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Kitteh haz a noo hare stiel
Oar iz it a goggie? Oar a hoomin? Lossa hare enniwai!
Lukks lyd weer boff konfuzzld bowt teh identitee ob dat fing.
Conga-rats awn teh tawp spot – we has a brayd wiff teh lubbly Leeza!
dans-dans-skraggulhayr-dans
Dass me awl teh tiem – iffn Ai let mai harez gro, Ai luk liek a nest maed bai a drunkin burd!
Ifinkso iz Mick!!!
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Grate – taht’s no help. Iz Mick a goggie, or a hoomin?
Ohai{{{{{Anni}}}}}Duz yu has da robbinz at yurz? Dey etez da furmint berriez nd getz berree silly.
Ha! Dey du nawt let me sine in wif dis naim. sez rong paswurd but dey noze enuf tu uze mai Arly abatar wif dis naim.
We haz teh Ingerlish robin redbreast – dunno iffn iz teh saem wun az u haz.
Lattin naim iz Turdus migratorius. reelee! sum sub speeceez but lukz awl pritty muxh da saim.
Nao ur beyootimus!
But ur still a goggie (dat is a goggie, yeff?)
Um, fevver dustrr, mebbe?
Watebber, is beyootimus nao. Prepayr tu be atakkd!
Aifinkso, goggie
luks like bedhed to me!
luks lyk kitteh bein skwished by jiunt pinny gig to me!
um.. sinse when did pinny gigs start having such big pointy ends???
Kitteh has merkin?!
Does merkins usually ride up like that?
if yu donut yuse toopay tayp tehy cando…!
Toopay tape? Ouch!
is hao tel slebrittees keep teh plunjin neklyns form ternin into teh wardoeb mall funkshuns!
OIC. I’ve been using staplols.
Owch!
I’m not advising using staplols to hold ur merkin on.
Wut hapun tu “let it awl hang owt?” tu menny untiedy peepulz in jale?
Ohai Ebberywon! Ai can has yur tenshuns plzthx?
Awn Mundane teh 8nd Joon (EEP! Is tomorrow!!!) ai wheel be bringing yu teh nawt sekkund edishun ob “Piggeh, in conbersayshun” – Oh yesh yesh yesh! Ai can has mai own talk show!!!
Wii wheel be habbing speshul guests, a hyooge musiclol nummer bai nun otter tanh owr belobed cweenmj adn lawts ob otter sillyness!
So, plz tu tune in HEER tomorrow awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL (is 5pm TTI adn mumble mumble Merica Thyme)
Fankies!
6 am Cheeztiymez b
9 am Passifikz tyme,
10 am Mounting tyme,
11 am Sentral tymez
12 noon Eesternish tyme.
Ware is cheeztime? Sownz laik iz in Pessiffik Oshun – Hawayee, meebe?
Cheez Town Cryer anserz dis and mennee moar kwestyunz.
Aifink iz Midwai.
Yis, da cheezpeepz uze tu libz in Hawaii aifinkso nd surbur iz stil dere.
ohai piggeh,
at teh faktree we iz wurking hard but needs to knowing wun fing: wut, besdies pork skratchings, shuld going in teh snoglobe part ob teh speshul custumizinged Guiness Piggeh snowglob-boblolhed doll?
fank yoo, frum teh burfday fairy
(oh, btw, 6am Cheeztime iz 9am Pafisik Time in Merica. 10 Mowntin, 11 Centrul, 12 Eestren)
PK sez dat deh Kale b a beeg faborite uv deh pinny gigz.
Ahem! Wii does NAWT liek teh Kale! pfft!
* shaykes littlol paw in generul direkshun ob Prymsa-Kitteh *
Wii lieks… Guinness, Pork Py, Cookies… LAWTS ob fings! Ai can has snowglob boblolhedded askshun figger??? OMCC!
Stylist kitteh is styling.
ummm..isnt Viola from Twelf nite? an isnt it spelt Voila!
I was wondering if anyone else would notice that. The proper French is “Voilà”. And a viola is an instrument similar to a violin, but slightly larger (can also be a woman’s given name).
were u just watching Shake Spear in Lurv too???
lmao naw, ai was made tew study it few exams in skool….needles to sai, ai cant get rid of teh damn memeries
Viola is a flour, or a musikal instrumint. Voila is offen mispelt Viola!
oooh a dinna kno it tws a flour..new bout te muzical instrummments
Luks much liek a violet altho 2 culurs, teh wons ai has sene.
I forgotted teh flour!! Iz teh cyoot – kinda liek a litlol pansy, rite KK?
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Yep! Liek babbeh pansies. And I noed sum peeps whut plaied teh instrument, tho taht wuz a feu yeers ago.
Viola piked da violas ta dekorate her viola, und Viola! it wuz beoutimoous
yay! soz dat!
welll….tecknickly, yes.
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Ackshully, tihs is a problem fur my fambly IRL – we uses silly stuff on purpus, like “viola” for “voila” an (my favrit) “fruit compost” for “fruit compote” – an tehn peeps finks it isn’t awn porpoise. Mai granfadder tuk mai mom asied an bery, bery gently told her it was “compote” an mai mom hadded to not laff.
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Teh problem wif tehs joeks is wen teh ovver persin nawt familier wif teh original werds. Todai owr local paper hadded “Hone in On” in a heddline – maeks me crazy!!! (“Hone in” dusn’t maek sense – original is “home in” liek homing pijjon.)
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So yur rite, Zelkina – but ifinkso teh joek is okai becuz iz in a LOL.
2M, I poured over ur post and from it implied its wisdom.
*halps self to froot compost*
Ai pours wippy creem over teh compost, too…mmm, froot.
O HEY!!!!
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Yu nawty, nawty LCB!!!
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“Implied” for “inferred” – teh classic Webster story! An I missededed it awn teh nawt-sekund reeding!!!!
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Yu leevs mai pore wits in teh dust, as ussuwoolly…
*picks up 2M’s pore wits*
*applies cleanser to unclog it’s pours*
*gives 2M pore wits back*
*wanders off giggloling*
lol i gawt teh joke….was juss wonnerin if my awful memmory served me rite dat it was a Shakespeare character (damn does exams!)
I wish i cud has a memmry folder liek teh compyooter – deleet teh exams so i can rememembers mai phone number…
lolz! dat wud b usefull…lots ov bad memmries tew delete ten fer me. mebbe dere’s a human version ob a re-install? or a new memmry sticky fing we can has?
plz tu not re-booting mii.
oar booting mii, fur dat matter.
Mai mammreez b just fine deh wai dey iz.
wud lyke a re-boot…has sum corrupted thoughts…erm….files…dat need removings
Hoo korruptid u?? Wuz it deh Ebil Maus??
Oh muh cween, Ise certain dat yer mommreez, whist praps nawt as good as when yew wer a younster, is still jest fyne.
Mamries? Ai losted main bak awn Febroowary. Deeleeted Febroowary 9. Gib meh sum mamries….liek deh sowng, Maaaammmrrrrieees!!! Mai kittehs onlee lieks mai singin but dat onlee cawse deh cant runawywifakwiknis.
*pownse KCT*
*rolls inna roll, roll, roll* *pownses Taya wif happeeness* Weeeeeeeee!
*snorglols mai KCT*
Aifinso ur rite abowt teh Shakespeare altho ai did nawt hab tu reed taht plai. Red Julius Caesar, Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, MacBeth, The Merchant of Venice.
Thot wuz jus lolcat speling, r maybe liek mi werkplase caffyterea oofring ov teh “raspberry vignette” wiv teh salleyd.
ROTFL!!!! We has a weiner!!!!
can ai has weiner?
Peekz at razzberry. Wishes der b moar dan just a vignette. wud like tu see deh whole story.
My fave cafetorium misspelling was “Nervy Bean Soup”
Ai haz seed naval orinjis (fur navel orinjis)
*pikturs oranjis bobbing on teh waives*
AN… Navel jelly (ewwwww) :s
My cafeteeriya wus a constant sorse ob amusement. I lyked the Hot Vichyssoise and the Caves Liver with Bacon an Onions but the best was the Puree ob Mongol soup. I had dis mentical image of the Swedish chef chasin an asian fellow across the steppes waving his cleever.
2M, U speek da lolspeek afore lolspeek tu. Mie huzby an ai saz lotz ob fings lik dat. Iz lik malapropz, sayin on fing meenz novver, iz alwaes problums ai finks, caz U getz used tu talkin like dat an den furgetz when talktalktalk tu ovver peepz.
Oh, ai finkso ai tries noo haredo todai! *rummajis frew bafroom cabnet* Heer’z gel … ware’s mai viola? *rummajis frew bedruum … kicchen … libbing ruum* Aw, no viola. Hao bowt cello? Ai haz cello, wud taht luuk guud? Ai kood juss yooz eggstra gel tew make it stik?
*snerk* luvvin teh mentul pikchur!
There’s always room for cello!
*snerk*
Cello tu u tu!
why Cello dere? Are yew catchin teh Tuba todai?
Cello hao teh dai is? Wutz gnu wif ewe?
Cello, cello, ai dont kno wy yu say good buy ai say cello …
Iz dat REEL Cello, Or Cello Feign?
*snerk*
Cello, Cello, Cello, wats goin on ere den?
Muh wyfe kubs roses, specially the cello wuns
Add a little gel… and Stringed Instrument!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy, coming in to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo habbings a burfday today!! inklooding Scubafreak
i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lite an fluffy anjul fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, sparkly party punch, iskreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishunal sunday game ob trol-hed crokay!! (not wif reel trol heds, sorry, teh wud ballz are payntingd to luk liek trol heds) an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle liek raynboz wen tehy bownse, itty bitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit de-koder ringz, kandee, an puffy flutterby stikkers wif googly eyes an antennyes! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*tayks a mallit adn bawl frum teh rakk*
*whakk!* … … … … ….. .. .. .. . . . . . o
*littlol voys cums frum bawl as it rolls*
lollolollololololllolllol stuupee stuppee re@#%$&s!
O mai, dats a nastee wun. Lets trai anudder.
*tayks anudder bawl frum teh rakk*
*whakk!* … … … .. .. ..o krak! .. .. .. .. . . . .o
Datz nawt a kitteh, dats a krak! stupee pikshur stupee capshun
Hmm, lukks lyk ai’m awl aloan owt heer.
*tayks anudder bawl frum teh rakk*
*sets it up to attempt teh fansee triplol-shot*
*whakk!* … … … … …o krak! .. .. .. .. o klik! . . o
Eneewun wiff dis diseez wud kno krak! dats nawt a klik! stoopee lol
*golf applaws* clappity-clap
Love your croquet games, AP! @@@@@
Fanks, Harry!
oooh yay googley eyed stickers! “plants wun on LCB’s nose and runnsaway”
Fankies, burfday fairy! Ai taikes a bownsy ball coz ai needz sum bownse.
*runs in, giggling lyk a loonatic*
Ai bizzy wif londrees an stuff, but Cory-Bear and Angel just made me LOL soooo much… Seanya iz uploading teh bideos uv teh ressling match, will add them when YuToob allows, but if yu luk at teh kittins blog, iz funneh pics an teh eksplanayshun!!!
*scoots off, chortling*
*peeks back in*
Hm, mebbe it waz onlee funneh if yu waz tehre. Oh well…
Ai juss added a cupple uv Eva pics taht gotted mislayed an an Eva bideo ditto, frum when UK an PC waz heer tu get her.
*wanners back off tu du homewurk an londrees, pleh*
Tee hee! The pics & descriptions are too cute!
No, nooo, wuz teh cyoot and funneh!!!!!
Lub teh way Angel pins Cory-Bear daon wen him wants to play, and her wants to groom him. Jest like beeg sister wif ram-bunk-shus little bruvver.
Kitteh’s pointy parts are out. Methinks doggie about to say “yipe”.
Is either tribbel or Neel Gaiman.
WAT THE?????? WHAT IS THAT THING ITS PUTTING GEL ON!!!!!!!????????? =)
That black thing is 1 year old yorkie-poo, Rufus. Him and my cat; Thomas, are just playing. Honest
Viola? U can plaz dat ting? I trid, it terned owt bad. I stawted owt wit 6 wiskurs, indid up wit 2, tid 2gevur in a bo.
You wrote viola which is a musical instrument when you ment voila!
its spelled
voila.
funny, tho. :O
“Voila” iz mizspeld