps in lief. An pls tu bees blessing awl teh Cheezpeeps, hu has teh jentil an compashnit harts, xsept foar uglee peepuls hu dus horbil fings liek dis.
KthxbaiAnom.*wieps teh leekee iis*
*broos up teh nastee liddol spel foar teh uglee horbil peepuls*
Just wish on them what they deserve…
Oh,yubetcha.
zaktlee! dat iz wai wii iz teh angree. arownd heer teh deer be a BIG trubblol, iz nawt unushooal fer dem tew run owt in frunt uf yu, and eben teh turkeys fly or run owt in frunt uf kars, but a TURTLOL??? and dey nawt be a problim animlol – wii wuz just tawking bowt dat, az wii iz in teh middlol uf owr annyuoal tent caterpillar invashun…DEY be problim animlols!
An dere is nawt eggzackly a turtlol ober-populashun problem, eever! Owt here in teh PWN (Pacific WestNorth) owr zoos an parks iz tryin hard to has moer turtlols!
*gets awl teh nebburs wif teh pitchfoarks an toarches*
HOO wud DEW such a HORRBL fing! Wii iz REDEE tew fynd dem an teech dem …
uhh… show dem …. uh…
Wii will get dem an…
*runsobber stoopydampeepl wifabeegtruk*
Yay!!!!!!
*cheers fur jk2k an her beegtruk*
*cawntribyoots munees tu putting moar gazleen in teh truk*
in those situations, I hope the driver was just inattentive or drunk or stoned. Somehow an impaired driver seems better than a driver who kills innocent amilols. Poor turtlemama.
iz pawsibull – but wii duz hab lawts uf peeps rownd heer dat duz fings liek dat intenshunallee…
When I was in South Africa as a student volunteer for a game reserve, we had to euthanise a turtle that had been run over. It wasn’t very pleasant.
No, I wouldn’t think it would be.
My sympathy and respect, you have them.
Blarrgh! Ahm ded Jim!
Bones needs teh burbun, aifinkso!
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(Pleez, nawt teh Saurian brandy agin…)
or that Romulan Ale *shudders*
It burnz meh!
Kwik! Gimme sum gud olfashun pagin watturz!
*wispurrz* Oar mebbe sum hi-voltij fyrwattur!
mebbe sum uv taht vampyr wyne wud hep?
Wen duz a vampyr wyne?
After a coffin fit?
*heddesk*
only iffen ya cross them the wrong way.
*snerk*
Upon furver reflekshun, it cumz tu lyt dat der is a lot at stayk heer.
oooo, good one. I couldn’t make the stake reference work.
**Red pokes hur hed in**
I’m gonna go get a peese of sum homaded choklit cayk. Ennybody want sum?
**VOOOOM**
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nom-nom
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*VOOM*
**feelz breez**
Wut WUZ dat?
♪♫♬Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy♪♫♬
Uh, nebbermind…
Donut get my hoaps up, pk.
oh, PK – wii hazza bideo uf Unique plaiing wif Eva’s tayl!!! eggsept stoopy pyooter gibbing us a hard tyme bowt uploading it…
Ohai, UK!
I lubs teh bideo of Eva an Tyra dubblol-teemin awn Unique! Teh butt-wigglol of doom gets me ebery tiem.
fankies rhsb! ai LOL’d sew HARD after ai turned teh kamera awf after dat!! ai’ve seen it bowt elebenty tymes and ai still laff…
and I’ve no frikken idea how to see them.
Go tu prysmcat.org/foster
Hang on to ur CHRG, Dan!
Ai iz wunnering wevver him furgot hims CHRG, oar it waz nawt strong enuff, oar if RL haz sukked him in agen…
I dunno. Cud be enny of doaz.
Shud wii send owt surch partee, oar gibs him sum moar tyem?
leash went off.
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and ahm far-far too bitter and worn a person to need a chrg.
Uh-huh. Yah rite.
Dan, wii kno u. U has teh sawfty syed!
Speshulee if yu watching a cyoot bebbeh kittin wif her gnu fureber-sisters, playing.
OMCC, Jamamamama’s gnu bebbeh Cayenne!
(frum facebuuk… ai hoping her nawt mind ai share, but is SOOOO cyoot!)
tinyurl.com/ovnyol
wayte for it…………waayyyte ffoooorrr iiiiit.
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and LAUNCH.
Iz tonite teh last gradyooayshun, Dan, oar iz dere moar 2morro?
*hedbats stoopy puter*
Ai wanna seeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and dere’s wun uf Tira and Eva wrestling – teh sownd effekts mayk it seem liek sumwun iz gedding kiilified! ai nawt shure hoo iz mayking awl teh noyse…and Unique iz sitting dere liek her iz teh referee…
LOL Ai gno… teh noizis Cory maeks when playing wif Angel sownd lyk her killing him ded, but when her lets go oar if we rekyooing him, him runs ryte bakk agen!
PK, teh bebbehs iz adorablol, butt I’m in lubs wif Angel.
Yu no can haz!!!!!!!!!
Hers a big ol floofehtayl, tho. *giglol* Her myte bolunteer tu moov in wif yu, coz ai gunna haz tu maek sum chanjis — her getting eksessively hevvy coz her steel teh kittin fuds. Her gotta eets less. Her gunna start complayning ai starbing her, ai gno it!!!
I nawt kin halp myself. I has week-niss foar teh beeg floofy wuns.
Ifn hur eber wants to run away frum hoam, tell hur to hed towerd KY.
wii haz dis danjerus orinj dustbunneh dat hangs owt unner mai bed – wen yu waks bai, it jumps owt, attaks yer anklols, den runs bakk unner teh bed agin!! funny fing – dis dustbunneh appeered 2 weeks ago…
Funneh… we haz a similar fing, but iz black an it lurks unner teh cowch… fur abowt teh saem amount uv tiem, tu! What a co-in-syd-inse!
iz a danjerusdustbunnehinvashun???!!!
Ideer fore nekst ICHC low-budgit produkshun:
Invashun ov teh Dust Bunnehs!
Oar dem kyute lill grey bebeh kittehs datz were teh ree plaice mints wunce.
Iz lyk killer tomatos but floofier.
(floofeh tomatoes… du nawt want!)
Chanj teh naem tu ‘Invashun ob teh Dust Lolofints’ an yu can fillum it at mai howse.
Oh yaysh dey cawl him teh streek!
Cayk!!!
Nom, nom, nom!
Plz tu saib me sum. ai can has tu fede kittehz nd huzbum nawt secund b4 dey rye it.
I’ll try to sayv u sum, but u kno how dis groop can be.
Donut want enny rye-itz, tho!
Can has wheet-its?
Sownz lyk a kind of crakkers to me.
IT BURNZ! IT BURRRNNZZ!!
UR MUTHER SOWS SOX THAT SMELL MERRIN!
Okay, sinse teh cayk wuz sutch a hit, duz ennywun want sum tee? Iz nawt dat instant stuff, iz teh gud homemaded brooded stuff.
Is swete tee?
Ob coarse.
Mahm mayks it alot sweeter den I do, butt iz nawt sirup-ee.
Tehn wants!! Plz?
Fankie, Red!!! Taht wuz gud!
**luuks arown**
Did eberybodee leeev? Am I awl alone?
**bottum lip begins kwivverin, eies start leekin**
Ohai red! Yu still hear?
**pikks up leekin eies adn patches leeks with ai-glu**
Funny, these eies are brown. Ai thot rhsb hadd green/blu combinashum eies. Whoze eies been leekin?– Ai guess we hadda lot of leeky eies this week, yesh?
**Takes leeky eies adn leaves um at Lost & Found Offis of tai boot eek**
Oh. Doze eies kood be mine. Mai brown ayes leeked a bit todai wen ai went tew see Up.
O well, aifinkso red maybe iz asleep. It’s abowt 0115 where she lives, yesh? Annywai, goo’night, awl!
Iz heer! Iz heer! {{{rhsb}}} donut gets teh leekee eies! *hanz red a kleenix adn sum hawt chokolit*
*Wanderz in frum deh nite shift at deh gatehowse.
Annybuddy heer?
Ohai cween! Ai’m still heer, barely. How you bii?
I b ok, howz bai u??
All fine thnx. Ai hate to leave Yr Majesti alone, but Ai think Ai’ll say goo’night again. Rest well! *Backs out of throne room, bowing adn gracefully tripping over feets*
Now ai wonder whose feets these be?
Prolly LCBz feets. hur haz ben habbing problemz keeping trak uv hur appendijez latelee.
G’nite, LungDoc.
*tukz deh gud Doktur up in a floofy blankee.
Schmooooz.
hai ebberybuddy! hoap yoos awl sleeping well, now *yawn* just finished riting sum reebues 4 amazon (Neil Gaiman’s grafic nobel, “The Eternals”, and the old mobee “The Treashure ob teh Sea-air-ah madres”), an gonnta beddie-bye now. Yoo can reed my rebues, but donut bote 4 dem, unlesss yoo nebber boted 4 my reebues, and denn onlee wonct becuz odderwyse amayzone finks ai is ballot-stuffing and subtraks poynts. Stoopy amayson!
Ohai! Hao du ai kno witch wuns are yurs? Ai nebber boted fr yu before, sew ai kood bote fr wun.
Ees dere annybuddy owt dere?
Ohai AfriCat! ai juss pokin my noze in heer an see u lookin all sad fayse. How u b today/tonite?
*pokes head in, to see wut happens*
ai just posted a commint awn ihasahotdog and it came through as Pd’B. duz this mean that ai have returned from my exile in Spamberia? wait and see.
u haz returned! ai c u
ai heers Robin sayin tew Batman:
“Holy Water in the water bowl, Batman!”
lol
Did iis funy me hav blak cat to. it always runs away from mes i think it evil